Ozempic Pukes & Santino's Spooky Birthday
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What are you supposed to be, grilled cheese?

You said cheeseburger. No. Yes, you did, guys. She said it. Your grilled cheese. You know what I am. I'm beans on toast. Yeah. I'm beans on toast. You know what I am? Beans on toast. You know who I am? Spring roll, man. Spring roll. Spring roll right here. That's my friend over there, Spring Roll. And what we got over at Samara? I'm beans on toast. That's my friend. Samara? Yeah. God damn, you're scary.

Samara. We'll cover your face up more. Yeah. Yeah. Now that looks good. Yeah. Nice. Ooh. Are you Steve Aoki? I can't tell. What are you doing? I'm Samara. Okay. Okay. That looks rad. Are you going to trick or treat? You still trick or treat, don't you? Yeah. It's always fun. Do you trick or treat? What? Do you trick or treat? Dude, I haven't trick or treated. I don't really remember the last time. We should go.

Is it legal? Yeah. For us to trick or treat? I've never seen adults do it. Let me tell you something. We can only treat. No tricking out of you, bud. Oh, I love tricking. You can't be tricking in them streets. Only treats, Mike. Only treats, boo. Ding dong, beans on toast. Ding dong, beans on toast. Here we go with beans on toast. Honestly. When you do this, I do it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

You know who we're fans of? Arsenal Football Club. We're the gooners. Ding dong, beans on toast. Oh my God, you're on fire today. Love it. I love it. Honestly, best costume I've ever had. This rivals when I was a kid, I was...

What is it? Wait, no, no, no. Andy. No, Andy. Raggedy Ann and Andy. Look up that. My mom made me wear this one time. You didn't choose that? Your parents did. My mother put me as Raggedy Andy from Raggedy Ann and Andy. She didn't need to do much.

Me and- What did you just say? Yeah, what'd you say, man? You think I got a triangle nose? Is that what you're trying to say, dude? I got a big red triangle nose? You know who these two guys are. You know who they are? I know who it is. Who? Let me guess. Wait, let her guess. I get to guess too. Yeah, who do you think Fancy and Carlos are? What? Can I have clues? Yeah, they're wearing the costume. That's the clue. I-

I think Andres is a city porg. You know what I mean? Like a porg got off that planet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then got a job in the city. Yeah.

Do you not know who they are? Dude, this is such a great opportunity. I know what it is. What are they? Bert and Ernie. That's right. Because they're gay. Whoa, that laugh, dude. Pretty close. No, dude, they're the Menendez brothers. Oh, they are? Yeah. Oh, wow. They're good. Is it Lyle and Eric? Which one's which? Eric's the handsome one. Eric is the handsome one, so neither of you. So you're both Lyle. Just two Lyles. And then McCone is Hannibal Lecter.

I don't know. What are you doing? I just wanted to muffle her. What did you want to do? All these years, you still can't get a joke out. I want to tumarchal fame. Get it out, idiot. What is it? Muffle him. Muffle him. I wanted to muffle him. He's Hannibal Lecter. That looks actually rad. Stand up on the box real fast so we can see the...

Wow. Wow. Yeah, that looks cool. A young Hannibal. Very cool, yeah. Don't wink. Dude, that is such a creepy costume. I like that a lot. It's pretty good. Where'd you get the mask at? Amazon. Okay, well, you bought it for him? Yeah. He asked you. Where did you get the mask from? Easy opportunity for a joke. He goes right to Amazon. Yeah, yeah. Don't do it so literal. Where'd you get the mask from? Let's do it again. Yeah. Let's try to get another joke out, right? Yeah. Where'd you get the mask from?

Your mom's house. The podcast network? Yeah. Your mom's house in Phoenix. Oh, that's an interesting approach. I don't know if that's going to work for you, bud. Yeah, that's not going to work. That made me mad. I've been to her house. I've texted with her. It makes sense. Where'd you get the mask at? Try it again. Oh, down in Essex, where you live. Mr. Beans on toast.

I see why these guys aren't comedy writers. That's really good. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. The bananas. He's Spring Roll, Jelly Roll's second cousin. Yeah. Spring Roll. Spring Roll. What's his famous song? What's the one he sings? Jelly Roll. Why can't I think of it? I did do a show with him. I mean, I was on a show that he was on. And what a nice guy. Jelly Roll. What's the name of the song? Can we hear it?

Save Me, that's the one. Save Me is really famous, right? - I don't know. - I wanna hear it, yeah. - You wanna hear it? - Just for a second. - I know what you're gonna do. Can I take your instincts? - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me guess your comedy instincts right now. - Oh, no.

Yeah. No. Okay, good. Do it. Play it. Let's see it. Play it. Someone to save me. Damn it. Save me from myself. Damn it. I knew it. You beat me. You beat me. You beat me. I was waiting to catch you off guard. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so good. That was really good. That worked. Yeah, that was really good. Save me. Oh, fuck. Dude.

Come on, Spring Roll. Let me hear you. I don't even know what the song is. Have someone save me. Save me from myself. Have someone save me. Save me from myself. Okay, very good. Really good? Yeah. Can I just tell you what's going on? Ladies and gentlemen, Spring Roll. Save me from myself. I got to tell you what's going on with me. Okay? What? What? What's wrong? Happy birthday, by the way. I love you. Thank you so much. What are you going to tell me?

- What's going on? Why am I-- - I wanna hear it, but can I also clear the air with something else? - Okay. - To the boys. - What's-- - And you. - What? - Bobby sent me the nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday. - Wow. - The nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday. The nicest. - Read it. - You want me to read it to everybody? - Yeah, I'm gonna read it. - All right, all right. - And I'm gonna tell you why I sent it. - Okay. - After you read it. - Okay, here we go. By the way,

People still think I gave you a quarter million dollar change. I know, yeah. Are people the dumbest people on earth? Are you guys all dumb? They're great. No, I love our fans, but what are we talking about? Do you guys really think I gave them a fucking... What are you talking about? All right, here we go. No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I'm sorry. All right, I apologize.

