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Yeah, a lot of restlessness. He'll be gone shortly. People's sexiest man, Stugatz, is John Krasinski. How do we feel about that?
Not too good. That's the sexiest man we have is him. Like, did Jason Kelsey win it last year? This year. Can we do better on sex? Seriously. I mean. I think the issue is the timing of it. I don't think anyone's disputing that John Krasinski is a good looking person. It's just, you know, maybe he could have won it, you know, when the office was going on or something or.
It sounds like Greg Cody is disputing whether he's a good-looking person or not. I think he's a nice-looking man. He's an average to nice-looking guy. And believe me, when I see a good-looking man, I'm like, wow, that's a handsome man. I do believe you. But when I see John Krasinski, you know, he's funny. He's got kind of a lopsided grin. Funny is sexy. Yeah, he's not unattractive. I just don't look at him and say, wow.
He's got some range. He could play like the, you know, the office guy where he's just kind of like a normal guy. He's Jack Ryan. I mean, he's got some range. People are really outraged about this, though. Not People Magazine. People Magazine did this. Other people that aren't people are mad about this. They're saying that this is the worst, sexiest man ever since Blake Shelton won it, which was also a very controversial choice.
Who is the universally worst, sexiest man ever? Is that, is her, because there have been controversial choices before. I feel like People Magazine has on occasion done it to be provocative because they want sexy to be totally subjective and people to argue about it the way that they argue about the college football committee. I think more so people not liking John Krasinski. People thought this was Glenn Powell's year.
And that's, I think, what a lot of the internet is saying, like how it's so obvious what the choice was this year. Who's year? Did you see Twisters? No. Glenn Powell? Did you see, was it Anything But You, the rom-com of Sidney Sweeney? Never heard of it. Hitman? No. Chris is right. I think that's the outrage, is that Glenn Powell, I mean, he is a star. He was in Top Gun Maverick? Yep. Greg Powell? No.
What's his name? Glenn Powell. Former Secretary of State. No, I've never heard of him. We can only say it. You've never seen Glenn Powell? Glenn Powell? No. Very clearly you've never seen him because you'd remember. Greg, get out of here. Just get out of here. Just get out of here. Just get out of here. Great two days, Greg. It's not Glenn Powell. I don't know why you keep calling him. No, it is Glenn Powell. It is Glenn Powell. Yeah, it is. That's a fine, by the way. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I mean, Paul Rudd won it one year. I mean. No, he's. Paul Rudd. He's got Riz. Come on. He does. I don't mind Krasinski. Nick Nolte won it.
What? I mean, he was... In 1992? What? Yeah, but that was a different Nick Nolte. It was a different Nick Nolte. My wife gets so mad at Nick Nolte's lack of range and terrible mustaches throughout the 90s, him capitalizing off of Cape Fear because Nick Nolte didn't have any acting range. He was great in... Did you guys watch Poker Face on Peacock? Billy, it seems like a...
You like peacock shows a lot. I love peacock. Did you see it with Natasha Lyonne? He was great in that. He had a great episode. Gotta check it out. Gotta check it out. I don't know. I don't mind Krasinski. It's just I'm with Chris. It feels like kind of random. Maybe in 2008, this would have been a very unanimous choice. Patrick Dempsey won it last year.
Like a decade later than maybe he could have. Do people's publicists reach out to people to get the people on the cover of People? They have to, right? Provided that the people have something to promote. It's never been a random person in Arkansas. So, like, obviously there's something going on here. Call People's People. That's a great point. I used to work with People's People. They shared an office with us at Sports Illustrated. I think an older Patrick Dempsey happens to be better looking than the younger Patrick Dempsey. How about that? But he was beefcake as a young man. But, like, Grey's season two, it's like, whoa.
Yeah. Is that what it was? Oh, it's both of those. Yeah, but that's the year to win, not 2023. Is Grey's Anatomy still on? Yeah, right? Like, it's going to be on forever. He had a project to promote last year, too. Oh. What was it? I forget. It wasn't very meaningful. Patrick Dempsey hasn't had the same kind of fame now that he had 10 years ago when we were longing for him as a person on the cover of magazines, correct? What was his name? McSomething?
McDreamy. McDreamy, yeah. Yeah, that's when you're sexiest man of the year. But he ceased being McDreamy 10 years later, right? Even though Stugatz is arguing on behalf of Silver Fox status. Mark Harmon, that's a Silver Fox. How is he the same age as Mike Tyson? Joe Douglas fired. What? Wow. It's all happening, man.