Ryan's Latest $$$ Purchase, Micah's Accident, & Why Ken Picks Favorites
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What are you doing? Making baskets? We're just finishing up. It's an hour and 15 minutes after our start time. Well, I've been running all your freaking errands, Ryan. What errands? Your errands. Your name was on the sheet. Fair. I do not have much of an argument after that. I tried to get him to put my name and he's like, no, let's just put

Let's just put the president. I was like, they're all equal here. It could be me. He goes, well, let's just have Ben do it. And I was like. Who said that? This guy from the title company. Oh, bro. I was at the title company and I was at the bank and then they sent me to the courthouse. Jesus. I was all over the court. Ben's only facing 10 days jail time. He was dead court. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I got.

You got the boy flustered. Yeah, I didn't even know that you guys were rolling. What's going on? What were you talking about? Were you? I wasn't per se yelling your name, but I was going, action! Well, I was just about to start telling this story about this guy. His mom died as he was born. Really sad. This is back in 1856. And he didn't have a dad, so monks adopted him. So he moved up to the top of this mountain in a country that I can't find. Is this a guy who's never seen a woman? He lived 82 years of life.

insane never even set eyes on a woman you know like what a you know a female was he's a monk dude it's not like he's up there watching movies so was he jerking off gay then because you gotta have some kind of honestly i would say no because i don't think they're i i don't think they're really allowed to well right sexual attraction you know inside like his own thoughts you gotta have some kind of desire

Possibly. But is that more of like a thing that you develop from your surroundings or would you just be born that way? You roll a good point. Did he die? Yeah, I think he's... And he never saw a woman. So he never found out. Pretty tough. I would like to know...

uh how many less problems that guy probably at least a couple actually we'll think yeah being a monk and not knowing what women are you probably didn't have any problems okay hold on what about the rest of the monks did none of them communicate like at all that's kind of what i was wondering no i think they talked but they're all just men knew that i think he knew he heard wise tales

Real stories, yeah. But yeah, there's no women allowed in the monastery, so he never saw... I mean, I feel like he got a... He had to have seen a picture or something. How could he go his whole life? I don't know. I'm trying to even wrap my head around what's going on. That's what happens when you show up a little late to the podcast. You're a little behind. All right, so what are we doing tonight? Tonight? I...

Ryan, I'll let you do the talking. You guys all looked at me like you had no clue. Like we haven't had a plan. I'm just hopping in the spring. It was a hard launch. That's what caught me off guard. It really was. No, actually, I was done to be done talking about monks. You too. Tonight, we're going to go to the cities, Mike.

we're going to visit our friends twin sick so we had them on the podcast actually probably i don't know a month or two ago and they have their first headlining concert at a club in minneapolis so we're gonna take the sprinter down i'm pretty excited we got vip table yeah vip table like kind of doing it big and it'll be really fun and hopefully we have a little bit of an in but guess what i'm most excited about mark and tint surprises with

Three subwoofers in the Sprinter van, and it obviously bumps. And I just think it's going to bring the level of drunkness way up. In a good way and a bad way. It's almost impossible not to. That's what I mean. That's exactly what we needed. We turned it up, and it was too good. It was like, all you need is a beer. I'm a little worried about getting too larried up and walking around downtown Minneapolis.

It's a rough place. I would be lying if I said I wasn't slightly concerned. Okay, yeah. I shouldn't say worried. I'm just a little concerned. Like, I don't know if I'll be getting all rowdy. I'm going to be like on guard. The girls were like, oh, let's get this hotel. It's in, like, this place, and it's a name brand and all this stuff. And our hotel is really nice. And I was like, I don't want us to have to run across Minneapolis at 2.30 a.m. So I bought us the closest hotel in the world.

It's a Motel 7. It's right there, right across from the venue. Is it really? Yeah. Motel 7? Oh, I was going to say, dude. It's really nice, but I just picked the closest one to the venue. It's like a block. So me and Mike, are we shacking up? You and Ken? For sure. You three, you guys got a king. Yeah, did we get Evan and Nikki their own room? Yeah. Because that's very nice of Ken to do so, but they needed their own room. They needed it, yeah. Well, yeah, I am not shacking up with Evan.

No chance. I would sleep in the hall before I slept in that room. I think Ken actually booked the room just you two. You and Evan? No, no, no. Ken and Ben together. That's what he said. You guys will be in like the sweet... You'll be in like a sweet love. Where are you going?

I'm saying that Ken's not going to stay in like, you know, the crappy basic rooms. Yeah, no, I tell you what, Ken ain't booking himself the normal room like he booked everyone else. I tell you that much. That's like his bonus for doing the booking. Every time, he's like, I get the amenities and the rewards. No, it's just, he just gets off on putting me and CJ mostly in the shittiest spots. I know.

I mean, you guys act like you stay in the Motel 7s. Oh, it's not that. It's just the... The plane tickets, mainly? The plane tickets and everything else. Well, I will let you know. We're going to Florida next week for something we'll probably talk about later. But...

