26: Episode 26: Tana's Ex Hacked Her Netflix Account with Imari
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Look how good my life is. So what else? Cancel me. Tanimotio is cancelled. Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. You're gathered here today in holy matrimony with Brooke Schofield and Amari Stewart. Yes, we are all getting married today. That is the thing. Hello people. How are you? Today we are just... It's an interesting day. Tana tried to cancel on me. Yeah, I really... You did? Well, I didn't try to cancel. I've just been going through it. There's a lot going on in life right now that's...

Super ass! I made her cum. That sounded so... Yeah, that sounded awful. Sorry. Brooke's wearing my shirt. I am wearing your shirt, but you need to just honestly...

She would have never known that if I didn't tell her. Oh, no, that's actually so true. Also, what I think is funny, too, is how you were talking about, like, you leave your clothes and you're like, oh, I'll never get it back. So imagine, like, every time that, like, your stuff got left at our house, you're like, honestly, fuck her. I'm just going to take something of hers because I know I'm never getting that back. That's kind of how it happens. I've had times, I wore a hoodie over to your house one time. I remember this so vividly. I wore it over there. It's Tana's, by the way. And she was like, oh, my God, I love that hoodie. Like, she had never seen it before in her entire life. And I'm like, oh.

Oh, thanks. No, you walked in today and I was like, Brooke bought a cute top. Yeah. Like, it's literally mine. I can't. No. So, well, we've been moving. And just now our podcast producer was like, I like your shoes. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm really happy because we've been moving. And I just found these. Why would I show the bottom? That's so disgusting. And I just found them. I haven't had them forever. They were, like, on a shelf. And then Amari was saying. Oh, okay, okay. So, basically. Okay.

I feel like when you have, like, a slide that you love, like, it's just, like, your go-to slide. Like, my black Gucci slide is my go-to slide. I'll take it everywhere. It's like having a sleeping t-shirt. Exactly. Like, it's just, like, the easiest one. I can leave it at someone's house. Like, I just, like, it just goes with everything. So then when we first moved into this house, like, probably, like, seven, eight months ago, like, I was wearing these while we were moving into the house. So I know for a fact they made it to the house. I wore them for a couple times, like, while we lived in the house. And then all of a sudden, Taylor's closet organizer comes and poof!

Well, I mean, and honestly, bless your heart, Janelle. You are so good at organizing closets. But like, we were going through the top of the closet last night. We were like all trying to whatever. And I found just like eight pairs of shoes. I was like, what made you think the Yeezy Croc needed to be with like the dust mites? And I was like going insane too. Because like, I was like, I know for a fact these slides are here in this house because we moved with them. Like I know for a fact in this house, but why are they nowhere to be found? I looked in the top of her closet multiple times, standing on top of a chair, like jumping, jumping, trying to see the top of the closet. I'm like, they're not there. Where the fuck are these slides? So I was like,

The one thing I want to find in this move is my black Gucci slides and we are tearing this house apart We are going to find them. No, we all said they show up last night screaming and we were like screaming It was actually amazing. Well speaking of slides. I have a special pair of slides So yeah, I'm already just now was saying is a special pair of slides and Brooke was like you need to and I'm thinking to myself like no you don't and then I months ago

And they're not even just like regular slides. They are like unreleased Diplo Crocs slides. I feel like they were released. They were probably released. They were 100% released. Like, what do you think Diplo has like? But like, I just, I feel like I could never get them again. And like Diplo sent them to me. I was so excited. Anyways, Brooke. She's like, he personally handed those to me. I know, that's what she always says. It's so funny. I remember one time I put on like a tank top and I was like, oh, I just don't think I look good. She's like, that's unreleased.

skin. It's like fully released. Listen to this. Listen to this because you're going to get a fucking kick out of this one. So I don't know if you guys know the story, but back during Christmas, like she got me a Dior saddlebag. She got my mom like a Louis Vuitton speedy and like she had Paige go get the bags one day and then like everything happened. Like

It got stolen. Like, I found out that my gift was, like, something from Dior because the guy, like, the Tesla took a picture of the guy with the bags. And, like, I knew she was getting me on a Louis, like, a Louis purse. Which is so annoying. And then the other bag was, like, a giant Dior bag. But I didn't know, like, what it was, though. And Tana was like, oh, my God. Like, let's just, like, your gift unreleased. Unreleased. Irreplaceable. No, no, no, no. That's not what I said. That is what you said. That's what you said. That's what you said.

That's what you said it's a thing. I was never. And then, and then, and then she's like, Paige has to go back tomorrow with the exact same stuff. I'm like, okay, so if it's unreleased, one, how did you get unreleased? I meant like newly released. Like, like, like show me the back.

Exactly. No, and then walking back in the next day, being like, can I get the exact same thing again? Unreleased. We have two set aside just for you. We had a feeling this was going to happen. We had a feeling you were going to get robbed today. Things have been a little rinky in LA. Dude, it gives you the same energy. What's the... No, we have to stop. No, we have to stop. No, we have to stop.

I'm just not- - You know what I'm gonna say. - I don't even know what you're gonna say, but we're done. We're actually ever so literally done. I was trying to say it was newly released. The point of this fucking story is that Brooke stole my slides. I walk into Lila's the other day and she's kicking them under the couch.

So that I can't get them back. I know she's going to take them back, but I've broken them in. They're like suited to my feet now. And then we're all about to go to like Tart CVS, something, whatever. And Brooke's trying to leave like barefoot. Because she doesn't want to get my fucking slut.

out from underneath the fucking couch. No, the concept of seeing you like kick them under, though, being like, shit, shit, she's here, she's here, fuck. She slid them back up. Because it's very recognizable they're one of one, so. Unreleased. They have specially made for her. I'm going to DM Diplo myself and say, can we get a second pair of the Crocs? Honestly, do it. Honestly, Diplo, please, can you send like a hundred? Wes, Wes, baby. Wes.

She's like, he gave those to me after he asked me to be in his new song. After he proposed. Okay, you are not, the whole podcast is not about to be, I can't, I can't do it today. I'll have an actual break down. No more Tana slander. I'll just break down. We should just start called Tana's Fun Fibs. Let's start writing them down. So he is still going. No, we're not still going. Don't worry. Okay.

That was such a fun direction. New podcast name? No, honestly, I'm just going to leave and Amari can sit here and you two can host this fucking goddamn fucking show, okay? It's okay. Listen, it's Tana Mongeau is canceled. We can talk about whatever you want to, baby. I don't want to. I don't want it to be Tana Mongeau's.

Yes, there are diplo gibbets Did you were you just over one day and then you're like I Probably wore them home one day. I was wearing like heels or something just so you know every time I've ever worn heels to Tana's house They just disappear or so I'm

Even if I wanted to wear my own shoes home, I couldn't. Now they're on her Depop. One time we were going somewhere and Tana was wearing my... We have completely different sized shoes. So it was like she was wearing them only on her toes. The black heels. Me. I was wearing my shoes. And her foot... Like half of her foot was hanging off the top. That's so embarrassing. No, it's okay. One time Lila texted me. I think I was at Ty's. You guys were going out, but you guys were at our house getting ready. And she texts me like...

can I wear your pandas blah blah blah blah blah blah and I was like yeah it's fine but I was like I don't think they're gonna fit she was like they were already on her feet she sends me a picture it's like or no she sends you the picture with them on and goes can I wear your pandas I was like well you're already wearing them so but Lila's feet are significantly bigger than mine so like I'm surprised Lila did that yeah and I was like how the fuck did you get that on the other day she came here in her new like little like easy croc things and she walks in and I kid you not she's like limping like like can't walk

They're like a size six. And I'm like, what's wrong? And she's like, these are five sizes too small. I have to give them to Paige. I was like, why'd you get them? Oh my God. Right. Like you put them on at Pretty Little Thing and we're like, yeah, exactly. Like down. Melrose like, eat her, eat her, eat her. Like, oh my God. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Can I ask your guys' opinion on something? Of course. Yeah.

