Lil Yachty on Drake Beef, MrBeast Controversy, & Most Embarrassing DM
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First off, let me make the record clear that I love women. All shapes, sizes, colors, black, white, yellow, green. What about trans women? I'm telling you, Drake gonna be the president one day. And any nigga who ever says some shit, they going to jail. How hard would that be for you? He didn't give a fuck. He was genuinely unfazed. At the end of the day, them niggas still richer than olives. Just look at her, man. I mean, she's like a supermodel. It's insane. She never responded to my DMs. What you throw out there? Let's pull it up. That's not a good one? We can't just say it? Can I explain this to you?

I went to work for that. Click right there. What's that? Oh, that's a Chicago sky. Average one point. That's a free throw. She averaged 100 off the court. What's up?

Do you have dick on the internet? I have no dick on the internet. Have you ever sent a girl? I've never sent dick. I do not send dick. What about FaceTime show it quick? Flip up. I don't have that comfort. I don't. There's no girl that you were just FaceTiming and then boom, boom, and then done. I just don't have that comfort, bro. I don't know. There's no girl that I have that

No. That's a drunken Timmy. I'm going to just get you here. I'm going to just get you Timmy. But what if she's in a foreign land? What if she's in a foreign land and you just wanted to show that Americana? What's foreign? European. Yeah, she's in Ghana. She's in Sweden. We'll get you here from there. North Korea. What if she's in North Korea? All the places it's hard to get you here from is Australia. Wait, why? It's too far. So what if you show it to them?

Yeah, that's not... Hoodie down. I got to get there. Do you fly them, coach? Sitting upright for 18 hours, I'm not coming. No, no, no. I mean, it depends what you're talking about. I've only messed with one chick from Australia and she wouldn't come. Why not? It's far, bro. It's not. It's... What is it? 18 hours. 18 hours. But to meet you? Yeah. Who the fuck am I? You're going to spend more time on the air than you're going to spend with me. Oh, you're saying that she's going right back. Yeah.

I mean, that's crazy. You should hang out for a few weeks. Sightsee. A few weeks? Sightsee. See America. America's beautiful. Weeks is crazy. Weeks is crazy. I said weeks, right? Yeah, you said weeks. Y'all are misogynist, bro. Bring a girl from Australia, you know, let

to hang out first time. I would have given you a cool five days or something. Five days is insane. No, but not with me. Yeah, just, you know, you're here. It's a five-day ticket. Give her a key and then you go on the road. This is fucking and sucking other niggas. That's not your business. What do you think she's doing in Australia? What are you doing here?

I'm working. Over time. But you can't fly a girl who sucks someone else off. That's crazy. So what's your thing going to happen if you fly a girl who sucks someone else off? Get out of here with the mom.

What'd you say, mom? Put her on speakerphone. Yeah, put her on speakerphone. Mom, I'm gonna call you back, don't you? Come on, we can't talk to Miss Yachty? Y'all are crazy. First off, let me make the record clear that I love women. Beautiful women, all shapes, sizes, colors, black, white, yellow, green. All sizes. I love beautiful women. All sizes. Miles. I love beautiful big women. I love super dark women. I love

white women with circles and orange hair. No, no, no. I'm going down to say that. I love Asian women. Is this in order? What are you ranking them? What's going on? Here it is. What about trans women?

You open this door. You open this door. I respect all trans women. Okay. I respect pronouns. Really? See? I like this guy. What are your pronouns, bro? I am extremely me, you strange brother. Yeah, I can tell. I can tell. I'm here and I'm good for it. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. I am...

when you say you like big women how big are we talking i'm i'm i grow up beauty bro but how like what's the biggest kilograms like what's the most kilograms you took down i actually haven't been with a big one how many stone would

You would? Well, no, you wouldn't, because you would have. No, I haven't, because it hasn't permitted itself. You grew up in Atlanta. Yeah, but Atlanta, I mean, what are you saying? Atlanta's full of fat people? They got tons of fat bitches. The South in general has more fat people. As a Texan, I can say that. Is that true? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you've been walking around New York. Texas is filled with huge people. Yeah. Fat ass people. Yeah, Texas has big... I'm in good shape over there. Yeah, it has big belt people in Texas. Let's bring up some Thick and see if he would...

Look at that one right there. You're looking on Google, though, bro. Go on Twitter or go on fucking, um, what's the one? Pornhub. Jesus Christ. Only Facebook. She's pretty. Why? But even the inflection. Your voice did get higher. I could show you some big, some pretty big ones. Would you get on top? Would you let them?

Yeah. You would let them get on top. Yeah. I mean, I've never done it. So I was with a big girl once and she was on top and I couldn't get her off and I had to ask her if we could roll over together. Yeah. I mean, you got to have conversation. Yeah, you do. I'm with it. I remember we were walking back. We're getting somewhere. Did you go? No, look at that. You're into that.

I'm not mad at that. We got to see what the tits look like, though. Yeah, we do have to see what the tits look like. I mean, that's just... She's covering the tits. I don't like the tit covering. Yeah, that reminds me of these baking channels I have. Is that just on your TL? Yeah, it just popped up. Why did J.D. Vance come up when you put in... Sick. Oh, oh.

I can't fuck with that. Why not? No, I can't. No, I can't fuck with that. Oh, no. Oh, no. She had to dig in the fold. It was crazy. In the fold. And then she's playing with her belly button because she can't reach the... I've never seen that. That's crazy. Yeah, that's kind of funny. I didn't even know that was possible. You know your belly button is your first mouth. Did you know that? That's true. That is scientifically accurate. What do you mean? Okay.

I mean, that's how you got food when you were inside. The umbilical cord. Yeah. It's attached there when you're a baby. Yeah. That's how you get your nutrients. Yeah, I don't know what else to do with this, but I dig that. But, you know, it's just science for you to know, really. Yeah, it's just a real quick scientific fact. But if you ever ask a girl, like, yo, let me put it in your first mouth. Yeah.

nah man y'all niggas freaky y'all also look old y'all so I get it y'all niggas that is head taking you get old you run out of shit to do you got to get the first mouth one time the OG head you got to teach him you got to teach him yeah what are you young guys up to what are you guys doing I don't know you're 25 I'm 20 I'll turn 27 next month oh my bad okay so I was doing some research on you to prepare for this yeah

This piece of high art that we do here, the journalism, the level of journalism we do here. And I was looking into your origin story. Okay. 2015 to 2016 is one of the craziest years I've ever seen from an entertainer. Yeah. Well, my 2015, 2016 years are insane. That, yeah. Yeah. Let me ask you a question. So there's all these things that you were like writing lyrics for the City Girls or whatever like that. I don't know if that's true or not. Yeah. Is that... I wrote an act up song. Okay. Okay.

When you're writing like sexualized lyrics for a woman, is that gay? I don't think so. So how do you think about it? It's like asking, you know, a screenwriter, is it gay when he's writing like a sex scene?

And it's two dudes. Well, yeah. That's gay. You just described something pretty gay. I'm just describing gay sex and then thinking about gay sex and then writing about gay sex. That's like saying you suck a dick as a gay. Sucking a dick versus writing someone sucking a dick is different. He opened his mouth four inches. It's almost more.

were gay to write the detail about it the vein started to pop the head opened I'm just saying it's like bro no one looks at like an acting like oh he's gay because he did a gay scene bro there's a there's a fuck it yes they do I love this one I love this one let me tell you what who's in Brokeback Mountain those gay guys those two gays running around the field gay as fuck about it let me ask you if that's true I got one for this I got one for this I got one for this

If that's not gay, Jake Gyllenhaal was one of the guys in Brokeback Mountain. I just watched his newest TV show up on TV. Shout out Jake Gyllenhaal. He's a great actor. Okay. I think one of the best. He really is nice with it. Yeah. Now, Jake Gyllenhaal got a sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Okay. I did not know that. She was in one of the Batman movies. She's in Dark Knight. Okay. She's Dark Knight. She's the chick in Dark Knight. Okay. If acting is just acting...

can jake and maggie fuck in a movie it's just acting yeah so you're cool with that it's a if i was writing the script some sick twisted script no no not sick twisted they're not brothers sister they're just oh then yeah it's not sick twisted so they can tongue kiss and he can like grab her so denzel washington can shoot people and draw for uber

And it's cool? Yeah. Bro, yeah. Awesome. Yes. I mean, murder is cool. That's most people in Detroit. I'm not, I'm anti-incest. No, you're anti. My man's from Alabama. He fucked with his cousin. Wait, wait, who, who, who? My podcast co-host. Oh, Mitch. Yo, Mitch is funny, man. Yeah, Mitch is fucked.

Mitch, I just want to let you know we invited you too and Yachty said not, it's about me. Mitch is literally here. They did not ask you. We literally said, if he's here, tell him to come because Mitch, we asked if you could show up. Mitch is here. Tell him, text him, be like, yo, Mitch, because we need to ask him some BBL questions. I'm going to say that Yacht did not ask anything about him. Bro, the fucking, there's a clip from your guy's pod that drives me, it's hilarious. Yeah? When you go, if crime was legal for one day, what would you do? He goes, I get a BBL. Yeah.

He's like, that's not illegal. He's fried up in the brain. Have you ever taken down a girl with a BBL? Yeah, the fuck? That's asking me if I've ever walked. Ah!

Damn, I didn't know it was like that, bro. So, and, and, uh... It's like I have to do a wipe after that fucking shit. I would believe you do. Of course. Unless Jake Gyllenhaal around, he probably wiped for you. I don't. Is this true? Is this true? I heard, I think I heard Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't shower. Did I hear that? Well, it's Ashton Kutcher, but we all look alike, bro. It's all good. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight.

It's the whites, bro. One time I went to the Met Gala, and I can't remember who I saw, but I saw someone. I was like, oh, shit. Ant-Man. Paul Rudd. But he was like, nah, bro, I'm such and such. And I was like, one moment, I was like, wow, because people call me Lil Uzi all the time. And I was like, how the fuck do you get that mixed up? That's crazy. And I get it now, because I called someone. I called one of those guys Ant-Man, and it was just not Ant-Man.

man yeah that's another and that was the night that he was most proud of he was like i got invited to the met gala and he just squashed it i can't remember who it was though you didn't even know his name i'm bad that is some black shit though to just yell out what they know you for i'm bad with actor names i'm bad with people do it all the time with me they play ain't people say to me didn't you do the thing with that bobby girl

No, they think you're funny, Marco? No. No, that's fucked. No, for me and Bobby's episode. No, no, no. For me and Bobby's episode. Or they say, you know Kaisenat. You be with Kaisenat. I get that shit all the time from kids. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah, I get the Kaisenat shit all the fucking time. What, you know Kaisenat? Yeah, you be with Kaisenat. Shit, does that make you feel old? No.

