Diddy vs Cassie Lawsuit, Josh Giddey Allegations, & Napoleon Movie Review
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What's up everybody and welcome to Flake and we're back. Okay? Listen, we went to Australia and Diddy was a pillar of the community. He had just given his masters back to all of his artists. I mean, he was in a beautiful, loving relationship. Alex Starry is starting to sweat and adjust his seat. He doesn't know how to handle this topic. We come back from Australia, Al. Yeah.

Something has gone amok. It is amok. What is that? It's amok. Now, this is all allegedly. This is all allegedly. This is 100% alleged. Okay? I'm just saying. Al, can you fill us in? No, no. So what happened with Diddy and Cassie? According to the New York Times, Diddy was out here bullshitting up a lot of people. What?

F***ing up the community. I know we're not using the grape word. Yeah, I know. I know we're not using the grape word. It's not funny. You know what I mean? How you laugh? Stop, stop, stop. With all due respect. Stop, stop. What did I say? That's a humorous thing. These are facts reported by the New York Times. With all due respect, bro. With all due respect. Let's just be serious right now and have a serious conversation because...

This is an innocent man. It's innocent until proven guilty. Why are you so nervous, bro? Alex wore a camo for this reason, bro. He's like, no one's going to see me. No one's going to see me. What do you think? Just because you dress like Kid Cudi, you're going to get your car blown up? Is that another allegation that's being thrown at the ditster? Yeah, it is. It is being thrown at the ditster with all due respect. Al, he's not going to shave the side of your head. Why are you so nervous over there? Everything's going to be fine.

Everything's gonna be fine. Maybe you should do- I'm glad Cassie got justice. There we go. I'm glad she got justice. She didn't get justice. She got money, bro. That's justice.

Talk to us. Speak on that. Hair looks fucking good. Thank you. You look fucking good. You don't glow it up, bro. I ain't gonna lie. You know, I'm trying to get Diddy. Yo, you think this was Diddy pretended to be gay so we wouldn't know about this? Like, son, for all those years, the gay rumor was hovering, so we never had the grape rumor. Yep. Oh.

All we heard about was the gay rumor and gay is like root beer. Once you throw gay on it, we can't think of anything else. We can't taste anything else. So he was all gay. Now this gets thrown out. Obviously the streets respect a little more.

They respect the weight of the allegations and they handle it with care and sincerity. That's what he means. What do I mean? That's all he means. The streets respect that this is a heavier allegation. I thought the streets was like, yo, dirty butt. We ain't.

We ain't going nowhere. We ain't going nowhere. I think it's you ain't going nowhere. Yo, it was a royal we. We fucked up on that. Yeah. Now we got to look back at all the songs. Because you bad boy for life. That's it for fuck. Yeah. Okay. Now you're a notorious Cudi hater. Me? Yes. Yes.

I hate Kid Cudi. I love Kid Cudi. You're the president of the hater club. Don't forget this. Doesn't he do that? When they ask Kid Cudi for a comment, like, did he blow up your car? That's what he did. That's how he communicates. Yeah, exactly. All hums. Yeah, he does. Are you glad he blew up his car? Be honest. First of all. I didn't know he was a Kid Cudi hater.

We're gonna forget this which which song kick push which song is fire push coasts. Yeah, we go. Yeah We go Kick push coast and away we go just a song to lonely souls

Come on, man. It's a good song. Keep going. I don't know the words. I don't know the words. Push, kick, push, coast. And away we go. As a banger. Two lonely souls and we do the big. See, that's what I mean, bro. He's being sarcastic. I do know that's Lupe Fiasco, right? You didn't know that? I was.

I was waiting. I was waiting for the turn. Wait a minute. He really don't know. Yo. As-salamu alaykum, Lupe. Lupe. As-salamu alaykum, Lupe. Kid Cudi is, if you are what they say you are, you're a superstar. Come on, bud. That's also a Lupe fiasco. You fucking phony.

You don't know people, too. You don't know people as well. No, he's like, he's depressed in his room, right? That's his shit. Kid Cudi? Kid Cudi's day and night. I'm on the pursuit of happiness. That shit goes hard. That's T.B. Oki, I thought.

No. He's the guy that when he's performing- Steve Aoki's Neptunes. Okay, yeah, you're right. Wait a minute. What's going on now? Steve Aoki throws the cake at people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a talented DJ, and his father started Benny Harness. Mm-hmm.

Kid Cudi is the rapper that when he performs, there's a gravitational pull to objects towards his head. See? Oh, yeah, both got that in common. You have water bottles thrown at you. When did I have a water bottle thrown at me? Way back in the day at Edge and Root. That was a beer bottle. No, it was a water bottle. I threw a water bottle at your face. Oh, that was not on stage.

Yeah, I know. That's just my friend being an asshole. You had a candle thrown at you. Exactly. You really wanted us to remember that moment. You had a candle thrown at you by another comment. We were talking about a way different moment. And then you wanted to distract with your shitty throwing ability. No, it wasn't good. You didn't hit me? I did, I did. No.

I did no no I did no I did we can we got the tape I think we should go back right back. We got a date right back right back. Whatever I said, I still believe it At least I wasn't just singing one of my hits Okay, this was this is what I ain't do the white boy humor yet and suck my dick still meant something Suck my dick does mean something

Right? Especially when Sean Puffy Combs says it. Okay? Allegedly. Yo, y'all gonna get it. What do you think is gonna happen? Nah, nothing. Absolutely nothing. You seem... Nah, nothing's gonna happen. You don't think anything's gonna happen? You seem a little frightened. You seem a little concerned. Nah, I just think he's gonna try to make an example out of someone and sue him for defamation.

We're just saying things that are in the New York Times article is pretty in depth. No, I know, but it's like- He's been defamed. Yeah. Yeah, but if you say, because now- We're saying this is all alleged. Yeah, as long as you say alleged, then we good. All right, can we go through these allegations and understand these are just allegations, did he's an innocent man? Matter of fact, some might say the fact that she was only going for money and not actual justice, justice.

Some might say that the motivation was not justice at all. Some might say that she was maybe realizing that she had come to the end of her earning potential as an artist or entertainer and was looking for one last buck. Some might say that, Al. But why isn't money justice?

Ooh, interesting point. Good counterpoint, to be honest with you. That's a great fucking counterpoint. That shit needed a beat drop, bro. That shit needed a beat drop. Hey, Doug, Doug, wow. Manny Fresh need to hit that up. Yo, that was crazy right there. Why isn't it justice? Low key. It is.

Low key. You did something bad to me and I'm suing you and now I got- I think it's justice maybe for you, but what about the other people out there that could be enduring those crimes that you're accusing the gentleman of? Again, this is an allegation. But now she put everybody on, like she made it up. But once she takes the money, we go, nah, she just wanted the money. Some people will, but also potentially women can be like, this is what this guy's accused of. Let me at least steer clear.

You see what I'm saying? And there's other victims who can come forward. And I think also it's really hard to prove guilt in a criminal case, especially this far after the fact. Like there's no DNA evidence. You probably couldn't go. That's a good ass point. When this guy's having your MRI results of your MRI sent to him first before you get to see them, how do I trust that if I go try to get a

Kid, first of all, I'll even get to go with this guy. Hold on, hold on, you're being a little too serious. You're just getting a little too serious about this. We gotta keep it silly now. Can't go too far. Can't go too far. Bring it back now. There's one thing we've learned is you can't go too far. You can't go too far into the series. We gotta keep this light, you know? Take that, take that. Take that, take that. That's crazy. The signs were there.

Man, the signs were there, bro. Los Angeles, you beautiful Botox pedophiles. It's been over two years since I last did a show out here, and the city has changed, hasn't it? The housing crisis has been completely solved. Studio apartments are popping up everywhere. Never has it been safer to be a tube of toothpaste. And the 10 freeway. There is less traffic on the 10 than the opening weekend of a female Marvel movie.

And because of those accomplishments, I'm coming back. And we're gonna do it at the most iconic HIV memorial in the world.

The LA Forum. I'll see you there. It's showtime, baby. Hey! What are you doing here, mother bitch? Get the fuck out of my house! Baby, you need to take your Ozempic. Oh my God, is that a robber? No, no, don't worry. Go and watch your Cocomelon videos or something. Listen, motherfucker, I call the cops, but the CD has no left moment. I will kill you, mother bitch. Get the fuck out. I call all my gangsters. And the Oscar goes to Dove Mammon. Wow. Dove Mammon. Fantastic.

So good. Amazing performance. I was so impressed. Amazing. Once he got to the gangsters, he got momentum. He started really getting into it. He went out and got the wig. Oh, the girl. No, no, no. He went out and got the wig and the glasses and everything like that. I asked him. We were there. We're like, okay, who do we get to do this? And we're like, who do we know that can play like a sleazy 40-year-old man that would have a very young girlfriend? And...

Yeah. He's like, I don't know. I'm going to play the role. Dub in his true form. Exactly. He was, he wasn't acting. Dub is a Persian billionaire. He really is. He really is. No, but he absolutely killed that. And, uh, you know, uh, if you're watching this on Tuesday, uh, the pre-sale is today. It's just 24 hours. So just get there, get there early while their tickets there. Uh,

LA, we love y'all, man. Can't wait to hear that show. That's going to be some crazy stuff. The forum is the shit. And one more time, shout out to the fucking legend. Killed it. Proud of you, Dove. Yeah, you're the man, Dove. I think he might need to be a staple. Yeah, he was great, dude. He was great. Dove just can't let you have anything. You know what I mean? You saw the forum and Dove's like, he's the star. Let me just scoop in. He's the star. I might have to ask him if he would dress up as that character.

for the show. He has to come on stage. You gotta. Must. You gotta. You gotta. Anyway, thank y'all so much, man. Go grab that right now.

We have tour dates. Portland, we added a show. Hurry up and buy those tickets before they sell out. You fucking cucks. You have nothing better to do. Don't come in with milkshakes. Come in ready to laugh. Also, UK, I'm coming. Glasgow, London, Manchester, London, we added a show. Glasgow, I think those tickets are finally starting to sell. Maybe because I'm saying the city name correctly. Glasgow.

Manchester, those tickets will sell out. Also, I don't know if I've announced this yet. No, I have. No, January 6th, 8th, and 9th, I'm going to be in Oslo, Amsterdam, and Eindhoven. So go there. And then January 18th through the 20th, I'm going to be in D.C. at the D.C. Improv. More dates are on my website, alcochestating.com. Hurry up and buy those tickets. Let's get back to the show. You know who we got to get? We got to get on the pod to hear their side of this. I think we need Mace.

I think we need Mace. I think we might need Cam and Mace low key. That's a great idea. Mace, he might have been around it. He might have known. And 50 Cent. That's what drove him to the church. He had to. Yo. He had to. Yo. Bruh. Clean his soul, bro. He had to clean his soul. I'm just saying it's possible. Why am I crazy? You're funny. We got to talk to Pastor Mason, bro. Yeah. We got to get to the bottom of this, bro. That's what Diddy was doing. Yo. Yo.

Oh, gosh, you're low-key? Allegedly. You said keep it silly. I kept it silly. What do you want from me talking out of both sides of your mouth? Isn't that how you talk? How does one talk? What do you mean? Out of both sides. How do you do that? You're sounding like Cassie on a Sunday evening.

With a freak off. Y'all never had a freak off? What was the freak off again? Yo, the freak off is crazy. He was just beat off to like professional porn stars having sex to Cassie allegedly. Allegedly a black cuck, which is like super embarrassing. Come on, dude. That's the cuckiest cuck. Were the other guys black allegedly? I don't know. Race wasn't mentioned in the allegations. I think that changes it. Yeah, but what if they were white? That's tough. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that.

Fifth is loving this. His Instagram is so good. Fifth is loving this. Diddy is paying, which is, it kind of makes you feel like maybe not all of the allegations are true, but enough are true.

where this is easier to sweep under the rug. But the problem with paying is other people start to look back at their history with you and they go, you know what? Maybe I was a little bit more drunk than I should have been when we had sex or we did a freak off. - My friend did a music video. He was a PA.

a good friend of mine and he did a Diddy video. This is 2007 or something. And he said, Diddy had his people listening on the intercom to see if anybody on the crew was saying negative things about him. And then also he was like so paranoid, he would buy his own bag of ice for his drinks

And I was like, that's crazy. Maybe because you're so rich. And then he at the time was the video was such a nightmare. He was kind of jaded. But he was like, I think also that speaks to you've done enough bad things to people that you're very paranoid. And you're like, I don't even trust anybody. I might need my own ice fresh out the bag. I don't want my drink touching anybody. This is mine. He's a paranoid guy. And I think there might be a reason. And there might be a lot of people that are comic. Yeah.

Oscar Pistorius is free. What? Yo, that's also true. Yo, these are true things. Come on. Hey, Al. Can we not talk about our African brothers? Two African men being accused, bro. Two African... What?

I don't even say the R in that word. That was good. But for real, this is... Take this picture off. Why? He got nicer legs than you? He too got nicer legs than I do. That's a great shot. I mean, Diddy's always been a good dancer. He's been a good, fun dancer.

I don't know why. No, he's been a good fun dancer. His ability to dance, especially around Halloween when he was dressed as the clown or whatever. He was always a good fun dancer. They are good dancers. Who's they? Not black people. Allegedly? Homosexuals and homosexual black people, I would assume. Whoa. Allegedly. Now you're putting gay on them.

This is confusing now. Yeah, that's the last thing you said about Which street specifically named streets for us tough flatbush Whose side are we on the truth?

Justice aside. Yes. Love you, dog. Love you, buddy. Miss you, dog. Miss you. Fucking miss you. Not Al. Fucking jerk. You're apologizing for all these things? Loving Kid Cudi?

You know what I mean? What car exploded? What car? What was the car? Yeah, that's a good question. That is a good question. Let's find out what car it was. Why do you need to know? Nah, nah. That makes a difference. It was a shit car. It's like, he did you a favor. Also, he's a sad guy. Like, don't, you know what I mean? Like, he would off himself in that way.

And make a big spectacle out of it. Don't you think? No, he's Kid Cudi. He was doing it in silence. You know what I mean? By himself. Is that what that comes from? Like he was a cutter? I think so. I've heard of him. Miles, don't do that sex check. I think his name is randomly right. Bet money I'm right about this. Hold on, hold on. That's a reference to that. I bet money I'm randomly right. You'd be a real disrespectful to Kid Cudi right now if he wasn't a cutter. His last name is Miss Cudi.

Scott Miscutty. You are such an idiot. Kick, push, coast, bitch. I still believe what I said. I still stand on what I said. Scott Miscutty, bro.

Miss Cuddy? Miss Cuddy, it's an Ethiopian name. It's a very proud Ethiopian name. He's right, M-E-S-C-U. You are such an idiot. Is he? You really thought he said, I caught myself on Kid Cudi. That don't make sense. No. How does that not make sense from Kid Cudi? Sad ass music. Yo, that is crazy. I thought he was dead circumcision. I thought he was a mohel. And I think he went to Jewish school, right? I think he went to Jewish school in Ohio.

I'm pretty sure. That's lots of fact check here. I'm almost positive. I know a lot more about Kid Cudi than you do. Maybe not you. You don't even know his songs, bro. Day and night. The lonely soldiers want to sleep in your bed. Give me one other one. That's it. I've been working a slave ship. Nope. That's Kanye. I wish I could find me a spaceship and fly.

To Palestine. Whoa! What did I say? We're trying to be apolitical. Okay. Are you? Are you trying to be apolitical? Accept it on group chat. Okay? We're trying to be apolitical. 400 messages. Holy shit. Okay, I need to give y'all something to, you know, enjoy on the plane. No, nobody read that. Nobody read that. I know two people that did. Okay.

I know two people that read every single fucking text. We got him! We got him! He's back! Starboys for life! Oh, my God. All right, but seriously, Oscar Pistorius. Don't cough. Oscar Pistorius. You can cough. You can cough. It's a problem. It's a problem. You can cough. Okay. How? How? How?

You got the

You can tell you missus about 400 messages. Yeah, just in the bathroom. I just know it I just know he was on the toilet for an hour Concerned right, but like it wasn't like Andrew get out of the bathroom. It was and

She thought I Elvis, bro. No. She thought I Elvis expired on the toilet. Oh, damn. Anyway. And what'd you tell her? Did you say you were just, you know? I said, leave me be, lady. Can I not solve this? Can I not solve this conflict? What did she think you were talking about? She doesn't know you're on your phone. She thought I was on Zillow, Mark. Okay. Little did she know, I was moving back and forth between that and a conversation with a spirited comrade. Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Have you been on Zillow? Have you been Zillow? Fuck you, dude. Have you been? Fuck you. I'm just asking, dude. Fuck you for that. Have you been Zillow? Fuck you for that. I'm just curious. That was fucking rude. Wait, why? You know that I was suffering at that luxury resort in Mexico. You didn't ask once. I checked in. I sent you a Zillow. Why were you suffering?

Ain't nothing more boring than sitting on a goddamn fucking seat, laid the back with your wife, reading a fucking book, and you're too lazy to go get the goddamn book and start it. So you're just scrolling up and down fucking Instagram, staring at beautiful paradise, being miserable. Oh, man.

I would like to enjoy it out. Yeah, okay, okay My brain doesn't work that way I need constant stimulus for this thing So the idea that I'm just sitting in this incredibly enjoyable place and everybody else seems to be having a great time. Yeah They're relaxing. They're having the time of their lives and I'm just sitting there absolutely going fucking crazy and trying to hold it all together and I can't bitch about it because then I get the very normal reaction that you just gave me yeah, I

But that is my worst nightmare. Just jump in the water? I tried that. That's your worst nightmare? That is my worst nightmare. It was peak misery. I found a place to play paddle 30 minutes away, and I would take an Uber every single morning out there and back. Yeah. Because I was so absolutely bored out of my fucking mind. Where were you in Mexico? That is crazy. Los Cabos. Cabos. Crazy. There's things to do in Cabo. Are there? No.

Yes, sir. No. It is about relaxation. Nice restaurants. Restaurants? Yeah. I mean, ATVs and horses takes one day. Yeah. There's no...

It's a hotel zone. It was, listen, it's the beautiful. People should go there and they should enjoy it if you can do that. I know this about myself now. Have a yacht day? I can't, I can't. The yacht day, maybe that could work. But a yacht day with two people. You can't do a yacht with two people. You're having a conversation. The captain's right there. So you can't talk about anything real. Mm-hmm.

- God, your wife is an angel. You sound so exhausting. Emma, you're an angel? - Yes, I know. - This man sounds exhausting?

As much as y'all hate me, that's how much I hated me. When I couldn't just enjoy this beautiful, every morning I'd look at the sunrise, I'd be like, mad. What would you rather do, though? What is like a dream vacation? Oh, just somebody like tell me a point that I disagree with and just argue it for fucking six hours a day in between paddle. You know what I mean? Just, yeah, tell me something that can't be proven. Yeah.

You should have gone on a history tour. No, he spent an entire- Oh, I love that. But then disputed it with him. My favorite. Every point he brings up. My favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just arguing with the tour guy in front of everyone. I remember he spent an entire vacation figuring out, do you remember that podcast Serial with Ednaan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He spent an entire week on vacation. I printed out the map of the city.

Son. He had the board that you see in movies with the fucking strings. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember this. It was unbelievable. Son. Greatest vacation I ever had with that ex. The greatest vacation I've ever had with that ex. Oh, wow. And that's how I kept, I was in literally a basement. There was a basement dwelling, no windows, nothing. Printed out the map.

put it up on the wall, started connecting the dots from the cell tower, solved the whole fucking thing. You really have issues. How do we harness this energy? I feel like it's wasted. He's harnessing it. No, we could put it into solving nuclear energy or some shit, right? I solved that. How about arena shows? Yeah, exactly. But I'm saying humanity. I feel like we could get to Mars or something. You have to figure out how to relax. That's what you need to figure out. I'm going to do that when I retire.

No, you're not. No, you're not. That's going to be my second life. We'll be learning how to just sit down, enjoy, and do nothing. Okay. Yeah. What are you going to do in the meantime while you have this wife? Try not to commit suicide on a beautiful beach in a luxury resort. It would be the funniest. Oh, my God. Just fucking freebasing sugar. It makes me feel anything. Yeah.

I know this is annoying and I know I'm the asshole. I just want to point that out. I wish that I could just exist on that, what is that, layback chair? What are they called? A lounge. Lounge chair. See, he doesn't even know the word. He doesn't even know lounging. Lounging doesn't even exist. What is a lounge? This guy's fucking, let's go. A lounge is where Doug, Doug. Sorry, man. I can't even say the joke.

Anyway, so I know I'm the asshole here. I'm aware of that. I just want to point that out. You are the asshole. And I wish I was capable of doing that. Relaxing. You know, walking. That's why when we go on like a vacation, there's like a historical component or like a guide or like go around and do things. I got to keep the brain fucking active. Or I, who cares?

Who cares? I wanna hear this. Or I have to literally like

work out or do some exercise. So my brain is, I'm a dog. - You're a dog. - I'm a dog. - Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You're a Labrador retriever, a lot of energy, like a husky. - Husky. - Mush. - Mush, I need a mush. - Remember that vacation where I was surfing? - Yeah. - That was great. - That was the best. - That was great. - And yeah, we didn't do anything for the rest of the day. - But that's the best 'cause you do it, and this is what you need. You need morning activities so your brain-- - What do you fucking need? - Long walks. Food, obviously. In the past year.

You saw her happy in the past. You give me dessert, I'm thrilled to death. That's all I need. No, I get that. I get that. My nightmare is your dream vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the service in this place was outstanding. Oh, good service? I'm out of here, dude. I love it. These guys wouldn't walk.

Right would run Mexicans do oh my god. Can I tell you something unbelievable Mexican serve in Mexico even it's not just here the greatest They might be the greatest people in here. Oh, man. I genuinely fucking we went to Mexico food architecture and culture people women Tell the novellas they got it What did you interpret? Yeah, that seems like a negative that seems like pejorative. No, I

What does it mean? If you see a girl walk down the street- The weather girls, come on. Yeah, weather girls. Take out, take out. No, no, no, we're on the same side. So why'd you say, nah? Yeah, that sounded like you were saying they were mid, not too much to be- Girl walks down the street and you go, guys, nah. Yeah, it sounded like you were saying there was a bunch of miles there. No, no, no, no, no, no. As a culture, architecture- Fire. The only other ancient architecture that you can put up against it

- Is really Egypt. - Egypt. - They're washing Rome, washing Greece.

Well, they're much more ancient. A little pantheon or whatever. A little pantheon. Yeah, a pantheon is cool. Coliseum is sick. You haven't been to the pantheon. Yo, I... Say what? You haven't been. Or the Parthenon. Which one is the one in Greece? Okay, hold on. He's spitting on his penis. I thought you were going to warm me up. Come on, Diddy. Chill, bro. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Okay, my point is... Mexicans are great. Goat culture. Like, I don't think that we...

are grateful enough that right next door, the greatest people that have ever existed. There is no better country to have an immigration crisis with. The idea that it's called, it enrages me. We could have boat fulls of-

Keep it all in but bleep it, okay But yeah, but we have the great it's just you forget other countries don't have you go to Australia go to Ireland forget until you go there Mm-hmm. You forget until you fucking go there Australia doesn't have enough Mexicans. Yeah, we got a thing to Santa's for shipping them up here. I

They put them on the bus and just drop them right up to the Mexican food's about to get so much better in New York. I can't wait. I don't think it's Mexicans that are there shipping. They're giving us the off Mexicans. The off brand? Like El Salvadorians? Puerto Ricans? Nah, like the Venezuelans. The off Mexicans. Venezuela is solid though. All I'm saying is shout out to them. I mean, it was just fucking, I was like, the guy asked me, he's like, by the way, is this tip in pesos or dollars? And I looked at him and I said, you know what?

It's dollars today. It wasn't. It wasn't at all. He 20X'd his fucking tip. Yeah. Wow. But the fact that he fucking ran to get, it was just. What did he run to get? What do you got? You really want to know? Yeah, I do want to know. Fruit plate. Oh, God. Best fruit. Best fruit. Good fruit. Mango. Amazing fruit. Mango. Mango's on 10. Get to the fun stuff. You know what I mean?

iced coffee and an actual iced coffee. See Mexians are intelligent people, they understand how to make an iced coffee. Unfortunately Europeans, and listen, this is with all due respect, you're too fucking dumb in your heads to wrap it around the idea that if you have cold ice and you put hot liquid in it,

Then the ice goes away. Do you know these? Can you explain how you ordered coffee while we were at the restaurant? I had enough. I had enough. Like this. Like that. Chill, chill, chill. Chill, chill, chill, bro. Got me feeling like Cassie out here, dog.

Bro, I'm telling you. They can't make iced coffee. In Australia, we went. I asked for one. You can tell it. He'd literally just go to the lady and be like, you guys have iced coffee? They'd be like, yep, we do. And he goes, okay, let me ask you this. Well, first time, I don't say that. I take their word for it. Right? Because I ask you a question. Do you have iced coffee? So I think what I'm going to get is iced coffee. And what do they serve you? A lukewarm mud. I had to pull Akash's cock out of it once.

- Made the coffee taste better though. You wanted cream. - It did though, it did. - You wanted cream. - Little creamer, dude. - Okay. - And then literally he's going through like how to make coffee. He's like, okay, when you guys are making it, first off, who makes it? And they're like, well, our barista. He goes, okay, bring them out here. Barista comes out. He's like, okay, when you're making iced coffee, are you making coffee and then chilling it and then putting it into ice? Or are you making hot coffee and pouring hot coffee into ice? Explain that.

And then they would explain what it was. And then depending on the answer, he would just go- We just take the whole coffee, we put it over the ice. Okay, I'll have more. And then I go, well, what happens to the ice then? Well, it melts. Well, what is it now? Is that an ice cough? No, it's not. It's a water down cough. Am I wrong to be upset about that? Yes, it's first world problems and shut up. But am I wrong to be upset about that or no?

Why are we the only culture that can wrap our heads around it? Us and who? Mexicans. The greatest. Thanks. Mexicans the greatest.

And the best cooks. They take all the world's food and then they make it as good. You walk into any restaurant as a Mexican cook, you don't even question it. That's true. You walk into a Japanese restaurant, they got a Mexican dressed up like a fucking Japanese guy. You don't question it. Make him sushi. Make him whatever. You don't question it. Anywhere else you'd be a little concerned. Let's just call it what it is. You walk into a sushi restaurant, you see a black dude with dreads.

You eating that sushi? I'm curious, actually. I'm a little curious. That could go either way. Talk to me. Maybe like jerk sushi or some shit like that actually might be fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might hit. Or you start going. This is an anime black. It might be an anime black. It could be. Anime black is interesting. Yeah. You know what? That's interesting. Black is the wrong example because it's so far from.

Sushi that he might have had this obsession with sushi and then perfected the craft to do it So I hear what you're saying. It was an anime black. We're good. Yeah, he's a samurai. He's just making sushi for fun. Alex Media Black, 90s Al Black. Black dude wearing Timbs missing one of his back teeth. Nah, I'm out of there. That's tough. I'm making sushi. You can't.

Can't do it. Yeah, you can't. That's tough. I assume sushi chefs went to a lot of training. They had to really learn. If you're Mexican, I'm like, they don't need training. You figured it out. They don't need it. They're born with training. It's just animal. There's no hint of yellow. It's bad sushi. Can I ask you a question? Anytime you've hired someone of Mexican background for any job, have you asked for a qualification? Never. No. And did you know it would be done well? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They're the only people. They're the best people. You don't need to know if they're qualified for the job to pay them to do it. They're always qualified. They'll figure it out. Figure it out. Iced coffee. On a sprint. 40 meter dash. Run a 6'5 to get you coffee. Not a...

Centiliter spilled Milliliters gotta be sent to leaders Welcome all my like sister all my life. Yeah, I kill a leader. That's a thing. No. Oh, that's true. Why not? That's true It's just a leader distance. All right. I don't think you could do that. Are there sent to leaders miles? Yeah, they're both course They're sent a leader CL, bro

Yeah, it is. Okay. Anyway. None of us built. They're the best. I don't know where we're going, what we're talking about. Australia. Oh, yeah. Mark, how was Australia? You loved it. You had the best time. He asked you and you told him what he thought of it. I said Andrew. Mark, how the fuck was it? Yeah. Fucking? Here we go. Let's say a couple things with Australia. A couple things with Australia. One,

serious answer. And I don't want us to be serious that much on the pod, but like coolest thing ever going to another country and doing arenas, like just fucking so surreal. Um,

Awesome where the Australian Open is is crazy, bro. It was just insane these venues like it was just fucking unbelievable So that was really awesome and the support out there was incredible. Yeah a lot of people Yeah, it was just like it was so fucking cool. So you didn't even realize how big it was There were certain places we walked in. He looks at me. He's like paper tune on arena. Yeah, I did How did you not know?

I didn't even... Yeah. We shouldn't have played paddle for three hours before this show. Yeah. I mean, we played paddle in every fucking city that had a paddle court. But it was just so awesome. Thank you guys so much for coming out. And those shows are just amazing. And...

And now. Yeah, stop being serious. Yeah, no more serious. They fucking love Coke out there. I've never been offered Coke more than when we were in Australia. And I've gone to Burning Man four times. Yeah. The amount of Coke offered would, I would say, 10x what has happened to me at Burning Man. Wow. Whoa. The Coke cocaine is. Where are they getting it from?

I don't know, but that shit is expensive. Probably Mexican's ass. Mexican's probably make the best coke. Yeah, probably the best. I bet you they do make the best coke. Do they not know about fentanyl in Australia? Like, how are they so brave? Does no one die of fentanyl? Maybe it hasn't hit there yet. Yeah, it hasn't hit there. If they're buying shitty coke, then they don't care. They don't give. They acknowledge that it's shitty right off the top. They're just like, yeah, it's like 20% pure, 30% or something like that. But they love coke. And they love boring questions.

That's their favorite thing get as coked up as possible and ask you the most mundane shit you've ever heard in your life Like what so you like food? Like that's a normal question yeah, okay out of their fucking mind yeah And then you answer it and then you answer it and then another one You probably do more coke of it shitty though

I mean, just keep doing it. Who cares? The high goes quickly. He's like, yeah, 20%. I'm not going to overdose. It's too shitty. I just keep doing it. Maybe shitty coke is the way to go. There's pure coke. It's a problem, dude. You think? I think you need shitty coke. You just keep doing it. No risk of ODing. It's probably cheaper. We're just going. What about the other shit that's in it? That's kind of the- Caffeine kills and shit. Yeah, what's wrong with that? You might OD on some of the other shit. Jesse Spanos did those and stayed by the bell. She was mostly okay. Yeah. Creatine they put in there.

