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Lots of history in that Hudson River. Oh, yeah. It's handled a lot. Can you swim in that river yet? Airplane? Can you? Can you not? You would never swim in that river. Why? You would come out an eldritch beast if you swam in that fucking thing for two seconds. Why is it? You'd come out with a third leg. Oh, I see the problem now. Okay. Maybe even a fourth if you're like me. Jane, can you swim? Yeah, I can. Not very well. I'm like a little bit knowledge taken away and I drown. Oh, okay. But I can handle myself.

What? What? Why? What? Is there a... No! It doesn't... Well, it's one of those things where it's like the way you're explaining it, it doesn't sound like you can. No, I can definitely... I can survive in water. But I'm not like... How long?

Not too long. Like, stop! Why are you looking at each other? There's no rivers around, I promise. I can definitely swim, but not like... I don't know how to really traverse the water. Okay, so like... So you can swim, but you don't know how to... I'm not like an athlete in the water. Okay. Do you know how to dive? Like do a dive? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Gracefully. That's one thing I've never done. It sounds scary. I feel like I just get all the water in my face. I...

Partially clown. Yeah, I would. We can test it. No, we can't. Let's test it. No. Let's test it. Let's test it. No. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich.

We're testing how long Jaden can survive in the LA river. Well, that's actually what we have behind these curtains is we've caught a Olympic-sized swimming pool and an entire audience of 30,000 who are excited to see your next video being not alive. Yeah, how I drown story time.

This is the pre-interview before you have your grand swim. Okay. We're calling this one Jaden's big swim. Oh, yeah. That's a nice ring to it. I like it. Yeah.

Welcome back to the podcast. Yeah. You've been here before. You've changed. Yeah, you've changed. Wait, what do you mean by that? Negatively. No! It's true. It's true. I'm sorry. What happened to me? You got cool tattoos. I do have tattoos. I'm sorry, Jaden. You got cool. You did cool. Why is that a bad thing? Well, we got you here last time because you thought that you were like us, which is pathetic. Yeah.

Yeah. I can still be pathetic. Really? Oh, no. That was pretty good. Yeah. But not quite at Schlatt's level. Let's see. Watch this. Look at him. That is a good one. Can you get tears? Can you get tears? I have to think about my bird hitting a ceiling fan.

Is this your go-to? That sounds like your go-to. Yeah. You said you have to. I have to. I'm not good at crying in command. Yeah, that's pretty good. Holy, how do you do that? Those are real. Let me see if I can get myself going. Dead grandma. Dead mom. Dead dad. Dead. Dead. Oh, I see something. A glimmer. Throbbing member.

Are you just not blinking though? He's just not blinking. He's not blinking. No, I'm thinking about horrors. Horrors. I'm thinking about horrors. Horrors. It's going to be a huge smile. Sean, what are you talking about? Women. Oh, no.

Yeah, I'm getting there. I mean, you know, if I do a little bit of blinking, I could get something going. There is one way that you can get yourself crying real quick, though, that I usually go to. Oh, it's your stick, right? Yeah, my little stick. My little member. Your what? My little quivering member. I'm sorry. We're making references to the podcast before, and you were not privy to that at all. It's okay. Yeah, no, the menthol stick that I bought on Amazon that has made it...

quite literally into almost has entirely existed within Schlatt's content and the only time that I've used it was in my incorrect history of pizza video but I didn't like bring up the actual way I did it because I cried in that video at the end um

But it's been mostly just forced upon people. It's funny that way. You can barely see. It's a weapon. When we originally did that recording of that video, I did not tell Schlatt what that was. That was his genuine reaction. Which one was it? It was our Wii video. Where you gave me those fucked up stuffed animals. I still have those. You do? That makes me so happy. I sewed them all myself.

Yeah, I just ordered something on Amazon. You like went into the workshop. I was like, this is going to be hilarious. Can you imagine if he had like, because usually he'll run with a bet. But like, can you imagine if it like actually like shook him to his core? Like he was like actually bothered by it. I was very confused. Like I was genuinely like.

Each one was individually wrapped and I unboxed them and each one was like a bigger monstrosity than the last. Yeah, they're all great. Welcome, Jaden, to Chuckle Sandwich, your favorite podcast to be on. And we've shed some weight, as you may have noticed.

You guys look good. Oh, no, in terms of an entire person, like a person's worth. Oh, yeah. Of Wade. There was a third guy. There was another. There was a third guy, and now he does not sit at the table with us. We have now another human that sits across over there, and I like to call him our little cherub, our little...

A little thrall, maybe a... Catamite. Catamite. A little concubine. No, not a catamite. Oh, you're a catamite. Come on. Do you have a favorite of those three or four? I think it'd probably be catamite. No. Do you know what that means? That's definitely least. I don't know what that means. It's a... You want to pull that up? Yeah. A little catamite? Catamite. Tell us what you are. Tell us what you are. I believe it begins with a boy kept for a home...

A boy kept for homosexual practices. Oh, okay. You like that one? No, my wife wouldn't agree. Oh, well, okay. You're cool now. You got the tattoos. I think it's weird that having tattoos automatically makes me cool. It does. You're very cool. Well, we've also been hearing you've been doing more drugs. That would do it. Cocaine.