Nah. You're an old head now. Like, as an old head. I'm almost 30. I was dumb as a kid. Yeah, really? I was. Wait, why? I just think you just don't know much. You know, you learn it. Yeah. You think you know everything, but you don't. Yeah. A couple of years, usually there's some birthdays with every older person where it fucks them up. They're like, oh, shit. I'm like, I'm I'm old.

yeah and then it did you do embrace it most people i think it's sick you need to oh it's the best i love it i love older people i like kicking it with older people see how they change up bro yeah see how they change up bro exactly we know all the heads and on the side now you want to be us man i'm talking with it okay fatherhood you got a little girl very private about the uh yeah the uh the life but uh i just had i just had a daughter that's beautiful it's

Pretty awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. I would not disagree with you there. Yeah. Change you. It's better than everything. It is the best. Everything is a little bit dull compared to it. Change you fundamentally. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, although, you know, people always kind of think I'm weird when I say this, but in the beginning of my career, I was also kind of like this out, but I was like, I don't say fathering, but like I was there for all my friends.

I had 12 people that lived with me. I was kind of like looking out for all hundreds. You were a caretaker. It felt like it, you know, and a lot of times it felt like I was a father to, or a big brother to a lot of these people. I made sure groceries was in the house. I made sure, you know, I had to get on them by locking the doors and I took everyone everywhere on trips. Thermostat, don't touch it. All that type of shit. Real dad shit. About what girls coming in my house, all that kind of shit, seriously. So like, I kind of, for many years, felt like a father, you know, but when, so when I,

had a kid it was it was obviously different because it's like this is your scene they look like you and watching someone grow is insane grow so fast every time every they just get it's insane every new thing they can do is the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life yeah and it's hilarious she's about to be three okay so you yeah yeah she turns three in october okay so she's she's she's talking walking yeah she's a gangster and she got a real personality and

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it is. Does she cry when you leave? She sometimes does get sad. Every time I see her, I get a different side of her. Sometimes she gets sad. If the TV show is on, if the TV's on though, she's not. She does not care. Oh, she's locked in. Does not care. What does she watch?

She likes Mickey Mouse. She likes Spider-Man. She likes Little Mermaid. Oh, there you go. Black one? Yeah, that's it. No, no. You don't let her watch black shit yet? Oh, of course. I'm black. Yeah, but her mother is Spanish, so. So far, it's really just white shit that you have to watch? Yeah, she's a Spanish girl. She's a Harlem Spanish girl. Oh, she's from New York. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she's here. Okay. Yeah.

That's me. I'm Spanish. The light tour, the last leg. This is it. Atlantic city. We've added a second show on August 24th. Then we got San Antonio. We added a second show. Then we have Las Vegas, September 13th. That's the sphere weekend. We're,

We'll be right back.

October 18th, Cincinnati, we've added a second show. Rama, Ontario, we're up there. Then Salt Lake City, we've added a second show. Reno, Nevada, we have two shows. San Jose, we've added a second show. Portland, and then Honolulu, Hawaii. And then the Life Tour is over. So if you want a chance to check out the Life Tour, this is the craziest tour I've ever done. This is the tour that brought all of my dreams.

Made all of them come true. Actually, you guys actually made all of them come true. But I think it is by far my best work and it is the work that I am most proud of. I would love if you guys come and check it out. These are your opportunities to check it out before it is over. Theandrewsouls.com. Do not get hit over the head by the scalpers. I will see you guys out there. Peace. What's up, guys? It's date time. First of all, thank you to everybody who came out to Jacksonville. We sold that whole weekend out. Also, this is important. I'm going to start doing

doing a monthly show at New York Comedy Club. People in New York don't even realize I live here. They keep asking when I'm going to come. I'm going to do about 20, 30 minutes at this show once a month, along with some friends. I'm going to do a big chunk of time at New York Comedy Club. First show is August 14th,

New York Comedy Club. Also, August 29th and 30th, I'm going to be in Honolulu, Hawaii. September 6th and 7th, I'm going to be in Vegas. September 12th and 13th, I'm going to be in Doral, Florida. The 19th and 20th, I'm going to be in Timonium, Maryland, which I'm pretty sure is outside of Baltimore, but I don't really know. 28th and 29th, Greensville, South Carolina. And we are going to have more dates coming at you guys. Go to akashsingh.com for those. Also, if you want the best guy in the city...

Go to my brother's Jai shop that I have also invested in, Fontainhas. That's F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S. Go there, check it out. Best Jai in the city, or I'll give you your goddamn money back. Let's get back to the show. I won't give you your money back, probably, but I'll think about it. Let's talk. Any more kids, you think? I want five. You want five? Mm-hmm.

Basketball team? What's going on here? Yeah. When I was a kid, when I was younger, I wanted every kid to be a different race. Oh, like the Planeteers. Yeah. We're like, who? The Planeteers. What was that? Captain Planet and the Planeteers. I don't know that.

He's our hero. Gotta take pollution down to zero. Earth wins. Fire. The show was off the air long before he was born. Bro, you don't know Captain Planet, bro? How powers combine, bro? Yeah. What happens when our powers combine? Look how diverse that is, bro. That's Yachty's whole family. That's what I wanted. You need to remix that fit. That's it. Tights is not it.

But a kilt, maybe. He looks like... He looks like... Dancing with myself. Oh, yes. What's his name? Billy Idol. Billy Idol. Oh. Yeah. You know that? Oh, shit. Don't make me look crazy.

What are we talking about? Nah, you don't look like Billy Idol at all, bro. But it's all good, dude. I see it. Nah, you're racist, bro. It's all good, bro. You see it? It's okay. It's okay. He thinks all superheroes look the same. Yeah, it's fine. You look like Kamala Harris. Nah, I look like I look like I look like I look like I look like

Get the fuck out of here, Idris Elba. You look more like Uzi than Idris. I'll take it. That's him, though. That's that superhero. Are you going to Billy Joel's last concert tonight? Billy Joel? I don't know one Billy Joel song. Yes, you do. I don't. I have a Billy Joel shirt, though. I'm sick.

Fashion poser. I don't think you have to rep every jersey. You got to be a fan of every jersey you wear. Yeah. No. Stop it. That shit's annoying. Back in the throwback days, you had jerseys that you ain't even kidding. It's nice to know those days. But that wasn't my fault. Nike put out limited colors. Yeah. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. You don't know a single Billy Joel song? White culture is you're actually a fan of the person's jersey you wear. Ooh.

Oh, this is good. So we're the authentic ones. I think it's just like white people with jerseys. Yo, tell me about, I love this. When Blackfield tell me about white people, it's one of my favorite things. Tell me about white people. White people wear jerseys to the game. I'm going to the game fly as hell. I'm not wearing a jersey. Yeah, yeah. Why the fuck would I wear a jersey? I wouldn't wear a jersey to the game, but it's because I'm 40.

And I'm like, this is embarrassing. I always, I wear a little piece of Nick's paraphernalia when I go see a Nick's. See? I'm not, I'm trying to pop out. Are you sitting on the floor? You can't come on the floor. You gotta put, man, come on. You don't look like Spike Lee. Yeah, okay. By the way, Spike Lee just sent me a pair of shoes. Shouts out to Spike Lee. Do the Right Thing is one of my favorite movies. It's my camera. Do the Right Thing is one of the best movies ever. It is. I love, hate Italian people hating on black people. And,

What about the Asians, bro? The Asians wasn't fucking with nobody. But remember? But the Italian people was hating them. I'm black too! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's really in the message.

in that movie. You tell you? No. You look at Dahlia. Yeah, he's got Italian. He just called you racist. He just called you racist. I fuck with Italians. It's about racism in the town. Are you Italian? Sopranos is one of the best shows I've ever seen. Sopranos. I just finished it. It changed TV. That was adorable. I've never seen a black dude do that. Like, I have white friends. That was so cute. But my sister is white.

Whoa. You have a white slave? What's that like? No, it's not a slave. It's someone keeping me in order. Uh-oh. She's kind of my brain. She's kind of like my brain. She's a genius. And without her, I'd be in shambles. And...

is it do you think she's developed feelings for you not sexually romantic romantic feelings with not romantic workplace no no meaning like uh like a like a friendship like is this someone's part of your family you love them i'm like a little brother yeah yeah yeah absolutely that's beautiful with me about five years now does she have family giving her like four raises four raises maybe more than four maybe five raises maybe four to five raises since she started how much you get

Does she get? Yeah. Well, I just made her head of my label. I think we're doing a salary of like 150. So she do that. She's also my role manager and she's my head assistant. So she gets like three different checks. But where's she at? Like what's the, you know what I mean? You brought up London. It's a lot. It's for a fucking 28 year old.

You're 27? Yeah, I'm rich, though. I built these bricks myself. I built these bricks up. These are my founding bricks. I put these together. You see my belt? What's the belt? You see that belt? Nigga, that's ice. Don't look too close. I'm trying to see both. Where's the both? Yo, you're crazy. What's that crazy? Your daughter is going to see this one day. Yeah.

Yeah, I know she will. My dad was crazy. To my daughter? I've been thinking about that a lot lately. Especially your younger digital footprint. You know what?

It's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy. I even look back like we were doing Brilliant Idiots yesterday and we were talking about them ladies who was trying to protect the president. And it's like, I couldn't. So one person put a hand up. She didn't even know what the fuck she was doing. So here's a question. Would you ever hire a woman for security?

No. No, right? No. No, no, no, no. Why would I do that? I don't care what nobody says. You think that's the thing your daughter's going to judge? My dad doesn't want me to be a security guard. What do you think she's going to judge? What did I say? I don't believe in lesbians. Come on, bro. I'm going to just quote you. I'm going to quote you real quick. And all due respect a thousand times, that's my pussy.

Okay, don't you believe that? Until your daughter's 18. You said that? Not only did he say it, he screamed it. He screamed it. He screamed it. But she can't just do whatever she wants with it until she's 18. So is yours? It's my wife and I.

We don't have a prenup. You know what I mean? It's 50-50. It's a co-op. It is. But she can't make all the decisions about that thing? That is insane. Why is that crazy? What's more crazy is you're just going to let a young girl just have her own vagina. They don't know how to handle all that. So what are you like? You're saying no.

What do you mean I'm saying no? Like, it's like put a chastity belt on you? Not chastity belt, but let's see. Let's have a conversation about what's going in there. Yeah, consult me before all this ends. You said that if a guy was at the house, you said, you got to get out. And then that's where you said the infamous line. Yeah, you're not going to fuck my daughter in my house. That's crazy. That's a cool line, but you're not going to tell him that's my pussy. Yeah.

He might say that. He might say that. He used to say that. So when your daughter brings home a black guy and he got a bandana thick on his forehead. Yeah, shoot him right in his fucking head. What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. But he was breaking into the house. No. He was breaking into the house. He was trying to rob the house. He had skittles in Arizona. He did have skittles. And he was trying to steal my wife. And he had a hoodie. He was trying to steal my wife and my family, Mark. They were dating for two years. I've seen this pornography. It's not the hypothetical. I've seen.