That's also great. Yeah, Mark did that. Fentanyl, that's what people die from. Yeah, but not in Australia, apparently. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. But yeah, no, it was fire just to go out there to an arena. You just always think about that, at least in the beginning of your career. One day I'm going to do arenas. And then we're in another country doing arenas. Yeah, it was crazy. And you're just like, wow. There's statues of basketball players outside. It's crazy.

crazy. Yeah, shit. Like, I didn't even know they played basketball in fucking Australia. Yeah. Like... It was cool to be in a country of, like, real athletes. You know what I mean? Like, the cricket champions were there. Dude, that was one of my... the best parts about Australia. I hated... I thought of you guys and I hated you guys. It made me so happy. Yeah.

I hated you guys so much. So now that you were in India, just watching your team get fucking mollywhopped. They got fucked, dude. They got, not fucked, like they got screwed by the refs. They played terribly. They lost a couple unlucky breaks. It was the worst. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. How do you lose at your own sport? It's not their sport. We didn't make it up to English sport. Really? Yeah. I have to say running that shit. Sorry, dude. Kid Cudi named himself because he cuts himself. You know what I mean? Like sometimes you think you know things and you don't know things. You know what I mean? Australians are the best. They are the best. They're like the dynasty team. Six-time champions. Nobody's won it six times. Oh, wow. It's pretty unbelievable.

They are the Lakers. They're the Celtics. They're that. That's

That's part of, I think, why we folded. And India is known as like the choke team. And we did choke. Also, by the way, shouts to prize picks. I was doing the World Cup of Cricket prize picks while I was there. And for this week's NFL games, I'm going more all the way to sing locks. Okay. Which may or may not be locks. Use your best judgment, quite frankly. Okay. I got Brandon Cooks getting more than 40 and a half receiving yards for Dallas. He got that. Jalen Hurts getting more than 36 and a half rushing yards. Oh, 100%.

It's against San Francisco, but I got faith in the Philly run game. Sadly, I hate to admit it. Also DeAndre Swift, more than 56 and a half rushing yards. Those are my price. Let's go to price picks.com. He's a promo code Schultz. They'll match your initial entry of a hundred dollars up to that hundred dollars. So you put a hundred, they're going to match up until a hundred. Exactly. That's beautiful. You said that better than me. Listen, we in this together. We're team. Okay. We are teams. Go to price picks.com. Get that a hundred percent deposit.

Match up to $100 for the promo code Schultz, S-C-H-U-L-Z. You got this, okay? Now let's get back to the show. I'm so positive I'm going to have the greatest sports experience of my life. I don't sleep. I overpay by 10x for these tickets. Yeah, can you break down the whole thing? Because I remember DMing you. I'm like, you're going to the thing. And you're like, we're going to try. I go, try? You're in fucking India. Shubh was thinking he could get free tickets, and he did. But it was taking a long time, so I just bought. Calm down, bro. Dude.

So it's more fun so ship gets free tickets yeah, yeah shout to ship chips dad when we hung out He's the sweetest guy. Well, I got paid for mine anyway, and then why is he a free tickets? Oh?

I think his dad is a mob boss or some shit, dude. I mean, the guy got us into like this VIP box. Oh, wow. For a little bit. I know he was too tall to be like malnutrition. Yeah. He was like, what, 6'2", 6'4"? He's like tall. Yeah. And his dad just like, you could tell he just runs shit. So first he's doing that Indian shit that you say where you got to like yell at people like they're servants.

I didn't see him interact with a ton of people, which also made me think he was even richer, that I didn't have to see him. We had a car the whole day.

Like, I'm ordering Ubers when I'm in India or whatever. We just had a driver. What does an Uber look like? A guy in sandals walks up with a basket and you sit in it and go to the destination? You jump on his shoulders? He pulls up in a moped, actually. Wait, are there moped Ubers out there? No. But that's fire. Yeah, that would be kind of dope. Well, we would. I saw three or four to a moped at one point. It was crazy how many people were on one scooter. They should have that. I think they call that a freak off.

But yeah, so Chubb's dad gets, so I give away my tickets. Yeah. And then we go into the arena, it's 130,000 people. There's no big four sports, there's one sport we all care about. Yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Break it down a little bit. Okay, 130,000, so the size of the arena, is it Dallas- It's bigger than every stadium in the world. Okay. It's the biggest stadium in the world. And this is in where again? In Gujarat, in Ahmedabad. Ahmedabad, okay.

Size-wise, it's not only the length of a football field, it's a complete circle? It's a complete circle. Okay. 130,000 people. And what's the town around it look like? Is it shops, businesses, or is it like way out in some- No, it's a metropolitan city and it's built up a lot. The prime minister is from there. So I think also they made it a point to build that city's infrastructure up a little more even in the past 10, 15 years. I mean, look at this fucking thing. It's insane. And it's-

All these people rooting for one team. And it's the World Cup. Do Australians go there or no? I didn't see a single one, I don't think, but they showed a few on the screen. I saw like 15. You just see like a couple of yellow jerseys or whatever. How hard is it to follow the

game. I'm a casual, but it's an easy sport to follow even as a casual. There's little things I don't know like what off-leg means or whatever the fuck. I don't know what that means, but you can keep up with the basics of who's winning and who's not. But meaning like, for example, soccer at a distance is still very enjoyable. Yes.

Like even when you play the video game of soccer, you're kind of like far. Yeah. Whereas like football. Football far away sucks. It kind of sucks, yeah. This is a round stadium and it's, Shubha was saying it's built in a certain way where the seats, it doesn't necessarily matter how high you are because you still get a different vantage point on what's going on and you're fine. Okay. So there's not really bad seats.

- Got it. - We had the face value of our tickets were high, but then I looked at the seats that I would have gotten originally and those that I gave away, those are good too. I was looking at that area, I was like, oh, you're close. That seems great. So every seat is good. And I cannot explain the emotional stakes that if India won, it would have been the greatest, one of the greatest experiences of my life. Like it had been insane. Imagine going to Argentina,

The World Cup is in Argentina. Argentina is in the final. And the stadium is the biggest stadium in the world, packed with Argentinians just dying for their team to win. How could you not root for India? Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, when India started off on that, when they were bowling, they were doing well at first. And I was like, yeah, we might fucking win this. And I was getting so hyped. Does everybody there think that they have a chance to win it?

Entering the tournament? Yeah. No, not every time. Okay. Some teams, no. No, no, no, no, no. Meaning this game. Are Indians going, yo. We think we're winning. Okay, got it. We are the favorites. Australia's the dynasty team. Right. So you're a little concerned about that. And India has a reputation for choking. Yeah. So I heard uncles in India being like, they're going to choke. Don't worry about that. Don't get caught up in this. They're going to choke. Yeah. But for the most part, they beat everybody. It's like we're Bills fans. This is the only sport we care about. Hey.

But it's not a city of Buffalo with not that many people. It's a country of a billion people. 1.4 billion people. The .4 is bigger than America, which is crazy. But we're all rooting for this thing. And it just doesn't happen. And it was the saddest fucking walkout ever. That was wild. The .4 is bigger than America. Wild, right?

It's now the biggest country in the world, right? In terms of population? Yeah. Past China, it's the biggest country. And it's good because it's a lot of young people, so they think that's going to propel India economically. Whereas before, I don't think we saw that. So they're not just fucking mud then? No, they're not. We're coming. We're coming. Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you? That's a lot of fucking. Indians might give Mexicans a run for their money, bro, in terms of people, culture, and ability to fuck.

Just believe it. Just believe it.

I had to hit my boy out. I don't miss him. I don't miss him. I don't miss him. I had to hit my boy up a little bit. I feel like you're talking about the men, to be honest. That's more about the women's ability than the men's ability. That might be the case. Did you guys notice Akash never looked happy in a single picture while he was out there? No, no, no. Until he was at the game. Yeah.

The game, I was the least happy because we were losing. Oh, because it was stressful. Yeah. How do you look miserable the entire time out there? Did y'all get sick at all? Did you get sick? I didn't get sick. I had the crazy insomnia, worst insomnia maybe I've ever had the past three weeks. Really? Yeah, including when I went to Dallas. But maybe that's why. And I think I'm just a super finicky sleeper. Like the beds in India are not comfortable. If you're going to a five-star hotel, it's all amazing. Why don't you stay with Shubh?

Because Shubh didn't, he was in a different city than me. Oh. And he didn't get there until like the day before the match. That was my last day in India, was the day of the match. I extended my trip by one day to fly to the match. See the match. Didn't sleep. And did you go visit your broke-ass family? Or how was that, with all due respect? No, I visited my wife's family, actually. And they're doing fine, but it's not like five-star hotel nice. I can't believe y'all didn't bring presents, bro. That's crazy, bro. You got to bring something nice from America. Yeah.

Like what? Cash? What did you bring to London or fucking Scotland? Like when our parents used to go, they used to take a suitcase full of gifts. But the family that I would have that would need the gifts is on my mom's side. And I couldn't even see them again because of the air quality in the deli. It was so bad. What gifts did you bring to? Whenever you go to developing country, you bring gifts. That's a thing? I didn't know that.

In India was a thing. I don't see it as much now. You might bring like some candy or some shit from Russia. Bring them some soda. Bring them some Fanta. They like that. But what did they bring? They got soda. When your parents went, what would they bring? Oh, dude, sometimes these kids would ask for like, sometimes people still ask for like an iPhone or some shit. And it's like, that's crazy. But they used to ask for just like some electronics or whatever. You could bring them a vibrator. I think we're fine on the fucking with 1.4 billion people.

I don't think that's why you need the vibrator. Yo, that's a good point. I don't think that we give enough credit to Indian dick game. You talk a lot of shit like your dick game ain't nice, but it might be not nice compared to the goats. If y'all making the most babies. For the best. Best at fucking. Best dick game. Got it. Let's just call it what it is. Let's just call it what it is. Yeah.

Indians might have the best fuck game on the planet. You just might. The numbers don't lie. It's also a testament to arranged marriages. That's true. You guys get it lined up and then babies on deck. Bang, bang, bang. It's kind of fire. Shout out India. Mm-hmm.

How many Africans? Let me see. That's not a country. I can't. Like, we've taken all of that. It don't matter. I'm repping all that. That's not a country. I'm repping it. I'm repping it. There's not a country. Shut up. 1.2 billion. God, your whole continent, cucks. God damn. Cucks, dude. Tell Diddy to go to India. At a time in his life.

Take your next captive. The slave trade hurt us. They hurt us. Are you talking about the bad boy records or what are you saying? Yo, stop. Come on. What did I say? You're being political again. Rickshaw's going to get blown up. He doesn't even have a

Hide the bomb. Gotta put it on the seat. You gotta chill out, bro. That's why we ride on top of the trains. We're doing bomb inspections. You gotta make sure. You gotta check it out. Gotta make sure. Did you see anybody doing that or is that complete? I didn't see. Bangalore where we went is like the most Western country in India. So it's not America. You still are in India. They have four on a scooter. They doing that on scooters, doing it on trains. Like, god damn. Too many people to be fucking around. Chest to chest. They out Mexican Mexicans. No, don't say that. Son, Mexicans will put like six in a car. I bet you they'll

probably do like 12. I bet you they can get 12 of them motherfuckers in there. But they can't fix a car. No.

No, I don't think we can fix a car. They don't need to fix it. Y'all do ride the most. Look at that shit. This looks like it's made to seat four, though. It's like those double-seat bicycles, but we still put two on each seat. Go over, go over. Mexicans right there. One more. There it is right there. That's the same picture we were just on. Damn, bro. Stop getting Indian shit with

He hasn't slept in six weeks. Come on, give him a break. That's five on a scooter, right? Son, that's impressive. I've never seen a Mexican do that. They got to step it up.

In sandals, mind you. Four, five, six. That's six, bro. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. There's a six. Yeah, it's a sneak baby with a sombrero. That's a Mexican child they stole. That's crazy. This is insane. How did they steal it? That's crazy. That's insane, dude. Anyway, shout out to India, bro. Shout out to India, dude. It's home. For real. How was the rest of it? I love India. I don't know shit about India. I don't know if I'm gay. It's home. It's home. I fucking can sense it. I have a sixth sense to how gay you're going to be, and I want to go there with you.

I want to fucking be there with you. It's like the notebook. Tell me about it. It's home, dude. It's home. It's just home. That's it. I don't know how to put it any other way. My heart is home when I'm there. That's all I know how to say. That's as gay as I'm going to be, but I love it.

Well, I would love I can't wait to go do people would ask me about you They'd be like, why don't you bring an Andrew? He found a way to bring me into this Fucking emotion I know this man

I don't know if Mexicans could do that. I don't know if Mexicans got that. Holy shit. Are you saying that they're going to top? I don't want to even say it, dude. They might, dude. But they might be the GOATs, bro. You have to warn the Mexicans. Hey, step it up. Get to it.

India's coming for you one point. We're great Was there a moment there that that truly made you feel home and I'm not trying to set you up for anything guy No, I think a lot of it also I wonder because I wonder I want to when you guys go I want to go and I family is like the main thing for me Family that I don't ever see that I don't ever get to connect with my wife family so sweet So like that's the main thing for me when I'm there. I'm like, oh this is home This is what I've been missing a good political answer right there You heard that now, but cuz Paul did it is a fucking poll. No, but that is you are a little politician though

Indians comment when you go home, it's like the family, dude. And you don't realize. So that pivot, he didn't even acknowledge that. He's just like, I'm going to keep going. That's true. Because he was supposed to be a politician. He stayed in India and it's still in him a little bit. And now it's coming out. You went back to the source. So it's really coming out. The way that you just shouted out how amazing your wife's family was, was just Indians comment. He's got them in the chat going crazy. What are they saying, Mark? Forbes and Virginia.

That was good. Okay, so what was the moment that you were like, fuck, this feels great. I'm home. Dude, we were walking through just a couple times. I was kidding, bro. I was joking. I was joking. Dude, I just remember walking. This is, we're walking through a park. It shouldn't even be, it's just a park. It's a nice park, but it's in America everywhere. What's in it? Trees, plants, leaves, Indians. But I'm just walking through it. I'm looking at the streets of Bangalore on my left. I'm just in a park. Indians everywhere. Not a room for me, bro.

You gotta lose it. I can get you back. Bring it back. You know how you guys are walking through America, you see white people, you're like, oh, that's just people. And then you see a black person, you're like, hey, a black person. In India, you're the people. I see Indians, I'm like, yeah, it's just people.

I'm just people. If I saw a white guy, I was like, hey, a white guy, that's weird. The feeling you guys have every day as a majority. So you felt normal for the first time. Yeah, you feel, I'm home. You feel regular. Yeah, I'm not an Indian guy. I'm just a guy. Just like a normal person. I'm just a guy. All them love handles, he's like, y'all.

That's not true. 5'7 is what I saw being pretty average height. Did you feel tall out there? No, I'm normal height. I'm normal. 5'7, average height. Not tall, but I'm average height. Al, you would be tall out there.

I'm tall-handed. No, I'm saying without the lift, you'd still be tall. Sandals? Sandals. Sandals tall, dude. That would be different. That would be great. It's the best. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait. When y'all go, I'm going. Even if I've got my own tour, I'm going. That's fine. Well, yeah. Obviously, we wouldn't arrange it without you being there. You see it? You're getting ready. He's a politician. He's getting tapped in, bro. God. Did you try to flex on him a little? Be honest. What watch did you wear?

I think I wore this one. This is regular Omega. Nothing crazy. Oh, excuse me. Regular Omega. Nothing crazy. Oh, the exchange rate is wonderful, though. I mean, the tips are crazy. Were bitches trying to throw their fucking pussy at me? No. Nobody's throwing Bob's or Virginia at me. Nothing? That's one thing. No, no. Be honest. You're a famous... People knew you out there. Let's just call it what it is. Oh, yeah. I did a show. That was fire. I want to hear about the show, but

But first, can you just tell us like your I imagine have like some fame. You already have some fame here. I imagine there is some fame over there. And it's extra special because they're seeing this person who they're not used to ever seeing and they may never see again in person. With all due respect. With all due respect. With all due respect. Pretty much only recognized by dudes. Damn. I mean. But still people were like. They might have been trying to fuck on the low. I don't think Indians are gay like that.

Not like that. I don't think they're gay like that. I'm sure there's some gays. I saw some gays in the New Delhi airport. No. Gays, bro. Wait, what was that like? And how'd you know? They let you know. Oh, is it like progressive in that regard? I don't know if it's progressive, but they were out there. Like, I don't know how you're getting treated on a day-to-day, but you're for sure gay. Really? Yeah. I mean, gay. Like, L.A. makeup artist, gay. Did you see the witch ones? The tranny witches? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you donate? You gave money? I didn't.

You said no? We got to stay away from that. That's why India lost. I had a bad Thanksgiving. That's probably why India lost. Come on, bro. You could have saved it. Come on, bro.

Yeah, I just didn't. I don't know. They just asked so aggressively. I was just put off by it. I was like, you know. That's what you were put off by. Just the aggressive asking that to you. It was the entitlement. I need my beggars to beg. Yeah. Can I be honest with you? It's the entitlement. I feel that way too. I don't know why beggars demanding. I feel that way too. I feel like it's gotten very commonplace to not even have a skill or talent.

When we were growing up, the homeless had to provide some sort of utility. Yeah, and now it has just become give me money, I'm dirty. It's a demand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being dirty isn't enough for us to give you money. Do a dance a little bit. What's a dirty arrest? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Exactly. That's a good point. I got all the money. It's shit. That makes sense. No. Hey, black people might be the best beggars.

Well, that sounds a little bit awesome to get into. Politician, politician. Elaborate, mom. Yeah, yeah, go, go, go. You get on the subway train. Mexicans sometimes fully dressed up, mariachi band. They're not begging. Mexicans aren't begging. They're providing entertainment, and if you give them money, you give them money. That is true. But that's what you wanted from your beggars. You just said, what happened to having talent? So I'm saying the most talented...

Groups of people asking for money. It's not even close. It's black people getting on a train, putting on the music, getting everybody to class. Showtime! Showtime! Showtime's gone, bro. Showtime's gone. When's the last time you've seen a Showtime? I see it all the time on the Hill. Still? You're not in touch with the common people. You're wealthy now. I'm sorry. You don't ride the subway anymore. There's no Showtime at Uber. You just had a me moment. You just had a rich and I don't realize I'm rich moment. I think...

I think subway performances are done. Why do you think that? I haven't been on the subway in five years, so it must not be going on no more. I take the subway once in a blue and I don't see no showtime. Hey, Al, you know you're not telling the truth. You have multiple forms of transportation and none of them are the subway. You have a gay motorcycle. Yeah.

You have an automobile. It's not gay. You have a plane, but I've never seen you take the subway in over three years. Just be honest about it. That's not true. You're not going to Brooklyn either. You're taking the ones, like the Upper West Side or some shit. You're not going on the long underwater one. That's where they get you. That's where they get you, between Lorimer and... Oh, yeah, don't be rude.

I don't be when they got you locked underwater. I don't be with the force. I'm sorry. Times Square too, though. They'd be in Times Square. Times Square stop. They know that's what's up. Okay. You decide to do a show out there. Yeah. Last minute pop-up. Yeah. I think pop-up shows are the way to go there because it's not as like the PC thing is much stronger there than it is here. Like the freedom of speech is not as free. Like written in the Constitution, you can't make fun of other religions and blah, blah, blah. So I'm like, yo, I'm doing shows for my fans.

I don't know if I want to do a full tour where just any snitch could come through, get offended, tell everybody I'm in trouble. But I did a pop-up show, sold out in like an hour, which is crazy. It's pussy. But also, you went to jail in Sweden. I mean, like, that's not even really jail. Imagine going to jail in India, bro. Yeah, but you want some street cred, huh? You really want some street cred. Do a couple days, bro. I'm not built for it. Biggest Indian comedian in the world.

Automatically. Yeah, average height out there. You can hold your own in jail. Yeah, nobody fucking you. Yeah. I mean, you're just a regular person. No, no, he's handsome. He's fuckaboo, but I think that you could swing on dudes. Okay, that's what I need. Or you could do that slap game. Oh, yeah. What do you call it? Kabuddy. Kabuddy. Slap kabuddy, though. Slap kabuddy. Yeah. But yeah, I did the pop-up show.

It sold out in an hour, and the fans were fucking great. And again, it's Bangalore, so they're the most— I didn't change a single reference. I didn't have to like—I didn't feel like I had to bring anything to them. I just did the shit as I do it, and they were amazing. It was one of the most fun shows I've ever done. So fun. Thank you to everybody who came out. That was great. That was awesome. And performing back home is fire, dude. If you ever—if your Spanish ever gets up and you want to go do something, you know what I'm talking about. I keep trying to relate to you, and I'm like, he don't know. Did you talk?

about India at all in your set? Yeah, I did. You were able to... I had some Indian material up top that helped. And then, yeah. Did you record it? I did record it. Oh, fire. With what? Wait, what did Shubh help you with with the Indian material? What type of cameras? No, no. Actually, this was as an American in India. Yeah, fish out of water. Yeah, fish out of water type stuff. But that stuff is, I don't know, I think that's the best. That's the best. Yeah. And it's also like,

Yeah, you're a comedian, you're a person, you're an observer, and now you have the opportunity to observe this thing that is, it's not exactly novel for you, but, you know, it is. And it was nuanced enough that it wasn't like a general, like, traffic here is bad, which they would love from somebody who wasn't of Indian descent, but for me, they'd be like, shut the fuck up. You should know better. Yeah, you've been here. Yeah. So that helped everything. And then I actually didn't enlist Shubh on that. I enlisted him, but fuck out of him on this cricket match, though. I was like, I need your dad to take me everywhere. Yeah.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Take me everywhere. Yeah. I want to know what Shupe's dad does. Yeah, we got to figure that out. My boss or something. It's insane, dude. It's insane. Really? Yeah, we got to do that. When are we going? We got to settle that. Yeah, we got to figure that out. We got to figure that out. We're in Puerto Rico with Alex. We could do that also. It's good food there, too. Mm-hmm. Good food. Have you been to Puerto Rico? Yeah, plenty of times. Plenty? Yeah. I still got family over there. How many times is plenty? Five. Five?

That's decent. A handful, literally. I know it's a far trip, right? What do you mean? It's like two. Yo. It's like two hours and you've been five times? That seems really good. Puerto Rico? Wow. You've been to India once. Once this year. And you look miserable while you're there. Yo, we should have a...

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Oh, Alex said some shit to me at your birthday that blew my mind about New York. Do you remember this? Oh, no, he leans over like sipping wine. He's just looking at me I just remember this other day driving down the street. He was like, no, I've noticed it I feel like the birds in the city are getting smarter

Oh, no. Yeah, that's a real story. I was like, what? He's like, nah, dude. Just think about it, dude. Birds are getting smarter, bro. They're not getting hit by cars. It's kind of weird, right? Nah, the pigeons- And just keeps drinking his wine. The pigeons have evolved here in New York. Think about when you were younger, how often you would see smushed dead pigeons on the street. Think about it. You would see it all the time. We don't see it at all anymore. Nah, there's a Seinfeld episode. We have an agreement. Really?

When George hits the bird, he's like, no, they moved all the way. That's just what they do. Don't try it. That was crazy how you tried it. Yeah, this is all me. That was crazy. Other people can't have bird observations. Seinfeld got to own all the bird shit. Hannibal Buress got bird observations. You think he's seen Seinfeld? Let Al have his bird shit. Let's go on yours. Yours is totally different. Have you seen? Don't you remember you would see dead birds on the street a lot more than you see now?

I'm going to go with you on this. Yes. And then what is your suspicion? I just think that the pigeons here in New York have evolved. I knew that was done. Yeah, that's it. That's it. No, that was it. I knew he was finished. That's it. So I just commented. My suspicion is bike lanes. No. Wait, what? Why would that make a difference?

The birds don't like to fraternize in the middle of the street. Yes, they do. All the time. Yo, your confidence. And even that, that's evolution. They got learned the difference between a street and a bike lane right now. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook, my boy. Let me cook, my boy. Let me cook. Let me cook. So the birds don't like to fraternize in the middle of the street. They like to fraternize near the food. Mmm.

The food is on the sidewalk. Now we got bike lanes. So even if you're a little bit off the sidewalk trying to get whatever kernels of muffins or whatever fell off of someone's plate, now you got the bikes. You see the bikes coming from a mile away. You get out of the way. Back in the day, it used to be seat, car, splat.

The bike lane saved the birds. That's probably why you saw the dead birds every close to the sidewalk. I got a rebuttal. I got a rebuttal. I got a rebuttal. Nowadays, we got all these e-bikes going like 40, 50 miles per hour. Same speed as cars. No, but your entire body. It's such a big profile. I've seen birds, son. These live dogs. Like a roadrunner. I've seen birds. These box-ass Mexicans, that's as big as a car right there. It's the same shit. It's the same built.

The tire. It don't matter. The whole body will take them down. No, the tire can only run them over. You mean these guys were tarted? No. That was crazy. That was a terrible point. If it's going 50 miles per hour. Here's what you got to do, Al. If a body hits a bird at 50 miles per hour, that bird is done. You take a second. The bird is done. You take a second. I'm going for it. I'm going to go for it. And then you say with confidence and you move your wrists like this. And then you suddenly see them a lot more academic. Yeah, I know. I'm like. The birds don't like to frat or nothing.

No, but I do think he has a point. I do think the birds are getting hit by the front of the car, and then they get smushed because they're maimed on the street. Yeah, but now it doesn't happen because of the bikes. I can see that. Also, bike traffic is slower, so even an e-bike can't go as fast all the time. Nah, we be moving. I be on a bike lane with my gay bike. No. You do do that. Nah, that's fucked up. Okay. Miles, please, can you give us some... Yes, Miles. There's a lot of Falcons that got reintroduced.

To New York City and also more rats in the 50s. There's six to eight times more. And they clean up all the dead pigeons. Yeah, so there's less dead pigeons. But that doesn't mean pigeons are getting smarter. They're getting eaten by the rats. Okay. And by falcons.

They've reintroduced falcons in New York City. They did reintroduce them, right? Because I felt more of a falcon presence recently. No, they did reintroduce falcons, right? There's a watchful eye. It does feel that way. I've seen a lot more soaring. I've seen a lot more. Honestly, the city has changed, bro. At least my observation of it. They let these fucking falcons in and it's never been the same. It's really never been the same. I've noticed that. And more cats in the city. There you go.

- Niggas be right. - You're completely wrong. - No, no, no. - Okay, hold on. - My observation was right. - This is kind of fun. - My observation was right. - Okay. - But your theory was wrong. - But my observation was right. - All right, all right, all right. - I was trying to come up with a reason. - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Let's stay on this. Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ready?

- Moms needs to talk more. - Yo, yo, check this right now. Can I just have like a high moment, but just roll with me on it? It's a zen moment. It's a zen moment. I'm bored losing my mind on this beautiful, luxurious resort. - Everybody looking the other direction. - Everybody looking the other direction, lonely. Nothing to distract myself, but geopolitical debates that I'll be using in a group chat not 24 hours later. And I saw these birds flying.

Do you think flying for a bird is as exhausting as running for a human? No. No, I think it's walking. Let me go through it. Let me go through it. Let me go through it. I, too, thought it was walking. And then I was like, mm-mm, that is soaring. Soaring is walking. That shit, that's running, bro. Nah. That shit. That's jogging.

So what's running for them? They can go like when they're trying to evade a cat or some shit, when they're like...

That shit, that's the thing. That might be running. That's the run. That's the run. That's what I did. No, no. Just flying. Flying. How they fly south for the winter if it's as exhausting as running? I think they have an exhausting life. They're like canyons. I think they're like canyons. That's why it's jogging. Jogging, they can do that shit all day. Yeah, canyons jog. They don't sprint. They jog. They jog, but they actually, they jog at like a sprint pace. If you look at the fastest motherfucking marathoner, he's basically sprinting a marathon. But the effort is jogging effort for them. Yeah, that's true.

They might call jogging, to us, it's full sprints. Your fastest speed is what they're running a marathon at. Yeah. They're running, I think, under six minute miles, right? It's crazy. It's insane. It's crazy. That's running 10 on a motherfucking treadmill. That's a run. So you don't think that person can sprint? You think that's the fastest he's capable of going? He might be able to sprint. That's what I'm saying. Faster. But to us, it's still a sprint. But again, to a bird, that's a jog.

I hear where you're going with this. No, no, I'm gonna let y'all cook right now. But before I let y'all cook, let me just cook one more time. But before...

I just want to point this out. I've always looked at flying as this envious thing. I'd be like, oh, I wish I could do that because I assume that there is no caloric usage at all. It is just pure. It is like a net neutral. Like Superman. Superman flies and it doesn't cost anything. He's not tired. He's not sweating. He's not nothing. These birds are out there pushing, especially if it's windy. It might be an exhausting, laborious process that we assume is lovely and easy. I would think the soaring would be more tiring.

Tiring. Because like inertia, right? The first part is the hardest part. And once you get going, it's not as hard. Soaring. When they just like glided. Exactly. Soaring is you're using the wind. Yeah. Flapping. You're talking about flapping. Flapping is tiring. Flapping. Soaring is using the wind. That's a jog. I thought soaring was like climbing. Like you're going from the ground up to the sky. That initial ascent. Stop. That's wrong?

Think about it. Yeah. Think about it. Yeah. Because you're doing it again. We just explained it and then you just said the same thing. And now we're going to explain the exact same way again. Do it again because I didn't get it first time. It's soaring, bro. You're not going to be like, you know, it was soaring. Like, oh, my God, this is so hard. No, you're soaring. You're fucking flying through the air. Gliding, if you will.

You were on our side. We were all on team soaring. But now we got caught up on the cement. Somehow this turned on me. It needed to turn on somebody. There's no victimless humor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I do think soaring is standing. And I think flapping is jogging. And then double flapping like Alex did before, that's sprinting. That's running. Okay. Yeah.

All right, so we all want to have that ability, but we don't want to be jogging all the fucking time We don't be running all the fucking time. What if throughout our day? We just had to immediately jog or run constantly Annoying yeah, and if you stop jogging you die your dad. That's crazy bruh Yeah, what if you're over the ocean do they even go over the ocean like that they mostly? Walk days

That's what we would like to believe, but I don't know if it's true. Miles just said albatrosses can stay in the air for days. Yeah, gotta be walking. There's no way they sleep. It's all, like you said, gliding. They're so high up. I swear to God. So let this man cook, bro.

Your theory was wrong. Yo. You observed the thing. That doesn't make you right. It's not enough. Miles said I was right. I need the button. The Dr. Evil button. I'm right. I need the Dr. Evil button. 11 foot wingspan. They're like miles up in the air. There's no wind resistance up there. Yeah, stupid. Do they get turbulence with it? Son, did y'all have that turbulence? That was crazy. I had some turbulence last night too. That was crazy. And I accidentally fucked up because I split up seats with my girl.

And so she was just in the back texting me like, why did you do that again? I got upgraded to comfort plus, bro. I need the leg room. Yo, you're a piece of shit. I'm six four, bro. I need it. That's ridiculous. I need it. You should get upgraded, but still give it to your girl. She doesn't need it. She's small. Everything's comfort plus for her. Coming from the person who flew to Vegas and I ain't give it to her. Yeah, exactly. Give it to your girl. No, if it's a lay flat, I'll give it to her. I did that. I see that. Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, no. See? See? The upright is upright. This is the absolute good, okay? I got upgraded late flight coming back from Athens. She got it the whole flight. I had a window seat in the back. And then I get one comfort plus. I can't have it with the turbulence, our last flight ever. Come on, bro. Come on.

The last flight I ever have, I can't go Comfort Plus? No, because you get the points for Comfort Plus. It's not that big of a difference. It's not about the points. You get the points. You're like, hey. Why don't you just pay for the upgrade for it to be Comfort Plus? $50. Come on, bro. That's fucked up. That is crazy. That is kind of crazy. Just be happy. You're in a chair in the sky, dog. Be happy, bro. Yo, holler at Sadiq beforehand and be like, yo, get us both in the same thing. I don't go that. That's a business expense. I have to go personal when I book my flights. Come on, bro.

And so I had to book it. She just got assigned a random seat. She didn't check in on time. You don't love your wife. I love her enough that she had a window seat. Normally she has to have a middle seat next to me. Oh my God. Listen to Diddy over here. This guy's a monster, bro. I didn't know there was going to be turbulence. If I knew there was going to be turbulence, I would have been together. Tell them what you did with the iLadies in Australia. Oh my God, bro. The what ladies? iLadies, dick in your mouth. Come on, Alex. You're a gay guy. You fuck.

You're so gay. Oh, man. God. You're so gay. It was a good sell. He sold it really good. He sold it so good. He sold it so good because I was like, I would have been like, eh? But then you were like, oh, come on. Come on, bro. That was good. Pay attention. It's how we go against Charlotte.

We're running this play again. Again, this is triangle offense. I got him. I'll be the market asset. Oh, my God. But no, I was going to say, the turbulence was so bad that the flight attendants sat down in the aisle. I've never seen that in my life.

We're in the air. I would have thought I was dying if that happened. Bro, and then the captain- The fuck, they got a seat. The captain needs more bedside manner because we're flying and literally he's like, everyone take your seats immediately. Son, our captain didn't say shit. And I was like, oh, we done. No, that's better. Our captain didn't say shit until we landed. It's better if they don't say nothing. Because why, they focus on flying?

Just because, like, don't scare anybody because they know everybody's going to be fired. I mean, I heard noises that Ben was making. Say, yo, it's a little windy. We're going through some weather. Just say something. My man said nothing. I was like, oh, it might go down. He didn't say anything until he pulled up and then was like, all right, that was too windy. We got to try again. His shit was too windy.

Imagine hearing, imagine hearing take a seat immediately and the fucking flight attendant take a seat on the floor. In the aisle. That's crazy. In the aisle, Simon says. That's her fault. That's not the captain's fault. Captain should have urgency. This bitch wild, bro. Yeah, that's wild. I've never seen him on it. My flight attendant was bouncing around the front. It's crazy.

The turbulent start, it was crazy. And this bitch was trying to put those little carts inside the thing. So she wasn't even close to the seat. She's bouncing all around the phone. The cars are flying out. There are glasses that are falling. They're plastic, obviously. But still, you're like, whoa, this is serious. Yeah, it was legit. And then flying in, we got so low. That was the thing that freaked me out.

To me. We were like 3,000 feet over the whole city the whole time because they were trying to avoid the turbulence. So the whole time I'm flying and I'm literally, look how dumb I am. I'm looking out the window being like, does he know where the fuck the airport is? I thought I was in an Uber that got lost on Waze. I was sitting there. I was like, does he know? Because right now I see the Kajuko Bridge and I don't know if that's close at all to the airport.

Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko. Wait, what? Kosciuszko. I said it wrong and then you tried to correct me. Well, that didn't go as planned. Fuck. It's hard knowing things about where you're from. I'm telling you. I'm good. God damn it. Why did that happen that way? That's pattern. You got a slam ready. Pigeons are getting smarter.

It's smart. God damn. Oh, bro. I'm so happy. Thank you. I fumbled it and then you dropped it again. Damn, how the fuck did I fumble it worse?

You didn't even need to be specific about the bridge. You could have said bridge, but you went for the pronunciation. That's what irritated me. I truly thought it was Kajuko until one second ago. I know I was saying it right. It's Kosciuszko. I call it that. I think there's a number of letters for them and the syllables you're saying. I call it the Kosciuszko. It's some Polak. But on the subway, they say Kajuko. No. Yeah.

Why would they say it on the subway? If you just got a cost. I'm going to be so happy. I'm going to be so happy. By a Floridian, son? It's crazy. Kosciuszko Bridge. Fuck. Kosciuszko. I think I was the closest. Kosciuszko. You're saying it with a J. It's Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko. Kosciuszko Bridge. Yeah. Hey, we can agree to disagree. I was the closest. Real New Yorkers are this big.

Oh, boy, that flight was terrifying. I was very nervous. Oh, gosh, you did a loop around. Yeah, it took like an hour. They tried and they were like, what's going on? They were like, hey, we're going to try this again. That was too dangerous. And then I was like, OK, well, this next one will be smooth. And it wasn't. I was like, I think we could pull up. I said that out loud. I was like, guys, I think we could just pull up your backseat driving. Yeah, I was freaking the fuck out. Too much going on. Also, I think you were lying when you said, oh, yeah, just take us to Boston. We'll figure it out.

Oh, a thousand percent. I don't think you believe that. I don't think you understand how, what a bitch I am. Taking Amtrak from Boston much rather than experience turbulence on a flight. Oh, no way. I would rather have turbulence and trust that they got it than have to be in Philly and then get a car and drive at four in the morning. Amtrak, baby. Come on. No issues. I was thinking it out. I was like, where else could they land? Because I had a flight to Denver that it was like that for like five minutes. And they're like, yeah, we're not even trying. We're going to Idaho and then we'll figure it out from there. Wow.

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talk about the NBA yet? No, I think it's hard because it's not fully developed yet. What are you trying to say? This season is what? It's like a minor. It's the minor things only. It's just minor. This is childish. It's childish. It's childish to talk about the NBA. This season is in its infancy, did I hear you say? It's in its infancy. It's in its infancy. Got you. I got you. Okay. And we're not pointing at anything specific. No, no. At all. Would y'all fuck a 16-year-old? No.

Why do you bring that up? Hypothetical. Do it really hypothetical. Yeah, complete, like, would you rather? Do it would you rather. Would you rather, like, have a flourishing NBA career, get a max contract, make hundreds of millions of dollars and have generational wealth, or fuck a 16-year-old? Knowing she's a 16-year-old. I don't know.

I don't know about that. Okay. But I would- Wouldn't you be like a little bit more scrupulous in your vetting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knowing that you have all that to lose? Yeah, I would scrutinize a little more. Yeah. Yeah. Did I use the wrong word? I think it still works, so I didn't say it was wrong. I thought it did work. Scrupulous means moral, which still kind of works. But yeah, scrutinize would be like vetting it more. Chosen one. Yeah.

Even when I'm wrong, I'm right. Fail successfully. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I mean. Okay. Obviously, we're talking about Carl Malone. Yeah. Yeah. And being a legend. No, no. There's these allegations against Josh Giddey who plays for OKC. Yeah. Right? And that like some girl posted some picture of him saying, yo, I just fucked Josh Giddey. And she's, I think, a junior in high school, which would make her how old, Al, you would know? Or Doug would know. Doug would know. Mark would know. Mark would know.

Make her 18. Miles, you definitely would have done it. Yeah, to you. No. So here's the thing. He played the next night. That's crazy. No, it's not. To me, that shows that he didn't do anything. In my opinion, if he actually did something and he came to, because the organization's coming to him immediately, and they're going like, yo, what the fuck is going on here? Did you do anything illegal? Maybe where he lives or where the girl lives or one of those fucking- I looked it up.

I already looked it up. Just to see. For the pod. For the pod. Break the whole thing. I looked it up for the pod. Mark would know. Break the whole thing. It's true. I looked it up. What is consent really? For research, bro. I looked it up. Weird, dude. Go, go, go. You don't mean to look it up? You don't mean to have facts and data? I'm glad you did the research. Thank you. Go, go. Listen. We just have to bag on you for being weird. Let's take a bet. Even though we all want to know. What is the age of consent in Oklahoma? If I had to guess, 15.

I don't know. Yeah, I was thinking early, maybe 16. Because I know New York's 17, which I think is weird. 18, 16 years old. Okay, so this is my suspicion. They come to him, they go, yo, what the fuck is going on? And he goes, I didn't know this, that, the other. And they vet the actual age. And then they go, technically he didn't do anything illegal. He can play.

If he went to them, and he has to be honest, right? There's a lot of shit riding on it. There's going to be like legal action that's going to reflect on the organization. They're going to go, they're going to go, oh, actually look at the age of consent in Australia. I just looked it up. Jesus Christ. What the hell, Miles? Florida boys. It is between 16 and 17, depending on the state.

So Josh Giddey is from Australia. Okay. So the assumption is, does he believe it's okay and then do it?

Right. And then the organization is like, even though this is the creepiest fucking disgusting thing that you're out here hooking up with high school girls, technically it's not illegal. Therefore, we can't ban him. We can't put him in jail. He's going to play. But didn't. So John Morant, was he breaking gun laws where he was? Because he got suspended. I think the NBA has a.

behavioral clause. And behavioral clause is not an issue to fuck 16-year-olds? It might literally. They might need to add it. They might need to add that. Come on, bro. You know what that is. I don't want to say that. You know what that is. It doesn't add up to me that he's still playing at all. That's the thing. The fact that he played the next day made me think he didn't fuck. Yes, he did. He's in a picture with her shirtless. The girl posted a picture saying, I just fucked Giddy. Which makes me think she didn't do it. No. Girls, they fuck.

You don't take that. Can you look up the I just fucked Josh Giddy picture, please? Sorry, I know. It just makes me think he didn't. She didn't do it because she would also assume that that's incriminating, right? She's basically going, yo, this guy just stat raped me. No, but I think both of them. She's looking at him like, yo, I want to fucking NBA star. And he's like.

Yo, there's girls. Also, it's no excuse. You should fucking know. Yeah. Like, I don't care what the age is in Australia. They're not fucking idiots out there. Yeah, your whole career is coming here. You're not going to learn the basic minimum. Hey, don't fuck young girls. Yeah. I saw one thing that said it was known that he liked young girls. I don't know if that's a real or not, but like somebody at some point has probably said and they train up every NBA rookie or whatever. Stay away from X, Y, Z. I'm sure as many. Look at this.

Just fuck Josh Giddey. He's shirtless in the picture. Yeah, come on. Why are you shirtless in a picture with a 16-year-old girl? Okay, Mark, tell us. What? I don't know. What are you talking about? Mark, tell us. Maybe they're doing a workout. Maybe he's a coach of the high school basketball team. Maybe. They're just family in the house. Yeah, maybe that's his sister, bro. She looks Australian. Then they did fuck, though. That's his sister. That's my point. So what happens?

No, he's not even good enough to keep around is what's crazy. Oh, is he not that good? I thought he was nice. I thought he was nice. I think he's doing it. He's

He's fine as far as I know. He wing dashed it. Did you do an India thing? Yeah, he wing dashed it. Did you Hindustan it? I think you Hindustan that. Even Ja Morant we're not protecting. Ja Morant we protected the fuck out of. He just kept doing it. Ja Morant could do anything he wanted. He was pulling guns out in fucking pickup basketball games. Ja got a lot of protection. That's fair. Ja did get protection. Also, what he did was more obvious, I guess, as a violation for the NBA. We don't have confirmation video. The NBA thought they didn't have to tell their players you can't fuck

16-year-olds. And then this fucking cokehead from Australia shows up and he starts smashing them out and taking pictures with them. The picture is crazy. This is crazy, dog. But that's what I'm saying. He doesn't think anything's wrong. But maybe he did it. But you should know. You should know, yo. It's like that baseball player. Did you guys hear about this baseball player? I'm gonna fuck up where he's from. I don't know if he's from Dominican Republic or something like that, but he had like 13-year-old girlfriends. Oh, yeah.

Did you hear about I think he was like he got like some hundred million dollar contract or whatever, but he was like dating like 13 year olds and shit. And I think people are like, oh, you didn't know. It's like, no, you know, you're being a fucking creep. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is crazy. But I mean, that's a crazy picture. If he goes, I was drunk. Why are you drunk?

With fucking 16-year-olds. Well, I think he's also 20. I don't even know if it's legal for him to drink. But if Shorty's 16, and if this is in Oklahoma where it's legal, then he's like, I'm not doing anything wrong. He's 21. He's 21. It's not that far. It's weird, but it ain't that far. You know, bro. Nah, but look at him. He look good. Al, do you know? You got millions on the line. I know, but why do you know? Why do I know? Why does Mark know? Why does Akash know? Why is this guy not everybody? Does everybody just name know? Yeah.

You got millions on the line, yo. Yo, who doesn't know? I ain't gonna say no name. Who doesn't know? Who doesn't know? Who doesn't know? I know. I'm just saying. So it's like, it's weird, it's creepy. This man married his teenager.

That's legal, bro. That's true. That's legal. Yo, Josh. Josh got to make a wife out of her, yo. Josh, you got one chance for retribution. You got a wife for yo. Yeah, that is a good point. That's the only way. That's the only way. Because don't they have like some rules where it's like if the age is like. Stop acting. Isn't there a rule? It's called the Romeo and Juliet clause. Wait, why do you know it? Why do you know it?

Come on out! Don't you dare! Don't you dare fucking leave! I'm leaving Yannick! On that episode!

I knew if it's close enough, they let you, they give you a little wiggle room. Son, does Biden need to come out and just tell motherfuckers you can't fuck 16 year olds? It's like 18, yo. I don't know if he- Biden, just say 18, yo. You think he was going to say that though? What would he say? Mr. Sniffing Heads? With numbers? I don't think he's the one. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Because the thing is, even if nothing happens to him, even if he keeps on playing, there's no problem, it's going to follow him forever.

Like it's just gonna be nonstop. I saw a video the other day or just like today. It was a dude tying his shoe in front of like a bunch of kids. Did you see this video? Some NBA player. It might have been like LeBron. I don't even know. You could just see his foot. And he ties his shoe in front of the kids and runs away. And it's these two girls that are like 10. They're like, oh my gosh, an NBA player was just near us. All the comments. Oh, they just saw Josh Giddey. Like just every comment. No, he's gonna be the most famous pedophile for sure. Like and they asked him in the interviews. That might be defamation. You can't say that. Allegedly.