I heard crack was on the menu. That's a good one. You'd be surprised with crack. Yeah. What's your favorite thing about crack? Woo. It's crazy. She's clearly a crackhead. It's a rush. Look at her. It's good. Get that pipe going. Out of all the drugs that you've been doing and all the cool things that you've been doing, what's your favorite drug, though, out of your whole lineup? All of them.

- All the lineups? - 'Cause I was over at your place the other day and you were showing me your drug setup and it was like sort of, it was kind of-- - It was organized and nice and pretty. - Yeah, it was like a bar cart that you had except it was just like a chemistry kind of setup that was just all drugs. - Yeah, sometimes I just go, ooh, it's time to have a little bit of a drug and I go down to my own cart. - So you always begin your drug moments with a little ooh. - I'm kind of in the mood for a little bit, you know, like ordering french fries, you know, I could go for some-- - They're kind of the same thing, yeah. - A little cart.

Yeah. Yeah. I need a bump. Just a little...

- I've earned it. - Yeah, that's how every good interaction with drugs goes is I've earned it. That's how it starts. As I've earned a little bit, a little bit more wouldn't hurt. - I've been good. - Yeah, I've been good. I've had a stressful week and yeah, okay, cool. - I wish my drug knowledge was better and I could commit to this a bit more, but I really don't know anything about it. - A bit? - A bit. - Interesting you say that. - Yeah. - Well, I get it.

Because this is all in a video game these illegal drugs it yeah, they've been doing it in the video game right? That's how it's a because it yeah. Yeah. No, it's not real What made you want to get tattoos no rephrase that what made you want to become so cool? Oh, thank you I don't know I got okay. So the first they are it's like really it is what can you show them? So I

I already had a couple tattoos, but they were small so no one really cared. They weren't cool enough.

But once you get a tattoo, you kind of like break the seal and you're like, "Well, get me another one. I already have a bunch of permanent stuff on me." So, you know, like, would you guys ever get tattoos ever? No. No. That's fair. No. I feel like that's a pretty typical response. It's the mark of the beast. What? The mark of the beast. You can't simultaneously tell this person that they're so cool because of all their tattoos and then all... Well, actually, that is pretty cool though. Well, I can look at someone smoking a cigarette and be like, "That is cool as fuck. You probably get a shit ton of pussy." I would never.

You would never never get I would never get pussy But I can still you know I can still recognize how cool it is you literally have a beast on your arm Mark of the Beast you have quite literally a marking of a beast No, so you rotate so I can see that but yeah this guy that is sick. Is that like a that's that looks like a it's a

Like a like a from like Chinese mythology looks like a dragon, but it has that sort of like look to it There's like a Chinese dragon. Yeah, it's kind of like inspired by Chinese Japanese dragon and stuff But I didn't whenever I see like a dragon tattoo. It's it's gonna sound weird, but it's like too Asian You know I wanted like a cartoony ass looking dragon

So I found a tattoo artist. I was wanting this tattoo for like a long time I just couldn't find the right artist for it. Yeah, and I found one in Canada Her name is Jay and she drew it all up, but I was like this is incredible This is exactly what I wanted. So she did this and it was like my first big tattoo That's like visible and then I was like I could do another so I did a sleeve. Oh

And now this side is like peace and love. This is flowers? It's got flowers. It's a crane, though. I don't know if people can see. Can you see? That is dope. It's really nice. I like it. I actually used to have a tattoo here, but it got covered up. Oh, okay. Did it say something awful? No, it was just two little bugs. They're gone now. So I know this is a question that people ask those who have tattoos, and it can be considered an annoying question, but does the...

I mean, this is the only one that has color on it. Does this crane have any form of significance? Meaning? No, none of my tattoos contain anything. I'll ask that, but I also recognize that it doesn't need to. It doesn't need to, though. Sometimes it can just be like wanting to just...

have art on your body, which is like also... Yeah, none of my tattoos... I- this was my first one, I just wanted something tiny to kinda like experience a tattoo. And they said, you know, because of all the... the stuff that they need to use, like the tattoo and the cleaning and all the supplies, that it was gonna be $60.

And I was like, that doesn't seem, what if I got like these birds here? And they're like, that's $80. And I'm like, that's a great deal. So those are my first tattoos. There you go. You know. $80 for something permanent. Yeah. Forever. Possibly $60. I feel like these days with the way that tattoos work nowadays, I mean, I've always heard that it's like, oh, if you want to get it off, it's like this whole painful process. I imagine the technology has improved a little bit for tattoo removal, has it not? Yeah.

What? Tattoo removal. Isn't it gotten better or is it always just... I don't really know. They just covered hers up, right?

I got a little bit of, I also had a tattoo here. It was just like a little plant that I got lasered a little bit just to make it easier to cover up. This is, what you've got here going on with the flower is actually really cool because that almost looks 3D when you're looking at it. Yeah, Jay is like really, really good. I trust her with the rest of my skin, I'll be honest. Wow. To trust someone with your entire set of epidermis. That is so bold. The set of it. What do you got on the tattoo removal thing? I saw you doing a little bit of...

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Moderate to... Never mind. Well, he's talking about a commercial. Oh. It's one of those things where if you or a loved one has a severe flack. I've never heard that. My brain turns off. I dissociate whenever I hear that voice. If you or a loved one. Flax varieties.

