Why Sidemen Really Keep Missing Videos | #265 | What's Good
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- You regret getting dogs? - I told dad for the first time like two days ago. - Did he remember that? - No. - You know when people comment on the podcast that are Randolph's insufferable, I actually start agreeing. - Yeah, it's very weird living in a house with her. - And then as I was giving it to her, I was like, wait, hold on, it says water 10 on it. - We're trying to solve it. We're trying to cure water. - If I didn't do them, I'd be absolutely, I'd be getting brutalized right now. - What's happening? - Yo, what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. I'm really upset because I had two cans ready to crack them both open. Already cracked one. So I'm going for the second.

That was really bad, that's not worth it man. Sorry guys, welcome back. Yeah, welcome back. What an intro. These lights change colour every time, you notice that? These like shelf ones. Do they? Yeah, it's yellow now. Sometimes it's white. Oh, it's green now. Oh, no, not green. That orange is the best one because it makes the wood stand out. There you go, there you go. That's the best one. I need an orange light. Um...

What does that even mean? To make my words stand out. Ah. Banging. Why is this on? Sorry, what? Is that a joke? No. What do you mean a joke? Well, there's Pokemon. There's Pokemon on Netflix over there. John has started watching it. Sick. Because Adam watches it. Sick, Adam. I copy Adam as well, man. I would copy Adam too. I'm 28 episodes in. He's only six episodes in. You guys can fuck off. You just have more time. You're 30 episodes in, John.

Oh, that is episode 30 on the screen. Did you know, to ruin your day, John, Misty's died. The voice actress of Misty died last night. We all knew. Oh, did you? Apologies. Did you actually know? Yeah. Oh, cool. I literally walked in and went, oh...

I guess it was like a big news isn't it? Pokemon is so big after all. Yeah. You know, Adam invented it. Fucking hell, yeah. I bet he did, you know. What have you been up to? You been away? No. No, I went to see Hopper. I've been home. Got sort of away. Yeah. But it's also home. How's it going? How's life? Yeah, she's sick, man. She's good. How's Pokemon? Pokemon's doing well. Been getting more into that now. Again. Yeah.

I've done like nine in a row Pokemon streams every day. Yeah. Yeah. I took yesterday off and I'm taking today off. I might do one today. So addictive, man. But no, I'm good. I feel like I've been away though, but I haven't been. Have I been away? No. I don't know. I don't know. Where have you been? You've been away. I went to... When was the last time we did one? I don't know. I feel so weird. We did one after I went to Olympics. Just before your holiday. Yeah. So I went to Greece.

Went to a little island by Athens. Yeah. It was lovely. Yeah. Very nice and hot. I remember because you recorded the voiceover for Big Wedge and the link expired. Yeah. But, well, I noticed they thought we were not downloading it. But also, I know I can change it so it never expires. Why do people use WeTransfer? It sucks. What should I use? Dropbox. Nah, but it's just easier to go like... Now you can be like me where I've got five terabytes and I've reached my limit because I don't delete my files.

I gotta pay more money. That's just stupid. Yeah, so essentially, you know, I'm probably sure you'd re-transfer. But I like going back and seeing old footage. I don't know, delete it all. My vlog editor is away and he's telling me to film in 1080. And now I'm thinking like, I want my videos to be in 4K. So I might have to now try... This is boring for the podcast. How's the grease? It was good. I've definitely seen you since grease. Um...

I don't think so. Sorry, I'm having a bit of a weird breakdown right now. Have you? No, you haven't. We did two last time, that's why. We did two. Oh my gosh. It was the day before I went up there. Oh my gosh. I just was like, surely. It was really nice. Have you vlogged this? Go. I just did a room tour. Well, it's quite literally a vlog. No, it's a Reddit video. On second channel. I needed a title. Did it bang? Not bang, no.

I saw it on TV. I saw it. Oh my God, I'm having a weird breakdown. I saw it in the chat, didn't I? You put the picture in the chat. So this place was like... What are you doing there? I was trying to open it, but I couldn't figure out where it was. So it was really nice. Like, it was really, really nice. But there was a lot of things like, like this, for example, like the, okay, so the shower, for example, it's, you have the shower and then you have a window on the right.

That unless you're standing right by the wall of the shower, the house next to you can see you. Wow. Which is a bit like, I don't know. I get seeing it being, you know. Can see you or like if they stand in a certain place in the house, they can see you. If they stand where I'm stood, right? Like that window there that I can see. Sure, sure. Is the shower. Right, right. Oh, wow. Okay. Some of them don't come. Some of them don't have blinds. Yeah. Own it, man.

I was like, privacy, fair enough. Like, you know, being able to see onto people's balconies, that's whatever. Being able to see into the shower is a little bit different. Wait, what? What? Any golf courses? No. This island has nothing on it. Right. Except this. This looks like a place that we went near when we went to the Greece FPL trip for golf.

Cool. But it's an island. I'm sure that is an island. It is an island. I thought it was the same place. Some nice spots over there. Yeah. Some really nice spots. Is there a reason you're avoiding saying the name of the island? No. He said it, right? It was called Kea. Yeah, he said that. Wake up, John. I didn't hear him say it. Sorry. John's running running streets now. Any reason, John?

Getting in shape, baby. He's probably running. I know, I just wanted to give him a place to run off, but he's not even replying. Before you came here, he was watching Pokemon doing sit-ups. Literally? Yeah. Wait, let's get a little update, John, because people are asking me about you. I'm currently down to 80.2 kilos. I'm doing two abs workouts a day. Thank you very much. 80.2? Yeah. So not 80? Not under 80? Yeah.

How much do you weigh? I'm like 81. Wow. Wow. I mean, you have got a foot on me, so that would explain it. But no, I'm in the best shape ever. My resting heart right now is under 60, which is also surprising. Nice. How are the abs looking? I mean, I don't think... Should I... We should just wait until the very end, right? Yeah, you shouldn't show us, but you can tell us. I'm... Are you wearing... I'm not super worried. I'm not worried. 10 out of 10 is your aim, right? What number would you say you're at?

Well, yeah. You started at a one. Yeah, I started at a one. It looked like you were halfway there this morning, I would say. Yeah, I'm looking trim. Your money's going bye-bye, mate. Your money's gone. I'm lucky. He's got three out of six so far of the abs. Really? No, no, no. Oh, John, show me, man. That was a halfway joke. I can show you afterwards. I'll show you afterwards. No, no, no. Don't show him. I kind of don't want you to show anyone. Yeah. You can show like...

Nick and Adam. It's just because he came back after the shower. Don't show the Sidemen or anything. No, I won't. Or Randy. I'll keep a secret. But yeah, we're on course. I haven't cheated or anything. So I'm just, yeah, I'm on course. What do you mean you haven't cheated? Well, like, on my diet. I didn't think you had. No, no, no. Now it's in my head. No, I mean, I've been cheated on my diet. Oh, okay. I've been religious to everything that I've planned. But I have cheated. But no. So, you've got, September comes after August, yeah? Yeah.

There he goes to November. So he's got two months. Yeah, he does. Wait, September, October. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah. So he's got two months. He's got two and a half. Yeah. He's got the whole of September, the whole of October and then the rest of it. Yeah, he's got this, man. That's crazy. No, he might have a slip up in there. He might do. You know what? A little prediction here. I reckon he's going to reach his goal quite early. It's like a dead sheet thing where if he gets it, he has to have it.

I think you have to have it on the podcast around Halloween. Yeah, sure, sure. So that's sort of, right? Yeah, yeah. I'll figure out a day, yeah, around then. 31st of September. I'm happy to maintain it. I'm enjoying being healthier. It could be like 25th or it could be like 3rd or 4th kind of thing.

Depending on when we film. He's going to be super saiyan, man. I'm excited. I've lost 4kg now. Damn. Take that. Don't have to clap me. You shouldn't have clapped. It was half of John's. Yeah, it was half of John's. I think it's easier for me as well to lose. It's harder for him to lose 4 than me to lose 4.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. AKG is pretty mad. I also started like way late. He started as soon as he literally started like half a second after you mentioned it. Yeah. He's running to get scale. I ordered my scale off Amazon. I didn't run for shit. He texted his wife like throw out every bit of food we have in the house. Hey, how's the family? How's the wife and kid treating this, this,

Yeah, no, mate. Kelly backs it 100%. I mean, there's money involved, right? I mean, the kid really doesn't... How's your kid treating this? Nah, because you might be like, you know, having some ice cream after dinner. No, you might not be giving Finn... Is it Finn? Ice cream after dinner. Yeah, it is Finn. No, he's one and a half, so you can't give him ice cream anyway. You can. Well, you shouldn't. Why? Why?

What do you mean? You should be giving babies ice cream. Why? I was giving half an ice cream way younger than that on a year and a half. Right. Well, we're making a habit of not giving our... Why? Because, I mean, it seems like you shouldn't be giving them sugar. What do you feed your kid? Fucking, like, cucumber. Do you only feed your kid ice cream? No, but like, you know, I'm saying if you don't have a bit of ice cream... Do you give them chocolate?

No. What the fuck did you give him? Healthy shit. Nothing but healthy shit? Yeah, but he's pretty healthy. Fucking poor lad, man. Yeah, mate, he's not even allowed squash. Fucking hell. That's a sin. Your kids grew up in Russia. No, they're all very supportive, though. No, sure, sure, sure.

Man, nice. Nice catching up with everyone. I've missed you. I haven't seen you in so long. Have you seen Ethan yet? Yeah, sorry, Ethan. Okay. Yeah, guys, I made an effort to go see Ethan. It was like old times. Damn. Yeah, we're smiling our face. Well, you won't have seen Talia in five days.

