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Ranking every subject in school. As somebody like myself who is an academic weapon when it comes to cheating in school, so I would say I'm pretty qualified to rank all of these subjects starting from the best going all the way to the worst. And the best one we gotta start with is lunch. I already know I'm getting people in the comments, I'm weird technically, lunch is not a-
You can't forget lunch, bro. You can't dis lunch. I guess the only thing that's really bad about it is the food. But you actually get to talk to your homies. There's roast battles. There's rap battles. What's not to love about lunch? I don't care if it's a subject or not. It's the best thing on this list. I mean, compared to everything else on this list that's a class, obviously, this is the best thing we're getting. Next up, we got Jim. Now, you obviously knew this was going to be in second place.
Gym is just too goaded compared to the other classes. I guess the only con about gym is that sometimes you don't want to do this shit at 7 in the morning, bro. That's a little bit much. And some of the activities suck, like the pacer test. Everybody's trying to play sports or a fun game or something like that. There's some sports that I'm not really a big fan of, like soccer, hockey. I didn't particularly like those days, but it was better than the goddamn pacer test.
Sometimes the worst part about gym is when that taco or burrito day is hit in your stomach right after lunch Like i'm over here feeling like I ate a gordita crunch from taco bell Somebody hits me with one dodgeball a truckload of shit is flying out of my pants, dude But obviously some of the best moments of gym class outweigh this by a ton the gym scooters that big ass parachute and dodgeball man That's when gym class was in its prime
But I think, you know, when it comes to gym class, we got to talk about the gym sweats. Bro, you are not getting drafted to the NFL because you got six touchdowns in a gym football game. Pipe the f*** down, dude. I'm sure every NFL scout is cool off watching a gym football game. Study hall. But-
But actually, I'm study hall-ish. I didn't ask for your opinion, dude. Shut the- Study hall is so goaded. You can literally just sit down, do homework if you want, just get that shit out the way, play games. Or hell, you could just sleep if you wanted to. That's what I would do most of my time in study hall. But believe me, bro. I was locked in on cool math games like crazy. I was playing Run, Duck Sl- Mom!
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Life, the Papa's games. Oh, and you bet your ass I beat every single game that I played. And now the reason why I play study hall third, I feel like sometimes it can be hit or miss depending on the teacher that you have. I feel like they could be like that for any class, but for this one, it's either really good or just absolutely terrible. Because if your teacher's an op, you're not going to be able to play games. Sometimes my teachers would pull up land school, which basically what it was, it would watch over everybody's screen.
But whenever that would happen, I would just get all my homework done so I didn't have to do it later. Honestly, the worst part about school's gotta be homework. So the fact that I can just get that done early clutches up. And if I had some spare time, I would just knock right out. Next on our list, we got business. And now the reason why I placed this one fourth is because it's actually useful. These kinds of classes teach you how to manage money, stocks, and other investments you can make, and how to run a business. These were the best classes I took in high school, honestly. Because all the other classes just don't apply to me.
Like, when am I ever going to use math again? I'm a fucking YouTube. But taking some of these classes in school just gave me a basic understanding of all this stuff. So I'm not completely clueless when I get out into the real world. Next on the list, we got cooking classes. I don't know how many of you had to take a cooking class in high school. I never did. And now I have no idea how to cook. I know how to cook maybe one or two different things.
But when I move out on my own, I'm gonna be f***ed. I'm gonna have to eat TV dinners every other night. So just having that knowledge is so useful. Especially if somebody in your family can't really teach you. Because as somebody who almost set their house on fire with microwave mac and cheese, I can say that cooking is a skill you need to know in your life. Trust me. Next on the list, we got driver's ed. And now tell me not, driver's ed is so f***ed.
F***ing boring. Oh my god, like this class is insufferable. So as unfortunate as it is, it's information you really need to know. Because again, you gotta drive every day. It's just something you're gonna have to know. Now in my case, I chose not to take drivers out of my school. So instead, I had to sit there for six hours on a Saturday.
And I had to do this for six weeks. I had to watch a bunch of boring ass videos, go through shitty lectures. And it was quite the crew as well. Obviously, that didn't help one bit. There was one dude on the staff that was a heavy smoker. His voice sounded like his lungs were just about to collapse any second. Ugh.
Welcome to the class. I've been smoking for 40 years. Like dead ass, the entire building smelt like cigarette smoke. Next on the list, we got wood shop. Now why I placed this one seventh? Although wood shop is dope as fuck. You could use a saw. You can make anything you want out of wood. Honestly, that's really it. There's not much more than that.
But the idea of it is still kind of cool, though. What I've heard from other people's experiences, they usually ask them to make a table or a birdhouse. But I'm gonna be honest, though. If I was tasked with making a f***ing birdhouse, it would be the shittiest birdhouse from the trenches. It would look like it survived a shooting in O Block, got ran over by a few cars, sitting in sewage for weeks. And we are 100% not graduating school with this. This shit's some straight ass. I'm sure we've all had that intrusive thought. Yo, what if I just cut my finger off with a s***?
languages. They say that French and Spanish are the most romantic languages in the world. Maybe if I learn them, I can finally get some action. I placed this eighth because learning a language can be useful, but bro, you can literally just use Duolingo and you can work at your own pace. So taking an entire class on it is just straight ass compared to Duolingo. The
fact that you're graded on it makes me not want to learn it at all. And most schools are like, you're either taking Spanish or French. Like there's no other option. And if you could pick the language, that would be cool because I really need to tap in with my culture more. I'm downloading Duolingo after this video and I'm learning Italian. Swear to God. I'm going to Italy in a few years. I can't go there and just be absolutely clueless. I'm going to look like a f***ing idiot. Like I at least got to know something, bro.
Next on the list, we got science. Now, I gotta say, science was one of the most fun base subjects I've been in. There's like four base subjects, and science is the best out of all of them, I gotta say. Because some of the experiments that you would do were cool. And shit like biology, it was just lame as shit, I'm not gonna lie. I had to study bacteria in a microscope.
That was the lamest thing I've ever done. But in classes like chemistry, there was this experiment with fire that we did. That was cool as fuck. Next on the list, we got tech classes. Now, most tech classes aren't bad, but some of them were just boring as shit. Now, my tech instructor was the biggest meme at my school, bro. Like,
everybody would make fun of him. This motherfucker put himself in front of a green screen. This dude was like running next to a cheetah and then he put himself behind a dance floor and just started dancing. And anytime we had a problem with our computer, this dude would tell us to power refresh our computer. Like that was going to do anything.
And then he one day taught us about browser history. I mean, that one came in handy for when I was in middle school, for sure. Like, come on, bro. You didn't have to spend a whole class teaching that. Next on the list, we got art. Now, in most cases, art can be a really relaxing class. I can't draw for shit. That's why it's as low as it is. You get a teacher with a stick up their ass that cares so much about every little detail in your art.
That just ruins the class in my personal opinion. Like my fourth grade art teacher deadass just grabbed my artwork and just threw it in the fucking trash when I didn't make a straight line. Like, all right, bro. It's not that serious. Next on the list, we got music. Same type of deal. I have no idea how to play an instrument. I'm sure everybody in elementary school had to play a recorder. That's how it always went. And when it was my turn to go, I would just completely fuck it up. There was absolutely no saving me whatsoever. And then the teacher would just be like, bro,
look at the music. Telling me to look at the music is not going to magically make me play any better. Like what is he saying? But yeah, I can't play an instrument if my life depended on it, but I love listening to music. But as school went on for me, music kind of got better because it became more about learning about artists. And I thought that shit was kind of cool. Like I got to sit in class and learn about Michael Jackson for a full
hour like that's actually dope that beats most of these subjects honestly but next up on the list we got public speaking now i hate this shit with all my guts bro the amount of presentations you gotta do in this class is crazy i just hate presenting to begin with even though this youtube video is going to be seen by thousands of people i can pre-make it but for a presentation shit's gotta be on the spot so obviously i'm gonna be a lot more nervous and if especially if it's about a topic i don't give a shit about
I'm not trying to do a speech on King Henry the 55th, bro. No one's gonna even pay attention anyways. Half the class is gonna be dead asleep, bro. Nobody cares, I promise you. But if you are in some sort of public speaking class and you gotta present, no one's gonna remember your presentation. Unless you do a backflip and then start hitting goofy-ass dances in the middle of the class. If you just do a normal-ass presentation, nobody's gonna remember.
What I would do is I would write an entire script like I'm recording a YouTube video. And I would get through these no problem. Although every time I did that, the teacher would bitch at me and be like, I'm no notes allowed. I mean, I really didn't give a shit. I just did it anyway. But these next classes, these are like bottom of the barrel. These are the worst of the worst, bro.
If you're in any of these classes, I'm praying for you. These suck so bad. History. History is so boring. I never wanted to knock out more in a class in my entire life. I mean, some parts of history, okay, I could sit through. It's not that big of a deal. But one year in school, I had to learn about
caveman like i couldn't give any less of a shit dude and it was for the entire year as well like i'm not learning about caveman dude this is so boring like yeah cool they invented fire like what else do i gotta know and how do you talk about that subject matter for the entire year if i had to teach that for an entire year i would just quit my job i'm resigning today i'm putting in my two weeks i don't care how fucking broke i am and every year i would get a big ass textbook
Then the teacher would just walk around, just start slamming it on people's desks and shit. Like I could do a goddamn dumbbell curl with that thing. But the fact I would have to lug around a textbook with me is insane. Oh yeah, and by the way, we had computers. Yeah, we did. But I still had to use a textbook anyway. The second worst class has got to be math. All right, a lot of you definitely saw this coming.
I mean, I'm really bad at math, me personally. Every test I failed in school was a math test, so it doesn't exactly surprise me. I mean, the fact that I'm walking into class and just staring at hieroglyphics on the board is already a bad start. And honestly, bro, math after middle school is so useless. Like, what are you gonna do with fucking geometry, bro? If it's not in your career path in the slightest, it's just not useful at all. I left high school, I passed geometry, calculus, all these fucking classes. I could not tell you how to do them anymore.
I don't know. And I absolutely hated those speed math tests. That was the most anxiety inducing thing ever. Imagine giving a first grader a sheet of addition problems and saying, fill this out. You got 30 seconds. Like I swear to God, the amount of stress I felt, I felt like I was about to like diffuse a bomb or some shit. But for math, it's like you got to be a math person, I guess. And for those people, it just comes easy for them.
And for the rest of us, this shit's like fucking building a rocket. Like, it's just not happening. And the worst class, I gotta say, by far, is English. Yeah, seriously, I couldn't give any less of a fuck about the most insignificant details in a book. Like, the author making a carpet blue has no significance to the meaning of the story. If you enjoyed this video, I'm sure you'll enjoy my playlist of a bunch of other videos just like this. Go watch it right now.