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Spanish. This will come out like two months after. Yeah. At this point, this must be podcast number seven, if I'm correct. So this will come seven weeks after, which...

leads me to know by the way if there is there anything that's coming out in seven weeks from now within seven weeks that maybe you would want to talk about or um oh it's not i don't know when it's coming out but i did a video with psychics i think that's that was an interesting one i just went to like oh like clairvoyance yeah wow so i did this back in october i don't know if the video will be out but i went in october and i booked a bunch of like psychic reading sessions with various psychics

and then compared them all, like all the readings. None of them were very... One person said I was going to be in a car accident. When? I don't know. She just said it. That's terrible. And I was like, well, I'm still all good now. Okay. How does a psychic break that to you? Or did she just let it fly? Okay, so we did tarot card readings, and she was like, I picked all my cards, and then she was like, this one...

Car accident. How did you choose the cars? Were they face down? Yeah, she was just like fan them out upside down and it was like random and then like the fates choose the car. Okay. Like a magic trick. Kind of. Those are all fake too. But with my future. So car accident hasn't happened. They also said I was going to be approached by a businessman in August with a business and she said to avoid him. Oh man.

Specifically, he had a mustache. You want to hear something funny? Damn. That's so general. What? I'm a businessman. That's so general, though, that that could be pretty much accurate because...

you know, we're as YouTubers, we all have our business email and we receive so many inquiries through that email that are just ignored. So you could, you know, probably forget about this. Someone could be sending me an email. Some mustached guy is going to send you an email and you're just going to ignore it and you're going to have, it's going to have come true. Then she's like, I knew it.

Was the car crash one the most ridiculous one? That was the most specific. I don't think there's any ridiculous stuff. Yeah, really bold to say car crash. I went to like four psychics. I tried five, but one just kept forgetting I was appointed. But they were all pretty general. They kind of get a read on you, and then they kind of just read based on what they feel, which is like, you could say it against with everyone. But the car accident was like,

I'll be honest bold like I respect how bold that psychic was that was bold. Yeah, this is oh It's the card for you are a loving and caring person. So oh, that's the car Like a terror car you never seen before it's just a vicious car accident illustration

It's just like someone hanging out of a fucking like... It's like, is this you? And you're like, oh my god. It's like Shalette when he gets stuck in a glue trap. Shalette, take it away. What was that? The glue trap card. Let me out! Where's my hat? Where'd it go? Want me to get it for you? Cherub! Cherub! Hey!

Help me! You ever do that in Los Angeles? Walk through the city streets of the... Oh, shit. Tucker. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm paying you to be here. You ever walk through the streets of Los Angeles? No. Next to all the crackheads and tweakers and go, help me! Help me! That sounds... I wonder what would happen, actually. Oh, my God! I want to take the fucking hat off.

I feel like there's something about just having the most power in the streets of LA that I think is worth a lot though. Oh, you have to assert yourself. You really do. I mean, what do you want? Crazy crackheads coming up to you and like getting in your face? No, you have to get in theirs. No, I'll be honest. I just don't go to LA. Whenever I have to go to LA, it's a bad day for me. I rue that day. Me too. Yeah.

But like the whole, the entirety. No, I get it, yeah. Like this is LA for me too and I'm not happy. Yeah, I'll be honest, I don't know where we are. He's talking about the county right now. All of it. I mean, none of it is really that great. All like 15 million people. Oh, now we're going to the people. What's the next tattoo? I don't know. I don't really have any ideas. So it's just like, oh, this one looks cool. I'm getting it. Yeah, basically. Yeah.

Well, I think about it for like a year. Like I don't get a tattoo. Like I'm not really an impulsive person. So like I'll think about it for a year and then I'll be like, yeah, I like it. I've always been interested in getting a tattoo. I don't know if I've ever like... I think my whole thing is that I don't know if I've ever felt so strongly about any particular visual enough that I would want it on my body. But I think another part of it is that...

very often when I was growing up and my parents will always remind me of this is that I had a terrible case of buyer's remorse in which like I would purchase something or use money for something. Like as a child? What were you buying? I would just like want something and then immediately after getting it regret getting that thing. So the idea of me getting a tattoo would be like oh yeah I'm gonna get this tattoo and I get this entire thing this permanent piece of of

ink injected in my skin on my body and then I'd be like wait I didn't want that I didn't want it and it's like well then you just get another one and then suddenly they're all too blended together and then you don't care yeah

Yeah. So I'm saying you should get a sleeve. Oh, okay. You'd look cool with one man. I think you could be a tattoo guy. I feel like I could be a tattoo guy. And I think that would take away from my vineyard vines. Look a little bit more. Um, because I, you know, anytime I see Hassan, you know, Hassan, the socialist, I've heard of him. Okay. Whenever I see him, um,

Whenever I see him, he always makes a point of saying that I'm the whitest white man that he's ever met. Really? Like I look like I went to Harvard and I'm in the Young Republicans Club and like, you know. Huh. Yeah. Have you asked him what about you makes him think that? It seems like such a gut reaction. I think he just thinks that I'm like, I think he just thinks that I'm hot. That's fair. Hmm.

So yeah, that's kind of like what most of my interactions with Hassan go. Is him saying that you're hot? Yeah, but like in a roundabout sort of like, oh, I hate you because you look like you might be Republican and white and also like wear vineyard vines. Ah, my God, I want to have sex with you. Like, kind of like that. So a tattoo would fix that? I think so, yeah. I think it would, you know...