Because she's been streaming. Yes. She's doing a sub-a-thon. Sub-a-thon. I haven't seen her even if she wasn't doing a sub-a-thon I thought I'd seen her in five days. No I know but it was a good segue right? No it was a great segue so I ruined it as I always do. That's sick. I would never do one. No? I would do one. What am I going to make of this conversation right now? No I'm really bipolar man. If I was in my Twitch life I would do one but not anymore so I wouldn't now. You wouldn't do like a

You can do a sub-a-thon. I've done 24-hour streams. Same. Let's not. I don't count them sub-a-thons. Neither do I. They're long streams. Don't know fun. No? I just see them as long streams. Yeah, I agree. I agree. So how's her sub-a-thon working? What's the parameters? Because everyone does it differently, right? She's doing one sub equals one minute. Yep. She started with 10 hours. Yep. Like, guaranteed. Yep. And she's capped it at 13 days. Okay. So does everything except...

shower and go to the toilet on stream nice so she has to sleep she sleeps on stream uh she pixelates so she she has slept quite a lot before so she pixelates her camera so you can you can tell that she's there and like you can see her literally get into bed but it's pixelated she mutes yeah because in case she says something in her sleep because she's like i'm not gonna you know i don't want to get up and i

take clothes off or something and then suddenly the camera's there but she's yeah she's I don't know how long she's got right now actually should we load her up let's go I like when Hulu livestreams like this because you can see what they're doing right now let's fucking go well this is day five yeah she got down to seven minutes this morning oh my gosh and then immediately went back up to an hour okay so Simon he just needed an extra bit of time everyone keeps saying like oh Simon gift like a hundred subs or something

I'm just like, well, if I do that one, it's me basically saying like, nah, stay in your room. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm just giving her like, it's up to eight hours. Where is she?

She will be most likely answering the door or... Well, that doesn't count. You said toilet or shower. Maybe she's in the toilet. Maybe she's in the toilet. She's up to eight hours. Is she having to bleach her eyebrows? Is that what that is? Maybe she's gone to get the bleach. Singing stream. So she's already... Yeah. I've done her makeup. Nice. It was awful. I played on her Valorant account. Oh my God. And she's like what? She's really good. Yeah, and I'm really bad. She's had to do a slit in her eyebrow. Yeah. She had to cut her hair.

She's now dyed the blonde side of her hair. You know, she's black and white. The white side is now ginger. Oh. And then... Tattoo of Chachor. That's crazy. Hold on, how does it work? She has parameters of like... She won't get it done on stream because it's against TOS. Is it? Yeah. Unless you're in a tattoo shop and it's like all safe and you get approved by Twitch before. Yeah. But she has parameters of like, you know, she's not going to get...

You know, racist on it. When it says chat choice, collective chat choice, how's that work? Yeah. So it'll be, you know... 25 GIFs. Yeah, so what's the time? It's probably already gone up. Yeah, probably went up and, you know... I like a little... Whoa! It just went up. Jeez! A little thingy there. She's going to be fuming. But it's a cap, though. So at least, like... 13 days, though. Oh, she's back! She's doing the bleach on her eyebrows. Oh, she's doing her makeup. Where's the orange? Oh, that's it. Wait, so if...

Wait, she's got a cut in her eyebrow. Is that style or is that off the stream as well? I think she's got a lot of subs in that time she went away. Maybe. Yeah, she's got a slit in her eyebrow now. Wait, so you said half the hair is orange, but when she wears it back, you don't see it like that? Well, the right side of her head is ginger. Oh, it's dark. Yeah, I got you, I got you. Okay, I got you. What's it like having someone living in your house doing a subaphone? It's quite weird because it's like...

It's like I live alone right now. Yeah, I was saying to him. But I don't. I was like, get in, man. Loads of golf you can do now. You can do it the fuck you want for 13 days. But he's like, no, it's actually less because now I've got to watch the dogs more. No, it's not even that. I mean, like, this week I don't have a single day free. I've got sideband every day and golf. Yep. And then the evenings, like... You regret getting dogs? No. Just wanted a little trick question there. Wanted to catch you off. You passed the test. I would regret getting a dog if I had one. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. If it was your choice for the tattoo, if it was instead of chat choice, if it was tattoo of Simon's choice, what would you make her get? Or Randolph's choice? Oh, I'll be honest. I'll get something really boring because like... You've got to look at it. Yeah. I have something I'm going to see once and be like, ha ha. I would get... So when you say parameters, so nothing racist. It can't be like offensive. Yeah.

And she also said it can't be to do with like, she doesn't want to get like KSI tattooed on her. Damn it. How about John's kid tattooed on her arm?

As in the name or like a drawing? That is such a fucking rogue shout. The face of John's son on her arm. I think the name could work because you could just pretend it's like French fur. No, but that's way easier. The face. I don't think she would. Well, that's not in the parameter. Randy, you missed that here. You just said Ace Graydon, the logo on her. No. I don't think it's going to be something to do with people we know.

Well, it's chat's choice. No, but that's one of the parameters. Okay, so a random baby then. A random baby. One we don't know. Okay, let me dig deep. Okay, the Kanye West bear. That's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Yeah, that's too cool actually.

I have to think some ideas again sorry what I'm missing is a chat so like collective chat or like one yeah so it'll be like she's gonna just read until it's like a star okay sure guys no she'll like she'll see what's recurring and then get it down to like five and then I don't know that's sick though have you done one I've never done a subathon no I'd actually love to yeah if Simon didn't exist yeah because when we win you're 40 I don't want to do one then I don't want to do one then

Why would you love to? I don't know. I think it'd be fun. How long do you reckon? Because you did 24 hours earlier this year. 24 hours isn't... How long do you reckon it'd be before you'd be over it? How long without capping? I think I'd be over it in five days. And then I think I'd have it normal again after like 10. But people do it for 31 days. 30 days, whatever it is. They do. Some people do like... I don't get this. Suathon for Endstream. Yeah.

What where they're like, oh yeah, it's an uncapped subathon, but then when they go to like bed or whatever. Yeah. They come back and they're like, oh, it's like day 30. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But no, each to their own though. It's up to nine and a half hours now. What floats my boat is different to what floats your boat. To be fair, it's a lot worse having it lower. Cause like last night she was, she was down to like an hour. Yeah. And it was 10 PM and she's like,

Am I going to bed here or can I go up to my normal bed? Because I've only got an hour left and it just keeps going and going. It's like 1am and she's like, I'll just have to sleep here, I guess. I like this. I might go and drop a sub. Yeah. Still got my Twitch account. But yeah, it's very weird living in a house with her. Because like the only thing, the only time she'll leave that room and stream is she'll like make dinner. Wait, what day is she on? Five. So it's highly probable that this podcast will come out before she's even left that room.

Yeah. She did leave already, by the way, Nick. We just saw her leave. No, she lives on the internet right now.

What did he say? He said you can say whatever you want and she won't see it. And I'm like, no, she's more like this. She can watch this. She's literally on her PC. Yeah, bro. That's why 24 hours. I think not that it's not easy. Obviously you get really tired, but I did it when I played GTA back in then. It was so easy because it's like GTA was like a cheat. You just teleport at a time. Yeah. So you do 12 hours and I've just finished a normal stream now and now I just play some Among Us. Yeah. You know,

So I mean, if I played like Overwatch or X to Fight or something, I could easily do 24 hours. Back in the day it wasn't. I could do 24 hours for fun, man. You were playing X to Fight the other day, right? I was, yeah. I love it. You put in the chat, someone got 25 kills, one death. And you said 25,000. Zero deaths.

That's not 25,000 KD, is it? They said it on the game. They literally said 25,000. You lot are gaming, man. Yeah. That's sick, though. I've always been gaming, though. Yeah, no, I was just joking. I was like, oh, you're actually gaming. I was like, what do you mean I've got a gaming channel? I was like, yeah, but like for fun. Nah, but his gaming channel, like...

You go back like a year and it's a lot of just reactions. Sure. Like it is, there is gaming on it, but it's also like simulators, which are games, but yeah, but it's definitely gaming. You don't like gaming, like hardcore. Well, I just meant to let you play for fun. Yeah. And he is right now. He's on, he's on X-File every night. Yeah. Sick. Yeah. That's kind of cool. Yeah.

But Ethan's streaming now. He is streaming. Yeah, he's streaming. IRL as well, right, Jim? Yeah, he did one. He said he's going to do more. Yeah. At the moment, he's just doing gaming. I'm excited. I'm excited. I feel like also we're trying to get this troops meal. We haven't done one in ages, man. It always happens, by the way. Every time we do a trip, we just stack off the meals. Do we get sick of each other? No, it's just...

I don't know. You need someone to just lead the charge, that's it. Yeah, you set that bet to do... My resolution was to get a treatment every month. And we were doing really well. I think we missed the second month, but it was like... But it was like February... It was like March the 1st versus February the 28th. Which is that... That's a fake month anyway. You should have more days in it. And that still counts. But then we went to Vegas and just fucking sacked it off. Yeah.

You need someone to lead the charge. You need someone to actually not just be like, should we do this day? Someone's just go, right, it's booked. Can you do this day? Cool. Yeah, done. Booked. I think if we did this time, someone can't make it. Someone didn't click on the chat. I think it's Josh. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Is there anyone who would try and lead the charge, but the troops wouldn't respect them being the leader? Is there only a couple people who could take the lead on it?

I think anyone would do it. If someone just says, I'm going to book this day, everyone will. Yeah, you put a poll in. As long as you get like eight yeses. If you booked it, they'll be there. Yeah. Freeze is pretty good at booking stuff. He actually books a lot of things, you know. Yeah. I don't really book much stuff. No. You always say, oh man, when's this Troop Mill happening? And then just go silent. Shut up, man.

