Arin Hanson (Egoraptor)
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Hey, I'm Chuckle. Do you want me to finish that or? Someone just says it. And I'm Sandwich. And I'm also Chuckle. And we're here with...

Aaron Hansen. I appreciate the reference. It's really nice. Yeah, it was good. He made me feel welcome. I kind of thought that there was going to be some sort of maybe continuation from a different side of it. I thought his face would light up. And he'd say, and I'm also chuckle. We're talking about how the bottom part of the sandwich, and both, I guess, the top as well. It's kind of like this weird thing. Do you use them right away, or is it like you kind of leave them for last?

What the hell are you talking about? When you have the loaf of bread and you've got the top and the bottom of it Oh as in the whole loaf Yeah, the butt pieces I thought you were talking about just the bottom slice of a sandwich because we were talking about chuckle sandwich beforehand No, no, no, no, a whole loaf of bread I'm talking about the butt loaves No, I do it right away You use it right away Yeah, I open it up Do you like it or is it like ripping off the band-aid? No, no, I, you know, it's, well, I like the bread that I get so I don't be using that shit

I leave the top piece till the top and the bottom meet. Well, that's very wasteful. No, it's not. It's just a little snack. It's a pre-snack. I wrap it up, throw it to the rats. I eat all the bread anyways. Here's what I usually do with bread. You eat the bread and you spit it out. No, I don't. That's disgusting. I don't spit out the bread. What's the point of the bread? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't spit out the goddamn bread.

Oh, yeah. I was on a game show and the production team had a loaf of bread and I just frisbeed pizza.

pieces of bread at the host of the show the whole time. Did you get him with a butt love? I did. I got him with a butt love. I think at one point I put it in my mouth. Like a spitball. Spit it out. And then I won the show. Really? Yeah. What were you going to say though? You were about to... Dude, I can't remember two seconds in the past. You were about to say something really informative and...

It looks like it's going to be really good. Oh, right. Yeah. Well, okay. So my bread usage is like 80% egg sandwiches in the morning. I just cook up some scrambled eggs and put it between two slices of bread. Done. Toast it or anything? It's delicious. Yeah, I'll toast it. Sure. Do you season the eggs?

Yeah, man. A little salt and pepper, butter. You putting cheese in there? No, man. Cheese is too many calories. I don't want to start my day with too heavy of a meal, alright? Okay. Just a couple eggs, little slices, right? So if I'm starting out with a new loaf, I'll just snack on the little end piece before I eat

That's visceral. I actually do that as well. That's vile. You snack on the end piece of the bread? It has to go somewhere. It's the same bread as all the other bread. Put it on the fucking sandwich or something. Don't be a pussy. Where I'm from, not smog world, we have compost. Right? So everyone has a compost bin up in Vermont among the cattle. What the fuck is going on? And we don't be wasteful. We aren't wasteful with our food. So unlike Schlatt here.

They lit the ocean on fire, bro. Throwing them everywhere. Your compost pile is doing jack shit. I'm eating my... Your compost is doing jack shit. I'm eating my... Eating the butt end of the bread first. Watching the world burn. And enjoying it. That's what I do. I mean, I'm saving the world by having a little snack before my breakfast. Yeah. This is bullshit. This is absolute bullshit. They lit the ocean on fire. You're not going to toast it. They lit the ocean on fire, Charlie. It's just going to be a little thing.

You are home now. This is it. Please calm down Welcome everyone to chuckle sandwich. This is a very special episode Did you push him I didn't actually think that I think I think this is a bit ladies and gentlemen to chuckle sandwich this is a this is

He loves doing this bit. It's a good bit, he does. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Chuckle Sandwich. This is a very special episode because we have Mr. Aaron Hansen of Game Grumps and of Eagle Raptor fame here with us today. Um...

Welcome, welcome to the- welcome to the show. Thank you. We're here in your building. That's right, yeah. Yeah, actually. You- you basically- Don't help him up. I mean- It's a bit. It's a bit. Yeah. It's a bit. Stop- stop getting up. It's a bit. Oh, now he's part of the bit. We're doing a bit! We're doing a bit! Oh my god. Oh! Oh!

You realize this is my office, right? Yeah, it's a bit. Yeah. Okay, so they're all rolling around on the floor right now for our audio listeners love you to death. Schlatt and Charlie are literally wrestling on the floor. So I hope it sounds like it's like really far in the distance. I hope so too. Oh. Oh. Oh.

So, Aaron, I would help you, but I'm trapped in this corner. Don't listen to them, just look at me. Okay, sorry. Welcome to the podcast. Thanks, man. How are you doing today? You know, it's funny, we had this nice, like, very cordial conversation beforehand, and now this nonsense is going on. I feel like I was lied to a little bit. Yeah, once I sort of introduced the podcast, they sort of went into content mode.

Did you switch spots? He's doing a bit. They're struggling a little bit. He just wanted to be closer to me. That was just a long-winded way to get closer to me. That was him just trying to get close to your heart. I didn't think I swung that way. We're practically touching knees at this point. Oh, now he's made it happen.

This is- woah, this is full- this is aggressive knee touching. No! Not the hand! That's too much. Thank you. Take a swig. I do have to drive home, but... Oh, one swig wouldn't mind. Well, it wouldn't do you. Do you want me to put it in your water bottle? Take the Nalgene. You take this? So what's Game Gumps?

I don't know, you tell me. Tell us about the Game Grump. I've never heard of Game Gulbs. You run the wonderfully popular Gaming Grumpos. Two little grumpos, they get together and they game. Yeah, sure. But, why did they? So what is this Game Gunk you're selling? What is this stuff?

Why did they start on your balls? Don't sweat genuine question Come a thing at the beginning game grumps. I was just a little side project Yeah, just saw let's plays becoming if it was more of a joke than anything cuz it was like yeah cuz that was at a time where like Let's plays were almost like the butt of a joke. It was like what is this is this isn't content, but And then and then it became content again, right? Oh what?

You alright? Yeah, we're all good. He's telling us, he's giving us a genuine response. I know, I was really appreciating it and Shalott just couldn't contain himself. He got so excited, he's really struggling right now. I know. Well, that's, I mean, that's cool. I do understand what you're talking about though at a certain point when Let's Plays did kind of become a little oversaturated on YouTube for sure. So, but you guys were just like, we're just going to kind of. We braved the storm, man. Yeah. Yeah.

And, and that's carved out our niche. And that's your main thing now, because you don't, you don't make the, the ego Raptor animation. Thanks for rubbing it in. I appreciate it. And you quit. I mean,

You yeah, I can see in your eyes as well the all the light is just kind of gone. Yeah ran away Yeah, so I from your patch. Why did you quit more like game cowards? So what makes for having me on the show? We're in hit like hit game grumps is building he could tell us to leave at any moment We'd have to like William waspens over there. We had him last episode. He's lit a hand on his face right now like

Was this how you treated Will- how'd they treat you on this one? No, we didn't. I don't know. I spilled ice cold water all over his crotch. Oh, sick. Aaron's hitting the security button repeatedly and they're banging on the door. It wasn't like he was like, oh, you're pissing me off, here's some water. Oh, okay. Fuck off. It was an accident. He had a little bit of a baby fit, I mean. It was an accident. It was a bit. Yeah. Okay. Got it. Right on. But I mean, yeah, when did you-

decide you were a quitter at life? When it was just too much time. When it just wasn't making all the money you wanted to make and when Game Grumps the easier. I'm so sorry. I'm just so sorry. Well, I mean, kind of. It takes a lot of time. No, it's fine. I think I relate to that a whole lot because I used to make interesting content as well.

Yeah Jesus man. He used to do um now you do this? I do video essays. Is that what you're saying? I used to do video essays and now I talk in front of a camera about stupid shit. It goes where it goes, right? Yeah. You were just like pretending to blow your friend like a minute ago. Yeah. What are you talking about dude? I spilled something. He was helping me out with it. I'm completely dry now. Sucking him dry. Just slurping it up. This is awesome. I don't have a problem with this. I don't

The visual bit isn't happening right now. We're describing the visual bit. Oh yeah, we are describing the visual bit for our audio listeners. Yeah, for your audio listeners, he's completely making all this stuff up. I mean, Aaron Hansen, pathological liar, everyone. It's unbelievable. When did you decide to be a manipulator? When did you decide to be, like, the biggest asshole on the street? What were sort of the origins for your very manipulative personality? Aaron Hansen, who's your worst neighbor?

And calm out right now. Calm out right now. I do have a very annoying neighbor who is, like, the definition of, like, the NIMBY. And she's always, like, yelling at her child, and I can hear it through the door. Yeah. And, like, it's, like, borderline the point where it's, like, do I, like, look up...

Is it my place to be like I think it I think that would be kind of a fun little experiment you could do I mean, but would they know it's me I feel like they would know it's me You know what I mean? Cuz it's like she's friends with everyone else that's around her except for kind of us pay someone to walk by

at peak yell hour. And have them called cops. The 5 o'clock yell. Yeah, maybe the 5 o'clock, maybe the 6 o'clock, maybe the dinner yell. The dinner yell as opposed to the dinner bell. Gotta get them at the 7th screech. That's when they go wild. But what type of yelling is it? Oh, you know, it's like the kind that you don't want to hear ever directed at a child. Could you give us a sort of a...

No, because I don't want to bring the fucking podcast down to zero. Oh, this is fun. Let me reenact my abusive neighbor to her child. Alright, what's your least favorite color?

Oh wow, what a tone shift. Um, my least favorite color... I don't know man, I like all colors. Oh, god. What a cop out. Listen to yourself. Wow. Listen to yourself. Why can't all colors change? Okay, I have a unique relationship to like, like dark purple, 'cause I like purple, but whenever I try to paint with dark purple, I can never get it to look right, so it frustrates me. Dark purple frustrates the hell out of me. Do you paint a lot? So maybe that. Sometimes.