And it's tough flies from flying around me to like I'm a dirty little fucking weirdo Can you fuck off you need a face tat for that mm-hmm? Would you get a face tattoo me? Yeah? I I'll be honest. I think just having my arms and like nowhere else is ideal for me I think that's the look I want yeah, I don't like also I can barely handle like popping a pimple That's near like in the in the sensitive area of my nose or something so to get like a a

face tattoo oh my god that would be painful that's such a sensitive part of your of your body that like that would just be yeah I'd like I feel like yeah I wouldn't know how painful it is but it sounds bad I've heard neck tattoos are pretty bad neck tattoos that's what I've heard you can get one of those no

The worst area for me was ironically this area here. What makes that area ironic? It just seems so random. The most ironic area? I don't know. It just sounds so underwhelming to be like the inside of my elbow. I know, but I'm just curious about your perception of what irony is.

I don't know. I just said a word. I'll say ironic for you. Okay. Amelia Earhart, world's most well-known female pilot. It's also not ironic, though. Crashes her plane when going for the record. That's ironic. What's even more ironic is the fact that a horde of coconut crabs shredded her like pulled pork. Yeah, didn't they find her or something? It's ironic because she was the first woman to fly a plane, then she crashed the plane. Crashed the plane.

Was she the first to fly a plane? I don't think that that's true. No, that was the Wright brothers. She was the first transatlantic journey. Yeah. And she was a woman. Pulled apart like pork. Yeah, so what I thought you were saying, what I thought you were saying is that when Amelia Earhart, who was, she flew a plane, everyone loved her. I thought you were saying that

I knew she couldn't do it. I thought you were just saying that the fact that she flew a plane and then was pulled apart by coconut crabs like pulled pork was ironic. I was like, no, that's just tragic. No, it's ironic that a pilot crashes her fucking plane. That's irony. It's just funny that she got torn apart by the crabs. That's just unfortunate. The crabs got to her before us. That's just another part of the story. It's been on my mind recently. Those things are big, big motherfuckers. How big are they? God damn.

That's a big crab. Holy shit, that's a big crab. Yeah. Big motherfucker. Yeah, Tucker's pulling it up right now. Crabs are scary. People say that they're like smart and have emotions. I don't buy that. I don't buy that one bit. Yeah, look at that fucking thing. Oh my God. Look at it. Wait, why is Amelia Earhart coming up again? There she is. Right next to the garbage can and the crab. Wow. Geez. I didn't know that people associated coconut crab so closely with Amelia Earhart. What else are they known for?

Being crabs? I don't know. I mean. I didn't even know about them. Wow. I mean, I think if you shredded a woman from limb to limb. Oh, this one claims that it may have eaten her alive. Oh, shit. No way that she was alive. Why are they eating her alive? What kind of crab is doing that? I have a question. Yeah. And it could be the animal that devoured Amelia Hart. Not just eaten, devoured. Did I see an in parentheses, ouch, exclamation point? Ouch.

Wait, no, it's just in climb trees. Ouch. That's not the part that I expected to have the ouch. I just think devoured is such a strong word. That means that like that visual is like the crab, like unhinged its crab jaw and opened up its massive maw. Little things and little morsels. Yeah, they're little like. That's not a devour. Yeah, they're nibblers. Nibblers. They're not mousers.

Devourers? They're not all that good and strong anyways. Are they crabs? Because a bucket of boiling water will cook him up real nice. Are coconut crabs even tasty? They're delicious. Are they? I'm sure it's good. Got a little coconut juice in them. You probably shake them around and hear some water. I don't know. Is that why they're called coconut crabs? I'm confused. Crack them open. It's an aphrodisiac. Right out of the pile, the 12 others, I just did the same thing. Coconut crabs are considered an aphrodisiac.

Wait. I'm horny now.

Tastes similar to oh wow great the coconut crab has a taste similar to crab meat. Yeah, no, thanks for that No No shit. Do you think lobsters have problems with being dumped into boiling water? That's that's what that's like the main question is like do lobsters feel when they're pain though and they're boiled I don't know don't care. Well, that's what we were talking about this on your Podcast was the lobsters. Yeah, they line up. Oh

in factories and send them down a conveyor belt with a razor blade at the end. Yeah. You think we care all that much? We put lobsters in vending machines. Yeah.

Like a little crane game. Like a little arcade machine. Really? Where is this? I've seen this. Oh, and like the tank? You got a lobster? Yeah. Yeah. All these, all the, like the fish. Wait, and then you eat it for dinner? What's a fish restaurant called? Yeah. Oh, where do you like fishing then? Like a seafood restaurant? Seafood restaurant. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They'll have like, you'll go to one on the water and they'll like, we just caught this one.

And he's in a fucking... Oh, there you go. Yeah, he's in like a little... Lobster zone. The lobster zone. The lobster. I love how it's like all decorated. It's like, this is fucking awesome. Lobster zone. They are the most grotesque machines ever. The water's always green. How do you clean...

It must be all this slime in there. They don't even let them fight back. They tie the claws. Yeah, they tie them up so they can't fight. It's just the fact it's a lobster in a fucking round one claw machine. This YouTube thumbnail on the right there is also just so... If you replace it with other stuff... Imagine it was an alien society and it kept humans in a little...

