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And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can't do. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. Can't do. I have jobs.

Look how good my life is. So what else? Come to me. Tanimotia is cancelled. No, what was the song? Me and Tana were in the car the other night and she was trying to figure out a song. Oh, oh. It's like an electronic song. It doesn't have any words. We were both trying to sing it to each other. How does it go? Yes, yes. No, but it's like... I don't even want to go there. Wait, my favorite thing lately has been...

You gotta hit that. You know what Brooke's favorite thing has been? I'm not kidding. There's two separate instances where I've been with her and she's just walking around the house going, beep, beep, beep my BFF. I'm like, I can never escape Bella Thorne. Hell no. You know she makes her laugh. That's my song of the month. Wait, I can't hear in my headphones. She commented hot on my photo the other day, Bella.

She did? She didn't even slide up. She commented. Yeah, like kind of. I cannot relate to that. Nobody's commenting on my photos. No, imagine she like, she like deletes the comment and puts star. I just saw her in something and I was like, wow, Bella Thorne.

I forget she's like really like she's she's really just like in movies. You're like, I forget she's like a celebrity actress. She is. I do forget that. Because I think of Bella just like Bella. I was on a plane and I was watching this movie the whole time and there was this character the whole time. I was like, but it's an Adam Sandler movie. And I was like, oh, this looks like Bella, like whatever. And I watched the movie and I look it up and then it's just like her like young as fuck. And I was like, that's like you acted with like as Adam Sandler's daughter. Like, that's crazy. She did. That's huge. In a great movie. No, that's not my dream. My dream is to play Adam Sandler's wife.

I don't think I'm hot enough. They always give him like super, like the most beautiful women of all time. She's like hoping for a sex scene. I know. I'm like, run that back. I don't feel like I performed well enough. No, seriously. That's my dream man. You know what I've been eating a lot?

And I need an actual serious prison for this. Pickles and peanut butter? I'm wrapping a pickle in a fruit roll-up. No, that's a real thing. People say that's delicious. And then putting a takoyaki on top and you take the bite. Oh, my God. And I've been muddling. And the fact that I even know what that word means because I don't even cook. I've been muddling takoyakis in a jar and then dipping the pickle into the takoyaki dust. You are a genius. I'm just saying at home, if you're feeling spunky and bored, I also freeze froze pickle juice. Okay.

Eating the little cubes. Wait, you know what I just realized? Oh, pickle pop? We didn't even introduce like, welcome back to this new episode of Cancel. Oh, yeah. I really be forgetting to do things like that. We've actually been podcasting for the last two hours, but we are trying to stack episodes for you guys. We want to double up, baby, because I know.

Y'all will go feral. So we are coming back with today's episode with the iconic Amari Stewart. Woo! Nice to meet you. So nice to meet you. Imagine if what we did is we just misspelled my name and to get people to think that like a real celebrity was on here, we put Amari Stoudemire. Who is Amari Stoudemire? Basketball player. Oh.

I should know that. Chris comes inside and just fucking slaughters you. He's like, now I'm leaving. Yeah, Chris Miles is actually in the viewing party for today's, the past two episodes. So I... I know. As soon as she found out she was here, you should have seen the silence that came after. No, and then Chris walked... I walk outside and he just has the Uber screen up and he goes, nah, you could tell your funny stories. Before he got here, he didn't say anything bad. Yeah, I've been... I don't know. I've been trying to air out like 1% less. Yes, Amari, ride for your

girl. Oh my God. We were talking about today how the comedy store story. Yeah. Okay. You guys remember when, when I told the, the fib about me performing at the comedy store, that's, that's the beginning of me and Amari's major beef. Oh,

He's a snitch. And that was like such a harmless joke. And he just went so far out of his way to make it unfunny. Brooke had this lie and this joke and this bit that she was telling me something that she did that she didn't do. And basically for a while I believed it and I was going crazy. Everyone was in on it. And Amari had to be the one who was like, nope, it's not true. Well, okay, no, here's what happened. It was sad. It was sad though. Like the poor girl looks at me. Like it was just like sad. She looks at me and she goes,

Did you know... Because we were talking about how, like, wow, we've been getting pretty fucked up lately. She goes, did you know that recently I was so fucked up at Brooke's... Like, at Brooke's set at the comedy store, and I don't remember a single thing, and she said that I was there, and, like, she told so many funny jokes, and I loved it. And I was like...

I felt bad. I was like, oh, she thinks that she needs to go to rehab. Okay, well then explain that. But when she found out... No, honestly, y'all shouldn't have just let me go. Shit. I went through every single member of the friend group and I interrogated them. Did you snitch on me? And every single one's like, no, no, no. Amari looked me deadpan. And he's literally like...

why the fuck would I tell her that? I didn't like, I didn't stop fucking accusing me. I would never tell her that. And he did. And then she's accusing Ty too and Ty's like, Ty's sitting there knowing that I told you and he's like, why the fuck does she think it's me? Because I'm the newest to the friend group. Like, are you serious? It was a big fight. It was really funny, but I did apologize. I was like, honestly, I just felt really bad for the girl. I accept that.

That was so funny. We were getting ready for the fair, I think. And you were like, wait, by the way, Amari, come in here really fast. I was so fast. It was really funny. So you guys beefed? Yeah.

I know. I'm like the collab you never thought you'd see. Everyone thinks me and Amari hate each other because he subtweeted me heavily. It's funny though because I feel like not many people on the internet really even gave a fuck or probably even noticed. They didn't. Tana was joking today. She's like, you guys should say that your beef was all for publicity. We're like, yeah, the worst publicity stunt ever. No one fucking gave a fuck.

care like are you fucking kidding ever but I think that's just so funny I think I'm gonna start saying that that was crazy though because I've never I fought I fight a lot with Ari I fight I mean I don't really fight much with you but we've had a big a big tiff and that was my first fight with Amari yeah well also I'm just like the type of person where like you could literally like knock my teeth out and I like wouldn't care like it really like takes like

Lot or not even a sale of like if I am really offended it takes like something big to like actually upset me because I really I let so many things slide that I just really don't mean you're gonna make it sound like I did something really bad like she killed your family

my family and I'd probably be like, but we were both very stubborn. We both felt very passionately upset about our particular side. I honestly just think that the way you guys made up is what makes it so funny. How did we make up? It was the night of the roast. We were really standing together at Poppy and he says to me, they're trying to kick me out of the fucking table. I was like, ew. You're like, can we be friends? Can you keep me in? No, she was being nice. She was being nice and she like turns to me and she's like, if they're trying to kick you out of the table, at least like drink up all this alcohol before they like get you out. And I was like, how the fuck

are we friends again? No, yeah. Then I like look at her and I was like, should we just like be friends again? I was like, honestly, because we're standing together. We're standing together for so long and I'm like, I'm not going to just sit here and stand. Like, we're pressed up against each other and Poppy, I'm practically grinding on her. Yeah, we sat at the roast together too and it was just like. You were at the same table at the roast? No, like we sat. We weren't even at a table at the roast. No. Let's talk about that. Like, Ari and Lila like front row, I'm in the back like. Right, I'm like, I want to be seen. I know, good. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. I didn't see you. I was upset because I kept looking for you. I didn't see you either. Because I was trying to look at you being like, did I do good though? And I couldn't find you. You did do really well. Yeah, you did. I love you for that. But I was trying to look to you for reassurance and I just couldn't find you and I was freaking out. We were in the back right-hand corner. I heard Natalie bullying the whole time. Natalie, bless her heart. She is so hysterically funny. Bless her heart. Such a blackout. You'd say like one thing. She's like, yeah, she does!