In and out, you know. Monet in the studio today. What's, what, like, what do you, do you do oil paints? Do you do like acrylic? Do you? It's usually digital.

I mean, come on. Have you ever, like, physically painted? Yeah, of course. Is it frustrating? It's harder, because you have- I don't know why, I mean, well, nobody- Okay, I need- I guess I need a little work back here, because you just looked at me like I was the biggest city in the world for not assuming that it was digital, but now that I think about the fact that you did digital animation for the longest time, that makes a lot of sense. I think I just have a look on my face based on the past ten minutes of my life. I'm-

That's fair. That is fair. Um, okay. No, no, seriously though, like, is painting in a physical medium or that stuff, is it, like, have you become so used to a digital program that it's weird for you? Or is it, like, do you do stuff like that on the side? I, you know, there's benefits to both. Like, I feel like you have more control digitally, but, like...

You know the act of like putting the actual paint on and like you know there's the analog I feel like anything any comparison to anything the analog is like this is nice. There's there's something real about it. You know yeah, there is getting your hands in the worms Yeah, exactly

It's like Farmville's not going to compare to the real putting your hands in the dirt, right? That's what I'm saying. Getting out there with the plow. Exactly. Yeah. What would be your, like, if you had something secondary, like, is there any sort of art thing you do on the side that maybe people don't know about besides digital art? I love that, like, I, like, put the podcast on blast and now it's just like,

So, um, tell us about your art. Let's just wrangle it back. To be fair, these two were fucking rolling around like kindergartners over there for a little bit, so. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Audio listeners, what is this guy on about? Seriously. What was the question he asked you? I honestly don't remember. I just asked what other art and stuff you dabble with. I don't think we've ever struggled this much in our entire lives.

You're not gonna kick us out, right? Are we gonna lose? Oh, no, you're free to film here as much as you want. Oh, man. Okay, that's, yeah, we're gonna keep going with this. And I know it's all for the bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, 100%, 100%. Yeah, no, that is true. Yeah, I do a lot of creative shit. I just write music and all. I used to do poetry when I was younger. When were you the least creative? When in your life did you feel that you were the least creative? You're giving me all these opportunities to burn this place down. I know.

Right now. What's the most scared you've ever been in your entire life? If you could pick three people that you hate the most. Yeah, three people.

Preferably in the vicinity of you right now. Three white men. Yeah. You know? White men. Probably Borf, Ian, and William. Yes! Nice! Just don't want them in my life anymore. Oh my goodness. Because they're letting this happen. Yeah. Yeah. Borf's just standing back like a producer does. Just hands on hips. Yeah. Hands on hips. Nodding. Hands on hips. Nodding. Trying not to interfere. Not making any noise. He nods at everything. I don't know what's good. Here's the wonderful thing. If you're ever feeling uncomfortable, you can immediately just...

go and talk to him, Ian, and just ask him whatever you want. For instance, Ian, are we doing a, are we shitting this up right now? Are we fucking this up big time? The beginning was rough. Thank you. Oh. What was wrong with the beginning? Oh, no, it was fine. Let's get metaphysical. Yeah. What is that? Sorry, I drank like all the water. Go around the circle and tell you each of, each one problem you have with each of us.

Too handsome for all of you. That's all I would say. That's well, that's a that seems like a you problem I want to specifically I think he's asking problems you have with each of us. Yeah, what is so what is your biggest issue with? What's your what's your problem because we can't fucking stand them? Yeah

Think you smile too much. I do smile a lot. Yeah, I do and I should be ashamed You're too happy-go-lucky for me. I am a little bit optimistic for my own good for you It's I keep thinking that you have a nose ring, but then yeah, yeah, look at me. Oh

Because he's got that scratch on him. Oh, he's scratched by a cat not too long ago. Yeah. Love that cat. We're not friends, though. This dude, this guy, he hasn't seen Charlie in like almost two years. And the first thing that he does when we pull up at this Airbnb is he gets out of the car and he's like...

I had a terrible flight. Well I did! You want me to talk about your flight now? I said yeah, I said what happened to your face? I know you said cat and then you turned around and walked away. I'm just talking about how negative you were. How much of a negative Nancy you are. I'm a negative person. I'm a negative Nancy. Why do you think that is? I'm from New York, and the only thing we have to look forward to, the light at the end of the tunnel, some might say, is the state of New Jersey. You look forward to New Jersey? What's the state of New Jersey? Poor?

Wretched Dilapidated yeah, I mean that was the end of the it's a bit poor I mean I mean the joke was not poor as in monetarily poor as in the condition or You know way as you said the state of New Jersey as in like the state of being hellish of New Jersey, right? Okay. No, it's a terrible place That scum fuck Bill de Blasio and that shit. Are we still talking about New Jersey?

And that shitter, that shit-ass shit-eater, Andrew Cuomo, can both, uh, they can both suck on my nuts. Um. Whoa! Let's kill all the nursing homes and have a great time doing it and then write a book about it. Um. Bazinga! This is where you can put the, like, the zoom in. On him. The Cuomo moment.

Very funny. You're a funny guy. Where do you get all your jokes? I don't know man. Where do you get your ideas from? Yeah. Team of writers. Team of writers. What do they have to say about your least favorite thing about me? It was team of writers. Yeah, you actually didn't say. Yeah, I was actually gonna- I was waiting for it too. Yeah, man. I wasn't gonna let you just get off the hook and not- Yeah, not insult him. Yeah, glass is too appropriate for your face. Too appropriate? Yeah. Okay, that's a reverse compliment though.

You're saying that his glasses are simple. Damn! You really mean it? Sorry. Shit. You're saying they look good on him. Too jacked. I don't know. Too jacked. Clearly worked out a little bit. That's another... This is... No, keep them coming, man. Forehanded insult? Like, what is that? Yeah. Oh, this is good. Yeah. I work too hard, is what I say. You look too much like the guy that I...

That I buy magic cards from. That's fu- I like that one. That one's good. That one's good. I went into a, uh, I went into like a store when I was in high school to get like a tux fitted and the woman behind the counter said I looked like the person from Superbad. Which, there's like a thousand people in Superbad. I hadn't seen Superbad, so, but they all started laughing. Did you just assume we'd get what you're saying? You look like the guy from SNL. No, I was just-

Yeah, I don't know. I was just thinking of... You look like that man from the news. ...of other shitty things people have said. That's my favorite... I think I saw you on ABC. That's my favorite whenever a fan comes up and is like, you look familiar. I'm like, you want me to do all the heavy lifting here? Yeah. All right, fine. I don't recognize you. Now what? I've had people say I look like Slimesicle. What the fuck is Slimesicle?

That is the meanest thing you could decide to make a channel. That's me. That's my channel. That's my channel. It's Charlie SlimeSkull. Oh, that's his username is SlimeSkull. Yeah. Oh, crazy. That's fucking awesome. Crazy day with EquiRaptor Aaron Hansen of Game Grump. Look, I don't watch YouTube. What do you watch? Oh, that is so good. Yeah, what do you watch, huh? The only YouTuber I watch is Paging Mr. Morrow. Shout out to that guy.

He uploads a video every day of him going to Disney World and he loves every second of it. Every day? That sounds awesome. Every day. He moved to Orlando just so he could be a Disney World vlogger and he's the most positive motherfucker I've ever seen in my life. Every time he's just like, hello friends. He just welcomes you into his world. And then he's just like, today I'm gonna go to this restaurant and I'm gonna eat the food. And then he eats the food and he's like,

This is the most delicious shit of every and it's just like yes it is And it's like you can like even if he doesn't like it He's like well, you know it's not for me, but I get how a lot of people would really like this one And it's like yes, so positive god that is like the polar physical universal opposite of schlatt I'd love to take that guy down a peg

*laughter* Why does it always gotta be that? You are a monster, you are honestly got a monster. That's why your cat scratched you, you know. Oh, it wasn't my cat, my cat's fantastic. Oh. Wait, what cat scratched you? His name is Jambo. Uh, Chompy. Isn't that a Skylander? *laughter* Chompy was the name of the cat that got me. It's Mizkiff's cat. And it scratched you too? Yeah, he got me and scratched me. Yeah, it feels off-brand. He got you? I was holding him. He got you first? No, I was just holding him because I like to be... I'm just a dick.

So like if the cats are nurturing the cat you're being an asshole. Yeah, well the cats meow and he wants to go and I'm just there I'm just I got him right he can't go oh cuz the cat doesn't want to be in your arms and bending the cat from leaving when you hold them Petting them well now you understand there's repercussions for your actions. Yeah, we're working on that I had a pull a couple of those cuz he you know in arm distance Yeah, no shit

But then he got me when I wasn't looking. Ooh, all right. Now I have a nose ring. I got bit by my guinea pig when I tried to give her a blueberry. She got my thumb and stuff.

Damn, you both live hard lives. That's my contribution. I just want to say we work out here too, okay? Alright? I actually feel a little bad I didn't know your channel name. No, I thought it was funny. You should hold on to that for the rest of the podcast. I will. Yeah, I will. Here's a question. Who do you think you were before you knew who you wanted to be? What? Jesus fucking Christ, man.

Who do I think I was before I knew who I- I don't even think I still know who I wanna be. I just wanna be a nice guy. So I guess I was a jerk before I realized that I wanted to be a nice guy. Do you actually think you were like a jerk? I was a real lash out kind of kid, yeah. I was a real bully sometimes. What was the moment where you sort of realized maybe something needed to change? That moment you became conscious? Yeah. I don't know, that's a good question. What was the moment Egoraptor became Thoughtful Raptor?

Humble Raptor. Humble Raptor. I think it was probably after Game Grumps when I first got somebody... When I first got an email from somebody that was like, hey, that joke, like...

