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The Iconic 400 Part V

2024/10/11
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The hosts discuss the technical difficulties encountered while recording the final part of their Iconic 400 list and express their disappointment. Despite the setback, they proceed with the recording, introducing the producer and addressing the recent hurricanes and their impact. They also reflect on the significance of the Iconic 400.
  • The hosts encountered technical difficulties during the recording of the final part of the Iconic 400 list.
  • The hosts express their disappointment but decide to proceed with the recording.
  • They address the recent hurricanes and encourage listeners to offer support if possible.

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Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Vibe shift. Vibe shift. A little bit of an explanation that we owe everybody. We did sit down for a full, I would say, what, four and a half hours? Something like that. Something like that. And wouldn't you know it, part five, the final...

Run of this 400, iconic 400 list, part five, the audio done fucked up.

It was, in fact, human error. Not on our parts. Not on our parts. Certainly not on our parts. But here we are. I mean, we're taking time out of both of our busy schedules. It's no one at the network's fault either. No. Big Money Players has never been stronger and closer. We are a tight unit. And thank you to the whole team. Everyone tried their best to salvage the audio and the video. Suffice it to say, we will never be putting ourselves in a position where this will ever happen again.

And by that position, we mean that studio. Let's just say that. We're not saying where it was. We're just saying, woof, what a disappointment. Because we sat there for a very long time to record this. But you know what? We love you more than we feel our disappointment. And so here we are recording part five of the Iconic 400. This is the grand finale. By the end of this episode, you will know who number one is. We want to introduce hot producer Becca to the chat. Hello. Hello.

She has been dinging and donging. And I just, I did think about this the other day. I said, she had to keep her eye on the damn clock for everything.

400 times, like 400 rounds. I said, that is focus. While Chicha was on her lap barking and jarking. And she's back. She's back. There she is. Oh, Chicha. Oh, wow. This is amazing. She didn't make the list. But Chicha is honorable mention with Halsey. With Halsey. Chicha and Ashley, congratulations. You know, as we said, HM is sometimes better than being on the list. 100%. Now, just before we launch into everything, I did just want to say one thing.

Oof, you guys. The hurricane that just... The hurricanes that have happened down in Florida, all really along the coast from North Carolina on down. And inland. It's so devastating. My family is personally affected and...

Just think of those people. If you're in a giving mood right now, I know everyone's being asked for money a lot. But there's people that really need help. And so you can spare literally anything. Do your research about... I can't off the top of my head say where exactly to send money. But just please be aware that there's people that are a lot of...

This is just a serious amount of devastation. And there was no way to come back from the first one in time for the second one. Of course, it would be helpful if the governor of the state, you know, took a call from the president and vice president of the United States. But, yeah.

I guess he's not willing to do that. It would be helpful if federal funding would not be held hostage either. So this is why, even though, again, we are very aware that you're not all ATMs, this is incredibly devastating and overwhelming and sad. And please do what you can. And if you're affected, we are with you. And thank you for listening. If on the off chance you are listening to us as you are like surveying the damage that has been wrought into your world and your lives...

hi. Any reflections that you have, Matt, as we head into this? I guess this is a nice moment that we have of respite reflecting on the iconic 400 before we dash through to the finish line. Well, I mean, let's just say that it's about to get really tough to keep it to 30, but we're going to fucking do it. Let's

Head in. Let's head in. To number 78. Reba McIntyre. Reba, you know, you spoke of a girl named Fancy and how it was her one chance and she took it. And I'm taking my one opportunity right now to say, Reba, you were a legend in all ways. A legend in all ways, in music, in entertainment in general. You know what? Another person like Lisa Rinna, who you can recognize by her silhouette alone.

And can we say a survivor?

Yes. A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops? Dang. Number 77, Neil Patrick Harris. We just talked about mommy. This is kind of daddy. This is daddy. This is daddy doogie. This is daddy magician. Daddy. We still don't know what happened. How he made that suitcase disappear or something at the Oscars? Oh, he's making so many things disappear. You can find him in the Magic Castle turning tricks. Hopefully in more ways than one, because I'll say it hot.

Hey. What? Am I allowed to say the man is hot? I thought the man is hot. You're allowed to say the man is hot. He doesn't have to be turning tricks for that to be true. I'm available. Dog. Okay. Number 76. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Really, I mean, there are gays who will lay down their life. We said it about Buffy, but we got to say it at Sarah Michelle Gellar. Like, gays will lay down their entire life for this woman and talk about cruel intentions. Yeah.

Talk about cruel intentions. Talk about, look, iconic showbiz marriage that has stood the test of time. 100%. Three named legends. Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar. Come on. They said it couldn't be done. They said it couldn't be done. Number 75, Frank Sinatra. What a crooner. What a voice. What a legend. Do you think he killed Marilyn? Excuse you? Do you think he killed Marilyn?

Is that what people think? That's what I think. We can only have so many conspiracy theories with Big Frank. I don't think it was JFK. I think it was FS. Why? Duh.

Number 74, Kristen Wiig. I mean, the best to ever do it, in my opinion. Her, Will, Maya, I'm like, name another legend. Name another legend, like, you will struggle to do it. I mean, this is just, first of all, to say nothing of Bridesmaids, which is, I think, one of the great films ever.

But also, Barb and Star. Is there anything funnier than Barb and Star? No, truly nothing funny. And you know what? Grape Stomp Lady, that's it. Grape Stomp Lady, that is the only funnier thing. And she, okay. Number 73, Cameron Diaz. Talk about iconography. In Charlie's Angels, when she wakes up and it's like, Heaven must be missing an angel. And she shakes her little booty and she's like, wow.

And then she answers the door to the UPS guy and she goes, you know, I signed a waiver so you can just feel free to stick it in my slot. Stick it in my slot. Oh, wait. The best scene in cinema history is the karaoke scene of My Best Friend's Wedding. And that was her Star Wars born moment. People think it was the mask. It was that. Mask, no. People think it was something about Mary, no. Just don't know what to do with myself.

- So good. Number 72, Muna. - Muna. - Greatest man in the world. - Greatest man in the world. Katie, Naomi, Joe, y'all are the queer hotties of all time. - And me. - Name hotter people. You can't. - Can't. Even through the years and the eras.

Katie Gavin and I have, I'm just going to say, we have a crackling chemistry and something will happen. And it's been mutually acknowledged and something will happen. You know what I mean? Do you have a song with her on your album? No, bitch. It's about to be a what? What? A girl fight. Katie fight? Gay fight? Not us fighting over Katie.

Yeah, absolutely. Number 71, Liza Minnelli. Thank you for caring. Thank you for caring. Whoa, that was not a good Liza. It wasn't. Uh-oh. It wasn't your best. Number 70, Princess Diana. Oh, my God. I mean, what is there to say? Moment of silence. Moment of silence.

I want to apologize for an I don't think so honey that I did when we were in London where I said it was the troll bowl and I picked out Princess Diana and I said I don't think so honey. That's not your fault. Princess Diana, drive your own car. I just want to publicly apologize for that. Sometimes I don't think so honey happens and things get carried away. You know what I'm saying? Ding. Number 69. Princess Peach. Peach.

A leader. A leader. An iconic blonde. Oh, yeah. Loves the theater. And in the latest game, Princess Peach, that's Princess Peach Showtime. She's at the theater. What do you think about her relationship with her people, the Toads? Oh, they love her. They adore her. They vote for her in droves. You think it's a democracy there? No. Pure monarchy, but no one minds. It's a benevolent monarchy. I see. I see. Okay. Well, I can get on board with it if you feel like everyone's happy there and feels represented. Yeah.

I do. Dung. Okay. Number 68. Tree pain.

You made it. I'm serious. This is Amy Adams' Oscar. Yeah. Amy Adams' Oscar is the tree pain biopic. It's like Zero Dark Thirty in that, sort of. It's like a very gritty, realistic drama about what happened after Kim and Kanye pulled their bullshit. We need that. That's Amy Adams' Oscar. I think there's a trilogy or quadrilogy in this. You have this one. You have the Brittany Mahomes thing. See?

Okay. Number 67. Number 67. Jane Austen. Thank you. Thank you for giving us a vibe.

Certainly a vibe. You can't say that all those awesome movies collectively together aren't a vibe. Because it's not Merchant Ivory. No, no. It's not. You know what I'm saying? It's its own vibe. I'm in Jane world. Dowry vibes. It's Jane's world. Dowry vibes. Rain in the field. Dong. Oh, yeah. Not dysentery, but coughing. What did you call it? Pneumonia. Pneumonia. Tuberculosis. Number 66. Paula Abdul. Dong.

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You wanted one pretty person. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She brought the effervescence to American Idol. It's true. She also brought the goofiness. I'll never forget playing against her in Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and she spun the wheel and one time the wheel almost took her with it. No. Number 65. The Rockettes. Get in a line, girls.

Come on, ladies. Now let's get in formation. You better raise your knee to the same height as the girl next to you. And y'all better be leggy AF. You know what Miss Mama from the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders says since leaving the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders? She's now trying out for the Rockettes and she says it's harder. Wow. And that's how you know.

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Number 63, Jennifer Lawrence. Come on. Can I say something? Someone else try and do No Hard Feelings that well. Oh my God. No, no fucking way. Someone else. That movie was paid dust. Oh my God. It was such a good movie. Also, I volunteer as Dan. Oh my God.

I volunteer as tribute to Stan. I volunteer as tribute. Not only was that a great moment in her career, but it was a moment for memes. A rallying cry. It was a moment for memes. Also, I want to say Silver Linings Playbook. Watch it again. Oh. Because you will be as just as thrilled the first 15 times you watched it. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. Number 62. The Empire State Building in New York. Girl, the lights on her.

She is sparkling diamond jewel of the city. Listen, even as a representative of Rockefeller Center, and that's both of us. Yeah, you got to give it up. We both have big connections to 30 Rock. Of course. And the top of the rock. But we have to give it up for the Empire State Building, the most famous building in the world. I'll set it. Number 61, Christine Baranski. Christine Baranski.

Talk about Martha May. Yeah, Martha May. I mean, we wouldn't be talking about Martha May as an icon if it wasn't for Christine Baranski. Also, like, Christine Baranski, it's a constant...

lifting of the material. - Yes. - It is always, always better for having Christine Baranski in these projects. - Gilded age, to go from gilded age to the good fight. So she did that within two years of each other. - Dong. - Mamma Mia, two words. Number 60. - Number 60, pink. My down bitch showed, in the words of Peyton Dix, my down bitch showed her pussy. - Yeah, that's how she got her name pink.

Her friends saw her vagina and said, that's pink. Damn, that's pink. Sometimes pink will be so high in the air that when you look up, you also see the stars around her. And that is how I want her to be remembered in culture. Amongst the stars. Yeah, shot into the air by a cannon. Sing so! Amongst the stars where she belongs. And the moon and the sun. Dong!

Number 59, Will Ferrell. Daddy. Daddy. Father. Our kind father. Our kind, tall, funny father.

Our kind, tall, funny, sensitive, available father. Ally father. Our ally father. That's the title of our book about Will. Our ally father. Our ally father. He is just, we can't say enough good things about him. I could cry thinking about what this man has done for our lives and for the lives of his friends and his fans.

Will and Harper, that better win every trophy. Oscar, every Oscar. Number 58, The Fire Island Pines. There's something for everyone. People go, oh, it's just for, you know, a certain kind of gay. No. What do you and I do when we go there? We stay in the house. We play games.

Eat pizza. Eat pizza. Have a little cocktail. Sometimes eat ass and get sick. Girl, not both of us. Just you. Listen, sometimes you have... It's choose your own adventure. Sometimes you eat pizza and watch Barb and Star. Other times you eat so much ass, you get sick. And watch Barb and Star. Ha ha ha ha ha!

We love the Fire Island Pines. We love Barb and Star. Number 57. Jennifer Lopez. You know, I just watched an Instagram she posted and guess what she was saying? Vote. Good for her. She said, let's get loud and vote. She better be at the inauguration of Kamala Harris. I want the same exact rendition of, what was it? America the Beautiful? What was it? Let's get loud. See two shining seas.

And then I want her to sing. Let's get loud. Waiting for tonight. Oh, she owns that green light. I love you, puppy. Number 56. Bob Ross. I know this is your king. This is my king. After school, I didn't grow up with cable. So guess what? PBS was my best friend. And I would watch Bob Ross.

Bob, Julia Child, fucking, you know, Between the Lions, Sesame Street. But Bob Ross held it down and ASMR before ASMR was invented. This is the king of, this is tall, kind, sensitive painter king ally. I love when a man paints. You know what? He fought in the war and he said, I don't want to kill anymore. I only want to create beauty. He did. Dong. Number 55. Rihanna. You are the world's richest functional marijuana addict.

You are a real Housewives super fan. You wrote and sang Desperado. You are the mother to a son named Riot Rose. You have Aesop Rocky locked down. You said, we found love in a hopeless place. And in Rihanna, we found number 55 on the Iconic 400. Dang. Number 54, Jimmy Buffett. Take the floor. Oh.

Margaritaville is a different song than that one, but...

I love you, Jimmy. We respect you. We love you, Jimmy. Thanks for the vibes. Dong! Number 53, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Speaking of vibes. Oh, my God. The vibe is precision, talent, and wonder. And more. The only word to describe her performance in Chicago is volcanic. You watch Cell Block Tango? It's like a volcano erupting. And what is the lava? What is the eruption? Is it...

How could you tell us that was wrong? It's when she goes, hey, hey, how'd it come in? And like, she gets it in her eyes and she's like, so, so Catherine. Number 52, Lucy Liu. How would you describe her performance in Chicago? Volcanic.

God, I'm gonna hell. Lucy Liu. Remember when she was name checked in, was it Outkast song about booties? To my Beyonce's and Lucy Liu's, I believe. And Lucy Liu's. Cause it gave high, tight ass representation. Oh, it gave, I mean, Charlie's Angels, birding legend. Her character in Charlie's Angels is so funny that her, number 51, Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump. Involved in so many world events. Such as Bubba Gump Shrimp.

That is a world event. That is a world event. Honestly, yeah. Like if we were going to do another 12 Days of Culture, Bubba Gump establishment would be up there. By the way, I had Del Taco for the first time last night. You love it. Oh my God. You're a Del Taco girl. Life is like a box of chocolates. Get me more Del Taco.

I don't know how those ideas connect. Ding! Number 50. Janet Jackson. Not happy with your recent comments? Recent comments have been troubling, but you still, that's why you're not higher up on the list, but you are still deserving of number 50. We love you, Janet. Remember this? Remember this? Back to happier times. Beat! Oh my God. Nasty.

Remember this? This is a story about control. Oh my God. Remember this? Because I'm going to have to write it tonight. Sandra Bernhardt has a joke about Janet Jackson, which is that she was one day listening to her album and all of a sudden these words came out of her speakers. And then your pussy's going to swell up and explode. Oh my God. Number 49. The shark from Jaws. Girl boss icon. This was a woman. No one knows that.

This was a woman. She had a big old mouth. And a point. And a point to make in the water. She said, now let me let you know who the biggest fish is. And you are going to need a bigger boat. I'm chomping on kids. I'm chomping on dogs. I'm chomping on quins. I'm chomping on the community. Oh, I'm chomping down. Try to stop me with your three yellow buoys. Ding!

Number 48. E.T. A lot of Spielberg. So between Forrest Gump and Jaws and E.T., but keep going. I have to tell you, I'm more afraid of E.T. than the shark from Jaws. If I see E.T., it's on sight. Can you imagine if E.T. If you say you're just living your life, you see E.T. In the woods, you're kicking him. Oh, I'm kicking it as hard as I can. And I'm screaming. I'm letting everyone know what's happening. E.T. is frightening.

fucked up. Like, do not try to convince me he's cute with his racist pieces and his bullshit. I'm killing it on sight. E.T. in the wig and the hat you don't like? In the drag? No. She's cute. Another Spielberg legend, number 47. Drew Barrymore.

Sometimes she crawls off the couch and into our hearts. Oh my God. Look, all three Charlie's Angels are on the list. That's pretty amazing, huh? It's right that Drew is the top one because she is an icon. She was a producer on the film. So she should be the highest on the Iconic 400. Right. She made it happen. She paid for the... First of all, Never Been Kissed. You know what movie I like? Fever Pitch. Oh, you know what movie I love? Going the Distance with her and Justin Long. Yes, Justin Long, really good. That is so good. Number 46, Rage.

Robin, the singer, of course, not Robin Dixon, whatever the fuck her name is. Robin. No, it came to me right in the moment. I was like, I don't think I know that woman's last name. We can't use Robin's time to talk about Robin Dixon's name. I know. Robin, you are Swedish pop up iconography. What can I say?

You invent, I mean, it was ABBA technically, but then like you really pushed it into the 90s and into the aughts. And you are just one of the most innovative. When I have a panic attack, I had a panic attack at the gay club two prides ago. Dung. Listened to Honey in my bed and I calmed right the fuck down. Number 45.

Cate Blanchett. When I have a panic attack, I watch Tar in its entirety. I feel way worse. Can we talk about that ending? We can. It's a perfect ending. Again, Cate Blanchett is, of course, a situation where everything is improved by her being in it. By the way, watch Notes on a Scandal again. Notes on a Scandal, maybe in my top five greatest films. You want to fuck me, Barbara? You think this is a love affair? Oh, yeah!

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the great, the great Margaret Cho cut to me being, you know, what, 12, 13 years old, getting on Rhapsody, listening to all her stand-up albums, like just feeling like I was being told what my sense of humor was from beyond without really understanding a single joke she was saying. But you knew. In my heart, I knew I'm a faggot who loves her. Gay is okay. Gay is okay. Thank you, Margaret. Number 43, Glenn Close. Glenn Close. Gay is okay.

Gay is okay. We're going to get you that Oscar, Glenn. We are. Don't worry. This woman did that movie and said, I can smell your nappy pussy. She really did. Looking like something you call animal control on. This woman, she will always do something interesting. She will play Albert Noms and we will all forget about it. Glenn Close, you will always be famous.

- We need to take it into our own hands and write her off the roll. I think it has to be us. - Absolutely. Number 42, Sandy Bullock takes care of her crew, takes care of her cast. You know she was making sure Patty Harrison and I were taken care of on the set of "The Lost City." - "The Lost City"

a great film to talk nothing about. I mean, can we just say gravity? Let's just, she said, she said, you know, Oh, you didn't think I deserved the Oscar for blindside. Let me give the performance of a lifetime. Oh, let me hurdle through space. Gravity is exemplary film acting. And to say nothing of Miss congeniality, she's effortless. She's perfect. She's Sandra fucking Bullock. Number 41. Madonna. Look, got a Gabo and Monroe. What am I doing? You're voguing.

Dietrich and DiMaggio. Now let's work our hand. Let's say Greta Garbo and Monroe. Madonna. That's really good, pal. You know, Madonna, she was an original. She is an original. We wouldn't have any other girls without Madonna. And I do think it's important to say that. Literally the blueprint. Okay, number 40. Barney.

Are you thankful that you have Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato? Because their father, the person who taught them how to be on set. Tall, kind, funny father ally. Ally. Their Will Ferrell. That is Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato's Will Ferrell. Barney said, this is how you act like a good number one on a call sheet. You come in, you know everyone's name. You say, can I please have a Diet Coke? You say, yes.

Clean up, clean up everybody everywhere. You say, I love you, you love me, we're one happy family. I know somewhere Barney is out there fighting against climate change. For rights. 39. Number 39. Jennifer Aniston. What is there to say? Effortless, icon, hilarious. An American treasure. Truly an American treasure. And also...

The morning show, she's turning a performance and a half. When she almost died of COVID, I almost died of COVID. Were you dying of COVID? No, but I felt like her performance was so... I see. I understand. That I felt that way. Come on. If you had COVID while you were watching the morning show. Number 38. I don't think I did. Fergie. Fergie. Stacey. Don't call her Stacey. No. They always think they know her.

Come into me, call me Stacy. You know what was the number one hit? London Bridge. I...

You really are my girl. You're my sister. A song that starts with, oh shit, or oh snap on the radio. I knew it was a hit. When they said Fergie is going solo, and that first thing you heard was, oh shit. I was like, forget it. We're in a new era. The Duchess. When I come to the club, step aside. Oh shit. No, wait. Oh my God. Fergie, you're everything. Fergie, come on the show. Fergie, please. Number 37, Dumbbells.

Sheryl Crow. California legend. I want to smoke up the sun. Smoke up the sun, you said? Well, don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do. I would love to smoke up the sun with Sheryl Crow. I bet that would be fun. Oh, yeah. If it makes you happy, then yeah, sure. Do it. What a fucking melody. Oh, my God. Truly. If it makes you happy, walk so shallow could run. Whoa. I never thought about that.

You know, also like Show Crow. I put your picture away. Don't forget that she's got some of the best songs ever. Barry Alleyman. Bowen, you really are one of the smartest young women. Number 36. Gloria Estefan. Devette. Devette, as she says. Come on, shake your body, baby. Do that conga. If you want to live the best moment of your life, get down to Epcot. Get on the Guardians of the Galaxy roller coaster and cross your fingers so hard that you get conga playing on that. I've never felt that.

I've never... No. Look, you are an icon if you have a song on Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind. Period. You just are. You did that. You, Pat Benatar. Disco Inferno. Yeah. Burn, baby, burn. Tears for Fears. Number 35. Tina Fey. Tina Fey.

Far and away, hands down, the best I don't think So Honey ever done. I think so. I think the best I don't think So Honey of all time, I would say redefined the form. Redefined sitcoms, I would say. Just, I mean, just an indisputably iconic, chic, funny person. I mean, God, it's crazy. Sarah Palin found not elected.

Period. Thank you for Mean Girls. Thank you for Mean Girls. Liz Lemon found in every hinged gay dating profile. Okay, number 34. First of all, every line that you quote from Mean Girls, look up to the sky, look past pink and the stars, look at heaven and God and say thank you, Tina Fey, for that. She's up there. Number 34. Natiri. Oh my God. Navi Queen. Zoe Saldana as Natiri. That is, it's the most famous character in cinema history. If you think about it.

She is the face of the greatest film franchise in cinema history. Neytiri. A woman whose every line we can quote, such as... Such as... Such as... I see you. Such as... You will never be one of the people!

You will never be one of the people. Number 33. 33. Christine McVie. Oh my God. She is one of the most beautiful, purest voices. I really, I mean, God, moment of silence for Christine McVie.

And now we resume to say, truly, Fleetwood Mac, they are forever. They are forever. Timeless. There was nothing more moving than Stevie's tribute to her. Oh, my God. My best friend. Ding! Oh, my God. I just got so sad. Number 32. Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks. Tune in tomorrow night to Saturday Night Live to see her tear it up on the witch episode of SNL.

Stevie Nicks in October is such a powerful thing. I can't. The live performance of Landslide. Oh. That like one iconic Landslide performance. When she breaks it down and then in the snow.

I'm just like, this is the greatest song of all time being performed by a true legend. When I told my dad that I was going to get to, because I'm coming to SNL to see her, he flipped. Her singing Wild Heart backstage before a concert in the 80s. Come on. Okay, now, number 31. Jesus Christ. Say what you want. You can't deny that he changed the game. Came onto the scene, said, I'm going to show the girls.

Jesus Christ said, wanna come to the club, step aside. Oh shit. And then what else did he say? Well, here's what I'm saying. If Jesus Christ is going to come back, which by the way, TikTok. Oh God. You know, now's the time because we need the help. But also like he would be huge on TikTok. He'd be huge on TikTok. If he came to like Animal in Brooklyn, the gays would be like, hey, who's Jesus? Number 30. Orca Whales. Orca Whales.

I'm so happy they're striking back. Well, no, it's that they're young and that they're playing. I don't think that's true. I actually think, and this is my conspiracy theory, like you think that Frank Sinatra killed Marilyn Monroe, which was something crazy. I believe that the orcas are more intelligent than humans and they finally had it. I heard, I have it on good authority, there's a matriarch who is organizing them, the young ones, to attack all boats because she's so traumatized and she's had it. And I need to see Amy Adams play this role as well. Stop!

It can be done. Frank Sinatra was banned from Marilyn Monroe's funeral. I just found this out. You're onto something, Beau. Number 29. Number 29. Kirsten Dunst.

Probably the person I have watched on screen for the most duration of time in my lifetime. Like if I really tally up the minutes of people I've watched on screen, probably she is number one. She's been in every single one of my favorite movies throughout my lifetime. Someone who talks about, quote unquote, process. Not quote unquote, like literally she talks about process in a way that is...

not at all like cloying or like saccharine i'm just like i could talk watch you talk about acting or movie making all day yeah oh my gosh what an icon we love you kirsten we love you you're invited on this podcast literally anytime you want number 28 oreo cookie used to clear these clear them i used to get i still do you do you and like but but here's the thing it's like

When you start, you can't stop. You can't stop. Pringles lied. No, Pringles, I actually can stop. Oreo cookies, especially double stuff, I don't stand much of a chance. Forget it. I'm clearing sleeves. But then they get weird with the flavors. Like, did you eat the Chromatica Oreo? I did. Not great. I will say, but that's not a knock on Gaga, Nabisco, or, yeah.

Number 27, Kelly Clarkson. Thank you for everything that you are. Thank you for everything that comes out of your goddamn mouth, whether you're speaking or singing, because it's the best thing I've ever heard either way. You are such a light in this world. Your voice is a power source. You know how it's B.C., like before Christ? It should be B.K.C.,

Before Kelly Clarkson. Before Kelly Clarkson and after Kelly Clarkson. At least that's how I quantify things in my life. It was before that woman came in and said, R-E-S-P-C-T. And after. Number 26. Big Bro. By the river. Big Bro, you know, this goes out to all the guys out there. Oh. Who are dicking down. This goes out to every top that exists to fuck.

I did have this thought the other day. I said, God, there are a lot of men. And the words of Ramona Singer, hot guys. Hot guys. And we do celebrate you. At the end of the day, we love you. You know who this person is in your life. Number 25.

Regina George, meanest girl in high school history. And the way that Madonna was the blueprint, she is the blueprint for mean girls. It's like you can't, it all goes back to her. It's crazy. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I saw girls that I went to high school with get nastier and meaner because of Regina George and that's power. Regina George and Hannibal Lecter, who's a better villain? I mean, it's very hard to say.

So in the eighth grade, I started going after my first boyfriend, Kyle. He was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana. Janice was like weirdly jealous of him. Okay. Number 24. Amy Sedaris. You stand three foot two. Your talent stands a billion feet tall. You are one of the great Instagram presences. Thursday is a day I look forward to. You...

Look, you were Adam Selman's client at a time when his clients were you and Rihanna. That is power. Adam Selman. Adam Selman, honorable mention. Honorable mention. One of the most wonderful, gorgeous, coolest people. Savage icon. Number 23, Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swinton. The current fucking reigning artist of the millennium, Las Culturistas Culture Award winner. We love you, Tilda. Star of all your favorite movies.

Chronicles of Narnia, Michael Clayton, Problemista, the list goes on. When she won that Oscar for Michael Clayton, I have never been so happy because the scene in Michael Clayton at the end when she collapses on the ground as George Clooney is walking away from her, I was like, wow. And also just like everything about that movie is so fun and great. Everything about her. She's the best part about it. She's the David Bowie of acting. Okay, number 22. One of the best Oscar wins ever. Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald.

Say what you want. I think of him. I go, I want a cheeseburger. Oh, and that is the point, which is the whole point.

To say nothing of fries. Oh, I forgot about fries. To say nothing of chicken nuggets. And he is the gateway to all of these things. I'm sorry, but you can talk to me about other fast food all you want. No, they don't have Ronald. That is the original influence. Everyone's like, oh, Jesus Christ, the original influence. It was Ronald McDonald. Number 21, Joe Firestone.

This bitch gets it. She gets it. She has always gotten it. She just wants to make your ass laugh. She writes fucking novels as a side hobby. She writes a comedy murder mystery called Murder on Sex Island because she, what? Loves the craft. Take this woman's brain out of her head and study it. Find out how it's so goddamn fun. Take her brain out now. Has a dog named Loaf.

- That is a good woman. Number 20, Loaf. - Meryl Streep. - Meryl Streep. - Please talk more about how you just met her. - Oh, there's not much to say. I just shook her hand and I left my body. I really did leave my body. I was like, "Oh my God, your delicate hand is touching mine." - And when you meet her, is it like different than meeting other people? Is it like, do you go into a vacuum? - It's so, yes, absolutely. Like it was unreal.

Undisputed greatest actress of all time. Undisputed. That's all. Sorry to Betty Davis. Sorry to Joan Crawford. All of them, sorry. Elizabeth Taylor. I'm sorry, it's Meryl. Ding! Okay, number 19. Number 19. I'm These Girls. Can I just say, just know that I want you back. I listen to it 15 times a week. Sherman Oaks. Iconography, that music video. Let's just say that. Not everyone can rent out the street.

No, no. Not everyone can write an album called Women in Music Part 3 and for us all to be like,

Yes. Yeah, ain't no part one or part two, but we'll take part three. Not all of us can rent out Cantor's Deli and do the album art there for the photo shoot. They called up the city. They said, we need to rent out Cantor's. We need to rent out the whole street. For LA icons. They said, sorry, who is this? They were like, hi. And they go, oh, absolutely. Oh, absolutely. New LA legends. Number 18, Maya Angelou. When people show you who you are, who they are rather, believe them the first time.

I know why the caged bird sings. Caged bird. Caged bird sings because Maya Angelou has given the bird life and hope. You wouldn't even be talking about the bird. No, the bird is singing because she's happy to have Maya Angelou's words internalized. Thank you for bringing the bird's plight to life. Number 17. Number 17. Share. Share.

So iconic that she's famously an impression that is wrong. You know what I mean? It's like, everyone's like, oh, she's like, she's never done that. She's never done that. That's horses you're thinking of, sweetie. You like auto-tune? You like Charlie XCX? You better thank Believe by Cher. Can you hear me tonight? This bitch had a music video on a battleship. Don't.

She said, I'm going to make war gay. I'm going to queer war because it is the most unqueer thing. Turn Back Time, best song. War sucks, by the way. Wait, Turn Back Time is a record that you're a nominee. I know it. Oh my God. Whoa, Bowen, us singing that is powerful. Number 16. If we find the right key. Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon.

Mother. Here's the thing. Like, first of all, Elle Woods. Come on. Come on. She's already been on the list. That's because of Reese. And then Reese had the nerve to be iconic 17 more times. Big Little Lies, Reese's best. Reese's best. Madeline Martha McKenzie, don't ever forget.

This bitch is Cheryl Strayed. That's iconic. Ding! I mean, the producer and actress of my favorite show, The Morning Show. Thank you, Reese. Thank you for everything. Thank you for everything. Number 15. Tiffany New York Pollard. This is who we were talking about when we mentioned Flava Flav. This is one of the best, I'm going to say, not even reality TV people of all time, one of the best television personalities ever. Ever. She never stops spouting iconic shit.

Pretty much, I would let- Beyonce, you look like Luther Vandross. Vandross. Pretty much, I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. She really- And the truth is that she gave me- Oh my God. She allowed gay men to think they could just say that. That's what she did. She allowed Bowen Yang to sort of think he can just rip into that. Number 14, Miss Piggy. That is-

This is someone who is so iconic that she was inspired by all the movie stars of yore. And she was, she transcended that somehow. I'm like, she's a bigger star than any movie star. Two words. Come here. I'm ready for my closeup. Oh my God. Lauren. He's got a Miss Piggy and a Scooby. Wait, I didn't know that I could do all these. Everyone's horny for Scooby.

Number 13. Taylor Swift. We hope you're happy with this placement. It had to be 13. 13. Taylor, you are, I mean, you're Michael Jackson. But see, the thing about Taylor, all about the work. All about the work. Talk about your favorite Taylor Swift moment. Honestly, why did the first thing that popped to my head was her turning around to a large crowd?

That's it. Like back in the day, like Speak Now era, when she first started doing... Yeah, and she would go, she would turn around and go, ding! Number 12, Cleopatra. I don't know. She's kind of not that pretty.

flop looks. Look up Cleopatra. Not Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra. Cleopatra, and she looked fine. We'll never really know what she looked like. But we do. There have been paintings and sculptures of her. But we assume that it had to be something because, you know, Mark Anthony, Julius Caesar, all these men fell. I think she was a nepo baby. You think she was nepo? I think she was nepo. But does that disqualify her? No, not at all.

But that's why. Number 11. Number 11. Elton John. Elton John. And you can tell everybody that you were number 11 on the Iconic 400. He still has his finger on the pulse. Yeah, because he said two words. Chapel Roan. Chapel Roan. After we did. Yeah. Elton John, you are one of music's greatest ever. Ever. Ever.

And you will always be famous as well. You will always be famous as well. Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road. You know, I used to think that Crocodile Rock was the best song of all time. And I still think it. Period.

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Number 10.

Santa Claus. We're in the top 10. Santa, you have brought so many gifts to the world. And I'm not saying that as a metaphor. I'm saying that literally. You are synonymous with gifts. Can you think about any more positive vibe than that? Any better message than that? To be synonymous with the giving of gifts? Oh my God, I could cry. Santa, for people to argue as a culture, is he real? No.

That is iconography. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if he's real or not. If you're not happy when you see him, straight white men won. Number nine. Ariana Grande. Talk about your girl. You are... Look, she put crack in her music. That's it. Never mind me.

♪ I have a broken heart ♪ - The voice of an angel, the demeanor of an angel, the kindness. - The ponytail of an icon. - The ponytail of an icon. Wait till y'all see "Wicked". Oh, brother. - It's about to give. Number eight, Sarah Jessica Parker. - Sarah Jessica Parker. - I mean, I think the most iconic three-named person that ever lived. First, let's say that. - Okay.

You can't just be Carrie Bradshaw either. Like you have to, you have, she represented all the women of New York city. They said we're rooting for her even when she's fucked up. And there were whole seasons where she was fucked up. The first anti-hero Don Draper. Don Draper found dad. No, Tony Soprano. No, no way. Carrie Bradshaw was the first real complexity on television. And that was Sarah Jessica Parker. Number seven, Beyonce. Yeah.

spoke for all the single ladies. The same way that Sarah Jessica spoke for all the women in New York City, Beyonce said, all the single ladies. And we responded, all the single ladies. And there was a call to action. Now put your hands up. The moment that Beyonce, the self-titled came out, you know how it's BC before Christ? It should be BB before Beyonce. So there's BKC and then there's, there's a period between AKC, but that's still BB. Yeah.

Number six. Jiminy Glick. Oh my God. They say now that the good interview doesn't exist anymore. It's not relevant. It is alive and well in Jiminy Glick. This man is asking the hard questions, getting food stuck in his gullet mid-interview. Jiminy is a fearless journalist and they said they didn't exist. It's Jiminy and Alex Cooper.

Oh my God. They stand together as our two greatest. And Caitlin Collins. Yeah, three. I would love to see that view. Number five. Number five. Judy Garland. Judy Garland. Moment of silence. It's a moment of silence. Oh, the rainbow. That wasn't very good. I think it was really good. I flopped my Judy, my Liza and my Judy. Oh my God. You want to know why? Because there's only one of each.