I did. Well, she did silent people like just listening to the roast and then oh god, I get like secondhand embarrassed though. I had a lot of hard times where it was like someone would like say a joke that didn't land and I would just like laugh obnoxiously just so they didn't feel awkward. It's like they can't hear you anyway. Like and I'm laughing at Josh Richards who just like fucking apparently hates me anyway. You're like I regret pity laughing. I do. I'm like your jokes weren't even funny. Your jokes were mean.

Josh came for me, honestly. I will validate myself in that sense. So, hey, guys. Love that you're friends again. I just recently did that. Me and Isabella Fusco are friends again. Wow, I feel like that's the first people I'm hearing of this. I think she's, like, scared. I think she is, too, actually. She's afraid. She just doesn't want any sort of attention about it at all. She's, like, private. She's, like, she doesn't. Maybe I won't. Should I just cut it? No, it's fine. I want everyone to know because I feel like it's, like,

I kind of didn't. No, seriously. I was like, it's like a national holiday. Like when we were getting ready for Shaq's Fun House and like you were in the house hanging out. Isabella was out in the house hanging out. I show up, me and Ashley get out of our Ubers at the same time. So me and Ashley walk in together. It's like Brooke and Ashley are here. Everyone's like, and Isabella's there. Amari's there. I was like, wow, what a fun,

I was like, wow, our friend group is finally living out like full-blown harmony. I'm like, we're growing up. But I'm excited for the next big blowout. I hope I'm not involved in this one. I need a break. Honestly, I can see it being like Lila. I can see it being me and Lila even maybe. Oh my God. She just hits you. She would. Lila would molly-wop my ass and she would beat the fuck out of me. I just know Lila can fight. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I think that there, obviously when you're like an influencer or whatever, you invite people to comment on your lives. But I just genuinely think there are certain things that you should absolutely never comment on. And that's somebody's, whether or not somebody is suited to be a mother is an inappropriate topic that nobody should ever, ever talk about. Damn well, I'm not about to be, I would never ever be someone to say someone else is going to be unfit as a mother because one day by the grace of God,

One's gonna stick. It's just like, why? It's so shit. Imagine being so, like, happy and excited about something and, like, literally the entire internet is, like, telling you, like, you shouldn't, you, you shouldn't have children. Like, that's so fucking awful. And,

She's smart. She's funny. She's she has a lot of money and all the resources in the world There's no reason that she could not raise a child just as well as anybody else knowing Trisha well enough I do think I know her well enough I mean and maybe I'm wrong to say this that she wants to be a great mother and I could see her if she even had anything to like Fix but no one's perfect as a parent anyways, I'm saying but I would see her like actively seeking She's I love her I mean now but

I lost out on that one. My mom's on her flat earth kick right now. Like, yeah, bro, that girl is off her rocker. And I don't, awful transition because I don't want to seem like I'm comparing Trisha to my mother at all. But this girl, if you saw the videos that she sends me every day. What does she do? Oh, she thinks that, first of all, my mom is 100% certain that all of us are going to live on Mars in five years.

Five years. Oh, wait. I think you were telling me about this. She's been, like, sending you TikToks. I swear. And my sister and I will, like, explain to her every detail of, like, why that is actually physically impossible. It is not... You cannot...

You could have me at 20. But my mom's like, Elon Musk has it figured out. And then she has this whole thing about the fifth dimension. And I'm not invited, apparently, because I won't watch the videos. But she sends me the videos. And the front page will be literally Khaleesi and her fucking brother riding a horse. And it'll be like, why?

I'm like, mom, there's no way you just sent me this Game of Thrones-themed video. Also, what makes you think that Elon Musk is taking any of us to Mars with him? I know, Elon Musk is not worried about whether or not my mom is going to make it onto Mars. So, like, that's what I'm like, mom, you put so much faith in this man. It's about to be like Kim Grimes in A.E.I.O.U. Like, in nothing else. Not A.E.I.O.U. I don't know its name. I'm surprised you knew all those. Sorry.

We just played Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader on the last episode. She's like, sometimes why, right? Literally. God damn it. You'd think I'd just know anything, you know what I mean? Do you know? I don't even know if I should say this. Maybe I'll cut it out, but I just got a book deal. I know.

That's the joke. That's the joke. I think it'll be fine. I've been reading a lot lately, okay? And it's my new thing. I've been reading. I've been reading, okay? And I said that to my friend the other day. She's like, you write a book? I'll bitch. I'm like, I did read a book and now I want to read

more I like to listen to books and then say I read that it ends with us by Colleen Hoover and now I'm reading Verity by Colleen Hoover and I'm reading a book called Beach Read but it's a little slow start I am listening to Mike Maywack's book

He was just telling me about it the other night. He was like, he's really proud of it. Apparently he's about to write another one. He showed me all of the like outline for the next one. And it's honestly phenomenal. And I think this one's phenomenal. That's my new bestie, y'all. I'm sorry for all the things I said about him. I've been hanging out with him or not like hanging out with him, but I keep like running everywhere. I just love him. Honestly, I think I love him too. He was so fucking nice to me the other day at Jeff's. Like it was just actually very sweet. I think I love Mike Malek. He is actually the best. He's really nice. He's really funny too. And just overall like a really fun person. Imagine if I just fucked my whole life up, turned everything around and just fucked him.

What? I'm just kidding. Bro, we're just trying to have a nice conversation about Mike Mayweather. Could you imagine the world would like us? I'd do it. Just for like the experience. Just because it would really bring everything full circle. I really just want to like stop having intrusive thoughts though about like what if I just did this to like fuck everything up. Like why? I have a lot of those thoughts as well. Like God, imagine what I could stir up if I just like fucked like her man's bestie. That would do something. Okay, I do have six topics. Trisha being pregnant was one of them.

Me hopefully being pregnant soon would be amazing. God, when I started my period this time, I was actually disappointed because had I been pregnant this time, it would have been a goldmine. She said, shit, shit, shit.

I would have had the best. Oh my God, I would have been kept the fuck out of that kid. I would be in an incubator. Can I ask you an honest question? Yeah. Have you ever had sex with someone and you wanted to keep the baby so afterwards they come in you and you go like this? No. I'm going to go ahead and give a nice little shake. But I do actually usually practice preventative methods. There's not usually a come in me situation anyway. I don't believe you. Yeah, and preventative methods, not like, oh, I want to get pregnant. Yeah, no, but this past...

past situation girl I was like light me the fuck up I should know about this but like I don't because I'm a guy but when a man gets a vasectomy does that mean like he can't come anymore or his sperm is infertile you come but you're shooting blanks yeah it's like there's no sperm in it it's just like the really no no no there's nothing there why did you do that

I don't know. I'm like, for the audio listeners. Duh. Duh. Awful. That's so crazy. It's crazy to me that you can like reverse a vasectomy too. I know. Why doesn't Drake just get a vasectomy instead of putting hot sauce in his condoms?

You know. Like, you could reverse it when you want to, like, get a girl pregnant. Wait, why did he put hot sauce in the condom? So that, because, did you hear what happened? I heard about, like, some bitch said, like. Because the girl put it inside of her and she tried to, like, like, shoot it up there to get pregnant by drink. Oh, like, afterwards. Yes. Oh, okay, yes, yes, yes. Like, she went in the bathroom and got the condom out of the trash and put it inside of her, but then it had hot sauce in it and she was like, ah! My cooter! Imagine how embarrassing I would have been, like,

Like flaming hot pussy. It's like in White Girls, they're like, something's wrong, Dr. Dre. My cocks got the beep. Bro, that's the best movie of all time. Remember when Marlon Wayans literally DM'd me a picture of both the sisters, circled himself and said, you look just like this one? That's a fun story. That's so... I was blonde at the time and I really looked... First of all...

I worked at Catch and I walked Marlon Wayans to his table and It's Tricky was playing on the radio. I go, I have to be getting- - What's It's Tricky? - Like, it's tricky, it's from the movie. - Oh, and they like do that. - When they do the back flips and shit. And I looked at him and I'm like, you admit this is funny. - That's like a movie I know like every line to. - And after that, I just like knew him 'cause he would always come in and stuff. But one time he sent me the, like he Googled the photo of the white chicks, circled himself, and I still have it, I have a screenshot of it. And he goes, you look like this one.

I don't even know what I would do. People often say I look like that, though, so I can't. I did look like that. Low-key, he was hot. Honestly, fair. What was I going to say? Oh, I was going to say you have the best celebrity encounters. I got so much from Catch. That was the most exciting job just because I always knew that someone good was in it. Yeah, that is awesome. The ASAP Rocky thing is so funny. Can you tell me about that? Oh, my God. Guys. Oh, okay, okay. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Well, first of all, I would never come on the podcast and talk about a celebrity that I've hooked up with by name. If I talk about a celebrity or like whatever an encounter, it's because I've never had relations with that person. You know what I mean? Like, so anyone can get the smoke. Like if I, if I've actually hooked up with someone, I'm not saying your name. You know what I mean? Like, so because I don't want people to be scared of me. So like I, I told this story on Tik TOK about, it was years ago. I messaged ASAP Rocky on Instagram. He responded and,

And we like exchanged a couple messages and then he like stopped responding. So I don't know what came over me, but I messaged him and I said, for someone called ASAP, you don't respond very fast. Which I think is mad funny. I thought maybe he has this.

Yeah, I feel like that's the kind of like if I was ASAP Rocky, I'd respect that and be like, wait, this person's funny. I know, I thought he was going to think it was funny, but he, but anyway, I like, it doesn't matter. That happened years ago. And I never, I've never even met him in person. Like I've never had any interaction with him at all. So I posted it on TikTok thinking it was like innocent. And I like, I was like, oh, like, haha, remember when I said this to ASAP Rocky? And the sound that I used was like, I wish I had a time machine. Like, I wish I could go back and take it back. Yeah.

And I got cooked in the comments. Let me tell you. Every single person's like, Cap, you're so fucking ugly. Like literally, you're the most hideous person. He would never fucking talk to you. And Rihanna is so much better than you and you will never ever compare to her. It's the Rihanna stans. It's the Rihanna stans. I know, but I'm like, first of all, I'm a Rihanna stan. And second of all,

I've never met. It's not like I'm like airing out this guy who hooked up with me. I like, I just made like, I told him. Like, it's not that serious. Yeah. And I was like, damn, like someone said, someone said like, you look like someone's auntie. And then it got like a couple of times. That's a funny ass. I promise you, I will say that to someone. You,

in the near future. They were right. You don't look like someone's auntie. You really don't, but I know a lot of bitches who do. I hate that though and that is my biggest pet peeve on TikTok is when I see girls like talking or like talking about like celebrities they've hooked up with. I think that's like so tacky. Trashy, yeah. It is. It's tacky, but I, that's what I'm saying. I wouldn't. I am right here. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't do it often. I actually don't and I only ever do air out the ones that are like pretty much public knowledge. At least you're like a celebrity. My thing is, what if I want to do that

to do that again like I don't want someone to not want to talk to me for fear of me like airing them out I would that's the thing so if you hear me say someone's name just know I probably have not hooked up with that person Pete Davidson baby though call me back call me back no I only I really try to only air out either public knowledge or like tiger like I don't care if we ever fucking speak again so I'm like

See I guess I did talk about well did I talk about my tiger? No, but One time I really be like that funny story though one I I had a tent - okay, I was like I was down like He invited me over one night

I go over there and we sat on a love sack for like six hours, watched TikToks, just watched TikToks, crying, laughing at TikToks. And then I just went home and we held hands, never hooked up. He didn't even try. Like we didn't kiss or anything. It was like the most wholesome thing. I'm like, really? I thought he was about to fucking. I was like, I was ready to switch lanes.

Seriously. Wait, that's honestly... I was ready to switch lanes. That's kind of like insane though. That's like fire. That almost makes me feel like... I know and it's funny. I see him out now. Every time I see him out,

I'll like go the next day and he'll like watch me. And I'm like, I don't even know how he remembers my name because I was the least memorable person of all time. We did it. But I mean, six hours on a love stack with someone watching TikTok. So you were vibing. I know it was fun. And it was, it was funny too, because he's going to be like, bitch, why the fuck are you talking about this? But whatever. He, like, he would like, like he liked all these like stormy TikToks.

This tea good as shit. Wait, I don't want to say that. Please leave it in. No. Please give the people that. The exclusive tea you can only find on Cancel Pie. Please. Well, because we were going through his likes. We weren't going through like...

I'm sitting in a pool of salt. Just like the For You page where we're going through his likes. So I saw what he liked. He liked like Stassi's like my best friend's rich check. Oh my God. I would love to go through like going through celebrities' likes on TikTok. It was so funny and it was interesting and like. And don't you just want to know people's For You pages? Absolutely. Don't you think Shawn Mendes is like Noah Beckham?

For sure. I fucking hope. Shit. Just kidding. Shawn Mendes is single now, right? Are you happy? Amari's like, then so am I. Oh, no. I saw that though and lost my shit. I'm seeing him in...

I'm seeing him in September? September, yeah. I'm just like, I'm seeing him like you're gonna go hang out with your friends in September. Me and Amari ran into Shawn Mendes. No, imagine. On the rocks, right? Yeah. I lost my shit. I thought I was kidding. I thought I was like fucking with him. I'm like, yeah, Shawn Mendes is

year because somebody like had mentioned him but I turned around and he was really there I was like wait lost my shit he's so tall and then he like I couldn't find him for a period of time and I was like I'm gonna go to the bathroom or no someone asked me to go to the bathroom I think it was like Ty I don't even know and I was like no it's fine I don't have to go to the bathroom and all of a sudden I had to go to the bathroom because I couldn't find Sean anymore and I didn't even go to the bathroom he was like you don't even have to go to the bathroom you just want to like look for him that's what I was

Who do you think is your guys's like actual hall pass like that's who you can cheat with I don't get those you know Chris come on Oh, you like I just like wouldn't cheat though. Yeah, but like if you have If you have no one's putting a gun no gun to your head you how you have to cheat What does that happen me in the mirror to myself? Chris I swear

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. No, I'm dying though because that night I remember Ty came up to me like fairly angry at the bar and he was like, I'm already just keep taking laps to look for Shawn Mendes. Duh. Duh. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? That's your biggest crush, right? Who's my biggest crush? I can't even really...

Pete. It was mine, at least. I don't know. I'm, like, moving past Pete because I feel like he's in God's hands now. Same with Justin. I, like, I love... But I like an unattainable celebrity crush because I think... We talked about this, but there's something about our lifestyle where it's, like, the second this person that you are idolizing and in love with obsessed with you, like...

is talking to you or fucking you like the obsession is now gone yeah you like humanize them there are certain people that I don't even want to have any interaction with ever like Lil Wayne sent me the address several times and I couldn't yeah and you just make the choice you're like I can't ruin this for myself I did that with like with one of my favorite like artists ever I like kind of ruined it I humanized him and now like I still love it because like what if they're awful like if I were to hang out with Lil Wayne and like

I just wouldn't want to look at him as like a person, but like, God forbid he like gave me the ick or was like awful or said one wrong. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. There's just so much room for like, I don't know. I get like two. I'm like, oh my God, I embarrassed myself or like whatever. And then I'm like, I can't, I can't even think about them anymore without cringing and thinking about how I embarrassed myself. Like I would just, you know, like I just, it's not worth the risk. I love the magic of it though. Like I loved like growing up, especially, and we kind of talked about this before, but like I idolize the fuck out of celebrities and I still love like

feeling like there are people who are just like

Like stars. Yeah. And so it sucks because we're always around. Like, oh, poor us. But it's like you don't really have those people anymore where it's like you see Leonardo DiCaprio at like fucking Erewhon and you're like, okay. That's so true. That's why I love Justin and Pete because I feel like they're like... Justin is like... Well, I guess... And Hailey Bieber like that. Like I just know like I'll never like kick it with them. Sweetest, perfect, most perfect little angel. She was so nice. Wait, she came into catch one time? No, I've met her a million times. She's... Well, because she...

no remember i've never met remember i took that photo you guys there's a photo i'm gonna literally put it on the screen i one time justin bieber jeff wittek david uh dobrik and john shahidi were all like taking a photo at a holiday party and justin hands me his phone and he goes can you take a photo of us i'm like sure sure and then i hear just like that is on with justin bieber like that i'm like you take the phone and run no he just got the new iphone he just got the

We just got the new phone. And I couldn't figure out. Neither of us could figure out how to turn the flash on because it was like right at the update. And so he goes, so I'm like, oh, like, I don't know what to do. So I take the photos on my phone and I airdrop them to Justin Bieber. And I still have all the photos. And it's like, and they're live too. So it's like, you can see, like, I can press them and they're live. Can we just take a quick break so I can watch live? Was it your idea to airdrop them? I was like, oh, I can text them to you.

I know, I'm like at Airdrop's. I can't find you. What's your number? Wait, I know it was December. Taking his phone and running is such a funny concept. Straight to the airport. Flight is booked. I can search my... Imagine he gave you his passcode. No, you turn it through his face ID, do the dash and digi. The schedule is busy. Go to settings, make sure that it never locks. That's so great. December, what was it? Maybe 2019. What does his camera roll look like? It was. I found it. Wait.

Found hold on it's right here. I just hear the audio wait. How come they're not pressing give me give me give me wait How do I make it play look faster faster? I'm dying to know I don't know how to make it wait. Oh, this one Justin was like Yeah, he was sick. Oh my gosh, but they're just on my phone. Oh my god. So that's an NFT shit I'm like

I know. What a photo, though, too. And I'm like, wow. You need to, like, you should photo dump that. I know, and that photo never went in. Nobody ever posted that photo either. I just have it on my phone and here it is. Oh, my God. You've got a JB rare? I have a Justin Bieber rare. Buenos dias, world, from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

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So honestly, something that I really want to talk about today was a bunch of shows. I don't know what you guys have seen, but I wrote down... R.I.P. Ashtray. So Euphoria first, for sure. Okay, well, I read that Fez was supposed... Euphoria spoilers, but I mean also if you haven't seen it, fucking suck a dick. And by now, especially.

Yeah, at this point, poor you. Fez was supposed to die. And then by the time they were filming the second to last episode, they rewrote it because of all the backlash. Yeah, because if they killed Fez, oh my God, I would go on strike. He is a great character. But I saw a TikTok basically that in the very, very first episode, it's something about either Fez or Ashtray. And there's a flash of...

of like, it's like a flashback or like a light or something. You know, in the first episode, Rue was telling, you know, in the first episode of Rue's talking about Fez and his grandma and like whatever and like their backstory, there's a quick flash and in the transition, there's a one second clip

of ashtray sitting in the bathroom, like, in that final scene. Yeah. It doesn't show the thing on his head, though, so, I mean, like, obviously they could have, like, written that in, but I'm saying, like, isn't that kind of crazy? That is really crazy. And that's what... In the very first episode of season one, like, what the fuck? That leads me to the theory, though, completely, in my opinion, that, and maybe I'm wrong, this has just been my theory for Euphoria all along, that Rue is dead and she's telling a story from her life after she died. I 100% agree. Yeah, she's just, like, high as fuck and she, like, literally made Faye up and, like...

So Faye? Oh my God, Faye made a TikTok to Hefner. Okay, here's the thing. Wait, she did? Yes. I didn't know this. But before she was even Faye. No, like look, but here's the thing is I've been like. Does she follow you? No, this, here's the gag. Okay. So in 2020, like something for so long ago, she posted this to Hefner. Put hashtag Tana Mongeau, hashtag Hefner, hashtag bisexual, whole thing. Dancing to Hefner, right? Yeah.

So obviously if she wrote hashtag Tana Mongeau, that's a fair assumption to assume that she knows that I exist, right? Of course. Unfair assumption. Yeah, but you're a song, babe. But I'm just so fucking scared to say shit like that on here. Like, Faye knows I exist. The comments are gonna be like, no, she fucking doesn't. You irrelevant. Yeah, I'd be careful. She might trust Richard too. She's like, I don't fucking know who you are. Yeah, like, I'm just, I'm saying. It's a proof of the pudding, bitch. Hashtags? It's a fair assumption. But I've DM'd her. I've tried. I've like, bro, I would die. She's so hot. I would die.

I love her. She's so funny on TikTok. Have you guys seen her TikToks? Yes, I've seen a couple of them. She's so funny. And she gets me with the all like, every guy thinks he's a musician ones. Oh, that one was so fucking funny. She's so hysterical. And her highlights on Instagram. She just like goes on rants. She's mad funny. She's such a cutie. She also shot for, you guys remember in the past podcast, there was a guy that was named Pete.

who we named him Pete someone that I'd like for his brand yes she shot for his brand and he messaged her he reached out recently after Euphoria was out DMs her and was like will you shoot for my brand and she was like yes let's do it what a sweetheart you know what but then I'm out here saying hey and she's not saying hey back so I'm saying she knows I exist and doesn't give a fuck she also got hashtag bisexual so like

Oh, I'm, I'm, I would die. Would you go there? This is what I love the best, the most about her is I love that like, euphoria is so good for this is like bringing people from all walks of like. Yeah, like how she did porn. Yeah, how she was a porn star. Dude, I have this one porn star that I follow on TikTok. You've probably seen her. She's going like so viral lately. She has little spaces in between her teeth. Yeah, she's so beautiful and so cute. She followed me on Instagram and TikTok. I'm like, I love her.

I don't know her name, but I know her name. Her name is Anal Princess. But her real name is Stella. Stella Berry. I'm obsessed with how candid she is. I wish we could get someone like her. I would love to talk to somebody who does porn and just pay their rent. But she's brilliant. I mean, her mom's a doctor, and she's very well-spoken. People will be like,

When did you do anal for the first time and hurt like her responses are so like eloquent She's like it was such a special time. I was laying on my like she's so cute. She's cute Why do you bite the sides of the pickle? I'm just not feeling the top right now actually She's literally like gnawing on it like it's a fucking turkey like at Disneyland. I wish it was a turkey like at Disneyland Wow that sounds so good. I need to go to Disneyland. It's the perfect time of year to go. The thing about doubles is a weapon too. Some little kids pissing you off you're like oops swung back a little too much. You know you're hating kids at Disneyland.

With a pickle. With a pickle. No, bitch. A turkey leg. Imagine smacking a bitch upside the head with a turkey leg. Bro, that's like one of these. One of these. No, it really is. I was just going to say, so I was watching iCarly and I think that

I was watching it recently. And growing up, I would watch it. And I really was like, oh, I'm going to be a little vlogger one day. We were raised in that era. I remember thinking, I'm Carly. I watch it back the other day. And Sam Puckett is filling a sock with butter and hitting people with it. And I was like, I've always been Sam Puckett. And I never once realized that. And Chris Miles is Gibby.

you don't come in here and hit this bitch. Is Gibby like in love with Sam? I'm just kidding. No, Gibby's just like. See, listen, I'm onto something with this. Also, I didn't know Chris was still here. Chris, if for your birthday, we should so throw an iCarly theme, like Gibby theme party. Just me? I'm like, wait, he gets a party? Wait, iCal being the bagel guy. Because he's black.

Oh my god.

Through an entire Texas and Canada themed birthday parties for our boyfriends who had the same birthday. And they both cheated on us that night. No, mine was not that night. Mine was not that night. Also, literally have never once on the internet said that he cheated on me. Really? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never? You've never?

I guess my question is really like, how does one take that high road? I honestly don't know. Oh, someone cheats on me and I'm, Joe, well, he's not even dating me, but I'd be full, first and last name, address, everything. Honestly, I should have done that, but, because also like, he cheated on me and then we got back together, like, but then like, I don't even know, so weird. Ew. Oops. Now I got me a man. I got me a man. Ew.

I love Ty so much. I don't know what we ever did before him. I'm not kidding. I did come to that birthday party though that you're talking about with the mechanical bull and everything. You were there. I was there. And I wasn't even friends with you guys. We really threw our cheating exes a fucking birthday party. I really got cheated. I'm not joking you. Dude, I'm not kidding too. Even worse than that. That night after we'd thrown the party, he was up later than me. Um,

And you know he was just like click clacking away. No, but he posted a story of me sleeping that night. I saw it when I was going through the archives and it was like, this is, I'm not even kidding you. It's a photo of me sleeping and it's like, this is the most beautiful, perfect thing to happen to me like every single day. I thank God for her. This is my angel. Like, I don't know what I would do if I like didn't have her like at Tana Mongeau, the love of my life. I don't know. Like, I'm not kidding. Like whole novel across the whole screen. So crazy. While he was cheating on me that night. Was he dick picking other girls? He was just. Dickity pickity. When I heard.

And I look back like he I think he was just asking girls for nudes and asking them to keep it low key. It's actually the other day someone said to me, Chris, I think you are a far better person than Brad. So please, while you're outside listening to this, don't take this the wrong way. I'm more so like, duh, no questions asked. And I love Chris like way more like none of that. But I'm just saying like.

The amount of fights Chris and I have had that are like insane and like I forgive him. Like I really at that time was so like I was like Brad get the fuck out. Get the fuck out this day. Yeah that was like the cleanest cut ever. I remember you were just like she later. But he was loving that one because he's from fucking Canada so it's like where's

Well, he also was about to get like... Oh, yeah, you deadass like moved that guy. You are a homosexual attractor. Seriously. Do you think that at that point you were like already ready to break up with him and you were like, thank God I have a reason? Well, I actually was praying every night that God would give me a reason to break up with him. So I took it as the reason. We were just... He was getting... There was nothing wrong with him in that sense. It was just like he was very controlling and I was at a point in my career where I knew if I let someone control me, it like wouldn't... I wouldn't be able to do so many things. So I had to like...

choose that so then I was like you're cheating he was also very much in need of a visa and it was at the point where I was like debating on genuinely just low-key marrying him not even for attention just for the visa so I was like take your ass back to Canada seriously like oh my god he was just sending his dick to other girls I don't remember how did you find out did like one of the girls come forward or what no no no we were at Coachella

We were at Coachella and I was like prancing around all night with Lauren Gray. Such a cutie. I love Lauren Gray. We were having so much fun and I remember Brad was like, wait, remember what I did to Lauren Gray? He was screaming at me. He was like, wait, I want to hear that. I want to know about that. That's funny. But he was screaming at me.

And he was like, why the fuck are you hanging out with her all night and not me? Like screaming, freaking out. So then I do this bit. This is a long story, but I'll try to go quickly. And I don't do it often. I've only ever done it three times, but I have done it to Chris. Where if someone's trying to control my every move, I will completely. And it's so psychotic. But I just, it's honestly one of the more psychotic things I do ever. That's why I only whip it out when I need it. But I turn off my entire personality. I turn off my entire personality. And I make my eyes all big and buggered like this. And I smile like this. And I'm like.

Do you need anything? Oh, I hate... Can I bring you a water? How's the temperature in here? I'm so sorry. Like, she's, like, the most accommodating person of all time. Oh, my gosh. Are you picking your nails? Would you like me to get you a nail clipper? Like, that, like, just actually, like, just psychotic, like, whatever. So I was doing that to him all night, and then we were, um...

Coachella and we were in an Uber that he ordered and I'm sitting there you know she's like how's the temperature in here and he's like if you don't cut the shit like what the fuck is wrong with you like why are you doing this and I'm like no you just that would piss me off I was having so much fun I was having so much fun with Lauren and I wasn't being attentive enough to you is there anything I can get you whatever he gets so mad that he cancels the Uber mid-ride

And we're at Coachella. And there's no service at all for miles. And we're in gridlock traffic for miles and miles and miles. And he gets out and he starts walking. And the Uber's like, I'm sorry. You're going to have to get out. Like, he canceled it. Like, whatever. Which was so fucked. I was like, can I pay you? Whatever. The Uber was like, no. So then I'm following him down the side of the road. I took a video of him, too. I was with Mario Selman. And Mario was cussing him out. I'll never forget this video. You make fun of it so hard. Oh, my god. It's just me walking down the sidewalk with Brad and Susan going, you're going to do this to me? Oh, wow.

a woman a woman i'm just screaming a woman which is also crazy because any other time i'm like female right so i can do what men do but in this situation oh no it's about power he's so hungry yeah like for some reason i was just this frail defeated woman that he was leaving and he but no but he was trying to like leave me just in the middle of nowhere no service like gridlock traffic he was trying to like run down the street so i was like upset filming it we get back

I've actually never told the rest of the story. We get back to the house and I'm like, you know what? I'm really sorry. Maybe the story is too dark. It is. It's a little dark, but things are already rocky leading up to that point because I didn't go to weekend two of Coachella because...

Like the ex didn't want to so I mean if he didn't want to I couldn't do anything. Oh god, we are an awful relationship seriously. So um, but I remember at weekend one of Coachella you were getting irritated at me like please don't do drugs because when you get when you do drugs you get really fucking annoying and like just like awful. No he wouldn't. And then like Bella Thorne had this huge. And then he did. Like he like comes back to us and like we could just tell. She's like you're on drugs aren't you? And he's like trying to lie about it and then like finally it comes out and we're like why? You know with certain men.

Have this thing. I mean honestly most men and I only do drugs I'm sorry to say or maybe I'm just around the wrong crowd some people can do them and you don't fucking know and then Certain men I can think of like a few artists right now at the top of my head have this And they do the fingers they do the little claw fingers where they're like so where do we where we are? Makes me oh my god biggest thing in the world the biggest thing in the world his fingers would be like falling off like he was like Edward Scissorhands like fucking out here, and I was like I can't look at you. It's like the big eyes like that.

No, and then like Bella Thorne at a party. He wouldn't let me go. I was like, why can't I go? Like, we're cool. I went lost my phone. Great. Yeah. No. So I had to like sit at home. So by weekend two, I was just like, obviously very over it. We get back and then I'm like, you know what? I'm really sorry for being crazy tonight because this was before I was just crazy. We actually were pretty healthy for the majority of our relationships. I was like, I'm really sorry for doing that. I just get really upset that you're constantly trying to control me, especially when I'm at Coachella and I want to hang out with my friends.

And then I was like, I want to break up with you. I almost hate that we just told that story because, you know, he wants Tana to talk about him so bad. Absolutely. You know, he needs the attention. He's in every single time she's going live. He's writing, writing, writing, writing. I'm like, Brad, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Sorry, Brad. He is so hot, though.

I could account for like 90,000 times Tana's done that to other people.

Oh, yeah. Never do you love Eastman. Yeah, that's true. I'm just kidding. We're pretty good about that. We haven't had very much overlap. We actually don't. Out of, like, all of her exes, like, he probably is, like, the best looking one because he looks like Justin Bieber. He is really hot. I think Brad kind of started the, like, it was almost like being with someone that was so perfect looking. It, like, almost made me, like, attract to the opposite of that. See, do you almost feel like sometimes that could be, like, a little unsettling? Like, I don't like the idea of...

Chris, you're hot. If everyone's out there laughing like I'm calling Chris ugly, that's not what I'm fucking saying. I'm saying just like not the abnormal archetype. Oh my God, you know what Chris is out there like, man, fuck this bitch, I'm leaving. No, I was saying just like the cookie cutter guy versus like face cats dying. It's like what started me being into that like opposite. I don't know. I love my hot white men. I don't. I love a good, a good, good, good. Well, my hot white man. A good big ugly. Big ugly.

- Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. - And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Who I've been loving a lot lately is Ken, Ken Urich.

I love her. And then I think I don't know what happened or like because I followed her. I don't know if I commented on one of her TikToks and she saw and followed me back but I definitely followed her first. And then all of a sudden it said like your friend when I was watching one of her TikToks and I was like wait what? Yeah I love her. She's so hot. That's the most exciting thing. Wait I just had an instance. I'm so excited about it. So I was

I was at dinner and I saw Cody Cohen and Kelsey Kruppel walk in. And I told the girl next to me, I'm like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with them. Like I'm, I'm going to have a stroke. And I, she's like, oh, let me introduce you. Like they're my friends. I'm like, no. Like another one of those instances where I was like, I don't even like, I don't want to embarrass myself, look stupid, nothing. Like I don't want to meet them. But then as I'm walking out, Kelsey like grabs my arm and she's like, I love you. And I said, I thought, I thought like, well, I was thinking my friend must've told her like,

like, you know, she's a fan of you or whatever. So I was like, oh, like, that's so nice of her. She like make a wish to me, you know, she's like, she like said something nice to me. But then I ran into her the next night and she was like, I was so embarrassed. I don't know. I just word vomited. I don't know why I said I love you, but I like, she like watches my videos. She was like, you're so funny. Like, I love you. And she's like, and you've been looking so good. Like, and I was literally like,

Like my mind was blown. I'm like, there's because I love her. That would be like, wait, that's so cute. So funny. It made me so happy. I'm like, I love her so much. She's a sweetie heart. I have a funny story with her. So a couple of years ago, like this is like three, four years ago. I didn't know who she was, but I like go up to her and I was like, you look so familiar. Like you look. I thought that she looked like she could have been one of Jordan's sisters.

She does. She kind of looks like... I thought you were going to say a Greer. No. She does look like a Greer, too. The eyes. It's the eyes. Yeah, the eyes. So I was looking at her and I was talking to her and I was like, you look so familiar. And I'm just staring at her and I'm trying to figure it out and I'm like, I don't know where it's from. She's literally Kelsey Kruppel. And now I'm embarrassing my fucking self. Also just thinking she's like Jordan Morona's sister. I was just like, oh my god. And it was like four years ago and it was like new. She kind of looks like Adina.

I don't even know. Like, social media was, like, much newer to me and I just didn't really understand. Like, I didn't really know much about Cody Ko. That's crazy. It's crazy when you, like, see a celebrity or something and you're like, oh, hey, like, I must know you from somewhere. But it's like, no, babe, like, they're on your favorite show. Yeah, I was like, oh, fuck. This is really embarrassing. And then, like, I don't even know. Some time passed by and I was like, ew, I'm so embarrassed.

No, she's like so sweet. She probably didn't care. Oh, we were talking about Lauren Gray earlier. God, Jesus Christ. You guys, I'm so sorry to Lauren Gray. No, I honestly like this. We're kind of killing this. Seriously. So if you recall an episode, I don't know. I never said this, right? Wait, I got to know. I got to know. I know what she's going to say. It is so funny. Go ahead. Okay, first of all, I love Lauren Gray. I've followed her forever. She is the queen of TikTok. She's so sweet. My original, like, love her. Sweetest sweetheart. And I'm...

I came on the podcast recently and I told everybody that they should use a magic eraser to get a spray tan off. Okay. Little did I know those are like, like ridden with chemicals. Like you, you get chemical burns on your body if you put it on your skin, which I've only ever used it like on my hands, like where I get spray tan off. Yeah. Where I get like really fucked up, but.

Poor Lauren Gray scrubbed the fuck out of her neck with a magic eraser to get her spray tan off. And I gave her chemical burns. Wait, did she say it was because of yours? No, so then she posted a video on her fucking account with 60, 70 million followers or something she has. And she's like, never listen to people on the internet. I just got from using a magic eraser on my neck. And immediately I was like, oh no. I commented and I was like,

like Lauren baby I'm so sorry and she commented back she's like ha like she thought it was funny but like Lauren I'm sorry like holy shit and don't do that you guys I didn't know the title of this podcast it's like Brooke assaulted who?

Wait, okay. Have you seen either Tinder or not? You haven't seen Anna Delvey, huh? I haven't. Oh my God, you need to. The other night, oh, I wish I could, I don't even know how to describe this. Lila like came over and this guy was,

was offering her 12k to come hang out with him and bring a friend nothing they just want just hang out like obviously it was like on seeking suddenly i'm on my way no right this whole thing and they're going back and forth and you know it's just lila she's like send the wire now like whatever and he like won't and apparently and i didn't know about this her other friend who was gonna go with her was like oh oh you need to download this app called like mr it's like mr man or so i don't even know what it's called um

Because, like, he sounded very sketchy. And I never intervene in Lila's things either. She'll be like, I'm going on this two-person jet to Guadalajara tomorrow. And I'm like, get in your bag. Because usually it's, like, fine. Usually it's, like, some CEO or it's, like, nothing weird. So I never wanted to speak up and be like this. But he was on the phone and it just sounded so fishy. And he just kept being like, show me your body. He's like, show me your this, show me your that. And it was just the way it was happening. It was very, very weird. And I was like, yo, Lila, I never wanted to say this, but, like,

I don't know if you should go there right now. Like, don't go there. And she was like, okay, like, I want to, whatever. And then her friend was like, no, it's kind of sketchy. Download Mr. Whatever. And it's this app where you can put any guy's phone number in from, like, from Seeking Arrangements or from the internet or from whatever. And other girls leave reviews on him. What? And this man, like, rate my professor. Yeah. Rate my daddy. Exactly. This man had, like, 40 reviews for, like,

being awful, like verbally abusive to girls, like pushing them, like not giving them their money at all, like Tinder swindling fully, not paying absolutely anyone and like being so sketchy and scary. Oh my God, no way. If only the swindled girls knew about that. Check this one out. Buenos dias world from the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance. I'm Marco Wendt. And I'm Rick Schwartz.

And we're your hosts for season three of Amazing Wildlife, a show from iHeartRadio Ruby Studio and the global conservation organization behind the San Diego Zoo and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. Listen as we dive into the efforts here in San Diego and spotlight the heroes working worldwide to care for the species you know and love. Listen to Amazing Wildlife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I start using the app to type in hella people we know in LA's fucking numbers. Oh no. Hella fucking like executives and managers and shit. You know who you should type in? I did and he's on there. I bet he is. I did and he's on there. This huge manager.

That's who I was thinking. He's on there. And it was reviews from him too. He's this huge manager now for hella people in like social media and shit. And he's very well known. He has reviews dating back to 2016. Like good for a couple fucks, doesn't pay well though. Like crazy shit. He's told me stories about like porn stars and stuff that he's hired. He told me he was on Seeking Arrangements. Yeah, he told me one time he saw me on Seeking Arrangements. I was like, that's embarrassing. That's embarrassing.

Fuck. The fact that you have millions of dollars and you have a seeking arrangements profile is so insane. Okay, no, no, no. Hear me out. It's like I spend all my money on pickles.

I mean now I don't like you seeking arrangements but back in the day I definitely always had the mindset of like it doesn't matter. Yeah you were seeking an arrangement. It doesn't matter which one you make why would you spend your own but also it's good. Yeah that's like one thing I've learned from Tana is that's how you stay rich is spend other people's money. But not like your friends like just you know. Yeah until it's on your Lyft account and then you do not spend it. We have an invoice team you

You got it. We do. We do. I got my bag. You got reimbursed. Seriously. I might ask you to swipe, but I'll reimburse you if you're, you know. But yeah, like, and you can switch it to your city. So back in the day, too, if I was like on tour, I was like, who gonna pay for dinner in Nebraska? You know what I mean? Like, no one. That is nobody. Nobody's paying. I know. I never really even go to dinner. No, that was going to sound so stupid. But I met the, because they're in their restaurants in Nebraska. Yeah.

I met the manager. She's like looking for Nobu tonight. Seriously though. Is there Nobu in Nebraska? Oh my God. Can we go to Nobu tonight?

Yes. Looking for someone in Los Angeles. There's hella people. I'm just kidding. But I met the manager of Michael Jackson's estate. So I used to be like crazy cool people. And what's your story time about that? Yes, that did happen. I fumbled that bag. That's also my thing. I love fumbling bags. What's the worst bag you've ever fumbled, both of you?

You think you have one? That might be one of them, I'm not gonna lie. 'Cause he was like a literal billionaire and I could've just like had the world taken care of me. I tried to date a billionaire one time and it did not go over well. I've never really like fumbled any bags in general. 'Cause I don't really like, like chase after men or anything like that. My problem- Us either! Listen, I- my problem is I like am a poor s- like everyone who I like is like low key like kinda poor.

Wait, but I have like a funny story. So there was this like, this is a couple years back. It was like pretty, like a few months after Aaron and I broke up. So I was like still like down in the dumps or whatever. And I was like, I had like just moved to LA, I think, or like lived in LA for not that long. But we were living in, we were living in...

And there was this one guy that would never, ever, ever give me attention. I know exactly who it is. He's so famous now, too. You think so? The circles he'd be running with is what I mean. Yes. You can see him with a Hadid. He is with Hadids all the time. God, now the people are really good.

Oh, oh, oh. So I really wanted, like, I wanted to hook up with this guy because, like, I just, like, thought, like, I would see him in videos. I was like, he's so cute. Like, I feel like he's really funny. He is cute. Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. And then I found out more details leading up to it. Found out, like, he was a bottom, like, all this stuff. I was like, this is great. Look at him. Of course he's a bottom. But he also, like, doesn't, like, speak. So, like, I wouldn't fucking know anything. So a couple months after, it's, like, Halloween.

And I remember, oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no. There's the, okay. We have to backtrack a tiny bit. No, we have to backtrack a tiny, tiny bit because it was the night that we were going to the Chainsmokers party and we tried to like break in and you had to come help us. We ran into him and another girl on the way down. So embarrassing. You saw her break into that party. But they were walking down and we were walking up and we're like, oh yeah, we're going in now. They're like, oh yeah, it's fun, blah, blah, blah, whatever, bye. And then after that, he like messaged me on Instagram and called me cute. And I was like, wait, this is crazy.

And he never followed me back. Anything like that. But we had DM'd before. We had DM'd. And so, but he would never follow me back. I'm like, why the fuck won't you follow me back? We were talking. Come on. Come on. So then finally, he messaged me. He was like, yo, you're kind of cute. And then followed me back. And I was like, this is not real. So probably another month goes on. It's Halloween. And then one night, we're both wasted at different parties. He wants to hook up.

And I was like, oh, shit. I was like, wow. I was like, you can manifest these kinds of things. You can. I didn't even know the story. And so I remember I'm at Jaclyn Hill's fucking Halloween party. Oh, my God, I was with you. Yeah, you were with me. Yeah. And we're having a blast, getting so drunk, and then apparently he wants to hook up. But a week before this, my birthday is October 22nd, so we were in Hawaii for a week, and

friend that used to work for Tana came and robbed all of my furniture. Robbed all of my furniture. Literally, it was just like my mattress was sitting on top of... My ex was just an awful bitch. Robbed you?

Do you know about this? Took all my furniture because when I like first moved to LA like I was like I really had an assistant work for me for an entire year let her go because she like she wanted to quit anyways and she was just awful at her job like sorry love you girl but like it was like Ashley's Friday we were trying to help her out whatever we went out of town and she told Jordan that we said that Amari would give her all of her furniture so Jordan let her in she came in took all

all the furniture out of Amari's room and we came back to a mattress. - And it was furniture that she bought for her. She bought the furniture for her. She moved out. - I bought it for her. - Well, not, but like didn't buy it for her. - I bought this for furniture. - Bought it like for, she just bought furniture, like for the house, for that room, whatever. She lived in that room for a period of time. - Yeah, I was never giving it to her. - She left, I moved into that room. And so then- - Oh, so it was your, yeah, it was your furniture now. - Yeah, that was my fucking furniture, bitch. - And if anything, that was my fucking furniture. - Yeah, so then come back,

from Hawaii after my birthday so hungover I'm like so many shrooms like not okay like and I was like oh my god all I want is to just lay in my bed no come home into walk into my room my mattress is sitting on top of Ikea drawers like you know like when a bed has a lot of drawers underneath it it's sitting on top of these drawers and I was like oh my fucking god so then I was we're like Jordan this is your fucking fault I was like I have no fucking furniture like Jordan you're buying me all new furniture he bought me a bunch of like did he? yeah he bought me the same stuff

So I had furniture again. Thank God. But it took like two weeks to get there. So one week after my birthday, during Halloween, my bed is sitting on fucking... Oh, fuck. Does he not have a bed? Drives. Oh, my God. See, I didn't even think things through like that. But like, we wanted to come to mine. We wanted to come to mine. Oh, no. And I'm like, I can't. I literally can't. I literally can't. You can't. Because how do you explain that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And that just sounds like someone who doesn't have furniture lying. Yes. And then it's like every other room in the house is fully furnished, perfectly fine. I was so fucking pissed. So then, never happened. That's such a bummer. Maybe it could, well, no. Why would I say that? No, Ty, I love you. I could tell so many stories. That's a funny podcast with Ashley, her, to tell all of these stories. But her ex-boyfriend, I remember, too, stole everyone's phones at Coachella and we caught him.

Like, we were all at Coachella. And I always keep my phone at festivals in my bra or like in my literal pussy. I don't care. Because I'm so scared of someone taking it. Because everyone pickpockets everyone. And it's like my phone is like my... I can't. So it's... My phone was probably like inside me, right? And so... Sorry.

And so everyone else had theirs like in their pockets and whatever. And we're, and it's everyone. It's like Ashley's dating Michael at the time. It's Mario Selman. It's like, it's our whole friend group. And we're all at this set and my assistant's there and her man's there and they're like our friends and whatever. And this was the Coachella too where thousands of phones got stolen. Do you remember that? That one where they found all those backpacks like just full of phones. Full of like 500 phones, whatever. So it was like,

We're all at the set. We all leave. Everyone starts realizing they don't have their phones. And I mean, it was like chickens with their heads cut off, you know, like Mario screaming, crying. I would lose my mind if I lost my phone at Coachella. No, seriously. Michael's ready to like fucking kill someone. Amari's just like trying to figure it out. I think you were like calling him. Like everyone's freaking out. And then my assistant at the time, she's there too. And I think her phone didn't get stolen, but she didn't know what was good. Like, you know what I mean? Like she was like trying to help everyone and you could tell she didn't know what was good. Right.

And then we all get home and he lived in Fontana, California. Yeah. Like far as fuck away. Fontana is also a small place. Yeah. We don't know anyone from there. Anyone, whatever. We track all of our phones and they're all like in Fontana. And then I think that like eventually...

I almost said her name. Eventually the assistant comes back with like one person's phone like randomly and we like caught him and they would just never admit to it. And he would always bring guns in my house. There was a time where we were driving back me, Trevi, her and him from Coachella and he like, they started fighting and he took a gun out of the glove compartment and shit. That was like why I fired her for the most part was because it was like dump him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And then I like there's only one way I could have like bit him too because I remember when we were pre-gaming I mentioned because I was wearing cargo pants multiple pockets you know so I didn't have it in like my regular pocket I was like I'm gonna be smart I'm gonna put it in like a lower pocket or something that like shuts and like that's not my regular pocket so why would someone if they're trying to steal a phone if they're gonna feel up on me they're gonna like go into my regular pocket you know. Yeah.

And I mentioned that. And that's where my phone got swiped from. You told the swiper. I did it. You're like, swiper, no swiping. That's crazy. I'm like, I thought he was my homie.

Oh my god, that's fucking insane. Stealing is like the weirdest. I actually stole accidentally by the other day. What did you steal? Wait, what did I steal? Oh, oh my god, you guys, I'm at this party and I was wearing this little leather jacket and all of a sudden I just didn't have my jacket on anymore. I was like, where the fuck is my jacket? And so then I'm like, oh my god, there it is. It was on top of this thing. And so I put it on whenever I go home and I'm looking at the jacket later. I'm like, this is not my jacket. Was it better at least? No.

No. It's just not right. It was just not quite right. I stole on purpose recently. What did you steal? Amari! Your lawyer's like in there. I'm like, Melody, if anything. Also, my poor lawyer. She just sits here so cute throughout the whole podcast. Yeah, she's listening to us. Like, we bled all over his back.

that. Well, so basically I'm at like Vons and I was getting some stuff and I was at self-checkout and you know how sometimes self-checkout just starts fucking up. It's like, please see cashier or whatever. And it's like, someone needs to come over to assist you. Like I kept doing that. So finally I was just like, it did it like three times. And I was like, this is just so fucking annoying. I was like, if it's going to keep doing this, like I'm gonna just take this shit. So like I just stopped scanning items and then I just like put the rest of the items in the bag and then I was like finished to pay. Another friend of mine just told me too.

but that he'll go into a store and get a bunch of items at the grocery store and do self-checkout and be on his phone fake frantically yelling like, I just can't fucking, I don't know why you're acting like this, whatever. So like, what?

Like scanning with like so that he could be like it was an accident like exactly and then like doesn't really scan any of the items and then walks out with them and then like if they say anything it's just like oh sorry like I was just like super like like just like freaking out like oh my god he would be trying to figure out how to steal. He looks like he steals like I just look at him and I'm like I know that guy steals. Poor kid. I know I don't know what I'm out here doing like just like stealing a couple items from Vons like I'm literally black like I'm like a year probably like literally already looking at me like

Oh my god, they used to follow my I couldn't go anywhere with my mom. They would follow her around like really what the fuck I know we're over time. But did you guys see that Fashion Nova just bought the one that house that for 141 million dollars. Holy shit. I'm like, I see where fashion of his budgets go First of all, I thought no one would ever buy that house. Basically. Yeah, she's right there. I just cracked the can I'm like actually like

It's like an anxiety thing, I think. I'm sorry. It's so gross. It makes you look like, ooh. No, and when it's like a straw, she's like, ooh. You're disgusting. You're done. We don't even have to get into the house shit. Fuck it. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode of Cancelled with Amari and Brooke. I really like this trio. I hope you guys like it. Me too. We should do this again. I love the lack of beef here has been incredible. I love to see us all together. Seriously, let's bring everyone in. Brad Sousa next episode, whole thing. No beef 2022. It's going to be great. Holy shit.

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