Because it's like you can't really, even though it's weird, you can't put it on them if it's legal. You can't. Yeah, you can, yo. And it's that weird shit of motherfuckers who like really, they look around the room. Pedophile is not a legal term. Pedophile is just a thing. It's a label. You're fucking a 16-year-old to me, you're a pedophile. That's not legal. Like, that's it. I don't give a fuck what they say. Yeah, we use it as slang. Yeah.

Yo, we using it as slang, bro. Yo, we can call our class a mud fucker. We can't call him a kid fucker. Low key, like we throwing it out there. You never fucked mud. You never fucked mud. This guy fucks 16-year-olds. You got discipline. I got discipline. You got discipline. I got discipline. I keep it in my pants. This guy don't. This might be wild, but I bet you her parents don't mind.

It might be wild. Why are you protecting this man so much? No, no, no. That's weird. No, no, no, no, no. Why are you protecting him? I'm saying the bad parents, the bad parents. You racist, though. Because if this is a 16-year-old and you're fucking Snapchatting guys you fucking already, the parents done fucked up. You think she got parents? Yeah. Yeah. She ain't got no daddy. She ain't on a pole. She got one. She ain't on a pole. She kind of was. Nah. You know how he built? He's 6'7". You know what I mean? That's true. She was dancing.

Just like the rest. Nah, she ain't got no fucking... For the record, we also don't have a confirmed age. I looked it up. It's not confirmed yet. She's a junior in high school unless she's retarded. How about you start with this shit? That's not confirmed either. We don't know exactly how old she is. So then what's this whole rumor about? They deleted everything.

So they had, I think it was like a picture of her from like last year. She's like in high school last year. So I think the speculation is that she's like a junior or senior. So this could be an 18-year-old bitch and we talking for no fucking reason right now? Nah, if she's 18, then we got to apologize to Josh Gidster. I don't know what the confirmation is. If she was 18, he'd have said she's 18.

That's a good ass point. He refused to answer questions. If you were fucking an 18-year-old bitch and everybody's like, yo, she's 15, what would the first thing you say? I can't comment on that? Or you show her ID?

Yeah, I would ask Friday. Look how old this pussy is. No, people ask him, you know she's 18. For a fact, you're right. She's 18. And people are like, yo, I heard you fucked a 15-year-old. Would you say, I have no comment? Or would you say, nah, she's 18. Fuck you. I got proof. She's 18. I'd leave it there. Unless I had a legal counsel that was like, hey, don't say anything. No, fuck. Hey, hey. Fuck the legal counsel. If the legal counsel was like, hey, don't say she's 18, I'd be like, I need new legal counsel. Fuck you. This is like when Sandusky fucked up that question. They were like, are you attracted to young boys? And he was like, fuck.

What do you mean attractive? And he fucked the young boys. What's a teenager? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't fumble that. If you know you're innocent, you just got to be like. That's why I don't think he's innocent. Also, there's a picture of this girl saying she just fucked Josh Giddy. Yeah. That's enough for me.

Is this racism? Is Josh Giddey only getting preferential treatment because he's a white? Well, we don't know if he's getting preferential treatment, bro. Can we talk about JFK? Someone else receiving head shots. Sloppy head in the backseat.

So that's the only one. Is there a new doc? I was looking up Mad Shy. I ain't seen no new doc. No, it's just this absolutely incredible moment of American history that is unsolved. I think there's a new doc called What the Doctor Saw or something. Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. You're right, you're right. Did y'all see the new doc? No, I haven't seen it yet. Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus, yeah. I think I got that one for...

What's that? I got a free trial for the offer, but my shit ran out. Oh, the offer. And I thought the other show called Montana or whatever. Yellowstone. Yellowstone is on. How you forget what it's called. You were obsessed with it. All you talked about. Wasn't that obsessed? Wasn't that obsessed? Honestly, give it a year. He's gonna be like, what's that game? Squash. What were we playing? Don't you ever disrespect me. Don't you ever disrespect my love for Bedelia. Bro, I've gotten nervous because I just bought a racket and I feel like it's gonna fade. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. The racket. The racket.

Is going to frustrate you. No. Unless you've used it a lot. And like transitioning into the new racket is, it is a, it's a life changer. All right, so JFK. All right, JFK. We're back. But no, for real, paddle's the greatest sport ever. Invented in Mexico. Don't let them span your stride, steal it from y'all. Shout out to Mexico. No, it wasn't. Motherfucker. No, it wasn't.

Do you think a Spaniard could build that? They are lazy enough to build that. It's a cage. They got plastic. There was little Mexican kids there. But they're lazy. This is what we used to put the border kids in. And then they decided to make a game out of it. Started playing handball. Oh, shit. Biden invented this shit. Obama invented it. No, it's Acapulco, bro. Get.

Get the fuck out of here. 100%. I found that out in Mexico when I was getting lessons. But Spanish are the best at it. Stop it. Argentines are. No. And we played with the son of the greatest paddle player in history, 15-time world champion when we were in Sydney. That's a good point.

He was a Mexican, but I believe he created in Spain. No, created in Acapulco, Mexico. A Spaniard took it back. You got your fucking reading glasses on. Sean, I'm trying to cap. I'm trying to cap. This motherfucker. It's literally the sentence. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be. You've been riling me the fuck up sometimes, son. You've been riling me on this dick right now. I'm grabbing my Johnson. What is it? You see the thing about that picture?

Stop it, bro. You're being political again. Hey, giddy up. What do you think after sex he was asking, so, you like food? What do you think about weather? Oh, my God. What's your favorite number? I'm on the spectrum. Oh, it is.

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Enjoy let's get back to the show. Did you watch Napoleon? What did you watch Napoleon? I did. How'd you like it? I didn't watch it. Ah You lied. I didn't watch it. You were like speak speak up. I want you guys to watch it and then we'll give you an opinion on it Yeah, I would love that. I honestly I think it was mid. That shit was big. Yeah. Yeah. Why is that?

Historical inaccuracies. Like what? He never fired a cannon at the pyramids. I read that article too. I was reading the article because we were talking, I was like, I want to get a Napoleon expert on here to talk about Napoleon. One, I'm fascinated.

But two, it'd be really cool if there is a massive interest in Napoleon because of the movie. Yeah. So Hamilton comes out, everybody gets into Hamilton. It's like, I'd like to learn a little bit more about this historical figure. Yeah. I'm hoping this had the same effect because Napoleon is an incredibly important historical figure, right? Globally important, not just on some friendship, like change the world. Yeah. Not the shape of the pyramids, didn't do that.

But Ridley Scott, is that his name? Yeah. I guess led us to believe he did. Thoroughly loved the movie. Oh, really? I like how they depicted Napoleon. Would you say you're like Napoleon? Hmm. Fuck in my fuck game? Yeah. Nah. Because he was on top. Rabbit fucking, wasn't he? Oh, really? He was kind of a rabbit fuck. Wait, did they see a sex scene?

Can you tell us about the movie put it down now? He was just a super cuck in the movie, bro Like just a ultra cut like just just a simping for this little bitch who's hey, hey giving it up Yeah, why were you saying that what what did I like him? That's really insulting believe that you watch my feelings yourself see Yeah, I thought you're trying to hurt my feelings right there. I still kind of feel down from the bottom

I swear one of y'all said that shit. No, I did not. Yeah, Shorty loves you, bro.

She called the paparazzi? Hello, paparazzi? You can hire shit like that. This is what, after asking you guys, this is what I think the restaurant called. And it was the most disappointed paparazzi. There was like one flash and then a slower one. And then it was like, the fuck are we doing here?

Did we see the photos anywhere? They only took pictures of you. We walked out and they were like, hold. Wait for it. Wait for it. So they got digital memory cards. There's no finite amount of film. But they were like, don't waste memory on these guys. This was at my 40th birthday. Yeah.

My wife and my lovely friends threw a great 40th birthday at an awesome restaurant in the city. And it was a lot of fun. And when we walked out, much to our surprise, there were paparazzi. Alex walked in and out three times. Just so he could get his pick on. I saw you change outfits. The pit was fire. He forgot something inside. Hold on one second. Will you guys be here in two minutes? I had to get one with the jacket on, jacket on. Didn't show up on TMZ, though. Separate note.

Speaking of paparazzi, that's what inspired this thought. Kanye's new song. Is it me or no one cares? Sheesh, I didn't know he had a new song. I think it might be over musically for Kanye. No, it's not. I think he still has an ability to garner interest through antics. Hmm.

What do you always say? They have like a gravitational pull? He still has the gravitational pull, but musically, he used to be able to stop the planet. And he has a new song with Dirk and was it Party Next Door? Ty Dolla Sign. Or Ty Dolla Sign. And now...

Nothing. I don't hear anybody bumping it. Now, we could make the argument the streaming organizations are trying to squash it and it's not getting radio play, but we don't listen to radio. We're just us and our friends. People are not using the audio online for their memes. It's slow movement. One. Two. How do you think the Arab world and the Middle East world feels about all of these

Almost like canceled or like lampoon celebrities running to them for I don't like nurturing and love once they can't get it over here. Hmm. Who else?

I mean, Tate immediately. Right. You know, so it's like what happens? You get canceled in America. You just go out there and then they're going to give you some embrace because the celebrity still has some cachet there. And maybe they're not as offended by the cancellations back home. But like, do you think there's any part of them that's like, yo, y'all just come in here because y'all can't get it like that back home. I think they're using them to like, all right, this is cute for now. And then we'll eventually move on to mutual using. I think that window will probably close.

What do you mean by that? Like for Middle Eastern countries, for embracing people, because they're just going to have so much clout that we don't need to take on. That's what I'm thinking. Y'all got the clout. You had every boxing champion in history at the fight. But they paid for every boxing champion to be there. That's fair, but the money is no option today. They have unlimited amounts. Saudi has an unlimited amount of money. It doesn't have to entertain contenders.

Kanye. But it's like American celebrities in Europe. Like older rap artists can still tour crazy in Europe because they don't see them that often. So they get more excited. So there's a novelty. It's a novelty effect. Okay, fair. They're always going to be able to get that pop.

All right. But if they're getting everyone coming through, I think that window for who they embrace. Once it just becomes a place that you go, now you no longer need to rely on the people you can get, which are like the canceled American or European. I don't see it ever becoming. I've ever seen. It's the Middle East. I just don't ever see it becoming a place that everyone just goes. Bro, if you're in Europe. It's growing fast, but it's still not like people are still going to have some reserve where it's just like, you know.

I don't know. It's changing so fast. In three years, it feels like it's changed so much. Honestly, now we're gonna get geopolitical? Yeah. I think this is the reason why the Arab nations have not applied any pressure or seemingly any pressure towards Israel in the conflict right now. They will put out this forward-facing support for the Palestinian people, but they ain't ready to bang.

And I think it's because they're like, listen, we do not want terrorism in this region. We want investment. We want people coming here for vacations. We don't want this area to be synonymous with danger, murder, and killing. We want this shit settled. So Israel, on the low, I think they're basically like, Israel, go in there, get fucking Hamas out of there, handle all that shit right here so this thing can be squashed and everybody can kind of pour in with the dollars. Because I think they tasted it.

They tasted what it's like when you're the bell of the ball. And in Europe, people are going down to the Emirates, they're going down. Now Saudi with these fucking events is looking incredible. There's all these new fights that are already scheduled. You have F1 races. They're like, listen, we can't be thought of as this disgusting terror area of the world. And that will happen if there's ongoing conflict. Handle it. Yeah. And if they backed Palestine, this is gonna go on forever.

So I think they're basically going, hey, how quickly can we knock this shit out because we wanna get back to business as usual. We gotta get Steve Harvey over here immediately. Steve Harvey loves Abu Dhabi. There we go. And if it's good enough for Steve Harvey, it's good enough for me. And you know who doesn't care about that? Iran. And you know who's not going to Iran? Americans ain't going to Iran.

I don't know how many Europeans are going to Iran, I don't know. But they're the ones who don't benefit from that tourism, don't benefit from the Western dollars. Not even just Western dollars, shit, Eastern dollars. Everybody going there for vacation, etc. They have no benefit. So they're like, yeah, let's fuck this up. Y'all against us, let's keep fucking it up. Maybe even Russia comes in as well.

But the other countries there who have tasted the limelight, tasted the enjoyment, tasted that capitalism. I see what you're saying. I think they're like, hey, shut this down as quick as possible. Let's get back to business as usual.

I think long term they see the ability, the potential to become a superpower on like a global stage. Like we're a force, we got the money, we got people that'll do it. You know what I mean? I don't know if they have the numbers to be super power, but I think that they could be an economic destination and a cultural destination in a place where in a hub for entertainment, vacation, business and culture. And it's like that can't happen if people are scared to come here because they're worried that they're gonna get,

a fucking bomb explode in a mailbox and they're going to die. Or they're worried that somebody's going to chuck a rock at their wife for walking around in a skirt. So we need to make this shit feel very cool, calm, and enjoyable for the West because they tasted the dollars of the West. Question. Have they run out of oil or are they running out of oil? Depends on whom. If we're talking about

Saudi Arabia. No, they have oil for- Whatever, talk about Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi still has oil and natural gas, I believe. Are they running out of oil? Dubai has none left. Dubai, okay. Dubai is the best in tourism. So how long can they keep overpaying before-

They run out. I think some countries – I heard this about Qatar. They understood that their oil was drying up. So they had like a – some firm or hedge fund or whatever take the money we're making now and start investing it. And they invested in a ton of – apparently they own like a crazy amount of the skyscrapers in London or something like that. So they are – we're running out of oil money, but we're not running out of money money. They're diversifying. We're running out of oil, but our money has been invested into other things. Like don't they own – who owns Qatar? Qatar.

PSG. Yeah, Paris Saint-Germain. They've invested in these incredibly lucrative businesses, so they're still generating wealth and revenue. But another part of that would be creating a tourism destination. And it's been quite effective. And that's the idea of sports washing or whatever the fuck you want to call it. I'm just wondering how long can they keep overpaying? Because sports washing is overpaying. It's overpaying. They're not making that money back. They're just trying to... It's a PR move. Yeah, it's a big PR move. So it's like how long can they sustain that

Define overpaying. This is a tricky thing here because if the state owns the operation, they don't care about profiting on it, right? They don't need to, because they're not, like Bob Arum or Don King has to profit because that's how they pay their bills, that's how they pay their staff, that's how they pay everything. If they just break even on a fight, right? That's just their whatever it is. Think about all the money that is coming in from hotels, all the money that can come in for potential, not only sponsorships,

Like people have to eat while they're there, right? They're going to go. I don't even think they're breaking even. No, but it's like a loss lead. Like, you know how Walmart would sell toys for less than what they paid for them? Because, you know, when you come to Walmart, you're not just buying toys. You're buying groceries. We're making our money elsewhere. So they have enough money to keep taking. 50 million for a fighter or whatever, we have trillions of dollars. How about this? I'm just saying how long can they keep doing that?

Because every place else can't do that because they're- Well, because other places aren't invested in people looking at that as a possible tourist destination. So for example- I mean, every place. America don't need it. Like for example, America isn't investing in this fight so people come to America because people are already gonna come to America. But we need to believe that Saudi is a place to even go.

So according to this Google search, UAE has proven reserves equivalent to 299 times its annual consumption, meaning without net exports, there will be 299 years of oil left.

But that's all of the UAE. And I think that's like oil and natural gas. Like, I think there's some parts that still have natural gas. And then some part like Abu Dhabi is where like the real money is in. I was just wondering how long can they continue operating this way just to get people like to change the vision in people's minds where it's like, oh, you know what? It is safe to go. How about looking like this? How much people who go to Disney World will go? Think about like this. How much does...

I don't know, who cares? Think about it like this, how much does Tesla pay in advertising and commercials? Zero. Elon is their advertiser.

Maybe Saudi isn't putting out some crazy promotional campaign of come to Saudi Arabia and spending $10 million or $20 million across all these different, you know, not even social media networks, TV studios, all this other shit. And maybe they've gone, all right, instead of spending $50 million that way, why don't we just spend $50 million on the biggest fight? We'll pay double, but we'll have all the eyeballs on what Saudi Arabia is and we'll

get maybe even more benefit because people are actually interested to come here and see what's going on. So maybe they're overpaying, but at the same time, they might be paying the same amount than they would pay to advertise in a more traditional manner for people to come to their country.

Think about how stupid the commercials are. Come to whatever, name a fucking place. It's like, that doesn't work. You know what works? Showing me that they get the biggest fucking fight. I start going, ooh, that might be a place to hit up. You talk about that show house. What's the reality show? Oh, the Real Housewives? Got all the girls wanting to go. If you don't think they paid single old bitches in New York show, what's that called?

Sex in the City to do the second movie in, where did they go for? They went to one Middle Eastern country for the second movie. No, they paid crazy. You don't think that they paid them shit? Hey, they said, hey, make the whole thing about here. Here's a check. Pay them whatever the fuck you want. We don't give a fuck. And then you have the foremost influential old white bitches that influence all the other old white bitches and younger white bitches. Now they're going to go out there.

I just feel like it takes a long time to undo all of the negative press

America has put on that region. I think 10 years max. I think 10 years max before we're like, you know what? It looks kind of lit, though. Yeah, maybe. I think it takes longer. How much money do they have to spend to convince us it's okay? For example, when Taco Bell has all them rats eating the tacos while the place is closed, you take a week off Taco Bell, you're like, ew, what the fuck is going on with Taco Bell? You know what I mean? But then they put out the new Gordita Crunch, and you're like, rats don't fuck with that.

So like they have to, again, you know, basically dig themselves out of that hole. Yeah. And I'm just wondering which one comes first. They're going for it. I don't think. I think they have way more money than time is going to take. Oh, OK. I think. I think we're already kind of looking at it. We're not fully being like that looks lit, but we're like. I think the tricky thing happens. This is why I think the tricky thing happens.

When the places that have built up these tourist destinations that haven't wrapped the tourism around culture, they've just wrapped it around, hey, look at this crazy building or look at this fucking arcade or look whatever. Those can't offer anything when a newer, fancier tourist destination comes out. Italy's not going anywhere. Greece is not going anywhere. Mexico is not going anywhere because they offer thousands of years of history and culture.

So if Saudi is smart, they'll look at the mistakes that have been made and the successes that have been made in the region and go, okay, this is what we have to avoid and this is what we have to lean into. If I'm Saudi-

Or if I'm any of them, I'm wrapping it around culture. Everything has to be culture, culture, culture. Do that a little bit. But keep this good, good. You have a good point. They do it with the, hey, you can dress up, wear the headscarves, take your pictures, be on a fucking camel and shit like that. But at the same time, it's like, hey, women can't do this, or you can't do that, or you're oppressed in this way. It's hard to really wrap it around the culture. You gotta get people addicted to the commerce. And once they've become accustomed to their new life,

they do not wanna sacrifice it. And then once they don't wanna sacrifice it, they're willing to make the changes to continue this new life. And that is the game. So the first thing is get people addicted to the money and the success and driving the nice cars and eating at the fanciest restaurants and all your favorite athletes coming over. And then if they feel that dip even a little bit,

You go, well, people don't want to come here because women can't drive. They feel a little bit. Then they're like, well, let these bitches drive.

There's also maybe elements of the culture we don't even know about like what if they told you like hey We have pyramids of Saudi Arabia you'd be like I have no idea. Yeah, I have no idea what's over there But this is like an ancient country that has about generations of culture that we might not know about because they haven't pushed the cultural You know, I mean, yeah, obviously it shows it's tragic Obviously what has happened to Iraq and we're you know responsible for that as you know America

But there is so much history in Iraq. Like, this is the birthplace of, like, civilization. Like, imagine you could wrap that into the tourism. Like, going to see these fucking ancient relics, the ones that are still there. Like, you're like, holy shit. You're doing Rome again. You're doing Greece again. It's in the Middle East. Like, to me, that's exciting. Like, I... Let's go. I want to see it. And wrap everything around it. You can do the fancy new technological stuff. Just give me a little feeling of the old stuff. You know? And...

Yeah, that was my only issue with Dubai is like it just felt like consumerism for consumerism sake. And they're the first ones. Yeah. So they're like, okay, how do we do this? Yeah, that I feel doesn't last. It doesn't last when a new thing pops up. And I think that's what Saudi is going. They're going, hey, the Emiratis and the Saudis are friends and everybody's cool and shit, but the Saudis are still going, okay. So they dumped a bunch of money into this and they made this technological hub and it's been amazing and successful and it's a tourism destination and people wanna see all this amazing fancy stuff.

But we can also do that. How else can we change it? How else can we improve it? And I think if I'm the Emirates or if I'm Saudi, I'm making a week of programming that you cannot miss if you're part of the jet setter crew. The jet setter crew often dictates culture. In New York, for example, the end of summer, it's Labor Day, people are in the Hamptons,

Immediately, there's the US Open, Labor Day, and the New York Fashion Week, all within like two and a half weeks. If you're like a wealthy person, you're parking yourself here for at least a week of that. Now, if you're not one of those super rich people-

But you're one of us. You're like, oh, dude, I want to go to some Fashion Week parties. Or, oh, dude, what's going on for labor? Oh, US Open? It'd be sick to go check out US Open. You might try to do one of those things. How can you make one week of events? So imagine there's UFC fight, F1, and then there might be some cultural, historical thing in the region. You're like, yo, I can hit all this shit in two weeks. Now, I'm not saying this is it, but UFC fight, F1.

Andrew Schultz show is a weekend now if I'm some guy in England I go bro I go to Dubai for the fucking weekend I get to watch the UFC fight in Abu Dhabi then show to the next night like what's a week of that? Yeah Saudi Arabia Fashion Week. That's what they got to do Okay, here's an f1 race then there's a UFC fight then there's another thing and now the four of us are sitting here going I

Bro, don't you want to watch Izzy fight? Yo, Izzy's fighting. And then we could also watch the F1 show. Why don't we just go there for the week? The girls can go shopping over here. We just go. They got to get the girls, bro. Well. That's the game. They're focusing on the guys. They got to get the women. Because the Russians got that on lock, though. It's on the women. So they're flying. Go, go. I thought there were freelance pros out there. Yeah. You know what I mean? I thought they were just running their own thing. Apparently, it's like...

This is told to me, allegedly. Like Russian mafia. He is tiptoeing. Russian mafia. I don't want to get killed by some Russians. Come on. I can't do any scary white. But basically, these Russian mafia people, like oligarchs, basically, are flying in private jets full of dimes.

And then they just drop them off free range. And then if you go chat with them, they're like, oh, yeah, let's meet up later. Here's my number. And then you meet up, and then there's a guy there that's like, all right, here's what the deal is. And you can either leave or you can stay, but you got to pay their way. I was saying to get that shit going, you have to bring the attractions and get the girls going. Well, that's the beauty of it. I think girls drive. Oh, the girls are going to be there? This is the beauty of Fashion Week. Yeah. Yeah.

The girls all want to be at the fashion events. And no girl's going to turn down the opportunity to even go to a thing. And if you're a young hot chick, you want to be invited to all the fashion events. So if you build cultural tentpoles around these events that women really want to be at. What do chicks like? That's something they haven't been doing. What do girls like, bro? They're like,

Instagram pictures. How can you do? What's the shit in Miami that's about to happen? Basel. Oh, Basel. Oh, God. Things where you can take pictures. So here's the thing that's tricky. How exactly can you do a fashion show in a place that preaches modesty for the women? So if there's going to be this fashion show where you're going to have cleavage out. That's why I think that I don't know how much I want to have. You have to find another way. What is another thing that these beautiful women want to be at? What are beautiful women like, dude? Ah, car shit.

This guy's side is crazy What is it? That's a good question. Like how can they I mean f1 is

I think women like, but I think they don't like the race. They just like that it is a form of luxury. It's like a yacht week or something like that. And it's not women going. It's the women on the arms of the guys going. Exactly, yeah. Whereas fashion, it's like chicks will go if we go on or not. Yes. So what is the move? What do girls like? Money? Girls like money? You do that?

I think you can tie it around fashion and like dressing up like Kentucky Derby shit. What's the Derby day or whatever where girls get to wear them fucking hats and all that? That's again Instagram at the moment. That's conservative. The only problem is their conservative dressing for women isn't as fashion forward. Look like a mummy. It's all haram, bro. Exactly. Everything girls like is haram. What's up with that? Yo, low key.

That's why they had to do it. Because they know what they like. And they got to stifle them desires, bro. It wasn't always like that. It wasn't always like that. Maybe falconing? Why are they all like falcons out there? Have you noticed that? I like a falcon. No, I just saw a picture, bro. Saudis be falconing, bro. Actually, out there, they like all animals. Bro, you saw this?

Mother charted a whole airplane. Oh and just lined it up with Falcons. They already can fly bro. Idiot. Yes They already fly you don't even need to put them in a plane so funny. That's a hit. That's hilarious That is a crazy don't even fly my boy Put him in coach. So that's fucked up. This is where I was sitting My girl is back here. They're talking so much. I don't know. I saw Falcon almost died this weekend. Actually. This is true story I'm having evil times

I think you're talking about Ludacris. He did almost die. Did Ludo almost die? I got freaked out. The eye was coming down from Machete. He didn't look comfortable at all, bro. You saw him? I wouldn't be either. That shit was crazy. That was terrifying. He was letting the audience sing along.

I feel like he was talking to the operators. Like, no, move. I need to get down. Seriously, please help me out. But no, no. I was at Medieval Times and they had a falcon come out in the middle of the show. And then the falcon flies around the whole thing. And then it flew into a net. Oh, they still do that? Yeah. I do remember that. You remember that?

That shit was impressive. But your falcon didn't fly directly into a net and get stuck for a couple minutes. Nah. Flew into the net, got stuck, and then everyone kind of stopped cheering. And then it flew down, and then they caught it with the rope thing. And then the falcon was just kind of on the ground for a little bit. And that's what you loved about medieval times? That's that Florida boy. Like, up here, we got it under control. Nah, this was falcon's first day. He was struggling. All the little nephews were like, what's up with the bird? And then immediately after, they serve you a half chicken. You're like, oh my God. That is a little crazy. This is the old falcon. Switch it to chicken, though.

Thank God. With us, we used the big-ass turkey leg or whatever the fuck it was. I'm glad they went chicken. Yeah, I have chicken. It was amazing, bro. Honestly, I enjoyed it. Still no seasoning. No seasoning, but they didn't have seasoning in medieval times. It's salty, bro. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't remember? It was just no seasoning on the meat, on the meat, Paul. Oh. But, like, it was, like, just...

I'm talking about that tomato soup. Oh, Dragon's Blood? You're talking about Dragon's Blood? Yeah, that's what they call it. They didn't have tomatoes. That's a New World thing, but they did have Dragon's Blood back in medieval times. That's right. Tomatoes came from here. I like how they cut costs and just say that's how things were back then. We could pay for spice or just say there was no spice back then. Exactly. No knives or forks. But this is the shit I don't understand. They used to wrap meat in salt to preserve it and keep it for long distances and shit?

use it in the season and when you're cooking it. I think it was Middle Eastern, bro. See, they were on season early. No, like on long journeys. They would just fucking cover the meat in salt. I don't think whites did that. I think whites did it. I don't know, bro. I don't know if whites were on the preservation. I was on the right shit, yeah. Even the whites? Yeah. Yo, Miles is on his shit today. Y'all got to give it up for Miles. Let's give it up for Miles. All those Falcons have passports.

We're back. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that is actually a little wild. The UAE gives out Falcon passports. What? That's crazy. I like that. Isn't that sick? I like that. That's a place that's not going to last. They're at the gate. There's enough bitches. There's enough birds. Are they going to the customs?

Anything to declare? Bro, that's crazy. So that guy not only got 80 seats, he got 80 Falcon passports. Wow, that's so rich. That's awesome. Holy shit. That's awesome. Yeah, you got to respect it. Anyway, we got to go to Medieval Times. That's all I'm saying. It's crazy they respect Falcons more than women. Ain't that crazy? Yeah, I know. I know. I don't know. They're both covered up. Naughty, not? No.

Now these Falcons, they can't see. Oh, that's a little, wow, they got the head covered. That's crazy. They're still a little covered. They got mini towels. They also don't have hair. You got to cover the hair. Falcons got no hair, only feathers. Come on, bro. All right, what else we got? I want to do feelings, no facts. Let's do feelings, no facts, rifle through, and then we out. We can just rifle through, dude. All right. So there's a protest going on in Ireland right now. Did you see this? Yeah. What was that about?

Apparently there was a dude that stabbed someone. I don't really know. I think he was an Algerian immigrant. He was an immigrant that went there to Ireland. I don't know if he was legal or if he came through as refugee status, but basically stabbed someone. And now people are pissed off that they're just letting people into the country that are doing violent acts. So what's the deal? Protests bucking off. People are going crazy. McGregor is very outspoken and telling people his opinions. He seems pretty diplomatic about it, but he's very much like, let's lock it down. What's going on?

You know what's funny is that there's been like a series of elections where the quote unquote like extreme right candidate has either won or has gotten close to winning. Really close to winning. Right? So this seems to be like a trend. Yeah. How much longer can you call that the extreme right? As opposed to? What people want. Like, do you know what I'm saying? Like, you have to have a different form of description if-

Almost the majority or the majority starts to desire this, right? And I understand you're labeling in that way as a pejorative, right? You're trying to like insult these people and their beliefs. But if their beliefs reflect what the people want, that is wrong.

Kind of public sentiment. Yeah, but it's the left labeling at us extreme, right? It's not the right saying we are the extreme, right? I think that's a good point But I think media in general and I don't want to like label media in general as left even though sometimes it might lean that way But media media in general tends to call it the extreme Right, which I don't know if is the best term if it's becoming more popular and I think that's a way to like I don't know if this is their goal, but they're kind of

using it as a way to almost discredit them or make them radioactive. But by doing that, you're not listening to what the people are concerned about. Interesting. You know what I'm saying? Whether or not they're right or wrong, there's still something that they're bothered by that isn't being spoken to by the regular right or the center. Or the left. And I think it

Is maybe better to like stop name calling and start figuring out what the fuck. Yeah. Listen to the people and why they voted that way. Yeah. I think that was. You know what I'm saying? Like. Yeah. We did that with Trump. Every Trump supporter is a racist. Blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden this guy gets elected and you're like, well, why don't we figure out why? Okay. Let's say he's racist. He's all these other things. But what is he?

to these people. Yes. Why do they vote for him? And then I can speak to what you need better than I feel this quote unquote racist guy can. Yeah. I think that was a massive thing the left just didn't want to do. It was just easy to discredit him. And then you end up discrediting those people and those people get frustrated. And they get more frustrated and more emboldened to vote for this guy and that party and fuck you guys. And less heard. Yes. And just willing to go for the guy that's like saying the right shit, even if he doesn't have the policies to back it up. Yeah. When you're not heard at all,

and somebody speaks to what you're feeling, you can very easily block out all the other fuck shit they say. So you might as well just hear these people. Listen. Listen to them. And then all of a sudden they won't feel like there's only one option.

Yeah. They'll feel like every time they turn on the TV, they'll be like, yeah, wow, I am frustrated for that reason. Yeah. And you know what? I don't have to vote for this super extreme guy because at least I am being heard and hopefully these other politicians will listen to what's going on. Now, there is a certain percentage of them that are gonna be racist. There's a certain percentage of them that are gonna be anti-Semitic, that are gonna be Islamophobes. That also exists, but to paint them with that brush. Yeah. That's where you get dangerous because it does really make them go, you know what? Fuck you. Yeah.

I'm going to vote for that motherfucker. All right, fine. I'm racist. If I'm already racist and I can't do nothing about it, I'm going to vote for the guy who cares about my farm. Yeah. And it bothers you and you bother me and label me as all this stuff. So fuck you. That's another reason I'm voting for him. Yeah. Yeah. You see this new dude in Argentina? Yeah. With the sideburns? The chipmunk? Bro, what is up with all these guys having like the same vibe? Hair. What's his deal? Is he...

I don't know. I don't really know a ton about it. Can't trust guys with weird haircuts, man. They're always up to something. They are. I mean, the whole vibe is crazy, dude. Yeah, it's wild, dude. I mean, crazy sideburns. And then the Dutch guy's got the same vibe. Yeah. You saw him? Who's that? Pops? Yeah. Low-key.

Yeah, this guy? Who is this? He's the Argentine prime minister or something like that. He just won the election. He's a libertarian. He says he's gonna shut down the central bank of Argentina. Oh, fuck. Oh, good luck. Yeah. You're dead. Yeah. Immediately, right? But low key, there's part of me that goes- But it's so fucked up on our part. That what? Because we're killing him. He's gonna-

But the thing that- You're stepping out a lot. With that, okay, let's say for example, you have frustrations. Obviously, I saw one documentary and then I freak out on the central bank. We printed how many trillion dollars during COVID? Oh, yeah. Inflation went up like, what, 10%? A lot. In certain industries, it went up 50, maybe went 100. But overall inflation, I think, went up, they said, like 8% or something like that.

Bravo, Central Bank. You know what I mean? Well done, Fed. We can talk about all the shit that they do, but- They managed the crisis well, you're saying? They fucking managed it okay. Now, Argentina might have 100% inflation one day. The next day, there's no money in the fucking ATMs. Their central bank, if they are in charge of monetary policy and it is on them to make sure that they maintain the Argentine currency and protect it-

Over the last, whatever it is, 20, 30, I don't even know how long it is that they've had these kind of crises. If they keep fucking up, my man has every right to be like, yo, they're not doing a job. Get them out. Peace. If you say that about America, I need you to really convince me

Because it's gonna be hard to convince the four of us sitting right here whose money seems to be doing okay. Yeah. Like yeah, we're losing some value to inflation, but nothing compared to what Argentina would lose if they printed $2 trillion in a fucking pandemic. It's true. So I do understand why he could say something like that when he's campaigning and people would be like, yeah, fuck that bank. Cuz one day I had $100, now I got 50. Yeah. And that sucks. Yeah. And if there's someone who's in charge of that shit,

And this keeps happening? Get him. Yeah. Am I crazy to think that? No, that makes sense. Yeah, I'm curious how long he holds out. Oh, they're going to kill him. Yo, you saw LaMelo had to cover up his tattoo? No, what is it? So he has LF. His middle name is LaFrance. And he has LF tattooed underneath his ear.

And the NBA basically made him cover it up because his clothing brand is LF, I believe. And what, the NBA has some sort of sponsorship or something like that? They basically say you can't be advertising your own personal assets or your own personal endorsements. What about his shoes that were his own brand? So I don't know why that's an exception with the clause. I don't actually understand what the deal is. But I guess these brands have...

direct partnerships with the NBA. So if you do a sneaker with Nike or with some other brand, then it's okay. But if it's your own personal thing, there was another player that had a Supreme tattoo. I forget who it was. Why didn't he just say that LF stands for something else? Well, I mean, it does stand for his middle name. So technically, I guess it works. Yeah, I would just argue that one. I'd be like, LF means something else. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But they said, nah. I think this... Also, the Supreme... It's like Akash Akash. Yep.

It was the Supreme Sleeve and I think J.R. Smith wore it. Remember J.R. Smith wore like the Supreme Sleeve? It was like a leg sleeve or something like that. I think that there was an issue with And One tattoos. Like And One might have even been like paying players if they got the And One dude. This could be Hindustani facts. That's a better way to say it. That's the cover-up.

So he has to cover it up during the game. That's corny, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's corny. It's your body, your joint. But like low key. Yeah. But they probably on them heavy because they first did a big baller brand. And I'm sure NBA wasn't cool with that. But should you be able to advertise anything? Like if you got a tattoo for...

Some random brand. Yeah. Or your own personal brand. As long as there's not like a morality clause in it. Like, for example, if you're advertising Brazzers or Pornhub, that might go against like the league standards. Yeah, that makes us look. But just like advertising, like let's say somebody had a fucking Rolex crown tattoo. Like you got to cover that up. Yeah. Because it's Rolex. Jordan can't get a Jumpman tattoo? Well, I guess they have a deal with the NBA, the Jordans. But still, like, I don't know. That's goofy, bro.

I don't know. NBA's thing is just like, yo, you're not going to use us to advertise your personal shit unless we're getting a piece. The fuck I'm not. Fuck that. The fuck I'm not. But they are employees for this organization. And they're like, hey, this is the rules of the organization. Technically, they're not employees of the NBA. They're employees of the team. And the team hires the NBA to manage all the teams. So the NBA is hired.

I know it feels like it's not that way, but- So then when Ja is waving his gun, whose rules is he bringing? The NBA is the sanctioning and the governing body of these teams, but the owners come together and agree to let them have-

What is it? A governance? Well, then his point would still stand. So like the NBA is making the rules. You commissioned the NBA to enforce. I guess you're right. Yeah, I guess you're right. But I also just think it's corny. Like it's his own personal brand. It is. But then it's like because then they have to be cutthroat with it because you let a little bit go. And now you have a player who's going to get like, yeah, the NFL will like, you know, something tattooed across his forehead or something like that.

Something on his jersey or something like that. No, but if it's on your body, I'm okay with that. They can't stop you from getting the tattoo, but they can stop you from showing it. Yeah. That's where it sort of is. Yeah. What about Dua Lipa asking Tim Cook if they use child-mind cobalt? That seems fun. That seems very fun. I mean, that's got to be set up. Like, there ain't no way to... Also, is there adult-mind cobalt? Is that not a problem? Is that okay? Yeah, that's funny. Yeah.

Yeah, why don't they get adults in there, dude? Why do a Leepa? There's got to be setup. Does she have a podcast? No, they just get a famous person. Apple hires a famous person to ask them softball questions or hardball questions that they have answers for cooked up and ready to go. Because his flip on it was fantastic. His flip on it was like, our goal is to be completely recyclable. He goes, the Apple Watch is made with 100% recycled cobalt and all the materials are recycled and like,

There's like no footprint here, play it. But the cobalt that's in that phone has not been mined like using child labor in the DRC. Yes, we can because we do two things. Well, first of all, I should back up and say... It sounds like a South Park area. Our objective over time is to take nothing from the earth. But for those products that we still do mine for some of our other products...

We have an intense level of tracing to make sure that the labor used is not child labor. Okay. Notice the question. I think we do labor. Yeah. Well, it's going to be labor. Yeah, man. We're just going to make sure that kids don't do it. We don't give them a fuck if adults do it. Adult slaves. That's not real. It has to happen. Yeah. Somebody got to mind it. Yeah. That's her podcast.

Say again? That's her podcast. Yeah. Oh, so she has a regular podcast. It's called Dua Lipa At Your Service. There's three seasons. She interviews people. Everybody start a podcast. It's amazing. You guys all have a voice.

But yeah, it is a little wild. As long as it's not kids doing it, we just tolerate it. I want to do that sketch of trying to tell a child soldier he's too old to be in it. Yeah, you're done. Unfortunately, you've aged out of the child program. You've got to go regular. He's like, fuck, dude. Just a soldier? I don't know.

I take pride in being a kid soldier. Come on, dude. UNICEF is handing out rice. How old are you? Yeah, there's no benefits anymore. Everyone feels bad for a child soldier. No one feels bad for that grown-up soldier. All right, what else we got? Do we have one more then we out of here? Anything leaping out at you? Ian Gary's wife. This is a tricky one.

So Ian Gary is the up-and-coming UFC star. He has his wife is significantly older than him. I think she's like 40. He's like 26. They have a child together. Ian is talented as fuck, and he's got all the things. He can talk. He can fight. He can promote. He's got it all. I guess some people found that Ian's wife wrote a book about

Wives and girl wag stands for wise and girls in this base like how to get an athlete Yeah, and if you don't look into the book, it's actually an audiobook if you don't look into the book at all and

The perception is this older woman locked down this young rising star, gets the baby. I think he took her name as well. There's a lot of things. There's this rumor. I don't even know if this is true. I heard he took the ex-husband's name. Or the ex-husband is in the house with them or something like that? Yeah.

I think his wife still has the ex-husband's name and I think he took the ex-husband's name. Yeah, something like that. I could be wrong. Yeah, so that the kids don't feel like they're not related or something like that. There's a lot going on here. But I looked into the book, the book isn't serious.

Yeah, it's like a satirical book. It's satire. Yeah. Yeah, it's making fun of the thing that she ended up being, I guess. Right? It's like, if you want to be a wife, then you've got to go get all this plastic surgery, and you've got to get your lips done, and your hair, and you've got to spend all this. It is tongue-in-cheek. The whole thing is satire. Yeah.

It's not even like a real, it's like a short, it's not like a full- It's 11 fucking pages or something like that. It's not real. So I think what's happening here is there's just a lot of pieces of information that if you look at them on the surface, they look really damning. And you look at this young superstar, potentially superstar athlete, and you're like, oh, fuck, did he get tricked by one of these women?

Because all the, he's taken the name of the ex, is the ex actually living with him? She's much older and she wrote this book. But then you look in the book and it is making fun of these women that end up doing that.

So I'm curious even her perspective on it, which is I wonder if she's like, I can't believe I ended up being a wife of an athlete. I used to make fun of these girls for fucking years. What the hell is going on? I wonder if she could even reflect and be like, I get it. This looks horrible. Yeah, we joke about it all the time. We tease, I became this thing I made fun of, right? I wonder that. But on the surface, it looks atrocious, right?

And especially right now when you've got, you know, a incredibly popular red pill community on the Internet, which is dying for their newest woman who is treating a man like shit that they could all bag on. This looks like food. Yeah. Yeah. With like the wake of like the Dylan Logan stuff. Oh, they're looking for their new version of Logan's fiance. And this was served up right there. And but nobody bought the book. Yeah. Yeah.

Why would you? I don't want to learn that it isn't what it looks like from the outside. Now, that being said, there are some other quite interesting and potentially dubious pieces of information here you'd like to get to the bottom of. You know what I mean? Like, if homeboy's living with y'all, he better be paralyzed. You know what I'm saying? Like, he better be neck down, feeding poop. Like, there better be a fucking reason. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, if we don't even know if that's true then taking the name is wild Yeah, but the ex-husband is there for what reason I think of dietary reasons Yeah, they say he's a the nutritionist But again, this is from like a random Instagram account or a Twitter account that I'm reading this from I think like was strictly the confidence you have when you can murder people Yeah, like when you with your bare hands can murder anybody you'll be like, yo bring your exes around you and

That's the confidence that we don't have. Cuz we're like, I'm gonna have to fight this guy, he might be nice. But when you could murder people with your bare hands, you'd be like, yo, invite all your exes to dinner. I wanna look at all of them. You could look at this the other way, you'd be like, yo, your ex is making me salmon.

Yo, put your apron on, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Cook me some food, yo. There's another way to look at this. You can flip it. So it is trickier. I'm okay with my level of insecurity. I'm okay with not bringing your exes around. Oh, no, no, your ex ain't gonna be around. Yeah, yeah. None of that shit gonna happen. But there is a way to flip it if you want to. Yeah, if it's true. If it's true. We don't know if it's even true. Yeah.

What's the internet saying? I don't know. I haven't read a ton about it. I just am. I mean, Strickland can get the people going. Oh, dude. Yeah. Entertaining champion. Entertaining champion. Fantastic. Absolutely. And he truly has the I don't give a fuck of a fighting champion.

Yeah, there is a corporatization of a fighting champion. And that comes with making hundreds of millions of dollars by being champion. And you start going, ooh, I gotta watch what I say, I gotta watch what I do. Sean Strickland doesn't feel like he has a single corporate tie that he has to care about. What he is tied to is punching people in the face.

And that is the only expectation he's going to have. Yeah. And then he'll go wild and say that kind of stuff. Yeah. He kind of is speaking like a person that could fight you and there's nothing you could say about it. Right. Yeah. Which is incredibly exciting to watch. Yeah. I mean, just not caring when you're in a position of power is like the most interesting thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But Fifth doesn't need to beat you up. Fifth got this thing where he's like,

50 might be the goat, bro. 50 might be the goat of goats because that motherfucker hasn't changed a bit and he's been in the most cancelable business that there is, which is Hollywood. And he hasn't changed a bit. His jokes hasn't changed. Hasn't bit his tongue for nothing.

He must have something on these motherfuckers. He's had vitamin water money. He's had money to lose for 20 years. Yeah. Fit the GoPro. Fit the GoPro. Yo, 50, come on in, please. And it's getting to the point where it's like, if 50 has a problem with somebody- He's right. I'm starting to be like- Yeah. We might need to look into it. Think how scared- If 50 got a problem with somebody, we might need to look into- Because he don't just have random beef for nothing. Mm-hmm.

It felt like that initially, cuz when we were coming up, there was this song, How to Rob, where 50 was just going at everybody. And I think this was this form of getting attention in an incredibly volatile arc. Say again? 6ix9ine. Yeah, on some 6ix9ine shit. Older 5th is a little bit more pointed and targeted in who he's talking about. And it's getting to the point where it's like-

We might need to look into it. And to your point about how he's fearless and don't... Think of how scared everybody was to go at Diddy. That's not even on some cancelable shit. That's on some we're actually frightened. You would hear whispers. You wouldn't hear... 50 was just saying things. But 50, part of his animosity towards Diddy is because Diddy fucked his baby moms. Who was that? I think the half Asian baby mom. 50 has a couple baby moms. But so...

That kind of started, because remember, they did a song together. You know, the billionaire song when it was him, Jay, and Diddy, Jay-Z, 50. You remember that? No, what's the song? I Got Money? Yeah, I Got Money remix. I Got Money. Yeah. So it was like, at one point in time, they were at least able to be on the same song together, and then something went left. And I think...

The left point happened to be. No, it was the parody. That's what it was. Oh, yeah. A parody's nuts in your fucking mouth. Guys, welcome back, baby. It's been slavery. We love y'all. We appreciate y'all. See y'all on Patreon Friday. Peace.