You didn't license the hypothetical. Okay, sorry. Due to hypothetical. You've met his father yourself. You know his parents. It's a good guy. I know the dad. You know the dad. Okay, so he's a professional athlete. You and the dad smoke cigars. Okay, good. You and the dad smoke cigars at the cigar bar.

house okay on 21st street all the time yeah yeah so you know his family yeah yeah and he's having a talk y'all chilling in your home it's like yeah i gotta tell you my son told me

About my daughter? He slapped me on your daughter's face. He slapped me on your daughter's face? Meat? Oof. Oh, I thought you said me. No, no. He's like, bro, my son. No, Jeremiah. Oof. You got to fight the dad. That's honestly what you got to do. What you mean, boy? Why you telling me that? All right, fuck it. Fuck it. Who's your closest friend? That's disrespectful. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You got to tell your daughter. Can I think about this? Think about it. What are you doing?

In the meantime, while he's thinking about it, can we just point out how insane he is? And he's like, I'm really thinking about how my daughter's going to view my old clips. I said women shouldn't do security. Can I create the narrative? Can I start the narrative? I've been thinking about this a lot, yo. No, no, no. I don't even know what I said. For some reason, my friend feels inclined to say that his son said that he slapped him.

Y'all are guys. Y'all are boys. You wouldn't tell if you had a son and then your son was pregnant? If I had a son? No. Son, if I had a son? I would say this. I'd be like, yeah, yeah. She said it barely made a dent. My daughter actually told me about that. She said that she couldn't feel anything. But really, you'd be hurt. You try to make on the outside, you act unpierced, but inside, your armor is pierced. Son, you have a daughter. Somebody said that about your daughter. You wouldn't fight that. At what age? If she's 17, I wouldn't fight that.

Bring it up. This is not a fucking Mr. Beast video. Come on. You are. Let's go to 18. You are too close to Drake to be saying that's your pussy no more. Thank you. Thank you what? You just said it. It's not my pussy no more. Which means no more implies...

That it was. I'm saying that you're insane. Yeah, we can agree on that. Why am I insane if we're saying the same thing? My daughter's vagina is not my pussy. What if your daughter's 17 years old and she's like, I want to sew a penis onto this shit? What the fuck? So she wants to weigh me. She wants to weigh you. De-weight him. De-weight. Oh,

Dwayne Wade. We got to keep this a way because he's mumble talking. That's long gone. That's long gone. She wants to Wade me. She wants to Wade you. I am going to go D-Wade. You're going D-Wade? Yeah. What does that mean? I'm just in full support. Embracing it. Full support. Yeah, absolutely. Wow. I commend Dwayne Wade. Heavy. Would you choose the dick?

Excuse me? Would you choose the dick? You would want input. You're a fashionista. No. Yo, I got you a Balenciaga. That's young shit again. That's too young. What's the hot new brand? Nocta? My dick would be titanium. Oh.

Oh, really? Or it'd be like gold, 24 karat. But that's heavy. You don't want her dragging that dick around all day. Nah, but you put it on when it's time. You don't keep it on you. Oh, okay. You would have to adjust it. You throw it on when it's time. So it's like a silencer. I don't think you understand how gender reassignment surgery works. What was that? Oh,

A silencer. What is that? I cranked that silencer. You put a silencer on a gun? Yeah. Or did you jack a dick? Yeah, I did. You jack a dick like that? I didn't know what you were doing. How do you jerk off? Right hand. I didn't ask which hand. I said how. Which direction do you go? You twist like that? You go righty tighty?

Maybe he likes the bass. You gotta go lefty loose. Hold on, hold on. When girls see you, okay, when girls see you jerking off on FaceTime, do you go, let me show you something, and then you just start screwing your ticket? Nah, hell nah. First off, they're like, you was about to take a cum shot.

That's what I'm saying. You had it up above your face. You did put the silencer on with your mouth open. That was a little weird. I did that? Yeah, but your mouth wasn't open. Yeah, yeah. You keep going. You're breaking that wrist. Yeah, you wanted bitches. I hate, you hate the bitches that are like that. Wait, why? Because you're just bringing pain on me. Yeah. So you agree that that's a bad way to do it? I think that if that was happening to me by a woman, I'd be unfortunate. It wouldn't be a...

I tend to like to go with head and finish with that. But if that's happening, we're going to turn it to sex. If a girl is really good at jerking you off, is there a little part of you like, that's a dude? No, that's insane. Just a little bit. Like they really hitting it. No, it's just a keeper. That's a keeper. I mean, if you eat vagina and you're making a net, she thinking, that's a bitch.

He's a hoe? No, because I think we're better at physical acts. There's the NBA and there's the WNBA, my boy. I mean, WNBA 2024, you know, they're going crazy. Yeah. Shout out Kaelin Clark and shout out Angel Reese. I know you had to do that. And shout out Kayseri. You know Kayseri? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not even close to how you pronounce her name. Kayseri?

It's Kershia. Is it really? Yeah. Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. So let me just ask you as a black dude, like when you said shouts out, Caitlin Clark, was there like a, like a, like a buzzer that went off in your head? Like say a black,

and then you have to say two black girls no i just i think it kind of says that she's fine she's so beautiful i saw in real life she's beautiful really yeah and she's not as tall as i thought she would be what's her name kershia

It is Kersha. Is it really Kersha? It's Kersha. It's not. It's not. K-Y-R-S-E. Kersha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can spell Yachty that way. Kersha. It's an E. What the fuck? You just added an A? It's an E. What's her last name? You really can't type this shit. I don't know her name. K-Y-R-S-E. Take that A off of the E. No, you just had it. And then last night, Goddendricks is a gun...

Oh, this is the one that just got cut, right? No, she didn't get cut. Who's the other pretty girl? No, she got cut. Which is the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your life. God damn it, they cut her? Yeah. Hey, she a free agent. She can sign with me. She can sign with me. Have you ever taken down a professional athlete? Yes. Really? Yeah. What was his name? I've been with a... That was funny. Fuck him. Fuck him.

That was funny. That was a good one. It was so quick. Thank you. That was good. Just look at her, man. Jalen Brown's girl. Yeah. No, is it? No, they were just hanging. No, that's Jalen Brown's girl. Oh, that's why. Okay, that's why she retired. Yeah, yeah. That's why she retired. Oh, they're together? Like they came out? Yeah, I think so. They were at the... They were just sitting next to one another. I want that picture. No, but they've been together a few times. Angel Reasoner down there. Down. Yeah. Click that one. Yeah.

bro, where's your Wi-Fi connection? Shit is garbage. Damn, it's not even, it didn't show up clear. I mean, she's like a super mom. They look beautiful. It's insane. She looks like my mom. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I get it. I get it. My mom,

was a very like like a very good high quality that's why you bite your mom all the shit that's why you spoil it yo yo hey ma I got a new playstation for you it's like full of controllers you know how you look at your you look at your mom like man my mom is the ideal like woman who I love nah she got huge tits my mom got huge tits so you want a woman like you want someone like your mother nah my wife don't got huge tits my mom got the fucking his mom got fucking hunkers dude stacked up stacked alright

And you want... You need to see his mom. It's crazy. It's crazy. Oh, my God. It's crazy. You guys are so crazy, bro. Oh, wow. Taylor Brown has a massive head. There we go. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, you aint, bro. You really aint, bro. He has like a lemon head. He's a fashionista, bro. We from the same town. What does that mean? I watched him play in high school. That don't mean shit. I've been

So you've been jealous of that motherfucker for years. And now he's tagging your dream woman. She's never responded to my DM. I don't think I had it. What'd you throw out there? I don't remember. I don't recall. It didn't get opened, though. What's your cream? Let's pull it up. Let's see what happened. Let's see. Let's see. I mean, she didn't fucking respond. What if she sent something back? What if she sent the lips? No, she didn't respond.

Let's see. Oh, that's fire. That's a good line. That's a good line. He said, let me give you that Hawk Tua. I think that's a good line. I think Hawk Tua would work. That's not a good one? That's solid. Let me see. We can't just say it? Can I explain this to you?

First off, they didn't even sell that. I have to custom make that. I went through work for that. Nah, bro. It's a picture of her jersey. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, he got a mask. Nah, nah, nah. That's a fact. He's like, oh,

I don't care what people think about me. I don't care what the internet says. You said it was a good one. He said a good one too then. It's a little pick me. It's a little. It's a little. But I need a jersey for her. It's her shit. It's psychopath material. It's an Indian Fever jersey. It's her jersey. When she played for the Indiana Fever. Yeah, but it's a little. It's not a psychopath because he's famous. What do you mean?

This is support. This is support. Yachty, these two guys have only been with one girl the entire time. I know he ain't been with multiple people. I know for a fact he ain't been with multiple people. Wait, wait, wait. How do you know? I know. I know. You were the one in the circle in college that was like, when everyone was talking about that bitch from last night, he was just like, yeah,

No, they knew I didn't have no boobs. They knew I didn't have no boobs. We all knew. I got so close to figuring it out. Like on 40-year-old virgin, he was playing poker. What do you think I would do with women? Do you think I would take a picture of their jersey and DM it to them? Hey, I just made this up. Your boy said, yo. This was such an unaggressive approach. Yo, yo. Nobody's saying it's aggressive. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Thank God. Delete that shit. She saw it.

I miss a lot of DMs from people. Because you didn't go to the other box. I just don't. Back in the day, they used to have the most recent at the top, and now it's just literally the most followers at the top. And the bad bitches ain't got that many followers.

So my shit is filled with DMs from Beckham. She saw yours because yours is sitting there at the top. That's true. Oh, she definitely saw it. But let me ask you this. That's true. If Mitch went to you and was like, yo, I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese. I'm not listening to Mitch. No, but let me just pitch it to you. I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese. You're like, all right, Mitch, what's up? He goes, all right, look.

I reconstructed her childhood home. I took a picture and I teach. That's kind of fire. That's absurd. Her childhood home is private. This is her public Jersey.

But it's not even for sale. She's a journeywoman. It's not psychopath because you're famous. What the fuck is he talking about? He's defending me. Psychopathic. He's saying he's a psychopath. I'm defending you. Psychopath's me taking a picture of her fucking locker. I'm like, oh, I saw your locker. How the fuck did I get in there? The fact that you wouldn't even know to do that lets me know you're a psychopath. Let's think of other things. She's a beautiful young black woman.

Maybe black. I don't know. That last name isn't black. What's her last name again? Yeah, she's definitely half, bro. Yeah, she's half. But beautiful woman. Click right there. What's that? Her stats. Oh, come on. Guaranteed, he knows them by heart. She averaged four points. She did? I gotta pull up here.

All right, come on. So give me some other girls that rejected you. This is the fun shit. No, that's different. Oh, that's what Chicago Sky averaged one point. Damn. Why are you laughing? You know what you said. You could have rounded up to two, yo. Average one point. That's a free throw. Yes, it's a free throw. Goddamn. You said that. You said that. Damn. Come on, yo. She averaged 100 off the court. So...

Nah, man. Nah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Take him out the game. Take him out the game.

I need more game. I need more Yachty game. Who else? Who else we DMing? Yachty, throw something out. Yachty, what'd you DM Margot Robbie? I need to know. Oh, shit. I did DM Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie's beautiful. And I DMed Joy Taylor.