And it was like catch your human and there's like a corpse of a human getting carried by a crane I remember I was a kid once at one of these restaurants I hated lobsters I never I had not eaten fish until Ted introduced me to sushi like a couple years ago Yeah, but uh at our first chuckle week. I took you to sugar. I took him to sugar fish. Yeah delicious delicious I didn't know so honestly you eating the

You eating the crispy rice this week, that had its origins in me showing you the... Yeah. Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah, man. I eat fish now. I can't believe I've had a positive impact on your life. You have. That's the only one. I can't believe it, he says. I was playing the crane game. Yeah. And I distinctly remember I was done with my food. I got the chicken nuggets. Yeah. They were...

You know? Everyone else in the family was... The thing that every kid says after eating the chicken. Everyone else in the family was still eating the seafood and shit. And then I was like, I want to... You have to like pry it open and like burn it. Yeah, like, and usually you get to cook that if you catch it.

But they hadn't, either they hadn't calibrated it for lobsters or it was some kind of sick joke where they left it the same strength of the claw as for like stuffed animals. And so I'd go in, I had a roll of quarters, I had like 10 quarters. I would go in and I'd catch this lobster. I'd catch him every time and it'd start lifting him up.

and then it'd get to, you know, start moving them over and it'd start swinging and then the lobster would fall and hit the side of the plastic and then fall back into the water. - That's fucking sad. - That's a fucked up game too. - He's like, "Bro, he can't move." - Not only were they playing with your emotions, they're playing with the fucking lobster's life. - He's like, "Bro, I can't fucking run." - So... No, I think we understand the... - I thought you were gonna say it was gonna like, crush. - No, no. - There it goes again.

I did this 10 times. What a visceral. Every time. It was brutal. Everyone was looking on. Did you ever get him, though? Or you just left him alone? I never got him. For clarification purposes, so this was like an additional machine that existed in the thing where it's like, oh, if you could maybe get a lobster for just a quarter kind of situation. Yeah. And then they'll cook it for you if you get it. Yeah. And then you can cook it. Gotcha. And then they'll charge you extra for that, obviously. That's crazy. Yeah.

Wait, this lady's going at it. She's going on all this. She wants this lobster. She's looking at the X and Z.

Yeah, I got that. He has no idea what's about to come. Is she going to catch one? Audio listeners, love you to death. She's trying to catch this crab in a claw machine and it's going in. It is grabbing it. He's running the best he can. The lobster could not care less. Oh my God. He's slipping out. He's trying to swim. Audio listeners, love you to death. No. The lobster has left the water. The lobster is being lifted into the air. The lobster has fear in its eyes. The lobster is...

Being lowered into his death chamber and she is cheering like she just won a new car I can't wait to eat this beast. What is this place? Where am I? One million views in ten years. Two dollar lobster dinner.

Wow. Okay. So lobsters are such an interesting food because I've been hearing this a lot lately about

as that lobsters used to be just like a super, super cheap option for food. And then, and then it kind of got changed into a perception of it being like rich people food. Um, and a lot of the reason for that was because it was so abundant and that lobsters are really kind of hard to transport. Like,

Pretty much that's why you keep them in the in the big vats of water is because by the time that you Cook the lobster or you or it's dead It's it's not lasting long like you got to be serving that's the other that's why they put them into the fucking pots alive Yeah, and then they're serving them right after is because you know, you can't you can't refrigerate a dead lobster It's going to start smelling like fucking shit in like 30 minutes So there was this I don't know. It's like this sort of

campaign that was done that allowed lobsters to become this sort of... Oh, you know what it was? Because of the fact that lobsters are hard to transport and because of the fact that they don't keep for very long, it naturally had this progression of them being hard to obtain. When something is hard to obtain...

then it should command a larger price point. - They're everywhere. - Yeah. - Lobsters? - I mean, they used to be in Maine and stuff, but you know,

they live forever yeah that's a question that that is something that we've talked about on the podcast before on whether how long they they live but like indefinite lifespan yeah look out there is they don't have a definite like nobody knows but usually like a part like they'll start having parts give out that kind of lead to they can't feed themselves yeah like they become unable to like but their lifespan is like indefinite yeah

That's funny. They only got like one leg left. Yeah, like if all of their parts kept working, then they could probably live for a very long time. Can you imagine a lobster that has been alive for millennium has seen the rise and fall of dinosaur kingdoms and...

We've talked about this before. Yeah, the super lobster. There's a guy that's trying to do this. Super lobster. Wait, some guy? This lobster has lived for thousands, maybe even billions of years. Yeah. He's seen it all. And then he gets put in a fucking lobster vending machine and cooked and boiled. Well, there's this whole idea where there's a guy that's... Wait, his name is George?

Yeah, George hatched probably 18... An American lobster. Owned briefly by City Crab... George hatched approximately 1869 is an American lobster owned briefly by the City Crab and Seaford restaurant in New York City. Captured in December 2008, he was released back into the wild in January 2009. George weighed 20 pounds...

Or for you fuckers in the UK, 9.1 kilo... No, you guys were wearing stuff in stone or something weird. And had an estimated age of 140 years at the time. There's a guy online, I believe, who is attempting to keep a lobster in captivity in perfect conditions. Because in addition to the lobsters not having a definite lifespan, they also don't have a definite...

Size so because as they age they they sort of molt their shell and then grow a new one and so

They can just keep growing is what people think. So there's a guy that is attempting to make a super lobster. He's trying to make a megafauna lobster. Megalolobster. Which is cool. How long has he been working on it? Do you know? I don't know. I saw it on Reddit. I don't even know if it's real. But...

When you're talking about the population, I mean, they are pretty abundant, but there is sustainable practices that you do when you're catching lobsters. For instance, one of the things that if you're catching a lobster and you see it's a lady lobster that's got all the eggs and stuff under it and stuff, they put a notch in the claw of the lobster and then they release it back into the wild. Tucker, am I right? The tail. Yeah. The tail. You have a breeder. I'm so glad we catch them in a nice way and then boil them alive. Yeah.

I'm sure they appreciate it. Oh, thanks for catching me in a nice way. What happens next? So I would say that's a little bit preferable than other forms of seafood. I mean, like, okay, yeah, you got caught in a box or a net or something, but then with fish, it's like you thought you were just getting a meal, and then all of a sudden you're fighting for your life against an invisible force that's pulling you towards the place you can't breathe. What?

Getting caught by a fishing pole. Oh. An invisible force that has caught you pulling you towards the place you can't breathe. That is right. Like imagine seeing a sandwich on the ground and grabbing it and eating the whole sandwich and then all of a sudden you're being willed towards the water. That is scary. What a useless fucking animal. The fish? What a useless fucking, you can catch them, you can reel them up and then put them back in the water and they'll still fucking drown because you've got to give them a little push. What?

What a useless fucking animal. Sometimes just little notions pass through my mind, like how I think that you must have been the sweetest kid when you were younger, and then your empathy just somehow ran out when you were like fucking 15. Imagine if every time we went for a little swim and we came back up for air, someone had to fucking massage our lungs. Or like a fan to do it. We needed to get jump started. What the fuck?

I don't know. I think about like talking about just animals who just meet a cruel fate when they're eaten. What about when like in Japan people eat octopus just live? Do you ever think about that? They're pretty smart too. It's scary, yeah. So they're feeling that. I just can't hold the texture of when you bite down. There's got to be like a bunch of different textures that you have to break through. They also like after you cut off a leg of an octopus, it moves for a bit. Yeah, yeah. It moves for a bit. It's still got those neurons firing and stuff like that.

But like, I've seen videos of people who like chomped down on an octopus and then the tentacles start coming out and sticking to their face. "Odorigui" refers to the cunt-- Someone read this. You try it.

Ador-i-gui. Odorigui. Oh, that's a good one. Reverse the consumption of live seafood while it is still moving or the consumption of moving animal parts. Terrible. That's, I just, I don't know. Octopus, squids, ice. Whoa! Ew! Oh my god. Whoa! It stuck to her. Her eyes.

Her eye. Gross. Okay, audio listeners, love you to death. Tucker just pulled up a screenshot of a woman who is attempting to perform kakigori on the...

On an octopus. Way too big for her. Yeah, way too big. It was a much larger quivering member than she was probably prepared for. And it got its little suction. I can catch up. It got one of its little suction cups on her eyelid and was like pulling it or something. It was like the skin. You could see her eye socket. Gross, man. We're now back to the barbecue. Do you like seafood? No.

I used to. I don't really eat meat anymore, but I'm thinking about trying to go back to fish a little bit. Oh, right. I'm sorry. You're totally a vegan. Yeah. I've been experimenting with other stuff, though. But I tried to eat seafood for the first time a couple months ago, and I went with sushi, and it was too much. It was too fishy. Where did you get it?

It was like a conveyor belt sushi place in Tokyo. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess if you're going to try sushi somewhere, it's like you got to trust Tokyo. I just like the conveyor. Have you guys been to the little conveyor belt where it comes around on the little thing? Yeah, I've been to one of those. I've never been to one before, but I really like the notion of it. You should try it. There's one. They're all over the place, actually. Really? In L.A.?

Yeah, there's one where I live like five minutes away. Wow. Yeah, there's some in Austin too. They have a little robot that they put the drinks on. Yeah, and he does like his little jam and there he goes.

So that's where the AI revolution is going. Yeah. There are these things in LA that are like big robots with wheels on them. Oh, yeah. That go around. And there's this guy on TikTok who has made it his destiny to just harass these things with his phone. What? They have names on them. He like...

He'll walk up to one. He's like, what the fuck are you looking at? Dustin? Yeah, yeah. Dustin? You think you're a big Dustin? Oh, it's Dustin. Oh, you can't get around me? He's just standing right in front of the thing. He's just trying to find a path around. Oh, you can't move, Dustin? What's going on, buddy? And so they actually, one of the things about those robots is that they, I don't believe that they,

like some lights, some walking lights require the button to be pressed in order to turn on. So often there's descriptions from that guy where it's like they will be waiting until they can see that walking signal. And there's one guy who was talking about how he just stood next to the robot as it was like just waiting for it to go across. I think that for the robots actually,

for when they cross the street. I think there actually, there's a moment where they're taken over by a human, like remotely. And I think that's actually the context is that a human takes over for when they go across the street, but they can't press the button. So there's a person controlling that robot and someone's standing there and like the robot is like, like trying to like gesticulate towards the button and they're like, no, I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to let you cross that street. He's trying to communicate. This asshole. He's caught one crossing on a red light before. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he's like, whoa! What are you doing? I think there's a video on there of one getting hit by a car, right? Is it really? Yeah. I haven't seen it. That's so sad. I think those things will get a lot better when, you know, obviously the incoming of the...