I did the liberty of moving you two from the back row of the plane. Very nice of you. I moved you up to the exit rows in all the seats. See, that's what I'm saying, though. Why were we there in the first place? Ken puts us in the back of the plane. Because you just buy main cabin tickets. That's what I'm wondering. He's too smart for that. I know he ain't just buying main cabin tickets. I know he can choose. Can he?

I'm convinced that he just buys tickets and then you get put where you get put. I was in a middle seat in row 29, and you guys were in the back seats in row 38. And I was like, well, this sucks, so I moved us up to the exit rows. I gave myself the window seat because I did it. So it is me, Ken, and Micah?

Yeah. But Tint just dropped out so you won't have to do four in a bag. We're going to talk about the last time that Ken had to sleep in a room with Micah. Oh man, I want to so bad. Can we just talk about it and dumb it down a little bit? Get my dad on here. He wants to talk about it. He's laughing already. We think it's pretty damn funny. No, let me just tell the story. Okay, if you want to. I would love to hear the story from your perspective. This is fantastic. How many times can you piss yourself while you're drunk and

And you have like a piss yourself while you're drunk problem. Like actually, like how many times did you say? Twice. I would say twice. More than twice. I'm on three. Three? I'm on three. Three? I'm on three. Well, to be fair, you didn't piss yourself. You just peed on the floor. Four. And the bench or whatever it was. No, I go, well, that's what I mean. It's just in general, pissing anywhere other than the toilet or somewhere safe outside is

but Ken's rolling in now. We're in Vegas and we were there for three days. Eventually, I get so bored of gambling that I just split off and I went to the CVS, bought some of them cut waters that are like 12.5%. Two of them, I'm already like two deep.

Drink two more. And then had a shot with some subs. That's it. But they're really strong, and I just was kind of like just wandering around, people watching,

Doing Micah things. Pop up a picture of what you were wearing when you were doing it too. And I was wearing a goofy outfit. But yeah, I was running into a couple subs and that's kind of what originally got the fire going. Five drinks made you like that? I mean, I'd been drinking before, but keep in mind it's like having a drink at dinner all the way until probably at this time it was...

11.30. Okay, at any point, could somebody have slipped something in your drink? Maybe. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Who the heck's trying to drop a drink? Yeah, I know. He's sitting on the side of the street. For the record. With the homeless, though. No, I wasn't hanging out with them. What were you doing with them? You said there were people watching. I wasn't even speaking to them. I was taking Snapchat to them from the corner. So they weren't even hanging out. You looked like you fit in. You were the perfect balance. Weren't people giving you money?

Money? No. Sorry, Ryan. You were the perfect balance of like...

looked like you belonged in Vegas and homeless. You just blended in everywhere. Is this story getting twisted? Weren't people giving you money? You told me. You said I was sitting on the side of the street and people were giving me money. It looked like people... I looked like people could have walked up and given me money. But you looked fresh. You looked like you weren't quite so far gone that they could maybe save you with that $5. Yeah. And then I guess basically I cut out there, kind of blacked, and...

wakes me up in the hallway. Shortly, not far from my room, but like, why am I in the hallway, man? Come on. You're on the right floor, but the wrong side of the hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't make it to the room. Did you have a room key? I had a room key in my wallet. So you literally just were like, brain was like, floor. Yeah, and then that's the worst part. You just went to bed there on your trip? Did you...

I'd like to imagine that I tripped. And then just stayed down? Yeah, no, that's the thing. It's like, why was I like, yeah, I can't do her. She's going to bed. So anyway, he wakes me up and he was like, what are you doing, man? And then you hit the room. Thank God. All went well. Hit the bed. All was well.

And then, but like, I'm only telling this story under one condition. Like, you can't play the video. It's really embarrassing. No, that's fair. I don't think we can show the video because we're wieners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But basically, middle of the night, Ken wakes up to the sound of a heavy stream. And he's like... It sounded like there's a water leak somewhere in the room. You know, he's kind of like, what the...

It's pitch dark in there. Lights are off. Blinds are closed. Starts recording before the lights are on. Flicks the lights on. It's your worst nightmare. I'm just pissing on the floor. But not just any way. You were like,

Hands were on the bed. The old tripod. I was tripodding with my head down. It's probably because you had a boner or something. I think I had a little tripod. I think I had a little morning wood. Yeah, but the worst part was it was just a lot. It was like the full capacity. It was a full capacity.

Oh, yeah, the best part. The funniest thing was you said, it's okay. Ryan said he'd take care of it. But no, it was like less friendly because Ken goes, Micah, what are you doing? And then I kind of like look back at him with angry eyes. Not much anger in my voice. You get mad at him for telling you to stop pissing on the floor almost. I thought Ryan was taking care of it.

Why did I say that? Because you two are getting so close. I don't know. Do you typically clean up? Yeah. But that's the thing. Does he typically clean up anything that I do? No. In a sense. Like, not really. And I was just like, I thought Ryan was taking care of it. So then whenever, let's say, Jason over here getting a real kick out of the story, I go, you should have seen the look on my face when I found out Ryan wasn't taking care of it.

And then like, yeah, luckily the next day was our like last day there. But like I did my best to clean it up. Stinky. Did you? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Like put towels on it and like put water on it. Yeah.

