Brotherly Love With Steebee
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You two are bad. Who are these two idiots? I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, for another episode of Bad Friends. I'm your co-host, Stevie Weeby. No, you have the red hair.

Oh, I'm your co-host, Andrew Santino. Yeah. Thanks for coming. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for watching. We have a lot of things to discuss today. Yeah. Thanks for having me. What are we talking about? All kinds of different things. Yeah. Warzone. Yeah, yeah. What else? Um...

The series Kingdom on Netflix. Yes, we're going to talk about that in detail. We're going to talk about all kinds of stuff because I haven't really seen you. Have you watched the show before? What show? The Bad Friends show. Yeah. Well, glimpses of it. You've never seen a full one? No, I have. Glimpses. You're a fucking liar. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I've seen like 40 minutes. What I mean is I know you, dude.

You don't know what the fuck this is. It's great banter. It's great banter. There's chemistry between you and Santino. I love you. I love you too. I know. I showed up on time. I was prompt.

I was pumped. Okay, what are you saying about me? I didn't say anything about you. I don't want to fight you. I don't want to fight you. Because this is... I don't know. What are you saying about me? I'm trying to... No, just... That's passive-aggressive. Just tell me what... You showed up on time. What is that saying about me? That you didn't show up on time. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Why? Well, according to George, you forgot your keys. No, I can't find my keys. Well, the thing about you, because I'm your brother and I've known you my whole life, you, as far as organization and stuff, you just misplace things all the time. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Shut up. The thing about him is his mind's on a hundred different things all at once. That's what smart people do, right? Not all of them. Oh. Okay. That's what smart people do.

But you are smart. You're creative and brilliant in your own way. Okay, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. That feels good. It's just the opposite. You don't have 100 things on your mind, Bob. You have so little things on your mind. You just misplace stuff because you're not paying attention to anything. Mm-hmm.

You're not over, you're not over consumed with stuff. You focus on one thing at a time. So the other things just go by the wayside. You lose your keys because you don't think about keys or care or people that are overly organized. Think about too many, too many things at once. Yeah. And they panic. You think about war zone, boom, at the, at one time and that's it. Then you think about going to get cigarettes, boom. You don't, you don't, you don't organize your brain that way. I,

I like the better, a hundred things better. They have so many things in my mind. I think that's more true to them than what you're saying. Because I, you think that, you think that when I'm playing Warzone, the only thing I'm thinking about is Warzone?

Okay. You've gotten damn good. He's gotten damn good at Warzone. I'm so proud. When you make those plays, dude. He makes me cry. This guy, man. Remember the other night? I got a collateral. Not that night. I got a collateral. I came in from the Gulag. I only had a handgun.

That was money. Remember I landed? He comes back from the gulag and he just jumps on a dude. This dude had his loadout. Just to reference what a loadout, it's the best weapons that he got. He was battling a guy with his top weapons. My brother had a little

squirt pistol. Yeah, a little squirt pistol. Yeah, yeah. And my brother just got on him, boom, boom, elbowed him, boom, boom, and shot him all in the face. Yeah, and then you started crying. I was so proud. I know, but why did you start crying? That's

I didn't cry. I was just, it was one of those moments. You know what it reminded me of? When I was younger, I used to watch his wrestling matches. It was in the Poway High Gym. Yeah. And there was his, he had an opponent from Monta Vista. Yeah. Yeah.

And this guy, he wrestled was a Samoan just stud. Yeah, but he was little. No, he was buff. Yeah, but I'm a little. He has to be my weight class. And so I remember they went out of bounds. And when they went back in the middle, this Samoan guy did a Bruce Lee. It was like the last scene in Karate Kid where Daniel versus Johnny. And my brother blew him a kiss with it.

And just blew him a kiss, got in on a double leg, picked the guy up and slammed him and beat him. And I was a kid watching on like I was on the side of the mat. Just my eyes were watering like that was my brother. What weight class were you in, Bob? 105. I have a similar story for him. You know what made me proud?

Don't talk about state. No, it's state. It's state. Please don't talk about state. So my brother's ranked number two in the state, right? Number two in the state. At what? In wrestling. No. Yes. Ranked number... CIF champ everything. Wow. Yeah. And then... So, you know, the state championship is in Stockton, California. From San Diego, that's a 10-hour drive, right? It's forever. I take the minivan, my dad's minivan. I drive all the way up there, right? Yeah.

And I remember one match. My god, he wrestled a guy that he beat probably 20 times in the past. Just completely destroyed. And my brother got so nervous that this guy that my brother beat 20 times picked my brother up, slammed my brother in his head. My brother laid there on the mat, blood all over his face. And my brother's crying with snot bubbles and blood in his face, right? And he loses, and he gets kicked out of state.

And then I got back in the minivan and I drove home. That's it. Thanks for having me. No, no, no. Put your thing back down. Did that not happen?

I was thinking, I was hoping you would bring up my CIF win. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I did win county three years in a row. Andrew, I won county. I won San Diego section, you know, three years. He was amazing. So I was hoping you'd bring that story up. Oh, I didn't know which one you wanted me to say. But thanks for bringing up the reason why I started drugs and alcohol. Steve, how come you didn't wrestle in college?

Because I was so depressed and distraught after the state tournament, I was in such a deep depression because of failure and remorse that... Because of the story that Bobby just told you? Yeah, because of the story that my brother just said on this huge platform. That...

You know, I was getting letters from colleges, Andrew. You know, Cornell hollered at – I mean, I remember getting a letter. Cornell? Cornell sent a letter like my sophomore year. Yeah, yeah. Wow. And I just – I was done. So what happened? My brother was a Christian. My brother was like – do you ever see the movie Seven?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. He was Kevin Spacey's character. Okay? He would clip out, right? He would take a Bible, clip out verses, and then paste it on the walls. No, I didn't clip them from the Bible itself. I would write passages from the Bible on poster boards. Okay.

There's a difference. There's a difference. That's creepier. And so you walked in his room. It was like just this neon fucking cross on the wall. You know what I mean? A single bed. I mean, just creepy shit, right? Yeah. And my brother would like, come on, babe. Pray with me.

Oh, dude, I was warped. What did you say, Andrew? Yeah, he goes, I was warped. Warped. Pray with me, dude. Let's talk about it. Until, I mean, I was warped until that night I almost got possessed by like 15 spirits. Yeah, yeah, he got possessed by 15 spirits. Wait a minute, time out. Hold on. When you say you were warped from religion, what did that have to do with you not end up going to college to wrestle? Because I'll tell you what happened, okay? Yeah. So here he is, straight-A student, born-again Christian, right? Yeah.