Taylor Joy. Anya Taylor Joy? Neither one of them responded. But Anya Joy Taylor just got married. Anya Taylor Joy. Margo's pregnant. Is she back in the day? Nobody can be happy. Nobody can be happy. What was it? Let me see it. I'm not saying nothing. It's bad.

Yo, son. Go this way. I was really bad. How long ago was it? How long ago did you show Al last?

Oh, respect. Shoot or shoot, bro. Average one point. I average one point, yeah. Come on, bro. Is this because you're a rapper? It's 2020, though. But it's all good. It might come around. Question. Is this because you're a rapper and you get thrown at you a lot that you have no game?

That doesn't happen. Not to me. I got a hot success rate. You don't get it thrown at you? That I don't have game? No, I mean... He's saying you get it thrown at you so much that you don't have to develop game. The girls I usually go out there, you got to get, you know? Because there's this stigma that like, oh, you're a rapper, you don't...

shit on me and whatever they say about rappers. But you gotta come a little better than that. Hmm? Yeah, come a little better than that. Your game's probably improved since then. No, I mean, this is four years ago. Okay, let me see some recent. What's a good pickup line? Like, if you're gonna go up to a bitch in person? Yeah.

I just said, what's up? How you doing? I'm, I'm, I, yes. Yep. Yeah, I did. I did. I think I did. I might have unsented though. Oh, good, good, good, good, good. Let me see that. Yeah, let's see.

- Get your mans in, get your mans in. - I sent them. - Get to it. - I didn't just do it just now. Like I must've done it before. - Look at this one. - Yo, sit on the rejection, yo.

Can you pull it up? Yeah, you know her. You know her. Come on, man. We've talked about it on pod. What is she in? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, that's a good one. But she's cool. She's cute. Yeah. She's cute. She looks like my ex. She looks like a bitch from the Bronx, bro. She looks like my ex. She looks like your ex. Yeah, she does. Hmm.

What's your worst DM? Oh my God. I sent the dumbest shit, bro. It was so bad. I just sent a picture of my feet wearing like Knicks socks. Like I would try to send like things that were so confusing that it like warranted a response. And then once we got you going. He went, what's Andrew who was dating a supermodel?

Wait, which one? Who's that? From the adult swim show. Oh, Andre. Andre. Eric Andre. You were Eric Andre. Why Eric Andre does that? I just would assume so. Yeah, I feel like he got weird game that ends up working. Yeah, I mean, he took Emily Ratajkowski. Yeah. The Emily Ratajkowski girl. It didn't end so well. Why? What happened? Remember when they broke up and he posted the picture of her butt? No. Really? Mm-mm.

Why not? It's not my speed. Get the fuck out of here. She's beautiful. Who? He didn't DM her yet. Tyler. Wait, what? What?

What you got going on? Yo. It's from my son. It's from Mark Moose's phone. It was up there. Oh, son. All this time, your ass ain't real, bro. It's from a recent search. Why was that on his screen? It's from Mark at a BBN. That's Hank Hill. Hank Hill.

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But it was just to him. Yeah. Because I was like, yo, I'll donate to the school. He's doing the school. That's still going to him. He don't fuck with you. You're white, bro. He's not coming on here. But I'm going to donate to the school of Frederick Douglass. What if we let Alex lead the interview? What if they traded places on the couch? He would do that. No, he'd have to sit behind the curtain. You'd have to just phone in. Now, were you mesmerized by him? Kind of.

He's like, he's one of those internet stars that's like, wow. I had him in my home. I've had some cool people in my home. I had Lil B in my house before. And I almost kidnapped Lil B. The bass guy? Yeah. You almost took the bass guy? He's one of my favorite rappers. And when he finally, we hung out, I just...

Kind of didn't want it to stop. Yo, now you're getting it, right? I love Lil B. Yeah, but Kershaw heard that story. And she was like, he stole my jersey. She messed up. She did, though.

She did. Nah, she did. You would've treated her good, bro. I would've. I know you would. I know you treat girls good. I would've been there for her. Yeah. You're a good listener. I would've gave her whatever her contract was. I would've. Why you keep doing that? Because you got rejected, yo. You're shouting out stat lines and shit on her contract and shit on Taylor, bro. I'll resign her.

A two-year option. Team option or player? Team or player? No, team. I get the first bid to come back for a third year before you go see other teams. You consult with me first. Are you sure you can handle her contract?

three-year 220 000 contract that's a solid contract yeah no it is 73 000 a year bro for the wmba they play like 12 games and you gotta play you get paid every game i would have fucking i gave it to all up front oh really might be worth it you're gonna hear from jaylen about this bro oh hey well i mean you're gonna hear from jaylen about this bro i respect jaylen i don't are they dating for real

Are they? I mean, they look like they were together at the ESPY. They make out with their tongues. Damn. If that's the case, I'm sorry, Jalen. I apologize. I don't believe that. I do. Because imagine if fucking someone's on here talking about my girl.

Well, yeah, that would be the exact scenario. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. That'd be fucked up. That'd be fucked up. That'd be fucked up. Right? Yeah. That would be. I agree. I agree. That's a really good point. So my apologies to Jalen Brown if that's his girl. Have you ever hooked up with someone's girl? I don't know. Probably. Yo, is that why everybody's mad at your boy? Because he fucked bitches? No, because he fucked their bitches.

I think people just hate on Drake because he's the guy. Shit, like there's something extra on it. It's also probably that he's fucked everyone's bitch, yeah. My suspicion was like, yo, this shit got to be personal. I mean, he's also that guy, though. All the records, all the numbers, like he's the one. How hard would that be for you, like,

I'm sure you're friends with everybody in Atlanta. You're getting shouted out in the song. You're being pulled in different directions. You want to be loyal. I just wish I had never spoke on it. That's the only thing. I wish I hadn't said anything about it. What did you originally say again? He liked a hell of a tweet. That was an accident. But it was so funny. People were like, no, don't try to come fucking...

What are we talking about right now? I can't get my words out. It was a tweet, something about Kendrick something.

Kendrick cheating on his wife with white women. Yeah, it was that tweet. I really didn't like it. And then people were like, nah, he finna get you. And it was fucking hilarious. Nah, nah, nah, you following through. Yeah, that type shit. But, nah, I mean, it was what it was, you know? I was in fucking Europe, so I felt kind of disconnected from it. But it was insane.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, them niggas still richer than all of us. So that's what I want people to realize. At the end of the day, like, both the niggas are still shitting on all of us. Yeah. So... This is a great moment for hip-hop. You think so? I think so. Yeah, absolutely. How is that even debatable? Yeah. This is the craziest question I've ever been asked. Yo, think about it. Think about it. Just the negativity. You think a Super Bowl was good for football? The negativity, though. But think about it. It's like... This was at a time where...

country music was overtaking hip hop. And since that beef, it still is by the numbers, but since the beef conversation, conversation wise, it's been hip hop. Yeah. I mean, it was a time where I don't think hip hop had a number one album all year. Right.

on the charts like there was some crazy statistics where you're like are we witnessing the that's not true no the whole year 2023 i don't think there was a number one album from it came later in the year oh it did but in the first half of the year we we hadn't had one okay anyway i said we like i'm a rap you're a rapper he's black and so yeah yeah her loss

Oh, Her Loss came out in 2023. Oh, that one? No, it came out in 2022, I think. Oh, but it won album of the year in 2023. Oh, how do you feel about leaks? What about them? Like, you work so hard on music. They're inevitable. So they're inevitable. I mean, they suck, but they're inevitable. What can you do? But can you use them as marketing? I sent a song to Kai to leak. Yes, I see what that says. Right. We couldn't get the sample cleared. So I just let Kai play it.

oh that's smart yeah so that's not coming out no but it's everywhere yeah but it's just a snippet no i let him play those on oh really yeah because i tried to listen to it and it felt like the quality was i mean maybe but shit is still out there yeah okay i'm sorry how does that work business-wise i know that your man maybe he doesn't charge you but let's okay no no i'm talking about drake so it's like if you have whoa if you have a feature from somebody charges anyone

I think he's not doing the feature if he don't fuck with you. Okay, so outside of Drake, let's say you had a feature. It's on a song. The sample doesn't get approved and you leak it. Do you still have to pay that artist for that verse, even though you're not putting it out and making any money off it? No. But the only people you give features to, they're paying before. You pay me before I do the verse. Okay.

Someone pay me for a verse and I give you the verse, then you pay me. And you pay me before I even do it because I probably don't know you. Gotcha. But you make a song with someone else's music and then hope that they give you the rights? What do you mean? Like in this situation, you couldn't get the sample cleared. Yeah, but this wasn't an artist. This was an Instagram social media influencer. And they wouldn't clear a sample? Yeah, he went down like a Christian path.

Wow. Oh, that's okay. I respect that. Yeah. I mean, yeah. But then aren't there certain artists that they're so big where it's like, Hey, you pay me. And I also want points on this song.

So now it's like he can't, that artist can't get the points on the song because. Yeah, but I mean, but it's still the song is, if it's a good song, it's like you get to perform it, you get to. That's the, you making the money on the road. Yeah. Can you share how much money was offered to the Instagram influencer that turned it down? He just, I mean, we didn't, I don't think we got into money. He was like, no. Wow. Yeah. It was crazy. Everyone was like, are you serious? That's wild. Okay. When, when Poland went crazy. Yeah.

It first goes crazy ironically. Yeah, it leaked. But the support of it was ironic. It was the first time people heard me do my wobble vibrato effect. Okay. Yeah, vibrato. Okay, and that's the... Okay. And then it just becomes a hit. Yeah, instantly. It was everywhere. Do you think that people prefer...

to make a song a hit themselves, meaning the people enjoy when they made something that wasn't supposed to be out a success. Mm-hmm.

Like, are they now invested in the success of that song? The artist? No, the audience. Maybe. Maybe. I also think the artist is not dumb. They see through our marketing scheme, like, you know, trying to pay some influencers to dance. Yes. They just see through it. That's why the Poland thing felt authentic. Yeah. I mean, I definitely, I would have never put that song out.

I mean, I had literally, I had, let's start here. It was about to drop, you know, in a month. So in my head, no one knew I had that album, but in my head, I'm like, I'm about to fuck these people up. And then Portland dropped and it honestly discouraged me. Because you're like, they like this. People loved it. And it just was like, damn, I'm about to go in a direction so far away from this. I hope that this doesn't fuck up my moment. Why didn't you put it on the album?

what the like i guess it's like so different alternative album i mean but you just have a hit like numbers on the album if you put it but it doesn't make it wouldn't make sense he's looking at the album as a piece of art and if this doesn't match the art then which is respectable you're looking at his businessman and i get that that's where he's coming from and you're like no this is art that people were like right now putting a song in there but it didn't make sense yeah there was no thought for it you know the album was

If you made an album with intention and this doesn't match that intention, you're not making it. Every song on that album was made for that album. How far away is the collab album with Coldplay? Oh, man. Jesus Christ. That'd be an honor. Have they talked to you? I would take one song. No, I've met Chris Martin once. And? He was like...

