#2158 - Harland Williams
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The joe rogan experience.

I think i'm done for thirty years.

Crazy thirty one is really, yeah, remember the day we met great basin romans on milrose? Really yeah.

Do we meet a basin basin roman?

I got one of those memories, like the girl from taxi got a min chocolate chip, double scoop and peut butter and chocolate.

Thank you.

Making up you .

up up if you .

say you got .

a memory like the lady from taxi .

even remember.

That lady got a crazy memory. He does, he can tell you, like, dates in one hundred and seventy two.

what day IT was do I bumped a sushi joint once? And SHE reenacted the, I lost my virginity. So unbelievable. Wow.

remembered he .

was her. SHE put my Cherry .

is hot by day.

SHE draw my taxi. Yeah, he acted your .

deepole way.

What's in a mario u.

retina? no. What is that close?

Marylou iris .

caronia .

mariee coria.

where was your name? And eg, that was her name.

But that's the death check.

Yeah, that's the one that everybody out of time was really good at acting.

But SHE did one an .

Oscar and SHE maru hand. Yeah.

he did the time on commercial stitching. And who Better to doom than a tumbler .

they get guys to do him now, yes, a new world. Yeah, yeah, he is back in the David choose on tax issues. But you can't ever lie to her.

Yeah, he knows everything you didn't.

If I didn't say that, like not only you say that you were wearing this yeah .

SHE just knows at all yeah I believe below that's probably .

a real issue and relationships you can never argue with her about who is right?

He remembers IT yeah.

party percent you're you're got a fog s bult Normal humans. Like, how good? Ds, you, your memory, my memories not .

they're good, baby, she's an elephant. I think .

their memories are good.

They say they are yeah.

but like shit that you would remember too, right?

Like often you watching news, nature shows and you see like elephants wander around aimlessly and you know they're for their car because they can remember where they park. idiots.

Elephants could drive that be a real problem. How big with their fucking and Carry how big with roads have to be. If anybody else, any other animals, start developing electronics, I think we just kill him yeah with the fucker you doing over there, like we wouldn't be cool. Chimps fasten their own weapons if these are making guns. If chip starts smelting iron and figure out ballistics s he said, chips on the range.

Yeah.

you. Hey, hey, hey.

Only us. yeah. This is what plan, the apis all about. They involved, to the point.

wasn't the new one, like experiments? Wasn't IT like some kind of experiments do, like back in the day, was like a time machine thing, like they went right, like the really old ones, the first time machine. And you go forward in time and you realize, like, oh my god, that apes are now humans.

and yeah, they landed so far in the future of earth. You know, who wrote .

that one?

Rod serling .

ink edes after the twilight ones like, good, no production value, no money for special facts. Incredible show.

That's what I was part of their charm. But the music, everything work. And if you look at a lot of modern day movies, they were predicated on those old shows like chucky.

There's an old the episode with telly savalas as talky tina, hi, i'm talky tina and i'm going to kill you. This was a doll, remember fast foreign, a shocky that dominated redheaded, freak faced freak at that. He has tarka tina.

He was to serve. Man.

yeah. And then july child walks out of the UFO, yeah, you know, everybody, we're going to serve your children.

What did the aliens look like on to serve? Man, very bizarre.

Yeah, I had giant bobbs hair.

Yeah, they looked .

like her and monster without the hair.

Well, how about this? Fuck .

and make up?

See everything associated like you Better than a high school musical.

Speak in a human cookies. X, I have a boy who just had a kid, and he told me him in his wife made plascencia smoothies and i'm sitting near gone. What if you love them? What if you love the taste your own kid? And one day you will, Billy, at the park. And you just look at at them and you like, know you start licking your lips like he sure to taste good and then cannibal ism, you eat your own kid.

I don't think it's actually eating your own good, I think is eating the nutrient that provide nourishment to the kid bolts in the warm? It's not you're not eating the kid. The kid is separate from the percent is yeah, the kid is natural.

H, I thought I was covered like, want to gaz le drops its baby on the callahan and IT like a little that that film of IT is about a that's just like a past to sauce, just like carbon ara.

I think that is present, right? I mean, you probably must be.

So isn't that what human kids have.

not the kid itself? It's the nutrient that the kid was consuming while there in the, I believe obviously not a doctor like one going drop. They eat to drop boy have vulnerable they when they're given birth yeah and half of those kids gets snatched up a media and some cats or wild dogs or something come run over and still your baby and that's Carry that thing around its side to you for month you love IT more than anything in life theyll protect IT like obviously they have like this same in connection with that baby and then he gets snatched away by a cat .

IT literally doesn't get its first bleed out like IT IT lifts its that there and then bang.

That's one of things that people have to be very aware about north america. But bears, what bears are doing to deer and moose, the same thing like half of like, if you really love deer and moose and elk, half of those animals babies got eaten by bears ah they like half of the babies that come out.

Half have yeah like you in it's a good thing in a good ecosystem how the heart yeah well just is not even just to call the heart is just to that's how that's what they're therefore like. It's a system. We look at IT like it's this beautiful thing because that is beautiful.

You see these animals in the wild and nature. But what IT is is a system. It's like a mathematical system. numbers.

And the mount predators is based on the mount pray and amount babies they have and they want of babies that survive. And you animals that have less babies don't survive as well. Animals that are bigger fight off the wolves Better. It's like there's a whole system.

the whole system, and a trickle les down rate to the vegetation and the ecossais. Like if they remove the wolves, then the alc and Carry herds expand and they start eating all the growth of the river banks, causing erosion, the river flat now IT. So so you have to have those predators. I'm glad they written half an omen if they're listening.

eat three quarter ers. If they were no, they would be overrun by by deer in I can you like you have a situation where you have like a new zealand and where they have to fly over the hills and just gunn them .

down booth in new zealand.

new zealand, wild place, literally. But it's beautiful, so beautiful. But they got there in, I get to seventeen hundred or something like that hundred. And these european and settings, these european explores, like, this place is so beautiful. But that does have many things for us to kill.

Why do we bring in a bunch of wild animals from europe that we like to kill? And so they turned them until, like a wild games safari park for hunting. So there's all these animals, like tags and all these different kinds of dear, all these animals are not supposed to be in new zeal everywhere this overwhelm. Like if you buy elk, if you go go to a restaurant and you buy tender light, most likely that elk is coming from new zealand.

No, yeah there's alza a lot .

of alkenes ealing and it's probably they probably IT allow to tag ilk to I don't think they I don't. That's a good question. No, there is so similar.

There's such a similar animal, how we taste exactly the same. The alcove, a cool sound, but stacks ever really cool. Stacks sound like a lion if you heard a stag .

war yeah it's really fucking cool and that when they made the the the male ex do that whistle up you know that not like us, they're .

playing up a big.

What a weird noise they are.

Because as peas growing up and then.

well, yeah they jez all over themselves.

how i've seen an help do .

what they just pss all over themselves while they are screaming, they are screaming, you're were L R core. Give me an an l bugle. L bugle, I think, is the cool sound .

in the world on me .

but if you didn't know, if you didn't know if you were in the dark and you're in the in camping bugle and you don't know what that was, you think, oh, my monsters out.

Yeah, there IT is.

Couldn't you imagine .

that be a monster there? It's sort of like an instrument.

Imagine of his dark out here that. Fuck it's demons.

Yeah, that's the kind of hunting and scary that's the and then they go into the the lie, the big cats go into a flame. You know this, I ran into problems with girlfriends because of this. It's like when the female lions and the leverage they get ripe, you know, I mean, ready to party.

let's go.

The lions and the cheaters, and that they do this thing where they smell the female center, 那个 they do this thing where they they curl their lip up。 Yeah, and it's like a sexual thing. king. That for summary I S and I don't know why, but I do that when about they get into some love make .

and you do little about that and you like embody the lion I don't know.

I just have the and and that they never stick around yeah fleming response .

takes place when one line of either sex sniff or smell the urine of another chemicals and hormones contained the euro a list at the flem on response. Usually after smelling the euro patch on the ground or vegetation the cat is doing, the smelling will lift its his or her head and hold their .

lips back in a strong grima no, and I got I got to start state girls that wipe, I guess, because things that you isn't look .

at at that right before you fucked and closes down in your neck, go, oh yeah, i'm not anyone of this. There is fucking no escape. There's no hipper escape.

There's no judge to move. There's no poke in the eye. That's rap.

It's a rap. Look at the mouth. That is a rap, a rapidly rap.

I had a moment, when is on safe in africa? Where is the only time in my life I started shaking? We we were on a private landrover.

We came up on two male lions and had just made a kill where literally, probably, i'd say, twenty five feet from them. And one of them got up and more in the open landrover, right, with no, no protection, no windows. So we got the guy driven from our camp.

And this thing, one of them got up, walked a half way to us and just did that, that burning stare with its golden eyes. Oh my god. And I was hold of the my hand, because is one of a few times of my life I felt like I was in deaths door, like that line could have been army in two seconds. And IT was terrifying, but exhilarating at the same time.

Know that the lions won't jump into the the cab and pull people out.

They get acclimated to these kind of clunk y things. And look, I please me. I know nature unpredictable .

you to well.

I said them, our driver, he was parked in front of dump, I said, I said him as a dude, I know you do this everyday. Get away from the stump. We need of an exit strategy. No move from the stop because nature, you don't know when nature .

is gonna do no, I was going to be an open yeah and beautiful but I didn't .

know we were going to come up on two that were in the middle of eating a wild beast and be the only ones there and like twenty five feet away. And one of them was going to shorten the distance by half.

God was this before, after the lady from game thrones, who was the video editor, she's one of the video editors of game from SHE.

got pulled out of a car by all he did. They go there. Is your answer that can happen?

I think was a different situation. Now think they were accumulated the OpenAIr o nes, because in this one, cars and SHE rolled her window down to reach out to take a picture, and the catch is snatched her.

Yeah, yeah. It's like a toy.

I mean, you're basically roll A P, C. Yarn if you see if a cat is the thing that he couldn't get. But now we can get IT yeah their instinct is just to get IT yeah even if they never would do that. The windows are rolled down from the beginning the moment they see you peak out ah like you're basically like.

yeah this is a .

video .

of IT because how .

what happened? Oh god, that's so horrible. Man, oh my god, look out big.

That thing. You imagine that point. You are a fucking car. Oh my god.

So I was in to the on, and I was doing a gig like on one side of florida and hand IT cross over to the other side, well, and in between when you walk. No, no, no. That here's where got plucky, right? I work right, right?

So I had time to kill. So I looked on the thing halfway across. There's a lions safari where you can drive through, right?

And you drew to convert?

no. So I pulled up and they said, sera can go through the convertible, but for ten extra dollars will rent to one of our little jungers. And the junkers were painted like a zebra because there was a lion park.

So they painted them with stripe. IT was like a pizza crap that was just meant to go through the two mile park and out. So it's like a million degrees.

It's florida. It's tuesday on IT. That one in the afternoon.

No one's there because i'm cut in across the country. This is like a weak in place. They put me in this Z B mobile.

I'm all alone in this park. I get rate in the middle of the lion thing. There's like sixty lions.

The car comes out three hundred degrees. No ac because it's an old junk. Er and I just got sixty nine, just go on z bra and i've just sit there. No one's common dad sit in the I SAT there for .

about fifteen twenty .

minutes till they came and I got to crack the window because it's like a like a dog a walmart parking lot and I was and I sitting on I am A Z bra, i'm city.

i'm a zee of the exposure or by getting pulled .

by a pride alliance because I mean, there gay if it's a pride alliance.

by the way, no pride doesn't always gay.

Look.

didn't used to be gay. Used to be like.

you're proud of something. Hair fluff.

pretty in the body.

lions. Gay pride?

Not good.

Wait.

what do we? No, no, it's in the vivo. It's one of the scenes.

what? pride? Yeah, oh yeah. One of the, yes, there six. Like.

so why would you make a thing that is like, I have american pride. I love america. I do have american pride.

I'm a patria. I think this is an amazing place. Uh, so I have pride. So does that mean i'm gay or does that mean i'm singing?

Um well, if it's just the verb you're just .

and it's like what flexible word if you trying to learn american english, like how we use things, like I just english and you spoke another language that was more logical, you think what fuck why do you have .

different words ah .

why you have the same word that means .

such a different thing like the word rose doesn't there are like seven different meetings for the word .

rose rose up cause I think a rose corn yeah. Yeah, rose the boat. yeah. Oh, my god, there's so many. Yes.

that's so stupid. Well, there's two there. There's R O S C and R W.

many new pronounce sounds every day.

Yeah, he couldn't called rose of corn like clock .

of corn and something that that doesn't make me fucked and confused, especially if I learned in the language like, I speak portuguese. Yeah, hold on, my friend. This is the same word I quit the foot.

Ky, saying, what a guy, you need so much context to be able to like, figure. I think english is supposed to be one of the most difficult languages to learn. I think russians very hard. Chinese, very hard and very hard manage.

Though you said .

mandrin like chinese, well, god, imagine like you can speak IT, but you can read IT to write IT because that happens with a lot of asian languages. Like to learn japanese, it's like speaking japanese is hard. But now you have to learn how to read IT and write IT like that extra hard.

I got a story for you about that a little later in japanese, vietnam. Ze sort of had to.

Were you in now?

Possibly I did two tours in norm and I got ta say sun quest bus lines.

the best .

air condition buses.

the two tours yeah .

right right.

To very different. Meaning if you're talking about vietnam in one hundred and sixty seven.

huge, different, big down. And I found out, do you mind if I just dip into, I brought a little something I have to do about every twenty minutes. I do apologize. What is that? I have to have an eating thing I have to do.

really?

You mind?

No, no, not at all. No, what is your eating thing.

我们 问问。 I .

have a tape .

form for you. Yeah, like a about almost four feet. Have you around one?

You really do? Yeah, I ever know. What do you know? I don't know if I should feel bad or stop mocking you.

Well, you can do whatever.

I don't know what going to feel bad if it's true. You have a real tape.

M I do what? How do you get IT you think I was in the galapagos islands recently and um we they have A A A A road in over there called the bermuda rat. And it's not it's not a documented species. It's it's the local jargon. Everything evolves in, as you know, through dark when everything evolved over in the glp gos, the tour, this is everything is a unique place where evolution took place.

And I guess this rap became a bit a longer ted with spine and so they call IT the came off originally off a remote like uh transport ship or something, right? And so they eat IT over there. When I ate the the empty and I got a parasite that let do a tape form and she's about a four voter.

What do they do to get out?

Get IT out? Well, did they have pills? But this is, I don't even know if I should talk about this, but like a little odd, I got attached to the little fellow.

are you like amit?

Well, you know, we hear others talk about, you know, women and men, and men can have babies tell, and men they .

can have.

well, let's just say, I have something living inside me and I saw that to like IT. I sort of like sometimes I can feel that moving around, sometimes i'll put a piece of cheese in the bed at night and it'll come out. I feel like have a tail.

And so what I have to do is, after, eat celery. Well, what IT does IT react to the vibration of sound. And salaries canada, the best kind of crunch and kind of settles the guy down. Just I just need to take a couple .

of bites okah.

非常 of life。 This is about .

every twenty minutes for the .

table room. Yeah, settles them down.

I think you got to a bad doctor think you're getting bad at I.

No, I just mean for me, for you, this is just like a self medicating.

think they can get rid those things.

No, what i'm saying, i've grown attached to the problem. To me, it's .

probably like, you know, I have a force labor.

but I like the matter. Yeah.

but you can keep a baby inside you forever. The whole idea the baby gets born .

and then IT goes out. Hold on, doctors back. These suckers can drop a thirty feet long minds of four voter.

Can they really get that big? How do they know bigger this?

Will they do an MRI or something? Well, they did. We do an ultrasound and they .

could see the table. Do you have picture that?

I don't have a picture handy.

I have a picture on your own.

My kid of little demetri.

yeah, seems I could be really sad if you have a big room.

I got ta bring one in when I come back next week, I bring one in. Tape .

worms, or sisters could range and liked one meter up to fifty feet, fifty feet to fifteen metres. The length wife of tape worms can vary depending upon the species. wow. Um port b fish tape worms and grow to be fifteen .

to thirty five mute ill rats. Yeah, do they have .

that there have that rat taste?

You know what kind of good that they season IT up with the gala seasoning and kind like black and cat fish, but it's like a lago seasoning season.

All those people live there, probably of table.

I don't know if they have a, but I should got IT.

They have to have IT. If you got IT, that must mean everybody has IT.

unbelievable.

There's places the world that like especially like tropical places for most people have some kind of parasite just becomes a part of like your body. You you now exist with that thing in you forever. You know.

have you ever had a tape or?

No, I ve ve not. You want one. No, thanks.

What is the worst thing you've ever had? Like, the worst. weird.

almost. Staff infection.

In no way how many .

people on your staff IT was a small business. Wow, yeah, well, yeah, just one employee.

What's a staff infection? It's a.

it's an infection that you get on your skin and .

like a bacteria infection.

exactly. It's really common in jujitsu. And a lot of people get that they don't recognize that are we actually had IT and are he didn't know he had IT until I pointed IT out and we got him to the hospital right away and I were playing a pool and he was limping on like why you and because I got a spider bite and I go, let me see IT and he pulls his pants up in his knee.

He has this swolen like panel on his nee in the part of the I go due you have a staff infection, I would got to get to the hospital right now. He was so serious. So yeah, it's lethal. Yeah, people die if you get systemic, if staff infection is get systemic, if your body becomes step tic, like you could die. Ah people died from staff and happens all the time.

Yeah, people get in in hospitals.

A lot don't yes. And unfortunately, in hospitals they get something called mercy and mercs, medication resistance, staff infection.

A lot of black gospel singers get data here.

Mercy.

mercy, i'm sorry.

What we say, did you say? Did you say something I thought I about number of yeah and .

how many people a .

year die from staff infections? I think it's a big number. wow.

I know quite a few people that been deadly ill from stafford sections had to go to the hospital and get their legs cut open and get their legs drained. It's a horrible, horrible thing to watch. I get each holes in people .

you've watched staff infection surgeries. No, no, no.

I i've seen online two thousand seventy in the center of disease control prevention reported that almost twenty thousand people in united states died from bloodstream infections caused by staff. That's two thousand and seventeen, and he killed twenty thousand people. Yes, so that's the worst thing of that for sure.

How long did the last?

Didn't didn't last very long. As I got IT, I got reluctation Y I call a quite. I was at the airport, my friend tate, and I had little pipes on my cafe. And egos, egos, hey, what is that in your car for your own? And he was, didn't think that staff, I got really, he was the age, get to looked at. So immediately I went to durmot logic and he like, yeah, that looks like staff and he put me in an antibiotics before they even get the results of the test back.

He put you on .

and not your .

cow caf cafe .

like leg part, your leg, that one you really went out there with that one. That's the worst thing you ever do.

You really have a taper I .

do for real. Yes, please.

And what they have you that you can't get, they, all they do is kill IT IT lives that can live in your system.

They told me for your whole life, right? Yeah, we ever seen bears. They haven't .

like sticking out other garden. Oh yes, they're like, there's like, cute. They put a praying mantis and water and that based must not have been prayed enough because it's got a tape m longer .

than dolly parton asham, ms. Trick grasshoppers and .

the drowning .

themselves.

What grab I would never put cut on your table well off, I don't want to meet to get upset .

you need to reaching your house and pulled .

to me out wall.

You need like like with your shoulder down the ground. Ask up here. Just get in. Get in there.

Joseph, and give birth. Joseph, down, down. Ever turtle .

on you?

Yes, I, that's why I call him to meet. One night I put out a piece of the cheese, the greek stuff. Anyone nuts came out, came out.

You ever to seen a burmese python? Yes, I had a lady friend over, and I guess little to me. I got jealous.

And I I woke up. All I heard. I look over. He was, yeah, unbelievable.

How are you playing?

spooning?

Like, where's your face? Is IT like why we are asked.

Well, we spoon upside .

down and .

he uses my nose like a bicycle rack. You have to come up.

Yeah, it's not pretty, but it's my boy.

How long is going to take kill him?

I don't want to to kill him.

This is why i'm not. But overall, how long is going to kill IT?

Well, once you take those pills, you can kill IT like within about three days and you .

not taking the pills.

No, i'm telling you a guy, you know, I feel like I have a boy inside me like a child.

okay. Well.

good luck with that. Thank you.

If you see, I want to see photo of those bears, the bears that have IT. It's so disgusting. IT looks like like enormous spaetzle.

You ever attacked ed by a bear? No, i'm pear.

Well, you'd look at that.

There are .

survivors. And as all how crazy wall looks .

like you just got married. You should put ten cans on the end of those.

He just hopes someone steps on IT so could pull IT out of his house.

Yeah, looks like he was parachuted ting and and he landed and he dragged the parachute.

I mean.

how wow is so?

Mean, their whole body is just a disgusting mess.

yeah.

Like when you eat bears, U E bear having bear gris.

black bear, polar black bear, black bear, not gris.

No, i've never.

What's what's Y G blackbear hundred? Them, yeah, yeah. They have to. But I heard this kind of a musky kind .

IT really depends on what they've been eating. But most unfortunately, most of those bears are probably eating caves, moose calves and fones. Dear fones.

they take a good black bears are kind of like goals that only just about anything a lot.

do you know? Then the early days, the pioneers, you steep bear and the'd use, dear for skin, just use deer skins. They just use the hide from deer. They were eating bear, please care more than anything, right? right?

Well, maybe there was a reason for that because the was a threat to them. So maybe it's like, let's kill the thing that could kill our cattle or kill our children, and let's eat that versus the dow. Sil, this is just a theory.

I just not a good theory that make sense. You definitely want to kill. The thing is killing your food. And if you could eat IT to all the Better. And apparently they thought IT tasted the most.

like beef, where is like vana different as ones?

yeah. So they ate a lot of bear.

Black, black bears are dangerous. But grizzly, the one you got to be careful about.

dangerous. Man.

there are bears. I don't know if, can I, can I share something with you, please? do.

I'm a blueberry nut. Like, I like, I like, like blueberry when blueberry season hits in early spring. I'm not about that to me.

You feel about that.

Well, do you like celery? Give them barriers. Dare you make fun of my boy joe?

Anyway.

blue is so a, this was about seven years ago. I up on a hill and bang out in canada, the rocky mountains. Grace, you know, Grace and IT, a user.

Gn, from child childie. bang. Bang, remember a caracoles parts. He was the father to dig van dike, and he used this line where he's singing, he goes, he's doing a song and chilly today, banging bang. And he doesn't.

A library goes, and the bear came a low open over the mountain, and i'm sitting there picking blueberries. And this baymouth comes flying over the hill. So I was a Green, but was agree as, and when they attack, they roll you, they roll and claw. And I ve never done this, but.

You are such a door for me.

What you. 喂。

你 就 再也 不要 放开 他 去， so that that this is .

not easy for me to talk about. The bear came a little up and over the mountain, and that tattoo belongs .

to a mechanic in idaho. D, you need to give IT back them.

跳。

And again, what is in the .

back and over the mountain?

我， is that the long as anyone has ever gone for a gag, that that is yes, the further than anyone's ever gone, you actually get a tattoo on your chest.

Well, hanging on guy, i'm trying to tell you I got attacked by a Grace.

因为我 没有。

Oh, my god. The Price of bear hurt to and salary and you .

know what I did, I did to think i've vented to called the the jelli role because i'm in the blueberries, the only way to evade the grass, I roll down the hill, he's ripped my chest, rake down the hill into a the bounce in like moses is teeth.

You making jelly .

as you roll through through and this bear was just a fatal, just stood there look like forest gump with a chinese .

dildo utils as 哼。

Now mountain line, on the other hand, can I share some with you?

This is involved in the jet too.

Well, now, the mountain line.

What the fuck .

is that .

he does? Did you do those? He fucking s wrong with .

the mount line. And cripes, he diggs in with this clause. what? What is wrong with you? And a guy have adventure story is in nature.

Yeah, that those, that makeup artist, whoever did that, they look from the twilight. Same person, the same person. Didn't that aliens had fell? You're healing by the power .

of jesus.

You're healing. Yeah, you.

But here's where I talk to you earlier about learning Mandarin. Here's the difference between the evolution of nature, mamas, critters and human beings. Cut to about eight years ago, meana the machines.

I river and there's a White water like you won't believe little vietnamese boy can give me long. wow. Frank's on his face.

Unbelievable tips, okay, bears, wild cats. They just scratch the ingenuity, the intelligence of the human. I just been grab little kimmy long. wow. He starts scratching me.

Can I show you something this? Is kid, scratch the ship out of my and even in a panic state, i'd learn Mandarin. This is towards the night before Christmas.

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king .

long. wow. He had Frank's on his face that looked like di partner serving apple cobbler. If he joined them.

his vietnam's .

boy I wit of .

from that that was so where?

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of an american G I.

I don't know, but just unbelievable kid to see a little bit mese boy with freak's.

You don't get that. How many american like that was always a thing like those chuck north action movies, remember, like missing an action? yeah.

There was always about guys. They were still stuck over there. We had to go, and we kind of forgot about that.

Are those that guys that inspired you, like north.

like when you a kid did you sneak .

into the movies? I went to the movies .

and there was on television too, and I was a ID. The first Bruce movie I was, was on television. Couldn't believe IT.

Like, hasn't saying how's you doing that? But like those missing in action movies was all about missing P O W. And then we always talk that was always a thing that, like the P O W from vietnam, I got left behind, yes.

And like chuck nars, going to go back and get them and sit and free. yeah. How many pows get left behind the view? Because that's of an real thing.

And now was a bulls shit war. But people went over them. They left them there.

John mrem home was.

yeah, he was prisoner for years. He, he showed his raw fuck up.

Yeah, he coughlan put his arms down like he was. I remember I went on a roller coaster with the month, and at the end of IT was like, guy done and he was still.

that's how crazy trump ers trumpton mp me to fun of him getting caught.

Yeah, no, he trump s that? Well, I like guys that didn't get caught of.

are you say you are going to run away? You run away. Would you be .

yeah if .

you're his enemy he doesn't give a fuck. It'll say anything .

you're secured. You are still .

red even if he doesn't any sense say, guys don't how can you fuck and say that about a war hero? Just is Christ that's .

true wall crazy .

but he's my enemy.

Fucking no, no. Holds part battle mode.

How many american soldiers got left behind the am I trying to find? And this is, by the way, you didn't not going to tell you the real number, right? They're not now.

They didn't tell you why we're going into the war in the first place. I'm sure that the even the death count is probably disputed. Who knows?

Have you ever romanticized being in combat like that even though it's the death zone of you ever like because you're a hunter, you're skilled with the the rifle. Have you ever sort of imaginary like immerse yourself and do a vietnamese like.

could I imagine those guys who scripted they drafted so you didn't want to do IT, maybe just want to build cars, maybe you want to be a painter. And i'll say you're over there with a rifle in your, you in the dark.

in the jungle. But is the hunter side of you going there? And imagine, like you could excel in that environment?

No, the hunter is a totally different experience. The hunt hunting side of me is like dipping my toe into the natural world, like getting my food the hard way. Yeah, that's the hunter in me is going out and finding food and interacting with nature. But that algona my enemy.

I love them. Robot, is there a thrill to the killed, though? There has to be a moment in sort of a drennan and jubilation when you man conquer beast does that. This.

the thrill is that you pulled off a difficult thing. It's very hard to do, and it's very hard to make a shot with a bone arrow on an animal is in a lethal shot. And to be able do IT consistently, to do IT every time you hunt, to be able to make a .

lethal shot. And i'm talking about IT.

like fifty years. I killed a pig last year with .

the rival .

the far sausage. IT was a wild one, pretty big to underground taxes. No, this is in california. And so I ate him just other day. He said, that was a boy, a boy pig.

No, I said, what? She's sag.

I know. He said, calford is not a joke and extra joke.

yeah. Catch.

what was I saying that?

What was I .

on about what you are not about you nothing to do with that. I would really .

know there no little piece of you that you're .

in the dark jungle. Someone's baby boy. I don't think if I even as a man, that's someone's baby boy that I don't know that guy has parents and they probably love him and he probably as a wife and he loves him and he probably as friends, they love and fuck politician is telling me that my enemy, that guy, if we could speak the language, you'd have a beer together and have a good time, doesn't want to have anything to do with killin me. And I don't want have anything to kill in him. We both been sucked into this thing by a .

bunch of assholes, were just making money. I love that answer. I fly over this table and hug you. I would. We hugged a lot, but IT reminds me of a movie. Did you ever see this old movie with leve Marvin? And I can't remember the other actor was a japanese actor.

But this was a movie, I think, in the sixties, is where they're both in the war, the japanese pilot and lee Marvin, they both crashed on a remote island, supreme enemies, and they only had each other. And a box of socky somehow got stranded on the island, and they became the best friends in the world. And I think if everyone looked through that prism in life, they would forget about all the war in the violence when you realize someone else is exactly like you exactly, and that you need someone else and they have the same fierce desires, passions and wants as you.

It's such a beautiful movie. You know it's we're all the freak and see me whenever you get into an altercation with someone you feel dislike towards someone, you should always just pick yourself trapped on an island with that person ago. You know what?

If I were alone with them, I would love them. They'd be my best friend. You'd figured that out. It's a mental thing. If everyone kind of adopted that mentality, think things would be nice.

things you've a lot Better. Were divided by so many in this world we provided by politics he had like robber general, screaming and free people about money. Horrible what you doing, like what is like silly behavior.

Sis, not only labeling them, calling them clowns and and denigrating them, saying, you're less than me because I like this and you like that. Remember there a beautiful experiment done by jane Elliott in the ninety sixties where he took a classroom of children, and she's at all the children with Brown eyes raise your hands, and all the children with blue eyes raise ed your hands. And SHE separated them.

And you can find IT on youtube. SHE told all the blue eyed children that they were, they were beautiful. They were smarter. They were more superior than the Brown children. And SHE conducted this, uh, experiment for a week. And over the course of the days, the blue eyes children started denigrating and looking down on the Brown night children and acting superior. And then halfway through the experiment, jane L A goes, oh, I made a mistake.

It's the Brown nie children that are more superior and so the whole thing shifted and all the children in that class got to feel what I was like to be uh put down to, uh you know, have racism towards them IT IT was a fascinating experiment. It's it's on youtube if you ever want to watch IT it's it's it's mezrich zing. It's an .

interesting experience. Like with the fuck lady, you're playing tricks on kids.

Well, I think he was trying to dump should .

get your demonstrated. But you're also tricking these kids in the thinking that.

well, I think he was setting the table for them in life saying, hey, don't think you're Better than anyone. We're all the same and don't let people tell you you're Better than everyone and and IT was also a social experiment that was documented to so there was a what you like you can .

do that do that kind of .

experiment .

yeah if they didn't know yeah, would you let them sign up for that yeah and talk shit to the blue our kids ah you know what?

I let my kid, I have told my kid a .

long time ago that that would be nonsense. They wouldn't believe that.

right? I would teach my kid that. But it's one thing to tell your kids something and then to let something play out in the real world is it's a different thing.

People, humans, have a tendency to get caught up in the fever of thing. I ve, I cove IT like, like politics, politics, like all of this stuff. Yeah.

people, any time of international conflict in israel, ukraine.

russia, you have a secretive people that sort of know what's what and then you have a large section of people that just get caught up in the fear of IT. And it's it's scary to see how quickly people are absorbed by IT and and caught up in IT. It's frightening.

Well, that you have been a protest.

No protests feel .

like like a mob of dangers when there's a bunch of people walk around, even if it's peaceful, they're cheering especially they are cheering about something that happened, that was violent yeah, they're angry and they're demanded something and they're all marching. It's a view that that I think that ignites ts in human beings the same feelings of war.

Yeah.

is my cough button still bus to jam? Would you swap that out?

You OK.

It's going to, yes, to swap that. We have a .

cough.

I don't. Now, now it's just a flm. I'm good to go.

I don't need, so please. No, thank you. I know any take perms and I don't enjoy.

Can you expect the p butter?

You have any pea butter?

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about a college.

Now that's not the same thing.

Well, it's got those letters.

And no, no, doesn't know all of it's missing the bee.

I thought you like college flower. No, I want, am I .

gonna do? Just put IT down. Well, when we just starting about, okay, guys, yeah, I just got this .

flame thing. Maybe you got flaming 眉笔。 哇哦， 哇哦， i like that. Imagine what they can smell. You ever do that noise when you make love?

My, what fuck are you doing as .

private would get up and leave? No, I here's an experiment from media. I want you to try that next time you're making love not to get into a person. I respect your personal space, but doggie style rape by her ear.

Carl, just start back in a carl.

a coral.

Have .

everything crowd did that? Wow, he's fired up. That's crazy. He really believes I have a eleve calling dogs as a thing. Yeah, i'd have like, really good.

too. Do you got .

to try that? Sorry, car.

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oh, god, he think is what a wolf park like.

Someone is going to eat me. This is bullshit. These guys have been pretending to be my friends. They're let me bite their fingers. The first .

time I set me up. Do i'm telling you try, tried that with the wife OK. We got .

a poor area, poor coral, poor carl is what? fuck?

That's a good, good noise.

Thank you.

Where you where do you acquire that skilled? Because I learned when we had a puppy, I I would try to, I like to communicate to animals in their own language, if you can, right? Do you? You have dogs, right? yeah.

Do you just talk to him? Hardly ever barks. He very, very, very rarely barks. Hill bark, if he has to go outside that, if he has the hill bark like about the door, go fucker and help me out or he'll bark if he see something you know what you .

use to bark crowds done wow .

is terrible now he's a bite us luter. Um he remember those um infallible snowman the people would have on the front law yeah around Christmas time departs at those.

What your dog why this is a .

thing you like like once to tell me is a big animal there is like letting me know is like, dad.

what do think it's a yet I like a onal snowy bet .

things is a bear I bet it's just like, I bet in a dog's mind there's a shape that is two arms that stands up big and you go ark park.

park yeah, I do.

That is just, that's a snowman. Don't know about IT.

I love your dog as a direct a bark he has.

I gotta out now bar.

but you said, like.

哦， it's basically, I got around.

let's go to talk. I got a funny video that i'll .

send a jammy. And then we watch IT because IT was him last night, because last night he hadn't gone out in like four hours and there were thunderstorms outside. And when the thunderstorms outside, he fuck in, freaks out. He freaks out like, I can't watch TV with him when there's another storms. He just like when we watch TV to get there, yeah, we sit on the couch and we cuttle and so I sit like this and he like, puts his head like on my kind of dog is gold rea sa g sometimes I don't even hear IT, you know, because i'm watching .

the movie, but all sudden starts .

like spin around and I do chill out. Yeah, he just jumps off the cows, jumps back on the couch, kisses me off the couch, back on the yeah so last night, James, I just sent to you last night, he had to p, oh god, I know you have to p, it's like midnight. Come bro, go.

He kept jumping up. He kept jumping at this. This is all just because of the lightning.

Oh, wow.

please go.

I love you goopy jump and heavy just all he doesn't just jump and heavy 了。 You got a pea.

I know it's, but Normally he'd just grow up. P one hundred person on the .

literally never does this wow, but he's wagon in his tail so I mean, is excited, right? He's tails not between his legs, but he's just freak.

Doubt maybe he's got the area but he's afraid that starts so he doesn't get electrocuted. Yeah well.

I know we got A P do come on, go party, please. Your body. He would be, I had to bring him back in the house.

He just would not be. He just was just wanted to jump up and just freak out. He wanted to make sure that I was okay. I'm with him.

You're OK like he wants to be on top of you when the lightning having, yeah he's just like, we OK am I OK like long as i'm OK he think it's okay yeah like we got get the fuck to here like it's instincts like we're not supposed to be out in the open. This is dangerous. How old is he?

Seven also, you think by now he'd sort of have IT figured out the .

way animals do. Well, the thing is, when he was Young, until he was, I guess, three ish, we moved here four years ago, and he'd never really saw lightning, like very rarely to see lightning in california.

Yeah, you're right here. Thunder, yeah.

you really thunder. Very rarely do have kind of crazy storm here. The storms they have about here are fuck in wine.

Yeah, some guy posted the video yesterday, jammy on instagram of his car getting destroyed by hail in texas, like some insane at four hail chunks. You see this windshield shatter ing. His back windshield below. Now, while is driving is like this watches car just destroy. It's rocks, just rocks dropped .

out the sky. Yeah, sometimes I think they actually punch right through the roof.

like through the metal. Oh yeah. You got to think, how far if you got a foreign chunk of ice that's hurling from space, I basically in the clouds.

Yeah, look at that. What the fuck do I like? Like jef canadian car?

Very .

yeah.

Broke windows. H yeah, fox.

these cars up. Wo is fingering. I get it's.

I want to. How many people get killed by hail every year?

There's a good what cause more .

staff or hail?

I don't know, but I know they say about, I think they say twelve to thirty people a year. This is the real yet killed by a falling coconut. Fifty, one hundred fifty people year. One hundred and fifty, yeah, yeah.

gone up. We're talking .

about like .

things that kill people, but they like conflate numbers like marijuana, a kill zero coconuts falling on people, hundred fifty people when I out long coconuts yeah.

can you imagine you and killed by a coconut? I was little way to go.

It's not good. Good way to go.

especially if you're like an accomplished person.

Yeah.

everything's going great. Like if Steve jobs have gotten killed by a coconut, is little .

elm is killed coconut? Not believe like I made that .

coconut ah and wildlife eras, according to the N O, A, A, since two thousand and only four people have been killed by hail. Wow, wow.

How many people are killed over year by lightning? Let's guess. Okay, sixty.

i'll say this is two hundred. Two hundred were White.

global IT, globally.

Yeah, you probably right.

Twenty in the us. Twenty in the us. wow.

Every year. So what is a global, I gotto figure that chinese are getting picked off by because they got billion, right? You got.

the odds are, and they have skyscrapers. The, I came .

long while going to get IT.

Twenty four thousand.

Wow, twenty four thousand year. Yeah, killed by lightning. We were both way off.

Wow, wow. IT was a lot less than I thought would be in america.

Yeah.

sixty is what I thought in america.

Wow, have you ever been hit by lightning?

No, but my friend remi.

has rami.

did he live here? He lived even here on the pocket a couple days ago. H he got hit by lightning. I think when he was in high school, I think he made him death for a little bit. I really fucked him up.

Wow.

yeah, he didn't realize what happened. He just woke up on the ground. And they had a piece that together that you go hit by lightning.

the electronic charge going through the air.

not have you seen what's going on right now? Where is that? Where there's these is IT ury. Where's IT? Where there's insane lightning storms that are coming .

out of that volcano?

Ah yeah it's a different kind of life. And so the particles, the charge particles that are being released by the lava ign .

with the air, somehow .

outlooks .

look at the lightning .

shows, like look at this .

yeah and .

indonesia. But IT has been going on like a lot lately, like even during the day. There's a lot of films on tiktok and instagram stuff about IT bro, that is so bunkers that mean if you were alive five thousand years ago, you saw that you like something that we're sats back fuck, he's back, dude.

I got news everybody. We're fucked me on satan's back. Look, look at the mountain land on the top of the mountain.

Is there lightning?

shit? You saw this building. Okay, that's where saying is hundred percent. You would think that's where stories, that's where the god .

of thunder is that look what you would .

one hundred and so on lives up there, you know.

so on. People don't know that lightning comes up out of the ground too. Did you know that doing really?

Yeah lightning comes. People just take all lightning comes from and i'm not talking of llano. I'm talking in regular time.

So you a ball .

up your eyes.

imagine you get just you're nuts, blasted by liking matter. How bad would that suck? Just be walking along in the field going, wow, a beautiful night and from .

the ground it's try.

Yeah, three your balls after your head. Just cooked, cocked, locked, never be the same again.

Cooked 猴子 去 the nuts.

like you to think the electrical is going through the ground. And here nuts and like out the top you had. Just imagine your whole body like captured by this lightning.

IT would be like stepping on a landmine, but you didn't blow up you. As I just can look at that, you look out of the ground.

a lightnings trAiling from ground to .

clouds .

in slow motion.

That's the same, like an echo sketch. Wow, people don't really know these things, and that is important. You have me on the show twice, twice a month type of deal.

I'm really, really glad you hear for this. Ah cool. That looks in slow motion. That's that's really happening.

Fuck, it's right out of the ground that's as big as any lightning stake. Sea coming out of the sky.

Go amazed.

I look a lot like the meat.

I got to say, a little branches. And this is on slow motion. Look out quick. Those little branches flicker off.

And I looks a lot like meters just, just so clear. Lightning is like a cool.

Yeah, that's one of the interesting things about living years. We have these lightning storms. You get to watch lightning.

yeah. Fda, I think it's one of the most lightning, lightning active .

places on the planet. Oh yeah, like her cane season there. Yeah like if you planning a trip to floria now, like, yeah, check that wether yeah .

but IT can be staringly beautiful though. I've been in scenarios where i've been in floor at night and you got salary, two saw me and you look out like two, three miles out and there will be active storms going on in the cumulo, right? The the genre of molecular charge transport xia particles are lighting, are lighting up the clouds and it's like, you're you a judas priest concert .

covered in many and .

it's like, all over. Do you believe in the matrix?

I don't disbelieve in IT.

because if you ever want to have IT, i've got this chemically reverse inverse magnetic gnral camera. And one of the things we associate with the matrix is what the numbers .

coming down in Green.

So if you can take a picture, think of IT. Where does that exist in reality? But if you can go out on a stormy night like that, rain coming down with your magnetized metronet reverse camera, and take a picture while lightning flashing.

Thank you. Water.

water. Rain drops water, right? But not when you take them with an infected mecon onic camera.

What are they? Then you'll see numbers in the .

you can yeah interest if you believe in that stuff.

wow. Person got to believe .

in something. Do you believe in IT? What the matrix?

I don't disbelieve IT.

You know, I can tell you that you've experienced IT in real time. How can you do that a little term? Joe rogan called dasia.

Vu, have you ever experience? Ed daja, yes. So think of IT.

How can you be in a place that you've never been before? You're standing somewhere foreign, somewhere new, and all of sudden your brain compute that you've been in this exact moment and it's underived right? How how is that happening?

What's not really undeniable?

Well, IT is undeniable because you're in IT, right?

It's it's probably a glitch in how you interface the reality.

therefore glitch in the matrix.

Well, it's probably how your brains firing. Your brain has just like brain is essentially just like a computer. In a way, there's a lot of calculations are going on simultaneous ly.

A lot of senses are being considered. Different senses are affecting the way you view the world. And I think it's very possible that you can have a situation, things, just get a monkey for a second. And you think, have I done this before? Have I done .

this before? But, or you have .

done that before, in every time you do this, you try to do IT Better, and you live the same life over and over and over again until you get IT right. A lot of people believe that .

that's a good theory that plays into what i'm going for here. Yes, I had a moment in time where I had dasia o, i'm not going to say where and when, because I don't want anyone to interfere with that, but i've never told anyone this before. I had a place in time where I was walking was going under a bridge, a pigeon flu out.

okay? A child was laughing in the background, you know, like a child, you know, like a giggle, a playground giggle. And a red car went by.

And I was like, i've been here before, a place i'd never been. So I documented the experience, the time, the place. And i've gone back to that same place for nine years, to the exact same place at the same time.

Check this out, red car goes by, bird flies out, pigeon kid laughing in the background. But this year something different happened that i'd never seen a feather fell off for the bird when I flew out. Um so chat this out.

you say the father.

no ga head me.

Well.

the magic must be real. Well, hold on. I got this exam, and I have a lot of friends in the science community. I have have, I know a bunch of scientologists, and I had them analyze this pigeon flew out here.

I'm good.

This, this is a feather from a great oak. You know what? That is? An extinct species of bird from south america, please. Well.

I think you'd .

like to touch IT. No, good. So how does an extinct species of bird drop a feather from a common pigeon?

Who knows? Man, that's IT. That's the animal. Look like.

looks like the animal .

didn't really have others.

IT did believe me. And i'm holding one .

right here to think three hundred and fifty years ago. So IT was very tricks.

went from healthy .

to extinct in three or fifty years. They probably takes delicious. They are probably stupid, and they takes delicious.

That's about those. Wow.

the great arc. Little cute. Can that thing even fly? No, that sounds like a bushed story. If the how's that feather get there?

This is thing lives near the ocean. The just .

found a feather .

that did off of the pigeon.

Maybe not. Maybe this was near where the pigeon was that was flying to the air. If someone had a oak like taxidermy in the apartment building, that feather just kept drifting in the way.

And just coincidently, as the pigeon was passing, that father was making its way. I'm going going to look with fell off the pigeon, an ancient, extinct awk feather. But meanwhile was just someone was in an apartment building with the taxi journey of the oak. They have the window open, the fan on.

too shy.

You never know. Could could be magic though.

Could I like what i'm here?

Did you think this is the matter? If this is simulation? What does that say about your choice? Like how you've chosen to exist in the simulation? I don't know .

that we have a choice.

You don't think so well.

that matrix is numbers, it's mathematical. So do we really have a choice? Did we have a choice that we were conceived? Did we have a choice that are .

we don't think we did, maybe we do or maybe it's inevitable. You know, maybe there's just this mathematical cycle of Adams and atoms and molecules interacting with each other yeah, just this is the way it's always going to go. It's going to go this way the same way over and over and over again. And the only thing different is that you get to learn from your past mistakes at least some way in the essence of your being, and do a Better job of existing this next go around.

I don't know that we have to do a Better job. I think I don't think we have a choice. I think evolution just takes us we're just hanging and on the bears tape forms at this point.

you know yeah but if you live the same life over and over over again, you to go through the same nature interaction over over again, it's not going to be like a differently evolved world. You're going to live the same thing over and over again. I gave you thought about, I like you and I.

how old do you? Well.

and fifty six. How old do you? Sixty one.

Are you really? Yeah, for real? yeah. You look really good.

I thank you. You do really, really good except the scarce. You're a little beat up.

then rolled by a gress.

We have gone through one of the weirdest lives. You know if if the simulation israeli, and if you wanted, if the simulation wanted you to go through the most profound changes the human beings have ever experienced in the time of their life, just just in how people interface with the world. You and i've done that.

Yeah, we exist. We are born in a time where there is no internet. And you got your news from television, and everybody had a sort of a limited understanding of the world. You could bulshed your way through most things because nobody could go you, nobody could get a book on you. You couldn't just run to the library and find out micro killing the truth about his war stories.

You had to buy microfiber.

everything was possible. The world was a different place, you know, then there's answering machines and cell phones and then the internet comes along.

And now we're living in a insane where were a eyes about to take over? Like if you're gonna pick a time line to go through, if IT wasn't real and you wanted the most profound adventure, ah you've chose that yeah, you've chosen the most profound changes that people will experience in a relatively safe timeline, relatively safe and comparison intellect, the ganges st on days or the know the days of the roman empire. Ly, just relatively safe and comparison.

but profound changes for this moment yeah. And we're accelerating so rapidly, joe, that things are going to be at a whole another level quickly where we're going to be looking in the rear view me and going, oh yeah A I remember that yeah there's gonna be something that takes us to the next level and and then another level after that, we are gone to transcend so far that I don't even know what humans and humanity looks like in a thousand years.

if not less or not. I only it's even fifty years yeah, that's what's crazy. You and I are living through the weirdest time ever.

Yeah, because IT started like we kind of had in high school for us. That was the texas instrument calculator, was the mind blower. Then we got a fax machine, like fifteen years later, and then we got lap the home computer and then the internet.

And that was, again, like a decade in between, and cut to smart phones. And it's been about, what, fifteen years with them now and now. A I and this is like everything's happening x pendentives quicker.

I remember I was on news radio with a day folly in the nineties. Today is his a big computer internet. He loves that stuff.

yeah. And at the time he was the first person ever met him at a laptop. Okay, so he had a laptop back then was a one of those mac laptops, the black plastic ones, back. And he had this APP running in the background where gave him constant news. Like, look, if I keep IT connected to the internet, IT constantly gives me news.

Yeah.

I like, wow, you give you your news from the internet. This is crazy. So it's like all the news stories of world events.

And so when I look back now and how we're just indicated, like constantly in with like world conflict stories, world events, world problems, world environmental crisis, world starvation, world floods, like world volcanoes at lightning, like all it's going, you never fuck. I remember that moment, that very moment when I was was looking to davies laptop. Like, wow, the internet just going to feed you the news, the news in real time.

You enough to tune into the news, you know, have to go buy a newspaper. But this was like this profound moment for me, where I still look back at that day. And I, that was the first time I ever saw, like a baby, a baby super computer. Oh, look to the baby. The .

news on ica show .

called news radio yeah, yeah.

I'm excited to see where where IT goes because I I think the next the next evolution of this could be tractor beams, IT could be particle movers that could be, you know, as ridiculous that sounds the transporter beam on star track. I feel like, you know, maybe fifty years, maybe one hundred years, people are going to look back, you wait, you went to a place called an airport, you got on a tube and flew eighteen hours to australia. Like I think we're gonna at a place one day where maybe they can rearrange our molecules and particles and be must. I feel like if we can imagine IT.

it's going to happen. Yeah, I bet it's gna happen. I mean, because he was a funny that star track figured that out, but they didn't figure out computers and they didn't figure out cell phones. They had walked talk .

ys member is over.

IT was got .

couldn't both talk like .

if you and I run a phone call like, hey, harland, how are .

you over yeah and .

there no .

video component yeah and just .

a .

trip like cola scope and who .

knows those Butler l beach, I think .

an it's straight bullshit yes, I think it's a garage door opener.

I like out at the flip close though I love that about .

old phones when you can hang my ut.

the .

fucking .

door .

I member.

I have one those rather phones.

I thought I was, James, yeah, you express .

yourself with rather .

phone was this ah.

he was a little beautiful piece of I didn't at a terrible battery life, unfortunately, because most phones had insane battery life back then. You get phone were last for days. Phones, they have a beautiful screen and resolution doing things.

You're playing games on IT. You know, you take a picture is like you're battery, but still your battery is good for like a deck. That was the shit I had. One of those, I thought I .

was in space. Well, I also like the little side. sad. Do you have the whole ter on your belt?

I tried that. I couldn't do that. I felt such a dark.

And this from a guy wears a Fanny back. Yeah, right? You and you like to play with guns. You have guns play with you.

But this phone right here for me was the fuck in shit. I could never imagine seeing somebody with one of those today. I would be like, what are you doing with that thing?

But I think bringing the back.

David, everyone. But the new one is like a new phone. It's like a modern phone.

The new one folds. Yeah yeah. But IT has like apps.

It's essentially a regular phone. yeah. But he does close in its real slim glove. IT looks pretty similar.

Would you do IT? I thought about switch and android just .

because I don't like being trapped in the apple ecosystem. Ah I don't like the idea, but google does a lot of like really shady stuff with with the different things they do that I don't like. And one of things they do is like if you look at what was the most recent declaration they were talking about censoring things in a time of social problems, remember that, jammy, they reserve the right to sensor information under certain circumstances.

So good. These things that I don't like in terms of search results curation because that's the thing that google does that Robert estein has been working on for a long time like showing that when you like, say, if you google, uh, presidential candidate, if you google a candidate that's a democrat, you'll get, you know, especially someone who they want to win. You'll get like a lot of positive stories that come up first and you have to go deep if you want to find something about corruption or accusations or anything like, but if you do google or republican, it'll go right to that.

Now i'm not saying this is just an example. I'm not saying you could find that, but his research shows this. And i'm doing a bad job of partha Y, I don't remember execute, IT said. But essentially his claim was that accurate search results, you can have an impact on elections.

Accurate search results in putting positive things for the people that you want to be elected in the prominence of the search result, if it's not an organic or result, if you actually accurate IT, you can affect the way people feel about candidate and that will affect the election results. okay. And so that's an issue that's google. Yeah yeah. So have an issue with that in google is and I agree, I think but I also have an issue with the apple world garden and I think there's a loss going on right now about that where we're trying to get people to you know, because of eye message and face time at all, stuff doesn't work on other phones.

Oh, right, right.

face time does sort of. But you have take a few steps and that's a new thing. A new thing is like a few face time.

Someone on an android phone, they have to take a few steps to do IT OK. I want to how that works. I ve never had that.

I haven't tried.

Just try right now a face time. Bryant simpson, face time.

Brian simpson, a face time. O. J. Simpson.

okay.

still alive.

Lego said, I haven't seen oj simpson, yeah, it's answering questions. Thought.

thought we're .

really asking.

I should reach out to IT didn't .

give me a link to send. Where's the link?

I think it's up on the top, like where the .

other button are. No, I didn't work. So after how do I do IT if I want to send him a text? Face time, bryant, samsung.

face time. O J. Simpson.

okay, send, it's a fucker piece shit.

Wow, with great to hurt .

rental car if quiver well. Face time, bryant simpson. Okay, all right, said join my face time are at a senator. I would see if IT works, so see what he has .

to do who's brian sims?

He's a hoary stand of comedian, is performing denied the company mother ship. So he just released a special on that flights that amazing he filmed at the mothership. So it's IT has invite cent, we should call him and what's .

going on who? brian?

Yeah, okay, this is just hold me up here. It's not the one. Call brand. simpsons.

Hey, brother, is joe. I'm on the podcast right now your live on the pocket with harland Williams. We were talking about how a apple keeps people from being able to use certain features like ei message and face time.

And I was saying that you can face time, someone that has an android phone, but there's a bunch of steps they have to take. I don't know how to do IT, so we're trying to figure out how to do IT. I'm a face time you right now, okay, face time in like two seconds.

but. Cool face time.

brian simpson. I right, I sent him join my face time. Let's see how that works. So here goes will see how this feature works now.

And I know all you android dorks, I know there's other shit you could use to do this like WhatsApp. And I guess you could use instagram, though people use instagram for video card. This is not so fluid. Now, if I wanted to face time you, because you're a little apple fan boy over there, your little boot liquor, and I would work instantly see he's got this invite yeah, this takes so long, like IT ruins the spontaneity about a fun face time call. A fun face time call you a concert, do.

And ironically, initials are B S.

Because this is B S. All this is like, li.

Would you ever shoot your cell phone? Like, just to get you like with a full high power rifle.

yeah, we take him out to the range and shoot hard drives and cell phones. No, that's good way to get this stuff. Bone three hundred. Win mag at one hundred yards. Woods, amazing what he does to a cell phone.

Ah do you like IT up in the scope? Of course.

Yeah, I can see that far. How far? Actually hundred yards?

wow. Yeah.

there's a video of IT I think that didn't raban have a video yeah .

ever shot a machine guns? yes. And elation.

It's kind of interesting. It's scary, IT says. I'm waiting to .

be let in .

this piece of shit ah, for i'm a time.

Forget IT doing here.

Join is IT working, waiting for others. Now this is a horse IT doesn't work, i'm telling. Forget that though.

See, but this is the thing that people are complaining about yeah, that IT IT forces people to think you're fool for having A N android phone. So you just go on get an iphone and iphones have dominated the market because of that yeah. So like I think the numbers are with Young kids.

The numbers is like it's something like eighty something percent of kids have iphone. Kids are don't have iphones. They get left out of imessage group chats. They get talk shit to what you pour you got an android phone yeah.

it's a class thing.

It's a class thing. It's weird. It's a weird thing. I don't like IT.

What do you think the evolution of cell phones are you think is like neural lank where we were just like we're thinking AI community thoughts or what you thought of hundred person.

yeah, that are wearable, maybe something that like you wear IT touches your temple.

right? Because the concept that like this goes back. So I think about flight, like, wait, you guys Carry these boxes around and held them to your head yeah well.

I mean, just this alone was magic one hundred years ago. If you brought this one hundred years back, people will think you're the crazy st wither. I have the answers to all questions and and they was, oh my god, people in twenty twenty four must be so smart and comes twenty twenty four like a magic convention yeah like easy Roberts in you get the yellow that you do IT fuck in press conference. He'll never leave you like what what is point this is I don't know.

but this is people in twenty .

twenty four or as if you gave this to people in one nine hundred and twenty four, there is like there's no way everybody will have the world solve once they have these, oh god, then they have all the information and then people will know, execute everybody looks like they'll .

be no more caution OK.

Now, like there's filters that you could use, where I from just a small snipped of your conversation on this podcast, I think they need about thirty seconds, thirty seconds of your voice. And then I could pretend to be you like, just talk like this, and the audience would see you with what you're wearing, the way your hair is, everything in your voice.

So everything that I say, like me saying this right now, I would be you saying this right now, your voice, your face, your body, everything looks like you all through A I. wow. So there's no fucking way to know what anybody is saying that's not true. And then is a big issue right now. The celebrity, especially women, they're making porn with them.

Oh, change superimposing like like library face swap .

with A I so this porn stars having sexual this person you face wap nat poet man or elena jolie and now you have a real, a realistic looking sex tape of famous people can fuck .

so I can see judge judy plan the beauty just .

soaking up like it's going out of style. The closing sale.

哇哦， judy dent in a pool boy video, remember the from the the the british actress?

I do .

not from what's to IT dench, duty dench, bench h dench.

well.

there he has imagined her .

in a pool boy g prety in .

her rob over a .

pool boy to .

give the .

woman who do give her respect, son of a bitch.

How about I give a check for clean in the pool.

get stuck in the drier stuck born to the dryer ports of my favorite, because it's so ridiculous you can get out the driver like .

anyone you I love when you've told when they pulled their head out there's a clean free sheet on their head they're got a mouthful of land slips like they've .

been blow on an elf stuck here.

Thank you saving me. You know what? I I tried the drier sex once and I excEllent ally, I so impassioned, I hit the tumble cycle of wow. And so imagine being in your woman and he starts swirling around and you're hold non like a horse, rodeo horse. That was some of the best sex i've ever.

Did you stay still while SHE spd.

but I just held on to her muff ton top. And we skilled around, like.

did you get any .

concussions? SHE did. Og, banging around there. H her head came out. SHE looked like this color flower. But I am one of the best dorgan i've ever had my life.

That's a one time deal. It's really to do that again.

Well, women like adventure. What's the weird place you've ever of done at your house? That was you? wow. Thought I heard that dog growing under the bed.

Yeah, I was doing IT under the bed while you were on .

topic about to sleep. Okay, three marriage, because I want to get in trouble. Where was the wild? no. Yeah.

where you do. why? I ss the woods. Kids, there was no where to go to go on the woods one time.

We going to eat now by mosquitoes. Es, like our whole by both of our bodies, is covered in mosques. Es, are gotten naked in the woods.

Yeah, in july in massage sets. Ow, no, you're fucked in seventeen. You don't know you're doing. You're crazy.

Yeah, wild kids a lot. The woods. IT will there always?

Woods were always there, yeah, there was a place when you are kids, you could just go to the woods. Yeah, just bring a tower or blankets or something. The woods, yeah, but the woods are scary.

Because anything in the woods are scary. Things in the woods become scary, even if they not scary anywhere else. Like a baby, a naked baby, in the words just stand, that is fuck, terrify.

No other place where a naked baby is scary. Like if you walk into the streets naked baby, like, got whose baby is? Does anybody knows babies?

Guy, hold on, then you call the police. You pick up the baby in the world. We're die. It's fucking naked baby.

Just stare at us if it's hanging upside down from a you know red pine stand .

out it's pretty greedy .

if you saw a baby .

in the woods just dinner, you know, fucking terrifying yeah any other place but baby so the woods are automatically scary yes. And it's you're scared that you going to get caught so that's exciting. Not going sorry, we're going to go deep.

The words, what about the city though you ever to do IT a crazy .

place in the city? Not really. You sours. You have going to sour, even going to manhole.

Little for the fares, real ones really. Ah yeah worried you .

gone to be at the bottom.

And well, that was cool. We would time so that we when we came down, was like, hands off and then we swear. So there was like kinds, this are really fun sort of start and stop thing.

And at one time, i'm not kidding. The guy sort of recognized me. And we were having, for the guy heard the carney who ran IT like, when I got an old, do I love you right? And so we are often so much fun, but we weren't finished.

And so as we, he was letting everyone off, I said, just leave us on. Just please let you go. Okay, I got and we just like, finish walla .

yeah graver .

do in the swilling tea cups at disney land.

Imagine if you did how boy, imagine throw him up. But right when you come, how I feel amazing because even though throwing up socks, IT feels amazing when you have to throw up and you have you finally do project, you know that feeling like at last I threw up as about a year ago and IT was in the middle night, I got up and I was like, I feel like i'm a fuck and puke.

Yeah, I didn't feel good going to bed and the middle night I woke and I woke up and I got one to the bathroom to p, or throw up. And I was like a boy. They might both happen at the same time.

And I held the p, yeah, just yeah. And then I peed right over my throw. I give a fuck. That's a while. everybody. I just pissed .

on the throw up.

Just throw up.

Did you do the thing when you barfed like rate, after you just curled up on the bathroom floor in the feet to position and felt the cool tiles on your make IT? Good me.

either there I do lay down and on the bathroom floor that sometimes when I get out the song though, yeah, because this tile floor, like, so one hundred eighty five fucker degrees or whatever, is I like that cool?

Could you do the ice so good? Yes.

inside my house, inside my house, everyone .

outside to come later here.

I really do the one .

of your house.

Then you, we have dinner too. Okay, what you over.

I wind.

I do work out the morning.

no. You can get the gold lunch. No, i'd set ice cream in .

a hot day. The cop unch feels good for about five seconds.

Yeah.

a hot day you get in daily.

Oh, right. I jumped in lake superior once. And he was one of those things that probably stated about five minutes, and I ve never experienced when I got out for about forty minutes after I was shaking, I was so cold.

Here's a question. Lakes, superior, massive lake used to be glaser, right? yeah. okay.

Big is to the great lake.

Most of north america, at one point time, at least half of north amErica was covered by like a mile high sheet device. So you have this time period after the ice age where all that melts, how the fuck the fish get in there?

Yeah.

how the fuck to those fish get in .

there is a mystery.

That's a really good question. How those lake trial get in there in the middle the country ah big gas giant lake trout. How the fuck did they get in there?

What did they just evolve once the water melted? Ah where with their seeds of the fish in the ice waiting to be melted for real though that's all ice, the fish get in there. How do I get in the middle lake? The lake is fucking huge, is filled with fish.

There is a possibility. It's an extreme. But i'm trying to your question that a predatory bird, like an old spray or a goal or some kind of fish eating bird.

flies from the ocean .

caught a fish or in a local river or a nearby lake, a Jason, to.

where are those nearby lakes of .

the entire context? Have you ever been to A A like a farmer, anything like that? And sometimes they have those water troops that they leave up for the cows, but they have been abandoned.

Or you you come to a place where there's like a little puddle in a field, there's something right and somehow there's fishing in IT and there there there's note and there's a quite creatures and you you go how how did they get here, right? How did they note get up an aluminum been and get down into this ecosystem that evolved here is fascinating. And your question kind of raises the question for all of creation. It's we can look at evolution, we can look at at the dawn of time, but IT IT really, is that ever been an answered?

Not totally mean, they don't have an exact time by time, like day by day, time, time. But do they have an answer to how fish got into the great logs? I can't believe.

I never asked that before. I never even thought of that before. Huge body of water course is fishing there. But if the whole continents was covered ten thousand years ago in ice, what the fuck happened?

Well, you might have to say, okay, somewhere there was a tributary from the ocean.

Now would be from north IT would be from up north.

But where the fish come from, from hudson's bay down into superior.

And the ocean fish may the swim up river from the warm areas.

Well, that would Simon do.

Yeah, I bet they swim up area. That makes the most sense. They got in those lakes. So those lakes must be connected to rivers right now.

Yeah, I have. They have to be. So they .

probably swim up into the lake and then evolve to become like this big lake creatures, like lake clouds.

yeah.

because lake rods are fucked .

and huge lake trails can get huge.

yeah. Man, yeah. People ice fish, yeah. That's like a big way of IT. It's their fucking and crazy. Logan, yeah. So that thing you don't really find then, I mean in the southern areas, right, those are in .

north fish aren't think lake child, yeah uh, there's sort of a deep water really cold fish don't necessarily have to .

be way up north, right? So if they volte, so lakes and streams from the lower part of country, yeah right. So if you're talking about like new mexico, something, yeah what some area that wasn't covered a nice. These things swim all the way up the river. And in the evolved in this lake become bigger and to become adapted to the cold, deep water.

different species. And this is the mystery of crazy where we are. yeah.

And about surgeon like .

these things are what the thousand pounds are. More monsters .

look like, historic.

Look prehistoric.

Have you ever seen that thing that in the the amazon that has IT has essentially bullet proof scales?

Yeah, black, what called i've seen.

Yeah, what's the way the .

fish got into the great lakes? This is a way deeper story that i've uncovered so far. But still, a samon got there specifically, six days.

People brought him there. Yeah, guy had to bring him there. A sense. Fishing became very popular back then, so a lot of dead fish swiming like on the source. For some reason I was trying to find out. But where there are any fish in there before the salmon that there had to have been that I was track.

as you first asking IT. I know i've seen this image recently. Like the depth of lake superior .

specific hope is very deep.

I fish three .

hundred and thirty three feet fast.

So could maybe have been .

something under their waiting .

for ice elt that came back up. There are a lot of stuff saying where he said two words, like a fish eggs get dropped by other birds and end up in the water.

I got to think the river has a lot to do with that.

but that was so there was, this is like, you can't go up nagra falls.

That's true. right? right? good. Yeah, good point, jammy. That's a very good point, right? How the fact is you get passed cut demand island. We've may be correct or uncovered one of the biggest mysteries in human kind and no one's talking about a buddy. And that incredible .

aren't got shown.

posted IT out. Where are the ones? Imagine tomorrow, like front page of newspaper, harland Williams and joe rogan pose serious question as to how fish got in the great lakes.

And scientists are baffled, and they also are talking, come and ask, like, how did you guys realize that fish had to get into the great lakes when the great lakes used to be covered in a glaser, you guys genius and touch genesis of nature. yeah. And then maybe when trump gets in for a second term, he appoints us to some sort of a nature advisory board, and we give.

we can be the master ethologist. Yes.

we can be. The people tell them everybody how to fix all these problems with animals and people.

But see, here's the other layer of this laws that we're not talking about. You talking about lake, right? How about the lakes? Superior probably has sixty, seventy different species of fish.

I fish lakes a bear. I've got White fish. I've got lake troud. There's all kinds of fish in there.

right? How they there?

By the way, I used to work on the shores of lake superior. And there's a place you'd like this because I know you like bears and you like guns, and you like there's a believer and not. There's a place on the shores of lakes APP called the provincial park.

我 was such a desolate place in a world war two at a german， not the prisoner of war camp on the shores. Oh, and the prisoners IT was so remote no one could escape because they would have gone into the canadian wilderness. But the german soldiers captured somehow a black bear and trained IT to box.

They put boxing gloves on IT. And the nazi soldiers, for the entertainment purposes, would box with this black bear cheese cry and and a sound. A whole bunch of of our time and vehicles in, in, in lakes prior. wow.

How many bones you think lakes peria?

I don't know, but they might be preserved. Its so cold that if you went down yeah .

if you dropped him all the way, the one thousand three hundred creepy skeleton with his thousand hundred and seventy genes .

on he toms he might not even be a skeleton. That's what i'm saying. It's so cold he might still have flash and just be like your baby in the words, hi joe, would you .

like a fresh color? Eat .

maybe ears.

Creature.

no fresh water. There are like ontario.

Oh, really. yeah. I know there they are cleaned the back bottom of sharks a lot, right?

They feed a riff IT is around, is like an ill around section with circular, like buzz w teeth. IT fixes itself on the fish and slowly sucks their interiors out.

He is cries. Look, if that was in a movie, you would say, oh my god, glad that's not real. Yes, that's like june, right? That's like the warm and june.

There's a movie.

What's a good? Let me see that one where .

they holding IT again.

That's so yeah the .

flock and mouth man, amazing is such inside out and slowly to alive.

So IT pulls the skin apart and then .

just sucks out there is literally create a hole. IT puts a hole in the fish and just stays a fix to the same spot and eats its insides out.

They're older than dinosaurs.

yeah. Now they're in like in of the great lakes.

That's crazy. How the fuck did they in there? So that's one attach to the official ah o so that's the whole wang see the whole .

you can see a .

whole where one let go and .

they they just click on that link please .

consume the fish .

where .

are they from? Originally says it's an invasive species.

I don't know, maybe the amazon did this time.

Ww, right, right. But where they're from, it's as this invasive, it's a sea lampreys. Yeah, there are the great legs.

The server is invasive and you can cause problems and local ecosystems. So what to do with that size he lap are big compared to native species. So comes from the oceans somehow. Another, and they can live in the in fresh water. That's crazy.

Well, apparently the girl, I think your name maria bell, was the first person to ever swim across lake ontario. And SHE had to swim through schools. Those apparently when he swim across.

like ontario, oh my god. Fos, your ash. That the perfect.

They almost got Ashley ccs for mouse. And like they're here to see the metro around one of those.

So in the nineteen fifties, U. S. In canada teamed up for population control measures, and they have worked several strategies, including traps to capture adult lampes, llama size poison, target seat lampe larva and installing barriers are few tax excuse. So get to working, was IT say, as a good thing.

we left multiple.

I see lamp ies can significant damage to the region. Seven billion dollars. Shing industry. Uh, limbers, yeah. Critical focus.

yeah. And then the rama know .

where that thing is.

The memo has a section cup on its head. So the top of its head is a section cut. Look at that, and I was sexy, assaulted in florida. I had been eating a bacon sandwich and spilled among my lap and went swimming in that thing. Sucked me for about an hour and a half.

looking at time of its head. Well, so pay, paying tension.

sexual assault and ugly.

I do believe you. Well, to do long, I can show you the thirty seconds that I said, oh my god. I think long do is like for thirty seconds.

but I maybe I wanted the last. Remember you're talking to the drier sex guy.

Hey bb, you know, say socket fish larches .

a swimmer, but you know the spanish Fishermen, you know, there was a time when you could eat, see turtles, right? And the remora will swim to whatever is move in because they feed off of, they're like, they're like parasitic fish. When the shark eats, they'll catch all the, all the scrapped.

So spanish Fisherman, to their ingenuity, they used to eat sea turtles and we'd catch a mora. They'd keep IT alive in the boat. And when they saw sea turtle, they put IT on their line, throw out the water this removes, would go to the sea turtle, stick on the shell, and they're al. And sea turtle used to be able to eat them.

That's how make up, no.

that's for real in the past.

Clang to the sea turtle and that's how they pull this so that, like a .

magnet saw the size of car on right. Stick to the sea turtle and then make IT an essence. Pull in the, yeah see, there's one if you want to go fishing for sea turtle later to let me know that's crazy, some good suck and go on days .

to take the setters and flip them on their back and put him in the bottom of the ship. And then when they wanted to eat, when they just pick IT up, because you flip on the back, they can turn over so they just lay there. yeah. And they could stay alive for .

a long time without food, water.

because their brothers, and just leave in there.

they have throw a leave .

over a pick IT up like fresh food. I've seen a bunch of videos of people cooking and eating sea turtle and other countries because there's like some cooking show or fishing show or some guy went with them and you're not allowed to do. But you can be there while people are doing IT you, if you're in america, you know, allowed to kill sea turtle, yeah. But in some parts of the world, like their local culture, you know, I can some, like some escalators and annuities are allowed .

to eat whale. They can kill whale again, kill walls.

seals, your stuff. So these people were allowed to kill c turns. But this sound like really disturbing about watching a sea hurl.

get hat apart. Yeah.

because they're so gentle. I know there's like.

what is that? Yeah there's just like.

little dummy fish. I sh fish just like their eyes, don't move that good. These move around a little like you're so removed from him to cut your head off.

And so so sweet was just in the galapagos island swiming under water with sea turtle holding their flippers also.

So we also see turtle the .

same tough.

But turtles are always good guys yeah, in movies. And I like nini turtles. They are the good guy, right? That's like, turtles are like your friend.

Yeah, their buddies.

Yeah there are wise pilatre. Als never cuts really a county turtle in like movie depictions. Yeah, you think of a county turtle.

mean that giant .

turtle.

that fog gods, and like a, they go fly.

sped around.

but like turtles. That's like one of those .

things that happens with people. That's why people like love bears because you have teddy bears, you know, you have teddy bears and you know, you got yogi and you know only you could prevent forest fires all that stuff like all bears your friends they're sweet ah and that's what a great P R campaign these murderer assessments have pulled off yeah getting us to like reintroduced them into the areas where people are like friends. There's monsters, big monsters with a good P. R campaign.

Polar bears each do anything else.

He is a fact. Oles are dumb.

I thought they were wise.

I did too. I talked to a woman who trains birds and SHE, had all these different birds, had hawks and paragon falk's and know SHE else in the domus. There's only one animal dumper than them. That's when those big animals, when those big birds rather mr than them, when the big birds from australia, what those that's IT that wants dummer really still, the animal is dummer than an all. Because I got was, are so dum.

I thought they were wise. I had one grow outside of my house about two weeks ago. Keep me awake all night.

And i'm like, how do you deal with the wise of all the birds? right? So I go outside.

I throw a rob x cube, but into the tree IT comes back thirty seconds later, perfectly done. So I don't that dumb. I had.

I don't be an artistic kid.

Live in a tree. Johnny, i'm trying to sleep. I'm down. John y .

account, not out.

so check this out. join.

Is an log map and said .

he of their eating seven .

thousand thousand and sixteen.

It's beautiful. Mind .

the .

back here.

He keeps going on with this man.

I did. I didn't do a movie once where I played a wizard and I had a urian eagle hour, I think, to the biggest of all the hours. And they trained IT to land on my ARM on the big leather glove.

yeah. And I never worked with hs. Up close like that. And the trainer, he was sitting like this with his talents.

And the trainer said, grab the back talent and pullet and I said, I don't, I don't want to hurt the thing, you know, I know pull IT so I grabbed the back and I, you know, I gave you a talk and I didn't move and he goes, no, pull IT as hard as you can. And you know, this is the big class. I grab IT.

I could not move IT and IT goes, this is what an ours death grip feels like. When IT ranks on to something, it's over. I could not believe the strength in in that talent that was crazy.

You, I mean, the rappers, yeah, they're just wild. They are clause when you see an eagles claw, when they give you a close .

of a new, yes, like a human hand.

but with spears hands, yeah, we imagine what they do. And they just natch a salmon out the water and fly away with IT. I things, yeah, that's insane.

I mean, that is straight up dinosaur tools. yes. And look at all the texture to IT the muscles. And what are more .

powerful than you would think just by looking at I actually that the if you look at the clause of the ospak, look at house.

those are fake, that is get two hands. That's o no, that's the is the real is that can I don't read books with those?

yeah.

Is up doing the three read books?

I think at first 哦， yeah.

look to the internet. But I was so shocked .

that I was were dumb.

Oh, god. All look at those things .

that so amazing what took of s so a lot of cats, imagine my little to walk, get picked apart by that.

I have a friend and he was telling, I think Stephen nells telling us on the podcast, was he about the like they found this one hours and and filled with like cats little colors. 哦， yeah, it's like thirty different cat colors. Yes, they just .

natch ing cats at .

people's .

really gone.

gone.

If you hear sound, if you hear this, if you yeah ever heard .

like the difference, the sound makes me flies theyve done like this. Like, would they record the noise? It's insane.

It's silent. When you see an hawk, do IT or an eagle do IT always different birds have noise. And then the hour makes like.

no, fuck the dynamics of an hour. They're stealth bombers. Just sound.

Other wind. One is tuna. When tuna goes through the water, they can go through the water to grab someone and and grab something and they don't even make a rip like when they go over the top of the water. It's crazy. I watch .

video of IT.

It's buza when they jump, you know when they're going through the top of the water slide through night so .

that's a hot .

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silent, nighttime killer a doma shit, big, stupid had with giant eyes. Don shit. Just fucking y killing everything you can matter.

No luck. I don't think train of woodpeckers .

this lady .

probably as a limited .

data base to work with everything like she's got on her arms like a rapper, except for the ole like like the baLance. He said the hardest hawks and falcons SHE was they just kill everything. You let them go.

They just go fine things. They're kill square. They they just can't stop king OK SHE goes these things just like they're killing machines ah so I let them go.

They just find things and kill IT like immediately I find a bird. Kill IT fly up to a bird, kill lt. They come back to her, but they just go killed things first.

Oh, this is a train, yes. Yeah, the trained IT doesn't matter if you let a hawk go. Hag, just go find something to kill. Yeah, like what guys to kill, they just try around like a bird. Yeah, mom, and i'm trying to eat school.

Fuck you. Skilling.

skilling.

Not a lot animals do.

Some animals can help themselves.

Lions do IT to high inas. Yeah.

I think that lion did IT. Is that lady in that car? I bet you was need. I bet there was little. But sport.

there's another old video, or some like dying is guys going through alliance safari with his wife and kids and he got out, was with his camera and literally the kids and the wife, you see them in the car gone as, and his legs are kicking in the air. The line just came and devoured and written in front of the wife and kids like the idiot got out .

so are just fucking stupid. Yeah, that's Darwin, right? Yeah, that's that's the whole ideas.

Like those people are not supposed to make IT. Yeah yeah. Not just to make IT.

but they're already bread.

Bread problem released. The kid has the benefit of singes that get you like my dad was so dumb like, you know, you can have dumb dad and get through things and be a different person than your dad was. And if you're a dumb kid and your dad is dump shit, your dad gets out and gets eaten by a lion and .

find that has .

a profound effect, I maybe the kids are genius and you be, you'd have a genius kid be stupid.

I got to be honest though, joe, in this world we live in where you know humans expire primarily, you know, in a hospital bed or at home and around their loved ones, with the disease, with whatever cancer.

right?

I really would rather die like jump in a lion, like, you know, family functions, how he die, he attacked .

a lion when shield 啊 yeah you .

shed yeah yeah like I I want to noble the death of like a warrior and go back to that story。 This is going to a sound ridiculous no way yeah. But go back to the story I told you.

I saw the lions when my hand was shaking. There was a terrified part of me. This is for real. There were two male lions. No one else in the middle of africa.

Part of me wanted to jump out of the truck and just run at the tight, the lion, and attack IT, knowing that I die, but knowing that I would be the most glorious death of A A man with courage or stupidity. But at least I would die in a fashion world, in the real world, organ nature made verses, beast, beast versus. I would like to think of us as a period, other creatures.

But I just that actually popped into my head. I thought, I don't want to, I don't want to expire in the lukie award. I don't want to be a hospice, right? I've lived a good life.

Yeah, so imagine I just run at a line at the last moment, I get to see the shock in its face of a human daring to jump on IT and rabbits. Yeah, and they would have been on me in a second. But I don't know.

Is that weird? no. Like, if you ever thought how you wanna die.

well, if you're gonna die, you know, especially you're older. You know, it's soon you .

go just run .

at that line.

What if you were thought about that? no. Would you would you be fine just expiring in a hospital .

bed like yeah that's Better than being .

torn apart in front your family yeah i'm not saying do about the no no .

family but .

if you're just going to get moment you out hunting a no wonder you just go you know what? You put the rifle down and you just run out and can go. This is how I want to go punching, punching a girl in the face. No one, you're gonna die. But you go out in that that wild punching agrees .

in the face is like an ant punching you. Yes, so we be an attack by a kitten with .

no clause IT is so. But you get that moment of being a man of of killing that power. You'd rather, just as a stupid way.

have a heart attack. Yeah, okay. yeah. That's a stupid way to do well, I mean, it's one thing if you get attacked by an animal when you're out in the woods and it's like eight, this is the Price pay for being in nature.

But see that to think, revert. They attacked us. Why can't we attacked them now? Lip IT around.

I'd like you. Yeah, maybe i'm .

even inviting you to come .

with me and if you never find e you to go in a right change, you won. Give you like as you're running like Georges, my boom, my crossers.

You want right to the animal with me? No.

now i'll be there. Watch me too.

I love that.

OK be a special men with share. I love you. I'll be there when you pass over into the next stage.

And but you got to do me favor. yeah. If like havens real. If like there is an after life, whatever IT is, let me know, come back and tell me, come in a dream.

Come in a dream. Yeah.

we've had a dream, someone who died.

And IT seemed like super realistic. Yes, I think I have. What wasn't .

IT .

might have been my dad. Yeah, just I just remember being really sad, like he's gone and there was like this wave of empty ness because my mother did die and your parents still with us. yes.

So when my mother died, like whole form in my heart, I can literally felt like a whole and I can close like I, I can come to peace with that. I can, yeah, I can be in harmony with the fact that she's gone. But, and I was an even super close with my mom. But the whole that got left in my heart to cite woods, I can, if I focus on, and I can feel IT immediately. And is that that just that connection to the mother that the person brought into this world, you know, is really, really powerful.

And so in the dream, what happened with you?

I can't remember it's foggy. What I remember more than the actual moment is that feeling, that feeling of genus that, oh, that they're gone, you know, just gone forever. And and IT IT was really sort of this sad, crushing feeling on my soul. It's powerful.

I had a dream after phil harmon died. Oh, and IT wasn't that long after his death. And in the dream I ran into him, and he was very realistic, because we were outside and he had, like, when those folding lawn chairs and IT was on the ground.

and I said.

I said hello. And he was explaining to me that him and his wife had worked IT out. This is after his wife killed them.

Yeah, you were right there too. right? I wasn't there when to happen? No, but work the show to happen, right? Yeah, yeah.

And he he laughed about IT like, yeah, we had a lot to work through. Like, but we're good now, something along those lions. And then he SAT down a long chair and like, fell backwards, like a stumble backwards.

And then I looked, and he was gone. IT was really weird, because, and then I realized was a dream. And then I woke up, remember thinking, like in the moment that seems so realistic, like he was like telling me he's okay because I had tried to get him to divorce that lady a bunch of times.

Work with them yeah because they would fight like crazy fights where he would disappear for a couple, he would leave the house and and he was telling me he wanted to get divorce, but he didn't want the lawyers to take a third. It's like I was just a half. No, I know it's two thirds.

So the lawyer takes to tell me, I go, just give her half. You're always going to make money. Just get out, be free, just be, you know.

And he was terrified of that. He was terrified to leave in. And so when he finally decided to leave, SHE murdered him in his sleep. SHE shot him, and then he shot herself. And my friend was actually, my friend who was a cop was actually there when SHE shot herself.

Also, that happened when the police approach the house. Yes, yeah. H, wow.

yeah. The police broke into the house to try to save the kids, and SHE shot herself. The kids ran away from their mom.

He told me. So he told I, I understand up in two weeks after the murder, I was just, I just couldn't imagine anything being funny. yeah.

And then I decided two weeks later to try to go to the comedy store. So i'm at the gas station. And while was at the gas is my friend who was a cop, was there OK, what's up? I do.

And because I, hi, hey, do you good? And I go, yeah, he goes, you know, I was there. I go really and then he told me the whole story about how he was there and they saw the mom in the bathroom with the gun.

And the kids ran away from the mom when the cops broke down the dog because the cops saw her with the in the bathroom with the gun yeah. And a lot of times in murder suicides, the mother will kill her children course, yeah and so they were SHE was in there with the gun talking to the kids, and the kids freaked out out. And then when they broke down the front door, the kids ran away from the mom and SHE blue brains out.

The only good side is they didn't see her do that.

I'm guessing i'm hoping I didn't see that there's no good side. Mean, no good. You lose your mother and your father in a murder, homicide in one night. And you like what you mean?

There's no good time. Your intuition, like, obviously you are advising, failed to get away. yes. Was ever a foresight in your head that he would murder him? Wow.

no.

that's funny. No.

no. He was also on so loved and cocaine and the family won some sort of a settlement with zot. Not much, but you there's instances where people mixes all off with cocaine that they have psychotic reaction.

Yeah, I suspect that's what was going on and SHE, they hate to each other. They love each other and they hate each other in one of those deals like to insult him publicly. IT was who was rough man.

And you know, I was just saying, like your great guy, like you know, need to be going through this, like you need to get divorced and have you know share custody your kids and try to set an example and just not, you can do this like the fighting was so bad he was and he hated, he didn't want to be married or he was. He was stuck. And I told them, like you, you can't just stay stuck and just let these circumstances overcome your existence .

yeah no matter how hard that is, you have to push .

through so we had a break. We're done filming for a bit to went back for the next season. And um one day I woke up and someone called me and told me, and then I saw on the news and I just like, what and then everybody was called on everybody we all got together like, fuck this is so hard bullit IT doesn't make sense. It's like, yeah.

how was he your body? Like real friends with him off SAT champ around and stuff I actually took me up .

in plane wants um to find where I want to buy a house because I was he goes one of the cool things about flying is like I can show you because he had just got he'd gotten his pilot license while we were on the show together yeah and so he was always practice and that he bought one of the single angered planes it's prety cool and so he said, you want to come up for a flight, i'll show you around my yeah let's do IT and so we flow around the valley and showed me all these different areas. And so he was, he was a great guy.

Did you sweet guy, given the term oil in his relationship, were you privy to the knowledge that they had a gun in the house? Because you get up when you're going through something bad with a spouse. I don't know it's good a gun in the house because someone could that know guess yeah.

that's a orrible thing to think. But I don't even know who's gone IT was I don't know anything. Yes, I gone. I don't know about the one I know, but the dream, the dream was so strange because the dream was like him letting me know he's fine. He was, he was fill, he was laughing.

He was like, he made some sort of a joke about his wife killing him and that we've got through that now. And then he SAT down on the lawn chair and fell backwards. I can slip back.

And like, I think I looked down the ground and I looked at him when he was gone. And that was, oh, this is a dream. And then I woke up.

did you feel like closure? Yeah, really weirdly .

IT felt like was him letting me know and not to forget about yeah.

like, let a go.

Yeah you're always going to freak out about and you freak out about the kids. Yeah, the kids is a big one that you just can't imagine what would be like if that was you, if you were a kid. And then also near your mom shoots your dad and shoots yourself and then it's public. It's not just, it's not just that. It's the thing that you have to deal with, the thing that everybody wants to talk to about because the whole world knows about IT because he was a famous guy yeah.

well, not only famous, but really he was like but what really kind of was hard to get your head around as you have this guy who's an extreme comedy force, right? Yeah, and you don't think of joyce sort of comedy people, that a licit laughter and violence like that. And so the fact here is a funny sort of A A A guy that brought so much left and then that kind of ending it's like .

that IT just doesn't fit. Not only that, like when is .

the wife killed the husband .

with the year?

What must have been going to her head?

So laughing cocaine.

yeah.

What's so loft? It's an antidepressant. R I, um yeah, google the results of side effects of mixing zl off with cocaine.

I think there's a few psychiatric medications that you if you mix with alcohol or if you mix with cocaine, you get really crazy behaviour like people just go off the fucking rails. Yeah, I don't know even how much control they have. I don't know what that feels like like, what does I feel like? You s all love and coke. You might be fucking a raving maniac. You do you get anything .

on that so long? Yeah, like just that name sounds like it's crazy time sounds like it's from the star track. Yeah, sounds like one of the place.

Yes.

there's all loves our hair.

I one if they named that to make IT seem like a super advanced like you IT just sounds .

like nutty time fix IT.

Yeah, that's to fix IT. If there was a legitimate happy pill, the worth like that with everybody that gave you sort of a low dose of M D M A all through out the day, yeah, probably good thing for everybody. This effect.

I mixed on that. Yeah .

because .

I think we were bioengineered to have what we have. And when you yeah on a daily basis, if you start tinkering what what the structure is, how was already the architecture of the structure, I feel like it's not maybe necessary. Good thing taking cocaine and anti .

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Google that just gotta be because I think .

that was something that, like in limited numbers of people, they had observed some like craziness.

Yeah, that's a poor guy. Me, sorry. do. That's a dramatic story.

Get a rough story. But you know, IT happened twenty five years ago.

What a bit was still. It's just like crazy.

crazy to believe it's hard to believe, you know, it's hard to believe that someone could do that to someone that they marry to, that they have children with and they love. Suppose well that you lose your mind that far they would shoot them to sleep.

It's fucked in well, it's the Jimmy hendrick, jim Morrison from the doors, janis joplin syndrome. They were cut down. They left us with who knows what else to offer us so many untold joke stories. Moments like phil harmon was obviously multitalented as an actor .

to what .

would still cut cus I think dinner get killed in the .

first late thirties, I don't think even made ve until late. The thing of him is like he was a grinder for so long and he was so talented and just didn't make IT until he did and then I, my god, amazing s so funny man, so good at delivering a line like this, a professional yeah.

And he was interesting because he came over from center live, which is like this, really competitive, like shitty at each other, terrible things to each other behind the scenes. Yeah, he told me he was terrible. And so when he came to news radio to the sitcom, which was opposite, everybody was very loose.

Area is silly. We'd all go out drinking together. This was a good time. Like there wasn't any like, weird chedi ess no, and he didn't. He had like, just so tell me about IT. Like like you like to smoke little weed, so I hanging out with them and hit smoke with this back when I wasn't smoking weed and he's smoke little weed. We talk about often like, you hate IT being there is like, he was just all .

backstory and yeah, i've heard that story.

Yeah theyll steal your ideas for your sketches and you jibu or had horrible stories about that. What he had sketch ideas head put them in, like the spread sheet, and they could read the spread sheet of what you're going to do, these sketches on other senior writers with steel those sketches and say, we're doing something on yeah and just like, fuck you, man, yeah he was just like this constant battle. And he said he had IT with cast members. He had IT with writers. And so films like .

that's not conducive for comedy that just source yeah source for comedy .

but that's like that really weak man like back stabbing shit when they get power that that happens and and some when they have too much power unchecked and no one's watching them and they are going to away with things like stealing Younger writers premises and and it's all dog eat dog, everybody just trying to get to the top. That's always been a part of stand up, always been a part of comedies like people's stealing people's bits and the the famous person stealing them and the unfamiliar sons fucked in the destroys their lives like we seen that happened .

before as I don't ripped you .

off ever yeah sure bunch times yeah yeah I in front of people and they told me they wouldn't do IT again and I hope they were to do IT and begin like there's certain people that have always been bucket ears has been joke buckin ears. You know it's it's a and you know they don't have any friends. Those people they sometimes have like like a vampire familiar opening act.

So this opening act will go with them and he'll steal bits from them too. There was a bunch of guys I got away with that before the internet roll around there. There is a predatory type of comedian that would just poach other people's premises and sort, sort of rework done.

They didn't have any. There was nothing that they did that was creative on their own. Everything was derivative of somebody else's work.

Everything I always heard, and i'm sure he could do, you know, anything he wanted on his own volition. But I had always heard stories that Robin Williams was that guy, did you ever here? Yes.

I heard a love stories that he was that I yeah, I think Robin William was. So like part of that manic sort of start is like this constant need to have a bit about anything that you're talking about ever. And killing, I think, was more important, and fillings that hole inside of him was more important than anything. And so he would just do other people stuff if he didn't have anything to say.

If you get confront to o yeah.

ah yeah, yeah there's a law stores kinison got mated them still .

from kinda still .

from everybody.

still from a lot of people. So it's true. I always heard that.

Ah yes, it's true. If you ask any of those, there's always instances of rob and going on a talk show and doing your bit. You're going on this and doing your bit yeah do a club yeah .

with him to think he was because he was just so spontaneous, he was just .

like puit out. I think he wanted to kill more than .

he wanted to be a so any crow and especially .

back then when no one was really watched new other than comedians ah like giving up into the two thousands like them and see a thing happened in two thousand and seven right even they were more willing to decide with someone who they thought was more profitable than the the truth than the truth about what is this person doing and how are they getting this material. This is pretty clear that they're player ized.

And if it's any other form of entertainment like music like that, they'll bring you to core and you lose like you and then all the money from those songs has to come to the original person because you copy their song like that. That's a classic thing. Happens in literature all the time.

That woman was the president. Harvard got busted player's zing. She's not a president of harvard. anything? There's consequences always but in comedy it's always been self policed. Yeah you know and so that was that was a so it's a weird thing, that thing that people do where they try to pon off other peoples bits as their own like it's a vampire thing because you're around all these creative people and you're just stealing a little bit from this guy and a little IT from that guy. People are scared.

A did you ever put a guy up against the wall?

And not enough to do that. How come? Because I just .

said things like .

you just verb man don't do my fuck material more you that my material ah and you know they're probably still gonna do IT unless you want to hurt them. But it's like to think about those people. They always get caught and when they get caught they the everything after that sucks.

This is how you know if a thief is a legitimate a thave, if they are being unjust accused, they're always going to come up with new material, they're always going to be creative, if they're always going to have new great jokes because they're y're actually writing and working on IT. But if, but if it's true, what you see is an initial special or something or a few things they do that are really funny. And then you see this massive drop off in.

Like the concepts that they talk about, the the irony that they discover they don't have any like legitimate points really like wow that is crazy. There's none of IT all goes away and IT becomes almost like a person doing an impression of the original successful person yeah because they have no creative in that another exposed. So now they have to be really careful.

So you see that with every thief. You see a couple early like big specials or something ah. And then you see massive drop off in terrible performances after that because they're not real.

Yeah I think I can think .

of their parasites that what they are, the vampire and they're stealing from artists and they're tolerated a lot of times because they're very successful in one of the creepy things they do. They start hiring people to work for them like they will have a television show or something. They are hire legitimate people to work for them ah and those people now become like they become like confidence.

And so they kind of keep them into wraps. They try to like defend that person publicly. A very slick P R move .

for sunbath and some of those people work in for them could be writing that will steal for them becomes a problem.

Two, one of these we noticed um in the early days of the store is that the guys who are are thieves, they're opening acts will become these because even if the opening acts had potential and some of them got out of IT and actually became like legit comics eventually but they were seeing the shortcuts this guy was taken. They're seeing this guy driving number sixties and they like, I want to take shortcuts to, this is how you do IT if you want to get by, this is my mentor, if that's your mentor if your mentor a buckin ear ah and you know you like, okay, I guess this a fucking I thought I was an artist, I guess is the doggy dog world eventually stops dealing the right, not gonna IT that approach crazy.

kind of crazy. Did anyone ever approach you and say, hey rog, that's my bet.

No, I have had people approached ed me where I know that IT wasn't their bit and I know they were trying to steal one of things that these will do. I actually do a bit on that too yeah and you like, that's really interesting because i've been doing this pitch for two years. You've see me to comedy yeah so what do we do in here? Yeah so just like they do to let you know, hey, I didn't see this from you, but I have a bit on that too, but you can did and yeah, no, there those .

little put the cage and .

then there's like public events, like some big thing that have going have a bit on IT some marine, you can say.

I do .

a bit of everybody, certain things where you just know, we know who's writing. We see them, see them go up. You know, if you go to the mothership on any given night, something going to do a joke, the bobs, and then that joke, maybe next time they'll tweet IT know, maybe they come up in the Green room this many times.

This happened. Well, one of us will say a joke. I'll say a joke. And this joke is just fucking. I can't go anywhere with that.

I got I know there's something there, but I can and will fuck around. We'll bounce off each other and then like someone to go up with the version of IT that's like tightened up and that starts killing. We got IT works.

And so it's like this like CoOperative project. Yeah, but it's just if you're not doing that, then you're not creating new material because new materials never perfect. It's always so sometimes IT sometimes you have a bit like every game to every now then train to you and it's hilarious right away and a kind of stays in that same form. But then a lot of times it's like, you know there's something there but you don't know how .

you going to extract IT. Yeah, some of my favorite moment is I am one of these guys. I don't know why I do this.

I think it's for the thrill of the kill. But I love to go to the the show early, like at the store, whatever. I'll go like, you know, two comics early.

And i'll sit in the back and I don't know what my opening bits gna be. And I realized those two comics have between them about that on a twenty five minutes, there are twelve minutes each. And I go between them and me going up. I gotta come up with my opening bed, and all created as i'm in the back of the room. I call that kind of sort like swimming, you know, reaching for air when you're drowning.

you know, you have to say so, have to do forces your brain come up the top.

right? I'll go up and do IT. And again, the opening bid is always the hardest like, right? So if you can lay a new bomb as you're opening bit, you just came up with, I love doing that.

That's a great way .

to put yourself .

under pressure. I love IT a motion we did we did IT last night next time you're in town, uh.

tuesday night. Uh, brian simpson.

who we just call, oh, reach cat. I did IT last night for a half and I we do IT together sometimes, so shame. And I went up at the end of the show.

Oh my g so much, much was so much. We're laughing. We're laughing so hard and we're i'm laughing in him.

We're laughing at each other. We're laughing at the audience. Audience laughing. He was like such a party because they .

know we're just pulling these things out. Yeah, you pull out words, right? Yeah, all our words.

So like IT, IT was cool as a team thing too, because sometimes he's ranting about something. We're all laughing and out just while it's happening. I'll pull in the bucket, try to find another good one.

What's the next one going to be? So we ve got one on deck. And so but it's like having that thing where you're forced to come up with something funny in the moment. It's like it's it's a good little exercise for .

creative yeah and what i've get that tools when IT hit, like when you when you do that, it's kind of like a forty sixty ratio. A lot of the time forty six, when you get that one that you just came up with and it's one hundred person, maybe one hundred, they are rare but it's like, oh yeah.

did you see the Andrew schultz thing that he did about los Angeles where he's like, know everybody is saying that you guys are a bunch of drug admins and perverts and psychopath but that's just one part of L A. Called dad's house. You like this di bit.

He came up with that in the Green room before the show he was read, was there while he was like, getting ready. He was like trying to and nails IT, yeah, in front of everybody. First time we did IT kills.

It's a great exercise because, you know, you've got the rest of your whole act. So in my brain, I go, let's go up and dive on the sort, see if I can, you know, uh, mind some gold. And if I don't, I don't because I got twelve minutes or thirty minutes in the chAmber that I know works. So I just I love that opening few minutes. I just like throw that out there.

Yeah, it's good, exciting. Yeah just putting yourself in a situation like sometimes when your on stage and you do in a bit, you ever go like in other direction just to see where IT goes. Just take a little turn oh yeah, just say never know and baby, that term becomes like the best part of the bit .

absolutely .

but you don't do that. Yeah so like that I tell a difference to these and kind these don't they don't do that like the all the sudden they just have .

bits yeah yeah no. Switching gears in the moment is amazing. And back to what you think about essene lets, one of the reasons I love the purity of what we do is because you can deviate, you can create your own meandering pathway is opposed to structured sketches and stuff like that. It's really I don't know, it's it's just let you saw a man.

yeah. Me, you're great. And sketches, you're great. Ducking, awesome.

Well, thank you. Was yeah.

was funny seeing you there. So you were like one of my first friends. That was an a giant movie. I like game in harland.

Yeah, that was when I probably rather I want I met you like, that was my first movie .

and I was like, no, so that makes IT Jimmy talk with those paper towns.

What is that? Tea.

not coffee. I like this t shirt fucked about um yeah mean we're lucky is fuckyou we're lucky that we get to do this for a live in and you and I doing IT for so fucked in long SHE is so sorry .

but you don't need that .

not just what are you doing over there you put your taper, mitch, more preparation .

to the show.

It's you really should go to jail. You should go to jail. We should deport you any back to what you done to me.

Stupid, you is warm.

but in my going for two thousand.

you .

touch the college really.

Hard into the fuck, man. I love to death.

So on. And thanks for, again, great need to recover for a few months, but that take to meet you. K.

i'll leave on the table. Yes, i'll stay here forever. OK this new home you want to live amongst the arrow heads and schools. And thank you, great friend. I ve.