A Typical Full Day of Intuitive Eating!
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Hello guys, welcome back to another episode. I'm Taylor. And I'm Sam. We are gonna take you through a little, like, full day of eating podcast version. So we do full days of eating on YouTube. Um...

Sometimes I post them on Instagram, maybe TikTok, but never on the pod. Yeah, and I feel like even too when I do them on YouTube, I'm never like sitting down like in detail talking about it. It's more of just like, all right, now it's breakfast time. It's lunch time. I'm making this, but like I'm going to get in the nitty gritty. You feel? The detail. The detail. Some good announcements before we get going. Merch is still available and now available for our international listeners, our Canadia. Canadia. I was going to say Canadians.

And then I didn't say Canadian And I only said Canada Your brain was thinking too fast I'm too excited for the Canadian girls You can order merch And we can get it to you I know the shipping is expensive It's just like whatever the DHL UPS said it was We can't really change it Small business issues my friends Yeah like I don't know How that ever goes down That is just what the carriers Put the price as

So, like, that shipping money, we don't keep. That money does not go to us. So, yeah. I don't know what to tell you about it. Very sorry about that. Wish it was different. But nevertheless, you can order it. Yeah, of course. So, I'm wearing the professional fun at Harper's right now. So, if you're watching on YouTube, you can see me wearing it. Yeah. I never wear hats because my head is so small. But...

it's okay i get compliments on that hat no i was very aware literally where i just was three people just complimented that they go oh and then they noticed they read it and they're like oh austin texas where can you get it i was like i'm like it just says that because like we made it like and we're from here it's not like a store in austin yeah it's like we like we made this i was like it's our merch you can like check it out and i told them yeah i went to dance yesterday and the other instructor he was like dope hat i was like thank you it's

on he was like all right steve brand and i was like yep yep my hat that's it but i feel like that's always the way it goes with the hats even like the future milf ones from like that he brought that up he was like you have that other one the pink one yeah the future milf one because he is like a clothing brand too yeah it's like i like that hat like i'm looking to do pink hats like that hat's dope i was like thanks yeah i know you know

I love it. Thank you. Anyways, weekly catch up. Weekly catch up. Yes, of course. Last week was it was a short week. It was a short week, but it fucking hit me like a brick wall. No, we had that Monday off. And one thing about short weeks is the long week that follows. Yeah. Fucking sucks. And I just wish it was a short week. No, because Monday. So as you guys, I don't even know if you guys actually know. Did we tell them how I was the last thing we fucking said?

About what? Like, we told them about our, like, long weekend, like, bender, right? Yes. My brain's not, like, comprehending the last thing we talked about. Either way. Yes, the long weekend bender was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense because that was last Monday. But last week, like, we had four days to get back on our grind. And, like, everyone in our group chat is just, like, saying, like, oh, let's go out. Let's go out Friday. I'm like, no. Like, I can't even think about alcohol, like, anytime soon. Right.

And so Taylor and I, we didn't do anything because like, okay, so there's this thing called First Thursdays in Austin, Texas. So the first Thursday of every month, there's this like, is it a hotel? It's a hotel, yes. Yeah, so a hotel hosts this like whatever event and go, it's like a happy hour type thing. So a bunch of our friends went to that. I was like, there's no way I'm going to that. Not happening.

I also never have a good time. Yeah. It's never... I mean, it's not that I have a bad time. It's never fun. Yeah. I'm never like... And the drinks are fucking expensive. Drinks are expensive. I don't even want to drink. And then it's a gift to valet your car...

I never have a good time. So it's not even worth it to me. And I think I've just made the decision. That's not something I go to once a month. I can miss out. Like, you know, we should start doing if they go to that, we should start going to a dinner. Yeah. Because like I like dressing up. So that's the FOMO part of me not being able to go. So I'm like, oh, I kind of want to dress up tonight. Yeah. Well, at least like, yeah, dinner, you get something out.

yeah i know and there's so many great restaurants here which speaking of so then friday we were like we're not going out fuck that i'm gonna go get dinner and maybe like a drink or two because you know what one thing about us is you know we like casual drinks but it's hard to commit to casual drinks is one of life's toughest challenges it really is because like once you get like a little bit turned you're like okay time to go dance outside

some tables yes like you just like don't want to go home and it becomes a whole thing but we had a mission that it was casual drinks and casual drinks yeah only and we fucking succeeded yeah so like at first it was supposed to be like our whole friend group that was supposed to go and like everyone one by one was flaking left and right and we were like you know what fuck it taylor we haven't gone on like a roomie like date in a really long time so let's go on a roomie yeah especially with a big group it's really hard to get into restaurants

Yeah, really last minute. With a group over like two, it's hard to get into a restaurant last minute. But when it's just the two of us, we can pretty much... You can go anywhere. You can go anywhere. So I made like a joke to Taylor. I was like, oh my God, like should I tell like Sneaky Link and like we'll go on a double date after? Like jokingly. And Taylor was like, yeah. Like text him, invite him. And I was like, okay, full set. And like I'll text him and invite him.

Not thinking he would say yes, because let's keep in mind, this past weekend, going into Friday, me and Sneaky Link were still just Sneaky Link. That's all it was. We still only really hang out in group settings or out at bars and post-game. So I texted him, and I was like, hey, Taylor and I are going to get some drinks, and then her boyfriend's meeting us for another drink. Would you want to come? And he was like, I'm down.

And I literally lost my shit. I was like, there's no fucking way. He's literally willingly saying yes to a double date right now. Yeah. Cause like double date vibes that just like makes it a little more like you're hanging out with someone who's like in a full on relationship. Like that kind of almost like puts pressure on you. Like, are you almost a relationship? Like, wow. Like what is going on? So,

So then I told my boyfriend and he was like, whoa. I was like, do you want to meet me and Sam after dinner for drinks? Sneaky Link's going to come and you guys can meet us for drinks. And he was like, okay, that's nuts.

Um, so they did. We got one Aperol Spritz at dinner. We went to Bill's Oysters. Dude, that restaurant was so good. Had some oysters, a little Caesar salad, a little tuna tartare. So there's like really... Taylor didn't like the shrimp though. I'm not a shrimp cocktail gal. Dude, shrimp is literally my favorite. Like shrimp cocktail with a spicy cocktail sauce is literally hands down my favorite thing. Over oysters. Probably my least favorite thing. I hate it. I don't like shrimp cocktail. Dude, oh my God. Anytime I'm home and like we do like...

like Sunday dinners or like big football game, like, like whatever, like events in my house, like shrimp cocktail is the appetizer at my house. Yeah. I just don't like shrimp cocktail. That's so crazy. It's like a texture thing. I don't know. It's not, it will warm. It may be one day. Maybe. I also like cocktail sauce. Is it my favorite?

yeah and you also don't really like spicy that much i would say like the spicy ones are so much better but or like horseradish regardless it was good little like bougie fun vibe just cool to do something different um and go to a different type restaurant got one aperol spritz and we're buzzing we were buzzing so bad and keep in mind this was my first ever aperol spritz and i like wasn't really sure how to like if i was gonna like it or not and i took like the first sip and at first i was like okay this kind of tastes like

What is it? It's not wine. What is it? It's Prosecco. Okay, so I was like, I could really taste that right now. But then it started to warm up on me. And then once we got like halfway, I started to feel like a little bit of a buzz. They're not even very high alcohol either. I don't know what we were like. Yeah, what we were on. We were on something. And I was like, wait, shit. Like with all this like going out we've been doing, I felt like I was like kind of a heavy wake. But no. You know what it was too? Our dinner was very...

I feel like our dinner was very low calorie. Yeah, like it's like pure like fish. Like that's all it was. It was more for like the vibes than like to be really, really filling. Yeah. So I feel like we just like didn't have that much food in our stomach. Yeah, that's probably true. That's honestly probably not what it was. So we were a little...

Yeah. But I mean, we enjoyed ourselves in and out fast and then walked over to a little rooftop bar called El Cock Fight, which thank God me and Sam got there early. So we got a free shot from the bartender.

Yeah, we walked in there and like I didn't realize that there was another bar upstairs So it's two floors and the main reason we wanted to go there was because the rooftop Yeah, like the rooftop looked gorgeous in all the photos So we get downstairs and we go in and like the bar is right at the entrance I'm like, oh do we get a drink down here and then go up? So we're standing at the bar i'm overlooking the menu And the bartender instantly just starts like flirting with us and like was like, oh, what do you want? And i'm like

I don't know, something strong. Because, like, I'm a little bit nervous for, like, this, like, double date. So I'm like, I need to keep the buzz going. Like, something strong. Like, what's your strongest drink? And then he tells me, like, the strongest drink. And it has mezcal in it. And I didn't really realize that until after we got it. But then he was like, he said something along the lines of, like, oh, so it sounds like you need, like, a...