Really bothered me, and I was like that's interesting. I've never gotten that kind of feedback before I feel in my heart Yeah, and of course my first impulse was like fuck you It's comedy but like but I kept thinking about it And I was like that kind of sucks that like the whole point of comedy is to make people laugh and somebody was like upset by it Yeah, yeah, I was just like hey. Sorry, and then they were like oh, thanks. Oh

And then I was like, "Wow!" I now feel better! I guess I should just be nice. Yeah. And so I think that was probably the turning point for me. Yeah, can you say that again and look directly at Schlatt this time when you say it? With the whole story? Yeah. I'm heart- I'm... Alright, did you just admit that you're "Mah-T" from Captain Planet? You were just like, "I'm heart." *laughter*

That is such a niche reference to Captain Planet. I know, I was like, there's something here that would probably be really funny if it clicked, but it just... How do you not know Captain Planet? We would know Captain-- we don't know the names of the individual fucking kids with a heart. What are the names of all the kids with the power rings? What are the names? Who's fire? Who's fire? I mean, you know the-- So come on! Wheeler? You know the kid with the heart because he's like, "Why the fuck do they have a heart power here?"

There's the one episode where there was a he was trapped in a pit with a lion And he was like heart and then the lion loved him and then that was the end of the episode that sounds like so so right so if you were in a situation where you went to the jungle and there were lions after you you could just be like a heart mother fucker okay, so why doesn't he just kind of like make their hearts carpet bomb every person that ever polluted ever with heart exactly

He's the most powerful one. He could manipulate the entire human race. Oh my god. Wheeler just shoots fire and burns shit. It's true. But, Mati, he's smart. He can fucking- he can become the next Jeff Bezos and really manipulate the whole world. One of the kids that makes Captain Planet can become the next Jeff Bezos? Of course. It's all a circle, man. Yeah. Okay, here's a question for you that I think will probably definitely define

This episode. Oh. This is something that's really important to learn. Would you rather. You look so nervous. Did you get hit by the cat too? No. I was trying to set up the studio and I tried to take a tag off of something and I cut myself more deep than I deserve to be cut. It was a really weak moment. It was a weak moment. But the question is, would you rather be bit by thousands of snakes every minute. Oh. Or.

Get a million dollars, but you turn into a bird. This is like early Jekyll Sandwich shit. We did these all the time. Was that just off the top of your head? No, this was in the vault. Yeah.

That's a real personality quiz there. Probably the bird one. That sounds awesome. But you don't want to be a bird, dude. Well, that's fucking stupid. Get rid of this guy. I want to be the bird more than I want to have a million dollars. Well, that fucking sucks because we got a whole cart of snakes in the office, but we do not have a million dollars. And real quick, can you look up a random bird generator real quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tell them which one you want. We're going to give you a bird that you're going to be if you choose to have this million dollars. I'm sorry, random bird generator? Oh, there's got to be one. It's the one you're going to be. Would you rather be invisible but only while screaming or fly but only straight up? Nice voice crack, but also... Fly but only straight up. Okay, what happens when... That rules. Where are you going to go? You're saying I can't go back down? No.

So I'd have to fall down. Yeah. That's interesting. But then you can activate, as you're falling down, you activate the fly up and it cancels out. There you go. Yeah, as you fall, you're like, whoop.

Whip! Whip! That's genius! That one. That's actually really good. That's actually really good. What is the context of this? We found a random bird generator. Alright, lay it on me. Put that bird up. Uh, generate. It's a red wing. What is that? That's the name of the bird? Yeah, it's a bird. That sounds actually like a pretty cool bird. That's like a Marvel superhero. You lucked out. That's not a bird. Can you do a different one? That one sounds too cool.

A red wing what? I'm trying to make him feel ashamed for wanting to be a bird. A gray heron. Okay, gray heron, cool. That rhymes with my name, so great. Can we get like a fucking fuck-bellied big bill or something? See, that's frustrating because gray herons are the type of bird where it's like if you see one, there's always that one person that's like, oh, look, a gray heron. Because they're like a bird guy. I'm put-

What the fuck are you talking about? Is that an issue? Big issue. I'm a bird guy. I like birds. I put out birds so you know a grey heron if you saw one. That's why you're on the opposite end of the studio. I'm not a bird watcher. I'm a bird appreciator. Wait, okay, so you found a bird generator. Are these fake birds or are these real birds? They're real birds. Well, where else do you think they come from, man? I mean, Red Wing is a little, like, I'm sure there's a lot of birds with a red wing. It's bestrandom.com slash randombirdgenerator.

Give us another one. So it's generating a fake bird. No, they're real birds. How do you- who makes a- who makes a random bird generator of real birds? There's a lot of birds. I'm looking at the short-toed tree creeper right now. That's absolutely real. He's looking at the short-toed tree creeper right now. Say that three times fast, go. Short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper, short-toed tree creeper,

Um, sure it's another. But, Schlatt, the way this works is it's you take all birds. Who has ever wanted that? Who's ever wanted to know random birds? I take all birds. Yeah. I feel like there's more demand for a fake bird name generator. You silly man. I'm not a silly man. You could generate a bird name by yourself. You could take a list of all the birds and then just throw in a random thing. And now you pull out one. And then you've got

All birds, but they're random so it generates for you a random bird. So this is gonna get clipped I mean this is viral content right here. So now you've got well, here's our own patronizes you Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go around the table bastard. We're gonna go around the table And we're all in this chair next to me start them. We're all gonna generate a bird We're gonna go around the table. Everyone's gonna generate a bird ready Ted go generate a bird big cat. Well

What? No. Sorry. It's like something just, some neuron just fired. Sparrow. That's a real bird. It is. Okay. Oh, you want me to generate a fake bird? Yeah, like fake bird. Oh.

The grumbly hortifus. I like that. No one would name a bird that. Alright, your turn. A grumbly hortifus? I like grumbly hortifus. That's good. Grumbly hortifus? It sounds like a teacher at Hogwarts. Sounds like a Game Grumps spinoff. Yeah. And we're the same. What's your bird name? Railgun-headed flagooger. Railgun-headed what? Flagooger. Oh, that's awesome. So, I...

Grumbly Horifice doesn't work, but Railgun Headed- I'm just thinking, well now that I'm on the same page- Well there's an image in your head that it creates. Oh, I'm sorry that you were too slow to figure it out and then you had to throw a fit for everyone. I'm just thinking, why does it have to- like, my mind was like, okay, it should be realistic. Okay, then do one. Really? Then do one now. He's gone fuck. What are you gonna possibly say? Is he crying?

Are you okay? This is comedic crutch right here. This is his moneymaker. He really likes this. Yeah. You need to power his tears. I was going to say Big Bird. Just Big Bird. Think of something. Think of something, Schlatt. I'm thinking Big Bird. What kind of bird is Big Bird?

He's yellow, first of all. Who knows the yellow bird? He's like 6'8". Is he not? He's not an ostrich. He can't be an ostrich. I don't think he's an ostrich. That's no ostrich. He's the one who led the war against them and put them into extinction in another future. Was that war against emus that happened in Australia? Oh, in Australia? There was two of them. They lost both times. Oh, nice. There was an emu war? There were two, apparently. I think so. Ian, would you be a...

Doll and look up the emu war actually get some footage playing of the great emu war. The Australian one I'm not sure if there's other ones, but I know that I was warring against the emu. It was like Australian government It wasn't like I thought it was like two people with like automated one. No no no not much more war. Literally the Australian government. Oh my god There was two emu there was too many emu emus. Oh who is the judge of that? People who hate emus. The government and they're always right so back off slick

Yeah, you're right. No, it was the Australian government and they went in and they were literally using like apparently rockets and machine guns. Rockets? Ian, can you get us to the... That's not a picture from the Emo War. I need like a verbal Wikipedia explanation. Yeah, I want the Wikipedia description of what exactly happened. I need you to get in on the Wikipedia. Yeah, what's the top paragraph on the Wikipedia page for the Great Emu War? My grandfather was halfway through the story when he passed away.

I fucked it. No, no, keep going. We believe in you. William Osmond.

Okay, William Osmond's tagging in. He's on two episodes now. What a lucky guy. You gotta pay him extra. The Emu War was also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion District of Western Australia. Set the stage. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population, basically, it was like unsuccessful, I guess.

So they didn't... No, they lost. That's how they lost. It was a population control thing and they just couldn't figure it out. So that was like...

A hundred years ago, are there like a billion emus now? They had a similar thing with bunnies, I think, in Australia. Hey, Ian, would you real quick look up the emu population in Australia real quick for me? Thank you. Could you check the emucensus.gov.au? Can we get a 2020 emu census? Yeah, it's about 600,000. What? Emus? You gotta realize there aren't many people in Australia.

What's the population of Australia? Ian, can we get three Emu Den drone strikes right now here? Is there one Emu per five? I don't know what they are. So if you have a family of... There's 25 million people in Australia. Okay, so you've got... That's not a huge ratio. I mean...

A lot of emus. How many emus we said? 600,000. That's more than 1% emu versus... That is close to 2% emu. That's like one emu for every 50 people, right? Every 100 people. Yeah. How many people... How many emus do you think could take a person? Or is it the other way around? I think one emu could take a person. Probably. You've seen their fucking feet? No. Now...

I could beat an emo. Now, you know what's one thing that's- You couldn't beat the fucking cat that scratched your nose. I could beat an emo. Ian, can we get the emo backstage- uh, emo? Can we get the emu we have backstage? Can we get a picture of an emo emu? I'm looking up facts. I'm getting facts. Okay.

We put Ian up for this job literally this morning, and he was not prepared. A black-bellied goth bill? He did not think that he would have to be doing this. Was that your bird choice? I just thought of it. I feel like you can kind of make anything happen. Okay, so, Charlie, you've got to give us a fake bird. So far, every episode that has happened. You haven't given us a fake bird yet. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Um...

Flesh winged sky rat Flesh winged sky rat It's just a bat That is a bat Oh you're fucking right That is literally a bat Mother nature beat me to it Wow Well that's how you know it's good Somebody did it before you

God agrees. I believe in G-O-D. Don't think too hard. Just say it. I won't. I won't. I won't. Worm riddled. So far, just a dead bird. Carcass. So far. That's just a dead bird. Come on. Another one. White feathered.

Seagull, that's just a regular seagull. Go, go, go! Stop, you're- I'll come back around to read, alright. Um, maggot-eating... ...Reachydon. Great. Red-horned... ...floor... ...eater. Go. Small bird. Good. Uh, black-bellied... ...can-snorter. Great. Yep. Go. Creamy-eyed wallet snatcher. Oh, that's good. Farting... ...guy. Go. Bird. Great.

Heat finding ass seeker. That's pretty good. You like that? Yeah. Ashen Wilbur. Ooh. Okay, okay. That's like a boss in Bloodborne. All right, all right. The ashened one. That's just, yeah, Wilbur, so it's Dark Souls name is what that is. Oh, man-eating...

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Like, aren't they all fake anyways? I know, but if we keep talking... Birds? Yes. That's true. There's a pretty high likelihood that somebody's going to draw these. All birds die. The last bird died in 2001. They've been replaced with government drones. Patriot Act. And let's talk about that. Two pigeons and a seagull. Because... Maybe? Real? What is this, Rhett and Link?

Yes. One of our interns grabbed a bird. One of our interns grabbed a bird and stuck a knife into its eye and he found a camera in there. We are going to disassemble a bird today. Disassemble? Oh, man. They come in with one of those silver platters that you see scalpels come off and it's just a fucking dead pigeon.

What did you want to talk about that birds aren't real? I don't know. They're not. I'm usually like, I don't know. It's the blood-wetted disassembler. How's that for a bird name? Wow, you were really working on that for a while. Yeah, that one was cooking for a little bit. No, he said disassemble. I was like, maybe that's something. He had a bun in the oven. Yeah. Yeah. But not the kind you want to eat. How about this one? What? Charcuterie board. That's just... But it's B-O-R-D.

What is this? Or you're saying bird with like a really weird accent? Oh, I see. Charcuterie bird. Charcuterie bird. Yeah, see? He's got like a Swedish chef thing going on. That's pretty good. Encumbered gull. Encumbered gull? He's just carrying way too many swords. He's got like a brick, that's it. Oh, goodness. Alright, so... Another Dark Souls encumbered gull, the great one. This is obviously a guest episode, so we gotta ask you, I mean...

Yeah, what do you usually do with guests? Do you- Do you- Oh, okay. I don't know. We haven't really figured it out. We're on- Hold on. This is like- This is- Right now, this is like our- Probably our 24th episode that we've filmed. So- Like, ever? Ever. Ever. Wow. We've actually come to a point where it stops sounding like an excuse because we are on like 24. Yeah, we are almost at a quarter of a hundred. Did we ask what part of the sandwich- We didn't. We did not. We didn't. And I told him to prep for the question, too. So-

Ted Nivison is the butt end of the bread. I'm the butt piece. The butt loaf. Which you treat very nicely. You eat first. Why are you already eliminating pieces of the sandwich that I could be? Well, I mean, we already got three of us. It's our fucking pot seats. So what are you? So you gotta fill the gaps. What are you? I'm the mayo. Okay. I'm the meat.

Well, you gotta say what- I feel like you need to identify what meat you are. That's already a sandwich! I haven't done it yet. I know, but Charlie, you gotta understand, and let me break this down for you Barney-style so you can understand.

You can't just say I'm the meat because there are plenty of sandwiches that have multiple types of meat and it's very disrespectful to our guests when you bring them on and expect them to tell you what sandwich it is. Oh, you're so right. You're so right. You're so right. Wait, when you said you're the butt... I'm the butt pieces of the bread. I think we let... Of pieces. I think we let William say bologna. So you've got one, two, and that holds the sandwich together. Okay. I'm like the absurd third bread in the club sandwich that nobody likes. Oh.

Oh. And you kind of are right now. Yeah, exactly. That just feels mean. This doesn't make any sense because now we have bread, bread, mayo, meat. There's nothing. This is hardly a sandwich, is it? Well, no. It's a sandwich. It's a flatbread. You know what really pisses me off? It's a flatbread, extra bread. Can I go off right now? Go off. You know what really pisses me off? Yes. Yes, queen, go off. When somebody is in the center of two people and the two people are like...

Plumbers or whatever and then they're like, "I'm in a plumber sandwich!" And it's like, no you're fucking not. Nobody calls the sandwich by the bread. They call it by what's inside. Yeah, you're right. So you're in a you sandwich with plumber bread. Hey, start chuckling. Start chuckling right now. Start chuckling. Start chuckling, Tad. That's not a chuckle. That's not a whistle. You gotta start chuckling right now. Thank you. What are you? What are you? What are you? Thank you. What are you right now? Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

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we just bully our editor into just choosing a spot that works and just cuts it. And then there's the ad. Like right when you start talking about Nazis, it's like, Hey, we're good talking about the sponsor now. Yeah, exactly. You actually, yeah, you do bring it. It's Nazi segment here. So we're just segueing in. Uh, what do you think? Uh,

Of what? Nazis is what Charlie is asking. Yeah, well you had mentioned that we segue into the ad after some Nazi conversation. Are we segueing into another ad right now? Well, this is our Nazi segment of the podcast. That's implying that there's a Nazi segment. And I don't like them. Should I start talking? No, no, no, no, no. No, no. William is making a face from afar like this podcast is the worst thing he's ever seen in his entire life. This has been a mess so far.

Guys, I cannot see where this is going. So let's talk about water. Let's talk about water. Oh, I just got that. Absolutely. That's funny. Thanks, man. You said you're a conspiracist about water? Oh, man. Oh, Nazi. It's good, right? Yeah, it's good. Oh, I like that. It's like if you look at a pond, it's not sea, it's pond. Yeah. Yeah. You're crazy. And maybe you can ponder that. This guy's freaking great. Oh!

Did you hear this guy? No, I didn't. Is it really? Is this real right now? We gotta have this guy on more often. This is great. So,

So what were you saying about water? Yeah, you're a conspiracist about the water? About distilled water? You were saying- Yeah, you kinda have some fucking wacko opinions about water and we wanna put 'em all on blast right now dude. Alright, I know this, I'm gonna get shit for this. Well you probably will. Yeah, I drink distilled water, which is- Which is pure H2O. Oh, you weren't done.

It's the vapor water vapor. It's just I just drink it cuz so you you turn water into gas And then you turn it back into liquid or correct, and then you drink it Yeah, and you turn it a pee and then it's gone. Yeah, what else makes you better than all of us? I didn't say anything about better or worse I just said that's what I do and I was reluctant to talk about it. I mean it was in the tone It was in the tongue isn't so why what made you start drinking distilled? Thank you

Thank you. I read, okay, so here's what happened. I have a humidifier and we get distilled water for it. And I remember in the past looking at a bottle of distilled water and it was like not for drinking. And I just always was so curious about that because it's like, why? It's just water. It's pure water. Why would it be not for drinking? Where did you find a bottle that was specifically not for drinking? It was distilled water.

Some bottles of distilled water. Was it like for the humidifier or something? Yeah, yeah. Because they say like use it in machinery or whatever. And if you do, like you barely, you basically never have to clean it because it's just, it's pure water. Right. It doesn't leave anything behind. So I was like, that's weird. I wonder why. And I Googled it and I found stuff where it was like, no, it's totally okay to drink. In fact, it's probably healthier. So what does the government put in the other water? Fluoride. Fluoride. Fluoride. Are we susceptible right now?

That's why Dasani tastes so good. I don't think Dasani has any fluoride in it. I think everyone knows that Dasani is like the worst thing since the- Dasani, no, no. Dasani tastes good when you're at a- Movie theater? Baseball stadium. Or movie theater. And you pay $8 for it and they give it to you without the cap so you don't cap it back up and throw it at any of the players. You've been given-

They do that? What? Yes. They really give it to you no cap? Have you been to a sports stadium before? They wouldn't do that now. They wouldn't do that now. I've been to Fenway Park in Boston, and they don't do that. Well, maybe they just did that for me. I'm pretty sure the guy was just thirsty. Maybe they saw a shot, they looked at him, gave him one look, and they were like, this guy does not deserve the cap. We got a code bottle cap over here. You seem like kind of the kid that, you know, you take the...

Water balls you turn it up you create all that pressure, and you just shoot it at kids that you're fucking ass well I mean they get they didn't give me the cap because I might have been thinking about capping it back up with the liquid and then Flinging it on to the stadium which you can totally do if you want you could do with that without a cap you just put something And it would make more of a mess you could bring a stone to a baseball game in there probably wouldn't wait That's a really good point you could just throw it anyway, so what the hell are you talking about I?

You could throw anything you want. How many times did this happen? This air shit. This fucking air shit. Air shit?

Listen, if it's closed up in it. Very commonly made by birds. This is why they took his cap away, because he clearly knows too much about this situation. I understand. A water bottle will go farther if there's water in it, and it's closed. It'll just go farther. Right, because it has more weight. You throw a half-empty bottle, yeah, it just doesn't work. But what if you threw it like a football this way, so the cap was facing... The only way he'd know this... The wind was keeping the water in. Am I fucking Michael Reeves? The only way you'd know this is if you threw the bottle...

To throw a bottle? Well, clearly not, because they thought you weren't good enough to have a bottle cap on. That's what it is.

And you still aren't. Dude, Aaron's taking you to town right now, dude. How do you feel about uh- He's taking you out to dinner, he's giving you a nice meal, and he's smacking your ass as you leave. Are you all from New York? And you- No! No, no, no. No, no, no. Why'd you say that like that? Not on your fucking bottom dollar, am I from New York? That fucking stupid, dumb place. That's a good bit. I went in there to get my degree and I got out quick.

I'm in Vermont. So you came here and you sucked all the life out of the state. So where are you from? Vermont, Virginia originally. I'm from Vermont. Lowest COVID cases in the entire United States right now. It's great up there. I like it a lot. I'm from Massachusetts. All right, moving on. Wait, can you say where you're from? I'm from Florida. You're from Florida? Yeah. What?

Why are we all ragging on each other? You should give me shit from Massachusetts and I got a Florida man sitting next to me right now. You can give me shit from being from Florida. I give myself shit from being from Florida. I didn't know you could get out. I still consider myself Florida man. You do? So if I do something stupid, I would like it to be Florida man in the news. What's some like Florida man shit or just like weird Florida terms? You've never seen that meme where you just look up- No, I've seen the meme. I'm just wondering if there's like anything uniquely- We had a whole conversation about-

Ted, what do you call the roundabout things in Massachusetts? Roundabouts? Yeah, rotaries. Is there any Florida terms like that? Things that you came here? In Massachusetts, we call roundabout or traffic circles rotaries. That's kind of cool.

That's not the reaction I got from those two, trust me. Is it actually different? No, there's a literal, like I sent something to a group chat with these two when I was back visiting Massachusetts and there was a sign that says rotary. Well, there's two different kinds of roundabouts, right? There's the one that curves into the roundabout and there's the one that's a stop and then you have to

turn into the roundabout. Yeah, it's just basically just like a traffic circle with like two lanes and then it's just each opening into it has a yield and then you just get on. So it goes straight in and then you have to stop and then turn but it's not the one that just goes. I think either one they just call a rotary. Okay. Which is silly. Because I know there's two different and they might have different names. I don't think they have. Yeah, it's basically a situation where you get up to it and it's like you've got like this constantly moving traffic thing and you've got to figure out when your time is to go in or you'll fuck it all up for everyone. Yeah.

Yeah. Survival of the fittest. Apparently it reduces traffic by like 80%. It does? Well, apparently it's also very, very, it's safer too because- Because people are driving more carefully. Because people don't know what they are. Well, yeah. You come up to a rotary, you're like, what the fuck? Well, when you're peeing country, did I just- Did I just find myself- Well, that, and then also it's just generally safer because if you're a drunk driver, you can't just go fucking barreling through a rotary because half the time they've got trees in the middle there. True.

Oh. Well, you'd hit a tree then. Well, you'd hit a tree. At least you're not hitting another person. You could easily T-bone another person and that's not at all the reason. Ian. You're making that up. He's taking you to town right now, Ted. He's taking you to fucking town. Aaron, I think that you're wrong because I said so. When you, when drivers are forced to think more carefully about the actions they do, traffic is safer. Just period.

Okay, maybe

Every time we want to go through a green light, they put a math equation. What if there's just signs on the road that's just like, what's six times seven? There's going to be less accidents? And there's like a cop standing next to her, like making sure everyone's thinking. Some fucking like math prodigy going like 120 down the interstate. That guy's smart. The faster you solve, the faster you go. Wow. It'd be like the Autobahn, but just for fucking nerds.

Charlie. What is going on? It's because you have a D&D podcast. I do. Do you? Yeah, I do. It's called Just Roll With It. That's funny. Isn't that a good pun? That's a great, yeah. I like that. Yeah. That's not really a pun. I guess it's just like a double meaning. No, I think it would be a pun. Yeah, it's a pun. It's a pun. Is it? Well, it's not a true. Well, you're just rolling with it, but you're also just rolling with it. But it's not a. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a play on words. It's a play on words. But yes, you do have a D&D. Ian, is that a pun? Ian, is Just Roll With It a pun or is it just a fun usage? Okay, without just the word, as a D&D podcast, is Just Roll With It a pun? Ian, we've never needed you more than we need you now. It's a pun. That's it?

Is it double entendre? Oh, that's not a pun at all. Thank you, Ian, specifically for knowing that. Ian, can we pull up the definition of double entendre and then also read it? Yeah, Ian, real quick, pull up a definition of double entendre for us. Can we get a double entendre? Real quick, could you go to the store and get me some more toothpaste? I'm out at home. Thank you. Yes. Thanks. Double entendre. That was really nice, William Osmond. Thanks, William Osmond. Will, you sound good, man. You're messing up the vibe here, William. Just tell us what it is. Double entendre.

This is a rule? Just say what the definition is and not mess with it. Open to two interpretations, one of which is usually... Wait, but isn't that a pun? That's a double entendre. No, no, it's like, it's a square rectangle. It's a double entendre. It's not a pun. No, it's a pun still. I guess... It's a pun still. It could be bold. It's a rectangle. It's the Venn diagram of pun and double entendre. Well, that's kind of... What is pun? Definition of pun, go. A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact

So a double entendre. It's also, dude, that's a Venn diagram right there. Charlie seems to be a little bit shocked right now. He seems to be under the impression. Well, this is my brand is all falling apart now. It's crumbling into pieces. Well, you're still on Chuckle Sandwich. I am, and what is that? A pun. Are you sure? Well, yeah, because what would Chuckle Sandwich... It's not really a pun. What do you think it's a pun of?

Because I didn't know until an hour ago. And he's like a knuckle sandwich. Oh you fucking dumbass. You're so stupid dude. That's awesome. Oh you must be so embarrassed right now. And I love that about you. We're 25 episodes in bro and I did not know that it was. Did you not have any say in the name of the show? I just thought it was quirky. Well I basically talked to these two and I was like hey you guys want to do a podcast together? And they were like sure as long as we don't have to do anything. Yeah.

And I was like, okay. So then I went and started thinking of names. He's doing something right now. I know. What went wrong, right? Because you guys were also super busy with your stuff. Shai's got his other podcast. He's got Sleep Deprived. And then Charlie's got his other podcast. What's that about? Yeah, sure. Do I have to be sleep deprived to go on it? Well, what's the point of the name then? I don't know. What's it about? It's...

I've been on it. You had me. I canonically died at the end of the episode. I think that you would... I'm not trying to put you on blast or anything. I'm just curious about your podcast. He's taking me to town, man. You're taking him to town, dude. He's crying. Look what you've done. Look what you've done. I'm taking him to town. Jeez, man. I've cried like five times. You're doing a little bit of town. Looks like you're going to have to come on Just Roll With It instead. That is such a bummer. There was a town over yonder and you just...

You took him right there. I called the Uber. Yeah, you called the Uber. He didn't have to pay anything. No, I paid for it for sure because I took him to town. Yeah, because you were taking him to town. Yeah, you did. That was nice of you. Oh my God, full on tears. Wow. You're getting better at this. Did you keep the onion in your pocket? No.

I guess you were the onion all along, huh? Look at that. Mmm, salty. So this is the- we've recorded two podcasts so far in Chuckle Week, um, and Shalott has cried on both. What was that? What are you doing? So far, in 100% of the podcasts that we've recorded, Shalott has shed tears. It's true. Uh, which is- He's got some kind of like hand, like boo on his hand. He does touch his hands. Gotta be. Or touch his hands to like the brim of his- What are you doing right now? Do you do acting?

He knows how to cry and be mad. Those are his two moments. You could be the next Wolverine. Really? Yeah, you got the chops. Do you really think that? Oh, what is that? I don't know. What is that? Which one is that? Someone please tell me. That's just a good joke. I don't want to hear anything about puns or double entendres. We got to dissect this one, guys. I'm looking at Chris right now, and I think he agrees with me. He shrugged it, and now he's giving me a yes, but I think just so I stop looking at him.

I think that's a pun. It's a single word. What? Yeah, it's exploiting wordplay. Yeah, it's exploiting the use of a word. Because it's the acting chops and then also literally the... Yeah, exactly. And it's getting funnier as we explain it as well. Yeah, I love when you dissect the jokes. It's really good. It's great. It's my favorite part of the Chuckle Sam. What's your favorite joke you've ever said?

And say it to us here so we experience it like you said it the first time. What's the funniest thing you've ever heard? What the fuck, man? Can you make our podcast really funny right now? And if you don't, we'll be a little bit sad.

I don't- why would I care whether or not you're sad? This is awesome, man. That's probably the most- He already proved it. That was probably the most aggressive way you could have responded. Yeah. But definitely the most effective in getting me to fuck off about that question. I'm sorry. So, secondary question. Least funny joke you've ever said. Come on. Have you ever watched Game Grumps? I mean- Ba-ba-booey.

I don't know, most funny joke I've ever made, I can't remember off the top of my head. You realize I've just had a theme of just asking the least? It's fucking disposable! Every day I record that fucking show, and sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's not. Whoa, and there's the light again, just actively leaving his eyes. So, follow-up question: do you feel like you're disposable?

Yes, we all are. We're all stardust. Holy shit. Okay, interesting. We're just on a rock, bro. Exactly. We're just on a rock. It's spinning. If you stop spinning, you're gone. That's how it works. That's true. Ever think about that? It'll leave you behind. Don't stop spinning. If I could offer you any sandwich ever right now and the total caloric density of that sandwich amounted to nothing, like it could be whatever you want, but just it didn't give you any calories, so you could have whatever shitty thing you want, what would that be? Deep fried Monte Cristo.

Monte Cristo? Yeah. Oh, that sounds delicious. What's a Monte Cristo? I've never had one before. It's basically grilled cheese with ham on it. Oh. Does it also have like the egg in it or is that something else? Like the egg in the bread? Maybe that's... Deep fried Monte Cristo. Maybe that's a thing, but I don't know about it. No? That sounds really good. Yeah, they serve it at the Blue Bayou. Oh, so this is something you can get. Yeah. Wow. So you're not even like...

They have it at Disneyland? Yeah, at Blue Bayou. You know the restaurant that's- In Disneyland? Yeah, if you go on- I've only been once to Disneyland in California. If you go on Pirates of the Caribbean, you know at the beginning when you're going through the bayou, there's a restaurant on the right? Yeah. That's the Blue Bayou. They make the Monte Cristo there. It's fucking delicious. They give you like cream that you can dip it in. Is it fried as well? Yeah. Oh, so they have what you were talking about there. Yeah, it's exactly that. I think we gotta go, Ted. It's fucking awesome.

That sounds- I'm going to Disneyland in August. There you go. So, I might have to do that. Is your show only allowed to be so long?

We do have a timer thing, but we generally try to do this at a certain time. I don't know, I wanted to ask though, I have like- We can go for as long as- Has the podcast started yet? What, no, this is the pre-show. Yeah, this is we're just getting you comfortable, which is going really, really well. This is for the Patreon, yeah. How did the name Game Grumps or even Egoraptor come to be? Yeah, I'd like to hear about Egoraptor.

Sorry, I'd like to hear about game grumps. Sorry Charlie I can answer both ego Raptor was when I was a child of nine I really liked Jurassic Park and dinosaurs and I had one of those like

dinosaur picture books that you could get from the library at the school. Yeah. And I was exposed to so many different varieties of dinosaurs that I had never seen before. Right. And one of them was Eoraptor, and I just misremembered it one day when I was like, I'm gonna make up a character and he's gonna be a raptor. Egoraptor. And I thought that's what it was called, but it was called Eoraptor. Oh, so it started as like a character. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of cool. He was like a little comic book character that I only ever drew one page for.

I get that. When I was a kid I made a- I have never told anyone this, I just realized. I had no like, uh, you know when you're a kid and you just kind of smash stuff together instead of having like an original thought? Sure. Well I made a comic for, uh, Ovalchu. And it was a Pikachu but it was shaped like an oval.

And I have never said this to anyone except like the art school teacher. Ovalchew. Fucking rules. Ovalchew. That's pretty great. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the gum version of Ovalchew. The bullied version of Pikachu. Like it just kind of shows up and it's like, hey guys, it's Ovalchew. And everyone's like...

Oh, great, it's fuckin' oval-shirly comms. Here he comes, rollin' on in again. Hey! What was his deal? Like, was there anything that specifically separated him from Pikachu besides the fact he was an oval? No! I mean, every- That's even funnier! So also all of his appendages were oval, so like the ears were ovals, and I think I was just drawing ovals and- Well, if you think about it- I just think I couldn't figure out how to draw Pikachu as he was- Here's the thing though, here's the thing though, a lot of Pokemon at their core features, like the really cute ones, are mostly made up of circles.

Yeah, that's how you make something cute. It's like big rounded edges, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think oval chew is beautiful. Thank you, man. That means a lot. I'd like definitely to see something oval. Maybe page two is on the way now. Maybe it's finally time. I'm into it, man. When I was a kid, I had a comic series that I did for like maybe several grades. Yeah, it was called Spider-Man. No, it was called... It's just a little thing. It was called...

Pie Wars. That's dope. You guys are so cool as children. Wait, no, no, no. Keep going. Keep going. So basically, it was basically made up of like me and like four other friends that I, and I started the comic series with my friend Jonathan and it was basically about these guys that were fighting against this guy named Evil Pie Man and they threw, and it was like all the weapons were pie and then there was like these pie drones that would like shoot pie out of their like little hole in their mouth. Um,

And like there was this other part of the series where they would they like traveled to like there was a underwear planet like where everyone just wore underwear and they had to travel there.

But it was funny. It was like as a kid where like underwear like like it's funny. It's really it's funny Can I be enough can I be a fly on the wall when you're telling the story to your therapist? Well, no, so it's funny you say that because I also had a character called pie guy that I made like little art things about and Like I made like little fake like magic cards of pie guy and he always said you play magic. Oh, yeah, I play magic. Oh

Fuck yes! I would sell you Magic the Gathering cards at a shop. It's funny you said it. We were just at a place earlier and I picked up like- Do you play Magic? No. Do you? Um, no, but I bought my- Whatever. Something just unlocked. I would be super down. I haven't played in a long time, but I have like a blue- I know what a Planeswalker is.

Alright, let's play Magic. Let's do it, I'm down. That's gonna be awesome. I have like a blue-black deck from like when I used to play. Ohhhhh, fuck yeah dude. Yeah, that's fucking awesome dude. That's so cool. I'm gonna bring some decks in. I just spit on myself. I'm so excited. No, that's awesome. Oh shit, we should. Why don't we just open with the Magic talk? That would be great. Well, 'cause I never bring it up 'cause I figure it's like one of those things where I like, I used to play a ton. Like I was uh, I was big into like Pokemon cards first. What's that? I played like a local library. Pokemon?

Well, I don't care. Or Magic. Magic, yeah. Magic, I think the last time I played was right when, like, the core, like, uh, like, fucking 2016 or 18 stuff was coming out. Nice. So it's been, like, a long time. Uh, it was, like, right when they were doing the, uh, what were the big, like, the big, like, no, this is cool, this is fucking great, you guys go ahead. What was the set, uh,

It wasn't Eberron. It was like the fucking like the great ones like the big flesh guys and they were like huge fucking like 10 10 creatures you just play. Zendikar. It was Zendikar. Yeah. I think like that was one of the last ones I remember. And I had like a local card shop I went to and everything. Don't make a face. But there was no one like around me anymore that played. This is fucking awesome. Hell yeah. This is so cool dude. Yeah I love magic. Play some fucking magic. I'd be super down. What color deck do you run?

Dude, I have so many fucking decks, man. You have all of them? I like Mardu because nobody else likes Mardu. That's black, white, and red. Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. This is great. Shalott, if you were a magic card, what color would you be? Yellow. I'd be blue. Ovalchew would be yellow. I like blue. You'd be blue? Blue's my favorite one in magic. Card draw. Counters. If I were to be anything...

I would be a land card. It's the color of the mind. I'd be a land card. Yeah? Yeah? You'd be Jace. I'd draw power from you. I want to be a swamp. I want you to draw power from me. You want me to tap you for power? You get tapped for magic. You're gonna get tapped. I know very surface level information about magic because my roommate played it. Or Ted. Dare I say you're a dual land that comes into play. Oh my god! Oh my goodness. Oh my god. When you come into play, you gain one life. Wow.

As a kid I wrote Donkey Kong. You wrote Donkey Kong comics? I wrote Donkey Kong fan fiction. No shot. Really? Don't lie. I had a comic book.

That's awesome. So we all made comics? Yeah. I also had a series called The Life of Justin, and Justin was my best friend, and it was just stick figures, panels of him dying over and over again. Oh, I can relate to that a little bit. I used to have, after Pi Wars, I used to have a comic book series, and it was like...

Did a bit in the comic book series where my character like blew up the school And like I showed it to my parents and I was like yeah, we're big on bits here My parents were like you know probably shouldn't bring this to school because it's school and there's a thing in here about You blowing up school. That's the bit and I'm like and at the time when I was a kid I was like you guys just understand my art and

And then there was a part in Pie Wars where my dad was like, "I hate you!" and you were like, "Fuck you, Dad!"

And then the plan and pie guy pushed the dad down the stairs yeah, he was like good you deserve to die charge with manslaughter That was yeah, no that's canon. Yeah, it's Canada the pie worst universe awesome. Yeah the PpCu yeah the Pcu We should have a crossover. I think oh that we should bring you know can we ego raptor and pyro wars

Merch Collab. I'll sell you the brand. Also, Donkey Kong is there. I legitimately wrote Donkey Kong fan fiction. Okay, what was the plot? It was based on Donkey Kong Country. Not Donkey Kong 64?

It's the same world, dude. It was the fucking... Listen, bro, it was the Game Boy Advance game. What's the difference? You're gonna draw them as polygons? It's the fucking Game Boy Advance game, bro. The same fucking characters in the same world! Go on, I'm listening. Diddy Kong, Cranky, which is their grandma. Hell yeah, grandma. Listen, man, what do you even know about games? You don't know Cranky? Cranky is a guy. What? Cranky Kong's got a big-ass beard! Hey, he's like an old, elderly guy. Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong.

You don't know Cranky Kong? Cranky Kong is the Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong... What's going on right now? I thought Cranky Kong was the grandma. Are you crying again? Yeah. Are you fucking crying? Am I wrong that Cranky Kong has a beard? No, you're absolutely right. He's like an old man. He has a cane, right? He's like an old man with a cane. Everyone would hold together. Right, we're making a discovery here. So you're telling me... I thought Cranky Kong was the grandma. I knew that Cranky... Well...

I just thought she had a deal with it. What did she do in the fan fiction as well? She was just the grandma, and she goes to Donkey Kong and was like, the Kremlings took all the bananas. I gotta shave this beard off! What the hell?

Wait, but canonically did you just write that one from the Mario game from the the original Donkey Kong where he's thrown barrels? Yeah, that's Cranky Kong. I can't believe that. Jump man. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's Cranky Kong And then Donkey Kong jr. Is Donkey Kong. Oh, I didn't actually know that's wild That's actually a little piece of info. I did not know right? It's dope. Cranky Kong is a fucking dude. So here's a question for you I mean, what do you even know about like video games?

Why did they make you so gross, Keith? It's such a broad fucking question. I know, and it's just- it's just- Where do I go with that? Do you have a- do you have a favorite? It's just rude, dude, 'cause it's like, you've played a lot. It's like you just handed me, like, a sketchbook and you're like, "Draw!" Well, I think it's especially funny- funny because

Like walk outside right outside this door. You've got like it's awesome on the collection of we get it like every game ever I've ever seen I've never seen that many video games before because we're at the game grumps You had some shit. I had as a kid that like I didn't elf remember game. Yeah Tell me about the elf game. I don't fucking what have I played every game? That's on the wall So you tell me you haven't played the elf game cube. No, I

Maybe I have. So you're saying- Likely you have. When did you decide to quit playing games? I play games every day, bro. Oh. It's every day. But not the Elf game. Well, not yet. Not yet. Well, maybe we- I live a long life, man. If-

Will you play the off game with me? Of course. Ted is a big fan of Elf. It's actually his favorite movie. I was just talking about it on the last podcast. It's a great film. About how I was interviewing for an internship at Blumhouse. If you know Get Out, that movie. They do horror films. Right. And they asked me what my favorite movie was and I got nervous. And so I told them Elf. Was that a lie? What is your favorite movie? In that moment...

Kind of no. It was- I think it was the truth. You sincerely had love in your heart for Elf in that moment. I think it was like, because of everything that was weighing on me in that moment and I hadn't- I didn't- I needed an internship for that semester in college so I didn't- I needed that internship. Um, Elf! And I was like, uh, ooh, that's a good question. Um, I guess it would be Elf. Excuse me? Elf by Jon Favreau. He directed it. Jon Favreau of Chef. Um, so...

Yeah, I mean... You've seen the show? Yeah, I mean... What's your... So you don't have your favorite movie in your back pocket? Well, I do really like... I mean, I feel like this is deja vu. Favorite movie, go. I really like Zombieland. Zombieland, favorite movie, go. Terminator 2. Terminator 2, favorite movie, go. Wild Tales by... Is it something... Citron? What is it? What is it?

What's yours? What's yours? What's yours? I'm gonna start talking about the fucking Maison Say again. Don't let him- No, no, let's talk about movies. Please don't get in this fucking word. Oh, Christ. Aaron, Aaron, before he gets going, favorite movie. What's your favorite movie? Speed Racer. Speed Racer? Good choice. Oh, you mean like the new one? The Wachowskis, yeah. Yeah, that one is very great. Is that the one where it has like a lot of- I just remember a lot of motion blur. That's all I remember. Well, there was a really good- And Speed. And Fever Dream. Yeah. It's good, and it's good to watch. It's a great fucking film. It's nice. I like it. It's a film about being an artist.

An artist of speed. Follow-up question. Yeah. Favorite game/game series? Because there's so much cool stuff around the office, I can't tell. Favorite video game: Mega Man X. Favorite game series: Mega Man.

Really? Yeah. Did you just grow up with it? Is that why or is it- Uh, yeah. Yeah, I agree with that. 'Cause if you didn't grow up with it, you have no good reason for liking it. It's a fantastic fucking game! Mega Man X is like a perfect game. Is it really? Yeah. What makes it a perfect game? I made an entire video about why it's so perfect. You know what you'd hate? I- Sorry!

I mean, I'm not saying- You don't even know Slimesicle's name. I'm not saying you're dumb for not seeing that video. I'm just saying I don't have to explain myself. I already have. I'm actually interested in watching that video now. Do you know, when I was a kid, I got a GameCube game. It was like the 3D Mega Man. And I put it in, and it was actually like the Mega Man collection. It had Mega Man X, and I played it for two seconds, and I was like, this isn't 3D. And then I never played it again. So it's a 2D scroller? Yeah, it's a side scroller.

I've beaten it now, it's great. I love it. It's great. Do you prefer the 3D look around, ooh where am I, I'm in an environment, game format, or do you prefer the side-scroller game format? I think it's easier to crack the side-scroller format.

I think 3D is tough. When you're in a 3D world and you only have a cone of vision, it makes designing the game harder. Because you don't have all the information all the time. Right. A 2D game, you have all the information all the time. So it's easier to crack that. But if it's scrolling, don't you also don't have the information of what's over there? Well, then it's a shitty game. Like Sonic the Hedgehog or something. Yeah, if the camera's just too far in that you don't know where the fuck you're going. Yeah. Do you know what's my favorite side-scroller game of all time? What's that, bud?

No, Ted, come on, say it. He called me butt! I know, it's good. He called me butt! Short for buddy.

Exactly! Is that worse? What is it? What is your favorite slide-scrolling game of all time? Yeah, I wanna know. You're going off right now, you're side-scrolling. Hey, come back. Hey, come on. Do you not know- did you say that genuinely? Or did you say that with intention to stab? Do you need some help, pal? Were you trying to stab me in the gut when you called me "bud"?

No, it was sincere. Do you have something repressed? I don't believe a gosh-darn word you're saying. What are you talking about? I don't believe it. It was totally sincere. You didn't even let him finish his sentence. You're like, oh, what's that, bud? Oh, man, you're speaking in fucking... I was encouraging him to continue saying the sentence. Because he's a bud. You wanted to see him, bud. My favorite side-scroller game is the Flash Samurai Jack...

Cartoon Network dot-com game that you played where you kept jumping up? Well, okay stuff, and then you had to fight a coup a poo a poo maybe a poo my favorite side-scroller game is jetpack joyride on the I like jetpack not true, but have you do you not know what I'm talking about? Jack well I'd say my Jack's great. I played the flash side was a flash you up on platforms and fight a coup and

Is it a coo or is it a poo? It's a coo. A coo? It's not a poo, it's a coo, yeah. Well, there is definitely an Apu character in some world. Yeah, probably. Oh, Apu as in... The Simpsons. The Simpsons character. And then there's Abu, the monkey in Aladdin. Right. Yep. Okay. And there's a haiku. Thank you, Louie757. Who runs Among Us lobbies on Twitch. Oh. Yeah.

But yeah, that's one of my games. Ego-wrapped Arin. I think that's pretty sus. Dude.

Hey, you're just a sussy bucka. Hang on guys, let's get him all around. He's a bit of a sussy bucka. Let's get him all around. Let's do it. Let's get him all around. Do it, dude. Hey, don't be a sussy bucka. All right. I'm having a great time. Yeah. I could go on for another hour. Are you ending the podcast for us? I have to pee. Oh, okay. Oh, it seems like someone's calling an emergency meeting. We have been going for over an hour. I mean. All right. Well. Thank God.

This was definitely an interesting ad break. I'm down. I got more questions. How about this? How about I go pee and you do an ad break and then I come back? Yeah, that's perfect. All right. All right. Perfect. We'll be right back after this. Can you, like, Aaron, look at the camera and say, have you heard of, and then open your mouth and we'll, like, insert the...

Hey! Which camera's on me? Uh, uh, go- this one, this one, this one. Take your ass out of the frame- yeah, that one, that one. Hi! My name's Aaron Hanson, and have you- have you heard of- And we're back. Um, so, Aaron Hanson of- of Egoraptor and Game Grump. Yeah. Um...

We've, Charlie and I, we went out to the, well take it away Charlie. Yeah, we were perusing around the office. Sure. And we actually noticed something peculiar. Okay. We've got a lot of games up in this grub. Yes, you've already mentioned that. So we procured a couple, a couple rows, and we're just going to actually go down the list, and we want to hear brief thoughts on each one individually and how they stack up. So we've got a little stack here. They stack pretty well. Boom blocks for the Wii. Sucks. What? Why? I don't know, I've never played it.

What the hell? Wait, what? Have you- I fucking love Boom Blox! I actually also played Boom Blox and really fucking liked it. Fucking... It was directed by Steven Spielberg! It's- I know that off the top of my head!

It says it right there. A Steven Spielberg game! Hey, block party, 20 games! Come on, come on! Block party, 20 games! Boom! What do you think? Boombox! Now! Now! Now! Now! Block party, 20 games! Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's great. Whatever, it's great. Bleach, Shattered... Fuck off.

Fuck off. That game rules. Blazing Angels. You gotta show the fucking camera. Blazing Angels squadrons of we? World War II? I mean. It's alright on a Sunday. It's alright on a Sunday? Oh. God's day. Where we also play Blastworks. Fantastic game. Okay, so far so good. The Blastworks.

The Black Eyed Peas experience! Holy shit! Severely underrated. Really? How? How could it possibly be? Well, why don't you pop it in the Wii and find out? Is this just dance with a black eyed peas? Yes. This is reigniting Schlatt's want to make more Wii videos. Gotta get that boom. Why specifically Wii videos? Can I have this? Yes.

Birthday Party Bash! That's actually pretty fun. Is it really? Yeah, we played that on Grumps. These kids scare me on this. That's hilarious. You have to do it if they're gonna give it to you. Bionicle Hero- I used to play this one. Who was on the show when we played that? Bionicle Heroes? That was a guest program. I love that shit. I love Bionicle Heroes. I love Bionicle Heroes when I was a kid. Okay, so after all that, how do you feel about Bionicle Heroes? I don't care. I think- I think Birthday Party Bash- What? No, no, no! I think that was Michael Ian Black that we had on the show, we played that with.

Anyway, go on. Yeah, yeah, we got Billy the Wizard Rocket Broomstick Racing. Not as good as it sounds. It's still sealed. It does sound pretty good. How would you know? It's still completely sealed. I have another copy. Fuck this game. Bigfoot Collision Course. What do we think? I love it. You love it? It's a great game. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. You've never played Bigfoot Collision Course? Yes, I have. No, you have not? Yes. No, you haven't. Because if you played it, you'd be like, wow, this is a shit game. Nuh-uh.

Big Brain Academy, we degree. And it actually has a note here that also says, please play on the show. So I hope you did. Oh, that's really nice. Well, we didn't. But... Oh my God. That made me a lot smarter. I can say that. Did it? Yeah, of course. Okay. Yeah, ask me any math. If so... What's five times seven? Seven. Go. Big Beach Sports.

What does it say? Big Beach Sports. It also says Albert on it. I like Albert Molenham. Do you know this guy, Albert? Yeah, yeah, we go bowling. Sort of a Spielberg type character. We go bowling? Yeah, man, you don't go bowling with people? Well, I don't have a single person that's like, oh, that's my bowling guy. I actually play volleyball, disc golf, cricket, bocce ball, soccer, and football with Albert. I love bocce ball. You love bocce ball? I got good news. Ben 10, Protector of Earth. I fucking love this one when I was a kid.

Yeah, it's whatever. Yeah, shut the fuck up Charlie. Keep going. That game rules. B-movie the game? It's a total retelling of the film. There's a lot of notes on that. There's a lot of notes. This has been marked up quite a bit. Please also watch the Kung Fu Panda trailer. Please do everyone a favor. It says on the back. Oh, it says it sucks. Do people send these to you? Yeah, of course. Oh, is that where they're all from? Oh, you think I went out and bought...

Ben 10, Protector of the Earth. I think he went out and bought Beastly for the Wii. Oh, in Shrinkwrap, yeah. Oh, absolutely. 100%. Why is the beast saying, kill me? Well, probably because he wants to die. That's Jerry Seinfeld on the cover there because he played...

Um, the bee. The main bee in the movie. He also played the horse in Barbie Horse Adventures. There's no- I wish. That's not true. I wish. No shot. Which made it a lot better. Fuck that game. Barbie Horse Adventures is great. I'd rather have Barbie play with dogs. You can brush the horse. Well, we actually do have Barbie groom and glam pups right here for you. You can brush the dogs. You can? Oh yeah. So how does this stack up? Great. Alright.

It doesn't stack because you didn't put it on there. I've got three more for you. We've got Disney Pixar Brave. Not great. Really? Yeah, the movie was better. Okay, and then I've got AMF Bowling Pinbusters. No. Maybe you should show the back. That's what people are playing this game for. Oh, my goodness. That's a strike. That's a woman. Yeah.

Okay, and then we've got Bash Party. It's a boombox. Not as good as Boom Block Party. Boom Blocks. It's a party to the boom blocks. Spielberg made that. Did he?

Spielberg? Oh, it sure did! Look at that! Steven Spielberg! Why? Are you a big Boom Blox fan? Yes! I fucking love Boom Blox! Are you serious? Yes, I'm being deadass. Oh, God. I actually very much enjoyed the Boom Blox series. The reason I laugh so hard is because you had the perfect hesitation of that this is a bit and that I don't know anything about Boom Blox. You were like, I fucking love Boom Blox! When you first meet him, he's a little bit hard to read on what's a bit and what isn't.

I love boom blocks. That's a good skill. I love the black eyed peas too. Works really well. To be unreadable. Will.i.am. Yeah, it works really well with the clock. Fergie. Taboo. And Apple the app. Here he goes again. You know when you say words, they have to mean something, right? That's the four members. Oh, you put it right here. That's nice. It's part of the set now. You're still their little pea, okay? I'm always a pea. You're their little pea. I'm a bee. All right. Now it's the black eyed peas experience huckle sandwich. You're a pea.

Alright, so I mean- Do you think Black Eyed Peas is better or worse with Fergie? Uh... Better. Really. Yeah. I like her national anthem. You take Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas, they just start singing in Spanish.

What? What? That's what they did. They came back without Fergie and now they make Spanish music. Is that actually Trident? Yes. And they got Shakira on one of them. Wait, they're back without Fergie? Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that, dude. I thought it was just Fergie and then done. I thought they closed the book after the Fergie chapter. No, they came back and now they make like...

It's it's in it. So what do you have against Spanish music? You never listen to Shakira's Spanish music? Have you ever heard the song the top top chart topping? I would sing it but I don't know Spanish. The chart topping hit Despacito? I've heard it. You have? I'm just saying I prefer when they were talking about boom boom pals and shit. Yeah. Now I don't understand. I like it when they've got the boom boom pal. That's too complicated for me. When Fergie said boom

You're so 2008 I was like wow this is poetry. This is spoken word poetry. And I can't connect on that level with Spanish music. And that's not me being judgmental or anything. I'm just saying what I prefer. Why is this the most genuine you've been so far today? He just loves the Black Eyed Peas experience.

I'm gonna play that game. You better. I'm gonna play it. Send me a cell phone video of it. Thank you. Yeah, I'm going to. Thank you. What? Why did you specify a cell phone video? Well, what other kind of video? Oh, I want him to shoot it with fucking three-point lighting and shit. Get it on a Blackmagic. Get it on an Arri Alexa. On a... I just thought it would be easier for him to film a cell phone video. On some pretty nice glass on a cine lens. How about it? Maybe a cook lens? Alright, I'm tired of this bit. Maybe an ingenue?

He gets it. He gets it, he understands. Ian, can we get the black eyed peas on? Ian, Ian, tell us what you think about the black eyed peas. I'll send an email. You send an email? Ian, can you actually just say, hi, it's me, the black eyed peas? How far do we need to get up on the podcast charts in order to get the black eyed peas to perform live on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast? Ian, I have a very personal question for you. Yeah. The black eyed peas. Yeah.

Are they 3,008 or are they 2,000 and late? They're 2,000 and late. Oh! Yeah! What? What?

Get in front of the fucking camera and say that. Holy shit. Wow. Yeah, bolt from somebody who doesn't show their face. Yeah, easy to say that as a disembodied voice. Fucking keyboard warrior over here. Ian Dokey, manager of Chuckle Sandwich. Jesus Christ. Don't call him an incel. He makes you money, asshole. He doesn't like Fergie. What's your Reddit goal over there, Ian? You don't like Fergie? I didn't say that.

say that you don't like Fergie and it shows yeah no no you said a lot with what you said

A picture is a thousand words, and you've made a thousand pictures for us with those words. What is that, a million? Maybe. A lot of pictures, a lot of words. You just said a million words. I said a million words with one picture. But Fergie said more. He said a hundred. Fergie said so many more. Everybody knows. He said more when she came on on Pump It and said la-da-dee-da-da-dee. On the stereo. Everybody knows that a hundred words are a million pictures.

Okay? Oh my god. Now, some people say that before Fergie, they were like hip-hop geniuses, and then they got Fergie, and then they became like a pop band. But aren't they the smart ones? They made a billion dollars. They made a billion dollars? A whole billion. No, they did not make a billion dollars. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's my opinion. That's what I think. And you can't stop my opinion from being real to me. I thought of it, and there it is. They made a billion.

God, can you imagine if the Black Eyed Peas made a billion dollars from being the Black Eyed Peas? Yeah, they were all over the everything. You couldn't escape the radio. From saying 2000 and late, they made a billion dollars. Yes. You think, will I am? Children hurt and hear them crying. When you practice what you preach, will you turn the other cheek?

Cheat. Cheat? Cheek. Father, father, father, help us send some guidance from above. Another lyric. People got me questioning. Another lyric. Where is the love? My favorite line from where is the love is from this guy, Taboo. People acting like they've got no mamas. Why is he Taboo? He says, I don't know. That's just his name. That's what they call him. That's Apple D app. Why do they call him that?

He doesn't need apples? That's a fucking awesome name! I know, I know. This guy said in "Where's the Love" he has this classic line, he goes, "Chemical gases fill in the lungs of little ones." I remember that! 'Cause it's in the song. How many words do you think that was worth? That was worth... That was worth at least worth a hundred pictures. How many games, how many bacon do you think that was worth? What? Oh, you're off mic.

How many bacon do you think that was worth? So I got a question for you, Aaron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's wrap it up. We do this funny thing. A plagiarized joke. We have a Would You Rather segment on every single guest episode, and it's only one question, but it's perhaps the hardest Would You Rather question. I thought you already did that with the whole jumping. Aaron, please calm down. Aaron of Egoraptor fame, you're excused. Would you rather have unlimited bacon

But no more games. Or games, you know? Wait, is that it? Center yourself, Arin! Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games? Games. Unlimited games. You're gonna smell that in a second. You're gonna smell this.

Did you just poot? Yeah, this bit is awesome. I just shit my pants. Keep going. Games. Unlimited games. But no games. But no more. Wait, so unlimited bacon. From the top, Schlepp. From the top. Unlimited bacon. Right. But no more games. Yep. Okay. Or you can have games. Unlimited games. Unlimited. But no games. Pick one, dammit. But no games. Pick one. No games.

Would I would choose the second one just so I can see like what temporal rift opens up based on that logic conundrum

Did you not hear the fucking options, man? It's silly. Flat. Tell them the options again, why don't ya? There's two options. There's two options and they're laid out. Because it doesn't sound like, Aaron, what do you do? It sounds like it's going in one ear and out another. They're laid out upon you on a silver platter. But there's no more games. You got unlimited bacon in there? Come on, man, think. Or you can have games. Think, alright? Unlimited games. Unlimited games. No games. Are you listening to him right now? Sure. Then goddamn say it and make your choice, man.

I unclip the clip on my microphone. I need to hear it from you. You're beating around the bush. Which one's it gonna be? Which one's it gonna be? Get in the bush! I heard he told you. Get in the- say it again, say it again. It's the games one. Nooo! I think he needs to hear it one more time, Slad! Let him have it! Unlimited bacon!

Unlimited bacon. Are you listening, Aaron? Come on, man. Unlimited bacon. Come on, man. Look what you're doing to him. You're tearing it apart. You're tearing the podcast apart. Or you could have games, unlimited games and no games. Well, let me ask you this. Yeah. Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games? Oh.

Or unlimited games with Sumi, but no games. I know what he's gonna say, Shled. I know what he's gonna say. Holy shit, you just went there. You just went there. You're taking me to town right now? You're taking him to town. You're taking me to town right now? You're going to town. No, that's it. I'm done. Ted, while they're talking, I just want to ask you, man, if you could take a pick between unlimited... If you had to pick one unlimited bacon...

So ladies and gentlemen, that just about does it for this episode of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast. Thank you so much, Aaron Hansen of Game Grumps for coming on today. Just please, listen, listen, people of the world. Open your ears. Get that booze.

Bye everyone. Bye. Thanks for listening this far in the ChuckleSavage podcast. I have to give a plug to BoomBlocks, guys. Please go check it out. Thanks for coming on, Aaron. Yeah. Posterity means all future generations.