Okay, and I want you to be like actually ever so literally. I am insane. That's my phrase of the week right now, ever so literally. So I've had my exes, my ex Chris Miles, did you see that? Someone... I keep wanting to say these two girls. I'm still completely unsure. I can't tell, like, I think it's one girl who played both parts. Wait, what are we talking about? Have you seen it? Oh!

How long was that? Was it like a full 40 something minutes? No, no, no. It was two minutes and 30 seconds. Okay, yeah. I watched that. That was so fucking funny. Shout out to you girls. And the girl imitating me is just like being like, Chris Miles, Chris Miles, Chris Miles. And I'm like, I have to be stopped. Like, I cannot. I'm sorry to cut you off. No, go ahead. But the funniest part about it is she told a story.

Or like, like she made like made up this funny story and she was, I forget what it was, but. So literally me. But before she put it out before our most recent podcast came out. And then I watched back the episode yesterday during like the premiere or whatever. And you told the exact story that she was like making fun of us for like. What was the story about? God, I wish I remember. I wish we could like play it or something, but.

It was like we should have reacted to it. Oh, it was something like this rapper was texting me and Chris Miles saw it. And like all of a sudden she was just like a Wednesday. Yeah. She was making fun of Tana. But then like Tana really told that story. It was funny. But well, OK, so I hate to say the forbidden CM, but I have to tell a quick little. Oh, I just want your advice. So as you guys know, I've been actually not. I did notice that indulging in Chris Miles. By choice or is that his choice?

I think it's my choice. I think it's our choice. She's like, Chris, if you're out there. If you're watching this, please give me another chance. No. No.

No, but so we actually haven't been whatever we both been like doing our own thing or whatever. And I've had his Netflix right on the TV downstairs. And it was like him, his sister Michaela, and like his mom and like another like just a guest account. And those were all the users on it. Right.

And so the other day I log into the Netflix and this was when Joey was here. One of the names was changed to Joey with like a funny, weird, like little icon on the Netflix. He's so funny for that. But like, do you think he did that? Or do you think I'm just saying? Yeah, I know he did that because I've done that two separate times. She's like, because I did it, he had to have done it. No, it's just like, I feel like that, like, that's just like a funny thing to do. Cause like,

That's just like, what other? Who did you do that with? Didn't you have Joe's HBO Max? No, he has mine. Oh, okay. And so one time he like had me blocked for like a little while. Like the code names on the podcast. That's so funny. We loved it. One time he what? We hadn't talked in like a couple months or something. And so I changed his name to text me back. It's okay. One time she was texting Chris through Lyft.

Dude, so funny. Second time I did it, it was an ex-friend had mine and she was using my HBO. So, and she had her own account. It was like her name and I changed it to something like questionable. The other day, Lila was talking about like some guy. What was it? Would you change your name?

The other day, Lila, like, is, like, texting me or calling me about, like, some guy, whatever, issues with the guy. And she, like, blocked her. And she's like, but I'm texting him off a Google thing right now, like a Google number. I was like, don't do that. Don't do that. Just leave him alone. Someone needs to sedate her. She uses Google Voice all the time to text people who blocked her. And honest to God, it's fucking genius. I actually don't get blocked very often, but there are a lot of ways to do it.

Harry Jowsey released a sex tape. Okay, where are people seeing this? Where are people hearing of this? Because I've heard nothing. It's been quiet. Harry is sick to hear that. What a bummer. You know, he was expecting like a Jay Alvarez response. No, Harry is sick to hear that because he's been promoting with his every last little thing. Really? Yeah, he's been like promoting it. And then I was trying to find it everywhere on the internet. I couldn't. I found all these websites. Just Brooke. Okay.

She's like, wait, we have a sex tape? Oh, shit. No, I would love to see you watch it and compare. I would love to do that. Honestly. And we just play it on the canceled podcast. No, but so he was promoting and promoting and promoting. Is it on OnlyFans? Yeah, it's on OnlyFans. I haven't seen it. But apparently it's like he's fucking someone in the shower and then his phone is outside the shower and it's like you can just see their silhouettes through the glass, I guess. Okay.

That's not a sex tape. An artsy sex tape? Right. That's a production. But like, no, but beyond that, like, don't you think if I did that, people would be so mad like you fucking scammer. If I was like, I have a sex tape and then it was just like. For sure. But that's, I mean. But people are hooting and hollering for Harry's. I don't even know. Are they? Who's hooting? Like I said, it's been quiet. I want to see it. Who's it with? I feel like I remember him saying who it was going to be with. It's another OnlyFans girl. I think her name is like G.

completely made that up though I just want to let everybody know I'm sure it's great he's like hot I really want to release a sex tape at that point and I know I say that all the time and it's like that I'm sure the fucking I feel like it's overdone at this point I just want to do it so lately I've been encountering some honkers and it's like you have to release a sex tape tomorrow who would you make it with name names besides that one um

Come on, give the people what they want. Name names. I don't know. What am I? They're tired of this. You go first. Give me, like, let me. Matthew McConaughey. Is he married? Adam Sandler. Is he married to me? Well, he's married. Matthew McConaughey isn't, right? I think. Obama. Obama.

I'm sorry. We have actually had this conversation before because that is a really smart one. Like, you know what I mean? Although Michelle might not. But I'm more so wondering if I were to ever do a sex tape, if it should be with someone iconic or if it should just be like, look at me slobbing on this knob. Yeah, maybe you want him to just be like a spot filler that no one's going to remember. Like what if he was in a ski mask?

She's like, what if he broke into my house and fucked me? She's like making a whole porn. What if he delivered me a pizza and came inside me and stuck in the dryer? I'm stuck. I miss our joke. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt and I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Oh, me and Brooke used to do that all the time. Almost to kind of like, let's say we were like...

I have to stop saying my like five phrases again. One of them that's so embarrassing is finessing a billionaire. But I'm saying me and Brooke will be there with the guy and we'll just be like, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. What does that even mean? I don't think that was even the context of our joke. Oh, do you mean like... Like in porn, like how your stepsister's stuck in the washer. So specific. How did she get in the washer? Yeah, how did you get in the washer? Shit. Where did that even come from? And why is stuck porn hot to me?

To people. I don't know. Wait, wait. That's your new trick in bed. Imagine I'm in bed writing a book and I'm like, hold on, put me in the dryer. Right. So I just asked Hannah about this and I want to know what your thoughts are. Have you heard that kinks are hereditary?

I haven't heard that. So if you have like a choking kink, like so does Debbie. Debbie is his mom. I don't even want to think about. I don't want to sexualize Debbie. I'm sorry about that, Debbie. I don't really think I have any like particular. Debbie's going to be sick about that one. I'm sorry.

