I know they're not. Oh, now they're recording. Now we're a go. Hey, friends. Ted Danson here to tell you all about my new podcast from Team Coco and Sirius XM that's coming to you June 12th. It's called Where Everybody Knows Your Name with me, Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson. Sometimes.
Woody and I wanted to do this podcast because life took us in different directions since we got to meet on Cheers. And that was, wow, nearly 30 years ago. Anyway, we finally get to spend some time together. Plus, we get to introduce each other to the friends we've made since Cheers.
Some of them the most interesting people in the world. Here's a taste. Most of my life hasn't been intentional at all. It was all just big mistakes and I'm lucky. Name a mistake. Are you talking relationship or... Activism or... Everything. Places I've traveled to, people I've married. No, not really.
People I've had affairs with. No, it's like... Ted seems to care about things and think about more than himself. Right. And you seem like someone who's just devoted your whole life to self-pleasure, just living in the moment, good times. I think that sums it up pretty good. No, that's not true.
I didn't really know Dax. Oh, I thought you, okay. I was chewing gum and he said, do you have any more gum? And I said, no, just this. And I kind of like coyly took it out of my mouth like this. Oh, nice. Nice move. And he grabbed it from me and he goes, I'll take it. And then he put it in his mouth and I was like, this guy wants to fuck me. Yeah, it's on. Oh.
Oh, I wish I hadn't taken Woody's gum out of his mouth. I love this guy. I love you too, Woody. You f***ing asshole. You f***ing dickwad. I want to be a f***ing asshole. I'm learning. I swear to God, I'm learning. That was Jane Fonda, Conan O'Brien, Kristen Bell, and Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
There's many more to come, and it's always a great time when Woody drops in. So head on over to where everybody knows your name, hit follow, and we'll see you right back here on June 12th. New episodes every Wednesday.