That's about it. Honestly, that's the least of Vegas hotel rooms. I'm sure I've ever been pissed in many times. That was the worst part. I was doing it more for a courtesy of us being in the room. I did not want it to smell. That's so embarrassing. I got to give Ken credit. He was like freaking Steven Spielberg out there. Unbelievable. Here's the stream in his sleep, wakes up before he's even turned on the light, is recording.

And then reaches over, turns on the light, and perfectly gets Micah in frame, peeing. Gives good commentary. Micah, what are you doing? Because you were shocked. And keeps the phone right there on him the whole time.

The only thing I'm mad about is I didn't record longer because he had a few other lines that was just complete nonsense. Yeah, you should have had him all the way until he fell asleep. Yeah, honestly, true. I thought you were going to say I'm mad that I didn't record him longer because he just kept peeing. It was amazing. What did you do? Go back to sleep? Yeah, I was like, fuck it. It's 5 a.m. I'm going back to bed. What did you do then, Mike?

I don't know. He then plopped face first on the bed with like halfway, halfway down it and then just fell asleep. Do you even remember doing that? No. Like you are an autopilot. Yeah. So the next morning we obviously wake up to the video. Incredible.

And all of us in pretty much disbelief of what we were witnessing. And then, honestly, for the longest time, we were just, we were going to keep it a secret. Just keep it kind of hush hush. No, I just didn't want to, I just didn't want to have the video surface for whatever reason. Like, because keep in mind, blurring is a thing. I just didn't want that. Honestly, I don't blame you there. I don't blame you there one bit.

Or maybe just put up a picture of your face when you realize what you're doing. Yeah, there you go. It is slightly, I mean, I wouldn't say slightly. It is pretty concerning that you can get that blackout drunk and piss the bed on the bed. Standing up. Standing up and not remember it. Yeah, I'd say so, yeah.

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younger and my friends, my good friends. Oh no. Does Jason know this story or has he already heard it? No, he knows. I don't think he knows. Well, he hasn't heard the backstory maybe. Keep in mind, I've never done this. It doesn't help my case much. There's this alcohol. It's called ice hole plum. If anyone is of age and has drank it,

They know the pain that I'm about to say. I finished the entire bottle. And you were a bit of a lightweight. I was a bit of a lightweight, and I was in no position to do so. But my friends, who were older, experienced. Slightly older. Said that it'd be okay. Everything would be fine. Coerced you in, yeah. So I finished this bottle of ice whole plum, go to bed, wake up in the middle of the night, projectile vomit all over my room.

Ice hole plum vomit everywhere. So I come to... This is what made me think of it. I was so drunk and I did that, but I still remember doing it and then trying to clean it up afterwards where I just... It's crazy that you were so blacked out you don't remember doing it. But...

uh i clean it up and like i'm trying to clean my comforter and my walls and like all that it's like disgusting right and uh and then my dad comes into my room the next morning and he goes what happened i go i've had some bad orange juice oh do you remember that dad you told him orange juice bad orange juice yeah bad i don't think he bought it i don't think you bought it but yeah that was that was definitely the last time that i've ever drank uh

Ice hole plum. And honestly, I just... Like, that scarred me so much. I just...

I feel like never want to get that drunk, but it's amazing that you just continue to... Well, I've said it before. There's definitely... I'm not denying getting blackout, but there's things to it. Some people get angry. Some people get mopey. Some people cry. Some people fight. Some people... I mean, there's just different things, and for me, it's just like... Pissing the bed. No, I'm not... Yeah, I'm still like a... I guess I'm a drunk pisser, but...

For me, it's just like memories just aren't being formed. Damn. Yeah, it's unfortunate. Speaking of memories being formed, you guys remember, oh man, this was a while back. We were over at Dave's Land and we were in a field and we were trying to remember the name of a song. The song goes by the name of Chill Bill. Beautiful segue, by the way.

I have, you know, taken a note out of your guys' handbook. I'm watching you buy investable things such as houses or luxury goods. Water trucks. Water trucks, stuff like that. And I found this site called Royalty Exchange where I was actually able to purchase some of the producer's rights to the song Chill Bill. Shut up. What? Yeah. Wait, what? It's always some kind of gimmick with this guy, isn't it? Wait, for how much? $10,000.

Well, that was the thing. There ended up being a little auction and it did get a little more pricey than I was expecting. I mean, yeah. But to be expected, the song's a banger. Yeah, but it does make money year over year. What? Yeah. How much money did you spend? It's like stocks in the song. How much? $8,000. Shut up. Dude, shut up. That's dope. It makes $1,300 a year though. That's dope. Man.

Really? Now we just got a pump chill bill. I mean, you do your thing. Well, yeah. So Ryan can make all the money from the videos then? Yeah. I bet he would like that, wouldn't he? He probably would. I got to be making a fraction of a penny every time that copywritten video plays. I kind of like when Ryan... You actually bought it for eight grand. Mm-hmm. And it makes 1,300 bucks a year? It did last year. No returns are guaranteed. Wait, this is just for you or like... No, fuck.

So everybody out there. Are you serious? Yeah, dude. I love the idea of like investing in a. That's pretty cool. I didn't even know you could do that. Yeah, like stock investing in a song. I did not know that was a thing. And it was actually pretty cheap. There's some that are really expensive. Yeah, I'm sure. And also some that are probably cheaper than eight grand. Yeah. Well, they must not have too much faith in it if they're selling it though. Yeah, that's what I want. They're like, let's cash out now. It's kind of like the. Once the song. You know, if you were a producer, like this guy had to be like a freaking.

third or fifth producer on it like he's had a tiny little part so he's like well i can get my cash out of it instead of just waiting for it to uh yeah true build up so how much percentage do you own i'm not i'm not actually sure on that is this a real contract though it's gotta be really small yeah well to be fair the deal has not quite settled yet but it should be by the end of the day and for sure by the time this podcast has gone live what

What other songs can you do? Honestly, I'm all for it. Every time we hop in the Sprinter, Ryan's going to be like, oh, my gosh. Hey, can we play Chill Bill? Can you just give me a little riff of Chill Bill so it refreshes my memory? Rob Stone, two damn phones, Babylon and crack the code. Used to sip on styrofoam. So stream Chill Bill. Wow. That's dope. No, it's copyrighted. I can't uncopyright it.

I love that. That's cool. That's a really cool piece of information. I feel like I might find myself doing something along those lines. Probably just buy another water truck though. Some of us buy water trucks. Some of us buy stock and chill pills.

I figured it kind of fit, though. You know, it was like a song that had meaning to me. No, I love that. That's why. I love when CJ's like, and you picked Chill Bill, but I mean, like, yeah, like, I love that. That has to be in, like, what, our third or fourth video? Very early. It's the fat kid rides to, uh, for a burrito or something. Rides to Wheely, yeah. It was such a genuine interaction. Like, put it up. Can't.

Can't? Copyright. Oh. What's the... But it was such a genuine interaction. So you're riding and then like Ryan pulls up and then you're like, yo, what's the song that's like... It drove a bunch of comments. Yeah. You still get comments about it. Yeah. And then people commented and commented and commented for years and years because they all knew the song. Wow. This is so funny. Damn, Ryan. Dude, congratulations, bro. Thanks a lot. What a big purchase, dude. Congratulations. Congrats, man. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I like it. Ryan, I think you should keep buying them. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. We could go shopping for more. What else is on there, just out of curiosity? You know, like here's...

Glee's profit participation. This one's lifer rights. It's listed for 1.3 million, but it earned 120,000 in the last year. Wow. I didn't even know that was a thing. That's really interesting. So would it be diminishing though year after year? Possibly, unless it's a timeless song. Unless I start a TikTok campaign that chill bill then goes famous. Everybody starts streaming it. Boom. Boom.

I'm rich. Not a bad idea. That might not happen if Montana has anything to say about it. Montana? Yeah. The Montana governor banned TikTok. What? Yeah. Well, at least they... Their legislature... I don't know. All I know is that they passed a bill and they're banning TikTok. And if...

I guess there's like fines up to $10,000 a day. And so you can't use it? But now it's like going to some other thing because it's deemed unconstitutional. So it's just like they pass it, but it's not in effect. I did hear about that. Not particularly Montana, but states were going to try to do that. And they were like, there's no way they actually... How do you do that? Would you be able to ban kind of like North Korea or whatever or China? How like...

When you're in their country, like certain websites you can't have access to. Would they have that? You cross the border of Montana, all of a sudden TikTok don't work? Countrywide, I kind of get it. But yeah, that's the thing. Like statewide. That'd really suck. I don't really use TikTok, but like imagine you're an avid user. Would suck. But I guess they are supposedly trying to protect them.

From the Chinese. It'll really suck that last couple hours driving to a... I just really... I don't want to get political at all with it, but it's like... The crazy thing is that there is some concern that it's Chinese-owned, but a lot of news that I get or that people get is from TikTok, and it's basically explaining the news that...

our government doesn't want us to hear very simple, straightforward things happening in our country that you don't really see anywhere else that I'm only seeing on Tik TOK and a little bit of Instagram because I follow certain pages. The rest is just throttled. So it's actually the U S government not wanting, uh, us to use it as a free platform. It's not really, yeah. Make sure you get your tin full of hats on guys.

That's interesting. That's how you use TikTok, Mike. I don't use it for that at all. No, I mean, I don't use it for that. Yeah, but I don't have any news on my feed. You guys remember like the...

the uh palestine whatever ohio i don't know the actual name but you know that big train derailment like it wasn't talked about on mainstream media at all and then there was all these like there was like train derailments and like um like huge huge chicken farms and a cow farm all going up in flames around the country you guys know that i didn't know that until you did yeah no

I heard about it. I didn't know that until really I saw it on TikTok and people are ranting and raving and they're like, yeah, I'm just giving you information you need to know. But other than that, there's nothing. All I got to say is don't watch the news. Bad shit happens every day. I just pay attention to the funny stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So if there's all this stuff going on on TikTok,

and the government doesn't want it because you can share all this information and they're not sure if it's misinformation or whatever it is.

How come 95% of our TikToks get taken down? If they got... Oh, that's just such loose parameters of what's allowed. I'm doing a wheelie on a dirt bike. For the record, I'm so glad they finally changed that. Did they? Yeah. I don't know everything I post on our TikTok. But how much have you been posting lately? A little less. Pretty much quick because it's so fucking annoying. You post something, you make an edit, and they can take it down. They did change that a little bit for the better. Luckily, I just posted...

like just a throwback video of uh jake's mustang and i was like this is gonna get taken down and then i was like oh yeah no never it doesn't really get taken down anymore and also i just love if you say performed by professionals then they just like put the little disclaimer in there so that has changed but or they just still get throttled and they don't get any before yeah you could be riding a coleman and rev it up a little too high and they'd be like whoa

That's dangerous. I don't... I just have a hard time thinking that China's got anything to gain from having my information. You know what I'm saying? Well, that's kind of how I feel, too. But I guess having masses, maybe they can... Yeah. You know, compile data and have an idea. But I don't know. So, anyways. Dude, Mike, have you been feeling sick lately? I am sick. Dude, I...

Okay, so I don't know. It's the toilet paper roll right now. Is that what that's for? Yeah. It's kind of gross. No, it is. Well, I've only blown my nose once, and hopefully most of you didn't even notice it. He's eyeing up the table. We're getting twisted. We're getting twisted already. Like, I'm the drunk piss guy, I guess, now, and now I'm also the drunk shit guy. Be careful next time, Mike. You never know when he's going to start peeing.

especially after a few drinks. Yeah, no, Ben was, it was tough. Like when, when we get sick, it really is tough because we run on, on all cylinders pretty much at all times. Um,

we've mentioned, luckily we've been able to take like a day or two off a weekend here and there, but Ben was sick editing last week's video and I felt really bad. You were like brutal, dude. I went through a roll and a half of toilet paper blowing my nose. And now when you said that, I was like, Holy crap. And now I get it. I mean, we definitely all have been a little bit under the weather lately, but dude,

the air quality from Canada being on fire every summer. It's not summer. How is there a forest fire already? What's

What's going on? I don't really know. And it's actually always really pissed me off. I'm sorry, Canadians. Love y'all. We're right below them. Doesn't it happen like every year at this time, though? No, it happens in like August. Oh. No, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about? Two times. Two times. We get that early. We get that early season. When there's not snow on the ground, Canada's on fire.

Is what I equate it to. Every time when I'm supposed to be out getting tan, enjoying the sun, it's like there's this gloomy haze. I took a video, I'll put it up, of me driving to work and it literally, you can't even see across the lake. It's so smoky.

And we're a long ways away from the fires. That's the crazy part. But we are right below Canada. Yeah. There's like one cool thing I can chalk it up as when it's super smoky like that and the sun is blazing, you can stare straight at the sun and it's just this perfect like orange circle. It's so dope. Yeah, Mike goes out and sees how long he can stare at the sun. See, what is... What are you doing out there, Mike? CJ is going to... He's going to be the death of me. I'm sorry. CJ is... CJ is...

So worried about rumors being spread about him. And he spread so many rumors about me. I swear to God, if there's any rumors about me, 75% of them are from CJ. I can't fucking wait for CJ tonight to be up on stage with twin sick and go, my friend Mike stares at the song. And then the crowd goes wild.

That reminds me of that episode of Billy and Mandy. Remember the one kid on there? He just stares at the sun. His eyes are all burnt out. Yeah, that sounds like fucking stupid. I don't know. I would say if CJ's going to take a rumor and run, I would give him that all day to take. I wouldn't. What other rumors have I ever spread about you? I'm confused. That I shit on the floor when I fight?

I didn't. I said I was cracking a joke. He might take a shit on the floor. No, no, no. I was talking about you peeing. But I think that it was said three times within this podcast. Could be said two more times tonight, one more time tomorrow. Mike, that's all old news. You pissing on everything has just come to light now. You brought yourself to light on that. I did. I did. I never, yeah. So I guess I'll just catch you when you do, if you do. Yeah, if I pee. No, no, no. If you...

Tell people. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I swear to God. No, actually, you can tell people that I pee because that's not a rumor. You just aired it out to the whole world. No, that's the thing. I'm not talking about that because I did. Like, that's not a rumor.

I'm confused as to what this rumor is. So, like, I mean, we just, hey, we had a very, very, very intense conversation about this, like cracking jokes around the wrong people. Sometimes if it doesn't even sound like you're maybe joking, like it can get picked up as Mike shits on floors. And that's not a big deal for the record. Like, that's funny.

Yeah, you can't have Michael over to your house. Yeah. Oh, really? Wow, why not? He seems like such a good kid. Well, yeah, last time I had him over, he had one non-alcoholic bush light and he shit on my carpet. Yeah.

Mike goes over somewhere and they're like, they got this massive litter box. And he's like, you guys have cats? No, no. We just, you know, we've heard about you. No, he's like a new dog that they like put a fence up so he can only be on the hard surface flooring. When Mike gets orders a drink at the bar, they bring him toilet paper with it. I love that. Like they're serving me a shot. No pissing.

No pissing. Dude, some kid was telling us the other day that his high school, there is somebody that identifies as a cat or something, so they have a litter box in the classroom. Really? Yeah, a furry. That's awesome. Is that true or not? Is that true? Yeah, supposedly. It's in West Fargo.

Oh, locally. Yeah. I've heard it a couple actually. Dude, I feel like if that type of stuff was common when you two were in school, you two would have done it just to be a nuisance. So this is, yeah, this is like, this, this is the tweet. It just said, it just said, can I see a movie? I want a movie where a nineties bully comes, goes into a school in 2023 and that's just the movie. Gosh.

wow i mean they have to have a great movie i saw it and i go oh that'd be so funny i don't think those kids would be able to take it i don't think they would either i mean you'd be thrown out of school so quick yeah that's the thing the bully would be like kicked out in like a day but oh you're saying like the entertaining art would be the bully bullying like it'd be too easy for him yes and keep in mind i'm not like getting off to him bullying it's just the whole that's good because he's a child

that's the whole scenario all right what's uh now head start rumors of of yeah of him like that i mean well what ryan just said he's like if you guys were in high school right now you guys were 16 oh i'd be playing pranks yeah holy fuck that person would be a cat you go identify as a dog you think times are that different in the last five years even though

Yeah, but... Well, granted, there wasn't, I guess, kids identifying as cats when we were in high school, but... Did you ever have anybody wear a tail or anything like that? What? See? Times have changed. I think I've seen that. Not in my school. I thought it was just style. Yeah. Kind of like that goth girl look. Also, you know what I was... You wear, like, the ears and shit. Yeah. You know what I was... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

So another thing that I saw was that this whatever school was implementing clear backpacks. Clear backpacks. Oh, that used to be a thing. Yeah, and then I was like, Ben had that in his school, like actually like six, seven years ago. Yeah. Oh, did you guys not? You guys didn't have that? No, we didn't. But I think they got rid of it after a year.

You're right. It only lasted a year. But just interesting. So, like, if you have anything that you shouldn't have, you know, people can see it. I wouldn't like wearing a clear backpack either. But, like, also, what could you really have in your backpack at school that, I don't know. Yeah, realistically. I agree. Unless you're, like, maybe have a medical condition or, like, you're a girl and you got tampons in there or whatever, you know. I can see how that may be embarrassing. You have, like, if you, like, some weird magazines. Nothing, like, inappropriate. But if you just had, like, weird, like,

I don't know. Other than that, like anime, I don't know. I'm not making fun of anime, but it could happen. Your anime is showing. Oh, shit. It's on the outside. You're walking down the hallway, and everyone's just pointing and...

Anime is showing. Okay, I'm sorry. So obviously you guys saw this because we were all kind of stoked about it. I was really stoked about it, but TMG gave us a little shout out on their podcast. Yeah, I see you guys wearing the shirt on. I wore the shirt for it today. Dude, I was like, I got goosebumps when I heard it because I've been watching those guys since the Vine days. Yeah, Cody Coe. And especially Cody Coe. But Noel is the one to give us the shout out. They go into great depth about Ken. I was kind of surprised by that.

They were just analyzing his actions and behavior. Did you watch it, Ken? I can see the gear spinning and you trying to come up with some shit. Yeah, I just made that up. Your pause was way too long. Yeah, it was. It was. It was. It's just cool because those guys... I mean, I posted that on my story and a lot of people were responding and they were like,

uh, just dope. You get big names. And I was like, well, you know, it's cool. It's like, I've never thought of us as a big name in YouTube, especially in podcasting. But I just, it's cool to like finally get some recognition, get some recognition. And in my head, think of ourselves as a force to be reckoned with within the genre for sure. Um,

And it's just like, uh, trying to be humble about it, but it was just so cool to hear them shout that out. And I would just love to meet those guys. So, so a lot of people like hit you up. Yeah. A lot of people, like a lot of our friends too, like a lot of subscribers, but a lot of our friends were just like, yo, this is so sick. When I woke up,

uh, just a DM or something like, uh, cool that you guys got shouted out on TMG. And I go, Oh shit. Yeah. What did they say? Oh God, do I even want to watch it? Yeah. I was a little worried right away. And then I, that was, I was like, I asked, well, what was it? And they're like, I mean, they just kind of like touched on your channel. I was like, okay, good. They respected it. Yeah. You know,

You can tell Cody wanted to crack a joke. Or he'd never heard of it. Yeah, he's like the C-Boys. Honestly, it's best if I feel like you stay out of most comedians' mouths. I feel like most of the time comedians don't speak highly or have much, I guess, popularity.

positive things to say because that's not as funny. You're getting made fun of. That's not as funny as like ragging on someone. Cody Ko is like known for that. Like, um,

Do you guys remember back? I don't think he does it much anymore. I think he kind of. Yeah, he just used to like find the channel and just go all in on it. It makes like an entire reaction video to it. So that's why. That's why. He did ruin Russ for me. I can't listen to Russ. You know what? Noel and Cody did ruin Russ for me as well. We were so lit on him. Russ, the rapper, uploaded a song every week on SoundCloud. Still does.

Still does. Didn't know that. Yeah. Uploads a week, a song every week. And then Cody and Noel did a video on him that was,

kind of is just laughable. They kind of ruined it for me. And we stopped listening to him after that. Dude, they... He's an incredible musician. Yeah. Incredible, but... Every time I hear a Russ song now, I'm like, damn, he's still doing this. I kind of thought he was a meme, though. No, he's pretty big. Yeah, he is. He is. That's so funny. I hate that. And he's relatively respected. I guess what he's known for in a certain... Yeah. He's honestly got some pretty good music. Alex...

My girlfriend listens to them all the time, but it's not really the type of music I'd probably listen to. But it's good. But yeah, it's good music. It's got great melody to it and sounds nice. How about Kombucha? When he did the whole Kombucha, the Kombucha founder. He did the whole video series on that guy. That guy actually... There's a few guys that can take the joke well with Cody, particularly Cody and Noel. And...

they respond back and they end up doing like a video together. And I think the kombucha guy did. Yeah, he did. And I feel like that's the only way that you could, that you could come back from something like that. Like you get completely roasted and then you just go and do a video with whoever roasted. Cause you know, like I have a hard time believing that any of, I guess what Cody co says, like in the videos, like,

he's probably not going to go up to their face and like say that like in like a malicious intent. I was going to say, I don't think it's all just malicious with it. I think it's just trying. It's, it's comedy. It's comedy. Yeah, exactly. Like I don't, and it's pretty easy to make fun of people though. Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. No, the few people that have done that with him seem to have only like furthered their brand. Some. Some. Yeah, not everyone. What about the vape kid? Who was,

He did a video with him, Matty Smokes. Matty Smokes. What the fuck is up? That was funny. I still think of that sometimes. That's what I mean. Cody doing a video on him because Matty Smokes was going somewhere, but maybe not everywhere on YouTube. Now he's kind of big just from Cody's videos. Yeah, I'd imagine. He's kind of like a meme, but also kind of a little celeb.

Maddie smokes. I don't know. Gory Co is like the Joe Rogan of putting people on, but just roasting them and giving them platform. Wow. Either you die from it or you could flourish. I don't know if they could really hurt our brand. They could make fun of us, but all the people that would watch probably wouldn't really watch us to begin with. Nothing we couldn't handle? That was not a challenge. Yeah. I think it would be really funny.

Yeah. If you go back pretty far, it'd be, but you can make, it just goes to show you can make fun of literally anyone and anything. It's like pretty easy.

All it is is just picking something. We could make fun of them. I think that's kind of why also he stopped. It's just spreading negativity, which I can respect stopping. I thought it was cool when they talked about basically what we've just done because it's what we like to do. And they're like, this is what it takes to be a successful YouTuber. You've got to be extreme. You've got to do all the things that...

You got to take something extreme and then turn it up a little bit more. And that's what will make you successful. And we never really looked at it that way. We're just like, yeah, we like shifter carts. What can we do with it? That's even more out of the box. And that's how we got here. I don't look at what we do as like insane. It's just what we do. Yeah. Most people think we're crazy though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you look at most of the ideas, but yeah, I think, I think,

I guess what they were probably saying though is like for the new creator that wants to make YouTube videos, like you got people out doing the crazy stuff. So like your barrier to entry is much higher where you can't necessarily just like do the things that you maybe used to be able to do 10, five years ago. A hundred percent. Like 10 years ago, Lamborghini in the snow, 8 million views. Yeah. Now maybe a male, maybe three. Yeah.

thousand yeah yeah i i mean that is kind of the truth too where it's like you just have to be more creative yeah now which is i guess good for the viewer yeah you know because it gives the viewer like the best kind of entertainment versus uh you just being able to produce shit and then it's like well this is what we got we're gonna watch it

I think there's probably like a certain level to it that you probably don't want to go past due to, I guess, like putting your life at risk. But like you can always spend more money, you can get more creative or you can do more dangerous shit. So I guess there is like, you know, not just like doing more dangerous shit, which is what we try and do. Yeah.

Which is what we try not to do. That list of three things is really important. So, Mike, you're picking up an FMX ramp this weekend? I am. Right after this, I got to leave, actually. I got to take your truck, man. I'm so sorry. That's fine. Who's going to be hitting that? Me and Ev.

The two riders. Yeah. Mike, you're going to go to X Games one of these years, man. You keep at this rate. There's no way. Mike's going to be in best trick. Like I'm saying there's no way. I'm not trying to do that. You can't. You got to stay positive, Mike. I thought you were saying he was just like going to go and be in the crowd. Oh, he could do that. He's done that. But he's going to be out there. I mean, at the rate you're progressing, Mike. But not Evan? I don't think Evan. His lungs. His lungs from the vape.

I worry about him. They might stop him when they do a physical. Like, hey, is this guy good to come through? They'll listen to him breathing. They're like, this guy looks like there's something wrong with him. We're going to have to protect himself from himself. Dude, I'll take it. So you'll be out there. Yeah. Because you're the... X Games. Yeah. But yeah, after this, the cool thing is FMX ramps are kind of disposable. It is what it is. But the one we're picking up... How much did it cost?