"Happy birthday, Andrew. I just want to say you're one of my favorite people I've ever met. You're not only a friend, but family to me. You've been by my side during my toughest moments and I'll never forget it. That being said, no object can hold more value than my heartfelt words and therefore I've gone with a non-materialistic approach to your gift this year. Your gift is coming. I love you and happy birthday, brother." And I wrote back, "Who wrote this?"

I wrote, I love you so much. I did. It took me an hour. I appreciate you. I knew it took you a long time because it was really good. I appreciate your friendship more than I can say. Okay. You're my family forever. And then we texted a little bit more. And then he sent a picture of throw up, vomit. Okay, I'm going to tell you. A picture of vomit right after a heartfelt speech. I'm going to tell you about what's going on for me. What are you doing? What is going on?

You're taking Ozempic for... No, no. Can we just go... Let's rewind. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Can I rewind a little bit? Okay. First of all, I have a couple of great announcements to make. I think The Penguin is one of the best shows I've ever seen. You do. Have you seen it? No. That fourth episode was...

Very good. Okay, don't tell him. Don't give him a reason. I haven't seen it yet. I've been watching Great British Bake Off. Have you seen it? Not yet. Okay, that's a great one too. I'm on my GBB, dude. Me too, doo doo. Welcome to the Great British Baking Show. It's me, Beans on Toast. Today, you're going to be cooking a profiterole with a little bit of filling. All right, so that was good. Sorry. I do love this show. Yeah, I love it. It's such a good show. Okay, when that guy got the handshake.

I almost cried. I cried too. It was unbelievable. He was in shock. So emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul Hollywood. It was the Gochujang. The Gochujang biscuits. And he goes, I've never tasted anything like this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he also rolled them up like they're perfectly formed. They were perfectly formed. Yeah, yeah. He goes, you'll sell a million of those. He should. Yeah, yeah. Can we get Paul Hollywood on this show? Probably not. Or Prue.

Anyway, but you think Penguin number one. Great show so far. I need to watch it. Yeah. Colin Farrell. And no. No? Don't throw up. Are you going to throw up? Oh my God. I mentioned Colin Farrell. He throws up. Yeah, because I want to suck his dick so bad. My mouth gets lubed up. Is that good of an actor? Oh. Bye. Oh my God.

- All right, so. - It's gonna be a tough episode. - It's gonna be great. - Are you gonna throw up again? Please don't throw up again. - It's Halloween. - I'm gonna yak if you throw up. - It's Halloween. - Please don't do it. - Spooky stuff. - What? - Spooky stuff. - If you throw up, I'll throw up. I'm serious, don't throw up. Please don't throw up. - Okay, okay. - I'm already getting moist mouth. - All right, anyway. Oh, the Romulus.

Oh, no. Let's go back to the penguin. Sorry. Are these announcements? Yeah. All right. Well, let me just do it. Okay. Yeah. Whatever. But the real star of the character is Sophia Falcone. You fall in love with this character. Sophia Falcone. Yeah, yeah. The name is incredible. Yeah. This woman, I mean- Oh, I love her. She kills it. She's from-

How my Mary Mary made my mother how my mother mother no no what did I see her there's something else she's in Yes, yeah, I like that Yeah, Kristen Kristen Milati. Yeah, she kills it. She's fucking off. She her character So I know let's go back to okay. So then um alien Romulus was pretty good too. Hey, let's go back to what was going on Oh, yeah, so, um, I'll get to the vomit in a second. Can't wait. Okay, but um

So then you know what happened. So I was in, for the last 10 days, I've been in Canada. - In the woods? - Yeah, in three hours north of Toronto. And I was bamboozled into doing something, a favor for a friend. - Okay. - Which is an extreme camping thing. - But you can't talk about it. - I can't talk about it, yeah, because it was like one of the most miserable human experiences of my life. I didn't eat, I didn't sleep, I was frozen solid.

Wet all the time. We kept raining the food. It was just fucking terrible damn, and I learned how to make traps I learned how to make a tent. What's so funny? That's cool No, what kind of traps squirrel traps what what kind for what for food no pussy traps? Oh? You know no just laid money out all over the no no like I put like well They put these like a granola like you pick the wood you take a piece of wood

A rock. Yo. What? There's no way you know how to do that. I learned how to do it. I know, but you forgot it already. I know, but I did a different thing. What? I made it my own. Okay. I took the granola out. Yeah. I put candy corn. You just ate the granola? So I can trap dwarves. You didn't catch a Brad Williams? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think if you switch them out, you can catch a dwarf. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, yeah.

So anyway, I would, that would be so funny to watch Bobby setting up a trap in the woods and they're like, where's all the granola? He just ate all the granola out of the traps. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? So, and then, um,

- So I didn't sleep for like 10 days. - Jesus. - I got in a fight with-- - Somebody. - I don't give a fuck. Robert Kelly. You know what I mean? Jim Norton was the only one I didn't get in a fight with. Yamanika I fought with. I fought with the producer. - The director. - It was bad. - Wow. - And so then last night I raced to Toronto to get on the flight, flew here, and then my ozimpic was ready. But so I decided-- - What, do they gotta cook it up?

It's like meth? What do you mean it's ready? Yeah, they put it in a fryer. Deep fried. You have deep fried Ozempic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened was- Come get your Ozempic, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened was the pharmacy was ready for it. So I went, in my mind, it was the dumbest move I've ever made. I go, I'm just going to gorge now. You're going to eat as much as you can. Right now, right? And then so I ate a lot.

Like a burrito and taquitos. Potato taquitos. Yeah. Oh, my God. I just taste the taquitos. Stop it. Like right here. Don't do it. Okay. Don't. Oh, my God. Sorry. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, everybody. Okay. So then I put the Zimping in, but I hadn't digested all the food. But I haven't also slept in a week. So I go, I'm going to sleep. But while I was sleeping...

I tasted what I'm tasting now, which is potato taquitos. Right? Yeah. And I was laying on my back and I went, you know, like, you know, I know, we know. Alien Romulus. Let's go back to Alien Romulus, right? You know when the fucking punctures? No, you know how it is better. You know how the androids in Alien Romulus, when they get punctured, that little white fluid comes out of their mouth? Yes.

I'm saying yes so we can move on. I have no idea. You feel it, you taste it in your mouth. Yeah, so I was like, and I just literally, and ask anyone. I don't have to ask anyone. I don't know who you would ask. Ask them all. Ask everybody. Okay. I've never vomited. Has he ever vomited? I've never seen him. No one's ever seen me vomit. Oh. Because I don't do it. I diarrhea all the time. Yeah. That's my thing. That's your thing. Yeah, I go the other end. Yeah. The other end, I'm pro. This is closed. Closed off. That thing's wide open. Yeah, wide open.

So then I raced over here and it's like, so I don't know. Wait a minute. You know you can't eat full burritos and then go to bed too. That's also bad. Outside of Ozempic. You're not supposed to like eat and then go to sleep. That is double failure. Right, double failure. So are you on like a regimented dose now of Ozempic? Yeah. You're taking it. Yeah. Why did you do this? Well, do you want to hear the story? Yeah, that's why I asked you.

It was something that I was going to keep a secret. Let it out. Okay, I was with a woman. We have to. Go on. We're making out. First base. Then she stopped. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Her body, her choice. All right, yeah, yeah. Her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice, right? Her body, her choice. And then she looked and she goes, I just, I'm not attracted to you. Yep. And she goes, you're fat, you're fat. No. Yeah. No, that's boo. She called you fat? And I go-

Oh. He didn't realize until that moment. Okay. Damn, Lyle. Lyle? Are you playing a character right now? Yeah. That was fucking... The Menendez killers are hard, dude. Dude, I swear to God, dude. That was good. That was good. I'm going to let you have that one. Yeah, I love that one. And I'll tell you why I liked it. It came out smoothly. Yeah, finally. The delivery was perfect. He didn't miss a beat. Yeah, you didn't miss a beat.

And I'll tell you another thing. It hurt bad. It hurt real bad. - So wait a minute, did you insult her? She said you're fat, did you insult her back? - No, I go, oh, well then, okay. - No, you gotta take a shot back at her. - And then, like what? - I don't know, I have to see her. - Look at your beautiful face. - No. - Oh yeah, that's not good, right? - No, that's not gonna do it. - No, I just kind of contemplated and I went, oh, I think I have to lose weight.

- Because a woman called you fat? - I've been also seeing it, feeling it, like, you know what I mean? Like, as photos of me on stage. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? It just doesn't look right to me. - Well, we Photoshop those. We make you look fatter on those on purpose. - You know, like all the ones that you try to put on, then I go, "You gotta take that off." You know, it's been an issue for like a year because I'm like, "I don't like the way I look." - A year?

See you later, guys. She didn't realize it until then. It hurts. It hurts again. Thank you. Wait a minute. What? You're beautiful just the way you are. Shut up. No, you are. I'm done. But I also don't want you. I'm on it. Ozempic is bad. It's not bad. Yeah, it is.

Because you're going to get off and they say as soon as you get off, it's bad news bears. I'm not going to get off it. You're going to stand up for life? I don't know, dude. I don't know what else to do. But you're not even fat. Thank you. You're not fat. You look good. You do look good. That's not what she said. Who the fuck is she? She has eyeballs. We have eyeballs. Yeah, but your eyeballs are...

- Your eyeballs come with already a feeling. - That's right. - Right. - Yeah, because I feel people. You don't just judge based on one thing. - No, but we have history and there's a relationship that goes beyond a non-sexual. - And maybe she needs to create that. - That has nothing to do with looks. - Maybe she needs to create that with you. - Right, but she didn't. - Well then, so why listen to her? - She was the only one that complained. What about the other girls? - That's exactly right. - There's other girls that have said like, "You could lose some weight."

- She said you could lose some weight? - She was calling her doctor to see if she can get me, it was a big debt, like this is six months ago. - Rush Ozempic? - Yeah, she was like, "I'm gonna call my doctors "to get you it now." - Wow. - And I was like, "Oh." - Are there people selling the Oz on the streets?

Huh? It's hard to get that they're running out of it. I'm just, dude, 10 days of survival. You know what I mean? And then- You made it. This, you know what I mean? Because we're going to Australia. And New Zealand and- But we have 10 days before- Singapore. I'm not doing anything between. Yeah, we are. I'm going to rest my body. Well, or exercise. Whatever.

Whatever you mean. But anyway, so that's why- I don't like that somebody called you fat because it hurt your feelings, obviously. Why don't you call someone in this room fat to make it fair? I mean- But really hit him. Really hit him. Hit him. Really hit him. Yeah, hit him hard, dude. Yeah, it's like-

When you take marshmallow and you over microwave it, where it bubbles, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Delicious. - What? - Delicious. - Yeah, but that's not a human body.

- You're gonna love this. - I should be a human body. - I was watching the Great British Baking Show. - Yeah, I'm sorry, that wasn't even, it wasn't even funny what I did. - It was funny. - Cut it out. That was so mean. - I'm watching the Great British Baking Show. You know when they're like, they're kneading the bread and then they put it in the proofing drawer, it has to proof and rise, you know? The guy opened the drawer, I'm not kidding, as it proofed. - I saw the show. - And rose. - I remember. - And I pointed and I go, Andres. - Yeah. - That was fancy. - Yeah. - My little proofing drawer.

Is that good? Is that a better slam? Way better. Yeah, yeah. But you know what? The funny thing is that, I mean, that's the only thing that I can get you with is your pork tits. Everything else is perfect. He has a beautiful wife and a beautiful daughter. Yeah, you have your whole, you have a great life, and it's been a pleasure working with you. And you're a talented director, and I don't think we'd be able to do this show without you. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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I feel like it sounds familiar. Yeah, is this? Yeah, he's walking toward the field. Because during the winter... Is this a John Carpenter book? It is. Yeah, I remember. During the winters, you know what I mean? It's like a snowy... Snowy field. It's ice skating rink. I see it. There's a Zamboni in a shed. There's a Zamboni...

- Out in a field? - No, but there's a gigantic shed that a Zamboni is, that they put it. And during the summer, a man who has mental disabilities, you know what I mean, is taking care, like mowing the lawns during the summer. - Right. - And taking care of the Zamboni. - In the field. - Yeah, and he has candy in his shed. - How much, what kind? - A lot, the good kind. - The good kind. - Yeah, dip and dips. - Dip and dips? - Yeah, yeah. - So no dots, just dips? - Yeah, yeah, just dip and dips. - It's just the dipstick? - Dipstick, yeah.

Later I found out it was his penis. But yeah, it was a great book. Great book. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Tito Andrew. Happy birthday to you. You're not wearing any underwear, McCone. It's not. Okay.

- The smoke alarm's gonna go off. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. - No, no, let him try. - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - Thank you. ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday dear Andrew ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - Thank you. - It smells like barbecue. - 41, huh?

How's it feel? You don't want to get kidnapped, do you? This is awesome. This is a Rudy cake. Yeah. Is this, you guys put this knife in there? This came like this? Uh-huh. That's so cool. Is it a high-end cake? Yes. Whoa. We only get high-end stuff. Do you get photos of this? What a great cake. This is so dope. What does it say down there? Happy birthday, Santino. Oh, that's amazing. Can we eat this? Yes. Yeah. Wow. Whoa.

Wow. Probably a couple bites. Yeah, well, you gotta cut it up. Is this gutsy? Yeah. Ooh, gutsy. Thanks, bud. This cake goes well with your something. Wow. Thank you, guys. Okay, you're so funny today. You're on fire. Wow. What a nice shirt, dude. For golfing. That's a great shirt, dude.

That's a great shirt. Who did this? You did this? Wow. Amazing. That is so nice. It's a nice shirt. That is so nice. What a dope shirt. That is dope. Do you guys have the receipt? Yes. Okay. Thank you. This is awesome. I forgot. What'd you get me? What? No, I'm not mad. We got you the cool butterfly cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was. No, I'm not mad. No, I'm not mad. That was dope. No, I'm not mad. It's probably my behavior.

- No, no, let's get, no, I'm not mad. It's probably my behavior. - No one said you were. - Okay, so let me just get this out of the, out in the open. I'm not mad, okay? Yeah, I know, enjoy your cake. So I got nothing, but it's fine, right? - I wasn't here. - It's fine, it's fine, right? And it's something, that's okay. But it's probably something that I've done wrong. - Wow. - That cake is really cool. - It really hurts my feelings.

Why are you laughing? Rudy got you a lot of cool things for your birthday. Yeah. The ashtray. Don't. Cutting my cake. I'm sorry. Rudy, come here. Get a big piece. I mean, how is this? What a great cake. Thank you. Guys. That's the biggest thing.

Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Can we talk about our favorite horror movies? Ooh, yes. What would be yours? My favorite horror movie of all time is White Chicks. Yeah, pretty scary. Ooh. What's your favorite horror movie? Well, I said for years, Hereditary, but I think the best movie is Let the Right One In. Let the Right One In. Yeah.

You even know what I'm saying? Why do you say it like that? Let the right one in. Why are you saying it like that? You saw it? That's a movie. You saw it. Now that is a movie. What's it about? I'll tell you exactly. Have you ever seen Let the Right One In? Yeah. You've seen it? Yeah. It's so good. What's it about? What's it about? It's about a white person. Ooh, that's, yes. That is true. It is about a white. Yeah, yeah. And-

He only lets the right ones in. Right. So he's a bouncer at a nightclub. Yeah. And a guy comes up and he's like, sir, no baseball hats, no jean shorts, you know, and he, that's what happens. It's a bouncer at a nightclub.

No, I thought it was about a southern country club. It's a southern, it's a bouncer at a southern country club. In the 1960s. Yeah, he's a bouncer at a country club. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, nah. Nah. He says that a lot. Nah. Nah. And then we have our own clubs. Yeah. What do you mean?

That's what the movie's about. And so he has to choose which one he lets in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he lets the right one. Come on, man. No, no. We let go. No baseball hats, pal. Okay, all right. Sorry. There's a dress code. That's not what it's about. There's a dress code. Yeah. What is it about?

- What, real or joking? - Either way at this point. - At this point? - Yeah. - Jesus, are you gonna puke? - No, I'm fine. - Okay.

It's considered, if you look up the scariest, the best vampire movies of all time, it's probably either one or two in every list. Better than Dracula? Yeah. Better than Dracula. Probably in the one or two. If you say the greatest vampire movies, probably top three. Type in greatest vampire movie of all time. So it's... From Dusk Till Dawn, Interview with the Vampire, Dracula. That's the list. No, no, that's just...

Go down to like Mojo or like any of the lists, like they have a list. Well, IGN. Yeah, do that then. Okay. And go to top three. Okay. 25 best vampire movies of all time. All right. Number one. Or 20. No, that's 25. No, Nosferatu. Yeah, that's great. Go to two. Thirst. Go to one. Bram Stoker's Dracula. What did I say? Go to four. Dracula. Go to four. Bram Stoker. Go to four. Number one. Dracula. Afflicted. Five.

Fuck. Six. Near Dark, yeah. Oh, yeah. There it is. Let the right one in. So sixth. Top six. Not even top five. Okay. And mine was number one. Dracula, number one. Yeah, but I would, in my opinion. This is better than Dracula. Thank you so much. No chance. Bram Stoker. What? Yeah, Bram Stoker. This movie. Bram. Two words, pal. Bram Stoker. Bram Stoker.

Go down. Look at him. Right. Hey, bud. Bram Stoker. Is that Will Ferrell? Yeah. It's the same character that he was in. No, Francis Ford Coppola did that. Come on. Yeah. It's a Coppola movie. Yeah. It's the best. Yeah. I mean, it's probably the second best. Megalopolis number one. So can I tell you what the Ryan one is about? Yeah. It's a young Swedish boy.

Okay. In the 19, probably 70s, probably early 80s. It seems like the 70s. Alfredson. Yes. Little Swedish boy. Yeah. And he's a single mom. You can tell that he's been bullied. People have a pictonomy. Yeah.

Oscar. You're on fire today. I get picked on today. I'm so glad. So he's being picked on. Stop. Yeah, stop. And he goes outside, and what he does, he has no friends. I don't have any friends. Yeah, yeah. Now I'm you. Yeah, yeah. Just a little Swedish boy, don't have any friends. So at night, he stands outside, and he takes a little knife. I will stand outside with a little knife? Yeah, and he stabs a tree. I kill the tree. And as if he's fighting back, the bull is. Oh.

Yeah. But at the same time, he sees that there's somebody moving in to an apartment and he sees an old man and a little girl move into apartment. And then he looks up and it's at night and he sees the old man put cardboard on the windows. No light gets in. And then a couple of nights later. Cardboard. So no light gets in. Cardboard light would still get through.

Like newspapers, cardboard, there's layers to it. Newspaper wouldn't do it either. Yeah, if you do layers though? A couple layers of duvetyne, maybe some blackout. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, it's really tough. Blackout light completely is really hard. I know. I've been trying it for years. Dude, you're on fire today, dude. Well, I kidnapped this. Your instincts? I kidnapped this. Every instinct is the right instinct. Wow. So tell me. I am telling you. But then you, but here's why I don't want to tell you. Because I'm doing comedy stuff? No, not just comedy stuff, right? Because I'm telling you, I didn't control...

Was I the set designer for the fucking movie? I wish you were. I know, but it's like, I didn't raise my hand. Dude, we should get fucking light blockers. I don't even know what it's called. Light blockers, yeah. Whatever, you know what I mean? That's why they wouldn't hire me. You know what I mean? You think this is one of the best vampire movies of all time? I'm not done with the fucking description of the fucking movie, guy. All right, so any, what, boring? This guy's putting cardboard up in the windows to block out the light. Right. Then? Then, the next night, the kid's out there

- Oscar? - Yeah, and he looks, and there's like a jungle gym-y kind of area. - Oh, wow. - And he looks and there's the girl on top of the jungle gym, barefoot, right? You know what I mean? And they start talking. - She's just on the top. - Yeah, she's on top, right? And then they form a relationship. You know what I mean? They become friends. - How old? Like we're talking 10? - Eight to 10. - Eight to 10. - Yeah. - Formidable years. - And then she tells him,

That's when I started having crushes. Eight to 10. Formidable years. I'm just saying. I know. But that is. When you're on fire like this and I'm not, I like it. You're cruising. Yeah, I'm cruising for a bruising. Do you remember when you were like eight to 10 when it was like, that's when there was one girl in class who had boobs. Do you remember that? Do you remember her name? Dude. Do you remember her name? There's always one girl by like. I saw it.

- What? - Yeah, when you're like in fifth grade. - I was gonna play in my fifth grade, I played Huckleberry Finn. - Who had the boobs? - No, I didn't know her name. - You don't know her name? - But I walked into a room that wasn't supposed to walk in and one girl had her shirt off 'cause she was changing. - Uh-huh. - You're right. And I saw them, right?

"Magnifico, it was you at the time, my friend." - Was that where the Italian? - It was like a spiritual awakening. - Wow. - It was like, I'd never seen boobs before, live. - Live boobs. - For my moms. - Right. - The yellow shriveled up pieces of shit boobs you had, you know what I mean? Anyway, custard used to come out of that.

Anyway, no, they're beautiful boobs. I love you, mom. But yeah, so when I remember, one's up for some Usau boobs.

- The first time I saw a nice set of boobs, well, I'm just saying the first girl when we were in like fifth grade that had boobs. That story reminded me, I remember when girls started to get boobs and I thought, whoa. - What do you mean? - They just keep going, huh? - Whoa, gnarly. - Whoa. - Intense. - I wonder what they look like. - Yeah. - The first time I saw boobs in real life, 26, 27. - Oh, wow, wow, wow. - 27, 28. - Oh, wow, late bloomer. I remember my first pube.

- Do you? - Yeah, I do. And I celebrated. - Did you? - I howled in the night 'cause I was 17. - Yeah. - And everyone had already had done it in their 15. - Everyone already had them. - So I thought I had like a mutation.

Or there was genetically something wrong with me. You still don't have a lot of pubes. You're pretty... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not with a hair. When I had the one, I was... It was... I celebrated. They kept growing in. I was so happy. How stoked were you? I was so stoked. Add some fuzz down there. Remember the first time cum came out? Yeah. You do? Kind of. What do you mean kind of? I've never told you this story, but when I was...

I used to love watching Beverly Hills Cop. That much? I loved that movie. And then there was a song in it. The heat is on. The heat is on. I know the song. I've seen the movie. When I first started wanking, that song killed that movie. With Bronson Pinchot.

When I first started jerking off, that song was in my head. Okay. The heat is on. I swear to God. And when I would come. Yeah. Tell me, can you feel it? Tell me. I swear to God. You know what my song was? And so now, Pavlovian, if you play that song now, boom, I'll come everywhere. It's close to yours. Eddie Murphy.

My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time. You don't know these songs, do you? No.

Are we going to trick or treat this year? Let's do it. I would love to. Remember when we used to throw eggs at houses when we trick or treated? Yeah. Did you ever do that? Yeah. Were you a bad boy in San Diego? I TP'd and egged my own house. I was too afraid to get in trouble. Yeah. So I just did my own house and I had to clean it the next day. Your dad would come outside and make you clean it? Yeah. He let me. I told him I was going to do it. You egged your own house? Yeah. But you have to clean next day. So I cleaned it. My brother and I, Steve, cleaned it next day.

Here's another thing that has nothing to do with Halloween that I've been obsessed with on the YouTube. What? So there's this lady, she's like a classically trained woman. She has an accent. I think she's from some village somewhere. But she's classically trained and she's never listened to rock and roll before.

- Oh, they play her the song for the first time. - So she'll like go, "Okay, today I'm gonna, a song by a band called Queen." - Right. - Right? Bohemian Rhapsody. - And she plays it. - And she listens to it. And it's so interesting to see her, that's her, Virgin Rock, I mean, that's her.

And then she played Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Wow. Yeah, and it's really interesting her reactions to, you know what I mean, like listening to rock and roll for the very first time. Now, what's wrong with her that she hasn't heard any of this stuff? Is it because she's just not, it just doesn't. She hated Nine Inch Nails at all. Didn't like Closer? Yeah, she's like, it's ugly. She goes, it's sexual, but not in a good way. It's beautiful. It's a negative. No, it's gorgeous. I know. It's like, I want to penetrate you.

I want to complicate you. Yeah, I want to violate you. Oh, it's such a good song. Tool, Sober. Yeah, great song. I mean, it's just interesting to hear her. Even Simon and Garfield, she had never heard of. How? I know that. I can't. I don't even know. Yeah, we believe it. She listened to... Well, we can't hear any of them. No, we can't do it. No, but I'm just saying. It's just an interesting... No, that is really cool. To see someone's real reaction to it.

- Wow, and by the way, only 19,000 views. So you're getting in this niche. - Oh, I'm a niche guy on the internet. - You're a niche guy. - Oh my God, things, oh my God. Can I tell you what happened? - Yeah. - About niche. - Yeah, give it niche, dude. - All right, so the first night we were at this camping trip, we were not actually camping, we were at a restaurant for the first night. - Just eating? - Yeah. And Yamanika, black female comic, one of the funniest people on planet Earth. - Oh yeah. - In New York, you know, right? - Yeah, yeah. - And she was talking about algorithms.

So then I told her about me and Carlos' algorithm. Is that her cousin? Very funny. And then I... Very funny. Thanks. Very good. And I go, and I showed her a video that I would watch. And it was an African man eating a monkey. And she saw it. That's not in her algorithm? You showed her a video of an African man eating a monkey? She started...

- She was crying. - Yeah. - What? - At the table. - She got mad at you because you showed her a video of a man eating a monkey. - Yeah. - Why would you show her that? - I was giving her an example of my algorithms. - Oh, okay. - I shouldn't eat this. Can you take this away? - Yeah, please, please, please. - Now the vomit's cakey. - You got into a big fight with her? - Not only that, she refused to eat dinner.

because of the monkey eating video. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. Well. Yeah. And then Bobby Kelly, I don't know why he would do this. He just got found monkey noises. No. Yeah. Like 20 minutes later. Just playing them? And he just played it right just randomly. Right? And then me and Jim and Robert Kelly

Laugh to the point where we had to leave, because we're in a room. We had to leave the room and we were in this hallway, side, you know what I mean? And she's just sitting there.

You know what I mean? Pissed. Yeah, but then we're laughing so hard. Like uncontrollably where I couldn't breathe. Like we could not breathe, right? Even Norton. Is she still mad at you? No, then she starts laughing. No. And that's how. That breaks it up. That breaks it up. That breaks it up. As long as you go far enough there that she laughs to bring it back. Hey, listen, what's that?

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I'm not kidding when I say this. You have to finish that cake. You took a big piece. Yeah, it's not right. Look at this. It's not right. You took that piece. I didn't do that. It's not right. But I just wanted to say on TikTok, you can also watch porn in it.

How? Golly. How? Like my grandpa from the Philippines. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, here we go. We know all the tidbits about TikTok Philippines. Wait, your grandfather watches porn on TikTok? Yeah, that's what my mom says. Like, oh, he's watching porn again on TikTok. Can you not just watch it on regular internet? He likes TikTok. Yeah, he likes TikTok. You can watch porn on TikTok? I don't think so. I think you can do it on Twitter. Twitter has porn stuff. Yeah. I'll tell you what's incredible, by the way.

Here I was in my hotel in like Kentucky or Indiana or whatever. Do you know about this? Tell me about this thing. A lot of these states, they block porn. You can't watch it. Like if you go to Pornhub, they block it. You have to do, look it up. You have to do like a- VPN, VPN. Yeah, yeah. But I didn't have a VPN on my new phone. So you have to log in and register. Pornhub is blocked in Texas, Texas.

All these places are they? But not all sites. Almost all of them. No, I mean, I got paid sites. Well, I called I called Greg Fitzsimmons and he told me the ones to he was like, I got the side. Yeah, I have the site. Yeah, the webcam still work. Yeah. But look, Texas, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia, North Carolina and Utah. They blocked Pornhub. They want you to log in with your information so you can watch porn.

Yeah, they do that now here. There's a whole new security check in even California. No, I can turn on Pornhub right now. Not in the sites that I have. I have to go through five processes to even get on now. We got to log in. You got to do like a retinal scan to get in? I have to do a face scan and then what? Thumbprints? You have to do a thumbprint? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that. Bobby Lee, welcome back for the seventh time today.

Good. But just a side note too. So we were three hours north in Canada. And the producer's base camp was at a college, this remote college in the woods. A college in the woods is so hot. And it was late at night and there was a security guard and he came down with Bad Friends t-shirts. And he, I'd never seen a man so shocked,

and happy to see me. - To see you. How cute. - Yeah, it was just really- - Bobby A, I can't believe you're here, bud. - Yeah, it was like- - All the way in the woods with us at our college? - Yeah, it was like that. It was cool. - Wow. - I signed everything. - Now, do people ask you, "Hey, where's Andrew?" - Yeah, all the time. - They ask me, "Where's Bobby?" every- - As if like you're- - Where I go, yeah. - Oh, he's right there. - Yeah. - Like, no. - And the guy in Cleveland.

Hey, man. Hey, man. Yeah. Big fan. Thanks, man. Where's Bobby? Yeah. I don't know, man. We're two different guys. I know. We have two different lives. I don't know where you are. You know what's so funny? I do know where you are pretty much all the time. What's going on? You ready? Anyway, so we have a guest. Oh, we have a special guest. It's a guy that I've done his show. Have you done his intro? I did his show. I did his show as well. I did the new show. I did the old show. Well, let's see. Gobblecon. Oh, wow.

Show them where to go, McCone. Yeah, yeah. John Goblicon is here. John Goblicon's here, dude. Wow. Wow. John, give him a round of applause. John Goblicon. Wow. Wow. What's up, John? Oh, hello. Wow. Yeah. Okay, everyone looks a little different than I remember. Yeah? Yeah.

Why is that? Who am I, John, you think? It's Halloween. Who are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm dressed as somebody. Oh, uh, okay. You're a juggalo without the makeup. Oh, good. Very good. Very close.

You've disappointed your parents. Yeah, yeah. Very good. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you talking about me or the character I'm playing? Because those are both true for me. It seems like it's both true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're Bobby Lee who just got a tattoo, correct? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Very good. What just? He's on Ozempic. Yeah, Ozempic. Burps. This is the Oz kicking in, baby. And then what about her? What do you think she is?

Alanis Morissette. Yes. Yeah. Very good. Very good. Very good. I got one. All right. You got one, dude. And... What am I? Yeah. Oh, okay. White bread. And... I mean...

Kind of look like a golf caddy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's good. A golf caddy. Yeah, that's it. Or a Wonder Bread tournament. That's it. All right, all right. That's it. John Gobblecon, everybody. John Gobblecon. Now, your fingers are very long, John. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I'm worried about popping this. I don't want to get too excited. Sometimes I get nervous and I grip it, but...

I didn't know you guys had... These are what I have in my home. Oh, I see. Yeah, this is kind of... Are the other limbs that long or... Are the other limbs? Do you have long toes? He's saying do you have long toes. Oh, yeah. I mean, these are nine and a half. Yeah. So... That's not bad. I think that's pretty average. It's bigger than you. Yeah, I'm nine. Yeah, he's a half size bigger. That speaks volumes, doesn't it? How are your other limbs, Bobby? My limbs are...

Well, they're fine. Well, he's on Ozempic. Yeah, I was going to say they're good. I mean, no, I froze up there for a second. Yeah, you did. That was the Ozempic. No, that's not the Ozempic. What I want to say is, let me give you that. Ask me again. What are your, hey, Bobby, what are your other limbs like? They're fine. Oh, no, good. He did a retake to go with fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Let's go with take two.

Take two. Yeah, let's go with take two. How about one more? One more. One more. Just this is what you're doing. Hey, Bobby. Proportional to my body. That's what I wanted to say. Okay. Yeah, I froze up. Proportional to my body. In terms of your guests on your show, who's the biggest guest you've ever had? Mr. Podcast Andrew Santino. Thank you, John. Thank you, John. Yeah. Who's the second?

probably a DJ, you know? He had some DJs, yeah. So you've had what, Dylan Francis on? Yeah, that was him. He had Dylan Francis on. His favorite instrument, the laptop. That's what he does, DJs, he's pressing a button. But I had Bobby on. Yeah.

And I'm glad I'm here. You know, I'm glad me being a goblin, my culture can be all of your comedy on Halloween. Sorry. But I'm happy I'm here because I want to clear the air. Okay. You came on my podcast, broke my set, flipped the table, kicked over my Southwestern egg rolls. That's right. And we kind of left on a sour note. I think the problem was that you brought, when I came, you had egg rolls.

Southwestern. Which is kind of, you are a Southwestern egg roll. You're from San Diego. That is true. That's perfect. That is actually perfect. You are my little Southwestern egg. So he was doing that to compliment you and here you are, then you. Yeah, I took it as a. Insult. An insult. Yeah. Okay. You know what? In retrospect, I'm my bad and I apologize. No, yeah, because it would kind of be like me, a green guy walking in here and you just having like another fat deformed green guy on your desk or something. It would be like that kind of offensive. Do you think it would be like that kind of offensive, Bobby?

Do you think I'm going to be like me? A guy who's self-conscious of his teeth? Just leave it. Do you know how many people in high school... We should have been more mindful. We're like, oh, look, there goes Slimer. Right, right, right. Do you know how

Many times people would say that to me. I'd say, Tito, did you do this? Honestly, if you really want to know the truth about this, this is new to us. She put that on the desk. Yes, she did. Yes, she did. Yes, she did. You ought to know. Yes. The large bar set. I like it. What she said was, I was at the CVS and I got a John Gobblecon statue. I'm like, that's not John Gobblecon.

She was trying to get a job. Oh, well, I said, you know, that's what she thought. So we do have John Gaba con plushies available right now. Are you guys going to do the graphics for me like I do on my show?

Okay, great. That's kind of like my thing now. Yeah, they will. It's kind of like, that's my like, you might be a redneck, mine is right now. I like that. Because the name of the show is Right Now. It's a good show. Wow. It's a great show. I want to know about your history. Like what part of, I don't know where goblins are.

Because we have a Korea town. Yeah. Is there a Goblinville? Yeah, is there a Goblinville? Yeah, I mean, it's probably Van Nuys. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because you're the only one that... We've moved south, you know. Yeah, yeah. You're the only goblin I've seen in LA. Yeah, well...

I, you know, full disclosure, I don't really know a lot about my childhood or my family and it's- Oh, you were adopted or something? Okay. I mean- Why would someone give him up for adoption? I have no idea. What is that? Why is that assumption? Why are you looking at me? Well, you're assuming that he would be like given up for adoption and- I didn't say that. You said. No, I just said that like where I go, where's the cobblers hang out? No, you said you don't have, he said he doesn't know much about his family and then you said, oh, you're-

Yeah, you're adopted. I don't I don't like that. But I don't hold it. Stop. Stop. Okay. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing, dude? I'm trying to insult this. No, I just that's insane. But when I fucked up when I said that I fucked up. Well, here's the deal. Obviously, why? Yeah, you know why? So he looks different. Big deal. Different. Yeah. But hey, a lot is what are they talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Call him out. Yeah. Call him out. It's me for you. Okay. Do you have magic?

Do I have magic? Very good question. Very good question. Great question. Yeah, very good question. I could. Yeah. I mean, are you feeling anything? I mean, he's not a warlock. Well, but he looks magical. He does. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just asking. Have you ever performed magic before? Yeah. Comedy magic. I think we're all performing it right now. We're all a part of it. That is true. We're all a part of it. You, not so much. But I would say this side. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Because now I realize why I kick the tables. That's energy. Right now, the way you're looking at it. Fuck you, John. Be nice, Bobby. When you look like that, it makes your jelly roll. You really? Don't do that. Bobby, I'm just going to let you know. This is a very tense holiday for me. Why? It's the worst holiday for me. Because every time when I was a kid,

I wanted to be somebody for Halloween. I'd be like, I'm going to be Ross Perot. And then everyone would come up to me and they'd just go, oh, it's a goblin. Right. You don't need to hear that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I couldn't be anybody. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But you're someone now. You could be a booger. Like a gigantic booger. I mean, there are things that you can be, right? Yeah.