A tall glass of me on the rocks. And I did not comprehend it until after Taylor looked at me and goes, did you hear that? I go, I was like, did I come again? Yeah. What the fuck? And then I just do like that awkward laugh I do where I'm like, ha ha ha. Yeah. Like a game? Sure. What? And then...

After he makes our drinks, we pay for them. He comes back. At first, we said no to the shots. I was like, oh, no, no, no. Yeah, he was like, we're going to do a shot. Want to join us? We're like, nah. I was like, it's not that. I said casual drinks, no shots. Then I signed the paper and I gave it back to him. I go, you know what? Actually, I'll take you up on it. They were baby, baby, baby amounts of alcohol. Baby shots. There was four bartenders behind the thing. We all just did shots together, ripped it.

Disgusting. Mezcal shots can't do it. Which someone said in my TikTok comments that you're supposed to sip on it. You're supposed to sip on it. Dude, I could never sip on that. No. I don't even think I could sip on like any liquor. No. That's like... I'm not a liquor sipper. Insane behavior. To sip on liquor. No, I think like ordering liquor like...

neat on the rocks what's like the old people thing that people do like gin or something no like when people just have like whiskey like yeah whiskey and like a glass like a big glass with like a massive piece of ice in the middle my boyfriend's done that before oh my god it's so like that's so weird like we went back from somewhere and he was like glass of whiskey i was like see that's his beige flag my brother does that too beige flag he's doing all it was only once i was like

Are you okay? He's definitely not okay. So then when we get upstairs and then Taylor's boyfriend shows up and then we're sitting there and then two seconds later, Sneaky Link shows up and I'm like a little bit nervous. I'm sitting there. I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe he's actually here. And he wasn't really planning on drinking. So we got beer. Yeah, they were both because they drove us. Yeah, that's true. They just like were doing a one beer. We

We were like tipsy while they were sitting there. Yeah, they were like these fucking girls. I was like, oh yeah, ready to rally. And then I look at Taylor like jokingly like, wow, you link was sitting there. I was like, oh, so we should go Lasky, jump over the tables, eh? And he looked at me and goes, you're kidding, right? I go, yeah, I'm fucking with you. Yeah, but we're like, we weren't ready to go home, but we had the one drink. Our drinks were so nasty that we bought Sprite and poured Sprite into it. It was so gross. And they were just like watching us be...

idiots but then we left to go to another place because there's so many cool places to get drinks that aren't like crazy bars little speakeasies and whatnot and there's a speakeasy in a parking garage so we went there because it was like right across the street yeah so that was cool it was like really dark and like literally just in a parking garage super weird but we went in there and sam's like he would never buy me a drink

I know I thought like the drink I know like I didn't like know what to expect like this whole day or like night I was like I don't know if he's just here because he's like bored and doesn't want to go out or he's like to fuck later like just was a like what is going on and then next thing I know he's getting up to go to the bar and goes oh so what do you want and I'm like I was like I don't know surprise me he got me something with tequila I go just surprise me something with tequila and

I got a glass of wine. I was feeling that. Yeah. It was also, like, one of the best glasses of wine I've ever had. Really? What'd you get? It was a Sauvignon Blanc, but it was so good. Damn. That sounds good. No, it doesn't. Yeah, I mean, well, Sauvignon Blanc, that sounds great. Yeah. Well, it was really good. I want to get into wine. If I'm going to do casual drinks, I need to get into wine. Because then, like, I can't be doing, like, tequila every single fucking time.

Wine gets you drunkest the fastest. Oh, and another thing too is I'm also doing a caffeine cleanse. So I'm currently, as I'm talking to you guys right now, I'm eight days or well now nine on my caffeine cleanse. And so this past weekend, there was no espresso martinis allowed. So on Friday, I didn't get an espresso martini. So I was like, I have to get margaritas. Like what else am I going to get? I have to. I have to. So that was what we got. But then after that bar, we left.

And it was what? Probably like 9, 9.30. Yeah, it was not late at all. It was so early. And I had a buzz and I was like, let's go home. Yeah, it was perfect. It was literally just like, I feel great. Like everything's fun. Like feeling fun and flirty. And we're with two boys. We're ready to go.

So then we get back and they're like, you're going to cook us dinner or what? And we were like, what? We're literally tipsy right now. You want us to cook for you? Half drunk. It's the weekend. And in the weekend, we have no food in this house. Yeah. Okay. Like we go through our groceries quick. It's Friday night. We don't have fucking food. So we're like, okay, we have this half.

a pasta open in the cabinet. We got that. Sam had chicken. I was like, oh, there's a pasta sauce back here. We're like, we'll make you chicken and pasta. Enjoy. So we like cooked it up for them. Well, first we changed it to matching pajamas. Yes. We've changed it to

Mashing pajamas. And then we just started playing music on our Alexa. And we just started like cooking. We're tipsy. And they're like, do you have any appetizers? I was like, I have chips and salsa. Yeah. They're like, oh, what the fuck is this shit? They're like giving us shit. Like sitting at the counter, like staring at us. We're like, give us a break, man. But we did pretty decent. Did a good job cooking them their dinner. It was kind of stressful. It was stressful. Were you stressed?

It was a little stressful just because I didn't want to be judged. Yeah, no. I was so stressed. I don't want to be judged. I know. I was like, really? The first time I'm ever going to cook for you, you want me to do it in this circumstance? That's so fucked up. But I guess they enjoyed it. And then literally they devoured it within seconds. I was cleaning and I turned around and it was gone. I was like, you liked it. He was asking me, what did you season this with? I'm like, salt and pepper, cayenne pepper, and garlic powder.

He's like, all right, good to know. That's funny. I was going to say, I feel like I watched a good movie that night or something, but I can't remember. Oh, I got straight to business that night. I might have too, but I feel like I also watched a movie and I feel like it was good, but I could be totally like, I don't know. No, I literally, we went straight to bed. Yeah, we were like PC's. Yeah, we were like PC's. I was like, all right, bye bitches. And I like went into my room and it's so funny because I love Alexa. Alexa like controls my whole room. So I was like, I was showing him, I was like,

hey have i even i'm surprised i haven't showed him this yet and i was like oh my god have you seen this and he was like what and i'm like alexa turn bedroom light pink and it turns my whole entire bedroom light pink well you should set your alexa to have one command where it like makes the lights red and like puts like mood music on dude that'd be sick oh my god you could be like alexa set the mood no alexa sexy time yeah and it'll just like

Wait, I gotta figure that out. That'd be sick. You should figure that out because that would be like super dope. I'm like, Alexa, sexy time. And it starts like... It goes red real quick. Dim's like goes red. Yeah.

Oh, that'd be so funny. That'd be sick. Yeah. I got to figure that out. Damn it. But it was such an early night. I needed to have an early night because I was literally leaving the house at 9 a.m. I know you were ready to fucking go that morning. So I had to be up and at him. So I cooked my boyfriend dinner and breakfast. I made us a protein shake and I made us eggs. And I was like, am I not like the biggest wife you've ever had in your life? Like ever? Yeah. I literally cooked you dinner. Woke up.

Went on my hot girl walk came back and made your ass breakfast. Like I'm literally the best and

Um, I was going tubing down in san marcos with my boyfriend's friends And it was so fun except for the fact that our driver on the way there was like really not Like really unwell and we took like two hours to get to san marcos. We could have gone to fucking houston We literally took like two hours to drive like 45 minutes. It was Very very frustrating and annoying so I was gone from nine to five So we're probably supposed to be back at like three but no we had that extra long ass time to get down there But whatever we we survived um

And we went tubing and it was so fun. We just like all... It was a good amount of people and we all tied up together. And then you have like floats for the coolers. We had two massive coolers on floats. And...

And we ran out of alcohol so fast. And the sun was beaming. I got so tan. And it was just vibes. It was just cruising vibes. It was packed too. A lot of people. Yeah. That morning, I went on a little hot girl walk with Taylor as well. And then I came back. I had a little bit of time to kill because all my – well, not all my friends, but most of my friends that went out last night –

we're super hungover sneaky link had left my place he went to the gym went back to his place to make breakfast and like get ready because we were going paddleboarding on ladybird and we hadn't done that yet like this was our first weekend and like if you guys remember last year if you're an og listener we literally used to go paddleboarding every single freaking weekend last summer it was so much fun it was the best way to make friends because everyone is just down to like

like group up on the paddle boards. So I got ready and I think about like 1230 we were off to go paddle boarding. It was just me and like three of my guy friends. And we met up with a bunch of like other girls and like other groups of girls and guys. And there was probably like 15 of us like just in like a group.