Oh wait, I didn't mean to. I was just trying to make it relatable. No, I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. My mom's just overdramatic. Everyone knows this. It's no secret. But like it's so true though because like my mom loves like ugly guys. That's like one of my like funny little things I love. Oh my god, my parents liked drugs. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. Drugs being a kink. People are like, what's your kink? She's like, ooh. Percocet. Imagine.

I don't even like Percocets. I'm serious. That's good. Oh my God. But no, I didn't know that. That's weird and scary. Speaking, I guess, of scandals, my personal favorite of scandals past is a good Facetune fail. You are known for a good Facetune fail. I actually haven't had like a crazy Facetune scandal in a while. I like feel like my next pick I need to just like

extra warp adore yeah maybe you should do that like how Kim Kardashian will just like erase her whole hand just to like cause a stir like I'm gonna patch off don't give her any ideas no I'm gonna have one ear in my next photo I promise I wrote something about that somewhere oh edits out entire arm from recent Instagram photo is the original did you see that TikTok I sent like in our group chat of Jordan Woods

Like, how, like, in the comments, like, everyone's talking about how, like, so it's a close-up video, like, of her face, and she's, like, talking about some package, whatever, from Beyonce, whatever. And the door behind... A casual package from Beyonce. Right, she's like, I lost this two years ago. I'm like, your life is so fucking hard. Like, oh, my God. Like, your Ivy Park package got lost at your mom's office. It did. That is tough. Anyways...

Her face, like she's using some app that like Facetunes your face like on video and the door in the back, I'm not kidding, is like, I have to show you. Can I be honest with you? I just discovered that app. It's called Pretty Up. It's the new Facetune, new face app, whole thing. You can complete. When you see this, you're gonna die. I just get scared. Like I Facetune. Okay. I definitely Facetune. But I have like a serious fear of someone seeing me in person and being like, huh? Yeah.

and see if I possess that fear, I would be in a good place. - Well, the good thing about you is like, you have so much like raw unedited video footage of you available online that it's not like anybody's really being like swindled. - You're like, look at me right now. - But like, you know those girls who you see them in person, you're like, is that her? - Okay, okay, okay. I found the TikTok and you need to just view it like briefly. Just look at the door in the back, wait. - Jordy. - Look at the door, Jordy.

What happened? That's so crazy. I watched this whole thing and I didn't notice that. I didn't notice. I clicked the comments because I wanted to see if people... And then everyone's like, that door, that door. And it's like... How is that happening? It works up and down. Like, it's just going. I want to know the app, though, that's like where people make their ways smaller in videos. Is that it? Yes. How much does it cost? It's free. Oh, great.

We're all in trouble. And there's another one called Soda. I got put on the other day. Usually, a lot of them are legal in the United States for good reason. Because of people like you. She got the law passed. I'd like Kim Kardashian to become a lawyer, like, specifically to get that law passed. No, that's what you have your lawyer fighting for. You're like, I want equal rights! At the lip quivers, I mean. What would you say my worst Facebook scandal was? Okay, well...

Prior to shooting the podcast, we were talking about one photo in particular of Tana that Brooke hasn't seen yet. And I know y'all bitches have seen it because she thought she ate. She thought she ate. Basically, I need to show you this photo because it's this photo of Tana sitting on a swing. I took the photo, actually. It's so funny because it's like, to me, it's like a mystery because I've seen it commented about so many times. What do you call it? A folklore? It's like folklore. Because it's like...

People are always like, remember that swing photo? Like, it's just nowhere to be found. The swing photo. The swing photo was the first time I really just tried out Refine. Oh, no. This was right when Facetune, like, came out. So, I found the photo. I don't want to show it to you, but it's also so funny to me that you can just Google, like, Tana Mongeau on swing. Like, as if it's, like, I don't know, like...

Like mermaid sighting. Like big foot spotted. I mean the same thing really. Please look at the photo. Look at her arm. Look at the swing. Look at the bags. Like the string of the bag. What? And everyone's like girl, girl, girl, girl. There's no way. And this is also my little sister's homecoming photos. Like Tana's over in the corner like get me. Really cute. Really cute. Really cute.

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And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

In my opinion, my worst one today is the... I was at the People's Choice Awards.

Oh, the one where people just did the like back and forth, the red lip, red dress. Yes. Oh, that was really bad. Have you seen that one? I don't think so. Hold on. There's also one- Well, to be fair, I screenshotted a fan edit and the fan already edited me because y'all got me. And then I went and I edited the fuck out of the fan edit. Oh, no. So it was just so bad. That's the problem though. You really wouldn't be that clockable if Tana didn't literally get the photos from Google herself.

So she'll Google like Tana Mongeau and then find paparazzi photos and then edit those. And I'm like, anyone can find the original. She's like screenshotting her Getty and like warping the Getty watermark. She is. I have. I have done that. If anything, though, you can look at that as noble honesty because that means I am unafraid for the public to Google and find the original. She said, I'm a real bitch.

People keep tagging me in those on Twitter. They'll be like, they'll do the before and afters of my photo. I'm like, okay, well, what are you trying to say? I never said I don't edit. I love editing my pics.

Wait, what? There's also one photo that we went crazy on one time. It's so dark. It is so, so, so dark. And I will say, like, when I had this scandal, I realized I can't ever act like this. I'm not saying I'm like, I don't still have my days where I get a little hootie with my face tuned. But I will say, like, I learned a valid, valuable lesson from this scandal this day. Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh my god. See, that's why I can't go to events. Wait, that's also one thing that's so funny. I mean, that's not actually what. I'm just not invited. What I also think is so funny about Tana is like, say it's like a group photo. So then it's like, oh, like some people don't Facetune like as heavy or some people don't do like that much or like, but like she loves like sometimes she loves a good cartoon. But then like she's like, a sim if you will. But then she'll like to cover it up by making everyone else look like cartoons. Literally every single person looks like it's like a fan.

art drawing. I'm like, why do I have lashes? Like, what's going on? No, one time I posted a photo of me and Ethan from Shameless and I like edited myself and keep in mind, Ethan is perfect. Like, there's nothing he needs but sometimes you're so...

- Yeah, you don't. - That you gotta like, I am, so I put like a little face app on him just a little bit and he texts me and he goes like, "That's not me, like what did you do to the photo?" And I was like, "Ethan, I hate to break it to you." - That's why I get scared to send her, like she obviously wants to edit herself in a photo that I'm gonna post of like the two of us, but I always, I edit it first or I just edit it myself and like post it. 'Cause I know if I give it to her, then all of a sudden she's gonna send it back. She looks like a little string bean. And I look like I'm her dove.

That's funny. I feel like... Her duff. Also, one thing I want to talk about. Her duff. I feel like I'm speaking on behalf of the guys or the girls that just don't wear a lot of makeup or don't put on glam, things like that. But it's so funny to me. I feel like other people feel this way. Like when...

on Instagram or guys, it doesn't matter, are using like pretty bitch one, two, three, like the filter. And then it's like they have lashes and like, but like on like their stories. Yeah. Like, you know how it's like a face holder that just like puts like makeup on you. But then you'll have like someone in it that like doesn't do that. Like then you're like, you're like recording yourself or whatever. And you like put it over to like, like with Bryce. Yeah. Like I,

And all of a sudden Bryce has like lipstick on, lashes. It's like, why would you post that? Like, come on. He gets like a full cute baby face. I know, exactly. I'm like, why would you do that to me? I catch Hunter all the time. Hunter has like a beard and it's like there's like a lip filter over the beard. It's like highlighter on his nose bridge. She did one at the club the other night where she filmed literally it was only a guy. And so that means like she had no intent to film herself at all and she still swiped all the way over to cute baby face. What?

Oh my God. I think my thumb just goes there. And then it just gets posted. Lila does that all the time too. She'll be on live and then the face filter will go to me and I'm like, I'm getting out of this live, okay? Because I just feel uncomfortable right now. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in the face at the Oscars. He merely rocked his... Can you tell me what you guys think about that?

I just feel like people aren't going to like what I have to say. It was iconic. It was hot. Hit that motherfucker. Oh my God. See, I don't know how I feel about it because I will stand behind Will Smith. Okay. He's taught me everything. I would have been like, I know. But then, but then I also see the side of it. That's like, okay, it's comedy. Like you, we shouldn't put any limitations on comedy because then it's like, everybody's going to get offended. Everybody in that audience was,

someone's wife, someone's husband, someone's daughter, someone's, you know, like there's, I think it was a low blow. Like, cause she had like to her medical condition. Like it was, yeah, I definitely do get that. Like the way her face drops, she probably is just like very upset about that or insecure about that or whatever. Cause you could see it really upset her. And I think it was more just like a protective instinct of like, don't like, it was to me, it was like that he laughed about it at first and then he didn't. But what I will say from the other side of it,

I don't know if you remember when I had that like extreme hair loss situation that was happening. And it's like, oh, how funny, but like it's so emotional. Oh my God, you know? It was like, it was after a couple months after I first had COVID and my hair was falling out in enormous chunks. Like I have videos I'll show you, but it's so emotional to lose your hair because it's like,

that's like the thing that makes you feel pretty and like it takes so long to grow hair. So it's like if you lose your hair that's like the worst thing ever. Me bleaching it all off. Yeah me bleaching it all off and then I'm in the mirror like

One thing I'm confused about, though, because I don't know, like, a ton about the situation, but I saw, like, on TikTok, like, people, like, memeing together, like, her saying, like, oh, I don't give a fuck what you say about my bald head or something. Like, she's, like, owning it, right? Yeah, that's what I think that he probably just thought that they could take it because, I mean, Jada and Will are both so funny and known for, like... I was going to say, like, the funniest family on Earth. Exactly. So I think that he probably just thought, like, that that was fine. I get both sides of it, for sure. Yeah, obviously, like, obviously all jokes aside, like, violence isn't the answer, but, like,

And at the Oscars and shit. Could you imagine being Millie Rocked by Will Smith? I know. I'm digging. In honor, maybe. Like, holy shit. Like, I think it was, like, a little selfish, though. Like, the other, like, it kind of took away from everybody else who was, like, celebrating them. Yeah, I saw some Twitter photos, like, all the other, like, iconic moments that happened. And I was like, like, no one. Nobody was talking about anything else except for that. Like, yeah, that is kind of, that is kind of wild. I want to get slapped by Will Smith, low key.

You're on some kinky shit. I just want to be adopted. Oh, that's true. I'm his long lost son. Oh, you're his long lost son. Little black. Amari Smith. It sounds good.

Right, it flows. I really just inhaled a hot and spicy, like it was like actual oxygen. I ate a Chipotle burrito in one bite. That's Coachella's in two weeks. And in the last 24 hours, I've had Taco Bell and McDonald's. Dude, this is going to be our last episode to come out before Coachella.

Really? Should we discuss? I am so excited for Coachella. I'm so excited for Coachella. It's really funny right now seeing like the lengths everyone is going to to try to get an artist pass. Oh, you don't know the things I'm going to end up having to do for an artist pass. I thought mine was secured. You think a train ran on you? You're like, I'm going to Coachella.

Straight to Palm Springs. All the Spitzes just flew out. Swear. But I was like, I was like, not bragging, but I'm like, everyone else is worried about their artist passes. And I'm like, good thing I have mine. And then it just got swept out from under me. Who are you going to get one from? Moe. Oh, okay.

Wait, and then? And then he said they're really hard to come by this year. Mo, you're so handsome and smart and successful, and I forgive you if you can't get me one. She's like, but the weather in Palm Springs is beautiful. But I just won't be able to go because, like, all my friends have artist passes and I don't. So, like, if by any miracle you happen to come upon an extra one. By any miracle if you happen to come upon the canceled podcast.

I'm going to send this clip. She starts gaslighting him. She's like, you're going to leave me, a little woman, alone in Palm Springs. A woman? Yeah, me, a woman. That actually happened at Coachella. I forgot about that. I feel like he'll never forget. That was my last Coachella, though. Like, crazy one. That was the last? Yeah. Wow, same. It's been a minute. That's so crazy. I'm nervous. Coachella is just, it's a different, it's a different breed. The way everyone acts.

Happiest place on earth. I can't imagine anything in the world better than Coachella. I just love the weather. And then just like the three days of vibes. Well, what sucks is like leaving and you like can't breathe, you know? Oh, I just get so cold. Oh my God, my little popcorn lung gonna burst in the desert this time. Oh my God. Absolutely. I'm just excited because we were friends last time, but we didn't go together and didn't see each other at all. We saw each other for like two seconds. We weren't as close. Yeah, no, not at all. But yeah.

It's just exciting. I've never gone to Coachella in a big group either. I've always only gone with one friend. Really? Actually, I just made that up. I just lied for no reason. It's so much fun as a big group because the pregame, everyone's getting ready. People are getting glam over there. People are taking pictures out there. People are putting on their outfits. It's just like there's so much...

Like the vibes are high. I just love, I wonder like since it's been so long too, it's not like you have like, there's no one like that's, you can't look up like Coachella fashion or like get inspiration or anything because it's like it was three years ago. 100%. I feel like the fashion this year is going to be like vastly different. Oh yeah. I think it's way more laid back. We were talking about this the other day. I don't think it's going to be costumey at all. Yeah, I looked at Isabella and I was like, what do I wear to Coachella? And she goes, not a costume. Yeah.

Valid. Yeah, I think I want to give like...

Hailey Bieber. Obviously, Dollar General Hailey Bieber. Well, my thing is I'm bringing, there will be a jacket with me every single day because that's how I ruin my Coachella experience every single time is being freezing cold at night. It does get chilly at night. You know how insufferable I am when I'm cold too. That's like the one thing. A little tequila shot could warm you up or even honestly, when I found Fireball honestly warms you up sometimes which is like so obviously disgusting and like awful but like I just drink until there's no temperature at Coachella. Like I'm not gonna lie.

I'm so excited. Imagine Ari. Like, I can't wait for Ari at the City Girls. Oh, City Girls are playing? The City Girls are playing at Coachella. Ari's going to football. I know, and it's like, Billy's there. Like, I just feel like it's so good. It's such a good lineup. Is Kanye still performing at Coachella? Remember when he said he, like, wasn't if Billy did or whatever? Oh, shit. Like, whatever the fuck. Yeah. Imagine Billy being like, well, sorry. Yeah. So funny. So exciting. Yeah.