Don't ever talk to me about NEPOs again because of Liza and Judy. No, you're right. NEPO baby is a concept. Doesn't matter. Irrelevant. I root for Mile Hawk. Number four. I'm a Mile Hawk fan. Number four. Diet Coke. Thank you for coming into my life. I was late on this one. That's okay. There will never be another beverage for me. I will say, you know what's honorable mention? What?

He showed us a Celsius. What flavor is that? Because I'm a big Arctic vibe fan. Green apple cherry. Oh, okay. Green apple cherry. That's a very aggressive flavor. Celsius is the reason that I'm able to be anywhere in my life. But thank you, Diet Coke. Thank you, Diet Coke. We're in the top three. Number three. Lady Gaga. Little monsters are so proud of you.

Single-handedly changed the pop music landscape. Pop culture landscape, really. Period. Pop culture landscape. It doesn't, I mean, it just, it should be, you know how they have BC? It should be BLG. In more ways than one. You know, every single time you do anything, it's interesting. It's serrated in the words of Bo and Yang. It is legendary. It is Lady Gaga. You are a one-man band.

Once in a lifetime icon. You're one of a kind. And there could be a hundred people in a room, but if Lady Gaga's in the room, there's only one Lady Gaga. One Lady Gaga. There can be a hundred Lady Gagas in the room and I would be happy. I would be overwhelmed. Number two. Oprah Winfrey! Oh, God.

God. First of all, truly, like, it's hard to not say that Oprah Winfrey is number one. But the fact is, Oprah Winfrey, like, remember when she gave that speech at the Golden Globes and everyone was like, be president, please. Everyone was like fully, come on. Who's to say that she shouldn't be? She can save us. And the song that, um,

I think it was Nickelback wrote for Spider-Man. And they say that a hero can save us. Can save us. Not going to stand here and wait. Thank you, Oprah. There's a song about Oprah sung through Oprah's point of view. No, you don't, Oprah. Number one. Number one. Wait, before we get into it. So this is number one on the Iconic 400. We've made it. What do you say we, just without saying who it is,

play this person's I Don't Think So Honey right now. That is an incredible idea. Let's play it. I Don't Think So Honey. Listen, I can't with the overhead lighting. Why do they do it to us? Why? And I shouldn't even say us because it's not us, it's me. I'm the one that gets the most tortured by the hideous lighting in every element

elevator doorway gyms not that I go to the gym but I'm just saying it's hideous lighting the sun I mean the sun is okay if it's at sunset and then I will gladly go outside and put the you know little hat on or whatever and that'll be pretty because it's sunlight caressing your skin of course but it's bad for you so you gotta be careful of that but

overhead lighting I don't think so honey please stop it every place I go shut the lights turn them out I don't want to see them no more yes no more there's 10 seconds one more thing on overhead lighting it makes me sick the fact that we got Mariah Carey's I don't think so on overhead lighting is an all time so now you know

The number one person on the Iconic 400, the guest next week, is the one, the only, the most iconic person in culture. Mariah Carey! The queen of Christmas, biggest female solo artist of all time. I mean, the blueprint for what it means to be, like, truly, all the girls copied her singing when she came out. Like...

Just... And she's on our fucking show. And she's on our fucking show. I mean, this is like another loop closed, honestly.

And it was such a fun interview. We were so grateful. We had such a good time with her. We hope you enjoy. And she's going on tour again. So check her out. She has a line of merch coming out. Oh, and you know the snow globes were sitting on the table in front of her and they are beautiful and they're bigger than you think. Gorgeous, gorgeous pieces for your home. I am so excited for that episode to come out. I am the...

beyond floored that we even got the opportunity to breathe the same air as her. She is the number one person on the Iconic 400, and I think everyone knows that it's true. Everyone knows that it's true. There's no disputing it. 400 episodes and more of Lost Culture Raised Us. We thank you for celebrating with us in this way. We hope you enjoyed. I counted. This episode is 440. So we're already...

almost halfway to 500. We'll see you soon. Way sooner than you know, it'll be 500 and we'll figure out some more bullshit to do. Hopefully in a studio that doesn't lose our audio. Yeah, we'll see you in about a year. Love you so much. And can I tell you something? We made this list, but you are the number one person on my list. You're the number one person on my list. I love you so much, Matt Rogers. Love you, Bowen Yang.

You are the star of my life of culture to me. You are the most talented, the funniest person ever to live. And I'm just so lucky to be a friend, to be a collaborator with you, and to share a Zoom with you. To say that the feeling is mutual would be, that would be to put it mildly in the words of Mandy Moore, who didn't make the list, but I guess we've already highlighted her in such a way. Just understand, Mandy, you won the Lifetime of Culture Award.

It's better than the list. You know what I mean? It's better than the list. Better than the list. Oppenheimer was on the list. Girl. Well. I mean, do we end every episode with a song? We end every episode with a song. And speaking of heroes, we sang a song about heroes earlier. This is another one. There's a hero.

If you look inside your heart, you don't have to be afraid of what you are. And if you want to hear how that song was written, listen next week. Bye. When Mariah Carey and Laska Durek done. Ah!

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