Never done anything wrong in his life. The day after he got back from state, he became a fucking drug addict. 40s and blunts. I wanted to just cash out. I wanted to exit. Keep in mind that the kid, remember Michael Kalamara? The kid from Rosemead that beat me? I ended up going to Arizona State.

This kid ended up wrestling at Arizona State. He was their main 118 pounder. So it was kind of like my past followed me. You know what I mean? Like, what were the odds of that? Did you ever party with that guy or hang out with him at all? I saw him at a chicken wing place once and I was playing a game and I was nervous because he walked by me and I was like,

I was playing some game and I was doing really bad and I felt like I was failing at that too. And I was sweating. I was just waiting for my chicken. Chicken wings. And me there staring at me like, just like, kind of like I beat you back then and you're horrible at this video game as well. And also look at where you are in life. He's probably looking at you. I don't

I don't care. I like my life. I love it. I have my own platform. No, no, not then. Not now. What do you mean? Then? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're killing it now. I was at the dorms just with the homies, just skateboarding around campus. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Steve. Yeah. Steve, will you tell me one of the prayers that you made Bobby say with you when you were little boys? I just remember one of the songs. Yeah, sing the song. Let's hear it. Oh, God.

is an awesome god he reigns from heaven above with wisdom power and love our god is an awesome god uh yeah yeah yeah yeah our god is an awesome god from heaven above with wisdom love our god is an awesome god yeah

But we drink the blood of little men. Our God is an awesome God. We kill people and we keep their secrets. Our God is an awesome God. Steve, did you ever... Did Arizona State, because you know we're both ASU... I know. That blew my mind when I found that out. That blew my mind when finding out you and Brody went there. So it shouldn't... But Steve...

Did you ever try to walk on? Because they had walked on cars. Yeah, well, there's one instance where I met their 105 pounder. I mean, the lowest weight, there's 118, 125, but there's this little phenom. He

He was their Freestyle World team member or Sunkist Kids member that wrestled with the main team. I don't know how I met him, but I mentioned in passing, like, I used to wrestle at blah, blah, blah. And he goes, well, I need a workout partner. So I didn't have shoes or nothing. I mean, I met him at the, you know, I mean, I'm out of shape. I'm smoking Newports. I just showed up.

And, dude, I put, you know, and I was, I haven't wrestled in years, but I ended up taking the guy down quite a few times. Like, I still was taking the guy down. Yeah. And I remember one of the guys, one of the Olympians, Tim Vanny, was there watching. Yeah. And then, but then that was like the last kind of. Did Tim Vanny go, wow, good skills, kid, or what? He, yeah, he didn't say anything. He was just kind of, it was kind of like, remember how, like, you and Byron Scott would have, like, a wrestle off and just Toretto was there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like that. It was like a secret. That kid, Byron Campbell. Oh, stud. His fucking forearms. Stud. One time he had his forearms on my face like this, right? Leg riding stud. And I could hear crunches. Crunches.

My cheeks were crunching, bro. His fork was like that. I was like, I'm done wrestling. People don't realize my brother was set to be a varsity 105. He was going to wrestle varsity his senior year. What happened? Branstetter asked you, you're about 125 pounds. He's like, we need a 105 pounder. You're like, nope.

I'm going to rehab. Yeah. Or I'm focused. He goes, I'm going to focus on my sobriety. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that crazy how you remember people's names? What was the name of the kid with the big forearms? You said it. Byron Campbell. He ended up wrestling for Palomar. Very talented kid. And then he's like coaching now. Yeah. Yeah. But it's always first and last name that etched into your brain. Tony Matusi. Tony Matusi, bro. Do you remember? Tony Matusi, bro.

His face... I mean, he looked 90. He was like this little Italian stallion. Yeah, yeah. Rocky Balboa just... He was one of those people, like... He had, like, ball hairs when he was, like, in sixth grade. Yeah, he had ball hairs. But he also...

But he also, like, had a disease or something because he had a full-blown mustache. Like a man's face. And a receding hairline. Right? And he was super buff. And he was like, he looked like he was 40. He was a Rocky Balboa Italian stallion. Yeah, he was fucking so strong. And I remember... That was just a 40-year-old. Yeah. It could have been.

So he was my weight. He was 98 pounds his senior year. And it was one of those things when in the eighth or ninth grade, they go, Lee, we need you to show up at the workout room at this time. You took him down, remember? Yeah. And I just remember. You took him down. They were trying. They were hazing me because I was the next kid up. Yeah. So they're like, all right, Tony, Russell, Steve.

And I remember I was like keeping a very low stance and he was getting mad because he was getting frustrated because I was headbutting. He kept going, you're just like your brother. I kept headbutting this kid.

And he kept saying that. You're just like your brother. You're just like your brother. I love headbutting. Not full-blown, but you just – Andrew, he taught me that. Well, look, there's always the dirty little secrets in every sport. So in wrestling, was that your go-to? Well, the reason why I did that because when we were younger, we used to wrestle in my parents' bedroom. We had a little square carpet area. Why were you in their bedroom? Just training. He was training me. Big, big bed. The bedroom.

The bedroom was big. It was a square. It was a big square. But you couldn't go into like the living room or like anywhere else? Oh, do you remember that time that I threw you out the window and you knocked me out? So my brother, yeah, so my brother, we're wrestling. My brother has a temper. You knocked me out. No, this is your fault. You almost broke my nose. You almost broke my nose. Okay, can I finish what you did though? Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

Go ahead. We're wrestling, you know, and it's, you know, brothers wrestling, you know? Yeah. But it gets to a point where you can see my brother snap. Like, his eyes become dead. Oh, yeah. And he can't think, right? So he just goes, yeah? I go, yeah! And he goes...

Take this! And he threw me out the window. My arm dragged you out the window. Yeah, and so the window crashes. Half my body is out of the window, right? His arm is... Shards of glass on my... I'm not kidding you. His arm was out of the window. We broke the window of my parents' bedroom. Like this, right? And so then I just got blood everywhere. And I just woke up to it and I go... Right in the fucking face. He broke my nose. I almost broke his nose.

Yeah. Wait a minute. Did you get cut up from the window? Yeah, his arm was bleeding because I shot him. I did an arm drag and we broke the window of my parents' bedroom. It was a big window. You're wrestling in your mom and dad's room, which is weird and gross. Go ahead. And what happened?