She probably loves it. She's like, he's so fucking impressed over me. I would honestly, I would eat that shit up if Kanye and I were beefing online. Right. It would be so fun. Although, there's no, like, sub-genre of people more scary than Kanye fans. Yeah, that's so true. They are actually very scary. When I, like, see, like, even, like, their comments on, like, Billy's posts and shit, like, after everything was happening, I was like, these people are fucking crazy. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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What do you guys think the most annoying part of your body is to shave? My gooch. My asshole. Yeah, like that area. And then have you guys ever tried nearing? I feel like this is something like I love to talk about. You could probably teach us a lot about shaving your asshole. I...

You just called me a faggot? No. No, but this is a real concern of mine because it doesn't matter what angle I come from. I have not perfected it. What's your angle? Sometimes I like like an straight like, you know, like you're just like. I'll do like a full sumo squat on the ground. Okay. Okay. So I'm. What's that? I have one. I have one. Oh, I'll take it.

Just frisbee it. Oh, I love you. Thank you. So, basically, we got a hot and spicy on the set. Today's video is sponsored by McDonald's. I wish. Arrived. Arrived. So, basically, what I'll do is, like, well, obviously, I'm really flexible, so, like, if I wanted to put my leg up on the wall, like, I literally could. I can, too, but it's just, like, maybe it's the razor I'm using. What razor do you use? Well, I use a men's Gillette 5-blade razor.

I like the Venus ones with the little bars of the shaving cream. No, because then I can't get them close to my asshole. You should get a spread. The best razors. No, I can, but you got to really get in there. The Dollar Shave Club. Not like the literal hole. That's the one I use. Dollar Shave Club, the six blade one. So good. No, I think that is the one I use actually because I started ordering them on GoPuffs.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And you can get them like literally like Walgreens, CVS, like dollar shape. But actually, so basically what I'll do is like, cause I don't really have to like shave my whole ass. I like, I don't really grow like I like there's some hair, but what I'll do is like, I have like my manscape tremors and I'll just like go over my ass. But of like some, like any, like, yeah, we love manscaped. I did a manscape brand deal too. Um,

But the shit's actually good. So I'll take the trimmer, like, go across my ass, like, down. A little lawn mowing. Just, like, to get, like, literally any, like, tiny hairs off. Like, just, you know, just to be, like, extra bald, you know? And then, like, once you get to, like, the, like, crack area, what I'll do is I'll, like, take the razor and I'll go, like, down, like, as close to, like, the asshole as possible. Like, down, down, other side. And then what I'll do is I'll turn the razor the other way, like. Yeah, you gotta hit it. And then, like, you gotta, like, get in there and go.

- Why is this? - Yeah, that's what I, I've been, that's too much information. We'll talk about it later. - You know what's really hard too? Just like really getting in the pussy lip. - Yeah, see, I don't have trouble with, I really don't have trouble with that. I'm the most grateful to not be summoned. I think razor burning is honest, I think razor burn is like hereditary or something. 'Cause I don't think I've ever had like a problem with that. - I get razor burn if I like really don't have a hash. - But I can shave every day and I won't have a problem.

But it's just like it's just the mechanics of it. I can't remember how it worked out. Have you ever tried like naring? No, but does it burn? Well, if you leave it on too long, yes. And then also I got this other stuff like so first I started with nair and then I switched to this other stuff that I saw on TikTok. Like some it was like a porn star had recommended it. Like it was like it's called like bare bombs. We need to ask Animal Princess what she uses to shave her asshole. You know exactly. Her asshole looks great. You know how nair is like lotion?

Yeah. This shit's like a like a bomb like a paste almost like like you could take like a stick like a wooden like popsicle stick and like spread it on you and it doesn't smell bad it doesn't hurt at all like nary I feel like can start to burn. That shit's so weird. Wait send it to me I really need it. I'll send it to you. Have you guys ever bleached your asshole? Uh uh. I've like tried.

Imagine you like call Miss Kim over and you're like, can I get a bleach and tone up top and down bottom? Honest to God, I'm so excited. I'm about to go back blonde. I'm so fucking excited. I love when you have a little root. I just am so over this root. I feel like a fucking, I can't.

it looks cute what are you gonna do you have any sorry to go back to this but do you have any idea what you're gonna wear to Coachella at all no idea in the ever so I think I have to just completely put it in the hands of someone else or I'll spiral yeah and that's like I actually I actually can't and to be honest like no matter what I'm wearing it's gonna be like falling off hour one I just I'd be I don't know why that happens to me oh tell revolved everyone to wear an outfit if you just fucking cough up the tickets shit bro they want me to sell my soul

Wait, so you're not going to get ash shots before Coachella, right? I really wanted to get ash shots before Coachella, but they don't work. They take four to six weeks. Because of the collagen shit? Yeah, I feel like that's just bruising. You don't need it right before Coachella. No, I think the bruising would be gone, but they wouldn't activate until after Coachella, even if I got them, so there's no point. She said Holy Spirit activates. Holy Spirit activates.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go full like boy clothes this year. Like sweats? Or do you mean like super streety? Like a big pant, tiny top, and then like a jacket. You gonna wear some overalls? I told Tana I wanted to wear overalls. She said I technically could. You love your overalls. Do you know yesterday in my closet I saved you a few pair of overalls? That's really, that's the most thoughtful thing you've ever done for me. I love overalls. I love them. It's such a like versatile outfit.

I did wear overalls to Coachella when you had no shirt on underneath or something. I literally saw, I was looking at your Instagram the other day because I was like, I want to wear boy clothes. So I was like, what does Amari have? And you had a really good jacket and pant set. Wait, which one? It was like painted. Guys, what are your go-to nugget sauces and why? I don't know. They already clicked out because of how loudly you're chewing into your microphone.

No one's left. That's so funny. Sweet and sour. Sweet and sour is good, but I like ranch and buffalo. But then, do you guys remember when they had like, it was like spicy mac sauce or something like that? It was so brief. It was sriracha mac sauce or something. They had it for like, I feel like two months and then just disappeared off the face of the earth. I feel like they need to bring that back. Are you guys opposed to double dipping? No, and I remember the first time

If someone ever said that to me, I was like, I had this neighbor girl, and I was like at her house, and she was like... Some type of whore. She was just like... No, but I was like...

Six, seven. She was a whore though. No, I'm just kidding. Dumb fucking slide. No, and she was like, don't double dip. And then I kept just eating normally because I didn't know what she meant. And then she's like, you keep double dipping. And I was like, what does that mean? And she was like, you took a bite and you dipped it back in there. And I literally just remember looking at her like, bitch. I don't know why that, you would think that that would be something that would bother me, but it really does. I would eat anything. I would eat off the floor. I'd eat, like, I don't have a weird thing about that. I do eat off the floor. Me too. I don't mind double dipping. I'm not really like a germaphobe at all.

I feel like if you care a lot about double dipping, then you're just being selfish at this point because what if someone likes to enjoy something with sauce every bite, you know? Yeah. Like you're taking away from their experience. Get your own sauce. Get your own separate dip. Yeah. Right. And like people's hands are already like touching and going into shit. So it's like, I don't know.

You guys are moving. Where are you moving? Are you excited for your new house? I'm sweating. I'm moving to four, five, six. I'm just kidding. I've never set foot in the house, actually, but I am excited no matter what. Do you know none of them? I really was like, guys, I got us a house. Tana loves a good blind house situation. She absolutely does. Although I've seen photos of it. It's really beautiful. You guys don't have a yard, though, this one, though. Yeah, it's like a tower. No pool parties this summer, bitch. Don't pull up. Yeah. We have a roof. We have a roof party. Um.

Did you see that in the group chat today? Frankie Jonas DM'd me and he's like, where are you guys staying for Coachella? I was like, I'm going to tell Tana. Frankie, come with us. Come stay with us. It's him and Aluma Tati. You guys know her. I'm so excited. I love her. She's really good. I actually was just packing up all my stuff and I have set aside a few boxes of shit that I immediately want when I move in. And it's literally just a Frankie Jonas t-shirt and socks.

I'm such a Frankie Jonas fan. She's like, immediate keep. It's so funny. Like, that's like the most interesting part about you guys moving is like what makes it to the new house versus like, like for example, your Yeezy slides were stuck in storage or missing in some box, but like she'll have like

latex yellow knee-high boots in her car. I, like, really had those. And it's like, how did those get here? You should have seen her yesterday, like, going through and, like, showing Ari the clothes and, like, him, like, telling her, like, no, get rid of that, get rid of that, get rid of that. And she'll make an excuse for anything. You should have, it would have been done so well for you to make an actual video out of that because it was, it's so funny the things that she'll hold on to.

Like literally there was like a full in and out workers costume. And she's like, I'm going to need that. Oh yeah. There are so many things that she was like, put that in the costume box, put that in the costume box. Because a bitch might need to turn around and be a slutty playboy cowgirl for no fucking reason. But then like the soap and loofah costume. She's like, I need that. That is coming with us. She bought that years ago. Hasn't even touched it. It's never put it on. I don't think. Well, she's always like, I just don't have closet space. Like nothing holds all my clothes. The clothes in question are like literally like a traffic cone. That's a dress. Yeah.

Ha ha ha.

No, I actually got rid of everything I own yesterday. It's like 25 boxes. I'm really proud of you. I forget who said that to me one time, but someone said the phrase travel light through life or something. And after that, I was like, I'm throwing everything away all the time. And I do literally probably twice a week, I'll donate half my closet. Yeah, I've never ever done that. And we're about to send everything to Goodwill. And I'm just so excited. It makes you feel so good, though, because it's almost like... I know last night, all the makeup, Kaylee is taking it to a women's shelter today. Oh, that's really nice. I'm so excited.

It was also funny, like, running into, like, guys' clothes. We're like, what guy did you hook up with that this belonged to? Oh, that's, like, a cute little, like, memory box. Like, this one's from him. This one's from him. We were literally, last night, we just kept holding up random boxes of wreaths trying to guess who they were. Whose they were. Oh, my God. Do you guys? There were some rickety ones in there, too. I was like, ooh. Little, like, skid marks. I don't want to know who this was. Oh, God. Yeah.

What kind of underwear do you wear? Me? Yeah. Do you mean like what? Like I wear boxer briefs? Oh, okay. And then... I feel like that's the only acceptable answer. Ethica, Calvin Klein. Tommy Hilfiger has some good ones. What kind does Ty wear? Boxers. I'm like, you don't know by now, whore? I do.

But yeah, boxer briefs are just the best way to go. I've never understood. I mean, like, unless I'm on, like, OnlyFans, like, shooting in, like, some briefs and, like, you know, hiking them up my ass or something, but, like... Do you, like, hike it up your butt? Like, you show the bottom part of your butt? You don't, like, take them down? I'll do both. And also, like, you can see my full ass on my OnlyFans, too. Your asshole? No, not my asshole. What the fuck? Or maybe you can. I don't know. Subscribe and find out. Would you... What would be your cost or your price for showing your asshole on OnlyFans?

Like to everyone or just like to one person? To one person. Like a loyal fan. A couple thousand if it's just to one person. A couple thousand? I'm like 50 bucks. If it's to one person, like shit. I'm just doing it literally out here to feel something. I love things that make you feel closer to people. But yeah, I feel like, I don't know, if it's just to one person then it's like, you know? It's like whatever. But if it's like everyone, like if it's like a sex tape, like that's a whole different story. How much would you...

Like for a sex tape, how much money would you take? Five bucks. I want to do it so goddamn bad. There are certain people that I would pay to make a sex tape with me. You know? Oh, that's valid. Oh, yeah. That's very valid. Who? Names. Names. My new love of my life, you guys know. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Our really good friend DJ passed away this week and I'm just like not a person I think from it. So I'm sorry, canceled listeners. I have been ever so literally spiraling. It has been rough and tough. It's been a really hard week. I think for everyone in LA, DJ was just like everyone's friend. He was like just perfect. I'm so sad about it. So I really don't think I'm like a human this week, but obviously we want to give you an episode and whatever. But I feel like a lot of like times when people pass away, it's like,

I don't want to say it's not shocking, but it's like more of an understandable situation. But we all were just with him in Vegas, like an after party. Yeah, it was very out of nowhere. Like, you know, and it was just like a very tragic accident. And it was just like every, I feel like everyone in LA is like really fucked up from it because he was like everyone's bad and so funny. Oh,

Absolutely. Yeah, there's definitely been like a dark cloud over like everyone like just around. Yeah, and I think it's just weird. I can't imagine doing anything without DJ like ever. Like even just like here, we'd be like, let's smoke after. Yeah, or even like while we're moving like,

He'd find a way to like come stop by and like spark up. And like help out and just smoke. Like I never, I literally never want to smoke again. He was always my person. Like we were just talking, I was talking about all these memories with him. Like the other day with a friend where like we'd be like shopping and shit like during Christmas time and he would just like pull up and help us. Do you remember that? We were like Christmas shopping. He was like carrying the bags. We were going backwards. Like even Coachella. Smacking people out of your way. Even Coachella is going to be like so fucking weird without DJ. There with Charlie and...

And Charlie Jordan, it was Charlie Jordan's like real best friend too. So I think that's, I just feel so sad for her. Everyone would always say like DJ is to Charlie what like Ari is to me kind of. Like they have very similar energy. And it's just like all week I keep looking at Ari and I'm like, I can't imagine.

Like how that would be going on. Do you know Charlie's never ever played a show without DJ there? I know it makes me sick for her. I like I saw her story yesterday though. And I will say that like I like the way that she's saying like I'm going to channel his energy and like trying to be positive like the way that he was. I saw that. I was like, oh my gosh, it's so cute. She's so sweet. And of course, it's so sad and it's such a terrible, horrible thing that happened. But it's like

you do have all these like like amazing memories with him and like you can account for like a million times that you were like had the best time absolutely and stuff so it's like 100 of course be grateful for that yeah i was going to my camera yesterday trying to find like old videos or pictures with him and i couldn't find any but i'm like i have literally a million like memories with him because of the fact that like i'm not the type to like really like all record things you know like we're having fun but like sometimes when i'm just like living in the moment like

I don't care to, you know? And I feel like I was like, if I can't find anything with him, that means I'm literally just like living in the moment so hard with him and just having so much fun. He was just always doing something like walking around with like 15 Louis Vuitton bags, like throwing them and like, or like any, like at TanaCon, I honestly remember like shit was going to shit and it was like...

obviously. And it was like Michael Weist kind of like, obviously it wasn't like just his fault. It was like my fault as well. But I'm saying like everyone was like, yo, like fuck Michael, you know? And you know, Michael was like riding around on the Segway. I remember at one point DJ was like, get the fuck off that Segway and go do something. And then got on the Segway. And DJ was just like roaming around on the Segway like trying to like actually help. He was more helpful than fucking Michael himself. We were in the parking lot and this is such a funny video of him like in the parking lot going over a speed bump and like

I saw Isabella go through that. Yeah, I was like, holy shit. He was just always so fucking funny. And oh my God, I can't, I can't even, I've just been down atrocious. Literally, everyone's been smiling. I think it's weird. It's super weird. And like, I don't even know. We dedicate this episode to you, DJ. We really do in life and every back, whatever. And oh, I don't know.

I'm on a spiral. I'm so sad. I know, I'm sorry. No, I know, it's awful. But yeah, so this episode, I've been utterly awful to watch because I feel utterly awful. But you're right, though, like Charlie's energy towards it. One thing that I will say is like,

Because that's the thing is like DJ brought so many people together. So there were so many people and I'm sure you feel the same way like bad Bella, bad Zach, Mikey Tua, like Hannah Erman, like all these people just hitting me up and everyone's kind of like, but like I'm going to live for him and like he wouldn't want because he was just like DJ would be sick to think all these people were so sad. That's so true. And it's I mean, it's the same way if like it happened to one of us, like I would never want to know that my friends are like,

Like, stop having fun, stop enjoying... You know what I mean? Yeah. Because, like, you want to see your friends, like, happy and thriving and, like, just doing their thing and living their best life, so... Yeah, 100%, but I'm just...

So anyways, Facetune fails. Am I right? I know. Sorry. It does feel like we've just kind of talked about like the most stupid shit ever this episode. But no, I know. I know. I mean, well, the other the last episode we did with Mike made me happy to sometimes have some like substance in an episode. I know. So we just tried to make sure this one had none at all. Yes. Like, so how do you shave your asshole? Fifty five minutes. I think talking about like hair removal is like I love talking about hair removal.

I don't understand why no one talks about it on TikTok. I think it's so interesting. Me too. That could be a niche for you, right? I was going to make a TikTok the other day and be like, why the fuck does no one talk about hair removal? I need to know. How do y'all get your body hair off? And I'm not talking about your legs. I'm talking about your Gucci Coochie. We should all get lasered. But my problem is what if- I would love laser. What I'm worried about is what if in a few years, something comes over me and I want to have a big bush? I really hope that doesn't come over you.

You never know. Bushy Brook. Not Bushy Brook. Bush Scofield. I think she's calling you that at some point. There's one. Bush Scofield. Oh my God, we are.

You remember in Miami when we were watching porn and then I decided I was going to call you. Oh, she got convinced that I had a she had did have a bush. I was projecting my bush onto Brooke. Like, honestly, some people like a bush, though, like like that. How do you prefer a dick? Like, do you prefer a completely clean shave? Do you prefer to be honest? I don't think I ever even noticed that.

I agree. Really? Ever. Unless it's like, damn. Unless you have like a straight up like, where is it situation. A what? Where is it? It's like tangled. I will say hairy balls don't hit. I be sucking balls. Someone clip that. I be sucking balls. Like,

Let the people know! Well yeah, you don't wanna like, get like a ball hair stuck in your teeth. Has that ever happened to you? I'll be honest, it's happened to me. Not that I can immediately recall. We know, Dan. No, but I just mean like, so like, put the pieces together of what I'm trying to say, you know? Who's like the most cleanest ass you've ever eaten? With names. With name names? Name names?

They're like shaking too. Say it ain't so. I don't know. I actually really don't know. Do eat us Amari. Yeah. Hashtag team eat us. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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Remember when that first started? What, team eat ass? Yeah, team eat ass. It's like, do you eat ass? When it finally got talked about. Is it bad that I look down on people who don't? Well, that's the thing. If a guy won't eat my ass, you don't like me. If you don't want to suck my toes, you don't like me. You're a little questionable, okay? You're Miss Hygiene Queen over here. I know. I'm like, maybe she does need the ball hairs in her teeth so that she'll floss. I'm just kidding.

- I'm just kidding, that one was so mean. But you know how like DJ Khaled, for example, said like, he like tried to like boast that he doesn't eat his wife's vagina. - Yeah, which, that was crazy. Like that was crazy. - And it's like, that's not a flex. I feel that same way about people who are like, I don't eat ass. - But you're DJ Khaled, you need to be eating pussy.

DJ Khaled's my biggest ick. Oh no, I used to, okay. That's Brooke and I always, that's mine and Brooke's like thing, honest to God, those being like, what would it take for you to fuck DJ Khaled? Like, we'll compare anybody to DJ Khaled. Okay, so confession. When I was in high school, I had DJ Khaled on Snapchat and he had like a public Snapchat you could like send in snaps to and like it was when he was first becoming a thing and...

um wait you feel like what what are dj khaled's phrases i'm like major key alert yeah like no he this is like also he would like film his lions in his yard like lion like on snapchat and i was like this guy's so fucking annoying i would like hate watch him like and um i would send him snaps and be like fuck you you're so fucking annoying little ball like i hate you i hate you and just send him to him hate mail fully fully all the time on snapchat in high school did it help you

What? Did it make you feel good? Honestly, like, it gave me something. It gave me something. I was like, just... Listen, that's all that matters. You never know if he's gonna fucking open it. Obviously, he didn't, but, like, major key alert. If it does something for you. No, and then how full circle this is, the VMAs. We go on the carpet because we were, like, doing the MTV stuff, and the person that walks behind me, like, the person following me was DJ Khaled. He's like, lawyer! And I was like, why? I was like, why? Why?

Oh my god. I forgot that he was like a very normal like nice individual at that VMAs. So now I feel bad for the slander. I didn't even speak to him, but I was just like, oh my god, like. I take it all back. I really don't feel like he's that bad. Like that one Justin Bieber video. I feel like he looks pretty good. It's not his looks. I'm not coming for his looks. I'm genuinely coming for his like demeanor. But then again, like I'm like, I hate his online presence. Justice for DJ Khaled's wife. Look at my online presence. I'm like, I hate the way he acts on the internet. Tana, what?

Deanna, you have no room. No room. DJ Khaled, I honestly just want to take this moment to apologize to DJ Khaled. He's my favorite DJ. True story. Okay, now back to the slander. Is DJ Khaled anyone's favorite DJ? Is he a DJ? For real? I thought that was a joke. I think he's like a producer type thing. I don't even know because you hear like, major key alert before you like, ew. What's the other thing he says? What's like DJ Khaled? There's like a number one phrase of his.

I don't know. I don't really listen to him. I have to know. It's eating me alive. One second. We got London on the track. Another one. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Like, he's like, I'm making another fucking banger. I'm like, no, babe, that's Drake. Oh, my God. Maybe I want to have my sex tape with Drake. Are you going to say DJ Khaled? No. Imagine I just dropped a sex tape with DJ Khaled. That would break the internet. I'm just eating his pussy. What? I don't know. What? I don't know.

His bushy. His bushy. Also, like, okay, him, like, he's saying he doesn't eat out his wife. Like, would you want all that facial hair all up in your gush? If I'm married to you and you don't eat me out, you're weird. How did they get as far as to be married with that being such a blaring? Some people don't like, like, some girls don't like it. Like, who? Yeah, like...

That's honestly scary to me. Like, I don't know. I mean, I guess if you don't like it, fine. But if you're like, oh, neat, that bitch is pussy. And that's like your wife. Like, and yeah, like cheat, babe. Don't cheat. Yeah, don't cheat. No cheating. She doesn't cheat either. She's just kidding. She's never cheated in her entire life. What the fuck? Why would she do that? I cheated my way through college. Did that in high school. Didn't even get a degree.

One time in high school, I took AP Stats my senior year. And basically, I had first period. There were student aides that were literally just student aides. But they would find the test keys and they would send it to AP Stats group chats. So we had the answers. Or you could find the test online sometimes if you knew the chapter, that kind of stuff. And it would be like, AP Stats is very in-depth. It's very like, this sentence has points, this sentence has points, this sentence has points. So you need to find the exact way to do these things.

And we had graphing calculators. And whenever we would take like multiple choice exams, like I'd have like- Oh, would you just type it into your calculator? Yes, but they had like, like they would check- TI-84? Yes, but they would check like calculators to make sure people were doing that. So I developed my own code. It's $100. That was like, like obviously like you can't write, like answer A, B, like C, D, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Like I developed my own code like-

12 means this like 52 means this like I developed my own code so when I my graphing calculator got checked didn't matter and then so AP stats we are finals and midterms are graded on a curve and everyone in the group chat was like oh um let's just get a couple wrong so we don't look too sus and I was like oh wait did you get 100% on purpose oh I was like I don't give a fuck about y'all I'll fuck up the curve I just want a good grade I got 134%

And I did not. Oh, you're going straight to prison. I was so pissed. And like, I never came to class either. Like, I was good at stats. Like, it was one of those, like, I just excelled in. So I was like, I don't have to go. It's first period. And also it's an AP class. Like, fuck that. You know, that's the only class I didn't finish in college. If I had just taken stats, I would have graduated. It's actually like, it's kind of fun. It's just so tedious. So then I would just, I just wouldn't come to class. I was like, fuck this. It's first period. Like, I'll be there in second. Yeah.

And it was like a joke. Like, is Mari still in this class? And then one day, we were taking a test and my alarm goes off like mid-class period. I was like, sorry, everyone. I wasn't planning on coming to class today, but here I am. But yeah, fucked up the curve for everyone. Everyone was so upset. And if you are in high school, do not fuck up the curve for your fellow friends. Your what? My fill-in this year. Hey, girl.

She just called in a... It's me. She just phoned a friend. Is this even allowed? Wait, while you're like, when you make yourself, you still get me. How funny is that? Like, honestly, I thought it was a fun joke and then no one laughed. I just like, me just getting up and saying absolutely nothing and like a villain comes in. Was it just, did the bit not hit? You thought you ate? I thought I ate. I thought I fucking ate. Let's have a combo. Wait, so Coachella, you, City Girls,

What's gonna happen? Brooke has reserved me for the city girls performance because I reserved hi for bedtime And me for city girls. I've actually never seen them in person. I've never seen them Obviously, I don't know. I feel like I've never wait. It's important to note. This is Amari's or this is Ari's first Coachella Yeah, I've never been to Coachella. We've got me one all the bullshit. Oh

The help. I feel like Ari literally is a city girl. Absolutely. We were just somewhere and I think they were there and I just remember him being like, JT is here! JT! I remember in Fashion Week, something, something, something, something, we didn't go to this party and I found out after that they were there and I honestly hated my life and I've never seen them in LA. I feel like they don't go out. I feel like they're a myth.

No, they're not real. They got kids. Like, JT don't, but Carisha got kids. The voice, too. The voice. Carisha got kids. Like, you are saucy, Santana. During Fashion Week, I posted a photo because we were in New York, and I said I'm a motherfucking city girl.

You remember? Yeah, and she got hate because it was right in front of the... I didn't realize behind me was the lights. And it was 9-11. Of the 9-11. It was where the towers were. And it was 9-11. But it was so inappropriate, though. Like, why would I... I just didn't even realize that's what was behind me. So I was like, oh, my God. I would have rather had a face to fail. And I was like, why do people hate me so much? And literally, I was like, oh, my God. That's why. Oh, my God. I'm a motherfucker.

fucking city girl in front of literally the Twin Towers lights I said I'm a motherfucking city girl I was like I have to delete my Instagram that was right before Tanner got swung on wait I have a question so you were talking about how you feel like the city girls just aren't real like they're just so elusive what's like a celebrity you feel like is elusive like you just don't see them anymore but you would die to just see them in the flesh Hayley Bieber

Matthew, my heart. Wait, she'd be out though, I feel like. Yeah, she's outside. I feel like the one person that is so untouchable. We're all talking like city girls. Yeah, she's outside. No, she'd be outside. She ain't got kids, but like, you know, she got a husband. Hailey Bieber's stroke. Did we ever talk about that? She had a what? She had stroke-like symptoms. Oh, my poor girl. But I'm really glad she's okay because I would have lost it. I love her. I would have lost it.

Question. Who's your guys' favorite? Who are you guys most excited to see at Coachella? And I heard that people don't even be seeing people. They just be at parties. I have to see. Kind of. Sometimes, honestly, the most fun Coachellas are the ones where you don't really care for the lineup that much because then it's not pressure. I have to be here at this time. I have to be here at this time. I get stressed. I love having our friend group.

Yeah. If you want to see someone at five something. Eminem, one time I went and saw completely by myself. He was headlining and I went by myself to go see him. I did that once for Sia because Isabella was like, I have to see Major Lazer and I'm like, ah.

I'm excited to see um Harry Styles I am excited He's kind of one who's like kind of elusive I feel like like Rihanna like well obviously she goes out to she goes like her Beauty stuff and she'd be out in New York or like Beyonce. Oh my god, like obviously I saw Beyonce Coachella But imagine just like seeing Beyonce in passing. I don't think she's ever like she passed. I think exactly exactly so elusive

She's up in some type of jet in some type of island. She's not worried about us peasants. Yeah, she's never going outside at all. Imagine. Or be at an awards show. I remember the first time I saw Kylie Jenner in person. It was at the VMAs. She walked right in front of me. And I was just like... Oh, my God. Mine was at Coachella. Oh, yeah. I told you guys. I texted them beforehand and I said, Kylie's going to be sitting right next to you. And then Tana and her said a few words together. And this was three days after I moved to LA. And I was just like...

I don't remember this at all. She was seated at 301 and you guys were at 320. We sat at 320 the other day. But 320 is actually right next to 301. I look like a sick kid that you brought to the canceled set to check it out. This is your podcast. I don't know. You own this shit. Not today. Today it is y'all's podcast. Today it is the people's podcast. Is everyone doing all right? No.

Thank you guys for watching. Canceled if you want to. What? Wait, what did you say? Thank you guys so much for tuning in today. Tana's spiraling. Ari, you'll see him after his first Coachella. And Amari is about to be broken up with because I'm going to steal his boyfriend.

We love you guys so much. We love you guys so much. Thank you for tuning into this episode. Sorry that I was a little off, but we all have off days and off weeks and it's okay to go through things. And I think that we are just trying right now to really take that consistency thing and just fuck it in the asshole. So I'm showing up no matter what I'm going through or not. Next week, we will be with bells on because, and even though this is the last episode you guys will see before Coachella, I feel like next week, next week though, when we like shoot, it'll be like days before.

and then we're just going to have so much to say and I'm really excited and I also really need to get this glass out of my neck. Yes, Sarah. I know you need to get Moderna. Okay. Love you guys. Tanimoja is cancelled. A DWE Talent Production. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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