I mean, it was like the beginning of my career. I don't even know if he knew who I was. I've heard their concerts are like amazing. It's insane. You've seen them? I've seen one. Yeah. And was he cool when you met him the first time? I mean, I met him right before he was about to go on stage. So it was like, he shook my hand and we took a picture and he's super fucking tall. All of them guys are like giants. And they wear super skinny clothes. Small t-shirts. Cause mine's that guy. Yeah. Yeah.

I think a collab album would be crazy. I mean, I would, I'll take a collab song. What's your favorite, like white, like rank your rank, white people, like your favorite white. Um, and your Taylor joy. No, no. I mean like type, like you can go country. You can go style. My favorite type of white person. Um,

Okay. I fuck with the punk tattoo white people. Plunk tattoo? Punk tattoo whites. Like tattoo artist white. You like a tattoo artist white? Yeah, I fuck with those type of white people. I also really love blind hair, blue eye, six pack, a group of friend, white girl.

Six-pack group of friends. Yeah, moving in a group of six. Oh, like a sorority. You like a southern sorority. Yeah, sorority. National bachelorette party. Love it. Say some black shit fast. Say some black shit fast. I also love thick strippers. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. I also love the orange hair freckle white girl. Mmm.

Interesting. That's a good look. I hear that from black dudes a lot. Yeah, for some reason. Like the whitest white. I think it's like, I'm going to go white. The Irish get the struggle, but that's what it is. The Irish get it. I love the freckle, full face of freckles. That's my favorite. That's at the top of the top. That's your premium white. Top of the top. That is my, uh, uh, the boys' homelander. Right. That's my top of the top. Number one. Mm-hmm.

face full of preckles right across the nose and the cheeks. Okay, now do it with Asians. I like the busty, thick

I don't like the, like, sharp jaw. Not into it. No, no, no. I like this new rim of, like, BBW, like, thick, big ass, big titty Asians. Yeah. Little Filipino Jones. I'd be interested in the Instagram, like, social media Korean Asians. I don't think I want to even do it, but I just, like, I'm interested in looking at it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, the ones that got, like, the glass face. Mm-hmm.

Like super shiny face. Yeah. Apparently the skin. I don't, I like, I look at it, but I love Asian women too, man. Asian women rock. You have the direct connect to like as many Koreans as you want now. Do I?

Well, I think, didn't Hybe buy QC? Yeah. Oh, wow. And that seems like the king of Korea. I need to actually exercise that. Is that in the contract? You can put that in the contract. You can have whatever you want. I should. I need an Asian. I never dated. I have dated an Asian once. We know, because one of the best lyrics ever came from it. I have dated an Asian once. What is that lyric? I mean, I've said a couple Asian lyrics.

My bitch, Yellow, she blow me like a cello. Is that the line? Yeah. The way you handle that shit. My bitch, Yellow, she blow that dick like a cello. Yeah, fucking and send that bitch home on the metro. Bro, this is the best. I got to bring this up because this is one of my favorite real life reactions to art that's out there. And the thing about music, the thing about

even like stand up the thing about any art that like once you press it you can't change it yeah the genius went out yeah it's so crazy so many people heard that i gotta read this so yo my new yellow she blow that dick like a cello okay right

This is your reaction. Okay, let's stop for a second. Before y'all come at me, I'm going to let you know I blame my A&R because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not.

And nobody ever says shit. Nobody ever pulled a pickup and said, hey man, I don't know what it is that you think it is, but it ain't that. I already wrote that. Then you go, I'm fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I'm fucked up. But it do sound good. That's

That's my favorite reaction to a lyric album. That's real. I remember typing that. That's on Nickelodeon. People was on my fucking head about that line. Wait, who was? Just the internet. Yeah. I really don't know how I got that wrong. It's crazy because when it came out, no one said nothing for a minute. I don't know what a cello really looks like. Do you know what a cello looks like? Yeah, of course. What? It's the big joint, right? It's the bass joint. Yeah, the big one. Is it? Yeah. It's a big-ass guitar. You play like a violin, right? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know. It's a smaller version of the bass. Yeah. Yeah.

I had to pee I got a very small bladder and small other things you know what I mean that's what I thought you were gonna say you zen?

- No, I don't. One of my best friends is though. - Mitch? - No, no, no, my friend, Ares. - Love you, Mitch. - The green one. - Yeah. - I'll do the green one. Spare me six, spare me nothing. He's actually a huge fan of you guys. - What's his name? - His name's Ares. - Ares? - Yeah. - And you didn't bring him either? - Ares is in Pittsburgh right now. - Bro, I thought you texted me. You were like, "Yo, I'm downstairs with Jay."

Yeah. I'm going to call Ayers. He loves you. I thought Jay was Jay-Z, bro. The fuck? I looked out the window. Fucking loser. I thought you were on like that. Fucking loser. I thought you were on like that. You thought Jay-Z wanted to come here. Yo. I thought he was a fan, bro. I did. I thought you told him. Let me message him.

Maybe he's busy. Maybe he's taking down a BBI. Yeah. Falling off. Send him a picture of his jersey or some shit like that. He might get him. Zenning, man. I never zenned. I don't want to zen. You never drank. You never smoked. I smoke hookah, though.

You smoke hookah? Yeah. Is that for the Arabic bitches or the Dominican bitches? No, no. It's just good for conversation. It is. I do enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's just a good thing to do. Cigars? You ever do cigars? I want to try cigars. I heard they like burn. You're not supposed to inhale them. Right. But they say you're not supposed to inhale hookah too, but how else do you smoke it? Mm-hmm.

I mean this is super fast forward but you just hold it in your mouth nah cause it's like you are supposed to take it in but you're just not supposed to keep it in it's like a straight inhale exhale real quick I just keep it in my mouth nah you're not smoking hookah what's wrong with that you never kept something in your mouth no my tongue I keep my tongue in my mouth what about your teeth yeah I keep my diamonds what about food

Bananas or cucumbers or anything like that? I don't eat bananas. Do you have veneers? Yeah. Oh, okay. I got veneers and diamond implants. Did you start that? That started the diamond implant? No, the veneers thing.

What? No. People can get veneers. Well, white people have for a while, but black people now are doing veneers. No, I mean, veneers is a thing. Yeah, you got the good ones. They don't look crazy. Yeah, my veneer's $100,000. $100,000 made in Brazil? No, I got them at T-Town in Atlanta. No, no. The veneers themselves, they... What's up with you and that hand? You do that a lot. How does that...

I'm married, son. I'm married, son. I need that. I need that. I need that back. You do the peg work? Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I fuck with that. You like peg work? I fuck with your honesty. Yeah. What is peg? Are you talking about girls with one leg? No. I'm using their one leg on you. Oh. It means stuff going in my butt? Yes. I don't let stuff in my butt, but there's a reason. Okay. Because I am scared I might like it. Hmm.

And I don't want to know that I like it. And if I like it, then I got to ask for it. And it's a whole thing. That's probably the reason. It's the same reason you don't drink alcohol or smoke weed. Well, I don't know. I don't drink alcohol because it burns. And I don't smoke weed because I get paranoid as shit. I guess you're paranoid. You'll like shit in your ass. Oh, that's a good point. Wait a minute. If you're paranoid, you'll like shit in your ass. I'll say, I guess. You're paranoid also. You've never done ass play? No. You never go lick your ass? Not purposely. Okay.

What kind of answer? What do you mean? Shit has happened on accident. Whoa. And then you ain't stop her. I mean. You don't want to ruin the moment. You're just like. No, you don't.

I just put my foot on top of her head. That's wicked. And you just push it down further. But you're white. White people can do that. Why can't we do that? We do have a freedom. Because you don't have the ego block.

as a African American hip hop artist. Interesting. But you would think you who creates so freely. I'm chill. I'm chill. But even you, you have a little bit of an ego block. I mean, I think that it's just as a straight man. Yeah. No offense. Yeah. So that's out of the room. Yeah. You know, we just call me gay. I,

I think that you have to, you know, establish some kind of dominance. If someone did that after that, I'd be like, go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Afterwards, to just let them know you're still a guy. But would you ever toot that ass up and ask for CPR? Absolutely. That's crazy. You've never done that? Baywatch. Get that asshole off. There you go.

Aris, I need to know some shit about Yachty, man. Give us some details about Yachty. I'm a fucking real nigga. I'm too solid. Are you anorexic? No, I just don't eat. I got a terrible eating diet. I saw you at a pizza place. Yeah, that's the only place you're going to see me. That's the only place you're going to see me.

Fried chicken. Not baked chicken. He didn't want to say that because he didn't want to be racist on the pod, so he just said chicken. Mac and cheese. Now he does chicken parmesan. Oh, he does chicken parmesan too? So you're just chickening him into all these other cuisines? Nah, he's easing him. By the way, I think it's called Parfait, which you have. Nah, you trying to catch me?

No, I'm serious. Look up R-Fit. Oh, yeah, this is a real thing. Oh, I thought he was trying to... This is people who have problems eating foods, like a true phobia of the texture. Have you tried slobonese? Excuse me? Slobonese. Honestly, if you try that, it would probably work. That's good. I think you'd like slobonese. What is that? Slobonese...

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That's really, I trusted you. I trusted you. He said, oh, that's good. You can't trust him, bro. Show him the necklace. You can't trust him. I knew it. I knew he was going to pull out a Jewish necklace. Don't take me to a Slovak restaurant. I'm going to get a hole in it.

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I stand by Mr. Beast. No, I stand by Mr. Beast, but I think it looks like one of his employees was engaging in sexual conversations with children. But Mr. Beast is the best content creator of all time. We stand by him. Yeah, it ain't his fault. The best content creator of all time. It's Mr. Beast. Do you consider music content?

Yes. Music videos. Oh, okay. So you don't consider like a Mr. Beast music video? I'm just talking about video content now. He's the best video. Best video content without a doubt. I mean, just mastered YouTube. I mean, it's just like there's no videos that I'd rather watch on YouTube. Really? Yeah. What's your favorite Beast video? My favorite Mr. Beast video would have to be, I think I really like the, I like when he did the dollar thing.

um plane ride i like the doubt the whole the house one when you go to the most expensive house yeah i like his philanthropy video too though the blind one was really crazy i couldn't believe he got shit for that yeah i mean that just lets you know that there's just so much hate on the internet that people are like they ain't like totally blind yeah well i mean i got that kind of hate with my last album you know they were saying like oh he's just copying

Darkseid, you know? I didn't think it was... Like, I was inspired, but I didn't copy Darkseid. Yeah, I didn't think that that was copying Darkseid. This is how I know the Mr. Beast thing is real. Yachty had a tweet from like two years ago where he said, we stand by Mr. Beast. Do I really? Yeah, and he said, if you don't stand by Mr. Beast, you're going to die a slow death. Yeah, I did say that. I'll definitely say that.

I 100% said that. And I feel like he couldn't like it based on like Mr. Beast, like. The brand. But he, he, he respected it. No, not his heart. Jimmy's the man. You gotta do a video. Have you met him? No. Oh,

Oh, that's got it. They send me Feastables, though. I'll be smacking on Feastables. Yeah, yeah. I got a kitchen full of chocolate. All right, no, I'm going to connect you guys. You got to send them. Because they need somebody new on the show now. Exactly. They're minus one spot. Yeah. And I think that you would, bro, what if Yachty just for one season, you know, they're filming. Wait a minute. Can I get into producer mode here? Okay. Yeah.

They're filming a show for Amazon. This is their first streaming show. Mr. Beast's. Yes. Wow. And now they're down one cast member. That check had to be insane. Yes. They need a guy. Tell them that Yachty will show up every time on time.

You were early today. I was. I'm not. I don't move on, nigga. Let me read the text that I said when he just didn't know. I was up front. I said, I don't know if I'll be up there early. I go that early. I go. He goes, what time are we doing tomorrow? I go, oh, how about like 12? He goes.

I don't know if I'm going to make 12. That's honest. That's honest. That's real shit. Yeah. But you came early. Yo, you on that season. I would love to. If you could tell him like, bro, Yachty would like, he don't want no money.

He just want to be there and just like, I want to give out, we're giving out hearts. We're going to just give out a hundred heart transplants. We're going to give out a hundred heart transplants. You know, heart, you got to do the surgery though. Yeah, I will. One glove. One glove, damn. Like, there's that one board game where you just try to. Operation.

All right. Yes. That's your time. That's your time. Yo, you're old too, bro. You're old now. You're about 10 years on me? Yeah. No, I'm not. You're older than him. I'm 40. Oh, really? You're 40? Yeah. Yeah, we're both 40. You guys are 40. 40, yeah. 80 club. 40-40 club. Yeah. Jay-Z. Have you ever been to that club? I drove past that club. Damn. Damn, bro. Like a relic. Yeah. Some real shit was done in that club. What's a relic?

I've seen Rihanna a couple times. Rihanna's great. She's cool as hell. She's really nice. Yeah, she does. And she speaks. Yeah, she's cool as hell. And she's real as hell. Yeah, when they were asking you about your favorite or a feature that you really want. I'm surprised you didn't say Jay-Z. It seems like most rappers always want at least... I listened to the Black Album for the first time like three days ago. God damn. And then I listened to Reasonable Doubt. And...

You just heard the Black Album? Yeah, I just listened to it. What do you think? I think that the Reasonable Doubt album was better, in my opinion. Obviously, I love... He's an insane lyricist. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of the live production, that type, that sound. But I think he's sick. Yeah. And I think the shit he talks about is shit most people never actually get to experience in life. Yeah.

Yeah. Have you met him before? Yeah, of course. Good dude? I mean, as far as I've met, you know, we never had a deep conversation. Who is the person that you were the biggest fan of that you met and was the most impressive? Impressive? And it could be any genre. It's probably Drake. Drake's the man. He is the man, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He fucking rocks. How did you guys connect? I guess just like Instagram. Was he a fan of your...

I think he was a fan of my production. Yeah. And then we just... I don't know. You guys did a great pod. That was a good episode. We almost made it a real thing. Dude, I thought it was going to be a regular thing. I thought it would be a recurring thing. I thought it showed a side...

I think you're pretty much yourself in everything I've seen you in. You have like a consistency. As far as? Just your personality. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't think you fluctuate, but I thought that...

It showed a side of him. That no one had seen, right? That's what it was. And that was really interesting. And you can draw it out. We have a second one that for my part with Mitch, me, him and Mitch, that the great, the great war happened and then we never dropped it. But we have an episode that is so, so funny. It is so like, it's just like an hour just like,

fucking us kicking the shit. That's the thing. It's like, there's certain people that, that bring out sides of you that not everybody sees. Yeah. And, uh, I think that was one of the reasons why it's super successful. Obviously you guys are huge. That's what I mean. That was the thing with the pod. I wanted to like bring people on and have those conversations that people don't usually have. Yeah. And you, you have a relationship with them where they'll open up to you in a different way. Yeah. I mean, and we're sitting in my bedroom. So like,

I thought you did that with Sweetie, actually. I was listening. I was like, oh, this is a side of her that I don't think most people know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a great episode. That was my first, like, long conversation with her. Wait, really? Yeah, I mean, we met before, but that was a great conversation. Mitch was very intimidated. He was. He's a huge fan of her. She's just, you know, a very attractive woman. Yeah. Yeah.

Mitch had to lock it down. He had to control himself. Dude, he actually made a jersey with Sweetie's name on it. That's not a bad thing. It's a better move than the other one, but it's still... That one was super embarrassing. Can you break down the whole Bobby fallout? I mean, Bobby's back cool. I love Bobby to death. But what happened was she did an interview with...

What's the one guy who loved pizza?

Oh, Dave Portnoy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who loves pizza? And they was... Bill's a media company. Makes a billion dollars. Yo, the pizza guy. I mean, look, that's what I remember him from. I did his interview once and we were talking about pizza. He's true. He loves pizza. He does. He does. You know exactly what I'm talking about. And they was just talking crazy, kind of. They weren't talking crazy, but they were like...

Oh, no. She was just saying some... The way she was talking, I didn't really fuck with it. Like, niggas just boosted your career. Big time. Yeah. What do you mean? The biggest of time. I had never heard of her until then. Yeah, you know. But she apologized. And I love Bobby so much. She's a really sweet person. So now it's cool. Yeah, I love Bobby to death. With her and Drake, too? Because they, like, unfollowed each other. I believe so, yeah. But why'd y'all give her that look?

Because to everyone else, it looked like she was an industry player. You know what's so crazy? That's just how similar me and her are. We both found her at the same time and didn't talk about it. That's funny. And we did our episode separately until she was like, yeah, I just did Jug. And I was like, wait, what? Oh, you guys did not know? We had no clue. We both found her on TikTok. Just we started swiping and we both reached out to her. And then we both did our episode. And then like.

Yeah. I was talking to, I was talking to Mark about this yesterday. Like he sent me a video that I had watched literally 30 seconds before. And this happens so often when your algorithms are parallel to somebody else. I thought that,

That's interesting. She banked a bunch of episodes. I thought that the Drake shit dropped and then you were like, oh, this girl's kind of fun. I'm going to do an episode. My episode was done by the time the Drake episode came out. Wow. Yeah, I heard they did his first. Oh, wow. But then what did you see about her that you wanted to give her that look? I just thought she was fucking weird. And I didn't meet her until she came to my house. She showed up at my house and then...

And then it just clicked. Yeah, but she's sweet. I love Bobby. Yeah. Who else is new that you think could blow? As far as like just... Like internet subculture. Somebody like Bobby that hasn't exploded yet, but somebody you watch a lot. I guess Speed has blowed up. I mean, not Sketch. Sketch? But yeah, you heard about Sketch getting blacked. I hit Sketch up. I told him. No, I told him. That was you? Let's come make another video. Yeah.

I told Sketch that I'm with you. Y'all niggas are children. Now we're too young. Now we're young. Stop using age as a pejorative, bro. I told Sketch, bro, fuck all that shit, bro. I fuck with you.

That was the first time you reached out to him after that? No, we spoke before. That was the first time I reached out to him since his old internet shop. Oh, but before that you had been talking to him? Yeah, but we had never met. Difference, but not too different. Doja Cat. I've seen her. Doja Cat's sick. She's awesome. So talented. She seems like brilliant. But also seems like...

Acutely aware of internet culture. Yeah. I mean, she was a part of it at one point. She started on the internet just like I started on the internet. Exactly. And I feel like that's an advantage to artists that are coming around in the internet age, like really understanding. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I mean, that's just, I mean, I feel like this internet, it connects across the world all around. So, you know, if you know how to work it.

Or just hire someone who know how to work it. That's what I think a lot of like, I think the labels and stuff are trying to reverse engineer it. They're seeing the artists that came through the internet succeed. And they're like, oh. Content runs the world. Yeah. That one clip of you and your dad, that's going to play on Twitter forever. Respect. But it's just like, it's a piece of content that'll live forever. Along with me jumping on stage. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Yeah, you recreated that with Ian. No, I did not know he was going to do that. Oh, really? Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, wait, you know who Ian is? The new kid? No, Ian, the new white rapper. He's a rapper. No, show me. Well, just search Ian doing my walkout. Nah, I'm late. I thought you got that in the Daily News. I'm country, bro. I had no clue he was going to do it, though. I didn't ask him to, and he didn't tell me he was going to. Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah, I brought him out on stage and then he did my walkout. You look like Shifty, bro. Shifty, what you doing on stage, my dude? Yeah. Did you start laughing when he started doing it? I didn't see it until after. I wasn't even looking at him. Oh, really? Yeah, he going crazy right now. He sounds black. Me and him got a song to drop tonight. You seen that white rapper that looks like, dresses like Peter Griffin and fucking kills it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shouts. You don't fuck with him? I just, I don't know. I just like gimmicky stuff. Okay. Okay.

That's interesting. Does it hurt? Have you had people that really admired you, like artists really admired you, and then heard that you weren't a fan of their music and then met them and have ever been like, man, I'm the biggest fan of you that crushed me when you didn't like my shit? No, it's only been like, I can kind of one-hand arm and tell I said I didn't like something publicly. And it wasn't like anyone who's like now a superstar. Right. I'm usually, I'm the guy that finds people young.

and blows them and helps them. Not like I find people young. Try the whole sentence over. I help people out in the beginning of their career. I show love. You did that with Pink Panther S. With Juice WRLD, with XXX,

fucking pink pantries. What was it like? What was X like? He was silly. He was a real funny, silly guy. And he joked a lot. And he would just call me randomly. And we never actually got the chance to work because when I

During the time, like when, you know, right before he passed, he kind of had a falling out with the Migos, which was my label. He was going, we tried to sign him in QC. I remember when Coach and Pete went down to Florida to go meet with him and they didn't lock it in. But yeah, he had a fallout with the Migos, which kind of made it kind of weird between me and him. But I had nothing but love for X. He was, he was so talented. Did your man take him out? Absolutely not.

I'm telling you, Drake going to be the president one day. And anything, whoever says some shit, they going to jail. Drake, that was a joke. I mean, I'll see y'all. My eye's going to be at y'all door, nigga. So. Who, who? Hey, go, go, go. Oh, you're making an owl sound. Yeah, who, who? Yeah, I like that. I don't know.

I got the, are we out of death? No, I know, I know, I know. What were you repping? No Drake slander, nigga. We're Drake fans. Well, I'm not, but I'm respectful. I'm not going to have you in our house and just shit on, you know what I mean? Your friend, that's crazy. Fair enough. No, no, no. We all are Drake fans. Yeah, I fuck with Drake. I fuck with Drake. No, I'm not. But the specific thing with X was, it was like, I remember...

the youtube content around it do you remember like it was like fight videos yeah it was like songs came out and then the videos about like the character and the personality i remember he like snuffed some kid at a concert in california yeah but he was a sweetheart and then then then he was like then the kid was like yo i'm sorry he was like oh it's all good like everything's fine during the concert yeah but the energy around that kid

Yeah. And I remember I talked about him on Vlad TV. And I remember he DM'd me. He was like, dude, thanks a lot, man. Yeah, I'm going to try to do whatever. He was like, yeah, I'm going to keep it on straight and narrow or some shit like that. Like just a very...

He was awesome. Yeah. But also kind of open about dealing with like depression and shit. He was like, I'm a little fucked up right now. Yeah. But he was, he was great. Yeah. And in person, he was so chill and extremely intelligent. Yeah. And he, he wanted to give back. He was kind, you know? Yeah. And he was trying to, you know, change himself. There's a,

Yeah, the cult-like following. I feel like that's similar with Juice WRLD as well, where there was a cult-like connectivity to the audience. And some people have it through their music, some people have it through their personality, and then some people have it both, and it's a little bit...

Yeah, it's an unstoppable force when that happens. Yeah, X was, I mean, X was, he was different. I don't know much about X. I hear whatever. Do you think there's a level, from what I hear, he seems like one of these kind of like troubled genius kids. Like Kanye West kind of?

Yeah, but like maybe even more demons. Like, you know what I mean? What is your take on Kanye? What he's going through? I mean, right. I think that I don't know. You know, I don't I don't know. I'm not around Kanye. And I think his wife has great tits. And he markets them well. With all due respect. Can anybody do more with a fat set of tits than Kanye West?

I don't know. I don't know what he could do with a fat 17. He could make her a global sensation. Yeah, he did that. Her tits are great. Nobody knows this girl. But she also did. I also know what her voice sounds like. Say what? I think she's like Ariel. I think she was a mermaid. She trained her voice to a fat bitch. And then she just walks around with those huge fucking tits. They are great. Yes.

Okay, Drake, biggest artist over the last 20 years. Unstoppable amount of hits. The guy. I want him to get back into acting. It's so interesting you say that because he did, I hit him on two things. He did a, like a roast of Nike. Do you remember? He was like invited to speak at like the Nike headquarters or some shit like that. Do you remember this? I think it was when he was doing, now this is maybe like a year or two ago.

I remember when he went to Nike and he was up there with KD and they were playing ball. But I didn't know he did a roast. He did like, not a roast. He like did like a speech. That's when he, yeah, when he wore that jacket, that big, and he had the Nike check in his head. The Nike braid. Yep. But he was doing like, he was doing like jokes. Yeah. I mean, he's hilarious. He's one of the funniest people I know. And I hit him and I was like, it's not that, there are some people funny just hanging out. And then there's other people that,

When they're delivering jokes, they're like asking for a lot. They're like begging the audience to react. And there's other people who just let it happen. Right. Like fucking Theo Vaughn. Wait, who's that? Like he's just letting it happen. Yeah. Theo Vaughn is just like, it's just like, it's so natural. Like he's going to say it and whether you react or not. Whatever. His face is stale. Exactly. It's like whatever. So Drake, I thought, delivered like really fucking well. Yeah. And it was one of those things where it's like, yes, he's obviously acted before the SNL shit was fired. Mm-hmm.

And maybe he just loves making music. Yeah. Because I'm sure he gets a million opportunities. He loves living life the way he wants to live. And you can't do that when you're acting and you're on set for fucking months. I just think that he would only do it if it's something he wanted to do. No person could tell me, bro, you were great here. You should. You ever sat with him?

- No. - I mean, he's just a very much like he lives his life the way he wants. You can't like, you can't like joke him into doing something. You can't shame him into doing it. He do what the fuck he wanna do. - You know what impressed me acting wise is, I'm not even saying this is a shot,

Again, I want to be respectful of your boy, but the DeMar DeRozan sketch, there's a line where the guy says his name is DeMar and Drake is like, DeMar, DeMar, I hear it. DeMar, I hate it or something like that. And the delivery is really fun. He's a funny, like... No, he's fucking hilarious. Yeah. So it's really, I just don't want to go do this thing that's going to take me away from living the life I want. I don't know why he don't. I told him, like, bro, he could play any role. He's a guy. I don't know why he could play a great mob boss. Was there, like...

Like, I remember when the whole beef happened, I was, if I was him, I would be, I would be resentful because the narrative was he sees these young artists. He does a feature for them. They blow the fuck up. And he's done that tons of fucking times. Exactly. And then the narrative changed to, oh, he's using them to be cool. He's would you like, if I'm him, I really resent that.

i don't know like a is lame why are they uh why is this like yeah i don't know it just is the way it is is it because yeah that's what's up about rap news i'm talking about people in general like

It's very easy in this business to be completely egocentric and only care about the things that fuel you. And a lot of people are like that. A lot of people don't care to help. It's just how it be, man. You do shit with people, turn around. I don't know. Like, I'm sure he's put people on that didn't necessarily have clout overlap. What do you mean, you sure? It's happened publicly. We've seen this. Yes. But almost everyone, bro. The trick or fake is real. It's deeper than we even know. Yeah. Yeah.

And there was no necessary benefit to him. He just wanted to help someone out. Yeah. Like I said, Drake don't charge for a feature. I know that. Yeah. He doesn't charge anyone for a feature. No. What are you going to do? You're going to give him 100 grand? If he did, it would be, what the fuck would it be? 300, 400,000? Just because you have money, that doesn't mean you don't want more. But he's just a kind person, bro. But then you got to do a track. He's just a really kind person. He really is. I've never seen someone give like that.

He's a very giving person. It's insane. Yeah. They steal that nigga. They both steal that nigga. It's what's going to change. They both still going to do their thing. I remember everybody was talking, right? Everybody's like, yo, it's over. And I was at a... Where the fuck were we? We were at a nightclub or something like that. And this is like... The beef is starting to kind of come down a little bit. And it's not like the DJ was trying to play Drake.

It was just a party and you played the hits over the last decade. And the way that the crowd was reacting to Drake, it was like there wasn't a beef happening. Yeah, because in reality, bro, outside of the people who care about hip hop, bro, you're like at all. And they just want to party. There's some beautiful girl they want to dance with. And they want to dance to Drake. Yeah. God's plan is going to come on. And then you're going to fucking dance to it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He really didn't give a fuck. Really? No, no. He was genuinely unfazed.

I respected a lot and I talked to him. That shit didn't bother him. That shit shouldn't. He's a fucking guy. If I had $700 million, I would fucking talk to him. It got to bother you a little bit. You're an artist. You're sensitive. You feel the world. That would make you guys great. I don't know. I wasn't there. Like I said, I was in Europe. I wasn't next to him like how I usually do be. Yeah.

But he was... When I went to... I never saw him down. Ever. I never saw him kicking his fucking foot or holding his head down. You know? And then to a point where I just stopped talking to him about it because I felt like I was the one bringing him the negativity. Like, I was bringing the clout when I would be like, oh, man...

Man, I hate that this person said this. Like, I was showing him shit he hadn't seen. So then I started realizing, like, I'm bringing you the negativity. Let me stop. Yeah, I understand that also where, like, you don't want to ignore completely and then you don't seem like an authentic friend who's seeing shit. Right. That's true. Yeah. But I just realized that his energy wasn't down. So I wasn't going to try. Bring him down. Right. Okay. Okay.

And then we wrap this up soon, but I do need to know, are there any aspirations to have your own clothing line? Yeah. We're working on that right now. Okay. That is going to happen. Yeah. For years, I've dubbed the idea because it's like,

It's just another, like, bro, you can't have fast shit in life. I couldn't have. There's podcasts I procrastinate because you have to put an episode out every other week. You can't skip. Yep. No matter where you are in the world. You know, so we had to fly people to Germany once. So I guess like you have to get it done. Yeah. Same with a brand. You have to, it takes hours, you know, not that it can't be done, but I know what that look like. You bring it on extra work.

My night's already taken by music. Certain days, my day's taken on by fulfillment episodes. Now doing fucking the brand is you're adding on and then you got a kid and you know, you're trying to fuck. I hear you. That's why you gotta get married, bro. I would love to get married, but I have a hard time not getting married.

Like, how do you not get bored? Oh, dude. I mean, they just piss you off so often. It happens. No, like, I mean, we're being real. It happens. No, if I'm being honest with you. How do you keep spark? I haven't felt boredom with my wife. Really? Yeah. That's sick. Yeah. I mean, that's what we all want, right? But I think it's because you got to meet somebody...

intellectually i think you got to be with someone you really enjoy talking to like you just enjoy hanging out because that's going to be the majority of your relationship right not that you're just physically attracted to and then from that if you really like kicking with someone and they're hot then you really want to have sex that's that's that's what i'm looking for yeah and that starts with conversation 100 so i think you got to make some more jerseys bro

Yo, I'm curious. I hope this gets me it. This might get me it. 100%. Imagine if y'all just see me pop tight with Kaisa Wee. I hate, I hate. Or if you see me fighting Jalen Brown. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The TD guard. You gotta go courtside. Nah, I wouldn't. Nah, that's fine.

By the way, I just want to make sure again, Jalen, it's all It is all for Kai Serena. I'm in here recently. Oh, yeah? At Lyric Illuminate. I took a picture and I told her I bought your jersey. I did. I said that to her. I said I bought your jersey. Aw, dope. I bought Angel Reese's LSU jersey too. Really? Yeah, I didn't tell her though. I didn't tell her. I just bought it. I was going to wear it.

No, I lost it. Damn. I don't have so much clothes in my house. Yeah, what's the skin? I need to get it. I do need to get it. You got great skin. I don't do nothing. He was a hater, bro. He thought you had a filter. All I do is moisturize.

That's the most important thing. I moisturize three times a day because I don't drink enough water. So my skin eats lotion like I get back dry. And I don't have my chapstick. That's why I've been licking my lips like the last two hours. Mm hmm.

Yo, come on, bro. I didn't do that. I did that. I don't air grip nothing. I don't Parmesan cheese nothing. You got the best skin in rap, you think? Yeah, absolutely. Me and Pharrell. Nah, Pharrell's on a different level. But he does pee crazy, right? Nah. Rocky got good skin. Rocky got good skin. Nah, Pharrell's on a different level, bro.

He is for his age, though. I mean, okay. At 50, you don't start gaining pimples. I thought after a certain age, pimples just give up. But he just looks young. He got no wrinkles. He just looks young. Oh, that's true. I've never seen an old man with pimples. But you always look old. That's why I feel like people think that your skin is good. That's not true. I look old? I'd have a clean face. No, no, but you always look this age. When you were 19, you looked old. Yeah, I look old.

I shaved my face just as I was going to get the curl stash. My dad got a curl mustache. That shit is tough. He got a gold tooth dress and a curl mustache. My dad's the one. And I'm following his footsteps. You know, I was growing it out. I cut it some because it started getting in my food when I eat. It was getting in my food. So I had to trim the ends. But I do want a curl mustache. And I want to get a Jerry curl mustache.

And you want the Jerry Crow. I want the Eazy-E. But I got to cut my hair off and grow it all out. That would actually look great on you, I think. He's bisexual. I know. That was a little... I was like... Dude, if I were to fuck you, I wouldn't compliment you. That's your game. You know what I mean? I'm a way that jersey. I mean, everyone's a little gay though, right? Don't you think?

I just feel if you got a compliment, you should give it. That's all I can say. Hold on. Wait, what do you mean by that? It's a spectrum. It's a spectrum. So everyone's got like a little. Like 1%. 1%. He kissed a guy to save his life. Would you kiss somebody to save their life? Would you give Mitch CPR to save his life? Absolutely. You would? Absolutely. And what if it looked like he maybe wasn't going to die? If Mitch was on the ground, I got him.

That's my boy. When he came to, he put his tongue in your mouth. I hope not. I hope not. Yo, what if Mitch got bit by a snake and the only way to get the venom out was to suck? No. Come on, bro. No, no. But he didn't get bit in like a weird place, like his dick. What?

No. Definitely not? Nah, I'm gonna call him. So you wouldn't save his life? Nah, I'd let my girl do it. That's crazy. That's weirder, y'all. That's weirder. That's weird. So now you're gonna kiss your girl right after she just kissed you? Yeah. She saved my man's life, yeah. Gotta wipe the venom off. By heartbreaking.

save my man's life that's friendship bro topping my man's life yo that's crazy that's great rap is awesome for sure that's great yo would you rather wife a girl with zero bodies or a hundred bodies hundred yep really facts would you rather sex gonna suck with a virgin but don't you think that you could school her up it's gonna be tight it's gonna bleed cool

if it's zero what do you mean if anybody but she could have hit it with the dilly a couple times oh that's true yeah she might have like pleasure herself for a long time but then i don't want no worn out pussy that has zero experience i mean it's loose and you don't know what you're doing damn that's a decent point those are good arguments that's a good point yeah a hundred bodies ain't that bad would you would you over a lifetime if she 27 she had 100 bodies over 27 years

wait well she's not fucking for 27 years what are you doing can you stop this guy fucking doing this guy jesus christ what the fuck is going on let's say she started at 17 10 years 10 years 100 bodies that's not that bad you're making things much worse for drake the more you're talking about these guys fuck what they say online

Okay, okay. Yeah, over 10 years. 100 bodies? 10 a year? You got 100 bodies? No comment, bro. I'm married. My wife's been asking me this question for fucking six years. What are you talking about? That's a yes. Let's go to the side. Over 100 bodies.

Do I have? No. He's married to his wife. That's fucking sick. Y'all got it made. This is what it's about. This looks like a gentleman ass little place. Get some cigars going, some hookah. Keep it in your mouth. Bro, it's hookah. I love Wakeboard. I'm from Orlando. That's where Wakeboard started.

Have you ever wakeboarded? That's such a specific white. That was really good. It's the curls backwards with the glasses. You really know your whites. I used to live next to a professional wakeboardist until I bought his house. Oh, that's fine. What a fucking lie. So you gentrified the wakeboard neighborhood? I brought the... We the first black state like Obama. Really? Where is this? In Atlanta.

You're the first black people there? They gotta be racist, dog. On my street? Yeah. What is it like? What do the whites feel? They brought me cookies once. They show love. What type of cookies? I think they were like sugar cookies. Nice, nice. Respect. I became one of those nice 10...

Oh, yeah. I think if you're white in Atlanta, you know what time it is. Yeah, of course. It's so crazy because Georgia is racist shit. Atlanta is chill. But if you go outside, you still got the KKK. It's a lot. Big cities tend to be very progressive. And then you go outside, like Philly, progressive. Go outside of Philly and Pennsylvania, that shit is Alabama. What do you think about the KKK office? All white, hooded up. I mean, kind of fire. Outside of the racial stuff. I can fuck with it.

It's fashion. It's fashion. It's kind of heat. And they put the horses in them too. I mean, it's a statement. Yo, making your horse racist is great. That's commitment. Yeah, I'm fine with it. Son, if black people started wearing that outfit, how much would that piss off the KKK? Right? They'd be so upset. Right? They'd be pissed. That might be your first clothing line out. We're going to start stepping out all white. Gowns. What do you think about the white party?

Michael Rubin? Yes. I've never went. But the party in general. Do you have interest or thought? No. Yeah, I don't think you would go into it. I'm sure I could have went. I've never tried. You were all red, though. No, I don't want that attention. Hell no. I made...

Oh, really? No. But you went to the Met Gala. I went to the Met Gala because the Met Gala was fashion. This seems like the Met Gala for watches. A party, a celebrity party. I got you. You know? And I went to Met Gala once and I never went again. How was that experience? You didn't like it? So boring. Yeah. Yeah, standing around. Insanely boring. You just, they terrible, they serve you food that sucks. I was starving. There was no pizza, fried chicken. Yeah, no mac and cheese. Like fucking, fucking, they had like a...

Caviar type shit there. Close. I don't really do celebrity shit. I'm a normal ass nigga. I like that. I'm going to go on to Murberry Street.

Where I met you at. I'll be posted there. I'm going right back to the... Yo, you gotta go wakeboarding, bro. I'm not doing that. Come on. What about rock climbing? I'll control rock climb inside of a place. That's fair. But getting out there on a rock, that's too much. That's how you die. What about shark diving? Absolutely not.

I wouldn't dolphin, though. I'm not a good swimmer. Well, dolphins are more dangerous. I can swim, but I'm not like... You know how like... Say like you see a bear, like you're supposed to like be controlled. You're not supposed to freak out. I'd freak out. But you're supposed to like...

Stop. Get big. No, you crawl up. No, you yell at the bear. I think it depends on the kind of bear. They say brown bears you absolutely must run. Black bears... You're not going to run them. You can't? The black bears are the fastest bears. They usually don't make the air felt. They have an extra muscle. Really? Yeah, yeah.

They run fasted in people. They're responsible for 50% of the crime despite being 12% of the population. That's not true. He's just talking about the black man. Wait, what? What about the bears? The bears in Atlanta. What about those?

Oh, I think that's in Georgia. I live in a city area. We're talking about the bears in Atlanta. I don't get it. Oh, do you know terms for men that gay guys use? That was bearded.

No, no, no. That's when you're... Secretly gay. Secretly gay. When you're a big fat gay, you're a bear. Oh, like Saucy Santana. Yes. Okay. I don't even know if he's fat enough. I fuck with Saucy Santana. Nah, Saucy's dope. I put Rogan onto Saucy Santana. What do you say to academics? I'm going to beat the shit out of you and fuck you. That's one of the greatest disses of all time. That's real shit. I'm fighting for my life. Saucy Santana's a gangster.

Yeah. Have you met Saucy? Absolutely. And Cool People's or what? Hell yeah. That's fire. I'm a Saucy fan. Yeah. Me too, bro. Yeah. Shout out to all the gays. Not all of them.

Shout out to older gays. I feel like there's some gays that are assholes too. Which gays are we not shouting out? I've never met an asshole gay. Jeffrey Dahmer, I think, was gay. Jeffrey Dahmer was gay. Jeffrey Dahmer was gay? Yeah. Most of his victims were black, I think. He wasn't closet. He was smoking out platitudes. Yes. In Milwaukee, and they're hard to find. That's true. So he had a tight. Is this true stuff? Yeah. But then he was killing them, so that's like hate crime. Well, yeah, it was a hate crime for sure. He's not...

But I think that there are asshole gay guys, just like there are asshole straight people. I've never met one. Some people think Hitler was gay. All the gay people I meet are extremely nice.

Yeah. I've never met a grumpy gay. That's true. That's a good point. Pretty chipper. Yeah. Yeah. What y'all talking about? Yeah. A mean gay? Snark is like the gay thing. That's not mean. That's sassy. That's sassy. No, but that's kind of funny. They're funny. Yeah, it's funny. But I think that if- But the short-haired lesbians, they'd be grumpy. Lesbians do need to cheer up a little bit. The ones that are a little thick or whatever, you know what I'm saying. They'd be grumpy. Yeah.

Like Jojo Siwa. I think... Yeah, lesbians are... But that's not gay. That's lesbian. I fuck with lesbians. I fuck with the sexy lesbians. Have you ever been with a lesbian? No. Who don't I like? You keep fucking with everybody. Who don't I like? I love everyone. He's a prophet of peace, bro. That's what it is. Yachty, before we finish this...

Oh, I have a question while you think of yours. Okay. What's your ultimate aspirations? Your dream career? I want to start a movie. Oh. Yeah. I mean, I'm starting a movie. I want to start on like a red carpet, like an official thing. Yeah.

Wait, what was the movie? How High 2. Yeah, it was How High 2. With DC. Yep. And I did Teen Titans 2. But I'd love to be in like a red carpet, like $100 million, like film, big boy status. Would you do the rapper thing where they suddenly start going by their government name or would you keep it all yaddy? Yeah, I'd do the rapper thing, the T.I. thing. Okay. Ice-T thing. What's a role that you wish you did? You can pick any role in history and you'd be like, yo, I'm him. A gangster. Okay.

which one oh like a role yeah like a movie you saw you're like i want to be coach carter

I want to be the coach, bro. I didn't just say that. He hasn't seen movies. He wasn't allowed to watch movies as a kid. Proud Finley? O-Dog, man. It's his society. O-Dog is a fucking good choice, dog. What about fucking... Man on fire. What's that? Denzel. Bro, are you kidding me?

And I got shit for not knowing Coach Carter. You haven't seen Man on Fire? Knowing, what's it all about? He's like a washed up, what was like ex-CIA or something like that guy. He can only get one because he's an alcoholic. He can get only one security job and then he's protecting this little white girl in Mexico City.

And there's an organized kidnap of that white girl. And then he got to go get her back. I need to watch it. Oh, it is. It's incredible. I'm like, Denzel's like the goat to me. So I think maybe I, maybe I overate everything. No, it's a fucking fire. It is.

I'm going to go watch it. It's a slow build, but then we just walk in. Have you seen Shawshank? Yeah. Armageddon. I've not seen Armageddon. You haven't seen Armageddon, bro? The Rock. With The Rock? No, with Sean Connery. I've seen The Game. The Game is fire. The Game is sick. What's the best movie ever? I haven't seen The Godfather. It's the best movie ever. Interstellar.

That's a good pick. That was what I was going to suggest. That's my favorite director. I was going to say, you need to be in a Nolan film. I would love to start my movie with a bank robbery. That's what he does. He starts his movie with a bank robbery. He did Dark Side. He did the movie with

It's Batman, I think. But he also did the one with, what's the name's son? Denzel's son? Tenet. Oh, Tenet. That started with a robbery. Oh, that's far. At the orchestra. The opening scene of The Dark Knight is actually so fucking good. Oh, it's incredible. It's one of the greatest. The bank robbery? Yeah. It's just incredible. Best five minutes I think I've ever seen to open a movie. The Tenet has the same similar starting when they robbed the orchestra. Well, just the idea of everybody being like, yo, you kill this guy and we get the money, and then the last guy. It was just like, fuck, wow. They just eliminated themselves. Yeah. Guys, um...

Miles McCollum, Lil Yachty. The man. The myth. The legend. Thank you so much for being here, bro. Thank y'all for having me. We really appreciate you.