And then I shucked him out the window because I snapped, and then he came back in, and he almost broke my nose. Yeah. But when you guys used to train up there in the room, did your mom and dad not care? They didn't know that you guys were resting. They never home. My dad was always working. He had like five stores. He was in Riverside or Mary Mesa. He was somewhere. Or he had a store in Sacramento. Yeah, he was always traveling. Did you guys ever think he had a second family?

No, no. But he was a workaholic. He worked his ass off. He was working all the time. You saw his place in Sacramento, right? No, I saw his place in Chandler, Arizona. But he had an apartment, right? Oh my God, Andrew. He had this apartment he was renting out in Chandler, Arizona, and it was like this hut. It

It was like, there was like a hot place. There was nothing in there. There's flies in there. There was like just one, just janky ass mattress in the corner. No bed frame. One razor. Like one toothpaste. Just like just one toothbrush. My dad, my dad, one bar of soap. Yeah, it was like refugee shit. He's never seen a movie in his life. No. No.

He's never seen a TV show. He likes Rocky. I think he watched Rocky. I don't know. Or maybe Rocky. Rocky. But he's never... If you go, maybe one song, my dad would go, I don't know no song. He doesn't even know what music is.

Not being real. He worked. But your mom does. Yeah, she liked the Beatles. My mom had all the Beatles albums. She liked the Beatles. I used to steal. My mom used to have this collection of records, and I used to take them, and we had a record player, and I used to listen to music via that way. Did your mom ever resent your dad for traveling so much?

Not really. I mean, but there was a lot of there's you like, well, there's domestic abuse involved. I mean, do we had a messed up like my dad was? I mean, you're you're asking me like why I threw him out the window. Where do you think I got that from? Yeah, for sure. I got that from my father, dude. Like my dad was the worst when it came to that. Like, well, when you say when you say your parents are both gone, where would your mom be when he's out of town?

She'd be working at the stores too. She'd go chilling. She would enable him though. I remember because my dad used to love – he was a beer drinker for sure. But there was a moment in our history where he didn't – he used to mix tomato juice, Clamato. Oh, yeah. So my mom used to buy him like a big blottle of Clamato and then put like six beers in the freezer to get them nice and cold. Do you remember that? Yeah. My mom – I saw my mom – Yeah.

go to the store, come back. She lifted up the trunk of the car and she was just taking whiskey and beer and all like, she was like his supplier. Yeah. Enabling him. And stocking the fridge, you know? And I didn't find out till later, like, cause my mom has a fake tooth and I hadn't, I didn't know this. I didn't know the story behind that.

But he told me in my 30s, like, you didn't know that? Like, my dad knocked it out. Yeah, knocked it out. Crazy. Like, I didn't. He remembers. No, I don't remember. Mom and dad would tell me stories. I don't remember. Completely out of it. Yeah. Jesus stuff. Oh, yeah. You're sitting there. Let's talk. Let's talk about it.

What are some? So he knocked the tooth out. You told me that, Bob. But but also was your dad religious or how did you even get stuck in this religious thing, Steve? Well, you know, there's other kids at my school from this this group called Student Venture.

Is that a cult? That sounds like a cult. No, it's just this... It's a Christian group, you know, like a... Cult. Yeah, kind of like... Yeah, basically. Right. But you... Dude, you said something the other day that freaked me out. You go... You said, I've been studying the scriptures again. No. So what I'm doing now, because my girlfriend gave me an idea, because, you know, she...

She comes from a Catholic background, but she reads the Bible kind of like tarot cards where it's more like metaphorical. I'll just close my eyes. It's just kind of like whatever page I open up, I read, and then it's kind of like a daily meditation. We're playing Warzone. We're playing Warzone, he goes, hey, so let me do – we're playing Warzone, right? In the middle of Warzone, he goes –

And that's not a joke. He's just like, well, just hold up, Bob. You're a little angry right now. Hold up, Bob. All right. Let me just turn to a page in the Bible.

No. But it's on some fun shit. It wasn't some fun shit. It's just fun. It's like tarot cards to me. Okay, so the Lord, she's just reading this fucking section of the fucking Bible. Yeah, but it's fun. It's not fun. It's like, you know how people do tarot cards? It's kind of like that. It's just fun tarot cards. I don't think those things are anything like that. laughter

I think one of them is you own a Bible and you read through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think fun would be the right word to use. Steve, do you still believe in some of the religious things? I don't believe in Christianity. I don't believe in religion, but I do believe that there's a loving force out there. Yeah, I believe in God. I believe because I've been going on 12 years sober, man. Man, wow. So I know that it's not me...

You know, doing that on my own. You know what I mean? I believe that something's helping me out in life. You know what I mean? So sure. So, oh, my God, because I was really bad. You know, I was bad when I was drinking and using. And so Steve, Steve, if your girlfriend is she sober, too? Yeah. For the most part. Yeah. If she's if she's decided to start drinking, would that bother you?

No, no. Like, let's say we're at a function and she has a beer or two. I wouldn't be mad. But if it got out of hand, then I would definitely say. Has she done that before? No. She's never drank in front of you. Yeah, she has. But not like crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. No. She's never been drunk. Like maybe the first year when we're together. But then through through I don't know if it was because of me being an influence, like through through time, like she's.

Doesn't even drink any – doesn't do anything like that. Yeah. Do you think your sobriety now has helped each other stay away from – Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Big time, huh? For sure. Yeah, for sure. 100%. And now you're doing a thing where – I don't know if we could cut it out if you want to, but maybe I could throw it out there. You can cut it out. Don't get angry. No, it's a fine.

I can tell you. No, no, no, no, no. I already know what you're going to bring up. It's fine. I can talk about it. But I have to protect the entity itself. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. What is it? He is how many days now? 15 days. 15 days of no pornography. Wow. Wait, how bad was your problem, Steve? It wasn't that it was...

bad, bad. It was that I didn't like what pornography was doing to my mind. Sure. Because I realized, I mean, because, you know, we're messed up. I mean, I'm not blaming him. He definitely, I know. I have nothing to do with that. I know, I know. Don't clop me in with your shit. But I just remember it was a progressive thing as far as, I remember younger, this was before the internet, like, him having like a DVD...

He had a whole collection of them and I would take one or two and then... How many? Three. You? He could have filled up like...

an Amoeba record like a whole store I mean he had you know those what are those booklets you know those booklets where you put CDs well you know those big black thick booklets he had hundreds of those just collections like the Beatles collections collections collections yeah just collectors collectors

Just failed. Failed. Failed. Sorry. But the rest – but Steve, let me ask you though. What was the – so what was the reason that you quit? What was the moment? Well, I realized that it affected just my relationship. Sex life? Yeah. It just kind of like – it not only desensitized me like as far as – because I noticed too like when I was like – like I would be on Pornhub or Xvideos. My searches would be a little bit more –

further, like going kind of outside the box, you know? Like what? Give us an example. Well, it started with just like POV doggy or, you know, something like that. Or, you know, cream pie or, you know, just like your, I don't know if that's standard. That is, that's run of the mill. But then it started going into like crackhead cream pie. So, I'm sorry.

And then, wait, I'm not done there though. So it started with that. And then, then it started progressing to grandma, like grandmother stuff.

Grandma cream puff. I was like looking at grannies. I was looking at grandmothers. He goes, Bob. I go, yeah. He goes, do you ever masturbate to grandmothers? To grandmas. I go, no. He goes, oh, okay. And he's hung up. So just the type of... Why do you like grandmas? Well, I'll tell you how it makes you feel afterwards. When you're laying there...

And you had just ejaculated watching a grandmother getting cream-pied. You don't feel so good about yourself. No. I wouldn't think you would, yeah. I mean, that walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up is a lot more worse than I would. Especially if it's still playing in the background. Yeah. Yeah.

Steve, so what was the lowest of the low? That was probably it. I mean, because those are grandmothers. You don't know their history. They could be women that never got married. They're just older ladies. A lot older. Grandmother is like they have grandkids. But these are ladies in their late 60s to 70s. Yeah, I know. They need love too. So I realized when it progressed to that, I'm like,

I don't like this. Yeah. I don't like what, what I've become and watching this type of stuff. So yeah, I'm doing a program now. I do a meeting every day. I don't want to like out that, you know, because of the anonymity, anonymity element. And, uh, uh,

aspect of it. But yeah, I'm doing... I'm recommitting myself to another 12-step program. And it has to do with this type of stuff. Well, Steve, answer me this. Did your girlfriend have something to say about it? Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course. Of course. No, no, no. Did she approach you with it? Was like, hey, I don't like... That's the element that she doesn't really want to talk about. That's the element I don't because... We'll cut that out. No, no, I will. I'll talk vaguely about it. She noticed...

how it affected me in our relationship. Well, you were like, hey, where are these Depends? LAUGHTER

Put in these dentures before I fuck you. I got these dentures from Halloween last year. You're like, baby, I got you dentures. Here's the white wig. Put it this way. It got to a point where I realized, oh, I just have to stop watching this stuff. It's affecting... It's kind of fused into this relationship. The way I look at it. And not only that, I think porn is...

Porn is one of those silent killers. You know what I'm saying? Where you don't think... I don't think it's a silent killer. It is to me. I think...

I think, Steve, I think blood cancer is a silent killer. I think lymphoma is a silent killer. I don't think porn is a silent killer. To me, it was progression. Oh, my God. I know what you mean. It got to a point where I just, yeah. So now I'm learning now to, I mean, I don't remember the last time I masturbated with just my mind.

I'm the same way. Do you understand? Isn't that weird to kind of like bring out? I mean, bring up, I mean. But I think that's generational. I just think that's just because we're so used to having porn access, right? Yeah. But I'm okay. I don't masturbate without porn. I haven't ever. I've never, ever done it. But I have to tell you this from my own experience that, you know, because I don't do the porn thing as well. Yeah. And eventually you are able to access fantasy in your mind.

Yeah. I imagine. And I've been doing that. That's healthier, I think. I think that's healthier. Well, you don't know what I'm thinking about. You know what I mean? Yeah, because it's left little seedlings. You know, like little Hansel and Gretel crumbs are in his brain of what he used to know. I think that what's happening to me, I don't think, you know, because I take it day by day, but I want to get to a point where I start to rewire my brain. That's what it does, yeah. Yeah, I want to get to a point where it just starts rewiring, where I'm not relying on that thing.

for arousal. That's what we were trying to do with Bob and smoking, but that didn't really work. Did you give me a birthday present? It's coming in the mail. It should be here in a few days. You'll like it. You're really going to like it. It took a lot of time and effort to think about this. Can I ask you something? Yeah. Couldn't you have done that a little bit beforehand so I could get it on time? Yeah, I apologize, but when it arrives, you're going to be stoked. You're going to be stoked. What is it? I don't want to say.

You'll be happy. Just tell us what it is. Tell us what it is. I don't like surprises. You know that. God, I don't want it because it's going to ruin it. It doesn't matter. I'm not going to open something and go, oh, my God, it's a phone. Right? If you just tell me what it is right now, I'll have something to look forward to. Steve. All right. Can I say, I mean. Steve, don't. Does it mean a lot to you, the gift? Does it mean something to you?

It does. It does. And it means, well, it means a lot to both of us. Okay. Can we guess? Yeah, you can guess. I like this. I like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I think it's some of your dad's ashes in the shape of a little dinosaur, like a little model dinosaur that you put on your table. No, no. Is that it? No. No? No. That's kind of a no.

Is it your mom's original tooth that fell out? No, it's not my mom's original tooth. But it has to do with just me and him. Video games? Something we're into. Video games? You're getting close. I know, it's a video game. It has something to do with Warzone? No. Okay, it's a video game. It has something to do with an RPG that we play? No.

Don't stop. No, I like what he's doing, though. He's getting... I like what he's doing. Does it have to do with a console? Like a controller or a headpiece? No. Okay. PS5. No. Keep guessing. I like this game. Is it a custom controller? It has nothing to do with video games. So just... What did they do?

But it has to do with... It's entertainment. It's entertainment. It has to do with entertainment. Oh my God, is it the old CD book of porn that I used to have? No, no, no. Oh, I remember when we were moving, Kalilah saw all those... She saw 15 of those fucking CD packets. Oh, yeah. She goes, is it alright if I throw these away? And I went, yeah, okay. Okay.

But in my, I just was on the fence. Oh, you had your favorites. Because it's a collection. You had your favorites too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a collection. Yeah, yeah. It has nothing to do with video games. No. All right. Does it have to do with movies and entertainment in that way? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it does. Oh, so you got me a movie.

It has something to do with the movie or something else. Steve, what was the best gift that Bob ever gave you? You're getting closer, though. What was the best gift that Bob ever gave you? I've gotten him gifts in the past, but he's... What can you get a guy that has... No, I've gotten him... I remember one year, I remember getting him a Swatch watch. I went to the Swatch...

a swatch watch and I got him something else and I remember a year later I was like cleaning his place and then I opened up one of the things and I saw it right he'd never worn the swatch watch yeah such a bad the game is dead tell me what it is alright it has to do with a show tell me what it is alright I got him I got him a kingdom t-shirt aww cool he loves it see that's a great gift

I wish you would have told me. Well, it's too late now. I wish you would have told me.

That would have been such a surprise. What a surprise. Holy fuck, you really thought it through this time. Yeah, that would have been such a nice surprise. You literally should have told me. I was just kidding when I was doing it, by the way. Why did you tell him? He was so convincing. He should not have told him. We're just kidding. I hear George laughing. You want to talk about the show? What show? Kingdom? Yeah, let's talk about it. I know you haven't seen it, Andrew. Yeah, let's talk about it.

And I know you don't want to talk about it. We have to talk because he's interested in it. No, it's fine. I just haven't seen it. So go ahead. So Kalala for a couple of weeks was like, you know, we should watch this Netflix show called Kingdom. It's a Korean show. And it's about the old days of Korea. And it has to do with like other elements, like horror elements. And I go, I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it. And then one day she just said it enough where I went.

So I watched one. After I watched one, I watched like three or four in a row, right? Yeah. And I told my brother about it, and my brother goes, I'll try it. He sees five minutes of it, and he goes, it sucks. I'm not watching. It's boring. Did you not? Well, in my defense...

I didn't know it was like a period piece. It's like, because it's set in old Korea, like when they had clans and shit like that. Like old school Korean, that timeline. So it was hard for me just, because my Korean's bad, because you know, you have to read, you know, I have to read subtitles, yeah. But I was kind of like, and I started at like three or four in the morning, so I was kind of like, it was hard for me to, because there's a lot of buildup until like the real fun shit starts happening.

So I was like, I didn't like, I should have watched it long. Like I turned it off. Cause I was like, it was hard for me to like,

Keep my attention. But then we're playing Warzone. He goes, why didn't you finish it? You should have. It gets better. So I gave it another chance. And once I made it past, if you can make it past through the first half of the first episode of the first season or whatever, then it's all just you're coasting. It gets good. It gets good. I love it. What do you love about it?

I like it because, first of all, I love zombie. Anything zombie-related, I like. I love the 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks. I like all those movies, even the vampire movies. And it has to do with that, but then it has to do with, like I said, it takes place in the old...

and there's like clans involved and it kind of reminds me I'm not comparing it to Game of Thrones in the sense that like as far as like the story but as far as the way you know like intricacies of like Game of Thrones there's always a house

pitting against another house. There's always manipulation. It's kind of like chess, right? And so there's those elements involved with Kingdom. And that's why I like it because I never knew... Highly recommend it. I never knew what this other clan was up to. And just the story behind...

how this plague got started is very interesting. It has to do with this resurrection plant. I know, but that's not giving anything away. But it has to do with... There's a story behind that as well. It's a different device in how people become zombies, which I thought was good. Yeah, there's a different twist in it. Usually it's about some sort of lab experiment going wrong or it has to do with demonic forces. This was a different kind of...

and also a believable way people would turn into a zombie. So it's a really cool show. And then the characters, there's good... The characters, you kind of identify... You kind of pick your favorites. And there are characters that you want disposed. I was thinking about you as a zombie. I would be ferocious. No, you would be sleeping. Oh, I would be. You would be sleeping during the night and day underneath those rocks.

For 20 years, kids would just run by the rock. And you're just laying there looking at them. I need my sleep. And they're like, look at that lazy zombie. I need my sleep. I know. Yeah.

I just remember when I was in that way in high school, when I had normal sleeping hours, and I remember he would be in the living room watching these comedy specials, and he would like, stay up with me, hey, you know, because he would watch all these specials, or we would watch Hollywood Shuffle, or it would be something, and he'd be like, hey, Steve, no, come watch this with me. And then I would start staying up for that, and then it just, that got...

progressively worse just me it's not my fault it's not your fault you did have a little bit of an influence on it no I have no fucking well you know I started back then but then when I you know it got worse we like sleeping I love sleeping if I don't get sleep I'm like a nightmare I'm a nightmare yeah I need like 8 to 12 hours look her Jules you think I sleep does she sleep she sleeps with her eyes open

How many hours? She'll sleep anywhere. She could be standing, just standing, dancing and be sleeping. See, I can't do that. She could sleep anywhere, right? And she has a disease. I think we have to go to the doctor. She could sleep anywhere? She could sleep 16, 17 hours a day. You think she's narcoleptic? She has some sort of narcolepsy, I think. Do you think, Jules? That's what Adi Kalayla thinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you talking to the mic or not? I did! You can't drift away.

Can you talk into the mic, please? Yeah. Yeah. Get closer. Ask. Yeah. Okay. Jules, how was, you said you were going to skip because you had school stuff to do. How did it go? It went well. I was with the yoga empowerment project and I needed it to have practicum points to graduate. Extracurricular activities. Yeah.

Yes. So it was just for fun? No, it's not. It's not for fun. Okay. Okay. Cool. I mean, she does little things like, hey, we're doing Bad Friends now, and she'll kind of just roll her eyes a little bit. Do you enjoy Bad Friends? She'll go like, she'll go, she'll go. I do. She does. I forgot. Yeah. This is a nice setup, by the way. Like, this is like, wow. When I first walked in here, I'm like, this is legit. Like, look at this place.

Steve said he was surprised at how small it was, but I said, well... Yeah, because when you watch it, it looks like a huge room. Like, it's cornered. Like, I feel like even this distance on camera, like, when you watch it on YouTube, it looks like you guys have, like, two feet, like, separating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve, who would be the ultimate guest for you to get on your show?

Um... God, that's... Who could we help you get? Yeah, who's the white whale that we could get for you? Well, I would love Theo back. No. Yeah, I want Theo again. Somebody that you, like, haven't done, that you admire, that you love. Sebastian? We have a cake. I haven't got Sebastian, you fuck. Okay, but you said a dream. I mean... All right, all right. Yeah. Oh, Max Holloway would be great. I can't get Max Holloway, you fuck! Max Holloway is everyone's... Max Holloway's never done mine, you fuck! I know.

The thing is, you're asking me dream guests. No, guys that we can get. What about Israel? We know Stylebender. Bobby, we talked to him last night. Should we have him go? Yeah, that would be nice. Israel? Yeah. Yeah, he might come. I don't know. I mean, I... Did you guys watch him have sex? He literally butt-humped him. No, he didn't butt... I didn't watch the fight, so I don't know that. Yeah, I didn't watch it. Watch it in slow-mo again. He butt-humped him. It's not... It's... He wins, right? There was so much trash-talking. Yeah. Right? Right?

There always is. Yeah, but there was some extra shit in this, and they've been doing it for a year. All this, you're a low-rate Ricky Martin-looking motherfucker. And then in the weigh-ins, right, Paolo Costa pulled out a white belt to give it to Izzy. Izzy snaps, right? So imagine all this resentment and hatred, right? And then you think it's going to go five rounds.

Not even close. Yeah, so Izzy puts him out in the second round and he still has all this energy and he's down. He still has all this resentment and he just says, I'm gonna fuck you now! You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Did he knock him out? Like, what was the outcome? He hit him in the temple and he got all oozy but he's like, you know, I think that like in Genghis Khan, like Genghis Khan when they raided villages and stuff like that and they would easily take down a village and like, what do we do now? They have all this energy. Yeah. Let's

And he's like, fuck the guys. And the guy's like, you already took my house. Why are you fucking me in the ass? Extra energy. Do you think he's going to be champ for a long time? Yes. Who could compete with that? I think Jared Cannoneer has the power to take him out. I think that Robert Whitaker should have another shot. But other than those two right now, there's not much. Do you think Cerrone should quit? Yeah.

What do you guys think about Justin Gaethje? Do you think he has a shot in beating Khabib? Because I think, this is my prediction, I think that Gaethje could do it. Okay. I think, dude, he's a monster. Not always is he a monster. He's a monster. He beat a monster. Ferguson. I mean, look. I mean, Tony's tough. Tony Ferguson is a zombie. Tony's tough.

Tony just keeps coming. He doesn't... You know what I mean? He's dead, but he's coming, right? Gaethje's got the X factor. Gaethje just has an X factor. He's got an X factor where you can't teach that. Destroy Tony. He just has it. He has it. He has it. I think if anyone has the skill set, right? It's also hard to take Gaethje down. I know they say Khabib is... D1 wrestler. D1 wrestler. All of them.

All-American. All-American. I mean, that's different than Russian wrestling or how Khabib wrestles. Eastern Europeans are out of their fucking mind. They're monsters, too. They have something else inside of them. I know. Eastern Europeans are special people when it comes to... For people that don't even follow any of this stuff and don't know, did you ever see Bobby get into a fist fight, Steve? Yes. What's your favorite Bobby fist fight story? With Derek Oliver. Say it.

Say it. If you tell the story... Hold on. If you want me to tell you the story, he's going to look like a fool. I'm going to say this. Look at his face already. If he tells the story, we're going to have a very big problem. Why? I don't want to make him look like a fool. Let him tell the story. Who cares?

Bobby, you told the story about when he lost that state and he had to start drinking and using drugs. It's only fair. Flapping your arms. It's embarrassing. All right, tell them what happened. That was the... Okay, you know how I told you... You know how I told you that story of how proud I was during that wrestling match? Yeah. Well, this fight made me feel the opposite. So...

There's these kids. I was friends with his younger brother. There's this household, Derek Oliver, which was his age, and David Oliver. I was friends with David. They had a fight. I don't know how it progressed to this fight. They're like, meet me at the yard above where I live. At what time? Like 4.30? After school. Yeah, yeah. Right. Everyone shows up. Everyone shows up.

And he just got his ass kicked. He was getting pounded. My mom had to save him. So thank God for my mom. My mom happened to drive by and see the kids. And she goes, yeah, you know, like it was embarrassing. I was just like, oh, my God. Bobby, what went wrong? What did you do in the fight that was such a was such a fuck up? I didn't think that he would fight.

Oh yeah, you were better. This is the reason why. This is why you can't judge a book by its cover because Oliver was, he wore Speedos and was on the diving team and he was in band. He beat your ass up. Fuck you!

Tell the story! He smoked you. He smoked your ass. Did Bobby cry? Bobby, did you cry? He got beat up too. The Woodhills beat you up too. Scott Woodhill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scott Woodhill beat you up in front of Denny's. Do you remember that? Bob, what happened? I don't remember that one. You were running your mouth in front of Denny's and Scott Woodhill popped you?

Yeah, I just, you know, the Derek, I remember the Derek one because I remember not being able to sleep for like six months after that. Oh, God. And I remember like... Just the way that news just went around the campus. I was on the bus going to school. Oh, God. I was just like, you fucking nerd. You're in band and you swim. You know what I mean? Like swimming is a... Right? And he's like... And I've been doing it for years. Like just picking on this kid. He was a good kid. I know, I know. You know what? One day he just goes...

All right, buddy. You know what I mean? 4.30. You're a bully. You're a bully. I was a bully. The yard, you know what I mean? We knew where the yard was, right? 4.30. And I go, you fucking little bitch. I spit on him. Yeah, he was a bully, man. I show up at the yard and I'm like, yeah, this guy's not going to. You know what I mean? And I walk up. And the next thing I know, I'm just blacked out.

I mean, I just was, I walked up to him and he, he, he hits me in the face. Everyone was there. Andrew, the whole school. The whole school's there. The school knew about it. And I remember like being out of breath. The whole school knew. I was like swinging at the air like I was out of breath, right? And he was just beating the shit out of me. Clapping his arms. And I was just clapping my arms like this. It was so embarrassing. And then just blood all over my face. And I hit my, yeah! Salud!

So look! Look at you, man! My mom's like in the car. Thank God my mom just happened to drive by. And I'm like crawling to the fucking car. Thank God. Crawling to the fucking car. Knock on wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, imagine your mom went to... Because she wanted to see the fight. No. But you know the... Andrew, you know the ironic thing about it is...

He was more like you than you know. He was more similar to you. He was, like, into cool shit. Like, I remember, like, going into it. Like, he was in the same type of music. You weren't. Like, he was a cool kid. All right. I'm sorry. I learned my lesson. I'm sorry. I fucked up. What did you not like about him the most, Bobby? Was it just because you could pick on him? It was just because he was defenseless? Yeah, I think because of, I mean, if I analyze it now, I think...

Because of the home life that I had, right? I just needed a place to like lash out. And I just did it to other people the way my dad would treat us and stuff. I think eventually after the Derek Oliver incident, I was just like, I'm not doing that anymore. Yeah. Because I...

Once you get into enough fistfights, it hurts and you stop. Yeah, and then it stopped for him because I think just going back to Poway wrestling and the lineage and the camaraderie, once we both got into that system, there's no way in hell you're going to get in a fight. No one's going to pick a fight for you because you'll have to deal with the whole wrestling team. I think you know what happened when I was wrestling in high school. I was younger. I was in middle school. No, no. You would have beat his ass. Yeah, yeah.

If you were a sophomore, you would have beat him. You would have beat him. I was a kid. I was in seventh grade. We have a special treat. George, zoom him in right now. We have him right here. What would you say to him right now if he was here? I wouldn't even bring it up. I think you'd be friends with him. Okay, I'm him right now. Hey, Bobby. Hey, Derek. Man, it's been a long time. Yeah, it's been a really long time. Remember the fight we got in? You kicked my ass?

Yeah, I beat the shit out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my bad. Yeah, it was your bad. In fact, it ruined my whole life.

So while you went on to be a successful, fun, cool comedian guy, I got into heroin. Because you beat my ass? That's you. That's on you. No, he's probably living a normal life. I didn't want to fight in the first place. So you made me fight. And it was embarrassing. It brought out this rage in me and hurt. So I think you should apologize to me for me kicking your ass. I'm sorry for you kicking my ass. Thank you. Okay.

that's fine what that's fine you know you like him yeah i love andrew what do you like about him he's relatable and we we get along fine and and and he has more points with me because he went to as i mean he went to arizona state he did your podcast too right yeah yeah we had a great we talked about arizona state like isn't it amazing he went to your place i couldn't i can't believe it yeah i didn't know that i didn't know that it's a cool that's a

No, but that's what a good guy is. I couldn't believe it. I was like, what? I like your place, Steve. I think it's a cool little spot. Well, I'm not going to move. It's rent control. It's rent control. It is? Yeah. So they can't kick you out? No. Do people buy it? No. No. Wait a minute. No, no, no. They can kick you out, but they can't raise the rent. No. Yeah, I think that. I don't know the tenant's rights or how that works out. How long have you lived there, Steve?

Oh, God, a long time. 14 years? Yeah. 15 years? How many years? 15 years. 15, 16 years? 15 years? Yeah, a long time. Dude, you got to tell me, what's rent got to be at that place for 15 years? It's like 800 bucks. 800 bucks. What? 800 bucks. Oh, my God. I know. That's impossible. It's impossible. No, it's not. That's impossible.

That doesn't even exist anymore. You couldn't find that if you tried. I know. Are you the oldest tenant in the building? No. Craig's been there a little longer than me. What does he pay? $80? No, he has a bigger place. I think he pays like just $1,000 or something like that. Wow. For people across the country that are listening to this that don't understand money in Los Angeles. I mean, that's unheard of. Interesting.

In 2020, to get an apartment now in the city where you're at, it's not under $2,000, right? There's no way. There's no way. Maybe $1,700. That's fucking insane. Your girlfriend doesn't live with you. No, no, no. Yeah, she's in Walnut right now. No, but we're saving. We'll eventually get a place.

Now, the pandemic and stuff, how are you? Because I haven't really... This is the first time I've seen my brothers since the pandemic. Yeah. I know, it's wild. We've talked on Warzone, but... Every night, every night. Every night, yeah. Yeah, you know, it's depressing, you know? I don't know what else to say. It's just... It's depressing. I get jealous of you. What? What are you talking about? Well, we play Warzone. Ha!

I'm not good, dude. I know, but last night when you got four kills, I got zero. I got a collateral. You got a collateral? That's the first time. So a collateral is when you beat, I think, their whole team out or three or four at once or something like that. Is that when you beat everybody? Yeah. He wiped the team out. I think I wiped the team out. What did we do, Bob, when I was with you? What did I do? I got a victory, right? You faced the corner of a wall in a building. Yeah. And you kind of went in a circle. Yeah. So you're just kind of with a gun just going in a circle. Yeah.

A couple of times you go, I'm down, I'm down. And he didn't pull his parachute. Andrew, all you have to do with this game, it's repetition. I died jumping landing. Yeah, well, we all die landing. No, no. You didn't? No. He didn't pull his chute, his parachute. He didn't pull his chute. He didn't pull it. I've done that too. Okay. I did it. I did it a bunch. Three times in a row. Yeah. There's a weird thing with Warzone though. Like, because I was addicted to another video game for years called Destiny. Yeah.

Warzone was the game that completely ended that. When was the last time I... You don't play Destiny anymore. I don't even play that. That's how... I only play Warzone now. Yeah. So that's how powerful of an effect it had on me where this one game took me out of my favorite thing I was doing for five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Does your girlfriend play or no? Yeah, no, we've...

We've played like that. Yeah, we've played together. Yeah, it was fun. When I first started playing, like she was on her PlayStation and we'd like, yeah, we would make nights of it. Like once a week. So now like, you know, when Bobby's at home and he's playing, everyone else in the house is not paying attention or playing. Do you, do you, when you have a night to play, do you play with your girl or no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to play like once a week. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah, we play, yeah. Yeah, we got like, I think we got top tens together. She got three kills once. You did? Yeah, she played Shoot the Ship. She got three kills? And she got three kills. I got a kill. I got one kill. You know, I looked at your stats. Zero. I got a kill. No, look at the stats.

I can't look at this half-time. Bob Glukowski, zero kills. But you mentioned something interesting, too, as far as, you know how, like, Destiny, when you open up. She got three the first time she played. I got one. I know I got one. Like, when you open up. You had already been dead, and you shot him when he was dead already. I shot him when he was on his way dying. Yeah, but somebody had already shot him dying. But that still counts. And you took one bullet in the shoulder. He completed the kill.

He didn't get the credit. He didn't get the credit. But the thing is, going back to why I'm addicted, I think it has to do with what you're saying. Like when you get a – something happens when you make a kill and something flashes –

There's a sound, right? It goes... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said it's like similar to gambling or something or slot machines when you... No, every sound and every little nuance in the game, they're subliminal. Sometimes it's obvious, right? It's researched, right? Oh, right. Certain sounds, right? People get addicted to certain

sounds. Like the engrams, like a purple or exotic engram. Certain colors. Purple, yellow, yeah. So it's like, you know, they do, you know, like Destiny, I heard they did a year of research in how people get addicted to things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before they even started developing the game and whatnot. So they do all that stuff. She's playing right now. So when you hear this, you get addicted, not... You get addicted to the kills, but it's mostly that sound. It's that...

You know, it releases. Yeah, yeah. Endorphins are like, yeah, serotonin or something in your brain where you get addicted to it. Because remember, I was getting, when you don't get a kill, how does it make you feel? See, when you don't get a kill, you get depressed and angry. Yeah, you get like withdrawals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just like, God, I'm not getting what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think it has to do with that. It does, yeah.

Like if I die – like if I'm playing Ground War and I die five times in a row, I'll just get off the game. I'll turn the machine off. I'll turn the machine off. Yeah. So you're not addicted to the game itself. It's what it gives you. Like it releases certain things in your brain. Serotonin levels. Serotonin levels, yeah, yeah. And you have to balance it and not play too much because it's really bad for you. Is it really? Just like porn. So it's like porn.

Same thing. You guys are... It's video game porn. I mean, Bobby is literally jerking off to Warzone. It is. God, you're right. Hours and hours a day. It's just you're masturbating with your mind and not your penis. I know. It's just, you know, in the pandemic... Dude, you're right. I know, but it's like... But what do we... It's... I mean, what do we... It's that there's nothing to do. There's nothing. Here's a fix. Here's a fix. We can read. Divide up the video game. Read a book. We can read a book. Yeah, yeah. I could read, like, The Idiot or... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or...

You know what? It's just my reward. If I get something, like let's say I get finished editing something or I do something and I get something done, then my reward at this time after 10, oh, I get to play Warzone with my brother. You know, it's like this thing. It's like how some people have a drink at the end of the day. Not for Bobby, though. Bobby just does it whenever he does it. You play, though, before I even play with you, right? Aren't you playing since 7? What's your schedule like?

He plays for six fucking hours straight. He does? Yes. When do you start playing for real? I got up today at around 1.30. Yeah. I grabbed a coffee from the... Iced coffee. Yeah. And I kind of wandered downstairs, just looking around. Ha ha!

I was just looking around for things. You know what I mean? You play in the morning? And I ended up 1:30. It's afternoon. But you're playing at 1:00? And I just kind of see if my Xbox is still working or my PlayStation. It's on all the time. I have to see it because you know what I mean? Just in case. Just in case I put on. Just in case. And then it, boom, was on. You know what? I might as well. Since I'm here. Yeah, why not? You have nothing else going on. I play for five, six hours.

He plays that much? And they'll have dinner with the ladies, right? And then he plays again. And then at night, I'll play a couple hours with you. That's why. Oh, that's why you get off at like midnight. Yeah, that's why. Because you had already played five, six hours. If I play past midnight or one in the morning, I know that I'm going to hear it. Does Kalilah get on your ass? Yeah. So it's like I have to get off.

But what you need to do, like Steve said, you see Steve's figured it out for himself. He does a few things that make him satisfied, and then he goes, okay, my reward. So show off more to Kalilah that you're doing something so your reward is more obvious. So you go, if she's like, hey, you're playing again too much, and then go, but I cleaned up the X, Y, Z, or what I cleaned up the house, or da, da, da, then you can say this is my reward instead of just playing for fucking –

12 hours. Yeah. The thing about you, because I know you guys are doing well with your podcast, your platforms, you make enough money, but with him, I'll give you an example. He could break out his phone or do a vlog on a house tour or him swimming. You know what I'm saying? People just want to see him do his shit. You know what I mean? Next week, I'd like you to deliver me a...

I'd like you to deliver the show a house tour from your phone. Okay? Like, people... That would get so many hits. Like, if you just give a house tour or, like, here is me swimming or... Bobby, show them where you live and put your address in there. No, I wouldn't do that, but just him, like, doing a trip, him driving somewhere. People would watch that. Don't you think? People just want to see any kind of content, I think. Yeah. They do. I know you don't need to do that. You make enough with...

the both podcasts. You don't need to do that. Oh, he's getting defensive. I'm fine. I'm just saying like, it's not like I'm just going to defend myself real quick. Yeah. Oh, go ahead. Yeah. May I? No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm in America. Yeah, go ahead. So, um...

I have two podcasts I do. I know you make a lot of money. No, no, no. I didn't say that. Did I fucking say that? No, no, no. Did I fucking say that? No, no. It's okay. I have two podcasts that I do, right? Religiously. There's not ever a time where it doesn't come out at the right time. And then the second thing is, no big deal, but I sold a show. What?

I mean, I don't know how many people in... All right. I know where you're going. I know where you're going with this. No, I haven't gotten there yet. Okay, okay, okay. I haven't gotten there yet. Okay, that's fine. So I know in a pandemic... No, but just hear me out. Okay. All right? It's not a big deal. Okay. It is a big deal. It's not that big of a deal. Go ahead. Now, in a pandemic, you know, I went just through Zoom...

Went to every network. You know what I mean? And I pitched a show that I wrote with my friend Peter. Oh, no. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And CBS Studios took it on. And now ABC bought it. Right? Yeah. And that's not that big of a deal. It's a big deal. It's a real big deal. It's not that big of a deal. Theo Vaughn and I are doing a show with Jay and Mark Duplass. Okay, okay. Not that big of a deal. Okay.

Not that big of a deal. But that is happening, right? I've been on the phone with them. Okay, okay. You know, and maybe I could play a little Warzone too on top. Okay. So that was a very good rebuttal. Andrew, do you have anything to say to that? I don't have much to say because those are very valid, valid points. Thank you for being a bad friend.

That's what I would say to that bullshit. Okay. Also, do you want to plug your shows? Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, my Instagram is Q-U-A-N-G-O-U. I have my own podcast, The Stevie Weeby Show, at YouTube.com slash Stevie Weeby. Yeah, and it really – guys, it really – my brother has worked so hard. He does it on his own because some people betrayed him earlier on.

It was business. It's fine. It's fine. There's a betrayal going on there. If this is still in the video, it's not betrayal.

But my brother really deserves, he's a funny guy, he really deserves success and the numbers. So check out my brother's show. Oh, and then also, I've been working hard on music. All my music's at stevieweebybandcamp.com. I'm working on a Gene Wilder concept Stir Crazy album right now. Oh, great. So that should be out in a few months. Okay, good. Thank you for being a bad...

One, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend.