Miniminter's Brother On Growing Up With Simon, Family Weddings & M7 Education!!
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Yo, what's up guys and welcome back to the what's good podcast and this one isn't good because we have uh-huh whoa You literally ended the last one with like we have a good one next time I actually also stopped at the point where I actually had to insult him because I don't want to insult you you can i'm going inside You're so cool. You're gonna take that simon. It's cool in you. Okay. We've got nick on the podcast For those who don't know nick is simon's older brother

And can you believe it? There's another one as well, which we'll probably never get on here. No, he will never do this. He's washed now. Before we get on to what I want to ask you in a second ago, or in a minute.

A second ago, I wanted to ask you something that I will ask you in a minute. What I'm going to ask you first is, John has told us, because this episode is so pressured and so crazy good, please subscribe to it. Please subscribe. We're at 920,000. You've gone for a K ahead by the time this posts. I hope. We are at 19. Please, a million subscribers. Please. Well, anyway, I want to ask you guys.

If you could do a tier list of the three of you brothers, so Johnny, I can say his name, yourself and Simon, don't obviously be honest. Be honest. What's the tier list? Because if it's height, he's last. No, no, no. Who's the best brother? So as a brother? All arounder, yeah. Are you saying like who's the best brother? Who's the best human being as a person out of all of you?

Johnny lost 100%. I'd say Johnny lost. Really? He's good at board games though, isn't he? He's not even good at board games. He just plays them. Oh, plays them. Terrible. They're both at the same time. Check their DNA! Who's the best human? Don't you usually sit here? Yeah. I'm always on the outside. Yeah, yeah.

Feels weird seeing it from this angle as well. I'm just like, that covers miles away. It's really far. It's miles away. They're all together. And that one's just fucked up. I'm going to put myself number one. Yeah, of course. Because rich money. And I'm taller. And he will most likely die before me. That is true on both accounts. What's your argument?

- No, I'm selflessly happy to let you take number one. - I'm gonna move him down to three. I think Johnny has a fighting bone. He will at least go like, you know what? No, I'm taking second. - Has an ego, okay, yeah, yeah. - He doesn't even have an ego. No, not that. - He would definitely put me last as well. - Yeah, 100%. If Johnny was there, I'd put you last. - Who's the smartest?

Oh, that's a tough one, you know, because we're all smart in different ways. Like Johnny's brain works. Oh, look at us. We're actually all smart. Yeah, I realised that was... We are actually paying that. I know, I know. You're always smart. You're on private school. Yeah, he's smart and he's peaked at 15. I hope so. 11.

- 11 times, yeah. - You know how smart I was by the way at primary school? - Yeah, we've been through this. - Yeah. - Believe it or not. - No, but I was actually really smart. - Could you do your seven times table? - Yeah. I can do 11 times table right now. - I can't. - Right, real quick. What's seven times eight, first one? - 56. - 56. Go on, 11 times anything up to 99. - 11 times 99. - 1,018. - I wouldn't be able to tell you if that was correct, so yes. - That's wrong, it's wrong. - Oh. - It's wrong. - There you go. - Do a different number, do a different number. - 11 times seven. - 77.

You can say something a little bit harder. 11 times 23. 2,053. Just memorise them though, it's not impressive. Sorry, 253, that's 50,000. No, it's actually a trick. Okay. If it's 23, you just put the 2, the 3 and then add them together for the middle number. You know Dexter Blackstock from Not Gonna Throw, she used to play with the number 23 and now when I go gambling on roulette, I put the number on the 23. Is that Taylor Beckham's number? Yeah. Let's be honest. You know Dexter's laboratory? Yeah.

- Me too. - Oh, just random. - Yeah. - But that's a good show, I used to watch that. Listen, guys, I want you to tell me, out of you three, who's the most stubborn? 'Cause is it him? - 100%, like without a doubt, yeah. - I wasn't sure if you were all stubborn as well. - No, no, no, it's me. - I would say not another member in the family is even remotely close. - What would you say your mom's like? - When you say it, it sounds like an ins, it's like, what was your mom's like? - That's how I meant it to come out, so I'm getting my deliveries on point.

She's top one Gail. Yeah, 100%. Now you've gone too far now. Too far. Do you think I'd be funny if I could speak, if that makes sense? I think I would be. If I could actually deliver the things I want to say. No, I think the fact that you can't speak is the funniest. Like laugh at him. Look at the little balloon trying to think. I should sit here with cymbals and just do this. Or podcast. I think my favourite moment of the podcast ever was actually two weeks ago.

when you said, do you think America being abroad? And as soon as I went, yeah. That was last week, by the way. Yeah, but two weeks ago. No, it was two weeks ago from this. So smart. That's what I'm saying. They went private school. It's not fair. They didn't teach us that at my school, man. And you just realised as soon as you said it out loud, you went, I don't know why I said that. And you just went really sad. I've still guaranteed that I'm not wrong because the way, you know, anyway, it is what it is. Listen. No, you are wrong. I am wrong, I know. James, have you heard about this?

He asked me whether I consider America abroad. No, because John was asking about who would you add to a new Sideman group. And he was like, oh, Kai said that. And I was like, well, do you count America as being abroad? He's like, yes, obviously. And then John goes, how about someone who's Spanish? And he'll go, nah, it wouldn't match the vibe. And I'm saying, that's exactly what I mean. Like, Spanish person who's from abroad wouldn't match the vibe. Whereas Kai does, because he speaks English. Therefore, America seems closer to us in culture than Spain does, even though they're both foreign. It's still abroad.

yeah it's like the question was do you consider america abroad yes yeah i know that i i know that part yes i know i know sorry to bring that up that was uh no i just said that was one of my favorite moments no bring bring what i've watched every episode big fan you haven't watched every episode he hasn't watched every episode he's just been here for actually no you haven't maybe he has actually he probably has no not the first ones yeah yeah all of the ones before you were here yeah research well i did the timings didn't i

The earliest one. The first two or three. They were only like 10 minutes long. Yeah, I watched them. I used to watch your videos, yeah. Nah, but I beg to differ. I reckon you have not watched the full... That's an early Nick Minter. That's an early Nick Minter there. Mr. Beast. That was donating... No, donating one pound. $100 in one box. Gene, Ellie and Chip.

were both in that and there was another youtuber that was in it awkward yep they were they were two streamers they weren't streaming together they were and there was another person that we did and it was the reactions were quite good from each one yeah i haven't missed that i missed that that was a fun day covent garden vlog no that that wasn't that was my you were vlogging but that was in movies no i was shake check yeah what was the video i think it was coming home or something like that

- Maybe. - Yeah. - But I miss the days where you could literally, I used to have videos where I'd go home and vlog and the videos called, I've got one called like demon dog. - Yeah. - And all it is is a picture of my dog and I've put really shit fire emojis in its eyes. - Yeah. - That's it. - As I was saying last episode, that's what YouTube was. And that was the kind of like funness of it. You know, not that you can't make that anymore. You still can do it, but people judge you for doing it now. It's like, don't judge me for doing what I do. - Would you start a second channel? Not a second, a third, a fourth, a 10th channel.

If like to do a vlog thing like PewDiePie or Tom Syndicate.

I reckon so. Would you ever be tempted to do that though? I reckon so, yeah. I would do it maybe a little bit later on. I'm still trying to figure out a way of like, what do I really enjoy doing? And I think when I'm at that point, that's when I'll do that type of stuff. Because when I don't care about views anymore, I don't care about views or performance, I just want to like create cool stuff. And hopefully enough people care to watch it. But without the pressure of having to. Yeah, just make a vlog every day kind of thing. I was watching him do it when we went with him to...

Tom? Yes. Dubai? That one. And he literally, he had his phone and he just would vlog randomly in the thing, immediately send it to Dropbox. Editor does it and it's out within two days. I don't think he even Dropboxed it. He edits it on the phone. Oh, does he? He was just literally all on the phone. He just cuts the start, cuts the end, puts them together, maybe cuts out a bit in the middle. What I tell people, which is really smart, right? And I told Con this, I told Harry this. If you just film on your phone, I showed you as well. If you just film on your phone and you have iCloud, it already makes a link

So you can select those photos, put it into an album and give the editor that link and they can just download it from there. So you don't need to go onto Dropbox. It already is technically on Dropbox. That's the way I do it. It's so dumb. I go Safari, we transfer, put it there. And I have to, you can't, if your phone locks, it doesn't send. That's yeah. I hate that. That's what I hate. That's what I hate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before I had like my screen stays on all the time. Yeah. Yeah. The whole upload. That's up there with JJ going on YouTube on Spotify.

Oh, Safari. Yeah, that is... He has a browser to go on YouTube. It's so painful. But no, it's a sick way, man. And then you're just... It's just there. And then Harry asked for it from... Actually... That seems like something Harry would know.

That seems very Harry to do that. Well, I think to be fair, he was like, oh, can you just put the footage on Dropbox? And I was like, I'll just send you this. Here you go. So it wasn't like, let me show you this as well. Just, you know, what I was going to say, answering that, that would be like a family channel, wouldn't it? It'd have to be. You can put them in a little bit. But if I was doing daily, it'd have to be because it's like, well, someone, you know, true. Like we've said it before. I just sit in front of my desk all day.

It could be a channel that you just vlog when you do something. Yeah, for example, you've come down to London today I do. Yeah. Yeah here for a couple. I will make it like a day in the life of the what's good soon just to get something out there, but You know just scraping the barrel. That's a good video though, but I was gonna say soon I think I might Laura said I'm should bring the baby here one one day We can put on here because I think maybe show it would probably show everyone half of one day. Can she speak? Yeah, she'll be able to speak by then. She'll say certain words. She's sitting on a sentence. Oh

So she can sit up now. - Can we make her say like something click B? - Yeah, yeah. I mean, well, I mean, depending on when we do it, but right now she can't say a sentence or like. - No, you just need to teach her one word. - Just some no face like that's not my dad. - So for example, when. - Can we teach her, does she know letters? Can we make her say KSI? - She'll copy whatever. - Or JJ. - JJ maybe, JJ. - So next time he has a fight. - Yeah. - I don't know, it's Randolph's kid though. - Baby predicts. - In three months she'll do it. - GG.

True, true. David predicts winner of KSI fight. Yeah, we can do that. We can give like two things, like a dog. But she'll go like, for me, when she sees me, if I walk in, she'll go, that means daddy, but she can't say daddy. But what I don't understand is because she used to, when she was younger and less smart, she would go, I say, say dada, I should go dada, you know, but now she's like, I say dada, she's like,

You're saying more, but actually... Because you're a rapper, so she's doing gunshots. Yeah, yeah. She can't roll her R's either. That would be a good sample, you know, if you could actually get a good... Yeah, you should use her saying that as like a snare. Yeah, true. I could do that, yeah. Also, she's left-handed, I think.

Oh, the devil. You're both left-handed? Right-handed. Oh, I'm left-handed. He's left-footed. I am left-footed, yeah. That's a bit weird. So Johnny is left-footed, left-handed. He's left-footed, right-handed. And I'm right-footed, right-handed. Nice. You moved across to the good side. I imagine that would do. I imagine in your family that's things that would happen.

just everything's perfect you know i mean everything lines up you know there's probably two years gap between all of you as well isn't there there's two and a half years so it's so predictable so so perfect you know it makes me feel sick if i'm honest now what's but you're you're older they're like 35 years older oh no but aren't there is there two years between each one no i don't know i don't know between the actual like family i don't know yeah do you reckon it was a perfect family family wow it was a perfect people say i've got childhood trauma they actually say i have

And maybe I do. - Pedophile broke your hand. - I don't know if it was a pedophile, but the odds are he is. - He kicked a football at a child, he's something. - Yeah, he's something. If he's not an abused napkin.

What I was trying to get at though is because I'll throw a ball to half her. She can't throw it back. She tries to, but she just holds it. But she like reaches, she'll reach like this and she just doesn't want to do now. She can't throw. She's like, just looks at it like I'm doing enough, but I'll throw a ball at her. She'll grab it like this in the right hand. We've got like a football, like you know those inflatables? Yeah. Not the ones that are like,

Once you'll find a beach where it's like boing, not like floaters, but boing, you know, I just throw that out ahead. Just don't make fun of me. Also, you throw a ball to her, she'll pick it up in her right hand and then like transfer it and get back in the left hand every time. That must mean something.

Yeah, I reckon left. It's because she sees you doing left-handed stuff. Yeah, maybe. Or she's disrespecting you. She's mocking me. You shouldn't hand stuff with your left hand. Oh, right. Yeah, I'll shake hands. Yeah. Left hand's part of the devil. I bet that's weird, actually. Yeah, shaking hands with the left. I've never... Yeah. Yeah. I just thought that was something that I realised is probably not the right place to say it, so I won't say it. But, yeah. Also... Cool. No, because it's like...

I'll say it, I'll say it, no worries. So for example, left-handed people used to be called, you know, devil worshippers or you're from the devil because you're left-handed. So if you look at a graph of left-handed people over time, spanning hundreds of years, you'll see that there used to be far less left-handed people than there are now. It's not that we're becoming more relevant or there are more people that are left-handed, it's because people are not afraid anymore because the devil's not a thing anymore. Like no one says you're from the devil. You enjoy that TikTok you saw the other day. You know who else was left-handed?

- Ned Flanders. - He's a bit of a nerd as well. - He opened the leftorium. - I know what that is. To be fair, when I was younger, I used to get in my stock. Yeah, but I'm saying I know what that is. It's like left-handed stapler, left-handed, you know, yeah. Left-handed scissors. Oh, Barack Obama's left-handed. Rise up, let's go. Paul McCartney, Julie, Lady Gaga, Tom Cruise, Prince William, Kurt Cobain, oh my goodness. - Do you want me to ruin it for you? I'm left-handed. - Fuck. - Oh, I'm left-handed. - That has ruined it. Are you?

Well, I'll let you know. I'm not actually left-handed. I was right-handed, broke my wrist as a kid, had to swap on my own, you know? So I'm naturally right-handed. So you can close that page now. Matt Groening's left-handed. Oh, the guy who made Simpsons. Yeah. So that's why he is Ned Flanders. Fucking nerd. Charlie Chaplin. Gates. Oh. How do people know Charlie Chaplin's left-handed? He can't talk, can he? No, he couldn't tell them. Yeah, he couldn't tell them. He could...

Probably, no, because you can't talk to people who are right. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Anyway, in your family, who would you say has been the most successful romantically? Body count. What? Yeah, who's a fucker in the family? And is it your mum? Because that motherfucker, sorry guys. That would be my dad. Well, your dad would fuck your mother, yeah. But your mother could be a fucker.

she's the motherfucker yeah yeah how many dicks do you reckon your mom's taking i don't like it it's on my mom oh that's weird isn't it yeah i don't expect how many i don't want to go into there i don't want to go into there i don't want to no i don't know and also now i'm gonna be driving back with my dad one day on a podcast and he'll be like just let you know my dad no it's a joke man it's your fault i know i know the reason i'm getting onto this is because you're getting he's getting married soon yeah you are engaged to be married yep

Are you? No. Is Johnny? Johnny is married. Oh, he's married. Oh, so he's the most successful guy then? Yeah. In terms of romance. Well, yeah. Wedding vibes. Is that for his wedding? No, that was a different wedding. Whose wedding was that? I don't know, but that was like the first and last selfie I ever took. That looks so weird. Yeah. Just seeing you take a selfie. You know how many I took for that? What? I took like 25 photos for that because I was like, my hand looks weird. Is that in the old Sideman house? Yeah. Okay. That's not just like a... That was a... The venue. Sophie's, I think.

- No. - So what do you mean? - Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. - Also, I hate the heart you've put there. - That's not me.

- Don't do that to me. - Who is that then? - That's someone that's like- - Following you. - No, as in I've put that on, that looks like Snapchat. - Is that Snapchat? - Is that Snapchat? - Yeah, so I've put that on my Snapchat story and someone has, you can change names. - Ah, okay. 'Cause this is one thing I hate and like. - 'Cause I also always capitalise my S. - I like it lowercase. - That's cool. - Kinda moody. But I hate people who do the heart with a dot on the bottom. What does that mean?

Hi, actually, I've never seen that before. Back in the day, by the way, if you used to type heart into a message, it wouldn't come up with the heart. You had to go search for it. Now they fixed that. Heart with dot on bottom. I love you! Yeah, yeah. That's a nice idea. Well, former wedding. Yes. Me and him were best men for my oldest brother. We had to do a speech together. Ooh.

I'm not making anyone do a speech. No, no. Because fuck that. You're allowing people to get up if they want to though. Yeah, and that's why I was going to ask because you don't want to do a speech, I assume. Never again in my life, no. Okay. Just checking. Yeah. You've actually said like, I would do a speech. Yeah. So do you want to? Is there a mic?

- Yes. - Because I will honestly say there's a big difference for me doing a speech with a mic and doing a speech out loud. - I get that. - Because I remember I did a Jameson brand deal, right? Where I was supposed to announce the fact that there's free drinks for everyone tonight with their new drink and there's a band playing and stuff. And I was like, okay, cool, I can do that. I get to the event and keep in mind it's a bar. It's really vibey, everyone's drinking, it's really loud, having a good time.

they were like, oh, by the way, the mic's broken. So now you're gonna have to get everyone's attention and just shout it. And I'm like, that changed it for me. Cause I've got, I enjoy mic presence a bit cause of touring now, but like having to be like, hey guys, just everyone. So I would honestly say, if you've got a mic, I could do one. But the question is, do you want to? Because it's not like a, I would do one. Like,

you know if if i asked you too yeah if i said can you do a speech you'd do one yeah to be fair it is the best time ever to do a speech because everyone's ready to laugh everyone like john john did a speech we all laughed like yeah you're ready to laugh regardless it was a very good speech i remember a single word did you introduce yourself i did yeah

I'm John, I'm the Sideman cameraman. To his mum and dad. Hello, everyone. Mum and dad, especially Max, see me from the corner of Sideman. Thanks for coming tonight. No, if you asked me to do one, obviously I would do one and I would enjoy to do one if you asked me. Who would be the... Would anyone say no?

Of like your your I don't think anyone would say no. No, I don't think I think you can say about Harry If you asked Harry, oh Harry wouldn't do it. Can you do a speech in my way? But I don't think you can say no

I think you have to just do it but you wouldn't ask Harry you wouldn't ask Harry like if on the off chance he does say yes it would be funny yeah because that's the only way he would be able to get over his nervousness of it is make it outrageous think how many how much we struggle to get a guest on this podcast because we don't want to ask and I'm going to sit there and go do you want to speak at my wedding that's the thing no one's been invited to the wedding he doesn't want to ask anyone out there yeah but but now I said that like I feel like I'm now pressured to do one

- No, it's do you want to? If you say I want to, you can. - Would you want me to plan it beforehand? As in, would you want me to? - No, no, this is all, you're asking me questions. I said, do you want to? - No, no, no. What I'm trying to say is, I'm trying to say, is it when you say yes if you want to, is it like in the moment do I want to, or do I want to put myself forward? - No, it's completely up to you. - 'Cause I'm saying like, if I'm feeling right, I might get up there and give a little,

I reckon he'll do that thing where he's like, oh, I haven't prepared as he pulls out. I wouldn't do a speech like that. I would just say like, hey guys, it's really sick to see everyone. Really proud of these two. I wouldn't whack jokes off. No, you've got to whack jokes off. I wouldn't though. You have to put some jokes in. Make it nice. But I don't think any... I think all wedding speeches are terrible. Yeah, and it's like... And I think everyone laughs out of sympathy. Yes, they do. That's why I wouldn't 100%. I've heard some really good wedding speeches. That everyone says this. But you've got... What's the word? You're in the wedding...

you got wedding vibes yeah yeah yeah they always make this pull up James go on here new tab put jokes for best man speech we definitely did not do this for Johnny's wedding I guarantee you'll have heard all of them and I guarantee you'll say now oh not funny but in the moment you'll have the giddiness you know

I think you both are so sour that you can't bring yourself to laugh at it. That's what it is. No, because I do laugh at it. When I'm at the wedding, I laugh. That's the point. But my point is, if you did this same speech not in a wedding scenario, it's not actually funny. But that's why you want to do it at a wedding scenario. Okay, if I did a speech for you, for example, and I literally went up and I went like this, all I did was go, Laura...

Randy yeah, everyone would laugh Yeah, yeah, funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. You know Randolph laughed just then yeah, cuz he knows I'm laughing what he's saying. He goes. Oh, I saw dawn for you. Okay, Talia. He's done a great job putting up with this guy everyone goes ah He's so unputtable, but every man is unputable. That's the whole point Well, I'm just saying

I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying like this one, okay? I'm gonna just use you and Laura as an example. All those amongst you who know Laura well will know that she is a wonderful and caring person. She deserves a good husband.

thank god randy married her before she found one eh yeah and everyone would laugh and everyone would go oh so true so true it's true about everyone man it's just not funny but that's why you can have some original ones that are very funny yeah no no no i'm not i'm not complaining about it like fair play do all this stuff because it's good it's good it's on the day it's fun because everyone's really happy everyone's you know in this great bubble but i'm saying i wouldn't do that although i have i have also could do your speech get ai to write your speech oh

Oh yeah. I can do that. I'm not being used. The problem is you can, if you don't at least do a five out of 10, you get remembered for a bad one. You do, you need to be in that five to eight range. Just good. Not, not most memorable, just good. That's all you need. Everyone laughs along. You get a few handshakes, couple drinks. But if you're in that two, three category, imagine in front of everybody,

and it's yeah definitely i come alive with drinks he does i do see i've not seen this i'm quite really never seen don dole i've never actually seen don dole you're gonna see this man

at some point in a big coat that he's brought out of nowhere in 29 degrees actually i wasn't gonna bring that coat but now i'm mine with a cigar in his mouth launching a football at his daughter across the dance floor i'm really good i'm actually excited i'm excited for harvard to be there that's gonna be nice you know be cute and olive as well they'll meet for the first time as well yeah unless they don't meet prior to that nothing planned but they have a

They have the same sippy cup, we found out. I saw it in the chat. That could cause some arguments. That was the big topic of the day. Yeah, you know what I mean? I actually already knew that. Laura told me. She must have saw a story somewhere and was like, we've got that one. And then Laura said to me, maybe at the wedding we might have to like put a sticker on saying who's who's. And I was like, it's literally not that deep. Like, I don't think. No, you can't share a sippy cup. No, but I'm saying like, you know. It makes sense. Okay, maybe we'll put.

okay sure but i stick with our name and it's a bit too nerdy for me can you get one of those ones though it's like raised as well like you used to put in the um yeah that's what i'm gonna say it's like a kid at school who puts like his name on his lunchbox i'm like nah mate your only person's got a fucking doctor who lunchbox i might have my lightning mcqueen one i know which one of yours is you had a doctor who one i fucking hate doctor who honestly i hate doctor who i don't understand it and i by the way i love what it is and i love the people who love it because they seem to really enjoy it but i just i i

Christmases my mom and my brothers are watching and I love this. I'm so good. I'm watching it I'm like, I'm trying my hardest to like it. It's so crap. I think it's just like a circle jerk, isn't it? It's gonna sound like everyone likes it because it's supposed to be liked like Thunderbirds like it was awful but everyone likes it because it's like oh I don't want to rewatch that. I loved it as a kid, but I don't want to rewatch it. Yeah, just in case it's bad. It's from that time. Like yes, it's bro. It's toys with a string on them. Yeah, it's not meant to be but then it was good. Is Doctor Who good now? Well, they've made new ones.

People don't sit down at Christmas and watch like a 1996 version of Doctor Who. You're right. It just seems like also the film called Merlin. I'm just like... Series called Merlin. Series, yeah. My nieces would watch that as they're growing up. It's like one of their real shows as they're getting up but it's still kind of not too out there. I'm just like, grow up kids. It wasn't great.

Thunderbirds, I'll go. Thunderbirds also got ruined by Team America. Yeah. Yeah. They re-released Thunderbirds, but they did a new one. It's just not the same. I prefer it on strings, to be honest. You know? No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. But no, are you excited for the wedding, both of you, in different ways? I'm really excited. I was going to say, we should be different ways. Yeah. Yeah, Nick's like, I'm really excited to marry Tonya. Run in.

Yeah. No, it should be good. Although I've realized how many people I know that have never been to a wedding before. Yeah. So I've been hearing this as well. And stuff like... Also...

- Also traditions as well. I mean, 'cause your wedding is very untraditional. You're doing so many things that aren't traditional. You're not forcing people to wear suits. You're not forcing people to do speeches like we said. But there are a few things that are just kind of like well-known. For example, the wear white thing. - Yeah, I thought that was like the first thing you learned. And I'm hearing from like five different people. They're like, "Wait, you can't wear, what do you mean?"

Well, we know that when JJ's... John. So John's one of them. JJ's one of them. JJ's one of them, but that's where... Chip was one of them. I would expect JJ to be one in the sense that when his hamster died, that was like the biggest thing that... The biggest pain of his life because he has not really got the massive crazy family system that would have family dying. So also, therefore, there's not been too many weddings. So I would assume that... I would get that he understands... He would maybe forget that or not realise that you shouldn't wear white as to take away attention from the bride. Because that's one day where like...

I was going to say that's the one day women deserve attention. But that came out really wrong. What I'm trying to say is that's the one day where it should all be about...

Not women. It's your day. It's all about you no matter what. So yes, I get it. But then John, I thought John would know this rule, man. You had a wedding. You've been married. You seem like a cultured man. Look, I thought it was tan. And then on reflection, it's less tan. And I always saw pictures of some of the weddings and people wearing linen. I thought it was the done thing. But now, yeah. Yeah, linen. But not white linen. I thought the wearing white thing mainly applied to women at the wedding. Wow.

- Wow. - And there are occasions where, so what, so you're saying men can't even possibly take the attention away from the woman? Is that, you're trying to? - Yeah, I think so. - Why would you say that though, John? - Well, I don't know. - See, men aren't entitled to even be a nigger. - There you go. Is it okay for guys to wear white to a wedding? Unless specified in the invitation, men should also avoid wearing white to a wedding. Simple Google search. - You could make it a white wedding now, in terms of clothes. - Seems racist. - Yeah, it does seem racist.

But also sometimes do bride chooses to wear different clothes don't they? They can choose. Yeah, so I think like a black dress is quite popular these days. Yeah to wear and then everyone else wears white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, then you can't wear black. But no, it's funny. Yeah, Chip as well. John, let's repeat John. John's got to get a new suit now. He didn't keep the receipt.

Yeah, I don't know. You can wear that for, you know, just chilling in the summer. I'll ruin someone else's wedding. It's like tan, right? Or is it actually white? Well, he showed us and we all went, that looks kind of white. It's pedantic. We could say it's tan, we could say it's white, but either way, it's the wrong colour to wear. It's having to be asked. Yeah, yeah. If you've got to ask, you know the answer. As your mum and dad will say. I agree. I agree. I'm not fighting it.

That is a very dad comment. Yeah, yeah, well, best get used to it. You are a dad. And I'm all your daddies as well. In different ways. How much fireball are you going to drink at the wedding? Yeah, everyone keeps saying this and I don't know.

Because what I haven't yet come to grips with is that, in my head, I will drink a lot at your wedding. Are you a hip flask guy? I've got one. No, he just brings a bottle of Fireball. Just a bottle. A hip flask is the bottle. I probably would try and put it into a... Now, I don't think I'll drink Fireball. Is this in there? If I bring it, right? Yeah, I'll drink whiskey. I'll drink the real shit. It's Simon's wedding. I'm not going to drink something cheap like Fireball. That's Don Dolph, though. Well, now you're getting... But now you're getting...

King Dolph. Nah, I still like Don. Don Ran. Don Shane. Don Ron. Don Ron. Don Ron. Like gone wrong. Or done wrong. Done wrong. Which makes you sound like a criminal. I've done wrong. Nah, I'll probably get a little hit flask. I don't know. I enjoy having a good time at places where you deserve to have a good time. So if it's a celebration for something, I'd love that. Because I think that's the best thing friends could do. So I will probably throw up at your wedding.

But in the evening when it's like relevant, not like, not like Tyler's walking down the aisle. Nothing like that. Nothing like that, but it'll be, you know, or I'll get a nice cigar out or something. Maybe a few hot dogs, throw them back. Yeah, I'd down a few hot dogs, but you know, that'll be the Grimsman. Not hot dogs. But I also will say that I remember at Vegas, speaking of cigars, it's because like,

First year I had it, 'cause we just found them, right? And that was when I was like, it was getting ash on Tali's head. And then the other time was when I knew they were in Taurus and I'd go by them all the time. And then like, Ethan's just choking. - Ethan's having an asthma attack. And he's just standing next to him going, "Yo, someone get a picture of me." - And Ethan's like, "I'm so sorry, man." I'm like, "I don't know what to do though." 'Cause I'm like, Josh is like, "Oh, let's go get cigar." And then Ethan's like dying. I'm just like.

But no, no, I started to leave the casino, leave the table and go somewhere else. But no. Someone said to me the other day, has there been a you, like in our scene...

Who's married? Apart from you. Manny. Your marriage was before Manny. I already fucked up. Your marriage was before, yeah. You could have got so many views. I could have got so many views. You could have been bigger than you are right now. Yeah, and you know how, well, I won't say the gifting. I won't say the gifting. But some people are like, don't give us gifts.

- What gifts thing? - Well, you're on your wedding, you say, "Don't give gifts." - Oh yeah, we're doing, yeah, donate to M7. - I would be like, "Give gifts." And I'm like, in the form of money, directly into my car. I could've made bank, man, fuck. And I had a baby instead, which is still good, still smart, but I should've timed it right. But I'm joking, by the way, everyone. I'm joking. 'Cause they still think that JJ paid for my wedding. That's one thing I hate. - I know. - And Laura always gets more upset about that as well, because we just got married and then he just gave me a gift, as you gave us a gift as well.

well because the distract stuff they now think he paid for my wedding yeah but no we worked hard to pay for our own wedding it just actually did you he paid for it in hindsight he did but the funny part is like that moment when he when he sent the money to us like we like really shocked i was almost crying because at the time we didn't make much money at all so it's like four grand was like well you just spent a lot of money yeah on the wedding yeah yeah it's like oh my god yeah but anyway um you know yeah who else obviously manny hasn't been married yeah that's what i'm saying like yeah in terms of like i know obviously like the the the

Behind the scenes been a few Eddins isn't there you know Jamie Jamie's or you went to his you had both. What's Jamie's? The evening yeah, I only went to his five-year like top of the top Do you still get a gift list for that you could do that? Like a new wedding yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how long you been married well, I actually know this but

- Five years, six years, six years. - You need a 10 year. - 10 years. - You get plaques, you know. James, Google. - Do you? No, you buy them. - Yes, you do. - You buy them. - Yes, you do. - From who? - From Google. Susan Woschat gives you a plaque.

for being married no i'm joking i'm joking no go to a new tab and type in wedding awards let's go through how long you have to be married before you get these prizes oh it's not prizes it's you basically get around there it's anniversaries you don't just get given a bit of gold from nowhere the first one was like paper right yeah i thought the king knows you a bit of a you know you're supposed to make your own yeah paper wait what it goes for every year yeah it's a little fun little clip let's go

I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Tell both of you. Yeah, you have to say what you'd buy from that Okay, are we allowed to look as well? I'll tell you what it is. Yeah, so I'm involved You're the one getting married you should be yeah, then it gives it away. Yeah. Yeah. All right paper You have to buy a present paper based what you buying? I'm buying an origami kit. It's gonna go origami flowers Well accepted he said it origami kids bear I buy book. Oh

Oh, that's a good one. A blank one. A blank book that you give to her and she can put photos of each year of your marriage. Nah. Huh? I'm going better. I'm going for photos of the marriage, but really nicely printed. So you can put them around on paper. You keep copying my answer. You're printing them on paper. Yeah. Not photographic paper.

That's not paper. Yeah. It's in the photographic. That's different. Different material. And the funny thing is he's a photographer as well. So he is correct. It's our podcast. Okay. One nil Randolph. You're better at marriage so far. Cotton. A t-shirt. Oh, no, because he answers first every time. No, you can. Now I can't say a jumper. You can say a jumper. You can say a jumper. It's just a bit unoriginal. I also think we're in for t-shirts. Okay. I would go for like really nice bed sheets. Ah, that'll be the bed sheets. Okay. One all. Yeah.

Third, leather. Oh, Randolph, be careful. Strap on. Everyone wants to peg their guys and let me tell you that for free. No? I don't want to. I'm saying they want to. I don't think they all do. It's a joke, man. It's just a... Okay, he's gone strap on. I've gone strap on. You don't have much to be. I'll go for a handbag. I'm going to give this one to Nick. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, you have thought of the better one there. Fruit and flowers. That's pretty obvious, though. What fruit?

- And what flower? 'Cause are you gonna match them? - What Randolph's thinking, Bernard? - Okay, here we go, here we go. A trip to Bali in which we'll have a private pool in which the guys will plate us breakfast. What the fuck? With flowers and fruit in it! - Fruit and flowers, not a trip to Bali. - Fruit and flowers? - Okay, I'm gonna take away the trip to Bali part. - Okay, fruit and flowers in a swim pool. - Okay, so you've named nothing here. What fruit and flower? You literally just have to name a fruit and flower to win this. - Strawberries and lilies. - He wins.

all right last one fifth wood my wood all right randolph called it back three two let's go it's not last one you still lost we have more yeah but they're going for like yeah sugar wait wait you're six so next year's your sixth this year coming is your second no i have it's been six oh so we'll seven seven i think seven misses out

wool sheep buy her a sheep they're actually really shit up till like yeah I was gonna say like salt I was thinking like 10 20 30 tin is kind of dead crystal that's dope but you start missing 5 years yeah 20 is good you have to buy them the whole of China silver 25 years pearl yeah she wishes

Ruby. At this point, you're probably wishing they're dead by this point. Yeah. Well, not wishing, but... You've got to buy them diamonds. I think I went to my grandparents' gold, maybe? Grandparents. I think I went to their gold one. Back in the day, do you guys think we should do parties more than we do now? Yeah, well, I don't know. You'd hire them out of, like, you'd hire conventions out. Everyone just goes, like, on Zoom now. It's kind of boring. I just have one last question regarding this gift. Yeah. Because you started dating Laura in, like, 1996 or something, right?

Is that a joke about moving from Nottingham? No, that you've just known her your entire life. Oh, sorry, yeah, I've known her, but we weren't dating. When did you start dating? Like 14, 15. So you're closer to the 10 year, which is tin. Yeah. So you have to buy tin and... Why did you have to do all this stuff? Because we did also specify it was seven years, so I'm already... You could have just gone, you're close to tin. You'd have to take us through this 1992 sort of scenario. No, we actually... What just happened? We knew each other when we were three.

1996. Yeah, you're related. Of course you did. I didn't know that until recently. There was a period, by the way, when we were dating, I think I've said this on the podcast before, where my uncle was like, I think there's a chance you're related. But it turns out they weren't like... They're only second cousins. Yeah, we're only first. What's mad though is like, you're related to your kid.

right yeah laura's related to your kid so you two are related yeah we are now related yeah no it's not incest did you know by the way that we i was listening to a podcast on the way here huberman by the way sick isn't it like i honestly a lot of stuff i'm doing at the minute it's just all from him it's like actually helping so much yeah i wouldn't say i'm sleeping longer i'm just sleeping like better and i'm like my body clock is better with the day and the sun and stuff so i like i think that's because of me and john

By the way, I will say, because of you two, I've had to ban a few people on my Twitch stream last night. I'm just there, right? It's like, I mean, I've been going to bed a lot earlier, right? So I went to bed at like 11 yesterday, which is normal. I'm never going to go to bed at nine o'clock. I'm not that type of guy, right? And they just put, bro, sleep, man.

- That doesn't necessarily come from us. - No, no, okay, but then another one was like, "Sleep!" Like this. - That's not from us. - I just banned them both. Literally, I was like, "I'm not having that." 'Cause I've got a pet peeve in life. I hate when people tell me when to go to bed. I hate it. I don't know why. Do you guys have this? - No. - I didn't get told to go to bed. - Oh, you should go to bed. - I'm an adult. I'm 33 years old. - I should probably sleep now. Who the fuck gave you the right to tell me when to sleep? You should sleep. - Okay, two things.

That might not be because of me and John. No, the comment was actually John. Well, and two...

That is not a bannable advance. You banned them for saying sleep. Also, now you've said that, your next stream, everyone's going to be saying sleep. That's why I'm smarty-sleep, because now I'm going to get more viewers. No, you're just going to get your current viewers to say sleep. I was playing Battleship yesterday on stream, right? And this guy I know, he put into the chat, Randy, are you a Hallwugger? Sorry, sorry.

Are you a war hugger? Sorry, I got that wrong. Really wrong. Are you a war hugger? And he's the type of guy that would ask questions like that. So I actually thought he meant like, are you a... And then he said, no, don't read that out loud. So I thought he was joking about Arsenal Fan TV when I think Claude, rest in peace, read a comment where it was like, I'm a smarty-tee or something. And he was like, oh, don't read that out loud. He's like, oh, this is super chat. I thought he was memeing that. And then the person I was playing with on Battleship just destroyed me because they went all around the wall.

Oh my god. So I didn't know that I gave it away. I was reading comments. And then the rest of the stream everyone was trying to get me out but no, yeah, sorry. But you're saying you don't, you don't... Get told when to go to bed? No. No, we are adults. Do you...

I'm done. No, I'm gonna go there. Yeah I'm saying like just streamers get angry when someone tells you to yeah It's probably cuz you're tired you should probably go to bed obviously this is so well recently Yeah, so many hours the last couple days that's I you know what? Okay, I've been sleeping so good that I've actually been like not bother about charging this I don't need to see

does that make sense no no no because okay i'll get into bed right i'll get ready to go to bed like 10 half 10 11 or whatever i get into bed and i'm like oh i've not charged my whoop i'm like i can't be able to go find the um charger so i'll go to bed i think that's better than going up and getting the charger like just sleeping and i wake up

wake up every day wake up every day at half seven it might be because you're scared of the results no no no no i just i mean no no he does seem more well rested yeah i'm right because the humor's gone down yeah sure i woke up the day i filmed a pokemon video and i was like i was doing it i just feel sick i feel so good i was like i was amazed feel sick yeah yeah that's how i open packs now i can tell you last two nights but it's like six six it's like seven eight hours for sure um

Which is the quality of sleep seems to be so much better. Last night was 544. Not enough. No, but again, that was me driving here. I got up a little bit early to pack. Night before that, just no sleep.

- Days? - I must've been, oh, 7:30 before the night before. And by the way, so when I say seven hours 30, this will be going into bed, look, at 10 to midnight and waking up at 8:30. So that is eight hours, but this is only telling me the quality of it. It was worth seven and a half hours. So, but anyway, this is really boring now. Don't clap. - He's making progress. - But now it's actually gonna make me not do it anymore. And also just like you both know, I'm not doing this for you guys. - You are? - No, I'm not. - Subconsciously. - No, I'm not. You didn't do this. No, no, no.

No, no, no. We did this. No? Well done. No caffeine after 300. Well done us. Yeah, good job, guys. Right now he's after 300. Anyway, let's get back onto Nick. So where were you? I slept great. Did you? Do you sleep great usually? No, no, I don't actually. Exactly. No, I don't. Why don't you sleep great? Just various things, isn't it? Sometimes caffeine. Sometimes. Late caffeine. Yeah, yeah. But no, when you get a good night though.

Of caffeine? No. Oh, because you're going to sleep. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. You've got a scar same as me. Do I? Yeah. Just here? You don't have one, do you? You know you have that scar. Yeah, but I didn't know you. Do you have this scar? Not really. Really? No. Oh, you've got this scar. Yeah, but you've got another one. Oh, here. Yeah. How did you get that? Well, it's a...

It's a really like argued thing in my family because I think that I got it by jumping on sofas. You know train tracks when you're a kid, you used to get train tracks? Yeah, the wooden ones. Yeah, the wooden ones. The ones that are a bit more sophisticated, like the metal ones. But you put it on a wooden like cork board. Yeah. A big square thing and we had a coffee table. We used to put it on the coffee table and it used to overhang a little bit.

Okay. So me being a kid, I was jumping on everything. I jumped on it thinking it was, it was there and nothing was there. So I jumped off and smacked my head straight into the corner of the door, doorframe. And my head just flew open and it bleeding everywhere. But then my parents say, and my uncle that there's a, uh, our house just went round and round like the

the kitchen, dining room, living room, hallway. I was just running around there and slipped. I think my story's way better. Your story's better. I would choose to go with my story. Yeah, yeah. But it was, they rushed me to the hospital. You know that meme where the guy on Simpsons gets hit with a penny and he takes it out and he's bleeding. It was kind of like that.

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You want to say anything to do with it? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll put the link in the description. He can do that. I just put loads of it. I might start putting it in every time. So yeah, we started it a few years ago. Obviously COVID, not very many school trips, but the premise is we find schools with a high percentage of pupil premium and we work with the teachers. Is he getting the website up?

Okay, we work with the teachers to, there we are, lovely. Nice logo. Wrong website. Oh, you've moved. There we go, thank you. Nice, not bad. And we work with teachers to fund and plan some really good trips for all year groups, really. We actually go right the way from six years old up to 18 years old with some pretty good trips.

And yeah, we've actually sent over 5,000 kids on school trips since we started. That's sick, man. Which is pretty good. Hopefully that'll keep going up and up and up. What does pupil premium mean? So pupil premium is if you're on free school meals. Ah, okay. So if your household income is below a certain amount, you'll get free school meals. And then the school get funding for you, but...

it's all getting cut so oh wow yeah we've done some pretty fun trips over the over the years

I love the, like, there's a caption on the website that's like, what's the catch? There is no catch. It's because, like, every school thinks. Oh. Yeah. Okay, so why are you doing this? What would you want out of this? Yeah. I'll read it. How much have we got to pay for this? And you go, no, no, it's free. We, like, literally fund the entire trip for the whole class. That is sick, though. Because also, I used to hate it when you're at school and you're like,

you know obviously i was fortunate to go to the trip but you go to your best mate oh you come on the school trip he's like no yeah no i can't i can't do it and then he doesn't know why either yeah it's like or they're embarrassed like take it home sometimes or i'm not allowed and it's like well yeah sadly you know but this is nice that's that's why we we fund it so they then people don't say oh you're one of the funded kids going we just fund everything everyone yeah yeah and yeah there's actually one trip that we do quite regularly that i always think you as a kid would have loved it

at a place called Kidzania. Okay. Take Harper there when she's about four years old or five years old. Can you tell me why you think I would enjoy that? So it's over in Westfield and the whole thing, Westfield's the one in Stratford, right?

Yeah. There's two. Yeah, it's the Stratford one. Well, it's actually about, Google how many Westfields there are. There's probably loads now. Two in London. Can you actually do that? I'm interested to know. It's the Stratford one. And the entire inside of it is a mini town. So they've got like a mini music studio, a mini police station, a mini fire truck, a mini newspaper, all of these things. And the kids go in and they can't leave without obviously their adults. The adults get told, yep, go to the mini Costa, go sit in there for the next four hours.

let your kid run around. There's no, no damage sort of thing. Okay. This sounds really, really good by the way. But like what, why, why are you, why are you saying you'd love that? Because you get to do like players, all the different things. So you get to be a mini musician for a bit. You get to be like, but I'm a Costa. He said, no, no. When you were a kid, when you were a kid, I imagine. All right. So I don't know. You'd go now. Well,

- It's called Kidzania. - Maybe the parents got something sick to do as well. So that you just basically just tell me what I can't have. - Well, no, but he's saying that Harper would join. - But you would also, you can stay with Harper, to be fair, and you can stay with her. - Okay, so I can go to many Star Wars. - But the whole point is you do these jobs like policemen and they actually put like the hats on you and everything. - Sick, man. It looks really good. - The first time I went, I didn't know anything about it. I just went along.

and I was walking around sort of taking notes about what it was like and all of a sudden this kid comes running up to me in a policeman's outfit sort of six years I'm like stop you can't come this way did you play along? yeah obviously I go oh what's up shut up I'm behind him yeah

And behind him, someone's like got police tapes coming. Like there's three or four kids again, running police tape, coordinating of this area and smoke starts coming out of a fake building. And I'm kind of like, is this supposed to be happening? Out of nowhere, this police truck that's smaller than a smart car comes out being driven by an adult. But in the back has got like six kids wearing fireman's hats. They jump out and start spraying the fire. Oh,

all of these like mini reporters start coming out asking everyone questions and everyone else is just supposed to be doing normal jobs like, um,

delivering the newspapers or things like that, all standing there watching and all these people. And then the fire gets put out and they're like, right, okay, yep, we can go. And then everyone just disappears and it's back to normal. So it's, yeah, that's a very fun. I just wanted to give them a shout out. Yeah. Kids. These kids are going to do it. When they grow up. When I was in school, my class in my school would be like, it'd be like, oh my gosh, no. One of the kids just shot someone. It's like, oh God, get the police, get the police. And they're like, no, no, it's actually just shot someone.

got some one. James is pointing out there's adult nights. So Nick, that sounds like you. There you go. You might enjoy that. I don't know. I like a different kind of adult night. Yeah. Drink package. Four vodka slushies. That seems odd. Get me involved. But yeah, it's a great place. We do loads of trips. Yeah, we do loads of trips like that. A lot to the theatre, a lot to museums,

all over the UK. We're not Scotland, actually. We're going to move there one day, but it's mainly England and Wales. Just because the education system is different up there. You can be nice. You don't have to be nice about it. Just say you don't want to help Scotland. But now is actually the busiest time because it's obviously summer trips. So, yeah. Summer holidays. We're going to start doing a lot more secondary school stuff as well. Paintball. Getting them out.

No? Maybe not. But maybe. Laser Quest? Laser Quest could be one more. Waterparks could be one. Not like slides and stuff, but like learning water skis like Harry does and stuff. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's educational. Yeah, it has to be educational. It can't just be fun, right? Well, it can be fun. It can be fun. No, it can't just be fun.

no no no like it can be it can be as long as it yeah as long as it is as long as they're learning something yeah and it gets them more involved because like laser quest I don't know what learning how lasers bounce off different objects or learning how lasers can actually even connect to a receiver we did do one trip that was to Alton Towers and

and learn about speed and that's what they did they had to learn about speed and every time they finished a worksheet or got something right and learned some maths they got to go on the ride sick so it's the whole day and they got back and they were like I don't know how to do that math you did it yesterday yeah yeah because I got to go on the ride so I'll do it again so true pretend you're going to go on the ride I would say that life is a lesson every day is a challenge every day is a challenge and every day that we put another foot in front of the other we get further on in growing up I would say every day you are challenged every day I am challenged yeah

- It sounds like something you'd say in a Sidemen video when you're hiding. - It sounds so more like something you'd say in the mirror every morning. - Yeah, yeah. - I am challenged. - Do you talk to yourself in the mirror? - No. - All right, do you? - Do you? - No. - Oh no. - You do, innit? - No, I look at myself. - That's what a mirror is for. - No, but I look at myself. Like I don't look at my, I look into my soul. You know when you look into a mirror? Can you see that? - I can see myself. - No, can you see yourself? I can see myself in the mirror.

- What does that mean? - I don't see me as this body. I can see my conscience in the mirror. I can look into the mirror and be like, "Oh, that's you. Hello." You can't do that. - I don't understand. - I think he's gone really deep, but at the same time, I'm not quite with him. - In the comments, let me know in the comments. I've got some more. Let me know if you guys know what I mean. It's weird. If there was someone inside of me controlling me, I would see that person.

- I saw someone talking the other day on Instagram that, you know when you say sometimes they are sort of in TikToks or anything and I was like, yeah, I've seen that. - Yeah. - So hopefully. - I probably haven't. I imagine your like few pages looking like ours. - Yeah. - You put it like taxes and inflation and stuff.

It's so upsetting that that's quite close to the truth. Yeah, I've just got like Lightning McQueen going. Is that lightning? Is that lightning? Where? Too fair, ka-chow is the one. I'm not sure if that makes him more of a boomer. Okay, what happened to this? But anyway, this person said that they were basically about to die. And they said in their brain, they were alive inside and they were reaching for a muffin.

a chocolate chip muffin the whole time and that's what it was like that's all they could see was they were like i've got to get this muffin i've got to get this muffin and then they finally got to where the muffin was and they woke up and apparently woke up and went i

Mum, dad, can I have a muffin please? - That's what street punters have done. - Yeah, that was like street punters. - Yeah. - He had to like get through the levels. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But that's not death. - Yeah, that's like more of a coma. - Yeah. - But because he came back. I wanna know what happens when you don't come back. But I guess our brains just show off. - Or are they just searching for a muffin forever? - Yeah, that'd be a nice way to go. - It'd be awful. You're searching for a muffin forever. - But do you know you're searching forever?

No, but you're continuously, you want a muffin and you can't get one. True. It depends what it's around. Like if you're just in an open space where there's nothing, then it'd be rubbish. But if you're just in the world like this, you're in a supermarket and you can have everything except a muffin. Yeah, the muffin's in Japan, so I've got to fly there and have an experience in Japan before I get there. But no, what I'm actually kind of referring to is the fact that I also saw something similar to that where someone said that when they, oh, people, you know Neuralink?

Yeah. Their purpose for... It's Elon Musk's thing, but the purpose for it is not just to make us be able to do stuff. As in, like, fun stuff. It's for people who can't move their arms and stuff. What they can do is they can put these...

electrode or something into your brain and it'll attach and you can so it can give someone the ability to be able to think about moving a mouse on a keyboard and it will use a computer so like someone can use a computer even if they can't move their limbs but the way it's interesting is it's not them just building able to click stuff on a screen they will actually think about moving my hand so they can't use their arm but they can think about moving your arms

So they can dictate what we're thinking about wanting to do, which is kind of sick, right? So they can think about... Okay, so look, I'm trying to click X on that screen. I don't think I'm trying to click X. I think I'm going to move my hand and my fingers to click the mouse, move it up. They can't do that. But thinking about doing it activates the things in our brain that allows us to do it. So the reason that's sick is because when you're talking about muffin...

eating a muffin when someone's dead or whatever. I just think it's interesting because maybe that means something. Maybe that means when you die, you want to get the muffin. Yeah.

I think you've genuinely wasted everyone's time. No, because I mean that. Our brain is... I have no idea what you just said. I don't know what just happened. I had Neuralink and muffin. I'm trying to say our brains are not... That's a muffin. Yeah, our brain is not our body. So our brain is us. Our brain has a life of its own. So even when you get hurt, you don't get hurt. Your brain tells you that you got hurt.

Randy, how much time do you spend speaking to AI? This is cool! Your brain is smart, but it doesn't tell you everything. It does! No, it doesn't. Okay, okay. Where is your small intestine?

I have no idea. Be your brain knows. Yeah, he does know. Isn't it though, when you have brain surgery, don't you not go to sleep? They don't put you on... No. There's something along the lines of your brain doesn't feel pain when it gets touched. That's right, right? That's weird. I'm pretty sure... I'd have to speak to someone who knows something because I certainly don't. But I'm pretty sure we don't feel pain. Our brain tells us that we're hurt.

Pain is an illusion. Well, I know the nervous system sends signals to the brain. Because it means that it's dangerous, right? Don't do that because that should hurt you. So don't do it. Yeah, exactly. Fucking John. John, you're sick with this type of stuff. Who cares? You guys don't care. John's going to clip that. True, true, true. No, but let's get back to the wedding. We've talked what? We've moved on from that. We went to M7. Oh, sorry. Then we moved on. You know what?

- Quiz. - Quest for Envy Brother Challenge. - Yeah, yeah. - I have some questions. - Yeah. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - I've got them on my phone. I've got them on my phone. Okay. - So who's the brother? - You. - So who's the best friend? - John. - Just kidding. - It would never be John. - No. - I was only pretending to be sad for sympathy so he would feel something. - If my brain tells me to feel something, I do. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. Who wears the pants in mine and Talia's relationship?

- Do we answer at the same time? - You can, yeah, but you're trying to be number one in my eyes. - Okay. - So you have to think what I think. - Okay. - Oh, I think you think Talia does. - Yeah, I'm going with Talia as well. - She actually wears a lot of trousers. - You want me to be fair? - Yeah, she does actually wear the trousers.

- I would say it's relatively easy, but- - Yeah, I'd say the same. It's not like, "Oh my God, she controlled my entire life." - Yeah. - I think when push comes to shove. - I'm saying you're actually, even though you're a stubborn person, you actually have to go along with a lot of things. So if she's like, "Oh, let's go get this food." You're like, "Yeah, okay." - Decisions don't get made in our house. - Yeah, I can see that. - At all, neither of us. Sometimes we just don't eat.

Yeah, just what do you want? I don't mind. What do you want? It just doesn't happen. So she plays Valorant, I play Overwatch and we don't eat. Nice, nice, nice. What's the drunkest I've ever been? Ah, see, I know this one. Do you? It's going to be one of three. When you blacked out on the road, on the street somewhere with Josh. Oh. It wasn't Vegas. That wasn't one of my three. I have four scenarios. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

- That's one of the four. - I think the two I'm thinking of aren't out there with number one would be Wireless. Was it Wireless? - Oh, he wins, it's Wireless. - Oh really? - Yeah. - When you met Talia, makes sense. - Day after. - I would dream that much as well. - He wins Wireless. - Yeah, sure. - Is that two nil to Nick? - No, you both got the buzz on this. Who's my favorite artist of all time? - Of all time? - And I want... - Ooh.

I'm going to make it hard. I want three answers. Three answers? Yeah. And I want all three. Do we take it in turns? No, I'll just say mine. You can copy if you want. And you can tell. I'm not going to react. You can tell him if he's right or wrong. Three answers. Go. Okay, Juice WRLD, Linkin Park, but Chester from Linkin Park as well. I don't know if that counts. And then I'm going to go, I don't know, Eminem. Juice WRLD, definitely. I was going to go Linkin Park as well. Old school Linkin Park with Chester. And I'm going to go final one.

Kid Leroy.

- That is embarrassing. - I thought I tried throwing a rogue one in there. - Even if you had better answers than me, you would have lost for Kidleroy. - I wanted to throw a rogue one in. - Even if Linkin Park and Dishwater were wrong. - You said Kidleroy, I was just like, I love Kidleroy. - He's too new, isn't he, as well? - Favourite anime? - What was the answer? - You were correct. - You got all three? - Those three. - What was the third one? Eminem. - Yeah. - I had to try something different. - Yeah, you know, Kidleroy's a shout out. - Who?

or talia mar oh yeah no no she she knows that evan m's cold yeah yeah she don't she don't this marshall what about randolph oh come on john that joke's been made twice now and he's washed and i'm washed yeah yeah new song's fire though although i'm not sure if this week's is i made it favorite anime i'm just gonna whichever one you say i'm not gonna say my favorite anime i'm just gonna out of your two i'm gonna say who's better okay you i think you're the first then

It's currently 1-0, just so you know. This is a tough one because you go through phases where you'll watch one and be like, this is the best anime ever. And then you'll watch the next anime and be like, this is the best. Like you watched Haikyuu? Haikyuu. Is it Haikyuu? I thought it was Haikyuu. Is there a why? Sorry, are you trying to tell him how to pronounce his favourite show? Don't do this. Don't tell him, no. And you said that was one of your best, one of your favourites, but it's not. Attack on Titan, that's anyone Randolph knows. So I need to stay more quiet.

- All right, Nick, I'll tell you something after you answer. - Demon Slayer. - He's gone Demon Slayer, what have you got? - I'll go Haikyuu. - Okay, Demon Slayer wins. - Oh really? - Yeah. - Attack on Titan, whatever. - I'll probably go Attack on Titan. - Too obvious. - Yeah. - Too mainstream. - 'Cause it is better than any other ones. You might not enjoy it as much. - Haikyuu was never my favorite. It was just a lot better than I thought it was. - I was trying to think of that 'cause that's one of the recent ones I heard, but I thought it was called Yo-Kai. So I was gonna say Yo-Kai, and he said that he gave me Haikyuu. - I shouldn't have said anything. - Yeah, but if it was that, yeah.

- How many cars do I own? - Currently? - Yes. - Two. - Yeah, I'd say two. - Yeah, that's correct. - Yeah. - How many YouTube channels do I feature on? And in terms of how many do I, how many am I an active part of posting? - Yeah. Can I count my fingers as well? - Yeah. - Okay. - Like Chris MD's channel that I carry doesn't count. - No, it doesn't count. Or my channels. - Yes. - Well, or zero.

- Yeah. - 'Cause right now it's one or two. It's a draw right now, right? Yeah. - Two, one to Nick. - Yeah, yeah. - No. - I got the anime one. - Oh yeah, you did. - I'll keep that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've lost count, I'm just gonna gamble. - I've got it. It might be wrong, but I've run out of fingers. - Okay, I think I know the answer. - But also I feel like there's one that is kind of... - What are you gonna say? - So if you would answer first and I'll just get one above.

uh i'm gonna go if you get it wrong it doesn't i'm gonna go for 11 i went for 11 i actually thought 10 but i'll stick with 11 i counted eight okay i'll tell you what i've got in refer okay what's good yeah um sidemen yeah simon reacts yeah simon shorts didn't didn't think of that simon extra it has to count yeah i was thinking the april fools the april fools one okay we do inter mm7 yeah

Minimintor clips, Minimintor shorts. Okay. And then I was going to go for, oh, I've missed one. And then the one that can't say that you are. No. You're not allowing that. You've also got two of the names wrong, so I'm not accepting them. Oh, Minimintor extra is it now? Yeah. And even more Sidemen. What did I say? Sidemen extra. No. Oh, more Sidemen is what I missed off then.

- I'm saying- - Even more Sidemen. - Oh, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - They're both wrong. - Let's be honest, you did change Minimum Texture Shorts into Minimum Texture. - Yeah, but it's- - What was the answer? You said eight. - I think it's 10. - Well, it's 10, but if you don't count the one that no one knows about. - How many poos a day does Simon do? - You're a onesie. - Nah. - Two. - One, one in the morning. Wake up, do a poo. - Good job, good job.

You pee a lot? I do pee a lot. No, it depends. If I drink water, I pee a lot. Yeah, yeah, of course. What is my second favourite sport? Second favourite sport? Basketball. Yeah, basketball, you'll go in. I'm thinking about it. Give me a sec. What are you tasting? Prime. It tastes so good. Bite now. And if you're watching JJ, we'll take a percent. I actually don't even know. I'm going to go. Darts.

Okay, Nick gets the point. - Is it basketball? - Yeah. I would say so. I can't think of anything else I'd prefer. - I would say you like all sports, but you're not one that you actively like. You don't watch basketball. - I do when it's on. - You don't have any of their league pass. - I do. - Free though. I used to pay for it and they offered it for free and I was like, "Oh no, I have to pay for it." But then I forgot that next year. - Last one. What year was the Mini Minter channel created?

2011 2008 2009 oh it might have been maybe it was earlier it might have been 2006 by the way your channel was so early I know compared to like when you started posting I think we found this out before it was very early I'm sticking with 2008 now that you said 08 I'm thinking 09 is was I thinking of about yeah was I thinking of first video no my first video was 20

2008 oh well played thanks thanks we still lost yeah i mean to fair i don't think them questions really like they could have been better not not too offense to you john but i feel like like how many have a day i got them all from simon's old videos of brother bbs challenges that he was in

- Well done John. Brett's done it before. - I've got a quiz. - Oh. - I have a quiz. - Nick doesn't have a quiz. - I didn't create this title by the way, but this is the quiz of who is the most marvelous minter. - Okay. - That is literally what John called it. I'm not even joking.

- I couldn't think of things that write like- - Okay, so it's a riddle/intelligence test. - Okay. - And what's it called, Jon? - The show is called the 1%- - Don't show it. I'll show it. - Yeah, the show is called the 1%- - The 1%. - Basically, the percentages shown are the percentage of people in the UK that were able to answer these questions. - Okay. - And it goes all the way down to 1% of people. - And I can read them out, right? What the percentage is? - Yeah, and show the questions on the screen, 'cause some of them rely on the graphics.

- Well- - Does it show the answer or not? - Let him read it first. - Joel can screen record it, we'll screen record it for Joel. - Okay. - Yeah, it's better if they don't see it. Okay, so this is 40% when we're starting. So 40% of the UK population have answered this. - Okay. - Which word in the question below sounds like the odd one out? Okay, and the question is, why are you out?

Some of these need to be definitely read by the way. I was gonna say wait one of them rhymes. Yeah, so just scroll. We might need to see it. We kind of need to see it. That's fine. But it's like it just shows the next questions though. Oh can you just follow? Yeah. John you know what you should have done? You should have tabbed each question. I did but I thought it looked messy on the document. What do you mean look messy? What's more messy than seeing every question? They're not going to see it on here. Joel can rejig it. He can copy and paste these. So what's James doing now? I have no idea. I'm doing that so you just

- Nice. - Okay, smart, smart. - Which word in the question below sounds like the odd one out? - And also, he says you have to read it, but he says sounds. So like, Jon, make your mind up. - Which word in the question below? - I feel like now I'm just not involved. So I'll just sit and wait for the answer. - Represent it. - No, no, I've already asked the question. I'll just wait for the answer. - Which word in the question? - Tell me when you're ready, guys. - Out? - Jon, the answers are wrong.

What do you mean? Oh no, I read the wrong one. I would have probably just gone out. To be fair, it goes 90%, 80%, 70%, 60%, 50%. So I assumed after that would be 40. It now adds 45. It's throwing me off. I would have probably said out. Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Why are you out? You. Why are you? I'm going to ask the pressure for your finances. Okay, finances. You, you're going out. Okay, why? Sounds like the odd one out because they all sound like letters except out.

Oh yeah, that makes more sense. Yep. They, correct. Ding, ding, ding. Simon is the winner of this one. That's because I read it out loud. They all sound like letters other than out. Y is Y, R is R, U is U, but out is just out. That's the thing with this show. You have to read them. Yep.

Next one. That would actually be me out in the game as well, in the TV show. I would have to just sit there for the rest of it now. I'll read it before you drag it out, James. Okay. That keeps me involved. So this is 35%. Yeah. What five-letter animal appears in the following sentence? David... Siri's trying to get involved. Yeah, yeah. David likes to laze bravely amongst the shady trees in the safari park. Yeah, so you think we have to do that without seeing it. You nuts.

I still don't know why you said that, but I do know why I said that. Well, I'm going to play. You know the answer, don't you? No, I don't know yet. I've not clicked it yet. Yeah, got it. Can I say it? No, not yet. Oh, well, yeah, sorry. Wait, can I? No, no, no. Let him get an answer first and you'll say it. Should I write it down? No, I believe you. I trust you. Oh, I've got it. Yeah? Yeah. Black and white. Yeah. Zebra. Zebra. Zebra in the middle. Lays bravely. Zebra. Oh, nice. Yeah. I mean, I don't need to go down the answers, is it? Yeah. Well done.

- Woo, clip the clap down. - 35%. - We're so smart, Mint is on top. - Mint is on top, let's go, of me. - Do you want me to put a timer on by the way? 'Cause it's meant to be 30 seconds each time.

Yeah, but I can't do that. Let's let it roll. It's all about the entertainment of the viewer at the end of the day. It's not about our enjoyment. So 30% of the people out there know this one. If day one is January 1st, day 181 is June the 30th, and day 365 is December the 31st, etc., which one of the following days is in a different month to the others? Day 150, day 160, day 170, and you can read the answer. I'm a bad host. Next question.

Okay. Wait. Okay, yeah. I think I've got it. Same. I think it's C. I was not going for C. What were you going for? I was going for A. Because day 170 will be June 19th. Day 160 will be June 9th. Ah, you're smart. So A should be May 31st. Oh, okay.

Who's correct? Nick's correct. Yeah, A, if day 181 is the last day of June, then 170 and 160 days will be June, but day 150 will be the end of May. Nice. Let's go. I also checked... I was trying to do like January, February, March, April, May. I was like, that's one...

That's just 150. I literally did it. Yeah. I literally was like, 150? That is the fifth month. I know there are people out there in the viewing of the podcast that just like me have no fucking idea. Even now I've read the answer, I still don't understand what on earth it's all about. All right, what's the next one? Next one. This is 25%. There are 27 words in total.

In the lyrics shown here. But how many different words are there? And it's the song the wheels and the bus go round and round. So we can show it. This is where you want the 30 seconds. Yeah. It adds like 30. Oh, we haven't. Okay. Wait, how many different words? I'll give you three seconds after the timer goes, by the way. Hosts gift. Okay. I think I've got my answer. I think I've got my answer.

I would lock in nine. I'd lock in eight. Damn it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Long? Oh, ten. Yeah, ten. No. You said we went from eight to ten. Eleven. What? Okay, final answers, please. Eleven. And I went with nine. The answer is indeed ten. What? The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long.

Everything else is the same. I don't know what word it is. Oh, I got two these. That's why. Wait, you say that again? The wheels on the bus go round all... No, it's the wheels on the bus. The wheels on the bus go round and all day long. You said the twice. Yeah. I know I did.

I actually said the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. Which is weird because you would assume- But then the second time you went, "The wheels on the bus." But "the wheels on the bus." I'm just- Yeah, I am challenged, let's be honest. I'm the worst person to do this. Because if he said it without reading it, he would go, "Wheels on bus." Wheels on- wheels on t- bus. Okay, sure. Okay, a digital clock- sorry. A digital clock uses a maximum of seven lines per digit that can be used to create any time.

Fucking hate this. How many lines are lit at 10.05? Can you just show it? I'll see you, man. Oh, it's the timer again. How many lines are lit at 10.05 a.m.? Think I've got it? 19. 19, yeah. Did you go 166 the first two?

- What? - One in the first one. Six, six, and then yeah. - Two in the first one. - Sorry, two, yeah. - Was it right? - One more check in. What did you say? - 19. - Yeah, 19 is correct for both of you. - That was the easiest one so far, I think. - Yeah, I concur. - It's the pressure when you get to this stage in the game. - Yeah, true. - Like 30 seconds having to do it. - True. - I concur. Is someone keeping score? - That's the only one you got right. I mean, I don't think we were... - Okay, sure. - No one really cares. - Oh, so with your one, did you actually keep score?

- Did he win? - He did. But he was also, he was like five ahead. - Okay, okay. - Yeah. - Basically we would just want this for a good thumbnail and title of who's the smartest minter. - Yeah, no, no. But I feel like I also should have got three points to the artist one though. - Well, he got two. - Okay, we copied. - Oh my God. - So this is 20%. How many are left? - Four more. - Okay, okay. - I'll be quick, I'll be quick. - Let's go. - What word replaces the question mark in this sentence?

1 equals 3, 3 equals 5, 5 equals 4, 6 equals question mark and now read it. I was going to say that too. Just read them. Yeah. You got it. Yeah. This is one of those ones that's just... 3. 3. Minters are so smart, I'm telling you. Just because it alternates. No. No. Can you tell me why? Because the left side, it's how many letters are in the word. 1, 3, 5. Should we ask Randolph these questions? No.

three yeah you look like that's wrong uh next one if you take the heart if you take just the hearts and spades in a regular pack of 52 cards and shuffle them for 30 seconds what is the probability of having 14 red cards all next to each other next if you take sorry just the hearts and spades it's not i'm not it's not where i'm built

I'm quite smart believe it or not guys I just don't think before I speak to be fair when you say stuff to do with like AI or anything along those sorts of lines it blows my mind I'm like how's he figured out like oh I've just been playing these yeah everyone has their strengths yeah

yours is not mental by the way is Randolph's computer smart though I swear he's just he's always he goes I'm just going to quickly learn to do this on the computer I'm very skilled and he just knows it immediately I know by the way I've no idea so I know what I'm going to say if you take just a half of a space and a regular pack of 52 cards and shuffle them for 30 seconds what's the probability of having 14 red cards okay I'll just go for it I know what I'm going to say what half zero

It can't be zero. It might be 0.000000 something. Zero. What? So it's hearts and spades. He's been to more pub quizzes than you. Yeah. So there's only 13 reds. Yeah, he's correct. He's correct. Zero. There are only 13 red cards. You should take only the hearts and spades. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 10%. 5% is what are the next two numbers in this sequence?

Okay. You show it guys if you're on the actually if you're listening I'll read out 201 720 182 019 202 202

020-2120 I stuttered when it came to the numbers after 202 I should have said 020-2120 my head hurts so much right now the people listening on Spotify right now have just gone what I'm off put Joe Rogan on put the fellas on man

Fellas wouldn't have got a single question of this right? Just putting that one out there. Those like don't you know a brain cell? Yeah. I'm joking. 201. No, they might have got the 35 centre. I'm kind of lost in this one. Yeah, I don't know this one. Okay. John, you really have the answers. John, you might be the dumbest person I know. What are the next two numbers in this sequence? 212. No, I don't know. Oh, wow.

- This is one where like, yeah, John's seen the answers so he knows it's easy. - Yeah, it's always that. - I did all these. - Okay, the answer is guys. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not, no, yeah, it's not two, two, is it? Yeah. - Why is it two, two?

For those listening, I nodded. Because the third number and the fourth number is 17. Missed two, 18. Missed two, 19. Missed two, 20. Missed two, 20. That is correct. It's correct. Yeah. What now, John? Without spaces, it's 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020. Yeah. So...

- As soon as you say it, 17,000. - And the next one is the one percenter. The one percenter guys, this is for a million dollars. - Simon has to give me a million dollars if I win. - No Randolph. - No, I do. - This is if I win. - But I use a podcast account. - What if I win? - No. - What letter replaces the question mark in this sequence? So is this it again? Y-Y-H-L-Y question mark Y-T-R-R-Y.

I didn't stutter there. That was four R's. I will say that in... Can you roll the R's? Roll the R's. You're rolling R's is just a malfunction. Or your mum, sorry. Yeah, no, this one's... This is the 1% one, isn't it? Yeah. And it's also for a million dollars. I'm not sure what I'll find that from. That's JJ, I think. Oh, I've got it.

I've got it. Yeah? Text JJ. Okay. For the million dollars? Yeah, yeah. It'll cost me one blowjob, but I'm game. JJ owes me like six and a half thousand pounds, you know? Really? I beat him in a game of rock, paper, scissors for the winnings of his bet at Arsenal. Which one? This was Arsenal-Leeds. At Leeds? No, at Arsenal. Okay, I was going to say the one at Leeds. He won a bet and left his betting slip. How much?

I don't want to say. A few grand. This was at Arsenal and I think he put it to be 4-1 and it was 4-1 or 3-1 when it was 3-1. And he was afterwards, he was obviously really happy. And I said, oh, rock, paper, scissors. Winner gets to keep the winnings. And he was like, nah, nah, man. Obviously Simon was there and Simon loves rock, paper, scissors. Loves seeing JJ in pain. Went, yeah, let's go for it. And managed to sort of cajole him into it.

and i beat him wow and uh and then i said oh don't worry about it all right well there you go but i do i do think back and think if i had said no here's my paypal yeah do you reckon he would have yeah but he might have not acted for it yeah yeah yeah you don't want to be on his bad side as well prime makes people disappear yeah yeah and the reason why you do want to be on his good side it's not because he's a nice person or he's a good friend is because he owns prime

uh by the way i have no idea about this okay just guess nick uh l oh that's it he's correct why is it explain your workings out january february march april may june july august that's what i was looking for when there's 12 things the last letter oh january december november october august james

- Well, you had it. - No, I was just proving it. You're just naming the month. - Do you reckon you guys would be the winners if there was a podcast quiz? - Oh yeah, just 'cause he's on it. - No, no, yeah, oh yeah. - And you, and you, and you. - No, no, no, and you, like you two. If it was like you two versus the fellas versus-- - If it was a full team, like we can have us.

Yeah. Versus, you know, like fellas plus behind the scenes. I think we win. Yeah. To be fair, that probably sees challenge as well. Pitch side. Probably saying, got the minerals. Uh,

I think pitch side, unless there's a sports round. Reeve seems to be good at his stuff, you know. He is. He is. But Theo will just say straight away, Theo will go, that's Jay. And he'll go, I know it's Jay. And then he'll be wrong. Theo's my, after Randolph, my favourite guest on your game shows that you do. I find him. Yeah, I know.

I find him absolutely amazing on those. Theo is. I think he's so funny. He is great. He had so much. And when he's with Danny Aarons as well. You, Danny Aarons and Theo is a chaos team. I disagree. I'm not on that list. No, the three of you is a chaos. No, no. You three as a team. No, no. Okay. If you're on that list, it's a team of two.

True, yeah. But I'm not, compared to those two, I'm just a, you know. What would the dream teams be if you could, if every YouTuber you asked said yes? Well, PewDiePie, KSI. Nah. No, not for clickbait reasons, like for fun. Which would be the most fun? I would have, I don't know what, I don't want to say this because then the people that I invite. It's when you get none of those six in the next one. The people that I do invite that are on the list, the other ones are like, so you can get this person.

- I don't wanna answer that. I think Chip and Theo are both very good. Like they have that chemistry. - Chip was really good in the last one. - I'd love to get JJ on one. I'd love to get Lux on one. - I think he'd be good. He's been on the early one, wasn't he? - Yeah. - First or second. - Yeah, and I'd love to get Freezy on one as well. - I think Freezy, yeah. - He said he's down. It's just the last time I asked him a date, he was in Japan, I think. - Well, he's busy, isn't he? There's a lot of stuff, you know? My problem is that I'm not busy.

Does that make sense? - It's not a problem. - I think when you're more accessible, people think you're a loser. So like, "Are you free for the Simon video?" "No, actually, no, I'm in Singapore." - To be fair, when you're more free, people that do big shoots don't bring you to the big shoots because they're like, "I know he'll do the small shoot." - Yeah, yeah, but I'm only in shit Simon videos. - No, bro, go through with it. - No, we know this, we know. We don't need to do this to him. Don't do this. - I think you're a good guess. - Did he spell weird wrong? - Yeah, he, no.

You always think is when you're in them though, you get a lot of comments. Like you do dominate the comments in a Sidemen video. Like the hide and seek one where you gave a motivational speech. Or the, what do you call it, the cube. Nah, but this is what happens. Someone comments saying, oh, I love Randy, I wish he was in a Sidemen. Then you get about 1,200 comments below saying, nah, I fucking hate him. And then it gets more likes than the actual one that was in the first place. But no, listen, I'm just there to support my friends.

It's not about who's the funniest, it's about who's available and that's me. - That's sad. - Yeah. And also technically, I'm like, I'm also like live three hours away now. - You're the furthest away. - I'm the furthest away. - Most used guest. - Yeah. But no, it's not about saying yes, it's about saying no, and I don't do that. Well, to wrap the podcast up, what would be your final words to Simon?

As a non-married man? No, no, he's going to die. I'm dying. Oh, wow. Sorry, he's ill. Help, Nick! I'm on the edge of a cliff! I'm about to die! Simon's falling off the edge of a cliff, right? And so's your mum. Sorry. I had a limited amount of time to pick my phone and I had to go for your mum. You know when intrusive thoughts win. Yeah. I might have never won, believe it or not.

What? My intrusive thoughts have never won yet. That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. Actually, no. Actually, with jokes, my intrusive thoughts always win. But I'm yet to drive into the middle of the road on the motorway. So just praying. He's going to drive a Tesla, so it goes... True. So true. Corrective driving. So true. Yeah. No, but seriously, last words? That's a really deep question. I don't... See you. Yeah, give him one of his old school YouTube. See you.

Maybe I'll quit Lion King, long live the king.

Just push him off. That would be pretty badass. I would respect it, you know. That would be badass. I'd die. I'd be like... Yeah. That's unoriginal though because that like... No, that's really... That's originally... Unoriginal. It's unoriginally original. No, because the most famous example of someone falling off a cliff by being held on is Lion King. So you're quoting the literal only other thing you know. Yeah. So that's original. But no one else would think he's going to, you know... No one would think he's going to say...

Long live the king. And throw his brother off the cliff. The king.

The most unoriginal thing you could do is just help me out. Oh, I see what you're saying. Maybe I am actually like a psychopath. Because I think that's boring. What would you say? No, no, I'd say... You'd say this is Sparta and kick me. No, I'd say, what's your password? What's your YouTube password? Get a quick face ID. Smile, smile. No, I'd say, fuck me, you're heavy. You're skinny, but heavy as fuck, damn.

What? That would be a really bad last words. The last memory I have is like, is you just saying you're heavy. No, because I'm like trying to help you up. And then I fall. Yeah, because I'm like, I can't actually do this. And then I'm heavy, I'm dead. Yeah, you're heavy and dead. So I've gone out thinking I'm fat. At least this one I've had a little chuckle on the way down. Long list again. To be fair, I would piss myself. I'd be like, on the floor, I'd be like, oh, it's funny because he's actually, he's my brother. I'd be like, ah.

Or if you're on the fool being like, why do I know that? Where's he said that from? Where is he said that from? He would know it's his favourite film. Yeah, he would. It's my favourite film as well. Get your own favourite film, guys. I liked it first. He was only one year old. Yeah. 1994. So it's been more of my life than his.

- That's just not similar. - You know what I look like? Can you, this is a case. - What are the others? - Okay, go on then. - Lion King characters, is that number one? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - So Josh is Mufasa. - Are these all side men? - The seven side men. - Because I wanna guess who he is. - Let me say this now, let me say this now. Do you remember Josh looking like that though? - No. - Yes. - I lived with him. - I know, but I saw him sometimes as well. - But we, yeah. - That is a bad photo though. - I feel he was never actually like that in real life. Maybe 'cause it was gradual. - There's no way that I am not Timon.

- Yeah, you're Timon. - Ethan's Pumbaa. - No, Ethan, no. - I think JJ might be Pumbaa. - No, JJ is gonna be the laughing hyena. - Am I in this? If I'm in it? Simba? - Yeah, that's a bad one. - I've chosen one to be fair. - Yeah, he did. I've commented on it. - Sorry. - Yeah. - Harry will be the- - And he's the main character. - Nala. - Oh. - Because of Simba. Nala's peng though.

oh yeah i think harry will be um rafiki harry will be rafiki okay yeah well this seems right yeah i can't lie yeah let's move on no i have you are it's my name oh timon timon that's weird right okay yeah yeah yeah

Alright, Weller is Zazu. Okay. The Laughing Hyena is a Ricegum Bryce Hall and Alex Wasabi. Is that the last one or is there one more in it? I thought you were reading the wrong way around. I was like, that's Ricegum, bro. One more. That's actually a compliment to him. I'd rather be Scar out of everyone. He's so cool. He is pretty cool. His name backwards is cool as well. Rax. I make Rax.

Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. Thank you very much. Click the link for our sponsor. Click the link for M7 Education. Oh, crap. Yeah. Click the link for the sponsor first. Then that. Thanks. I'm joking. I'm sorry. Thanks for coming on again. Thanks for having me. Yeah. I'll be back in a couple of years. I'll watch every podcast still there. Don't worry. Yeah. Thanks. We'll have more to talk to you about next time. Yeah, we will. We'll talk less about Randolph. I'm actually sorry. Should I make the title?

about Randolph as well. I don't get views anymore. I could put him in all three sections as well. Just put his face on our faces. That's a 10 out of 10. Well, there you guys are watching. Sorry, guys. Thanks, Nick, for coming on. And we'll see you guys next week. Sorry. He normally claps from behind the PC, but yeah.