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Episode 17: The Imari and Ashly Episode

2021/12/6
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Tana talks about her experience with GLP-1 prescription medications for weight loss, highlighting the ease of access and potential side effects.

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Look how good my life is. So what else? Canceled. Animoja is cancelled. Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. Today, I can't fucking talk. I'm so hungover. Today. We are gathered here today in holy matrimony. Today we are gathered here today in holy matrimony. I am with my two best friends in the entire world. I'm Mari Stewart and Ashley Schwan. Woo!

The OG trio. Abaweebaweebawee. Abaweebaweebawee. What the fuck is that? Oh my god. Amari didn't know. That's the thing too with these two bitches is some things they'll just never let me live down. What are you talking about? You don't know this. Actually, you've definitely heard this story before too. It's really, really fast. Before we even started this podcast, she was like, if we tell any stories, no long tangents. Because

Because we all can talk forever. But when we were in high school, the I, I believe, I believe that we will win chant that everyone does, instigators, whatever, you know. I didn't know that we were just like, I, I believe. So when we got to, I said, Abaweebaweebaway, Abaweebaweebaway. So I think like a big group of everyone in high school, it's like, I believe that we will win. Me just like trying to like blend in, Abaweebaweebaway. And I'm like, Abaweebaweebaway.

Wait, Amari, I don't know if I ever knew that. I don't like telling people. Oh my God, that's so fucking funny. It just sticks right here in my brain. People, this is by far the most highly requested podcast I could offer anyone in the world. Everyone is like, we want Ashley and Amari. So today we have Ashley and Amari. And Ashley looks beautiful. I've never done a podcast with no makeup. What?

Big Bird in the building. Whenever I have on no makeup, he calls me Big Bird. Walking, walking. The other day, I call him and he answers and he goes, hi, Big Bird. No, it's because she gets on the phone and it's so close to her face. Her lips are juiced up and she's just like, no makeup. She's just like...

So I look like this. I'm so hungover. I like, I'm not even hungover like throwing up. It's like beyond that. It's like shaking, disassociating, chest pain. So it's like alcoholism where you need more alcohol to be regular, to be sober. Yeah, no, 100%. We all believe in hair of the dog here. Like if you're hungover, you drink.

Which means we're all alcoholics. I've never heard that saying, but yeah. Yeah, it works. That's how I feel today. I did something so fucking toxic last night. Omari knows that Ashley doesn't, so I'm looking at Ashley because I know she's going to judge this shit out of me. And I'm trying to think about how I want to tell you this. Okay, so basically, my ex-boyfriend Chris Miles...

I have... Well, no, I didn't do anything with him, but I just... I want to explain. I have... Well, she's like, ex-boyfriend. Yeah, I actually think you... Stop that. No. No, um... I have a problem. I think you have this problem, too. Tell me if you do. No. I don't know if you do. No, tell me if you do. Where it's like, you date someone...

And even if you don't necessarily want to be back together, you really don't want to see them with someone like hot or like better or like good. Like I like it's fucked up. But like I want you to I want you to suffer. No, if I'm getting with my exes, it's for straightly like fully just for a day. No, I'm just saying. But if he were to get with someone after me that I found like really hot doesn't exist.

I hate it. Is it just me? No, and I get that. No, that's also the difference. You date guys who, like, take their time after you break up. I date, like, rappers who fuck, like, 400 girls who, like, you know what I mean? I mean, I wouldn't say take their time. I definitely, you know, I keep tab. But, I mean, like, you don't have to worry about them, like, fucking 400 girls in a week. Like, you know what I mean? No, just, like, seven. And, like, all your... Right. Right.

Basically, there's been this one girl that I've told Chris Miles. Like, you can fuck anyone, but I don't... What was the bit? Did I do that? No, but just, like, think about this person and...

Oh, like they do drugs. Like they're a crackhead. Oh, yeah. No, that's a different person. Oh, okay. It's not the girl he tried to cheat on me with that does a lot of drugs. It's someone else. And it's someone who's my friend. And I love her. I actually tried to fuck her way before he ever knew she existed. But point being, at one point when we were first talking, I got drugged.

By myself. I went...

I was the most fucked up I've been in my entire lifetime. 100%. Are we talking about that night? It's the night of 24K Golden's birthday party. Good God. What? Yes, yes, yes. Where Tyler Yalway, like, I tried to fight a grown man and then they pulled a gun on me and then Tyler pulled a gun on them back. This was at 24K Golden's birthday party. I ran into Kid Leroy, like, knocked him over. I, like, I ruined a bathroom. I took all the rails with the towels up. It's...

She was so fucked up that she was stepping on my feet before we even got through the gate to get into the house. And I turned around and left. I was like, no. I can't. I didn't even know you were there until right now. Sort of going on my feet. I don't remember one thing. I have to go home. I can't. I don't remember one thing. Hurricane Tana. No.

Well, basically, hours before that, I saw Logan Paul at Catch, and he told me something that I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing. And I took like 38 shots at Catch right then and there. And just like, I left Catch. There's a paparazzi video. I say Jose Canseco's my best friend. I didn't know him. I thought they meant Josie. I thought they meant Josie.

They asked me how I feel about Addison and Bryce's breakup. And I say, I'm so happy for them. I'm so happy for them. I hate people. I love them. But so this night I hooked up with, and I don't remember this. I don't know. Young Gravy.

in a party the rapper I don't even know in this party in front of Chris Miles before we were dating but again I was so inebriated out of my mind like this wasn't me and I honestly I was mad at Chris a while because I was kind of like you could have like saved me taken me out instead of like hating me being mad at me I don't know like if you really love someone like

I don't think he could have even taken you out of that night. You probably would have... That's true. Tyler had to literally pull a gun on someone to get me out of there. Yeah, and then someone was you. Like, bitch, get in the car. There was no helping you there. No, it was horrible. It was the worst night of my life. But anyways, that night, Chris Miles saw me hook up with Young Gravy, left the party, and went and fucked this girl. She's like, it was Young Taco Bell. And...

Yes, yes. And so, and so, um... I didn't know that he fucked her that night. No, and so we just broke up, and I told him, you can fuck anyone but this girl, because I think she's hot, she's an icon. I tried to hook up with her. We're friends. Like, don't fuck my friend. Like, and I get at the time, like, she didn't know Chris and I were talking, and he was definitely like, baby, Ken and I are just friends. Like, so I don't blame her at all for hooking up with him. I'm just saying, like, you know what I mean? Like, she doesn't work like that. Ha ha ha!

I'm trying to carry the one that's just not adding up. No, Chris and I were actually just fuck buddies at this point. Like, we weren't, like... Yeah, well... And I had hoes. Like, you know, I mean, whatever. True, true, true, true. Point being, so I've been telling him, you know, don't do it. And then every time we'll fight, he's a little spiteful. And he'll be like, I'm just gonna go fuck her. Whatever. So last night, I had sex with her.

And then made her call him. My kid from my bed. And tell him that she would never fuck him. Is that actually what happened? Yes. Like, yes. Oh, wow. Like, she calls him. I make her call him. And the first thing she says is, I just fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker. Like, you know the TikTok stuff? I fucked your bitch. Just says that. And I was like. But, like, I had to make sure.

He didn't do it. And I felt like the best way to do it was just by like... Maybe you could have just had a conversation with her while you were like finger banging her. Like, hey, bitch, maybe stop fucking my ex. Well, she never... She hasn't yet. I just want to join. She hasn't yet or she has? Well, she did in the past, the Young Gravy night. But I mean, like, since we've broken up, she hasn't. Because now she like knows, you know. Okay.

Or because you won't let him out of your sight. I have his Lyft notifications right now and it's so funny. I blocked him a couple weeks ago and he was communicating with me through the Lyft app. Oh my fucking God. He sends me his every Lyft ride. So it's great. I actually do know. My mom actually told me the other night while we were in Vegas. She was like, this is so embarrassing that I even overheard Tana and Chris having this conversation. Oh my God. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Taylor goes, why'd you block me last night? He goes, I didn't block you, but why'd you block me? She goes, well, I blocked you because I thought that you blocked me. He goes, I didn't block you. I just wasn't on my phone. But why'd you block me? Or why did you think that I was blocking you? What did you do? She's like, I didn't do anything. I did something. And my mom knows everything. Like, my mom knows everything. So she's just like,

No, and I have this thing where it's like, if you block me, I have to block you back because it's like, well, duh. Yeah. Like, I don't want to be disappointed for a little bit just to be like, oh, because I know you're going to fucking unblock me. So it's like when you unblock me and say like, hey, I'm sorry for being crazy. I want I don't want to see delivered inside on your motherfucking phone. That's a whole ass thing. I can't. But yeah, that was honestly, I think it's the craziest thing I've done this year.

The girl that I fucked last night told me that she walked in to this... Basically, my ex-boyfriend always goes to the studio with another one of my exes. They're always there, whatever. And everyone's there. They have parties all the time. She walks in. I wasn't there. She walks in and she sees my ex...

With a bitch naked on her knees and he's holding a fully loaded gun and she's sucking it. See that like, what about that to you is like attractive. It's gonna be the crackhead. It's like, this bitch is so out of her goddamn mind. She doesn't know that she could die in any second. Any second. Uh-huh. And then she's like, he's so sexy. He has bitches on his knees. And he's like.

And he's like, bitches will be on their knees for him. Yeah, ketamine out of their mind. They think they're horses at this point. They're tranquilized. They're literally tranquilized bitches on their knees. She's like, bitches gawk over him. I'm like, no, babe, horses gawk over him. What do you mean? I can't believe that. No, I cussed him out fully. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I want to tell his mother that. So how was that?

It was fun. I mean, it was fun. It's the high pitch for me. I'm like, I do have Chris's wallet. That is my new wallet now. You have Chris's wallet? Like, why does he leave it? Yeah, because I lost my YSL wallet. Not once, but twice. I thought I lost it at Life is Beautiful. So then he was like, oh, I have this YSL wallet that I'm not using. Pulls it out of his pocket after Life is Beautiful and just gives it to me. I was like, I know he doesn't remember that. That's so fucking funny. No, he didn't remember that. Then I brought it up to him later. He's like, oh, I didn't know I did that. And I was like, yeah, well, I'm keeping it.

it. Because I still don't have a wallet. That's really nice. I mean, no. He's the best. I just, I'm starting to really realize eight months late that we should be friends. A guy like you should wear a warning. He's toxic.

Yeah, for Britney Spears lyrics. Oh, wow. I'm loving that. Free her. She's free. She's free. Did you see? There's conspiracies that she got like lip filler and shit and I cried today. I know. I cried today because all the comments were like, yeah, she finally has access to self-care and then I'm in the nail salon thinking about the fact that she like didn't have access to self-care and I teared up. Imagine being Britney Spears and not being able to get like a facial. Oh, bitch. Like a massage. I would straight up beat every single human around me. Like, don't come near me unless you give me like a blowout and filler.

with the billions of dollars that I have almost yeah honestly like it's just so fucking it's crazy that she was like

Not chill about it, but I just mean like I would have been killing motherfuckers. Like there's no way that it would have lasted 15 years or however many years, 16, 17, with any of us. But now I want to get into having just like a little group convo because I feel like we have a lot of things to address and talk about. And we're going into it today. People tweeted me the craziest questions and I actually just want to answer them. I want to answer them all. I just want to go in. Before I do that, though, I just want to say, and I just want your two's opinion, I think the Island Boys are hot.

I saw that on my way here. I don't know who they are. And that's where, like, you said something, oh, I'm logging off, and I was like, no, I'm logging off of Twitter. What the fuck? You don't know who they are. I don't know who they are. They look like pineapples. I think I've seen, like, one video. They look like this. Yeah, it's so scary. They're weirdly hot. Don't ever publicly say that because it just makes so much sense.

I did publicly say that. Should I slide in? Should I get me an island boy? Don't embarrass yourself. I'm an island girl. Don't embarrass yourself. No. This is so typical Tana. I feel embarrassed that I say like... That can't be typical Tana. Like what? I know. I wasn't... I don't think I've always been like... Like in high school, I liked hot boys.

Yeah, so revert back. I liked hot boys in high school. She liked all boys in high school. She liked all boys in high school. I like topped boys. No, not topped boys. I was like, you what? No, no, no. Speaking of... Copping someone. I pegged someone. Yeah, she did.

What are your thoughts on that, Ashley? Bro, remember when we, like, first started becoming friends and you were like, oh, I want to fuck you with the strap on. I would. No, I actually wouldn't now. It brought me back to those days. I was like, oh, remember when she wanted to peg me and now she's pegging her person of choice at the time? No, um, I pegged someone. You don't know them. It doesn't matter. But, um, point being is I just always had this fetish of, like, wanting to, like,

fuck someone and have a dick and then I did it and but honestly doing it like ruined my life because now I think sexually I have nothing like that I want to do anymore like I always had that one thing that I really wanted to do and now that I've pegged like where do you go from there? It's crazy. Really? It's because Tana's crazily like obsessed with like power and like dominance No literally I'm like you my bitch with your penis check out my penis I need to stop

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Why don't you live with us? I'm just joking. Because... The Sonos? No, the fucking amount of houses that we looked at trying to find two master bedrooms that was just not a thing. And then, like, it's a master bedroom, kids' rooms, period. Like, that is in every single goddamn motherfucking house in LA. Like, his closet's a cabinet. Like, I get it. Oh, it's so sad. It's so sad. You guys, if you saw my old room versus my current room, like, you'd be like...

Hashtag keep Amari in your prayers. It's like, it's one thing. It's like, I would have had to buy three rooms because I have my fucking giant ass desk set up. That's two giant monitors. Plus my two other little computers next to that. My fucking vanity that's this big. And our past house was crazy. Like just the rooms. Like you had a master room in a way. Like, you know what I mean? I mean, obviously you were paying master room price. What did you pay? Like 6K, 8K? 6.5?

Crazy. But that honestly really is the answer. And it's like, it's so funny. Because you just did a Q&A and every comment was like, are you and Tana still friends? And I think that's the most insane. We've never been friends. We've been sisters since we met. I thought you were just going to say, we've never been friends. We've never been friends. Never liked each other, just always fucking hated each other. Yeah, like, we're on our debt, you know? No. But like, we both are master bedroom ass bitches. And we just like the market so shit right now. We have shit. We kept touring houses. And it was just like,

And it's like the type of house I'm wanting is still very expensive. It's just like all the rooms are really tiny. So she'd be paying a high ass price for a tiny ass room. I'm always like, I am doing that. But like, so it just came down to the fact that we wanted to try to master. But I actually hate where I live and she's moving within a year. So hopefully we will find a house to two masters. A house house. And just get back to life. We lived in seven houses together before this. Seven? Seven. Right. Let's see.

Vantage? Vantage. Vantage 1, Vantage 2. Serpents in Vegas. At one point, we had an apartment together because we got evicted and we shared a room and we had two mattresses next to each other. We literally just fucked people. 5-11. We would fuck people. I would fuck people next to your sleeping body. Yeah, you would. Thank God I was fucking asleep. Oh my God, Josephine, the townhome.

Alamo. Oh, Fuller. Elijah's. Oh, wait. No, the town hall. Oh, the Duplex. Duplex. Duplex. We lived. The Duplex was crazy. Duplex was honestly so funny. It was just me and Ashley. Like, it was. Those were good times. And then I took over the other side. It was so bad. We got so scared.

Oh my God. Can we talk about that? I filmed over there. I have a whole YouTube video in there. So do I. People are asking actually fucked up crazy shit we've done at one point. I lived in a town home here in Los Angeles and next door like a duplex like as in like you know like they're attached. It's like not even like a like a rental. It's like long term Airbnb. One bedroom

big ass house divided into a long term Airbnb oh yeah we were renting it it was just a long term Airbnb we were renting it on Airbnb for like months and basically I lived in this one side with Elijah Daniel and Christine Sidelco crazy time I was dating Lil Xan everything I was doing was just concerning but I lived that place was real

We lived so ratchet. We lived in this duplex and basically, I don't even know if the same person owned both. Like it could have been two different owners. We don't know. No clue. But we discovered one day that the house next door, the duplex next door was empty and no one lived there and it was nicer. So we would just trespass, break in, have all of our friends sleep in the duplex. We'd sleep there. Yeah. Like whole thing. Locked front door, locked back door. But we found our way in.

We broke in and we'd sleep in this duplex like homeless squatters. I was downstairs front bedroom like FaceTiming people every night like yeah I'm in LA what are you doing? Like that is so fucked up. That's extreme extreme trespassing. I don't even know. We'd go upstairs get so scared we're like are there ghosts here?

No, that house was super haunted. No, I was about to say like both sides, like you would feel like there's a ghost right behind you. You would feel it in your side. And that's really where my sleep paralysis started. Like the bruising and I'd have dreams or something would like punch me and then I'd wake up with the bruise there. Like that was where that all really started. You're just like,

And I filmed, we filmed, you and I actually filmed a Starbucks video where we were trying all the holiday drinks from Starbucks. Please look it up. In this place, we were trespassing in and we would just lie about it on the internet because we didn't want like the landlord to see it. We just filmed it in that side? Yeah. No, we filmed. Because the other side would always be so gross and dirty. Always so disgusting.

I don't even know. And I actually don't even, yeah, there was a dog that lived there and it would just like shit. It was horrible. So we'd always trespass into that. I forgot that we filmed on that side. We did. It's so funny because I was too afraid to even turn on lights on that side. So y'all lit that bitch up, got ring lights up in there, did the thing. The whole thing because we were like, this place is so clean and

And no one ever caught us, which is crazy. Like, whoever owned that duplex never checked in on us. I would sleep every night and I'd wake up, like, a little earlier than, like, usual because I'm just like, what if the owner, like, comes and, like, wants to check on this side? No, you'd wake up there so paranoid. So paranoid. Because you'd be like, oh my god, I'm trespassing, I have to leave. And then we'd go back over to the other side. Like, what if, like, the owner comes at, like, 7 a.m. and, like, they are...

renting it out to someone so they want to make sure things are okay. I'm sitting there like... Showing off their apartment. I'm laying there like in my underwear like... Like, I have dementia. She's like, I've gotten so fucked up so many times. I have no idea what's happening in my life anymore. Amore's drunk impression of me is so fucked up. I'm like this guy right now who's like sober and you know, obviously I did that with Monson but like...

Amari's just been making fun of me to him. Can you do it? Can you do the impression of what I would act like to a guy that is sober that I'm dating? Okay, so here's Tana and, well, we're not going to even say said guy, just any sober guy she's in a relationship with and they get in their first fight and he's like, you're so fucking drunk right now, I can't even deal with you. And she's like, I don't even fucking drink. So fucking stupid you are. You're trying to manipulate me right now.

- You go to Chelsea every time. - I can't believe you would do something like this. This is so typical of you. I'm having second thoughts. - Keep in mind, he's not slurring as much as she does because he wants you to understand, but she slurs a lot more than that.

I slur a lot. This is the clean version. She's just slurring. We know, so the entire way, the entire time, like the drive to Vegas is a seven hour car ride. Okay, but you're- Her and Ty in the car getting drunk the entire way. I'm not kidding. Obviously, I'm sober. I'm driving and it's a seven hour car ride because it's the day before Thanksgiving. Normally, it's a four hour car ride. So I was furious. No, shut up. Shut up.

You were furious. Bitch, shut the fuck up. Don't even. It's like that movie Are We There Yet? Oh my god. And the entire time, every like

Two hours. Progressively, they're more fucked up. They have to pee again. Every stop they pee at, they walk out with more white claws. They have to pee again. I stopped three times on this car ride. Oh, no. I only... I never stop on a car ride to or from Vegas. Not one stop. It was seven fucking hours, man. Three times. Three times. Could've flown to London. How...

One of your stops took 30 minutes. I'm not kidding you. I was buying hats. She comes out with... She's like, I got you a snow globe. I don't give a fuck about a snow globe that says Las Vegas. It doesn't even snow in Las Vegas. And I grew up here, so I know that. What? What?

Anyways, sorry, audio listeners. I'm screaming in the mic at you guys right now. I thought a gift would make you less mad at me. Oh, my God. Slurring the entire car ride. And then finally, we get to my house. Ari comes over. He walks in. And my family, they're just like, okay, everyone's settled in. I was like, honestly, I need a drink.

Like, I can't deal with them any longer. They're already so drunk. Ari gets to like 25, 30 minutes later. Tana's like, let's take a shot. Let's take a shot. I'm like, why is she taking any shots? She's literally blacked out already. Your dad and I were blacking out. I love dad. Ari looks at me. We're sitting on the couch. And he goes, oh, no, she's slurring. Who said this? Ari. He was like, oh, she's slurring, slurring. And I was like, you don't understand what I went through today.

Well, first of all, I know the problem is that unfortunately Amari's boyfriend and I really enable each other when we're drunk because we both, like, and you're like my brother. Also me, if I'm drunk with Ty, I'm drunk with you.

Blacking out because I'm a tie. And when they're both pissing me off like like I'm not afraid to be rude to Ty because it's my boyfriend like I love him You're not afraid to be rude to me what the fuck? I'm not afraid to be rude to you because you're my sister I'm not afraid to be rude to you because like you're my sister So it's like our bond like we're unbreakable and also if you're just pissing me off like you know like you're gonna know if you're pissing me off so then like I'm like rude to Ty and Tana's like you're gonna take that

I'm like, you too, bitch? And you're like, he's crazy. And I'm like, oh, how do I hit eject? How do I hit eject and pop these bitches out of my car? Because I can't deal any longer. No parachute. Ty and I live for pissing you off. That's the problem. Because he's your boyfriend and you're like my brother. And I actually get high on some meth shit. Of pissing you the fuck off. She sees steam coming from my head and she's like...

And I'm like... You're not a real person right now. Like, hands go fly. It makes me so angry. And I'm kidding, too. Like, when we were at home, one day I had my door completely locked, shut, and she's, like, talking shit through the door. And she was making me so angry. She said some stupid shit. It's, like, early in the daytime, whatever. She, like, starts going... She's staying upstairs in my house. I'm staying downstairs in my room.

So she says something. My family's like, oh, what? Because I didn't know what she was talking about. She's like, nothing. I was just fucking with Amari. And she goes, ooh. The laugh. So then I couldn't even take it anymore. Through the door, I go, ooh. Through the door, I go, ooh. Through the door, I go, ooh. No, through my bedroom door, I wouldn't unlock it. I wouldn't unlock it. I was like, I'm not dealing with this bitch. And she made me so angry. I was like, I want to talk shit back. But I think the best form of talking shit back would just be...

mocking her make fun of her make fun of her and let you know you sound stupid oh my god I'm gonna bang my head against the wall it's bad too because your mom like she just wants to see you like and it's wholesome and sweet but I'm saying like if I'm banging on your fucking door at 7am she's like do it like she wants you to wake up so I just I just I don't know I can't I can't not Tana comes home from the club this is all in like one Thanksgiving weekend she comes back from like

She comes back from a night. It's like 5 a.m. or something like that.

Ty and I get home like two, three, whatever. And we're sitting there and I'm like, oh my God, like my family locks their front door as most normal people do, which we do too when we have armed security with big fat guns. Don't come here. William. Oh, I want to talk about William next. No, but I'm just like, okay, so my whole family's asleep. It's just Ty and I like the rhythm of the wake. Like it's going to be my responsibility to let Tana in. And so she gets home at like five and

And she texts my family group chat because now they added her. God damn it. Yeah. She's like, is the front door unlocked? No, it's not unlocked. Debbie, give me your phone. I'll be gone for five minutes and the front door is completely locked. Like, I'll be like, oh my God. So then I'm like, Ty.

Like, I'm awake the entire time, but I was like, Ty, I swear to fucking God, like, when she gets here, if you let her in this bedroom, because the night before, she was sitting here for 30 minutes just talking, and I was trying so hard to go to bed. So I was like, Ty, I swear to fucking God, if you let her in this room, I'm gonna kill myself. I can't deal with her. You have to tell her I'm asleep. If you don't, you don't love me. Find you somebody who loves you, but also wants you dead. So then she gets home, and I was like, please, please, please, please, please, please.

And he like takes her upstairs to like hang out. Well, we went to my room and talked shit about you. Perfect. Talk all the shit you want. Talk all the shit you want. Because all the shit I talked was I can't have her in here. That's how little I can handle her. I can't even handle this out.

No, I- on- there's something about me like give me- even right now like give me two shots. I want to fight with you. I wanna fucking piss you off. Not with you, I love you. Do you remember when we were on tour like 2017? Absolutely. And like she would just come to my bunk and just like open it for no reason. She's like, camera. And I was like-

Do something. Do something. Come on. I'm trying to sleep. Yo, tour. Tour was so fun. We should tour again. Imagine all of us on this tour bus like breaking the toilet. Remember, was it you and me that got roofied? Yes. Yes. Are you kidding? Oh, have we ever told this story? Ashley and I, we went to a strip club in a random city on tour and a stripper roofied the both of us. We both ordered.

ordered i just want to add in we both ordered one amf and us being from vegas we drink at least three amfs to get tipsy adios motherfucker audio yeah the fuckers aka mix all of the alcohol mix together with some blue fucking bras if you will um we drink at least three to be buzzed but no no no no no in life i mean oh in life yes but that night we drank one and then i woke up

The next day. It was bad. It was so bad. Ashley and I fully got reviewed by the stripper. I'll never forget her. And our tour manager honestly wanted all of us dead. Well, they were... Okay, so we had a curfew. He used to be who's tour manager? Like Young Thug or someone? No, don't care. It was like Kanye on some shit. Like it was like a big name. Yeah, it was like Kanye. Imagine going from being Kanye West tour manager to Tana Mongeau and friends. I just remember too because like we could go out and do whatever we wanted on tour and

When we were like 19. But we had a bus call. Yeah, we had a bus call. So it's like be back by like 1.30. Or it's leaving without you. Whatever time. Leaving without you. Yeah, you're going to leave without the fucker. And of course us being 19 year old assholes too. We're like, what are you going to do about the show tomorrow? No, but we were always good. But at the same time we're rushing to get there by 1 or 2. We were always good about that though. But this night, these two bitches. We're literally running a little late. But then we make it on time.

But instead of making it on time, they're outside of the bus. I was in doggy style puking on the tires. They're rolling up on the curb. Oh my god. I couldn't tell you. I don't know. I remember going into the fucking strip club. We ordered drinks. We sat down. There was some stripper giving me a lap dance. I wasn't comfortable. I was like, whatever. Me and you go back up to the bar. Me and you go back up to the bar with...

Tanya probably one of our tour moms and not Olivia she fucking and then I woke up the next day but anyways I remember one time one of the tour moms I was like can you carry my suitcase and she was like I think the fuck not and I was like you think the fuck what like

fighting. It was horrible. I know our tour manager, Walter, I look back and I understand a lot of his points. It was more so just that he was very much not easygoing. And one day, I'll never forget this too. I was a cunt. And I'm going to say this. I look back and I was a... Were you bringing that up? No, I was a fucking cunt. I'll say it. I look back and I've grown now and I would not act like this. But at the time, it was so...

It was so Tana Mongeau at that time. No, but it was also just like we were in our 30th fight of the tour and a lot of times he would just be... I remember one time you were dying sick and he was so mad at you for not doing the show. I had full-blown tonsillitis. I'm not even kidding. And it was like, we're not doing that. Diagnosed. Sometimes he was wrong or the bus would break down and we'd be mad and then like...

he wouldn't care. And then the next day he'd be fighting with us over like meal orders. And like, we were like 30 shows in. I wanted this man dead.

we'd fight over the wifi. Yeah. Like we were just fighting all the time with this guy. And it was just like a lot. And one day Amari sick as fuck. So I'm sitting with him, like getting him to go to a doctor with Tanya, like helping whatever. And the tour manager comes in and he's like, none of your fucking fans are going to like you in a fucking year. Like you fucking little bitch, like literally like popping off on me because you're late. And I'm like, I'm late because he's sick and I'm trying to help him. And I'm sorry. And also like,

I know I'm gonna be late. That was the show that I was sick. Like, you're tweeting about it. That was the show that I was sick. And you guys, I was dying. And I tweeted like, yo, I'm gonna be 20 minutes late to the meet and greet. I tweeted. I was like, I'm sorry. Like, whatever. No one's mad. I know my fans. And he was just trying to convince me that like,

You're gonna have no fans eventually if you keep being 20 minutes late to your shit. And I'm like, if I was on time, I would have no fans. Like, it's just not expected. And we're, like, fighting. And basically, I had this, like, we had, like, a thousand person meet and greet. And I asked every single person. That day was, like, one of the biggest ones. It was, like, one of the New York ones.

Like huge. Like New Jersey, New York. We did a meet and greet of a thousand people. So obviously keep in mind, one by one, a thousand people come up to you like, hi, can I have a photo? Hi, can I have a photo? Hello, hello, hello. I asked every single person and every single parent, I was late today. Are you mad at me? Before even speaking. While he was taking the photos. Hi, I was late. Are you mad at me? Hi, I was late today. Are you mad at me? Because me and Amari and I are standing next to her. Like our heads are like ding.

Like, we're going insane because we keep hearing this. No, by the end of the meet and greet, everyone cussed me out. And I got there late, too. I got there, like, 20 minutes, 30 minutes late. I don't even know. I walk in with, like, a big blanket on. Like, I'm dying. I was just trying to be a passive-aggressive cunt. I was late today. Are you mad at me? I was like, are you guys mad at me? Like, that's exactly what it was. I got on stage and the entire crowd was chanting, I was late today. Are you guys mad at me? Like, it was horrible. That tour was so fun, though. Other than the fighting, looking back, we should tour again. You have a horrible time. I know.

No, the flying tour was fun. The bus tour with X, X, and X names. Oh, Maya and Yayin. Should we? Okay, let's actually move into that. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

One of the biggest questions today. Always. Not today. Ashley, you and I have done everything in our power to avoid this question for years and years and years. Years. I've tried to address it in like the mildest way because I don't fucking care at all. Like, I'm like,

AMF to you. Audio smother. Seriously. And we never answered these questions because we just didn't want the drama. And for a long time, I really lived in fear of these people exposing my secrets. Yeah. Yeah. You're telling me. So much fear has navigated my life. I actually want to talk a little bit about my ex-boyfriend and expose something he did after this that I've never said. We're doing it all this episode. I'm doing it all this episode. But people always ask why we are no longer friends with Maya and Isabella. Ah.

They're not friends. Are you friends with Maya? I'm friends with Isabella. Not at all. Isabella and I are. Yeah, I guess you guys are still friends with Isabella. I'm not pissed about that. I don't hate that.

Love it. She's like, I don't hate that. I don't care. Oh, I just cracked my neck so hard. I understand. Let's talk about Maya first, I guess. I'm like, here we go. We can talk about Maya. Fuck her. I'm like, boom, boom. Don't care. She did a whole live stream, too, like, coming for me. And it was just sad. Me? And you? Yeah, it was you, too. She never came for me because that's the thing, too. Like, I'm typically nice to people, but...

He really, really pissed me off. Oh, then you're done for. And I was nice the whole time. I'm just patient. I mean, I guess Maya was our friend for a long time. But I think that people have friends when they're growing up and they're young and things happen. That's just what's crazy about being on the internet is you are held to... Once you post someone as your best friend, you're held to be the best friend forever. Or it's like, why not? But people sometimes don't agree and they fall out. That's the big premise. But, I mean, I don't...

What do I say? We didn't... A lot of... For me, at least, both people, it's just a morals not aligning thing. How do you say the user is the abuser? Like, that was... Yeah. I mean, basically, like, the big falling out was that we all signed a lease together and we had a very...

deep pact about all living together in this house because the rent, I had to pay it all up front because we'd all just gotten evicted together. Wrongfully evicted, but like there's still an eviction on your record. So when you want to meet, eh? I like how this is how you think about this whole Maya situation, but this is not my Maya situation at all. Wait, really? Ash is like, ever heard of Cabo? What did she do in Cabo? Why do I have the worst memory? To me?

In Cabo. What did she do in Cabo? Maya equals... Just spell it. Just air it out. Air it out. Air it out, please. What did she do to you in Cabo? Why can't I remember? I'm blanking. I'm blanking. Why did she do to me in Cabo? Are you kidding? I'm blanking. Okay. Air it out. Now that everything is out on the table and everyone knows fucking everything at this point...

All of us, our whole big old friend group, Isabella, Maya, included every single one of our friends that you could think of. We all went to Cabo. We were all like 18, 19, so cute, quirky, whatever. Go to Cabo. Me and Ivan end up hooking up. Ivan, if you know him, he's now my ex-boyfriend. Your most current ex-boyfriend. Most current ex-boyfriend. I've been with him for the past almost a year.

on accident and then but I've also we had a pass back in the day four or five years ago whatever because of this so all of our friend group goes to Cabo I don't even know how to go about this me and Ivan hook up whatever as we do

I didn't know that my best friend Ivan, it's like literally one of my best friends, like he would be sitting on this couch with us. Like my best friend Ivan, I thought he was single because he told me, hey, I'm single. I'm not dating this girl anymore. Wasn't fucking single. Yeah, probably wasn't single or broke up with his girlfriend just to hook up with me type of a guy. Love you, Ivan. Should I not say it? Fucking say it. No, I feel bad, but like this is what happened.

To the girlfriend, I swear on my life, he said, oh, I'm single, whatever. But also. She's long gone. No, she's probably really happy now. RIP that pussy. As we are. But. Go, go, go. Anyways. So, yeah. He tells his girlfriend that they're broken up. Tells me that they're broken up. We hook up, whatever. And then I go back to my room that I was, because I stayed in his room, whatever. We hooked up.

I go back to my room with Tana. On a balcony in front of hundreds of people, my dad. Yeah. The whole balcony thing is a thing, you know? I was... As you should. As they say, riding that dick like a BMX. On a balcony. On a balcony, like Courtney and Scott. But what did Maya do? Like Courtney and Scott. She said, knock. Ride the dick, whatever. Come back to my best friends, Maya and Tana. And I'm like, oh my God. I just slept with Ivan last night. He's so cute. This and that. Like, oh my God. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

And, oh, wait, this gets so deep. What'd she do? So before I hooked up with Ivan that night, Isabella is in this. Isabella and I, or Isabella was with me when Ivan was like on the balcony of this said hotel room. And on the balcony. And Isabella and I are looking through his phone to see if he's still single.

So I open up his phone, go to his text messages with his girlfriend that I thought he had. Look at their messages. I'm like, okay, I think they're like broken up, whatever. Like we can hook up, hook up, whatever. Wake up. Come back to your, like our room. Me, you and Maya's room. I'm like, oh my God. I don't think he's like dating that girl anymore. Blah, blah, blah. And then Maya, I don't know exactly what she said to Ivan, but

Maya, yeah, Maya listened to everything that I said. She was like, oh my god, like... And went and told Ivan. No, went and told Ivan, but told him some extra shit that I didn't know until this year, being four or five years after this whole situation. Um...

Like, she told him, like, she went through your phone and was like, oh, like, she was saying, like, that I said that him and I had way better conversations than him and her.

like like just like pot stirring shit yeah just like making up some and just fake like i would never go to my friend's new man and like say everything she just said to me especially like my best friend i would never ever do that to like that as well but also like i'm not like oh my god i have other text messages and like our messages because i never messaged ivan me and i've never texted before you just fuck it out exactly we would just fuck it out no but like we would never text so i'm like

That doesn't even add up. Me and him don't text. How are our text messages better than yours? And you were still her friend for a while after this. I just want to give that to you. At that point, honestly, after that trip, you and I decided that it was a matter of time before we cut her off. Exactly. And honestly, I'll always say I'm so grateful for Maya because at that time...

My best friend was Isabella and I was just a lot of things behind the scenes that were going on. And I don't mean this in shade to her. It was more just that like I was really unhappy and I felt like I needed a lot of different things in a friend. And I feel like the same thing was happening with you and Maya and Maya introduced you and I. And so I'll never, ever not be grateful for her. I literally just got chills. Like I'm so grateful that I met you through her. Like I wouldn't change anything. I'll never forget. Was it Summer's bed or what's-his-face's bed that you were like laying on when we met?

What's his face? Maya and... What was Maya's boyfriend's name? Clay. It was Clay. And she was cheating on him. Hello would make us lie. Oh my God, don't get me started. As she does, still to this day.

Point being, though, I mean, we're not I'm not friends with Maya for a very different reason. It was that we all we got evicted wrongfully, but there's still an eviction charge on your shit. Whether you get evicted wrongfully or rightfully, you are evicted like that. That shows forever. So when you try to apply for a new house, it's very difficult. No one wants to rent it to you. And Maya still really wanted to live with me, was begging me like you and I were down to get an apartment together. And like she was begging us, like, no, please let me live with you. So was Isabella. Yeah.

We move into this house and I have to pay the entire lease up front.

I told every single person I almost made them all sign contracts but I trusted them they were my best friends if I'm paying this money you have to live here for the duration of the lease like the entire lease and pay me rent every month I can't afford that I'm paying it up front because I'm grateful to have this money and whatever but like I like yeah exactly and every single person upon moving in up and moved out for no reason Maya moved in to be with her then husband Yayan um

And she left us. The word husband even just like really throws me topsy-turvy. But she was lying to us for weeks. Like she was telling us, I'm not moving out. I'd never move out. And then she'd be on YouTube like, look, we got pots and pans for our new house. And that's how we found out. And here's my dog. Yeah, like, oh, that was the whole thing too. They got this big ass dog. It was ruining. That's the forever bit is Yian saying, I got a dog. Moving in and just fucking up our house. Like just...

Just a lot of using. Even at the time when I was close with my parents, she'd always tell my parents, like, she's my sugar mama. You know what I mean? Like, it was just a lot of, like, using vibes and then kind of turned around and tried to turn my followers against me. And it was just, like, shitty. And that was the end of our friendship. And then Yayan later divorced her. We tried to be his friend.

And live with him. And that was an interesting situation. Still, we still, we don't hate Yian. Like, he's dope. No, never hate Yian. But the Maya falling out just fell down on a lot of us feeling really fucked because then Ashley and I had to stay there and that we had to pay more rent. Like, we had to live in this house and now pay for her room space when she moved out for absolutely no reason because she didn't care about us. And it was just fucked. I mean, and so did Isabella, honestly. It was just fucked. But then Ivan moved in. Isabella moved out within one day.

But then Ivan moved in and then paid Isabella's fee. So it was like, Isabella. So thank God for Ivan. He is just. So great. Has a special place in my heart. So yeah, I don't even know. With Isabella, we just, people always ask why we aren't friends. Isabella and I just have disaligning morals and views on life. We are just two very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very different people. And I. Sorry. Would try. Okay.

My best. And I felt like my best was never good enough. And maybe she felt that way too. Some things happened with some boys too. Some boyfriends where I was like, what are you doing? I just never forget when I first met you and you were telling me things, beef that you two had. And I was like, that's not what a friend's supposed to do. I'm so confused. On both ends. I watched you both for so long. Even before you met her. I watched you both just be so cool.

I watched so much between you two. She just brought out a side of me that I just hated too as well because it's like when I'm triggered in like a fight or flight moment. Like it just, I don't know. I don't know. They're both crazy. But I love them both so much. For sure.

And I hate that. But that is how Ashley and I kind of became best friends, because I would always like cry to her. Like, why am I being treated like this? Why my best friend? And then she made me realize how a best friend should treat you. And that was kind of like the start of the end. And I don't know. I definitely like there are days where I'm just like, I wish we could like be civil. But you just you hear a lot of things that people do after you've given them the world and you're not a big fan of it.

And I don't know. I feel so... I just... I feel bad talking about the Isabella situation because I know we were friends for, like, fucking, like, eight years. And, like, I... Like, I... She did a lot for me when my childhood was really horrible. Yeah.

And I appreciate that. But I... We're just not... We're very different people and we're not meant to be friends. And our morals just don't align. So I don't know. But speaking of Ivan, literally the only thing I said to him that night was like, love you, but you being with Ashley did make me hate you. And that was a big thing too. Well, it made me hate myself. No, I mean, but that was a big thing with you moving out too. I just feel like we could have figured something out if he didn't have a lot of like, you know, like insight, like, or pressure on. Like, he's just...

He's not the best boyfriend. He's not the best human. Yeah, I don't think you guys belong together. And I've watched a lot of relationships too, like in the past, like even in high school. Like he's just not good with like girls and stuff like that. I want you back with Michael. I just don't think that you two are appropriate as a couple. Friends, everything works out fine. But guys, and I did not make this up today. I tweeted asking what people should ask us and several fans asked me to make this game.

So I've made a game for the two of you. And I want to talk about this game. Okay? Hi. I've made a list of some of my most memorable exes. I remember when you roasted me on TikTok. What did you say? What's my favorite letter? The letter X. Because also, he just doesn't know, like...

She'll call anyone her ex. It could be like, literally, our last mailman at our old house. That's my ex. Yeah, your ex-mailman. Well, like, we kissed one time, so I like my ex. No, fully. If we had one in-depth conversation one night, I swear he wanted to fuck me as his ex. If you fuck me 20 times, you're my ex. I don't care. I don't fucking care. I would fucking hope. I'm just saying, if you tell me you love me, you're my ex. If you tell me... But she'll also, like, fuck you once, be like, eh.

That's also true. Point being is I made you a game where I've listed all of my exes and I want you to both rank them from favorite or from least favorite to favorite. I love how you're saying I've made you a game as if your assistants weren't like making this happen. I think we should. Dana doesn't even know where to buy a whiteboard.

I don't think we should make two answers. I think we should debate on making it one correct one answer. No, but I feel like you guys all have different opinions. Don't you?

Maybe a little. I think maybe a little bit. If they get too similar, we'll morph it into one. Okay. But let's try. I think I want, what should you guys do? Each put your one and then your two and then your three and then your four? My favorite ex of yours? Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Oh shit, that's gonna cause some ruckus. Okay, let's talk about it actually. You did that with ease. With no question. Because I know my answers. So your favorite ex of mine is one that I actually never publicized. I love that man more than anything. I love that man more than anything. He's like, Rusty is my little brother. I haven't seen him give you crazy, crazy, crazy toxic traits or like put anything crazy bad onto you. No, I was the toxic one.

I know that. I fucked everything up. Yeah, like, I don't know. He's a normal guy. He's a photographer here in L.A. His Instagram now, what is it? I don't blame Rusty. Go stalk him. He's the best. Love him. He's the best. Please, please, please love me. Number two is Tyla. All of us. And I left him for Monson, and he would verbatim tell me all the time, you left a Bentley for a Prius. And, like...

Well, I mean, you know. I don't know. Lil Xan is your third favorite of all my exes? He fucking cheated on me. Fucking cheated on me. Oh, did he? But that's okay. Well, I mean, him and Chris are right there, so I guess they're like, you know.

Wow. I don't know. Like, they are both very interchangeable. If you want to, like, swap them, you can. I'm not going to argue. But, like, Lil Xan was, like, nice to me. Me and... You and Lil Xan are actually great friends. Yeah. Like, if at any time, like, just for Friendsgiving, he was like, I'm coming to see you and Ashley. Like, he... Xan loves you more than anything. And we would also travel with him a lot. So you guys really bonded. Yeah, yeah. No, me and Mr. Dieg would...

We were friends. Me and Chris haven't really like bonded like that. So I put him below that. They are almost on the same level. But like, I know Chris is a little more toxic, should I say, in the most cleanest way of explaining things. Yeah. You know, one of them is a little more popular on SoundCloud than the other. Lil Xan is anti. They love them both.

They are. And he is Steph. Anyways. Number five is Monson. Yeah. Monson was super sweet. Super old. Love Monson. You would tell me every day I'm with a grandfather. Like you'd be pissed. I would put Monson up towards like first or second because he's just a sweetheart. Great human being. Always made me feel like welcome in every situation that I was like, you know, when I was in a weird situation where he was there.

It was the age gap for me and also a lot of other weird little things that I'm sure a lot of people know. Like, I don't know, the whole... Stream karma. Stream karma. Yeah. Noah...

Noah. Noah. Love Noah. Super sweet. Super nice also as well. Has me blocked. Has you blocked. Probably doesn't even like me that much, to be honest. Maybe for number four. I forgot. There was an entire time where I remember... None of her fucking ex-girlfriends like me. Because they were very jealous of our friendship. I would always date girls who had a little bit of a jealousy tendency. I remember one Halloween you and I matched and I didn't match her and she...

She wanted his dad. Yeah. No, she wanted to kill me. I don't know. So, therefore, I put her in the middle. She's also a really nice girl, so I'd put her at the top. She has a great heart, so I'd put her at the top. But, you know, the fact that she hates me, I'd put her in the middle. Where I love to be in. I love to be in the middle. Why don't you just meet me in the middle? Why don't you just meet me there? You know what I mean? Miss BT. Miss...

I don't think you liked her for one day. Stupid fucking bitch. That's what I said. I don't think you liked Bella for one day. That was a joke. I'm not calling her a stupid fucking bitch at all, ever. Also a song. Just a song. Yeah, Mr. Karma July and stupid fucking bitch. Exactly. She just fucking hates me. You know, she had good intentions, I think, with Tana for the most part, but she just fucking hates me, so I put her as low as I possibly could. Brad is a using...

lying cheating manipulative deceitful whore and i don't fucking care about him and i hope if he you know got a little boop by like a little car um that'd be fine with me and i wouldn't look like i wouldn't link twice about it i'd be like yeah you deserve everything um jake paul i just don't even know what to say what say about him um our conversations have been hi hey hi um

I think in the entire couple years we were together, you went to his house one time. One time for, I think, Abby's birthday. Yeah, 100%. And you weren't even there. You're not a Jake Paul. I'm not a Jake Pauler. I've never been a Jake Pauler. And I don't know anything about him, so I can't talk. I don't know anything about him, so I can't talk about him. Fair. Kim said that once about someone else. Summer dim-a-dam, god-dam, hauling dumbass worth.

I hope he rots in fucking hell where he deserves to be at all times possible don't care I want to tell after this game I'm going to tell the summer story and I'm so excited because I'm ending the podcast are you going to like give it like yeah I'm going to give the whole story exactly why he should fucking rot in hell because he's a horrible human being he's what he's a horrible human being he is a terrible person I hope he fucking dies

Honestly, I couldn't agree. I mean, I don't wish that upon anyone but him. She went from little brother to I hope he dies. Period. Okay, wait, Omari. Omari, you want to do this and then we'll pee and then, yeah? Yeah. Okay. Here's your stack. I think Omari's going to be so different. I'm happy we did these both ways. Well, you can leave yours there because I have all the doubles.

I'm making Ashley and Amari play a game on the podcast where they rank my exes from favorite to least favorite. Okay, they're not. You got a four from Ashley like you were fourth from her number one. No, that's great. Are you kidding me? Rusty's number one? Rusty sucks. You want to say anything to the podcast, Chris Miles? Say hi. Oh, you guys are on the podcast right now? Yeah. Oh, what's up? I didn't say anything bad about you.

She said her favorite is Rusty, second favorite, Tyla, third favorite, Zan, fourth favorite, you. No offense! But Amari, oh, Amari's writing is. Yeah, because they're not sticking, so they're going to be faster. Amari's is worse. 100% worse. Okay, I'll call you after. Not even a bye. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Okay, Mario, let's talk about your list of favorite to least favorite. All right. We've got it on camera. Okay, so. Your favorite's Jake Paul. Fuck. Mine too. We're not going to talk about what, like, we're going to go from the bottom. First of all.

First of all, we have Summer at the bottom. Summer Hollingsworth. Augusta Hollingsworth. The way you know his real name. Duh. Duh. Duh. And it's social security. Just kidding. No, I don't. Wouldn't want to know either because that man got no... He got money mine. So first of all, I like him at the bottom most because he's worthless, scummy, piece of shit. His name is also spelled wrong.

And as it should be I decided because his name's summer to draw him down there lit on fire I'm just gonna tune in cuz I can't see it so and then at number nine we have Brad Sousa because I Mean you couldn't possibly be as bad as summer like yeah, he did cheat, but he oh I'd rather someone cheat on me than do what summer did

I don't even think 10 got into the fucking cheating that Brad did, but goddamn, maybe he should be at... No. Number 11, that's not even there. He's so fucking bad. I actually remember, though, at the time, well, basically, I caught Brad Snapchatting like 100 girls. I don't know if he ever physically cheated, and I remember my manager at the time was like, Snapchatting bitches, your dick isn't cheating. And my manager had his back. It was horrible.

No, no, no. And then it was also the night that we threw our cheating exes a birthday party. Yeah, we both threw a birthday party for both of our exes then later found out they both cheated on us. They had the same birthday and they both cheated on us. Hey! Hey, we know how to pick them.

Number eight, we have Noah Cyrus. Honestly, nothing in particular wrong with her. I just feel like she didn't necessarily care about your friends around you. And so I think that she'd text me or call me because she wanted to get a hold of you. She didn't piss me off or anything like that, but that just didn't sit right with me. She'd also pick her favorites. The one she could get to me the most with would be her favorite. And then we have Bella Thorne.

No way, Amari. Are you kidding me? She loves you so much. That's shocking. Yeah, no, I like her. She's at seven. I like her, but I also feel like she kind of...

I think she liked me, but it didn't sit well with me that she also thought something weird of Ashley. I don't know if that's the case either. Maybe she did like Ashley, but no, I do like her. I think she forms opinions in the first 30 seconds, and she's very strong on her opinions. And secondarily, I think she's just like me. I'm not hating, but she's jealous. The way her and I are made up, like six months ago, it would have been like, yeah, we're dead. No, I'm like... When I first met her, we were taking a Snapchat. We were taking a Snapchat.

Pre-gaming for life is beautiful. And she was saying, can I see that? And I was like, sure. Sorry, no one cares. She made her fucking sister. I was taking behind the scenes videos for Tana's music video. What was that music video? Oh, Hefner. Hefner. Hefner. I was taking behind the scenes of Hefner videos for you. And she's like, and...

Bella made her sister ask me to delete those videos because Bella hadn't seen them yet and does not approve of them period.

So I was like, her sister does still want me dead to this day. I actually, I can only hang out with Bella when her sister isn't around. Oh, I'm great friends with her. Her mom wished me happy Thanksgiving though, so shit. Me and Bella's sister, great friends. Me and Bella's friends, great friends. Me and Bella, never met her. But I have, I have, I have Bella above Noah because I think Bella encouraged you a little more to be a harder worker.

And taught me, like, the ropes of L.A. Actually... Bella did a lot for me. I switch seven to six. I think Chris Miles goes at six because Chris Miles encourages you to do absolutely nothing. No, honestly, honestly, I like... I like Chris...

Love him. Great guy. Nice to me. Nice to her. Nice to her. Nice to everyone around. But encourages you to do absolutely nothing. Yeah, to be depressed. For sure. For sure. The difference between me and Bella and Noah too is that with Bella, Bella was the man. The top. With Noah, I was the man. So it's a different vibe. I took care of Noah the entire time we were together. But with Bella, she took care of me. You know what I mean? You're gay, dude. I fucking knew it. Yeah. You're gay.

She's just such a caregiver. No, I mean... Okay, and then I have Lil Xan above Chris because... The way you both put Lil Xan who cheated on me. We're just saying. Because I feel like, one, you guys weren't dating. Second of all... We dated. I watched it. We were boyfriend and girlfriend. We did. She's like, we... No, we did. We did date. We dated. I watched it. You were probably also in other people's DMs like... I watched it. While he was like... Well, yeah, we both were just a little footy. She's like, we dated. But also, like...

No one cared that much. Y'all took a flight together. No, we dated, but we also were both very cheaty to each other. So you weren't dating. That's not dating. So it evens out to nothing. Nothing happened. Comment down below. If you're cheating on each other, are you dating? I only ever cheated on him because he cheated on me, but fair enough. Also, I don't think there was ever an official, anything public, or anything even behind the scenes. No, we dated privately. I only ever exposed that we dated after because I was sick. Because you wanted to say that you were dating...

Because that was... Psychopath. Anyways, then I have Mod Sun. Mod Sun, I have him at four. I didn't appreciate your guys' relationship together. Yeah. But... We know. I love, like, his sister, his... Him himself.

Sober. Like so nice. So caring. So like genuinely wants to be like how are you doing? That kind of thing. But way too old for you. Way too old for you. It's the old. And like what? Yeah. This is also like two years ago almost. So but now it's like

Which is so weird. You were like 20 slash 21. So I was like, why would you even want someone like in that big of an age difference? Like you're almost 30 and you're dating a teen almost? Or a teen? No, and obviously like even just upon... Because he has more face tats. And I was with... He has face tats, yeah. He does. But small ones. There's not too many. Small ones. And honestly, yeah, no, that's definitely the weird part. Like even at the time I was dating Bella, I was like 18. He was like about it. So it's like that part's interesting. But I'm also not...

I think he's just like a rock star who like grew up in a generation where it's like young girls are so hot. But like it's interesting. And then also like... That's why I'm happy he's with Avril now because it's like you have someone kind of in your age bracket. Any of us could come to him with like something exciting happening for us, whether it be like...

Oh, my God. Like, my shoes got here today. I'm so excited. Or, like, I landed, like, a big deal. Like, he'd be like, that's so cool. He would give a fuck. Like, he gave a fuck. He was, like, excited for you. Yeah. And not, like, just for you. He'd be excited for, like, your friends. No, he loved you guys. He's genuinely, like, a loving person. A people person. Yeah. No, and Maud's son would have, like, died for you both when we were together. So sweet. So amazing. I mean, it says a lot, the fact that Maud's son is above Bella in both ways.

Well, at the time when I dated Monta, that was why. Like, he's like, he's the best person. He was there for me through super. He's got a good heart. He's a people person. I'm very angry at our breakup and I always will be, but like our relationship, like good person. And I don't think I've ever said that. So, blessed. I have Rusty at number three. I think you love Rusty as a person, but not us together. Love Rusty as a person, not you guys together, because at the same time. But he's still got number three. One of those people that literally motivates you to do absolutely nothing. Like actually pulls you back.

Period. Pulls you back. Yeah, we love him. I'm done. With what? No, that's the problem. I date people. He's fun, but also don't ever ask me for weed. I'm so sick of you coming to my house. I'm going to air you out right here. Rusty always comes to our house and he's like, Kamara, do you have weed? I'm like, shut the fuck up. Stop with the dispo on the way.

Like I just want to say also none of these people on this list ever is anyone that should ever marry or stick with her Amazing people love them all so much, but none of these are long-term period also I'm remembering that I have rusty so high up on this list because I don't consider him any one of your actual exes Because Tyler's not a real ex

That's true. That's true. They're both people that I just like love. Yeah. Exactly. Tyler says we date him. That's probably why they're at the top because they're not like an actual ex. They're just

They were just there for a long time. That's why Rusty's so high up. Because otherwise, if they were actually dating, they had to deal with the trauma. They probably would be lower. She's like, Beyonce and I dated. Beyonce? Beyonce? Right. She's like, I fucked Ellen. Portia wasn't looking. It doesn't matter then. Holy shit. Who's your night? Tyla. So then we have Tyla.

Also really high up here because I love Tyla so much. We do. I love Tyla to death. Such a good human. Oh, both of your two is Tyla. Don't ever compare Yian to Jake Paul. It's the same fucking thing for me. Oh, it's not. Oh, it's not. Jake Paul, we have a number one. I'm great. I'm happy you liked his name. Amari's list resonates far more with mine than Ashley's. I just...

I just love Jake. Like, I've always thought he's always been so nice to me. You sound like Tana. I just love Jake. No, no, no, no. Because no one's motivated her to, like, get out of bed at 8 a.m., do anything. Like, that's what I like seeing. I like seeing, like, hardworking Tana, like, having fun. That's when she enjoys life the most, too. And she doesn't realize that because she likes to rot in bed till 6 p.m. No, obviously happiest I was with anyone was with...

That unfortunate motherfucker. Or right before him. Or right before him. I know he had me eating caviar. Like, shit. No, but he really, like, I saw a different side of her that made me, like, really proud of her. And I was like, oh, this is cute. No, I'll kill myself. And not even necessarily, like, because of him. It didn't make me happy because it was, like, him doing that. But I noticed, like, that was the best version of you was when you were with him.

Shit. Not the best. Just the best that Amari saw. I'm sorry, Jake. I'm sorry. Just the best that Amari saw. Yeah. I mean, once... Shit, we all love a private jet, too. Yeah, no. I mean, yeah, I think that... Yeah, I don't know. No. I love that. I mean, Ashley, this is brazen. You were just, like, your most, like, hardcore, like, YouTube self. Like, I don't know how to explain it. I appreciate people that motivate you, but, like...

You both just had very different experiences with him. Again, even though he is a guy, I think he did not... He was intimidated by our friendship. Mr. Jake, I never went to his parties or, like, went to Jake's anything period or was never around him enough to where he was, like...

like affect my view on him based off of you. And he was a cunt to you a couple times. I only, no, he was like fine. Like he was like a normal human being to me, but like, I don't know. I just got like, Tana coming home from Jake's, this is what I get. That's what I know. And that's what I have. But also, like look at this list. All of these men and women

She can manipulate. Oh, period. Very well. That's why Jake is my favorite though. He's the only man, he's the only person on this list. Who can out-manipulate me. Not out-manipulate you, but like give you a taste of your own medicine. And for you to like get like smacked by reality and be like,

No, I entirely. No, but no. Maybe I am crazy. So we put him at the top? Maybe like something did happen. No, I mean, I'm not going to like, that's why I fell so hard for him. I'm not saying he fell so hard for me, but it was that like, he was the only person I've ever met in my entire life who plays my game better than me. Like, you know what I mean? Who plays it at the same time as you? Like, no, I'll give it to him. Plays it better. Entirely plays it better. It's like, oh, you're going to do this? I'm going to fucking do this. And like,

Power over me. Like mama. No. No. He won. He won. I lost. I'll give it to him. It's like a game of chess. You can't say that out loud. And it shouldn't be a game of chess. It's true. It's very true. No one won unless you let them. It shouldn't be a game of chess, but apparently that's what this bitch likes. No, it should be a game of chess. It sucks. I just...

Like it's not, it's like, I like, I mean, for example, with Prince, like the reason why Chris and I broke up is because it was like two crazies don't make a healthy, two toxics don't make a healthy. I just said that on Jack and Jack's podcast. Someone just got it tattooed on them and tweeted me it. Two toxics don't make a healthy. Like that was too toxic. Whereas it's like Jake and I would have very non-toxic moments. But when we were, if I was being toxic, he'd out.

Don't do it. He'd double toxic. Not out-toxic you. He would double toxic you. But that put me in my place. So I'd be like, yes. Okay. I'm your bitch. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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- The two of you think that there's gotta be a king or a queen. But what I think that you guys need to realize is that a king's nothing without his queen. Like you guys are both like-- - Well he's not realizing that, he's happy, we're-- - Neither are you! - With this entire game being said,

The last thing I want to answer. We really tried to answer every question today. It's funny because I posted a TikTok the other day that was like when you're with your hometown ex, who's also actually not my ex, just like someone I fucked and loved and whatever.

But I posted it and I said, when you're with your hometown ex and you act like nothing ever happened, it was like me kissing him or whatever. He was like my prom date. He's like one of my best friends forever, whatever. I posted this TikTok with him. It's Biagio. And all the comments were like, where's Summer? Where's Summer? And then you guys just put him at 10. And it's really weird because our breakup, no one ever really knew why we broke up. We just did. You know what I mean? But what does Biagio have to do with Summer? Summer.

No, like, all the comments on Biagio's TikTok with me was that, like, where's, like, what about Summer? She's circling back as to why we put him there. Okay, okay. Yeah, so... No one knows. I've never told this story, and today I tweeted, what do you guys want us to talk about? And one of the bigger questions was, like, what happened with you and Summer? Can you finally tell it? Yeah. And...

I think now's the time. I've been afraid to tell it for so, so, so long. But basically, him and I were in a horrible relationship. He was just incredibly insecure. He hated everything I did. He did not want me to...

grow. He did not want me to gain fame. He wanted me to be like this hometown girl who lived with him, moved with him forever and whatever. And like at one point there was a lot of things he was doing that was super illegal that I didn't like. And like we just we started to fight a lot, whatever.

And it was super abusive and toxic. And probably the unhappiest and most toxic I've ever been in a relationship for a fact. I just posted a TikTok the other day talking about when I pretended to forget my phone passcode because a guy was going through it. That was him. And...

After like eight months of us being together, it got to the point where it was like, I'm choosing this life of being a YouTuber over you. Because when we first met, I wasn't a YouTuber or whatever. We also super trauma bonded because our best friend died. And it was like, oh my God, our best friend died. It was his best friend and my best friend. So it was like, we super bonded over that, which was just like...

looking back, obviously just such a trauma mom, whatever. And we were dating and then I started kind of blowing up as a YouTuber. So I'd go to an event like a playlist live. He'd accused me of cheating. He'd be really abusive, um, always. So eventually I started to cheat and that's not right. That's

that's not what you do but at the time it was just like oh you think i'm this and you're treating me and calling me all these names and treating me really horribly and like

me for a lot of money and like if you're gonna say I'm cheating okay I'm gonna cheat and it's like if you're using me for mad money and making me buy hella shit for you and like you know forcing me to fly out to you just to be like super emotionally and like psychotically abusive like shit okay bet and so I started kind of hooking up with other people shout out JC Kalen shout out Cody Co don't oh Jesus Christ and you leave both of those um she's like it was fun Kelsey just had a siege but no

No, I love Kelsey more than literally anything. They're getting married. They're getting fucking married. I love them. I'm just saying at the time, this is what was going on. And eventually he would put my thumb on my phone and shit and kind of caught me. And then that's when the whole passcode thing happened. I turned the thumb off. He like tried to get my passcode. I told him no. He went through my iMac, whatever. He was well aware of the fact that I was into other people who were treating me better and did what I do and were good people.

And I mean, I guess it's really not that long of a story. I eventually broke up with him because I wanted to be with someone else. And then he met up with me and he told me, and this was right after I'd had the biggest scandal of my life. And I think that when you have a really big scandal, it institutes a lot of paranoia in you. Like you never want to go through that again. You want to like grow. You're terrified of, you know, going from the whole world loving you to the whole world hating you. Now I'm well aware of cancel culture, but this was almost before like,

canceled culture was a thing. Oh, fully. So like people hating you felt like this is before I ever thought I'd be like a canceled ass bitch. Like, so it just felt like the end of the world. I maybe want to kill myself. I would do anything to avoid it. And he kind of knew that. And he really instilled on that fear. Like, if you're not going to be with me, if you're not going to treat me right, if you're going to leave me for someone else, I'm going to cancel you. I'm going to make everyone hate you. And I'm just young. And I'm so, I'm so afraid of that, like that power. I'm still bad with that, with people with power and shit. It's just like something that's very much in me. And,

And so he went through my phone. He took some screenshots of me texting other people saying, like, I don't want to be with him. I want to be with you. And we were broken up at the time, but I mean, whatever. And at the time in my bank account, I had sex.

And he told me he filmed an entire YouTube video, flew out, like, of canceling me. He went through my whole phone, got every bad text I'd ever sent, every sex I'd ever, like, had, every nude I'd ever sent, whole thing. And he filmed, like, an hour and a half long YouTube video. Like, you know what I mean? Just trying to ruin my life and trying to expose me on everything I'd ever been through. And so he shows up with the SD card with the video, and he tells me, and he has my bank account info, whole thing. And he goes, you've s***.

$1,000 in your bank account. If you don't give me $1,000 right now, I'm releasing it. And I was so terrified that this man forced me to go to the bank, take $1,000.

out of my bank account and give it to him. I had $1,000 to my name. You're lucky that was my burner, bitch. I had $1,000 to my name. I wish it was my fucking burner. I gen, that's what, people are always like, why do you have two phones? I'm like, because check this one out. That is so much money. That is multiple, multiple nice cars. No, he bought the nicest car after I obviously gave it to him. No, but like, that is so many nice cars. My rent that month was $1,000 and I remember having $1,000

and having to work my ass off, do everything in the world to even make rent to not be evicted, like whole thing. Like at the time I was forced to pay for some of my family's life and I couldn't. And so I was being like double blackmailed and he just, he thrived off of it, fully thrived off of it and then blocked me forever, took my money, like put a down payment on a house, bought a car and...

Yeah, I don't know. He's horrible to this day. And that's obviously why they want him dead. just as disgusting and a regular ass ew. No, for the rest of my life, I'll never forget being at that bank and imagine like you grew up with no money and you just like have to take out everything you've ever worked for and give it to someone. I saw him recently in like one of our... Did you? Where? One of our friend's photos. Oh, a photo. I thought you meant like in person, face to face. Someone pregnant that someone's new boyfriend

I actually just saw his best friend in Vegas this past weekend. Even seeing his best friend like triggered the fuck out of me. Who? Which one? C4.

Exactly. Saw him briefly. That's how I saw a photo of him. He popped up and I was like, ew. I felt so encompassing. And it's crazy because now, like after everything I've learned in life, but obviously it all takes a learning lesson with cancel culture. Like now if someone did that to me, I'd be like, go fuck yourself. Release the video. You're a piece of shit. But at the time, someone like instilling upon your like fear of that so heavily. You were really so scared for what?

No, I know. Like, you should just, like... Well, it's because I just went through that. Yeah. And I felt like everything I'd worked so hard for was going to be completely gone because of some dumb mistakes I'd made. It was scary. And he made me feel like leaving him was, like, a mistake. And, like, I was fucking that up so hard. And, like, I was going to fuck my whole life up. And obviously, too, when you grow up in a household that's horrible and you finally, like, make your way to, like, get out of it...

you will do anything. Trying to find family. Yeah, like you will fight for the rest of your life to make sure you never go back to that horrible place you were in and he completely like insulted on that. It was horrible.

So summer stay at 10 and I've never said this and people always ask why we broke up. And that is why we broke up because he blackened me to the core and ruined my life. And stole all of your money. And I had to spend like I had to spend like a year and a half really like figuring my life out because that. So every day I just woke up and I was like, I hate you. But I'm not going back to that shit. So I'm going to work hard. So yeah, suck a dick and die. And I'm finally happy to say that. And his dad was like a super hacker.

And I hope your white Mercedes explodes. That he bought with my money. His dad actually almost went to jail at one point for hacking one of their family, friends, Facebooks, and putting child porn in his messages and sent this guy to jail who never like... Touched child porn. Never would ever look at that. His dad sent someone to jail wrongfully for...

child pornography that he didn't do. Trigger warning, sorry. So here we are. So he'd always tell me like... No, so he'd always tell me that too. Like, I'll do that to you if you don't like whatever. So it was, it was not. She loves it. Look at the red velvet seat. She's a freak. You know, like... Shut it, bitch! No, die. Absolutely die. So that is why we broke up and no one's ever known that. So welcome back to cancel. It's so crazy that it's taken...

Like up until right now to actually talk about it when we've talked about it a billion times. I guess suck it, it can die, right? And that's how we're ending this first trio episode of Canceled. Hey, this is the longest episode of the podcast too.

We love you guys so much. Sorry. It's just like real friends just like can't stop talking. Like how many of them, you know? We just connect. How many fucking of them? Thank you for coming to this episode. I really hope you guys come back soon. This was like the episode that definitely made me the happiest. Well, duh. You two are my humans. I love you both. Go buy Ashley's OnlyFans. Go watch everything Amari does. I have an OnlyFans as well. Oh my. Why did I forget that? We shot together. Because he doesn't have.

by his titties. Like we shot together for, was it your birthday? We shot together for- It was your birthday. I'm going to hell for that. By their OnlyFans. Check out their YouTube channels. They are my best friends until the day I die. And if you ever think that any of us would be friends, you have us twisted. Weirdos. Thank you for coming back to this episode of Cancelled. Hey! Muchos besos. We love you. Animoja is cancelled.

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