AI shit. Yeah, AI is going to be weird. We're just not ready for it, and it's scary. It's also a topic that I'm like, that's too scary. That's too impending doom for me, so I'm going to check out.

I'm gonna turn the other way and we'll deal it when it will deal with it when we deal with it Yeah, I messed around with it a little bit with my incorrect history thing. Oh, yeah, here we go again Well, it's relevant. It's relevant because flying your hand right now kill what kill him Because you can detect the changes in the air pressure

You think Amelia Earhart could have before she bit the bucket? The crabs were like, I feel it. Before she plunged down and was torn apart? Yeah. Did she tell? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. She probably said that. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Whoopsie. What I was going to say is that I used it a little... I used a good amount for my incorrect history video because I...

I'm still trying to figure out what the most like ethical way about using it is and I think a lot of people are because I used it for because I wasn't about to like use AI for my incorrect history video and then do the fucking fan art contest again for that thing so in that time around I actually commissioned Meg for some of the demons but what I thought was great about it was that

In mixing it with like Photoshop, I did a lot of... Oh, shit. Got him. Got him. I don't think I did. You could have fallen. In mixing the Dolly stuff with Photoshop and like... Because it can't really do like logos and like other stuff well. And like a very sort of clear kind of art direction of where I was trying to go with it of like faking...

all of this historical stuff, I think that it can be definitely used as a tool, especially when like the only kind of art that I was generating was of artists that were dead and like was like not... Stealing their work. Wow. That machine was spoon-fed every work they've ever made and it... Yeah. Yep. But one of the conversations I have now is like it's a little weird when you're... when I see people who are

like, "Incorrect History" is like that, the art that is generated is part of a larger product and it's used as a tool within it. It's sort of my view on it where I'm like, I wrote the entirety of "Incorrect History" and I, and it, the visual of the video, that art exists within that but it is really in similar, in my view, in similar way to like a Photoshop or something like that. It's helping kind of portray the general idea of, of what I'm talking about. But something along the lines of when I'm seeing stuff like

AI art winning art contests. Yeah. That when you're presenting that piece,

as like the only thing. - Did that happen? - Yeah, it did. There was a guy who generated a piece of art that won first place, I think. - On what art contest? - I think it was something in the Midwest. Can you look up AI art wins art contest? And it was like when you're using AI and it's like that and you're generating that and you're like here, this is the product right here, that's like okay.

Yeah. Like, this is... That right there is the... It's... I see. It's... Jason Allen's AI-generated work... To first place in the digital category of the Colorado State Fair. Oh, Colorado. In the digital art category. So...

- Artists aren't happy. Well, yeah. So in that context, my view is sort of like, okay, well that is a little weird that you can just-- - Yeah, I'd say that's not that great. - Yeah, 'cause it doesn't, I just, my view is it sort of exists, it should exist as a tool within a larger piece of like, it should be bringing you somewhere. Like, I think one of the best things that I've found with it is like, oh, I have an idea of how something might look

can generate something up and then it's like oh I can get a visual that kind of like locks in that visual my head and then I can move you know somewhere else with that and which I would like create it it's really good for if I have an idea if I'm generating like want to make a music video or something and I have this idea of a visual it's really great for like treatments and like generating what that treatment for the visuals would look like I think AI art and just

Normal human art can coexist the main thing that I think is the biggest problem is just AI art like the people Putting the little prompts in are calling themselves artists. Yeah, and I think that's fucking the biggest problem It's so insane just like oh I had this picture in my head and this is what I can I can now show to the world what I have in my head the like yeah, that's fine You can do that, but just don't call yourself like a digital artist, right?

There has to be a different word for it, and I think that'll make things much easier. Yeah. You're a prompt artist. A little wordy. Yeah, it's like these are people who got really good at getting the searches they wanted out of Google. Yeah, they're saying, like, I spent hours finding the right prompts.

- I mean, to be honest, if you want good results from Google, you just put Reddit at the end these days. - That's so true. - And then it'll come up with the right answer from like 10 years ago. - Yeah. - And Google still can't, is like not as good as that for some reason. But it's like the same, it's the same thing where you're just like, oh, well now I'm gonna learn how to get really good at getting what I want out of that. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think Jarvis Johnson, who we had was the first episode of this season of Chuckle Week,

At this point, I suppose six weeks ago or something, he said that he thinks that the title of that job would be a prompt engineer is how it would be. How it would show up on Glassdoor. I feel like people could be happy with that. Yeah. It makes it seem technical enough. Yeah. But yeah, you know, even when this episode comes out in like six weeks or something like that, I mean...

Shit could have changed so much too. There already is a thing right now where I think Elon Musk, because he's involved in everything for some reason, and a bunch of other guys are calling for the ChatGP4, which is the OpenAI's text predictive language model.

is like the most advanced or whatever they were like stop making it better after this like this is like the furthest we should go that's what they're at like an open letter asking to do that um so i'm like i don't know like that's scary like low-key yeah for people to be like hey yo uh slow slow whoa whoa whoa what are we doing danger yeah with the computer

Yeah, so I don't know. I just don't... It's going to be kind of crazy. I don't know where it's going to go. Yeah, speaking of... I don't know if we've got time, but speaking of Twitter and Elon Musk, I got hacked the other day. Did you see that? Well, I saw that. Because of the two-factor authentication. I really thought you were just trying to sell me a MacBook. You and Josh both got hacked. Yeah. I just like...