He already said he wanted to be Ross Perot. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying it's just like, you know. I get it. It's like me saying, I'm going to be Shaquille O'Neal. I mean, I'm just going to pick one. Yeah. Right, right. You're saying Kim Jong-un. Yeah, closer to be who you are. Right. Instead of going Ross Perot, you go Booger. It's an opportunity to be someone else. Right, and you really didn't have that opportunity. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Would you like to have that opportunity tonight? I would.

I would love that Santino. Okay. Can we get a costume for John? You guys have a costume for me? Yeah, probably. We got a little something for you. Alonis, did you do this? No, they did it. They did it. Well, I know he didn't do it, but someone did it. Because John, I wanted you to feel like you're included, you belong. And I got told from one of our producers, got told that your whole life you were...

you were put down. Yeah! And we'd like to welcome you to our family. Here, we have a little costume for you. Yeah. Oh, wow, this is great! Oh, this is perfect!

Just go ahead and throw that on there. Is it a lot of... I mean, it's for normal-sized faces. Oh, Bob? Yeah. Oh, wow. There we go. Bobby! What do you think? What am I? Oh, God. What am I? Well, I know what it is. What? You're not going to want to hear it. I want to hear it. It's, you know, a Vietnamese soldier with gangrene and a little bit too much napalm. What?

All right, let me get into character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds great. It does. Yeah. Do you feel like you fit in? Have you ever done an Asian accent, John Gobblecon? And I won't be tonight. Why? Why, John? No, I...

No, I don't think so. You're not even human. Yeah, I don't think so. What do you mean he's not human? Of course he's human. I said my podcast is going well. I want it to go well. Really well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not point at the seal. He's not Jewish for sure. I mean, just do that. But anyway...

No pointing at the ceiling. We just got our first ad sale. That's great. Congrats. Enron. Yeah. Enron. That's fun. That's funny. That's a good company. Enron's a great company. I do like Enron. Yeah. So we're doing well. Yeah. We had BP for a while. Okay. We had British Petroleum for quite a long time. We're trying to get Red Lobster. They're on the hook. John. John. I'm not John. Sorry. John. John.

- There you go. - Very good, very good. So now do you feel a little bit more at home now that I've squashed the beef for you guys? I know I'm playing mediator, but I have to do that on this. - No, it's, Bobby, do you feel okay now? - Yeah, I do, man.

I feel great. Like I, I just want to say, I think you're super funny. Yeah. I think, I think you're, you're a great actor. Hmm. You're, well he's, I mean, I said, I said, mm-hmm. He beat me out for so many roles. I mean, we go up for the exact same role. We're the same category? Yeah.

Every time I go in for a roll, it's like looking for a Bobby Lee type. Yeah. Ring, ring. John Goblin Khan. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah. Now, what has he gotten that you came close on? Borderlands. Yeah, that was yours. Yeah. Yeah, that was yours. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Anything else? The one about ramen. Oh, yeah. Death and ramen. Yep.

I want to do an art house film. You know, I want to show my range. And this guy is like, sorry, we're doing Bobby Lee. I was like, come on, dude. Now, have you been able to beat him for anything? Have you ever gotten a role that he was up for that you got? What's that mucus commercial? Yeah. Mucinex. Mucinex. You beat me with Mucinex? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they were like, do a little Brooklyn thing. It wasn't the voice. It was the guy. But anyway, there you go. I see. There you go. John. John.

- That's so rude, dude. - Yeah, you beat me out of that, for sure. - He doesn't look like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him, look at him. - John, can I-- - I live in Reseda. - Real quick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Real quick. - Nice. - That's my boy, Greg. - Yeah. - Okay? - Okay. - Cool guy. - Yeah. - Seems like a cool guy. - He's cool, okay? He's kind of like stuck in the commercial world, but he's cool. - Yeah. - I mean, hey, it's a living. - So you have a show.

I do. Yeah, you want to plug it? Sure. He did. Right now. Let's do it again. It's called the Right Now Podcast with John Gobblegon. Yeah, and you know what, Bobby? Yeah. I think that you should invite me on again. I want to have you. So I can do a redo. I want to do a full redo. I want to have you on. Yeah. I'll bolt everything down. No, you know what? I will not. No, I'm going to wear a suit.

Really? Yeah. I'm going to come with a different angle. Oh. Yeah. What's the angle? Are you drunk? What's the angle? The angle is I'm going to come with... He didn't do comedy the first time? Not on my show. Right. You know? Did the numbers do good or no? On our show? Yeah. Yeah, they did really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. People, it's a big hate watch period right now. Ah. Yeah.

But here's the thing. Yeah. So many people in the comments of my show are like, is John Goblin Khan Bobby Lee? All right, so I'm going to come back on. You got to go back on. I can't wait to have you. I can't wait to do it. You know what I mean? I can't wait. I can't wait to do it. Anyway, thanks for coming.

Oh yeah, thank you for having me. Yeah, I gotta go to bed. I have ozimbic burps. Ozimbic burps are pretty tough. Yeah, and I'm super tired. I have to get up in six hours. Well, I want to say thank you to John Diablo for coming on the show. And I hope that next time that you go on his show, it's all good. I can't wait to have you on, Bobby. I really mean it. And you know what? I'll say something to all you guys. Yeah.

I'm okay with Halloween now. That's great. I really am. Can I say this too? It's so great that we don't have to get you an Uber because you have your fucking broom. So just, you know what I mean? Or whatever you do. Get the fuck out of here, man. Hey, hey, hey. To be honest. Fucking freak. John. Get him out of here. Hey, no. Hey, clap. Thank you for being a bad friend. Get the fuck out of here. Are we having our first fight? John.