There is a real, like, boys, like, clubhouse vibe of, like, dude, we're all gonna get pussy together. Disgusting. What does that even mean, to be honest? Well, it means, like... You guys go out and you just look for a random girl, or you're trying to, like, build a roster. Okay, wait. I guess both. I think a little bit of both. My guy friend has just told me this crazy story. So he was, like, friends with all these dudes who were, like, yeah, we're always gonna get pussy. And then they did a boys trip in fucking... I'm not gonna say where, because... Okay. They went... Let's just say it was...
Let's say it was Denver. No, it wasn't Denver. It was like a woodsy area. So it was Denver. No, it wasn't. It's a woodsy area. He went with them. They brought a bunch of drugs to the like... A cabin. Yeah. Let's say they're in a cabin. Yeah, they're in a cabin. Nameless state. Nameless state. Definitely not Colorado. And he does all these drugs with them and then he said that like...
They're coming down. They're like, yeah, let's just like fuck, right? Wait, each other? Yeah. Interesting. And he goes, what? He goes, and they're like, seriously. And he's like, oh, I'll just go out in the back. It's like snowing. He's like, I'll just go hang out in the back. Well, you guys fuck? Yeah. He's like, I'll just go like. I'll put my headphones in and fucking play Wii. And he goes. Hey, I got my fucking, what the fuck are those? God damn it.
Switch? I got my fucking Switch. I got my headphones. I'll listen to a podcast and play Zelda. You guys suck each other off. No sweat. That's literally
And they go, what if you don't have a choice? What? So he said he ran out of the, it was like kind of like. It's like a horror. Yeah, no. So I know. I'm like, we got to make this a movie. So he runs out and he walks around and they're sending him pictures with his ID with drugs around it. And they're like, are you sure you don't want to come back, bro? What the fuck? Why are they evil boys? What is going on? Is everyone you know haunted by sexual predators? Yeah. It's like your dad. I mean, they work at agencies. Yeah.
Really good ones, too. Hope I can get repped one day. Yeah, show business is really nice. Wait, so he just had to run into the woods? No, he had to suck for shelter. No, he had to walk. He said he walked around the town that was nearby. What the fuck? He had to walk into town to not get fucked in the ass? Yeah. He was like, I know it sounds stupid, but I forgot my bag. I was like, remember my bag, either? Yeah.
It sounds stupid. It sounds pretty fine, dude. Yeah, so then he got back and then he realized, and he said the whole time, like, he was like, it's so fucked up because, like, one of the guys, he'd always been, like, boys with them, but he was like, that's the moment I realized I didn't really know them. Right. He was like, we would always do drugs together. One guy would be like, you know, Sarah said I hit her. And they'd be like, okay. Oh, my God. Definitely hit Sarah. Yeah, he definitely hit Sarah. Because he got mad that he's gay.
He remembered he was gay and he was like, "No I'm not, I'm actually the most toxic male." Pop! I'm straight!