And we had so much fun. And yeah, then we came back and it was time to rally and go out. I was a little buzzing because we stopped at Tom's Market, which I wasn't even planning on drinking on the paddle boards. I packed up three of those Alani new seltzers that were in the fridge. And then as we're like going and I'm like,

Should I drink? Like, I feel like I should drink. I was like, Taylor's definitely drinking. Like, I'm a drink. And we both had Juneshine. Yeah, well, that's because I... So I asked Dane because he drove because he had to go to, like, a fucking comedy show that night. So he drove us all and he was like... I was like, can you stop at Tom's Market? And I was like... He was like, what's that? I'm like, you've never been to a Tom's Market? Tom's Market is, like, the best. It's, like, a little, like...

family-owned like convenience store with all like healthy wellnessy goodies but then there's also alcohol so i go in there and i get some june shine i got like their um exclusive like seasonal flavor right now it's like i had that one you did it was did you like it it was the best one in the pack yes so i had a variety pack so i kind of the way they got put was they were still like in order in the cooler yeah and that was like the last one in the box they were the last yeah i drank best one

Berry Breeze. Yes.

I don't remember the name of it, but it was so good. Purple, right? Yeah, I don't know the actual name because Jonah misread it and he was like, Berry Cheese Breeze. So we were just calling it like, Berry Cheese Breeze. It's definitely not called that. Yeah, definitely not cheese. No, but it's the purple one. Yeah. It was the best one in the pack. Yeah, I like the pineapple one too. The painkiller one? Or was it in the pack? It's not in the pack. It's just in general. Like that one. Yeah, I like the painkiller one. The other ones I had, I had a grapefruit one. Not good. The...

I was literally like some of them I didn't like that much. So to just like be done with it, I shock. Dude, I was freaking sneaky link. He grabs one because he's like, oh, Sam, can I try one? I was like, I don't want to. I got like what? An eight pack. Are they six or eight packs? I can't remember. Mine was a 12 pack. No, mine was an eight pack. Yeah, they're eight packs.

Right? Yeah. Mine was an 8-pack. So they're 8-packs. And I'm like, I don't want to finish all of these. Like, boy, it's like half some. But then Sneaky Link opens one. He wants to try. It takes one sip. And he goes, oh, this is fucking disgusting. I don't want it. I'm like, if you knew you maybe weren't going to like it, why wouldn't you take a sip of the one that was cracked open in my hands? So, like, we poured all the stuff into two coolers. And everyone brought, like, a beer, a seltzer. So everything was just kind of, like, communal. Like, no one was like, those are my white claws. It was like, everyone put beers in there. Everyone put seltzers in there. Like, you can just...

But I was like, I don't really like seltzers. So don't touch my moonshine. But I want my moonshine. So I'd be like, I need my drink. And they're like, oh, there's a cooler right here. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Because we were floating, so we'd get distant. I'm like, no, I need that cooler. I need my moonshine. And then toward the end, we're running out of alcohol. And again, it's fair game for everyone. We were like, look, you put your shit in here. We're just all going to drink it. And then you see the other quarter of my eye had one left. And it was being drank. I was like, no. No, yeah, that is the worst. Because I hate seltzers so much. I was like, my moonshine.

Like, once, I remember, like, three summers ago, no, not even fucking, like, so long ago when seltzers started becoming a thing, and it was, like, Trulies and White Claws, but that were the two, like, seltzers. I was so anti, I was anti-Trulies, though. I was so for White Claw. I was like, oh my god, this is the best thing ever. Like, what, who created this magical drink? It's like a seltzer with vodka in it. This is crazy. But now, I hate them. Yeah, I thought I was, I thought I liked them because it was, like, when I was getting into, like, look, I drink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm 18, like, I drink. So if I was at, like, a family pool party and they wanted to get me, like, alcohol, like, or, like, a beach trip where it was, like, okay, we'll get you a drink, like, you want Trulies? And I'd be, like, yeah. Dude, were you ever in your Twisted Tea phase? No, I had a Twisted Tea on the river, though. Oh, my God, bro, I hate those. I had a Twisted Tea on the river. They ruined it for me. They're so good. Dude, when I was in high school, we would literally get Twisted Tea bags. That's awful. Like, the bags, like, that came in, like, the thing. And we would just slap the bag with the Twisted Teas. Oh, it ruined it for me. I gained, like...

Like, you know, when you're just, like, so full. Like, I didn't even get, like, this was a point in my life when I didn't care about, like, being bloated and shit. But I would get so bloated from, like, those, like, bags. Oh, disgusting. Yeah, I had, like, half a twisted tea in the water because my, I was like, my June shine. Oh, no, it was scarmy. I cannot have those anymore. I was like, my berry cheese breeze June shine. Give it back. So then we, both Taylor and I, obviously, were heading back. I'm heading back, and as I am, Taylor texts me and goes, I'm bummed.

I'm buzzing. I'm drunk. And I literally have been sitting in the car and I read your text that you get from me. And I'm buzzing. And I'm like, guys, Taylor's buzzing. We got to go out. And I scream it. It worked out so good because I didn't rush going out. The other time we went out straight from a boat day, I went out like a wet sewer rat. My hair was still half wet. I did not touch up any sort of makeup. I literally took off my bathing suit, put other clothes on, and left the house. This time...

We ordered food. Chilantros has been my Uber Eats for the second time we got it. It hits. Like, it's so good. It's, like, a substantial amount of food. So good. Yeah. It, like, really hits. Got some chilantros. Like, slicked up my hair. Put makeup on. I can't remember if I took a shower. Something wants to say I did take a shower. But don't quote me on that. But, like, I put makeup on. Like, I actually felt, like, ready to go out and, like,

Like, I was ready. Like, I was, like, ready to go when I wasn't, like, a fucking shit show. So that was nice. Yeah, that is good. I went back to Sticky Links. We got dropped off there. We got, like...

He has, like, a food truck literally across the street from his house. So we got food from there. Oh, that's dangerous. I know. Super dangerous. And it's so cheap, too. For the both of us to get food, it was $14. Wow. Yeah, and we got, like, a bunch of tacos and stuff. So we were eating those. And then as we're, like, eating and stuff, like, he slowly got ready. And then we Ubered over to my place. I slowly got ready. And then we left and went downtown to go out. And you guys can all imagine where the hell we went. Of course, Lucky Duck. Yeah.

But I knew we did something different. No, but okay, here's the thing, guys. Last week, we found out there's a speakeasy.

Crazy. Upstairs at Lucky Duck. We go to this bar all the time and we never fucking knew this. I feel like someone's just been keeping this secret from us. But didn't one of you guys ask at the bar if it was new, right? I don't think it's new. I think so. Well, it is. Yeah. I don't know. I think it was. Oh, no. You didn't come up to the bar with us. I don't think it's new enough. Like, it's definitely not new. No, it is. We've been going to Lucky Duck. Well, yeah. No, not that new. But when I went to the bathroom with Haley and Riley, we went up to the bar and asked. We were like, how long has it been here? It's been there since January.

Since January and now it's June, I feel like something like that takes a while for people to actually know about it. Because it's speakeasy, so they're not going to announce it. But it was so cool. If you guys remember any of our videos or vlogs or anything or Snapchats...

Lucky Duck is like an outdoor patio. It's in the back of like a bar. It's outside. And in the back, there's like little arcade games. So there's like the one where you punch the punching bag. There's basketball. There's the ski ball. And on the very end of all the games, there's like this sketchy gate that's covered by like fake...

like greens wrapped throughout like the fence and there's just like a bouncer just like standing there which I've never noticed a bouncer ever in my life but I don't in my head I wouldn't be like that's a bouncer I'd be like that's just you know it's a place where people are getting drunk they put a workers just standing there to make sure people are safe people maybe they just like that's just where he's standing like I wouldn't think he was a bouncer I'm just like maybe they have someone just oversee like

the drunk people don't cause chaos with the basketballs. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Like, I wouldn't have thought he was a bouncer. Like, it's never in the back of my mind. Like, oh my God, is that a speakeasy over there? Yeah. Like, that's not something I'm thinking about. I'm just like, that's just the worker that stands by the arcade games. Yeah. I don't know. So, I was eager to get ourselves in there and it was a good thing that we were getting ourselves in there because when we first got there,

Which me and Sneaky Link showed up first. And then me. Then she showed up. We like Ubered separately because we were ready to go. We were trying to race happy hour. Happy hour ends at 8 there. We literally showed up at like 8.05. I was like, fuck. Piss. Damn it. I know. We got out of the Uber and I sprinted. And I was like, happy hour is still going on? They're like, no. I'm like, fuck. But anyways. So we finished those drinks. And then I knew it was going to rain at some point because you could just see the skies. Oh, it looked like impending doom. The sky looked like.