Going to Hawaii this week. Yeah. Last minute trip booked, yeah. So it's Pokemon World Championships. Last year it was in Japan. Okay. This year it's in Hawaii. We had Big Wedge filming. We have Big Wedge filming tomorrow. And I was like, oh, I don't think I can make the trip. Because I thought, for some reason, I thought Worlds was... I thought it was the weekend, which it is. But I thought 14th was the weekend. So now I realise I can go. So I booked it. But it takes so long to get there, man. Yeah. I've got to fly. I'm not going to say I'm flying. But you've got to do two legs. Yeah.

It's past the West Coast? Past LA, yeah. I've never done, by the way, I've never ever done a connection flight in my entire life. I have once. Never. What was it? Well, the connection cancelled. So I've never actually done it. I just got stranded. Yeah. In Texas.

No, that's a bad thing. Fuck it. I had a canceled flight in Texas. So you got to spend more time in Texas. I was still flying in Texas. I flew to Dallas. Yep. He was Dallas. And then I was going to get a connecting flight to college station. Okay. And that got canceled. Okay. With Nick? Yeah. I was meant to meet him. Oh, I've heard this story before.

Let's not tell it again. I told dad for the first time like two days ago. What's that? I told dad for the first time like two days ago. No. I think we told, we said not to tell him because it was like, I probably was supposed to pick you up. It was like a seven hour drive. Yeah. So yeah, it was good. I like driving in Texas. There you go. Name that Pokemon. Simon, name the Pokemon on the screen right now. Manta.

Yeah. Mantaic. So close. It's literally a manta ray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just took half of the word. I thought it was a pretty good, easy way to guess. Yes, I'm going here. Obviously, Patinga's right. I'm going to these collector cons a lot of times now. Besides...

You actually literally made my heart skip a beat for a sec. I was about to film a YouTube video there. But no, they don't do too much like... World Championships is like where everyone goes to play. So Pokemon Go, Finals, Unite, Finals, Cards, Finals, actual Pokemon game finals. But...

There's not a load of like buying and selling there, like of cards and stuff. Like even they don't really like the trade area. They make sure you can't, you have to trade in the trade area. You can't buy stuff. But then I realized all the Pokemon people are going anyway, the card people, and like they do shows outside of it. So you can do those events outside of it. People go and rip some packs. I thought it'd be good to go film content and stuff. Rip some packs. Shut up, man. That's what you call it, man. That's the truth. Who's ready to rip some packs?

You heard what Randolph said the other day. No, fuck off. Please don't say that. We were talking about aura. Yeah.

We watched a video about Aura and he's like, "You know I've got so much Aura in the Pokemon world." When it comes to Pokemon, I literally am like, "I've mastered Aura." I was chatting to Harry in the car. We were going to golf and I don't know what we were chatting about and we were just bantering. And then he brought that up in Reacts.

And I couldn't actually say what we were speaking about so I had to just allow him saying that. So I didn't say it like that but he tricked me. But that's why I feel like I haven't seen you but I've seen you because we did... We did Among Us, Reacts and Big Brother Clubs. Yeah. Yeah, that's why... I've spoken to you just haven't seen you. Yeah, in my head it's really strange. Haven't put a face to a name. There we go. Now I have. What's happening? Bro, I actually...

Those reacts were quite fun, you know? Yeah? You want to be part of the channel? Maybe. I'm actually down to do a few more. But I will say that's not easy. Hold on. Let me finish. To do that many in a row. We did five. No, no, no. But then I stayed on. Do you not know this? Oh, yeah. We did four and then...

You guys did five. Yeah, then Toby joined and I left. I left after three. Oh, so you did seven? Yes. That's not even many. No, so what I'm saying is, right, it's not hard. Your thought process was get them all done so you can ease up more time to do other things. But if the videos are good, it's really easy. If they're not, it's really hard. Yeah, you get one stinker and it throws you. Yeah, yeah. By the way, guys, I'm not talking about hard job-wise because obviously it's fucking easy to just watch videos. But like...

If the videos are crap, my leg was tapping so fast. My ADHD was initially, my attention span was struggling, but the videos they picked were sick ones. So I was like, actually I can take this. This is really cool. Obviously you gotta do a lot longer than eight minutes for YouTube really. I'm like watching one of these videos. I look at the clock, it's like four minutes. I'm like, what? I feel like I've been watching this video for two hours. But yeah, I think we had a good time there. Well, over the weekend I went to a wedding and

I was keeping up to date with the lead score. Football's back. Oh shit, for you. Yeah. It is for you this weekend. Yeah. But I was looking and I look at the score, they score 92nd minute. Yeah. So we're 3-2 down, Portsmouth score. Yeah. And I'm just like, all right, cool.

I'm fully focused on this wedding now. Well, okay. Put his phone away here. Yeah, I was wearing a... I know, but, you know, I'm bougie over here. Put my phone away. I put my phone here. I put my phone away and then, uh, literally, like, three hours later, checked my phone. Didn't realize that we had scored in the 95th minute. I turned my phone off. So...

Got a draw first game? Yeah, because that's what Josh was putting the scores in. And I saw you replied to that, and then you just... Yeah, that's why I turned it off. MIA. Turned it off. Like, do not disturb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who these days actually turns their phone off when people say turn the phone off? I did. I'm really scared about it going off. I like when they're... Wait, so you didn't do not disturb, then turned it off? No, no, no. That was... They scored 92nd minute was after the ceremony. Right, right. Yeah.

In the ceremony, I turned it off. It wouldn't go off. Yeah. What if it does? Do you have noise on your phone? No. It won't go off. It might. What if accidentally in my pocket, it catches the silent thing and it's done? You don't have a... This is not silent anymore. I've got the new phone. I've changed it now. It's over my camera now. I'm not rich like you. I don't change my phone every time. By the way...

If you've got an alarm, that's the only time it would go on. Yeah. What if someone has pranked me and set an alarm? That would be a sick prank. Because also, you might just sit there like, that's definitely not my phone. I think I'd know if an alarm went off in my pocket. That it was my phone. I make this podcast actually, you know, every time I see a clip now, I scroll past it. I don't want to see what I'm on about.

I've got really much anxiety like I'm going to be just waffling some next shit in this clip what just happened I'm saying I need to start changing myself the way I speak on this podcast man what's going on we were literally just talking about like we were talking about this wedding and alarms and then you just randomly had us like a revelation I know man I've just been thinking about you know when people comment on the podcast that are Randolph's insufferable I actually start agreeing I might comment on this next one let me know what it's up man I'm going to comment Randolph's fucking insufferable um

Who's reading was it? Was it the person who I think it is? A school friend. Oh, no then. But yeah, football's back this weekend. Premier League. Yeah, real football. Prediction. Right now? Yeah. Do you want to do the prediction? Yeah. Okay, cool. Hold on. You can't just ask me right now. You've got to let me watch and think about it. What do you mean?

What do you mean, what? I don't know. I've got to think about it. I've got to just bring that on me like that. Well, are we doing two different ones? Are we doing our own? Got one each. Okay. Well, I'm going to just throw this out right now. I have done a prediction on my channel. You do it every year, it's fine. So this is going to be probably... Can you remember? Yeah, I literally did it yesterday. Okay. Last time you just couldn't remember. Yeah. Well, I might get some different, but... Oh, is ours together then? Do we share together? No, we have different ones. Okay. We do points. We don't do points, yeah. I'm going to throw my top three out.

Straight away. City, Liverpool, Arsenal. Oh. Liverpool look a little bit good actually right now. New manager. Slott. Is his name Slott? Mm-hmm.

Not to be confused with... Slut. And then... Do you want me to go through mine and then you can change it? Yeah, I've got to think about mine. Tottenham. What? Tottenham fourth. Slanky. No, Archie Gray. All right. Fifth, I'm going to go with... I've got a gift for you. Keep speaking. Calm down. Calm down. No, no, no. Not United. I'm going to go with... Who did I put? Chelsea. Then...

Newcastle. Then United. Then Villa. Yeah, Villa are going to fall off this season. Then West Ham. Then last place. He's done it before. This is so fast. I literally did it yesterday. I know, I know, I know. Last place. I am going with Ipswich. Why have you swapped it now last? Because the middle was just, no one cares. Then Leicester.

Then Forest. You're so funny, man. You haven't actually done that in your channel one. Then Southampton. Hold on, why would you do that? Then Brentford. See, this is just anything, to be honest. Palace, I think Palace do quite well. You know what, because you said that. Palace above Brentford. Because whatever you say, I'll just do the opposite. Then Bournemouth. Then Wolves. And then after West Ham, Brighton.

Everton Fulham done nice easy quick ting love that alright screenshot out whatever you need to do save that just keep the tab open tab open yeah come on hold on wait alright we are live on the What's Good Podcast right now hello and I have a gift for you oh I was going to show it backwards but I can't because you'll just see it I love how this is during the during the Premier League speaking of speaking of Leeds not being in the Premier League yeah who's that Routier huh who's it sorry guys

Who is it? It is... Somerville! He's not... No, I know he's moved to West Ham now, right? He's moved to West Ham, but... No, but listen. This is Leeds kit. Rookie card. It's his first one. And by the way, look at the number on this. Yeah? You see the number? On the back, maybe? Somewhere there. One of ten. One of ten? Yeah. There you go. Keep that. Thank you very much. Retirement fund. Yeah? Retirement fund. Thank you very much. Unreal. I was at a card show.

some guy came to check out the slabs for Ace and he was like I'm a Leeds fan love Somerville I was like I've got one he's like how much is that I was like you know what mate just have it for free and

And then as I was giving it to him, I was like, wait, hold on. It says Warlight 10 on it. I didn't know it was Warlight 10. I thought it was just a base. So I was like, sorry, man. I was like, I'm going to sell it to Simon. I went around to get comments for it, by the way. No one could know the price of it. I asked SEC UK in person. They had no idea what the price is. They went, this is a priceless card. I'm going to save it because he'll win the Ballon d'Or in like three years. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Yeah. He will win the Ballon d'Or. Yeah. But on a real, that's Lee's kit though. Rookie card.

Yeah. He'll never have another rookie card ever again. Cause you know, in West Ham. So it's all leads in that picture. Yeah. Yeah. Cool, man. Thank you very much. By the way, I wanted to show it on a podcast as well, but I also wanted to get a short for eighth grade. And so that's why I did both. Sorry for the, you know, sorry guys. All right. Your turn. My turn. Yeah. All right. What do you tell me? You've done yours, right? Yeah. All of us. All three of you have done it. Yeah. Okay. I'll ask you what you think after. Sure. I'm going to go Arsenal. Arsenal.

To win the league? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go Arsenal. De Lulo. Then I'll go City. Okay. Then? You know what? Chelsea. This is crap. I'm going to face on vibes. Chelsea got a cool good at some point. Their team's ridiculous. Third place, I will do Liverpool. United. Spurs. I'm going to go next up, wildcard. I'm going to go...

Who do I want to go here? Yeah, this league stinks, man. No, I'm just kidding. Let's do Newcastle. No, Villa, Villa, Villa, Villa, Villa. Villa, Newcastle. Okay. Palace. So we've got the same eight. Same clump, yeah. The same eight, just different order. I'm now going to do what Sam did and start from bottom as well. I'm going to go Southampton bottom. No, don't drag Forrest. Why would you do that? Okay. Then it's which?

Then let me guess. Everton. Oh. They've got to go down at some point. They did all right last season. They did all right. Yeah, you're right. And they had a point of action. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to go Leicester. Actually, sorry. I think Leicester are going to do well. I'm going to... No, just put them back down. I will go...

Now I'm going to go back to the top half. Forrest next. I'm going to Forrest 13th. Why not? I can dream. 13th, bottom table. That's 10th. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Forrest. Then I'm going to go... This is Filled with Vibes now, guys. West Ham.

See what I'm saying? The middle is just based on vibes. Where are you going? Are you going after Palace or Forest? Sorry, when I said 13th, I meant Forest after Palace. So 10th. Yes, I didn't mean that. But because it says 12th, I'm not very smart like you. Then I'm going to go, let's do this real quick time. Who's going 12th? Who's 12th? Who's 12th? Who's 12th? Wolves. Okay. Brighton. Brentford. Leicester. Oh. Fulham Bournemouth. Okay. That's my list.

That is pretty different to fair in the middle. Yeah, but you know, I thought the thing is at the end, points really matter. So like you get a point for getting it back on, right? Yeah. So I'm like, you know, I'll just throw something at the wall, see what sticks. Yeah. That's the thing. Like people can say, oh, that's a stupid prediction. It doesn't really mean much until the end of the season. Last time, ours was the same for so long. Yeah. So like even Arsenal City now, at least we've got a difference there. Oh, and Chelsea. Yeah. Chelsea third, United fifth. Chelsea's team's unreal though.

It's crazy. The squad depth is. Yeah. But Nkunku's now fit and Palmer. I just think, man. Okay. Out of those. I saw a meme of the Sidemen. Sorry. Just, you know, the one where you played like a hundred kids and they were all wearing blue. Yeah. And Chelsea's preseason training. Out of those. You both, because I think Tottenham feel rogue, but so do Chelsea.

I feel like it is Arsenal season this year though. Something about it. Wrong. Did you not hear that? Thank you. That's because I just said wrong. Yeah. You don't see it. I got everyone's phone dropped. Teach my lesson. Yeah. My guy's next level. Is it? He's doing management tactics. So you stay vigilant all the time. Yeah. You got to stay ready, man. Okay. So have you guys got yours? Yeah. So this one's John's. Okay. Yeah.

And I'll just get ours up whilst you... Okay. Okay, just throw it at the bottom. Just because you hit... Okay, John. It makes sense. You know what I'm surprised about, though? How, like... How there's not that many stupidly placed. No, he's actually thought about this one. Last time he just batted it. This time he's actually thought about it. He might beat me.

I figured what's funnier than just doing a shitty one is if I actually try it and it works out. I do think you've got a few pretty wrong. Obviously, it doesn't matter. He might beat you. He might beat you. Yeah, I know. But it's more embarrassing for him to beat you, I think. Why? I don't know. You literally play FBL, so you should know everything about that. I support a championship club. I only know... Actually, I haven't made my NFL team yet. I'm going to Hawaii this weekend. I might miss the first week. There's a real risk I might miss the first week.

Yeah, there's a couple there, like Palace getting relegated. I actually have a reason for putting Palace where I put them. I do not like Crystal Palace because when I was young and watched football, they beat West Ham in a promotion. It's not a reason why they're going to go down. It doesn't matter if you dislike the club. That is it. And Forest is there just because of me, right?

They're just stinky, mate. Okay. Now I'm really eager to see the rest because I need to know if they've also put Forest bottom three. You got Adams. Thank God. I love you, Adam. I love Adam. Okay, United eighth. Fucking hell. Now, United always squirm the way back up there, man. Arsenal to win. Let's go. Okay. You both got Newcastle fourth. Yeah, it's... Newcastle to win. Oh, yeah. Sorry. This isn't... It's not... None of them are that different.

That's the Premier League these days Nick This one is Oh my god he's not Joel's Fucking hell Wait This is a lot Adams a sec Everton's come last You thinking point deduction again I thought for them 18 seconds We're allowed to change it This really shows Which crew members hate me on this podcast Joel and John both put Forrest bottom

Joel's putting 18th. Yeah, but I'm three, I mean, yeah. You can also tell, I'm going to assume, Nick, before you put yours on, you've put United come fourth or third. I was going to... Didn't you put United to win last year? I want to see. Let me see yours. I was going to say, yes, Nick. You can tell he's United fans. Yeah. The top four, they're United fans. United to come first. West Ham seventh. Is Joel United fan two? Yeah.

I think, yeah, I think, I think Leicester could do all right. I think Villa will fall off. They'll get, manager will get fired. Same as Newcastle. Forrest will save it on the last day of the season. Okay. All right. I think we'll have pretty even scores around the board. Should we do a prize for the winner? Everyone put in £10. £100 grading credit. That's what we're doing for the FPL. The ace to score at FPL. Yeah.

No? Have you got your fancy football because you're flying on the last day? I have to do it today, I think. Yeah. I've got to do it tonight. Damn. I've got to do it tonight. I've been bookmarking like all summer just tweets of FPL. So I'm going to go through tonight and read through them all. So what can you tell us about the FPL, your group this season?

So when I might be getting, Luke is gone. Okay. He got kicked out. Okay. You guys can read between the lines there. Actually, I can say it now. I think it's kind of been said. Yeah. So Luke was doing TikTok dances, as we saw. He failed them. Guys, he failed. He failed. He came last in FPL. His forfeit was to do TikTok dances. He failed to do them all. So from what I remember, if I'm allowed to say this, I think. Fuck it, mate. It was three a week. Three weeks. For three weeks. For three weeks.

And he's done three. Yeah, but it took him so long to do the first three, first one. And by the way, he could have had a KSI YouTube video out of this. He could have done a YouTube, he was filming for a YouTube video out of this. And also, I did not think Calux was the kind of person to not keep his word. And obviously, I love Calux. If I didn't love Calux so much, we would all have been going way, by the way, we went quite harsh on him, but we did not nearly go as, if I didn't, by the way, if I didn't do them, I'd be absolutely, I'd be getting brutalized right now.

That's a very fragile word, right? Anyway, you know what I'm saying? I'll be getting destroyed right now. Yeah. He's got away with it. But he has been deleted from the chat. So we might bring someone else in. And this is what I mean though. Now, now I feel like the integrity is gone. Yeah. Cause you guys like, no, no, no, no. That's why he's gone though. Cause integrity is back now. Yeah. But you're like, you're trying to get me into it. Right. You nonstop. You're like, Oh, you should do it. You should do FPL this year. Yeah. And in my head, I'm like, okay. Cause I don't have to do the forfeit.

True. But I think everyone else... Because what happens? I don't do the forfeit. You kick me out next year. I think everyone else in that chat would have done the dancers.

But I thought Out of Lux as well, he didn't do it. I don't know. Anyway, next year, can't go into what it is, but bottom three now is 10k if you lose, 5k, 5k. Oh, okay. 10k is bottom. Yeah, so just dead bottom. Okay. And then winner, I think we get winner now, get something, I think. Some money. Like a portion of that goes to the winner, I think. And then just some things as well in there. And also some things in there go towards the trip as well. Okay. Yeah.

I'll tell you after we change them. This year was bottom three was 5k towards the trip, right? Yeah. So surely like the winner should just get the extra 5k from the loser. Yeah. And then the 15k can still go towards the trip. Yeah. But then as speaking, speaking of someone who might not win, if I'm, I would rather it go towards the trip.

Fair. You can always do that yourself. You're right. We did it last time. We paid flights and then, yeah. But also, it was so funny last time because we booked the golf resort.

But, uh, chip and we'll just take golf. Cause we always talk about golf and, um, we try our hardest not to not find out. And they found out the day before we go in as a golf resort and we rocked the F and we'll didn't know. Still, we rocked up to the airport with golf bags. And he goes, what are you guys doing? To be fair, we, we, me, Harry and free just stated that day extra and played majority there. We only played one time in the trip. So it wasn't about at all, you know, and Chris and D was asleep off of it anyway. So, you know, we'll have the trip. Yeah.

I think he's just enjoying his holiday. Fair. Do you think you guys might have the most expensive FPL league out there? No, there's definitely some more business bankers. Definitely some random rich people that

It's more than usual though. By the way, just so you know, the level, I see your comments now and then, our level's really high. And I think this year, it's going to be even higher now. It's going to be sweaty. I actually, for the first time, you know how I say to you, it's really fun. I'm actually not looking forward to it for the first time ever. Cause I'm like, it's getting a bit too sweaty now. That's what I mean. Like the level they actually do is, it's really high. Like JJ had, JJ came like second bottom one week.

And people on Twitter were saying like, JJ is amazing at this. Yeah. Like Chip Fowler was like, oh my God, he's killed it. He was saying how good he was. And he was second bottom in their group that week. Their points are, they all win their respective. Yeah. Everyone wins their mini leagues. It's getting, you guys do put way too much time into it. Yeah. I mean, some people have spreadsheets and stuff. What is this? These are the prizes. If you actually win overall,

Seven Night Break. Wow, that's actually pretty good. Hublot Watch. I swear back in the day. Wait, hold on. Wait, what? Wait, hold on, Nick.

What? This is the first in the... Wait, so you also... Okay, so if you win FPL in the entire thing, you get a seven-night break for two people, including hospitality, at two Premier League matches. You get a visit to... It does say Premier League matches of the Premier League's choice. Sure, sure. You're probably going to like... Fulham. Yeah. That's fine, though. Visits to a selection of popular tourist attractions, travel, seven-night hotel accommodation, Hublot watch. You get all of this. Laptop, noise cancelling headphones. What?!

Yeah, think how much it makes. I thought, yeah, no, but I thought originally they used to just get like a goody bag. I didn't know it was this much. Wait, third gets a laptop and a smart or a smartphone. Yeah, I might win this year. Yeah, I might just try and win. I haven't started my team. Wait, manager of the month, you get a night match ball, manager of the week.

Oh, sick man. I do want it though. Manager of the month. You get a game. Should we do that one then? Just start a team and leave it? We have to do it before this weekend. Alright. Sounds like you don't want to do it. I just can't bother to make it. Have it randomised it. That's no fun, is it? No. Would it not be fun Simon to do it alongside it and see where you would have come from? No. Okay, how is it? They spend on this.

I just, I don't care. By the way, so I am saying it's daunting right now, but last year I did not spend half the time they did. I just read Reddit the night before and made the changes. It's not bad. You can overthink it. The FPL YouTubers are mental. Some of them, some of them. Great content creators, but like you should see on Twitter the amount of things people go into. But it is fun though because people like start looking at like pre-season games and all the stats, you know, XG and all that. It's quite, it is nice and fun. I'm excited for football to be back. We could do a, we could do a What's Good podcast.

A what's good league where all you do is you make your team. You have to make your team before this weekend. And can you... You can't change it ever. You can't change it, but can you change it during January one week? No. Like a January transfer sign? No. Should you do it head to head?

I don't know what that is. How about if someone... The only way you can take your player out is if someone leaves the club. Or no? No. Okay, well let's do it. I have to make a new account. Sure, for sure. Alright, we'll do it. Part of it is you have to just have this team. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. You're banking on everything. Shit, I really need to get my hair cut. Because I've got to do my team tonight. I'm going to Hawaii. I've got no time to get everything ready. It's my new suitcase. You have a whole flight, right? Yeah.

To do your team? Yeah, someone told me that as well, but I think what if the intent doesn't work? How about I do my team roughly and then I'll refine it on there. So at least if nothing happens, it's still going to go ahead. I'll do that. Don't you do it while you're getting your haircut? Pardon? Do it while you get your haircut. Nah, I'm not going to lie. I kind of hate when people are on their phones during a haircut.

I don't know why. What? Like what? From the barber's perspective or what? I was thinking, I don't know. Like the amount of time, you know, when like you see a barber post someone on there, like doing this kind of thing with the hair, the person's always just sat like this on their phone. What do you do? Roderick just sit in the mirror. Yeah. I mean, I talked to him as well, but not for like an hour.

That takes an hour for that. Mine takes so long. We had a podcast at 11 o'clock one day. Yeah, I was waiting for that. This is not quick yet. No, last time we had a podcast at 11, I went to get my haircut at 10, and I didn't get back until here, until 11.20. An hour and 20. An hour and 20? Yeah, because they like massaging me and stuff.

What's the longest you could, because you've always said over the last few months that your attention span is completely gone. What do you reckon the longest you could raw dog something now? No, no, no. So this is really weird, right? Flights, I do raw dog them. In cars, I just don't have music on a podcast a lot of the time. I just sit and drive.

Because podcasts and music annoys me. So I'm also like, I don't know, like, have you ever had this thing on a flight, right? So you got a flight, you get your Nintendo Switch ready, your phone ready, whatever, music, podcast, and you get on the flight and you pull the desk, you pull the Switch out and you're like, I don't want to play this. Yeah. Yeah, I had that. Yeah. I have it all the time. So like, it's weird. Like when you're on the plane, I think I want to lock in and like, I don't want any, I don't want to use my brain to do too many things that are going to stress me out on the plane. So I just want to be simple. Like playing the Switch. It's sometimes quite hard. Yeah.

You've got to play an easy game. You've got to play a game that's the watermelon game that everyone used to play. That's like a level. I might do that. That's an acceptable level. But I was playing Zelda. I was like, nah, it's too much thinking on this plane. Does anyone agree with me or not? I movie. Yeah, I own movies. Watching movies. With movies, it makes me feel like the planes are not that either. You watch the ones on the plane. Yeah. I can't do that because the plane headphones are so bad. I have to wear my own headphones. Noise cancelling. I won the FPL and I got one. That's also like too much thinking.

What? Noise cancelling? I go on and turn into an NPC for the flight. Yeah, but I need... So I don't technically raw dog it because I have noise cancelling. But I don't have anything on there. Do you sit with headphones not plugged into anything? No, I sit with wireless. Yeah. I sit with my headphones. As in nothing coming through them? No, I just turn on noise cancelling. That's weird. That's kind of psychotic. It is a little bit. But I just feel like the more...

If I watch a film, I know a film is three hours or two hours or nine minutes. I know it's that long. So I know roughly how long the flight's taken. I don't like to know. If I don't know how long it's taken, it goes faster. So you sit on standby. Yeah, so I just sit there. I just sit there and time goes faster. I don't know how long it's been. So same when I drive. If I drive from London, I'll be having music on sometimes. I've got podcasts on. Then I'll just turn it off.

And just sit and drive. He doesn't even respond when they walk past being like, do you want any drinks? Just sit and stare. Don't talk to me. I won't tell how many words a second. That's a good joke. That's another thing I hate about flights is like, you get on a flight, right? I can only seem to fall asleep at the start of flights. So I fall asleep at the start and then they're like, do you want some food? And I'm like, no. But now... Crazy. No, but now... No, I was going to say, do I look like I want some food? But now I...

You just ruined my flow now man, like so yeah. And I get, after I've eaten I'm like awake now, you know? I wanna just, just leave me alone, I wanna sleep. That's what I had, I got upgraded. They recognized everything and upgraded me. This time I'm praying for the same man, 'cause I did a- - You're praying that they can upgrade you. - Why, right? It cost me, you don't know how much it cost me, 2,100 pounds, economy. It's crazy. - Damn. - I know. That's why I did those Pokemon streams the weekend. - When did you book them? - Two days ago. - That's why. - People say that it's cheaper to book it closer, 'cause they're trying to sell the seats.

Yeah, but it depends how many seats they have. So I was like, I've got loads of, obviously I've got H-grading now, I've got loads of old PSA cards from before H even started or was even conceived. I say that as like a pregnancy before. So I had loads less. I was like, you know what, let me go on stream and just get rid of them and sell them for cheaper. Okay, I want you to go for. And I made my flight money. That's where I'm going now. Who are you flying with? I don't want to say because like some weirdo could find a flight. Joshua told me that. I know it's more appropriate for Simon, but like,

I think Josh is overly cautious though. He's very overly cautious. Yeah. But I don't want to go into why either because then someone's going to do that. But yeah. BA. Alright. Fucking BA. He's scared out of me. That'd be sick. How's your golf game going? I'm interested. Me? Yeah. Haven't played since we played. Really? Since me and Josh played. Yeah. And you played with that friend, Ali A. That was before. Before what? That was before the last time we played. I played with Ali.

And then we did a big wedge shoot and then me and Josh did a big wedge shoot and I haven't played. We didn't do a big wedge shoot. This was a long time ago. The major? Yeah. It went the major, then it went... Was the major the last shoot we've done? Yours and Josh's one. Then it went the one with you not there, me, Josh. Yeah, well, I haven't played in a long time. Yeah. Oh, no, because I was making the joke last time. I was like, oh, Sam was watching judo.

Yeah. I was like, why can't I make it? I played it. I was watching Judo. I was watching Judo. No, but you're also watching cool spots too. Hey, isn't that card that's come out? Top support card out. Signed USA basketball kit. Yeah. LeBron, KD and Curry. Yeah. Crazy. It's def.

Did you care about the Olympics? You know what? I just don't. I thought I did at the start. I went to it and loved watching it. Yeah. And then kept up to date with the Team USA basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some sports I like more. Obviously, athletics is cool. That's such a sad thing. Yeah, 100m final. Watch that. But...

It's not breakdancing malarkey. The Australian. Yeah, but she's done a diploma on it. She's done like a whole essay about breakdancing. Masters. Yeah, so this is why it's come up. So she apparently has done... I can't even watch it, man! Is her name Regan?

Ray Gunn. Yeah. Bro, I always used to play Sean T. Cooper's Box Head on Miniclip in the best gun you can get is a Ray Gunn. I think... Oh, the one's called Logistics. Ray Gunn and Logistics. What? That's got my real names.

It's the break names. Right. Right. There is a theory going down that this is all part of her thesis. Essentially... What's that name? Essentially, the thing is, the body that picks the people isn't really part of the actual breakdancing scene in Australia, apparently. It's all very corporate. Okay. So the actual breakdancers might not actually go to those competitions where you get selected.

Okay. But apparently, and again, this is like very loose. So they went with someone who has the degree over someone that they've seen. Well, but this is the thing. Apparently her degree actually focuses on the commercialization of sports. So, so this, there's some guys real believes that she might've done this as like a stunt, like, so it could go that like deep, but yeah, in reality, in reality, whatever the way is, it's kind of, it's the way that people get picked. That is the reason this has ended up. She's been quite good on TikTok afterwards at like,

laughing at herself and taking the piss. It's already, it's not in the next Olympics. Okay, I was about to say. Okay. That's just on my point. What were you going to say? They should kick it out. I was going to say like, well, she hasn't done that well because it's not there next year. Right. But it might be back for 2030. Cool. 2028 is LA. Yeah. So they've got the World Cup and then the Olympics. Selfish. Well, LA don't have the World Cup. Sure. America, Canada, Mexico. Yeah, but hold on. If America have, if LA has got the Olympics, they've sort of got

America sort of has it. You know? No? What? LA have the Olympics. But America do. America is in the city. Yeah, but America do. You know what I mean? So I'm saying America have got that and that. Yeah. If London Olympics, England's got Olympics, you know? It's like I'd say it's Paris Olympics. It's not France. Sure. But if you're in France, you can go really easily. Hold on. Lawyered. What? Why then? Tell me this. I had tickets to the Paris Olympics. Why was it in Nice?

It was around them depending on the stadiums. Okay, when 2028 rocks up, if we still do this podcast and there's one event outside of LA, I'm going to lose my shit. And there will be. There'll be one. Yeah, there's still the Paris Olympics. Sure, yeah, I hear that. But it's in America. Let's fucking go. But the World Cup is also not just America. Yeah, I know. Canada and Mexico. I'm excited for that. I'm going to get going for that, yeah.

No, Olympics is just like... I don't know. By the way, I don't want to put any insult to people because obviously they trained their whole life for this, you know, but... I just don't care sometimes. Have you seen the thing that's like a...

Go on. Andy Murray. Was it Andy Murray that said it? There's something along the lines of like 28% of people think they could place in the Olympics if they started training today for next Olympics. I see those TikToks where someone's like lying on their bed like eating crisps and they're like, oh, I could do that. I reckon that they've taken loads of clips out of context where we've said like, okay,

If you started training today, which sport could you least embarrass yourself at? Yeah, we did say that. Yeah. And like, I'm not saying it's around us, but I'm saying they've taken clips like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you say, let's say, skeet shooting. Yeah. Yeah.

they'll say, oh, he doesn't understand how hard sketching is. It's not like you think you could place. It's just you think you're the least embarrassed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also as well, it's like the difference between saying I could go into the Olympics and you asking me if you have four years to train. You have a place guaranteed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have four, yeah. Give you four years, what can you do? I'm like, oh, football. Obviously, they're never like, oh my God, no way. But I'm saying, you know, to be fair, most podcasts, everyone just touches it, man. I mean, to be fair, we all could have placed in that break dancing. There you go.

I think I could have done that. I think, yeah, I think you could have. You could have done that. I couldn't do that, but you could do that. I think that's the only performance I've seen at the Olympics that I think I could have done. She did get zero points. Did she? Okay, good. Okay, good. Good. I wasn't sure if like that was... Okay, so she wasn't just shit. She was actually shit. Wasn't there zeros in the diving this year? Which there's like never been. There was...

I don't know. Yeah, I saw someone back out, right? Someone didn't jump properly. No, no. Well, as in they jumped, but they landed wrong or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shouldn't laugh though. I didn't even watch the opening ceremony, I'll be honest. Sorry. Closing ceremony. Is it done? I didn't even know it was over. Yeah, it was on Saturday, I think. Yeah. I was like, you're literally just sat. That's how she landed. I'm lucky though.

You've got to try though, right? You can't get it all right all the time. I never knew the things... When we did the Swap Lives today and me and Harry went and did diving and there was like... You know how they put little bubble areas in the water? I never knew why they were there. And...

It was either Harry or Vic said bubble areas. Like in the water when you're diving. Yeah. You look down and you can see bubbles. Sure. Around where you're going to land. And someone said it was to break the surface tension on the water. Wow. That's not right. All right. What? It's so you can see where the surface of the water is. Got you. Oh.

I was really confused. I learned that this morning. Where did you learn that? TikTok. Where were you? On the toilet. Yeah, I thought so. It was like an Olympic diver. You see those little bubbles there? That's so you can see where the water is. They go really high, don't they?

It's tough that you get I know you didn't land properly Yeah because that doesn't look hard to do Even that doesn't look hard to do The first half Like zero should be if you don't hit the water Yeah Or you do no flip You just jump in Yeah Still hit the water You've still done your dive Hold on

How do you get a zero then? You don't make it off the board. Right, sure. Has that happened? I don't know. Surely you can't. It's impossible. You should fall off. But like, she's done the majority. Don't give her like a high score, but... Speaking of Olympians getting zeros, and I'm not an Olympian, but I've been getting zeros recently in a competition I've been playing. I don't know if you guys know this, but I've been playing Harry head-to-head golf now for a few times for him to win, to come on the podcast. And I keep fucking losing. What have you lost so far? You drew the first time. Yeah. Yeah.

And that was for a Yu-Gi-Oh box. Yeah, Yu-Gi-Oh box. Then I lost again. Had to get him a Yu-Gi-Oh pack. Okay. Had to give that to him. Lost again. Had to give him my 165th jumper, my hoodie. He was putting his golf balls in the back of my car. I saw that hoodie. Lost his. Once mine. So I've lost that now. Are you playing with handicaps? He gets seven. So, right. So this is how me and Harry play all the time. I get seven shots on him. Sometimes though, we're halfway through and he'll just go scratch now.

It doesn't hide in because he'll get I'm having a great round. He having a stinker go right from now on I'm playing scratch against you I go, okay, just wipe the floor with me and I start getting nervous. You can't just change it halfway through. Yeah, no, no, we don't yeah that time we didn't play for anything I was playing Theo. He added it halfway through because he was angry at himself. But anyway, I get he gets it. Yeah, I get seven shots on him, but I get the ones where it's like a proper handicap. So on this hole you get a shot. Yeah, it's really annoying because every time we end our final scores are always seven off. So that we always end.

seven away seven away from him but I would lose the actual like match play to the um

but yeah so you need to win and then we get Harry on we get Harry on he has to say he's down to come on anyway but like now that you've set him that yeah he's not going to until you beat him but no no but the bet is I can I can tell him when to come on yeah so like he'll come on when he's free but I can be like nah you have to come on this Tuesday and he has to show up you know he's like oh I've got a family family dinner today no you don't mate no you don't you've got a what's good podcast other than Sidemen you've got you've got what's good yeah but also it feels really bad because like if he loses he has to come on so it feels like a punishment for him yeah

I also asked Theo to come on this one. We had an original time yesterday at six o'clock. I was like, oh, I feel you want to come on the podcast at six. He goes, what the hell? I'm free all day. Not in the evening. I'm like, 6 p.m.? It's not necessarily evening. It's literally evening, I think. Yeah, but you just run around all day. What else have we got? See the Sidemen video?

I can't even tell what it is this week. We raced across, as in the one that just went, raced across Luxembourg. I'm sick. Yeah. Can you put the thumbnail on, Nick, on the screen? Is it doing well? Let me tell you. I have been locked in, by the way. So Josh sent me this challenge to be locked in. I know you always sent me the weight challenge and Josh told me to lock it. I've been locked in, so I've been literally plugged in. I've been literally locked in. I have been absolutely locked in. Six out of ten? Nah.

Nice, nice. I've been eating really well. I've been working really well. And then even at the weekend, I saw Harper. I was hanging out with Harper. And then when she slept, I was doing streams. I've been managing time really well. Not enough to get a haircut. But that doesn't feel like locking into me, you know? That's a waste of time. Well, this video, what did we have? We were missing Ethan.

Me, Toby, Josh, versus Vic, Harry and JJ. We started at the south part of Luxembourg. They started at the north. You had to make it to their point first. You had to spend exactly £10,000. And there was a load of rules, obviously, as well. Exactly. Exactly £10,000. To the penny. Yep.

So there was a load of rules as well. You had to spend it. Yeah. Right. So, and it was certain rules like you can't spend, you can't buy more than one thing, more, more than one of the same thing. Yeah. You can't spend a certain amount in a certain shop. Yeah. Stuff like that.

Okay, and you spent on travel as well. You had to spend on travel. Travel counted. Yeah. So we, for example, we rented a car. Yeah. You had to like see a waterfall. You had to... Could you have like flown? Could you have got helicopters? That kind of stuff? Potentially. Got you. But you couldn't spend more than a thousand on one thing. Couldn't spend more than a thousand on one thing. Sure, that's nice. Yeah. Whose video is this? It was a Josh video. Okay, okay. You and Josh again. Don't stop making videos. We actually have made so many. I know. It's...

And we came up with more yesterday that I've taken us up. I'm telling you, I know it's like, you should just do it, man. No, it's not fair. Yeah, but then like, for example, we've taken all of these, but I've done...

At that point, I'd done the least reacts and the least sidecasts. And I got called out for it on sidecasts. JJ and Ethan were just like, yeah, he's slacking. He ain't doing nothing. And reacting to that. You said reacts, sorry. As in I'd done the least reacts at that point. So on sidecasts, they were like, yeah, he's not doing anything. He's slacking. And I'm like, what? What's going on? I'm taking main channel videos. That is brutal. That is brutal. Yeah, I think you should have different weights for it. Do you have that? Like a main channel should count for more. You should do it that way. I do it that way. I basically host more Sidemen as well.

Block it. Check it on the thingy, man. So I shouldn't do reacts? Redo it, man. Redo the whole system. The whole system's fucked regardless now. I know you redid it. Sorry, I know you reset it, but redo it, man. I do think a react should count less than a main channel. And that way you can get people who do want to put more work into bigger things, less commitment for the other ones. And someone, say if JJ misses main channel, sure, you've got to just fucking react for a bit. How many reactions are more Sidemen?

How many reactions count from most admin? Most admin gaming or studio? Also, you've got to do way more studio ones. I feel like you didn't do enough. Because we can't get enough people. Sure. There's so many different, like, okay, how many gaming videos are into a

Right, okay, here's my final reaction. More Simon Gaming, more Simon Studio, main channel. And are you talking about hosting? Are you talking about being in? Okay, I'm going to spit some facts. You have more Simon right now. You've got Among Us. I think Among Us, everyone should be there no matter what. I think that should count. Among Us sessions should count close to like main channel. Because, not for like... The thing is, you're talking about just being in a main channel, right? Which there's no tally for. No, I'm talking about... Sure. Because like...

like if I miss a main channel video because of something like serious, so I can't be in it, it doesn't go towards any tally. And if I miss it for just a holiday, it doesn't go towards any tally. There is no, if you host, okay. I don't know what the parameters are, but if you host it, you should get the most points off. Say if you miss it, this should be one penalty for missing it for holiday, a big one. Then it should be a lesser one for missing it for being ill. But I think you should still tally it.

You know, I'm about to say that the nerdiest way of doing this, right? Okay. You have to bear with me. Okay. Yeah. You are, you are the side man. You should go. Okay. So you work out, you work out how many reaction videos there are in a year that you should be in. This is too much for going. Work out how many reaction videos you should be in. Yeah. You work out how many more Sidemen gaming you should be in. How many more Sidemen studios you should be in.

And I'm talking every single one you should be at. Like, say we do three more Sidemen's a week. So you're doing 162? No. 156. You're doing 156. I need to get better at maths. So say that's 156 plus whatever it is, 400 reacts, I don't know. Something like that. And then 52 Sidemen videos, you should be taking about seven of them. So you should total the points that you have to reach. And if you reach that number...

you then don't have to do anything else. Oh, okay. So say I take the first, if I took 15 main channel videos at the start of the year, I don't have to do reacts. Okay. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like once you've reached the number, I understand the sentiment, the numbers lost, you lost me on the numbers, but it sounds like it makes sense. Do you understand what I mean? A little bit. So like a main channel video, I'd say like it's worth, like you put it as worth 10, it's 70 points you should have to reach. Yeah.

And they're each worth 10. Reacts are worth one. More Sidemen can be worth two. And you're doing... How many more Sidemen do you do? 400? 156. Oh, that's that one. Yeah. I would say Reacts is like 400. And you should be taking seven Sidemen videos a year. Yeah. You have to reach whatever that total is. And if you do it, once you've done it, you actually don't have to do any more. 156 times two, 400 times one, and then 70 points. The main channel.

Probably 20 points for a Sideman, isn't it? So 140 for that. 400. I'm so lost. I'll just check now to see if... This is a really, really nerdy way of saying it. I reckon people who can do maths and watching this really enjoy it. He's doing it right now. How many points do you need?

Well, no, it's not 400 actually. Sorry. It would be about 200 reacts. 200 reacts. 156. Well, yeah. Plus 140 points. Sorry, microphone. So you'd need roughly 500, 652 points. 652. So you have to hit 650 points. Which is 30 main channel videos, roughly.

So if I did 30 main channel videos though Out of 52 Out of 52 But I don't have to be in a Reacts And I don't have to be in a More Sidemen I think there should be There should be a buffer Of about You have to do a minimum of Just so you're not Well you're not going to take 30 main channel videos No sure yeah That's cooler Yeah You know I think you should still wait Like Mungo should be weighted Versus a gaming Versus a studio Then we're

My way was already too much. No, because then if you think about it though, if you, obviously the mask, don't tell anyone the mask because like it's confusing, but if you present someone like a chart like that, then it actually makes it a little bit more fluid because you can miss a few things and it just affects you worse somewhere else. Yeah. It makes it so much better to, you can miss stuff, right? But you've got to make it up somewhere else. That's fine then. That's fine. You know, if,

If you did 400 off the other one. Cured water. Water the issue. If you do the 400 whatchacallit reacts videos a year. I'm saying 200. Yeah. But how many do you actually do on the channel that everyone... Probably about... We probably post around 400... Well, we post around...

250. So if someone did all of those and all of more Sidemen. You're only meant to be on about 150 reacts, I'd say. If someone did all reacts and all of more Sidemen, they might only need to do one main channel video. Yeah, they probably wouldn't need to do any. But fair enough. If they're doing every reacts, fair enough. Don't do any main channel. You're still in them. The main channel doesn't count being in them. Main channel is just counting hosting them. That's why you get 20 points.

I think it's a fair... I think... You need an algorithm for it. You need to figure out the exact amounts. Yeah, because right now it's like, okay, JJ misses, reacts, he gets... He probably thinks like, oh man, I've really tried to get to this react, but like, sure, miss it. But then, you know, you've got to do main channel at some point. Yeah. I think it works. Someone on your Reddit will be able to add up last year, if that's the point system, how many points everyone got. You'll get that in your Reddit next week. I don't think it would be...

I don't know. Don't do it for last year. Don't do it guys. Yeah, don't do it for that. Come up with a new system for us that I can pitch to them. Don't do it based on previous ones because previous ones are just going to cause arguments whereas we're trying to solve it.

We're trying to cure water. Yeah. I got cure water over here, guys. I'm down to do more reacts, though. If you guys want someone to jump in. We always want people to jump in. Cool. Because I've realized... So I just hate... I just struggle with main channel to make them, right? But I've realized... I tried this year. I really enjoy the vlogs. I really enjoy Pokemon. I love doing that. So I would happily just do...

Vlogs Pokemon, you know, but then also neat, like the main channel was good because I've got more subscribers there and the videos will get more views. So I sort of need mention a little bit for like the, I know it's cringe, but the relevancy part of it, but I don't really care about the money or making blah, blah, blah. So I was, that's why I started doing TikToks now. Cause I guess out there more. Yeah. Um,

But I'm like React is good. I just jump on React, you know, and people still see me on a decent scale. People free. That is one of the things we think is you need to just constantly have your faces there. Yeah, you've got to be a Reactor like that for us. Yeah, yeah. And Main Channel, what I think I'm going to do, I'm going to either use it for like really like videos that obviously make sense. I'm going to do like a, I don't know, say we do something here. I'm like, okay, Main Channel. Or music eventually.

That's fine. They didn't just do music videos on there. That's cool. It's good to know that you're down to do reacts though. I'm actually down. Like at the moment, because of that reacts day, I think Vic's last. I think I'm like three ahead of him. So I'm second last. JJ's like three ahead of me. Yeah. And the others are like five, 10 ahead. Yeah. And the issue is like,

I keep saying I want to catch up to the top so we're all around equal. Yeah. But then trying to find a time when JJ and Vic are free, who are the bottom two with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, they're not free, so then we don't do it. I mentioned to Harry as well that I was jumping on Reacts and he was like, oh, cool. Because it gives also you guys a different... Someone else to bounce off. Yeah, yeah, rather than being the same old. So I'm down to do it. But although last time someone told me the wrong time, remember? So I was like, they told me to come at 11. I got there and you guys were like, why are you here? I'm like, well, I'm sorry. But no, that was a fun little sesh.

Well, talking of YouTube and stuff, you've seen the new silver play button. Silver play button, yeah. You also put in the big wedge chat, have we ordered ours yet? Because we might not get the new ones. I hope we do. Yeah. Because my point was, I said to Josh, there's very few, this is a brag, but there's very few people that have every plaque. Yeah. As in, so do you remember the old million plaques? Yeah, the big hefty ones, yeah. They changed it for one year and they made it just slightly smaller. And then they changed it to the,

The flat one we have. Yeah, yeah. I don't know where it is. We actually don't have them for the podcast yet, do we? No. I have no gold plaques, you know. I have two channels of the mill. I don't have one. But yeah, because of that, like very few people have both the million old ones and then the new one as well. Yeah. So I was like, I need to get this one and they have every single one still. The reason why it's good as well, it fits in here. Yeah, true. But we can't have them for here now. I don't know if you've seen them. It's like... You've got to pay now, right, as well? You've got to pay now.

No? I got what? You have to pay for them now as well, I think. Maybe. $225 as well. Quite hefty. Really? I saw a screenshot with that figure on it. And that's just the extra ones. Because I know now, like, 100k... It sounds mean, but 100k, so many channels hit it. Yeah. When you say that, it's not easy to do. It's not easy to do, but... From their perspective. Yeah. It's easier for a higher number of people to do it. Yeah. So they will... I assume they're going to start losing loads of money. Yeah. And then they've changed it. Makes sense. But it basically looks like the...

The diamond play button, but silver and nothing in the middle. Yeah. He's really struggling. I can send you a picture, I think. I was going to say, do you want me to send it to you? It's still in the chat, right? Obviously, loads of people. When you type it in, it's still getting their old ones. Oh, I'll show you this. Even from July. A forward. Where is it? There you go. Oh, is it this? Yes. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I like it. I do like it. Oh, the gold ones. Oh, no. Fuck. Okay. Let me... The million one's changing.

Did we just... Did none of us just scroll across on that tweet? No, I linked a picture. Right, right, right. Yeah, we got... Yeah, it says $200, right? On the picture? Yeah.

Yeah, but you can buy if you've not as an extra you get the code right right now if you went on the website It would give you the amount but yeah code to get it for free. I'm out of who in this I didn't know that would you mean I have not applied for my main channel yet. I'll see you might all get them I got a new one. Yeah, I might never want a new one if there's a million one Well, we'll get that big wedge. I want the million one and the silver. Yeah, I know We don't have this either do it. I'll quickly do reckon if you started a channel you could get a silver. Oh

depends what I did if you did it for the challenge I think you'd get quite a quick people would do it for that if you made a regular channel with like new content yeah if I promote it on the other channels and then say like I am actually going to be posting on here then I think I'd get it pretty quick but if it's just a case of like I make the channel post on it every now and then I think you'd struggle quite a lot I'm going to apply for mine right now

Yeah. Well, actually, I would prefer the new one because I've got my Caddx at home. The gold one doesn't fit in. So I actually would sort of prefer. How do you know the gold one doesn't fit in? Do you have one? I have four silvers and they just fit in. Oh. And gold's bigger, right? Yeah. Yeah. We need to apply for one for this, do you think? Yeah, we actually do. Yeah. We'll do it. We should apply. But actually, for this one, the little one, the new ones are better because they'll fit in the back, won't they? Yeah. We were going to put them there. They don't fit in there either. Oh, there you go.

I've got one. Should we show them? What? Oh yeah, but that's the really old one. Yeah, it's one Simon's side as well. Yeah. Here you go, guys. This is an MM7. That's like the oldest silver play button. Wasn't there a bigger old one? Not for silver. Right. Yeah. These are cool. These are actually cool, aren't they? Yeah. The million one was too big. It was too big. It was literally like, it comes up to your waist and it's like wide and thick. You could barely hang it on a wall.

What channel is that one for? Mini Minter. Nice. Wow. Well, because I think I had, I randomly got two of those, I think. I have two MM7 and two Mini Minter. How long did you make, how long was it between you made two channels? Close. I don't know. Well, Mini Minter I made in like 2006, but 2008 or something. But first video, December 2012. MM7, I don't know. You'll be able to see. I didn't even make that channel, you know. Ethan. Ethan did. I remember, yeah. Ethan, yeah, I remember. When was that?

10 years ago, September 2013. So 11 years next month. So less than a year, man. It was just FIFA. Yeah. It's cool, man. You guys posted shit to my videos. I saw a video recently of someone refusing to give up their seat on the train. Okay. I think it was a woman getting really angry at people. I think it was on the reaction. It was on the reaction, yeah. And you thought it was a TikTok. It was fake. Yeah, but it was fake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm saying, yeah, that was with us. Like I just saw that. Yeah. John's put here. I'm assuming John, would you give up your seat for a child? And then let's go through who you would give your seat up to. I would give it any elderly person. Yeah. Any obviously pregnant and for sure. When Laura was pregnant on the train, people didn't give her a seat. It was mental. I can't believe it. I'll be honest. I wouldn't give my seat just to a woman. Do you know what I mean?

Okay. I know it's going to take out of context, but if it's just like a normal woman, not old. Yeah. When I say normal, I mean not old. I don't think I would. Yeah, fair. But not because... Okay, hold on. Right, hold on. This sounds really bad. If I walk into a train and there are three seats, I don't even go in anyway, depending on how long it is. If it's a long two hours or something. Have you got like a... Like if I go in the underground and I have more than...

eight stops. Yeah. I'll look for a seat. Yeah. Only if though, there's more than one. Yeah. If there's one there, I'll like literally wait until everyone's sat down, then I'll go in there. Yeah. You know, but at that point I wouldn't get up unless it's like an older person or disabled or someone who needs it. If, if say like a,

25 year old lady as a fiddle gets on I'm just sitting in my seat still yeah but yeah I think I'm just cancelling myself but that's fair right okay so child divine child John

I think the kid was probably around like... Oh, you saw this? Yeah, I saw it on a train. I saw someone get up. Oh, it was a story? Well, yeah, I saw someone on the train. I think the mum got to sit down and then I think she asked the person next to her if the kid could sit in that seat, like to give the seat to the kid. If someone asks me, I'll do it as well. If someone says, can I sit here? I'll be like, yeah, sure. But if they go like...

If they get angry, then I'll just troll. Out of social awkwardness, I might say yes, but I was thinking, do I need to give my... How old was your child roughly? He was about eight. Around eight, I'd say. I reckon like... Three, five and eight. Two, three, four, five, six. I'm like, yeah, cool. But I think when you start getting like, you know, eight, I'd be like, nah, you just stand up, mate. You've got more energy than all of us. You've got so much energy. Actually, start running. Yeah. Jog on the spot. Jumping jacks. Um...

You know what it is? If they're with their mum and the mum puts the kid on the seat or they sit down, I would give up my seat for the kid. Yeah, if they're... Is he coming up here? Yeah. What? Or is it an eight-year-old on his own? No, but like... But like, if there's... I don't... If they get on the train...

And I'm sat down and they don't even look for a seat. I don't think I'll... I don't know. No, it really depends if you're already sat down or not. Yeah. But this sounds really mean as well, but I'd kind of try and judge whether they look like they're having... If they look exhausted. If they look exhausted, I'd give them the seat. Yeah, yeah. If the kid is running around screaming and I can tell like, oh, I'd hate to be them right now.

I'd give up my seat. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you see something like, sometimes when you're on the tube, you see like a family that's clearly gone out in London for the day and then it really knackered and they just want like to chill the train. That's short. That makes sense, you know. But also, yeah, eight is starting to get a bit too old to be like,

you can have the seat for this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah randy what about if this uh 25 year old woman who's fit as a fiddle yeah what if she uh what if she like the way he raised his eyebrows there it's because when he said fit as a fiddle it's because when he said fit as a fiddle i was like okay um yeah what if she asked you for your seat and you can you role play it it depends on the way they ask all right fine uh

Excuse me, can I have your seat? What the fuck is wrong with your voice? Yeah, no. No. No. No. But I'm sorry, I'm struggling to take you away from it. But no, if they ask, I would sort of, yeah, can I have your seat? Yeah, sure, you know. I think I would do that if anyone asked, to be honest. But why? But if they go, like, give me your seat, I'd be like, nah. Yeah, if they came up to you and said, like, oh, you're not going to offer me your seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no way. I'd say, no. Yeah. Why would I? Yeah. But if they're like, oh, can I sit there? I'd be like, yeah, come on. Yeah.

I agree with that. I think I'd say no. If there was no real reason to give someone the seat. I have to hear what you did in the cinema to that guy. True. They're asking like a polite way. If they came over and be like, oh, do you mind if I sit there, by the way? Yeah, but you don't get things because you're polite. No, but I'd assume there's a reason why they're asking. I would assume not. I'd assume they're just a dick and trying to be polite and get my seat. Then they're going against themselves being a dick by being polite.

No, I'm saying they're internally, their motivations are bad, but outwardly they're like, oh, if I'm just nice to them, they'll just give me what I want. And this could be with any person now, man or woman. I'm not saying this is with the woman. To an extent, I think, like, I don't mind standing up on a train regardless. So if they're polite enough to ask for the seat, I would give the seat up because I don't mind standing. Yeah.

If I've played football and someone's kicked me hard and my leg hurts and someone comes up and goes, could I have your seat please? I'm saying, no, sorry, my leg is hurting. I ain't giving you your seat. No, if I got on there, if I got the seat first, my seat, I'm keeping that seat. Regardless. Yeah, but again, I'm pregnant and old are the main ones. Probably not the kid situation. I've often wondered if someone was incredibly large and they were struggling a bit, whether I would give them the seat. If I saw someone, I'd be like, probably not.

You brought that up so much just to say nah. Yeah, there's a very limited amount of people I give my seat up for. Okay. I earned that seat. Earned it. Mate, when I'm on the train and I'm actively looking, I'm like, oh, it looks like he's getting up. I'm ready. I'll position myself. Are you one of the people that's like, you get on the train, you see the seat, it's the first one there gets it.

Oh, 100%, mate. I'm making movements. Yeah, see, I'm very much like, get on the train, stand there. Once the doors are closed, if there's a seat for you, I'll sit. Mate, I've tactically assessed where to stand on the train for people who are most likely to get off. I know what's going on. Yeah. Okay, on that note. Yeah, we'll leave it there, guys. Oh, 11 hours. 6,500. Oh, she's got the orange. Oh, she's done it. She's bleached her eyebrows, I think. I don't think I was going to see this.

She texted me through that saying like, can I phone you for a reaction? But okay. Too late now. No, you can do that. Oh my God. Yeah, you can do that. All right, guys. Thanks for watching. See you soon. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace.