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A VERY DIFFERENT VAMPIRE STORY

Although Agatha Grace is more than 300 years old, it certainly doesn't mean she can't adapt and fit into ugly, postindustrial small-town suburbia. Partial to the delights an evening at McDonald's often serves her, she waits at her favorite dimly lit corner table ― for her kind of vampire takeaway.

Being your typical urban vampire, this means her fare isn't up in bright lights on the menu above the cashiers. However, she usually finds exactly what she is seeking. Her teenage beauty, long, blonde hair, and ice blue eyes are a temptation very few adorable young men can resist.

After a long and predictable vampiric existence, trouble is now afoot for Agatha Grace, however. Redheaded, freckled, and occasionally a little slow on the uptake, young Reggie stumbles into Agatha's predictability and turns it on its head as he is struck by his first real dose of love at first sight.

Add the overprotective, rhyming ghost of a dead poet, a snarling black wolf, some cops, and Agatha's preference for the 1980s' fashion of miniskirts, satin halter-neck tops, and knotted white blouses, and things just may go awry, which of course they do.

Along with a couple of untimely and unfortunate deaths and Reggie's complete misunderstanding of anything going on, the awry becomes a dead certainty.

Enjoy My Take Away Vampire. A very different, tasty little comedy vampire tale, but still with a little bite!

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My Take Away Vampire: A Novella with Bite