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Horror movie villains. A lot of them are just goofy as hell. You cannot tell me a doll is menacing. Like you could just punt it like a field goal like you're in the NFL. And if it comes back, you do the same thing again. It's not rocket science. The reason why a lot of these villains exist is because people make dumb ass decisions in these horror movies. You know, I wouldn't really consider myself smart at all if I'm being real with you.
Let me walk down this dark hallway to see what happens. That wasn't really a specific example. I'm just saying. A lot of conflicts in these movies could have been easily avoided if people didn't make these dumb ass decisions. I'm not really the biggest fan of horror movies ever, but on the off chance I'm watching one, I'm just...
Bamboozled by some of the actions that these people are taking but I've been seeing videos about like horror movie characters that people could beat which inspired this one Let's start with jigsaw, which is from the movie saw but this dude is old as hell. He's not doing anything
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Anything to you. This dude should be in a retirement home eating pudding by the spoonful. Why is he even here in this situation? I don't know. Now, this video is just for shits and gigs. I don't know the entire lore or backstory of this guy. I believe that his entire shtick is that he makes the protagonists of the movies are...
whoever it is play these games or tests that are like really deadly situations i don't know what his obsession with that is but these deadly traps and these games are literally carrying him so i don't really see the vision why people say this guy is scary like what is he gonna do to you nothing without his traps and games he's nothing american psycho well it's technically a horror film so we're including it and of course the villain
Patrick Bateman is also the main character of this film. We get a deep dive of a psychopath, but there was hella people glazing this guy on TikTok for whatever reason. Like, I actually watched the movie myself to make sure that I was not missing out on anything super important, but this dude is literally a psychopath. I don't know what the hype is around this villain.
I don't know. This guy is who you don't want to be. The guy who played the role of Patrick Bateman, I think his name is Christian Bale. He cooked all these Sigma people on TikTok. Christian said himself that Patrick Bateman is an unredeeming character. There is no redeeming qualities about this guy whatsoever. Nobody should look at this guy and be like, you know what?
I want to grow up and be like Patrick Bateman. But unfortunately, people are aspiring to be like this dude, even though they probably didn't even see the movie. The movie intended for you to look at this guy and be like, wow, this dude is a fucking psychopath. This is ridiculous. But next on the list, we got Pennywise. But let's start with first things first. He is a clown.
Like I can see the vision. He's kind of creepy looking but like just something about him is so goofy Like just the way he dances and shit like this isn't a very intimidating villain if i'm being totally honest with you And the fact that this guy is going after a group of kids is crazy Like I don't understand what his beef is with this group of kids. I really don't know I forget the kid's name in the movie, but he was trying to get georgie back. I'm pretty sure
But all this dude would do is try to use their fears against them. So if you wanted to beat him hypothetically, all you have to do, literally say you're not scared. Pennywise, you're a bitch. What are you doing? You just have to get in his head. He feeds off your fear. Like, let's say you have a stupid-ass fear like I did when I was a kid.
Mushrooms. All he would have to do is put a mushroom in my face and I would be cooked. And without that factor, he's powerless. He can't do anything. He's going to be scared of you if you're not scared of him. At the end of the movie, Pennywise literally shrivels up and looks like a dried up raisin that's just been in the sun for hours. I mean, that's really it in all honesty. Next up, we have Freddy Krueger.
When you think of horror movie villains, you think of people like Jason. Like this dude is scary as hell. Like not even a shotgun to the face would kill him. For the most part, it seems like he's basically invincible. But Freddy Krueger is only powerful in the dream world. He can't
even really do anything to you in person as long as you just stay away from him. He is scary looking. I'm not going to lie. If I saw that thing in my dreams, I would freak the hell out. But you can also control your dreams. If you realize this is a dream and Freddy Krueger is in it, I don't know exactly how much power this dude has in the dream world. Would you be able to just imagine yourself beating the living shit out of him or him just dying in some way? I don't know. I'm curious. But sometimes when I'm dreaming...
I basically tell my brain to wake up and eventually it happens. I just wake up because technically it's your dream. Freddy's just in it. Next up we have Chucky. Now it's pretty self-explanatory why this is a goofy villain. I mean, look at him, bro. He's a doll. He can't do anything. I feel like, yeah, some dolls are very creepy looking. Like yeah, Chucky is very creepy looking, but he can't
do anything to you. Like I said, you could literally punt it across a football field. He might find his way back, but can't you just like burn it alive? I don't know. It says here on Google that he has the strength of a full grown man and he is very intelligent. I feel like if his opponent was an adult, like he would have been cooked. His opponent is a kid named Andy. Now, Chucky wants to use Andy's body for his soul because the soul is trapped in this doll.
And obviously the doll's mobility is fucking shit. So he wants another body. That's why he's going for this kid named Andy, but any person could easily outrun him. Well, in most cases, if I was in this movie, bro is not touching me. You could lock his ass in a toy box and just ship him all the way to, I don't know, fucking East Guam for his ass to never be seen again. Next we have Ghostface from Scream. In this movie series, I don't know, man. I think the
characters are giving this dude way too much power because he is quite literally just a regular dude with a goofy ass mask on. Like this shit, I literally wore it for Halloween. This is pretty much the same thing here. Like this dude's wearing a Halloween costume and acting like he's scary. Basically what he'll do is he'll call his victims on the phone, right? And he'll be like, I'm about to kill you. You better watch your back. And then he just pulls up with a knife. If you pull up with a shotgun, he's done. It's over.
You could say it's self-defense because he pulled up on you with a knife. Or if you just kick it or hit it out of his hand, he has nothing. He's done. He's pretty much powerless without the damn thing. Like I'm just watching a clip of it right now. This dude literally just looked at him. He's like, you got a problem? These girls ran in there screaming. Do you think he's going to have a civil discussion with you?
No, he's not going to play games. But like I said, yeah, it's just like the characters in the movie. A lot of them don't make the most optimal decisions ever. And there's no police anywhere on this guy's case. Like you'd think he'd be like most wanted five stars on his ass. But no, they even do a damn thing about it.
Like I don't know how this dude is getting away with so much bro. It's wild to me and next we talk about jack frost No, not that jack frost this one, bro. What are you talking about? This is the christmas family friendly special that everybody loves. Okay, this movie sucks ass seriously Can we just talk about the main antagonist of this movie? Just look at him. Look at his build. Look at everything I found out what this movie was from uh, derrick fbd in this video shout out to him it's pretty much like
The Jack Frost family-friendly Christmas special, but a horror movie. They have the same title. But except in this movie, the snowman comes to life and just kills everybody. How are you gonna let a snowman do that to you, bro? Like, you could literally just let him melt in...
melt away in the sun to never be seen again. At this point, I would just move to a state or any place that is very hot. So this way he can't follow me anywhere. He would just melt if he tries to follow me anywhere. And I'm confused how this guy even stays alive in a warm house. Like, wouldn't he melt? You know, it's a little confusing to me. You know, I really don't get what's so menacing about a snowman. Maybe it's because you don't really expect it. I don't know. I think that's probably what they were going for.
But this movie was ass. Considering the low ass scores on both ends. Like the audience is usually pretty generous, I would say. The people in the movie would just stare at the thing. Perplexed. Like hit it with the axe. Just kill it. Get it over with. There are so many thoughts running through my head while watching this. Like he's just looking around for nothing. Like it's clearly the snowman. There's nothing else there.
The Winnie the Pooh horror movie. It took my favorite character as a three-year-old and turned it into this disgusting, wrinkly-ass creature. I don't know what the hell this is. And apparently there was a second one released in March. I don't know, a lot of people might disagree with me on this, but I just don't like the concept of this movie at all. Winnie the Pooh.
Like that doesn't sound very menacing. You know what I mean? Like, okay, I can at least give it to the other villains. But when I hear Winnie the Pooh, all I think of is this goofy ass bear that likes honey that I liked in my childhood. Maybe you guys feel differently about this, but I don't like the way that they did my boy Winnie the Pooh, bro. This is just disrespectful. It's not that deep, but still, bro, I just don't see this really being a good horror movie.
Or maybe it was just like a goofy-ass horror movie meant for laughs. I don't know. Because in my personal opinion, there's nothing scary about Winnie the Pooh. I mean, for those of you that don't know this movie, because I didn't really know either, I guess the concept of this movie is that Winnie the Pooh and other animals are in their Joker arc against Christopher Robin. Because apparently Christopher Robin abandoned them. And Winnie the Pooh is upset about it. He's not having it. So he literally just tries to kill as much people as possible.
But you would think he would actually look like a bear. It's like some kind of humanoid bear. Like, this shit is disgusting. Baby face. Now, this dude's from a movie called Happy Death Day that dropped in 2017. Now, this is just a regular guy with this baby mask on.
Why a baby mascot? Like, again, like, this just looks goofy as shit. Like, I don't know if this guy's trying to come across as menacing or what. Like, I don't know what the plan is here. But the whole concept of this movie, it's kind of similar to the Groundhog Day movie, where the same event just occurs over and over again. And they have to figure out how to put a stop to the day. And pretty much what you have to do is just avoid the situation from happening. Like, you could literally just go on vacation, go to the Bahamas,
Hamas or some shit. Like you just decide like to completely change the course of your day. Or I don't really know exactly how it works. But if you want to see a video about villains in cartoons, then click the video on the end screen.