And it was lightning. Yeah. Like, it was scary. It was like, oh, I'm coming for you. So I was like, we need to get inside there. So we went up there, asked him. He was like, word, like, come on in. And I was like, perfect. Told the rest of our crew and our group that we found it. And, like, just to go to the bouncer and let them know that, like, we're all up there. And then they all came up and joined us. And I think, what, there was, like, seven of us that were just kind of showing up. Yeah, and it was such a fun vibe. It was just a chill, chill vibe.

So fun. And like perfect timing because I could hear the rain like landing on like the roof. I was like, fuck, thank God we're not out there right now. So we were indoors, warm, dry. Yeah. And then how many drinks did we get there? One? One. Yeah, one. And I was already buzzing anyway, so I didn't really need like another drink anyway. So then we went over to Latchkey and in order to get there, we had to run through the rain. And let me tell you right now, that was miserable. I was like...

I don't even know what I was doing with my hands, but I just looked like a fucking cocoon. I was just, like, running. Yeah, my hair was slicked up, so I was, like... Mine was, too, but, like, still, I was just like, this fucking sucks. Yeah. Booked it, got in, and then...

You know, the night went on. The night just unfolded. And, like, the one thing I love about going to that bar is, like, all our friends know to just meet there. Yeah. Like, even friends that we don't really talk to, they're more, like, our surface level, like, hang out, like, drink with friends. And it's just, like, I take – I turn, like, my back and I just see someone I know and, like –

It was just so much fun. We usually go on the picnic tables, but when we first got there, it was raining. So there's like half of the outdoor part that's like covered. So we were under the covered part and we were all under there. It's like a stage. So we were all on like the stage part.

And we were all drinking, having a good time. And one of our friends had a bunch of friends visiting. And one of them was like filthy fucking rich. He paid $300 to the DJ. Well, not the DJ. Just whoever had aux, like management, like behind the bar, paid $300 just to be able to have access to pick the songs. That's so funny. So, yeah.

One, I would never fucking do that, but I'm so happy you did because the music playing that night was so good. Like, me and Sneaky Link were dancing it up, like, having a good-ass grand old time. It was good music. It was, like, a lot of just, like, singing. Like, they were playing, like, a little older Taylor Swift, like, singing. Like, me and Hailey were just, like, jamming. It was so fun. Yeah. Like...

I just, for some reason, also did, like, a boob luge in the middle of the bar. Like, I was wearing this one shirt that was, like, super open, like, in the back. Like, it's strapping in the back and then, like, kind of loose in the front. So, Haley was like, let me boob luge off you. I'm like, fuck yeah, boob luge off me. So, then our other girlfriend, Riley, is pouring, like, a, what are those? Neutral? Neutral? Oh, yeah. Why are those, like, big everywhere now? I don't know. Where did those come from? Dude, I don't know, but, like.

Like, their promo. Like, they, like, do door-to-door at bars with them. Like, when we go to Little Woody's. Like, they're, like, out and about, like, really promoting that shit. Yeah.

Because I feel like the alcohol business is so saturated and people say it's so hard to be successful in the alcohol business. But who the fuck made that? Yeah, I have no idea. Couldn't tell you. I'll look into it. Yeah, definitely look into it. I mean, I have no idea, but not something I would prefer to drink and get at a bar, to be honest. Yeah. So...

I think that entire night, I think I had, like, one drink in my hands, like, the whole night. Like, I just was, like... I only got, like, two. Yeah, like, it wasn't one of those nights where I was just buying a shit ton of drinks. I was just, like, vibing, having such a good time, like, dancing with all our friends. Like, I was wet because of the fucking rain and, like, all the drinks that were getting poured on me for boob looges. And I just, like, love going out with Sneaky Link because it's, like, I know, like...

hey later we're probably gonna leave together but like i can still have my own like good ass time like talk to guys and like do whatever the fuck i want like yeah just running around being a crazy person so that was a good time and then i ended up obviously going back with him and then sunday we just what did i do sunday

Sunday, I literally... Oh! We went to brunch. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, so this is interesting. This is where things get interesting with Sneaky Link, is Sunday. Because we woke up that morning, and I was texting a few of my friends, and I was like, guys, you guys want to go to brunch? And they're like, fuck yeah, let's do it. So I was like, okay, Sneaky Link, like...

I'm going to go home, and I'm going to get ready, and we're going to go to brunch at this place called Veracruz. It's, like, one of our favorite places. So I get home. I tell Taylor and Jonah. I'm like, yo, get ready. Shower. We're going to brunch. So I shower, get ready. We're going to brunch. Oh, and another thing, too. Guys, I left my fucking car out in the pouring rain the night before. So I'm, like, driving home, like, hungover as shit, like, with, like –

Sneaky Link gave me a shirt that said, to-do list, your mom. He always gives me such funny clothes just to embarrass me, makes me wear them home. And I'm like, fuck you for that. So yeah, I'm driving. People are staring at me. My car's soaking wet. There's puddles at my feet. I'm like, fuck this. But then I get home, and then we drive over to get brunch. And...

I love that place. The boys, they were like iffy about it, but I love it. How are they iffy about it? I don't know. It's probably too upscale for them price wise because the boys, they were like, oh, Cisco's their tacos are like $3. Oh my God. Yeah. So be it. I know. So be it.

The tacos at Veracruz are like $6. But they're so good. And they're massive, too. They're good. I'm like, also... They were smaller on Sunday. Were they? Than the other days. Mine was pretty big. You didn't have any chips in yours. That's why. Barely. Yeah. There was only a couple. Like, there was not enough. Yeah. They were way smaller than the other times. Yeah. So then...

this is where the like things got really tested well not even tested because I wasn't even expecting this to happen but we all drove separately so we were all going our separate ways and I'm in Sneaky Link's car and everyone else's Taylor's going in her car the other boys are going in their car and we get in his car and I'm like okay like what do you want to do and he was like oh do you want to go to like that thrift store and I was like

sure, because he wanted to, like, go to the thrift store I was talking about, and I was like, but first, can, like, we go back to my place, like, I need to put my car inside, because it's drying right now, and it might rain, so we do that, we go back inside, and then we, like, sit down on my bed for a few minutes, and he was like, do you want to go to the movies? And I was like, excuse me? Excuse me, what? He's like, yeah, do you want to go to the movies? And I was like,

well like i was so mind blown because guys like as you guys know like he does not fucking hang out with me like sober and this is date number like date number two in the last like week two days yeah like the weekend i was like excuse me he goes yeah do you want to go to the movies like let's look at movies so he opens up his phone we're looking for movies and we ended up finding a movie for um four o'clock and we were literally laying there at like one so we had like three hours to kill i think it was like and i was like oh so do you want what do you want to do now and he was like

what do you want to do and i was he was like do you want to go play like in the park i'm like in the park what it's like kind of it's like drizzling and i'm like i don't not really but i have soccer balls and hockey sticks downstairs he's like oh really like let's go do that so then i go outside or go out to the kitchen and i look at taylor i go taylor we're gonna go play some soccer and you were like very you guys want to come play soccer i was like no yeah you're like we were sleeping on the couch yeah you're like what

So then I really tested him on this one because you guys know I love hockey men and he used to play hockey. So I was like, hey, look over there. Hockey stick, hockey puck, hockey ball. And he grabs it and he just starts playing with it. And I'm like, oh my God. I was like, I couldn't contain it. I was like, ah. That's so funny. It was just like, oh, this is great. This is awesome. Like he was stick handling and stuff. And then I showed him like my field hockey stick. And I was like, this is actually my favorite sport, even though I played hockey. Like field hockey is my favorite.

And we were just having a good time on that. But then we went to the movies and cuddled, held hands. You held hands? Yeah. That's crazy. And then, like, I put my, like... Holding hands is, like, like, I feel like a step. I know. Because remember that time, like, last year when we were, like, with the 20-somethings boys? Yeah. And he held my hand one time. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, it's like a big, like...

I was like, uh-uh. I feel like holding a hand is, like, whoa there. Well, there's two different ways to it, because the other guy, Bruce, I don't care, I really don't give a fuck about name-dropping at all, but, like, he held my hand on the first day. But you guys were, like, a little bit, like... No, but the first day when we were walking from the pregame downtown, me and him, we were all like, I was like, what the fuck are you doing holding my hand? And I was just kind of like, why are you holding my hand? Like, we only, like, fuck, why are you holding my hand? Yeah.

are you holding my hand i'm like let go of me and then he literally later that day was like i don't know why i did that and i was like yeah i was just like what yeah okay we're both in the same he was probably grabbing onto my fingers and my fingers were probably like yeah like like not like get off i don't want you here hand holding is crazy um

um huge moves for the program so that was crazy so like i spent my whole day i was watching the duggar documentary on yeah how is that oh my god it's so good it was crazy shiny happy people it was uh episodes four episodes shiny happy people on amazon prime oh my god it was nuts as someone who grew up watching 19 kids and counting that shit was crazy highly recommend

And then I didn't do much the rest of the day. I just kind of hung out on the couch. I went grocery shopping. Didn't do much. Yeah, no. After the movies, we went and got Cheesecake Factory, and I took his cheesecake virginity because he's never been, which was weird. I feel like everyone in their mother. He had never been to Cheesecake Factory? Dude, and it was literally in that mall. They're next door to each other, and I was like, we need to go.

we didn't we didn't get cheesecake though because we were so fucking full i was like yeah i was like if i get cheesecake right now like i don't even think like cheesecake factory every single dish is like a thousand calories like that shit makes you yeah i was like i am so full right now i don't know i don't know if i can do it because we got um buffalo i the buffalo tenders from cheesecake factory are so good because it's like a different type of buffalo sauce it's like sweet but spicy i can't explain it i would have

Drowned myself in that sauce. And then a Caesar salad. And then we got, like, this dynamite shrimp, like, appetizer thing. Which, it was good, but, like, not my preferred. He wanted it. So I was like, we both pick an app, and then we'll get a Caesar. And then...

Yeah, later that night when I got home, he dropped me off. Because then we went to Trader Joe's too. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Dude, we had ourselves a fucking day Sunday. That's crazy. You did. And I literally, as he was driving me home after going to, so we went from the mall to watch a movie, to get Cheesecake Factory, then to Trader Joe's. He's driving me home and I'm like, so you're not sick of me yet? He goes, no. I was like, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck?

Like, what is going on? It was crazy. Did a brick fall on your fucking head? Literally, like, are you concussed? Yeah, like, what is going on? So then, literally that, like, I woke up the next morning to a text asking if I wanted to go on a double date with his roommate. Yes, and tonight she has a double date. I know. And it's just, like, honestly...

bonkers and crazy and out of this world it's so crazy like I still can't believe it because it's literally last like literally a week and a half ago I was like ah no this man like he ain't he ain't he doesn't want it we're done dropping him like I literally like closed things off

So this is what I'm going to say. It's like any girl that has a sneaky link situation thing going on, end that shit. Because I think that's what worked. It is. It's literally what worked when I had that conversation. All you have to do is stop giving someone attention. You stop giving someone attention and that works in literally like, that's a foolproof method. Yeah, literally. I just looked at him and I go, we can't do this anymore. Like my feelings are going to get involved at some point. Like,

We just can't do it. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I totally agree. Like, so it was awesome. And then bam. Bam. Simping like no other. Literally. It's like mine. So crazy. It's so crazy. But that's all I can really share right now because I don't really know where the fuck is going on with my life. So true.

I don't really have many new updates considering our last episode was like a mental entire life update. I feel like I have nothing else to say except if you're watching on YouTube, I dyed my hair dark. Yeah. So if you're like that girl looks different. Yeah. I just got back from the hair salon, dyed my hair dark, you know, just like going through this crisis, put my piercing back in, dyed my hair dark. I want to get a few back tats. I'm just, just I'm rebranding. Yeah. Rebranding. Quick, quick, rebrand. A quick rebrand. Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. I mean, I like your brown hair.

It just my sister goes you look well first of all with my belly ring and my dark hair I'm like am I 17? Yeah, I I was like I feel like a high schooler because this is just how I looked in high school And my sister was like I feel like it makes you look younger I'm like I just this is this is pretty close to my natural hair color. I didn't even have my natural hair color I dyed it a few times. I haven't had my natural hair color in a very very long time like since my freshman year of college and this is like pretty close to what my natural hair color is and

So she was like, it makes you look younger. I'm like, I think I probably just look 18 because this is the color hair I had. Yeah. So that's probably what it is. So yeah, with my belly ring and my hair, I'm giving high school era. Yeah, I wonder if like that's a thing. Like natural hair makes you stay looking younger. I don't know because people tell me I look older. No, but I get comments all the time of people being like, oh yeah, that doesn't make sense. Never mind. People tell me I look older with blonde hair.

Yeah. Never mind. I don't even know what the fuck I was trying to say then. I don't know. But yeah, I just wanted something different.

my hair lady was like i knew it was coming because last time i was like i think i want to go brown and i was like yeah but not this time yeah then i was like i want pink hair yeah i don't know what i want to do i have an appointment literally the week before my birthday because i just like always love like the week of my birthday like doing everything like do it all you know you like just got your hair done yeah so i what we did was um like my glossing removal and we went like like one shade lighter than what it was because it was literally jet black the first time i went and

And now I'm trying to get down to like an espresso brown color. So cool. Yeah. I love a hair salon. Yeah, me too. I kind of love sitting there all day. I brought my laptop. We got some like, how long were you there? I got there at 1045 and I got home at like 250 and it's like, so I left at like two. So it wasn't that long of an appointment, but like 1045 to like two something is like a really good chunk of your day. But I don't, I, it's just 40 minutes away from me, but yeah,

I like sitting in the hair salon. A little like scalp massage. Yeah, that part's so... Oh my God, she went... And the shaver that smells so good. She went in on massaging my scalp. I love it. I was like, you, ma'am, are heaven sent. It was a different girl. Another girl did my shampoo stuff and styled me.

And, yeah, she was really, really – I'm, like, thinking about it now. I was like, that was amazing. Shout out her. She killed it. Yeah. Yeah, my appointment is literally in a month, and I just was there, like, last month. But my appointment's going to be longer because it's going to be, like, a double process type shit. Yeah. Look, I could stay the hair salon all day. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You guys know we are big advocates for focusing on your mental health here on this podcast. Yeah.

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way all right so that was our week i have my sushi date tonight with him so i'll let you guys know next week how that goes and i'm taking my boyfriend to the airport because he's going to a wedding that i was actually invited to and i could have gone to a wedding with the whole fam but i just like didn't feel like buying a plane ticket for that so yeah also i have noticed you guys um also all switching like teams because two or three weeks ago a bunch of you were in my dms being like no like

Team anti-Sneaky Link. We're not here for Sneaky Link. Anti-Sneaky Link. Girl, you can do better. And then all of a sudden last week, a bunch of people in my DMs were like, I have hope. I believe in Sneaky Link. I'm sending Sneaky Link. Now I already know. This week, a bunch of you guys are going to be in my DMs being like, Team Sneaky Link. Let's go. This is awesome.

Yeah. Yeah. Our life is about to get real boring if we're both. No, fuck that. No, not real boring. I just like love a little bit of drama. I don't want to be cuffed until like end of summer. But like you're basically to like if you go on dates all the time and only hook up with each other. Yeah, but like I don't want to call him my boyfriend. Right, but I'm saying then like you're not going to be talking to other people. I know, but I can still like.

Like I can still like have a good time. I don't know. I don't know. Dude, I literally don't know how to be in a relationship. I'm kind of scared. I'm just like, but if you're only hooking up together and not only are you only hooking up and you're going on dates, like and you're hanging out in the middle of the week and you're texting each other.

I know dude I was like thinking about that last night that's your man I was thinking about that last night I was like I literally don't know how to act as a girlfriend like I I don't know how to like go out to like bars and parties and social things and be a girlfriend like that's crazy I believe it's if it's the right person like nothing really changes yeah I fucking hope not like nothing I'll be pissed like I'm not like I wasn't like actively thinking like

I like different because I have a boyfriend. Yeah. It's just more so like... My thing is though... You can kiss random people for fun. Yeah. And that's it. My thing is though like I'm so fucking social when I'm like out drinking that like I talk to everyone. Yeah. Like that I see. Like I just talk to everyone. Yeah.

even if it's like innocent talk but obviously sometimes like when i'm talking to guys it's not instant but also flirting for free drinks is fair game yeah time yeah so i'm like i just like don't want to be like i don't want to be like cuffed with someone that's going to be like insecure over the fact that like i'm talking to like people no yeah we can't do it yeah like i can't do that not happening but like he's been pretty fine so far so we'll see yeah we'll see but like true true colors haven't come out yet

yeah i was worried about the two but then i realized i'm the crazy one and he actually doesn't care about anything so so yeah yeah i'm actually the psycho ones i'm like these insecure boys ain't shit meanwhile i'm insane yeah i sent him this tiktok it was like date idea we watch finding nemo and every time a fish appears you you unfollow a girl on instagram

and he was like no and i was like you're not you're not down why do you even have instagram yeah what the fuck why are you on oh actually you know what's really funny is this past weekend he was using instagram like a lot like have you noticed he posted like he posted like four or five stories over the weekend did he yeah and he never posts stories well when he went he went on a trip to germany and when he was there he posted two posts like two separate photo dumps yeah and i was like

influencer era like why are you posting so much yeah so i made like the comment well he posted me in one of the stories and i was like did he yeah what story a bunch of stories he did one like at the at the bar he did one paddleboarding he did one oh at the speakeasy yet do you just like not notice do you not follow him he's muted no i'm kidding nobody's always like you're not gonna tag me in your stuff i'm like no he's like i'm just gonna comment and say

that's me yeah i was like i mean if you want but i don't tag you i don't tag you i was like i don't think i'm ever gonna tag you it's like what i'm like no but he just like clearly loves the clout he'll be like got another got more followers today yeah i don't don't you love it if i got a boyfriend i don't think i would tag him either katie austin didn't tag her fiance until right now and they got engaged yeah and i'm like

I just don't see why I would tag you. Yeah. I think, I mean, I told him, I was like, I'll shadow tag you. Like put him when you tag someone, it's not on the screen. Yeah. I was like, I'll do that if you want to repost it. Yeah. But why would I tag you? And it's itching me to know if I did tag him, how many profile. Yeah. Tabs it would get.

yeah it would probably do so many so I'm like I also just but also like even like I don't know I'm gonna use like Ken York as an example like when she like would post like her guy or like her boyfriend and like

Some sketchy ass like fake ass fucking followers would like DM her boyfriend or just like get like that's what I'm saying. That's fucking like well obviously first of all we're nowhere near like the level of people level as can but even still there are crazy fucking people out there like it was funny I was joking around because I'll send him because sometimes you guys DM me they're like.

oh like Taylor like what he's cute and this girl just texted me like oh bud like he's hot and I screenshot it and I sent it to him just to know boost his ego but I just wanna like I was kidding I was like I'm gonna write back girl watch your fucking mouth watch your fucking mouth that's my man watch your fucking mouth that's my fucking boyfriend shut the fuck up so funny no but yeah I sent it to him I'm just like

Here you go. If you just needed to hear that today. Yeah. The girl is a mainstream. And even on Snapchat, like, I'll post, like, him here and there now because I told you guys, like, two weeks ago. I was like, you know what? Fuck it. Like, he's not my sneaking link anymore. I'm over it. Like, it's not – we're done with it. So I'm just going to post his face on my thing. And I posted his face probably, like, six or seven times.

And it got so many swipe ups of people just being, oh my God, is that him? I'm like, how the fuck do you guys know? Like, it's just a boy. Like, it could have been any of my guy friends. And like, everyone was freaking out. I was like, how the fuck do you know? Probably just his new, new person. Yeah, new person in the feed. Makes sense. Yeah. Because I'm telling you, like, we don't hang out with Jason that often. So that one day that Jason was in a lot of my pictures, everyone's like, that's your man. I'm like, no, it's not. That's just Jason. It's just Jason. Yeah.

I love Jason though. And then I posted a random filter where it gave me like a J as an initial and I'm like just like being a troll and everyone's like Jason. I was like no. No not Jason. Jason's gonna be like scrolling and like seeing like me? Hold on what? What are you talking about? Love Jason. Anyways let's

Let's wrap it up. Yeah. All right. We're now going to get into a full day of eating segment. So we're just going to break down everything that we do day to day. Monday to Friday, our full days of eating are pretty much the same. Obviously, the weekends, we kind of lose...

Yeah.

like eating eating out during the week one because we already spent the money on groceries so like i'm gonna eat groceries first i'm not having to go bad like trying to eat what i purchased that's like a huge reason makes us feel the best um and we obviously work from home so we can make food um

whenever really we want to. So we both eat at like 9 a.m. in the morning during the week. That is at breakfast time. We try to follow like similar schedule because we can like do things and be on the same schedule. So we eat breakfast at like 9. I used to do like eggs for that like brief period before.

But I'm back in my protein oats era. Yeah. And another thing that I also like, not only for like the reason of like our schedule of being able to do things is like, I don't like eating alone. So true. Even if we, Taylor and I will literally sit there and not talk to each other. It's just like the company of somebody sitting there. Like it's nice. Meals are social time. But like, it's not really because we don't fucking talk. No.

It's too early. It's too early. It's too early. Yeah. So 9 a.m. is when we have breakfast every morning. We used to have breakfast so fucking early in the morning, like for no reason. Like I wasn't even hungry like that early in the morning. Like literally this time, like last year, we would have breakfast at like 7 in the morning. It's just like...

realistically, like we work from home. We can have breakfast whenever we desire. So 9 a.m. we just realized was a great time for us to have our breakfast and it gives me enough time to do like my morning skincare and all that and go on a walk with Mac and come back and make breakfast. So I do my cream of rice. Taylor likes her oatmeal. I just like doing cream of rice because I don't know. I found like a good consistency with that. It's just like

The texture on it, I like it a little bit better. It's not as, like, goopy. I don't like the texture. So that's the difference. It's just a texture thing. Like, you try them both. I don't know. People always ask me why I prefer it. It's just a texture thing. Everyone has their own texture things. It's just do you. Try it. If you like it, then use it. But there's no other reason, really, besides that. And, yeah, then that's breakfast. And then I like to have a coffee, like, 30 minutes after that.

uh yeah it just depends i've been taking a longer time to drink my coffee these days so i want to try to get it made sooner so i have more time to drink it rather than like chugging it but i'll make a coffee in my espresso i've been doing hot coffee i had an iced coffee today i think i'm gonna go back to iced coffee i just went through a phase where i was like this is good and it was like really rainy and like there was like weeks in a row where it was like gloomy and like

Not even really cold, but just like gross and raining like every single day. And I was like, hot coffee's a vibe. It's cozy in here, like rainy weather. And now if the rain is finally going to stop and it's going to be bright, beautiful, sunny days, I'll go to my iced coffee.

And I use my Nespresso, make a coffee, and then I use regular old creamer from Trader Joe's. I don't, like, measure it out or anything. It's not – I mean, it's not super high-calorie, but it's not, like, low-calorie creamer. It's just coffee creamer. And some sugar-free syrup, and it's bomb. Yeah, I'm right now doing a caffeine cleanse, as you guys know. So I'm not really having coffee at the moment, but realistically, like, if I were to be having coffee, I'd just do the Nespresso pods. I'd do, like, a little, like –

latte, chicken espresso type vibe and I'll do some almond milk. I am, I have gone through an experiment of trying to find like the best milk because we were using like the Malk. Like I, I wasn't really like the biggest fan of it. I don't think almond milk and coffee at home is good.

I know we need to get... Dude, the Trader Joe's almond milk is, like, the hands down the best almond milk I've had. It's good almond milk, but there's, like, a brand that makes, like, a barista blend. Yeah. And it's, like, it might be a little, like, thicker. I don't know. We need to, like... Look into it. Yeah, because, like, I agree, like...

some because like then it like it's like separate it's like separate just like mix right away and there's like spots of like almond milk so i'm trying it doesn't like combine right away i don't know yeah i mean i don't know i like it i like doing like a yeah no i don't dislike i don't always put almond milk in my coffee yeah because i don't i don't really do lattes i do cups of coffee yeah so i tried like a bunch of different ones and like the blue and yellow like carton from trader joe's that and

milk, almond milk is hands down the best. So if you're going to get anything from Trader Joe's, it's going to be that milk. And yeah, very cheap. It's like $2. Um, so then we kind of sit on the couch, like doing work, computer work. And then I drink my coffee and then let the food digest. That's one thing about me is I need to like, at least wait like an hour before I go to the gym. Um,

When I eat anything. Like, I can't eat and then go straight to the gym. Like, unless it's, like, a little snack. But if it's a meal, I need to wait, like, an hour, hour and a half before I can actually work out. Y'all know I need to take my post-breakfast food. So... Yeah, we do that. And then we head over to the gym. And...

That gives us a little bit of time where it's been three hours by the end of our workout since we've eaten. So it's a good timing to come back and just have lunch. And we've been doing lunch post... Well, I mean, I have. Yeah, well, I went through two. I feel like this is an awkward time for me to do this episode because if we would have done this episode last month, it was different. And now I just changed it. So I had two different ways I was doing it. Before...

Um, this was when I was still having eggs for breakfast. I would come back from the gym, drink a protein shake, go for a walk and then make lunch. But now I don't drink the protein shakes. I already had protein powder in my breakfast. So I ditch that and I just make lunch when I come back. I ditched the whole protein shake thing. I'll drink some electrolytes. I love my element packets. Um, they just make me feel so hydrated because it's so easy to be dehydrated. I sweat a ton at the gym.

I sweat and dance. We drink on the weekends. I'm in the sun all the time. So I like getting in a little electrolyte packet to feel really hydrated. Then we make lunch. And lunch for me now is eggs. It's like breakfast. Just another breakfast. I basically have sweet breakfast and then savory breakfast for lunch. And it's just the easiest thing ever. Yeah. I have been doing like... I've been so guilty with like content where it's like... Content for me has been a lot of like...

food and like days of my life's full day of eatings where I felt so guilty of like, oh my God, I'm having the same lunch every single day. Like I need to change it up. But then I realized to myself, I'm like, Sam, do what you want. Like, no offense to you guys. I know you guys love the new recipes and all the new shit coming, but my breakfast tacos are so fucking good that I've been having them for, I think like three months in a row now. And I don't think I'll stop anytime soon. They are so good. Yeah. But people also want to see what you eat.

Truly why? Because I realized I get the same way when you're like, oh my God, like this is so boring. This is boring. But then I think there's some people I watch and I have watched them do the same shit on TikTok, on YouTube. I don't know.

a million times and i eat it up yeah and like i eat it the fuck up like i can start someone's youtube video and be like oh and now she's gonna make her coffee that she makes like this every single time or like she's gonna do this yep like i i just know because i get someone i watch other content and it's like i eat it up yeah it's great it's true

And I even still like I'll even if I don't post the recipe for it like for a while, I'll still get comments like what's the recipe? I'm like, girl, I've been eating this for like three months. Oh, you must be new here. That's yeah. And that's the thing is like people don't like watch every single video. I mean, you should. Yeah, you definitely should. You probably don't. But yeah, so I've been doing the breakfast tacos with the cottage cheese on top. Huge fan of it. It's a slay fucking lunch. Like it's literally like 40 to 50 grams of fucking protein. It's so good. Fills me up for so long.

I will do either some version of like a breakfast taco. I will do this week. I'm just doing like eggs and like toast. Very traditional breakfast because I'm doing like Mexican for dinner. So I just didn't want to do like tacos twice. So I just basically just eggs and a form of bread. I might. I also really want to do like breakfast sandwiches. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, like a fry.

tomato. Sounds dank. That sounds fucking bomb. Open-faced sandwich or like a sandwich? Eat it like a sandwich. Yeah. That sounds good. Yeah, I know, right? But yeah, just like some eggs and bread. So just like substantial. Sometimes fruit, like two if I like want something like sweet, but it's just like easy to

Especially after the gym, I'm hungry. Yeah. Another thing, too, is, like, guys, we don't track our food either. But one thing about us is we are going to make sure, for the most part, our meals are very, like, protein-focused. And just balanced. Yeah, balanced. Balanced in the sense that, like, each meal needs to have every macronutrient in the meal. Like, I'm sneaking greens in every fucking corner of every meal I'm eating. Yeah, and it's, like, carbs, protein, fat, protein.

And when you don't track, if you just make sure you're getting those in every meal and all in all and all your days will end up balanced. Like by the end of the week, you'll be fine. Yeah. So lunch it is. And then a few hours later, that's when we'll have a snacky snack. Snacks have been like kind of a struggle for me, like finding something that I enjoy. But.

But I've been, like, switching it up a little bit lately. So I was huge, like, deli turkey meat stand. Like, fucking amazing. Love it. Been doing that. But then I realized I haven't done this in, like, so long. And so all of last week I did it. And it was the buffalo chicken dip with, like, the lentil chips. So good. So last week I prepped for the week in a container, like, a little Tupperware, like, buffalo chicken dip.

and I had that with like canned chicken like you know win some you lose some you can do fresh chicken if you want but canned chicken is the way to go if it's a snack okay so I did canned chicken with like all the goodies to make the buffalo chicken dip and then I just kept that in there and like every now and then when I was hungry just put it in the microwave for a few minutes and then heat it up eat it right out with some chips and that's like my snack um or I was doing um um this

This was like a few weeks ago. I was doing tajin and chamoy on mango because it was like three weeks ago. I went to the pool like almost every day. It was the week you were gone. And I went to the pool almost every day and I bought mangoes for the week. Where was I? I don't remember. I guess it was like a month ago. Yeah. Anyways, so just like...

It depends on the vibe and like what I'm craving. I think next week I'm going to do pasta salad. Oh my God. Yeah. My mom just sent me a thing for like pickle pasta salad. Yeah. I love when people just know me. Like, like thanks mom. I'm going to have to show you the one that I found because it looks so good. Thanks for sending me a pickle pasta salad. Like I really needed that in my life.

Pasta salad needs more love Should have been an underrated pasta salad What do you do for snacks? I've been struggling to do protein focused snacks Me too it's a struggle man Because I just can't fucking think I know I could do canned tuna and crackers That's a good one But that's Canned tuna fills me like a meal

Yeah. Like it's almost too, it's so filling. I was doing lunch a while ago, canned tuna and crackers. It was so filling. So I just have trouble doing protein heavy snacks and I'm not normally that hungry. So I'll just kind of pick. I will devour some baby carrots, maybe a few chips or crackers, a pickle out of the fridge. I'll just be like a little. A rabbit. I'll just graze. She's a rabbit. Yeah. I just like graze in the kitchen. There's like nothing that I.

Like I'm like, oh yeah, I want this for snack. Yeah. I don't fucking know. Maybe like a frozen waffle. Those are always good. Yogurt parfait is so true. Yogurt. But the thing is, high protein vegan yogurt is expensive. Like good one. You could do it like twice a week. Just get like two little tubs for like. Yeah, like twice a week. You don't need to be doing it every day. Yeah. Yeah. So true. But yeah, I like carrots. Carrots are my thing right now. I just down like half a bag of baby carrots in one sitting.

And they're just fucking good. And they're, like, good for you. Yeah. Because I don't know. One thing that I've been trying to do is stay away from a lot of, like, the processed shit. Like, I've been trying to only do, like, one serving, maximum two of, like, processed protein through the week. And, like...

This time last year, Taylor and I, we would be eating up protein chips, protein bars, protein cookies, like protein anything, you name it. If there was protein snuck into it, like we were eating it. And so with snacks, now that we intuitive eat, we're not so like super fixated on like, like obviously, yeah, we're like, oh, we need protein, but like we're not like

so much into it where we're like kind of killing our fucking like digestion with all the processed shit so i'm just trying to eat more whole foods yeah because it's like okay my snacks are protein heavy but like baby carrots as a snack are also like that's also just good for you like just because protein is not good for you yeah who cares yeah um but i did just buy chips at trader joe's that i just tried to get both of them that i got per serving they're five grams of protein

So which is obviously not a lot. Yeah. Knowing me, I'll probably have like two servings and it's like, OK, that's 10 grams of protein if I have a few chips. So just like looking out for little things like that because like they were random like lentil, like something. So I was like, OK, five grams of protein per serving. Like if I struggle to find protein snacks in any other way, at least these are not zero. Yeah. So try to do that. And then it's like dinner. We are old grandma ladies and we eat dinner at 5 p.m.

Which like my boyfriend thinks is insane because he'll be making dinner at 9 and I'm in bed. Which I get it. He like works a job and has to like commute and go to the gym. So like I get it. Like I'm home to make dinner at 5 and he's like I haven't even left work at 5. And I'm like I get it. But I'm just used to that with my family. Like my family used to do like 5 p.m. Well like probably like 5.30, 6 dinners. Yeah. I was never a late dinner person. Some of my friends had like 8, 8.30 dinner families. Yeah. And I was like no. No.

Because I had a very... Not my fam. My dad's a very go-to-bed-early person. Same. That's just how my family is. So I was used to that, too. So to me, five is not that weird. And especially after high school and stuff, I'd come back so hungry that, like, I just wanted dinner early. Yeah. Couldn't wait till 8.30. Like, okay, here's the thing. We start cooking at five. So, like, we don't really, like, sit down and eat. Yeah, but sometimes, like, my cooking is heating something up. Yeah, your cooking is, like, really fucking quick. Because I don't fucking cook. Yeah. Yeah.

I usually will sit down probably around like 545, like around that time. I sit down at 507. Yeah. Like today, I'm going to make rice. So I take a little bit. But like the inside of my burrito that I'm going to be making, I made like I made some impossible meat, which like I don't always buy. But it sounded good. So yellow. And I just made the whole pack. So all I have to do is heat that up. Yeah. And look at all the peppers and onions are in there, too. It's like ready. Yeah.

I am going to cook rice. Yeah. So I'll have to wait for that. I mean, it's already like... Oh my God, it's 4.30? I know. Taylor's like, fuck, I gotta go eat dinner soon. Oh my God, yeah.

Sitting at the hair salon all day will really take your day away from you. Yeah, it really does. But then... So, for dinner, honestly, every single week is different. Like, dinner is the one thing that I will never have the same. It's always going to be different. Dinner week to week is different. Yeah, yeah. Dinner's also, like, fun to get different. I don't know. Lunch, it's the middle of the day. Yeah. Like, I don't have...

fucking time or energy to be and i'm shuffling it up midday i'm hungry i just got back from the gym i have like shit i need to do i don't want to fucking cook so no dinner lunch fucking hate lunch dinner is where it gets so good i have a few dinners that i feel like i keep in rotation and then sometimes there's a random one but there's a few that are in rotation um

A protein pasta, like a Bonza, any type of protein pasta, always good with like a vegetable or something. This week I'm doing burritos. So some sort of Mexican tacos, burritos. Or if I get bored of eating it in that shape, like let's say I'm having tacos and I'm like, I'm sick of having tacos.

I can use all the same ingredients and just eat it in like a bowl, like a Mexican bowl instead. And then like, I like making fried rice. That's huge. It's so easy. Like a little rice, mixed veggies, soy sauce, protein. So good. Yeah. So honestly, like for me, it's,

extremely different in every direction for dinner. This week I'm doing burritos. Sometimes I'll do bowls. I'll do salads. It's literally whatever I'm craving. Whatever I come across on social media. Sam's a big I saw this

Buffalo chicken salad on Instagram. I am making it for dinner. Like seize a recipe, makes it for the week. Yeah. And then that's what I'll do. So it's pretty much always going to be something extremely different, but it's always like my protein sources are always going to be like chicken, fish,

eggs that's pretty much it like i don't eat really red meat and like one thing i have been doing though is like i've gone back into like eating red meat but like more at restaurants like yeah i just don't think i can like see myself cooking myself red meat i don't know why it just kind of like gives me the ick so 100 i mean i get that i can barely cook fish yeah so i'm

That's been kind of where I've been with my quote-for-quote diet of the type of food that I eat. It's just like I don't really like to cook red meat.

But, like, there are certain things, like, with my restaurants. Like, I want to try it. Like... Yeah. So, just chicken. Chicken in this household will be being cooked. Yeah. And if you didn't know, I'm pescetarian and I don't eat dairy. And I really like a lot of fish I get at restaurants, but I don't know how to cook it at home. Like, at Mad Saw Rancho, I got fish tacos and they were so fucking good. But, like, that, like, white fish is in tacos. I don't know how to fucking cook that. Yeah. It was so...

so good. They were 12 out of 10. They're probably so high protein too. Like it was a good like a good amount like of food and I was like see if I can cook this at home. This is fucking dank. I don't know how to do that. And I also cooking raw fish is

freaks me out so i don't want to do it and jonah's never cooked dinner for me he cooks me breakfast if he sleeps here but he's never cooked dinner for me and i told him how i didn't like salmon because like half of it was the fact that i had to cook it and i didn't fucking like it now he was like he was like i'll make it for you i was like see if you want to come over and cook it for me i'll probably eat it yeah but i know i'm like i can't do the whole cooking thing it's really it's a

It's a process with the fish. Yeah, I feel like that's how I am with, like, the red meat. Yeah, it's tough. Like, I'm like, if you want to, like, if you want to cook it, like, sure, I'll eat it, but I ain't cooking it. Yeah, so if I can figure out, like, I would love to add more, like, variety into my diet in terms of, like, figuring out, like, different types of fish to cook. Like, if I could make those masa ranchos fish tacos, like, I would make those every single day. I feel like, like, my relationship with just, like, food in general since we started intuitive eating, I'm like...

I just, like, don't really care, like, what it is as long as I, like, feel good eating it. Because, like, I used to be so anti, like, dairy, like, eating, like, a bunch of dairy in a day. Like, I would literally, like, limit, like, my dairy intake to, like, one thing in the day. And now, like, I don't even track that. Like...

like yeah i thought of cheese all the time yeah i have cheese all the time now and i'm like i feel good like i'm fine like whereas like two three years ago i'd have been like oh my god i'm so bloated because i had way too much dairy but bitch shut the fuck up you you weren't bloated because you had too much dairy you just bloated because your fucking digestive shit and like you treat your body like shit like i don't know i just like i'm in tune with my body now and i just eat whatever yeah and like it's truly a good life to just

eat what you want because it just fucking sounds yeah you want to eat it and i feel like that's questions we get like why this versus this like because that's what i found out the story that's what sounded good yeah i don't know just like very like random random very very very niche food questions i can't even think of one at the top of my head so i want to ask you the other day on your story it was like what foods make you bloated it's like yeah i don't fucking know or just like why like

why like that sauce if it's x amount of calories or like this sauce like i don't know because this is one they had a true joke it's like i don't know like it tastes good there's not much like i don't put that much thought into my fucking food like yeah i i know what's a portion that i'll eat like i'm good at eyeballing a portion of food and eating it and like my portions of food are very big and just like using what i have yeah and that's all

And it's so easy to just not put that much. It's just like do what like sounds good and eat it. Yeah. And then we've got to finish our full day. We've got to finish the full day eating dessert. Yeah. Then we work our way into a dessert. Taylor has her dessert so much earlier than me because she eats a little bit earlier dinner than me. But I try to hold off my dessert. It's just so hard. Like I just like need something sweet. I know. I just want my dessert off till like 8 p.m. I'll do like a 730. Yeah. Yeah.

And I have like ice cream almost 90% of the time. Same. I have ice cream almost 90% of the time. I have the HEB brand of ice cream is so fucking good. And I just divide it like either in thirds or in halves depending on...

how much I want. Um, but rather than buying like a low calorie pint, if you just divide it in half, it's the same like calories per serving. It's just less, but you'd be surprised how much it actually is. And it tastes so good that I literally don't want to buy anything else. And it's cheap. They to be brand so fucking good. Um, and I literally will always have like half a pint of ice cream every single night without fail. And I've been wanting to switch it because I just want to do less like added sugar. Um,

because like added sugar is just not that good for you and i don't think it's that good for your skin and if you like keep up with any of my other social media you know that's like an issue for me so i'm like i could maybe try to do something sweet at night that's like not a lot of added sugar like something a little more like healthy good for you like some like bullshit health dessert but it's hard man because i just want ice cream yeah and then shit like that is expensive you know what i mean you could do like

I'll try to see though. Overnight oats or something. Yeah but like I want ice cream. Yeah I guess. So yeah that's like it's not like a calorie thing like I couldn't give less of a shit like I'm just kind of like I feel like maybe throughout the week I would like a little less added sugar because maybe it'd be better for my skin but I don't know we'll see. Yeah I have ice cream and then I put a little like brownie thing on top. I get my ice cream from Delights which it's like a low calorie ice cream but it's like

Because it's so low calorie, it's not super filling. You know the one that we used to get at the little... I did zero. That's like... When you have the whole pie and you're like, I'm not super full from it. Yeah, but sometimes I would just be tired of it. A pint of ice cream is a lot of volume. It is a lot of volume, but... Sometimes I'd be like, I don't want to eat this. I've been shoving this in my face. Yeah. It just doesn't make me super full. Whereas if I had any other type of ice cream, it's like hearts or like...

I'm like, oh my god, I'm so fucking full. Whereas, like, I can get the Delight Ice Cream and, like, have a whole fucking pint and I'm set. I'm good to go for the rest of the night. Right. But, yeah, that's our full day of eating. That's our full day of eating. Like we said, because we're into to be, it could, based on certain days, change. Like, maybe I'll have a snack before I have lunch or whatever. Or maybe I need another snack because...

I'm hungrier. We just listen to our bodies. We eat when we're hungry. Yeah. That's it. Like today I got a vegan Pop-Tart at a coffee place. Yeah. So like who cares. I hope this helps you out. Yeah. And if you're wondering what our full days of weekend full days of eating on the weekends like it's a lot of frozen Trader Joe's food whatever's left in the fridge. No no no. The remnants. No no no.

One thing is what we like to do on the weekends is I will cook my food all the way up until I leave the house. And most times, on a Saturday, if I'm leaving the house by noon, I'm going to make sure I eat twice before I leave at noon. Oh, 100%. And then I'll eat out the rest of the day. But I try not to eat out twice.

twice three times a day just because it's kind of expensive and like i have like like i can make i can whip up two meals yeah and some of my meals are sad yeah like before like going on the river i had breakfast and then i packed up i packed up like a veggie burger i put two veggie burger patties on a hamburger bun no ketchup no mustard nothing two veggie burger patties on a hamburger bun to eat on the bus and it's like because that's what i had and i need fucking food so they're just a little sad part

But they get the job done. Yeah. And then Sunday we go to the grocery store and restock. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, that's what our eating looks like. If you need visuals, make sure to subscribe to us on YouTube because that's...

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going like crazy like flying off the fucking shelf flying off the shelves but we got i mean we did get a good amount of them but they're still gonna end at some point and sell out that's what we get for making the cutest hat the world has ever seen i know so that's it for me yep that's it for me i gotta get over to my sushi date soon i gotta go in like an hour to my boyfriend's then take him to the airport yeah

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