Thought you really wanted to I think I'm gonna I'm gonna give out the good people of Twitter a MacBook $600 it's not even free. It's fair. I mean I was ready to buy how did it how? How did this happen to you? So I mean, uh, it's the apparently it's the same people like the people who got Josh got me and I think it's like the same people are getting a lot of people right now I think they've had Bobby Lee for

Really? Maybe a year. Really? Yeah, podcaster comedian Bobby Lee. Why hasn't no one done anything about it? He's talked about it on his podcast, Bad Friends, where he... It's literally like... I've been following Bobby Lee and I think...

I saw it like maybe six months ago that he was like the MacBooks was a thing. It's still like a private account. It's still promoting MacBooks and and what the hell Asus laptops and like all that stuff. I'm just surprised no one's like done anything at this point. So you're vegan.

Yeah, I am. I've been experimenting with like vegetarian and maybe I'll try fish again though. Would you ever try meat again? Are you going to talk about boa steakhouse meat? No, no, not again. I mean, I think we did last time. We're just curious about like something. Oh, I don't think, I don't think so. Just in the fact that I think it's, I just don't have the palate for it anymore. Okay, well, let's think about this. You don't have the palate.

Is there something else you could do with maybe like an unlimited supply? Jane, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games? Or games. Unlimited games.

But no games. Welcome back. This is the second time you're faced with this question. I wonder if you remember what you said. I don't know. What do you think you said? I don't remember. I think I blacked out. It's a long enough time. People forget. Let's see if you're ideologically consistent. That's sort of the biggest question that we are trying to answer with this. Are the guests that come on more than once ideologically consistent or are they hypocrites? Which, by the way, Tucker does not like.

Do you like them? No, but you just hate them. You hate hypocrites, don't you? Admit it. Yeah, I do. Not good that we have one way going next. He's going to tackle me if I say the wrong answer. I don't watch his content. Wait, what's the question again? Say it again. Just follow up. I totally thought he was being crystal. I didn't stutter when I said the question. Unlimited games. It just felt cut and dry is all. Oh, no, it wasn't. It was, Jane, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games?

Or games. Unlimited games. But no games. I kind of took a page out of your book for that. You're a little like...

- Unlimited games! - You know, that was a Ted-ism. - It's a Ted-ism. - Unlimited games! What's it gonna be? What are you going to say? - I think I would personally take the unlimited games but no games, unlimited games, just because I'm curious on what that is. - Interesting, that didn't seem like a word. There wasn't a second instance of the unlimited games. - No, it was games comma unlimited games.

But no games. That's what I think I would take that one. Just to experience it. Just to experience it. What is there to experience? Games, but no games. Unlimited games. I don't think I said it like that. Games, unlimited games, no games. No, he said games. Unlimited games. Unlimited games. But no games. But no games. So what is there to experience? The games. The games.

but no games the games that are none yes wow okay yeah well is that a controversial one do people normally say the bacon unlimited bacon but no games certainly do you have like a tally on who goes with what yes what is it i'm not going to tell you oh okay because that would sway your answer but let me just say that was one of the silliest rationales i've ever heard that's a little strange

What do you guys have? No, no, I stay detached from this. Okay. I don't get involved. I just gotta stay professional. Unbiased. I see, I see. Yeah. Well, cool. Jaden, you want to add another piece of the sandwich? Did I ask you originally what piece of the sandwich you were? I think... I don't remember what I said.

But you did ask me. That's funny. What part of the sandwich are you? I think, if I remember, I think I said the little, like, pickle that goes on the top. You threw the toothpick? That's what I, I think that's what I said. Are you telling me that you think that people put a pickle on top of the final piece of bread? Yeah, you get the, yeah, some places do the tiny little baby dill pickle through the toothpick at the top. Oh, okay, you know what that tracks. I thought you were saying a pickle slice. Oh, no, that's weird. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you're talking about a little... It's like soggy on top. You're talking about a little... Baby dill pickle. Yeah. I love them. Those are the best ones. Cornichon or whatever. Well, you're going to do that again? You're going to do that again? Yes. You're going to add another one? Yes, because I still want to be that one. Fair. Okay. I want a monopoly on the top of the pickle. Okay. Back-to-back pickle girls. Back-to-back pickle girls. QCRL, on the last episode...

She said she was a full-on pickle just in the center of the sandwich. Yeah. So it's a lot of pickles on the sandwich. It is. It's a lot of unsliced pickles that are going... Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. It's going to be a hard sandwich to bite. Yeah. Lots of vinegar. Yeah. I wouldn't eat this sandwich anymore. I'm going to say it. Is there too much? Too many pickles. Too many pickles. Not a pickle guy. All right. Well...

That's it? You got some drugs to go do or something? I don't know. You're too cool for us. I'm gonna kill this fly. Yeah, he's only been bothering you. I know. Am I, like, stanking? Maybe it's because of his reflections coming off my glasses or something. And it thinks that I am light. I'm, like, starting to feel ghost flies landing on me, too. Well, I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go... I'm gonna get out of here. Anything to shout out? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. Maybe just... No. Okay. Well...

You're going to walk out. Well, thank you so much, Jaden, for coming on this episode of Chuckle Sandwich. Thank you for having me. Yeah. All right. See you around. Bye-bye. Peace.