Oh, that's not too bad. Not too bad. I can get behind that. It's a full size? Well, full size, but it's 81 inches wide. Is that wide? That's like really wide. Oh, so you could hit that on a snowmobile then? You could hit it on a snowmobile or a four-wheeler. You could hit that on a car, bro. I don't even want to say it. You can hit it on a car. Holy shit. You can hit it side by side. Is it strong enough for a car? Now you got Ken thinking. Yeah, it's all metal welded. Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Would you jump your Bronco, Ken? Holy shit. When you get your Raptor, though, your Bronco Raptor. The cool thing about it, yeah, is that it's that wide, and you can move it as you please. So we can move it, like, let's say when we build the landing, we can move it right up to the landing. Like, you could actually jump a car off of it.

Oh, good. That's a pretty good deal. Oh, great. That's a pretty damn good deal. I told the guy, I was like, I was been talking back and forth and Evan actually like kind of knows the guy from racing with him. Going down there today, taking Ben's truck, going to pick it up. What trailer are you using? The flat, that's the flatbed is the only thing that. I don't think you can control the flatbed with Ben's truck. We're fucked then. I mean, we're not fucked. Like we'll figure it out. The Ram's down. The Ram blew a shock. So how big is it?

It's 81 inches wide, 22 feet long, and 8 feet high. I don't even think 81 inches wide would fit on the flatbed. Measured. Oh, okay. That's good. Good job. What's the height restriction for going on the road? Why don't you take Marks or something? If I could take, I mean, I'll pay for gas. Give him some money or something. Yeah, absolutely. I don't think you should pull that trailer that far with Ben's truck. Okay.

I agree. I don't think Ben's truck should be on the road. Don't take mine. All right. Well, I'll talk to Mark. He'll let us use it. But yeah, I do have to leave right after this because he's like, can you come in here earlier? I'm like, dude, I get it's Friday, but just work with me. Mike, I'm so proud of you, bro. Your advancement is incredible. I agree. You've become a pretty damn good rider in the last...

Three years. You were bad. Yeah, you were bad. Very bad, yeah. So I actually was going through the photos. Very. He was. He was. But I'm saying right now, you are really good. The one thing that was the pivot point for me was looking back on that I knew I was bad was...

when you and Ken got out there, we were doing a bit, but you and Ken like dressed up as like my riding coach. And I was riding my 450, my Suzuki on like the pit bike track. And I was like all sweaty. And you're like, get it faster. You know, just being funny. That was a joke. Like at how it was actually right. I was riding a 450 and I just like was hitting these tiny jumps. And I was like, this is the most...

I'm like, I don't know how to hit a pass. Yeah, it was like a wake-up call. I was hitting everything in first because that's all you really could do. And I was like, this is stupid. And then I never hit a track past that. And then we built the track. And then my entire world opened up. Also, having Evan technically... Not even for the track stuff, wheelie stuff. Having Evan as like a trainer. A mentor. Well, it helps though too. Yeah, a mentor. Although I don't ride really ever anymore in like hitting jumps. But like...

when back when i did do that kind of stuff if you had someone who already can hit the jump perfect you can just fall right behind him you know exactly how fast to hit it at you know like so it's like you know that helps a ton and then your confidence gets going and then yeah i would say having evan here hitting all that stuff like helped me i mean even on the pit bike track last week evan i'll hit it first and then he hits it when you hit it and then i was like this it definitely makes a lot easier

that's like honestly my biggest goal right now is like finishing merch drops and becoming a better rider. Maybe X Games isn't the question. Probably still is but unbelievable. You think you could make it by this August. I

I think if you start training harder, Mike, keep drinking those Powerades over there. Also, wait, wait, wait. Can I get a little side note here? Are Powerades super inferior to Gatorades? What's your guys' true opinion on that? I'm curious. I feel like they've got their own market. Okay, yeah. So, like, growing up, I thought they were exactly the same. Then I started to realize...

Gatorade was whatever. Better marketing. I can't believe you drink Powerade. I always used to drink Powerade. Always. And then I just recently switched to Gatorade because I had the Gatorade light with less sugar and shit. And for the record, I think I... Since when the fuck do you give a... Since you started making fun of me. Less sugar? Yeah. He was in the gym this morning with me. Yeah. Where were you? In the gym. I was in the gym. Oh! Here. Look at me. I'm the only one who didn't work out today. Jamie, how we doing?

I didn't either. But yeah, like you quit drinking pop. No, I have been trying to cut off. I've been cutting down on my pop and I can't believe I'm saying it. But yesterday I had a Mountain Dew with lunch and I had like a sugar crash. I almost fell asleep driving home. I was so exhausted.

And I have been feeling better without pop. You've been getting up so damn early. I haven't been getting up so damn early. It's a good thing you got a launderer. She's helping you. Yeah, she is. She's fixing me up good. Yeah, I guess to answer your question, Mike, I don't know. I feel like you got Powerade drinkers and then you got Gatorade guys. But I picture Evan's a Powerade kind of guy. And he's a little bit of an off-brand type of guy. Yes. Evan's more of a quick trip.

So basically when I was like kind of sold on it, like I'm talking my whole life. I just thought they were the same. I actually like kind of prefer Powerade. However, I think Gatorade tastes better, which sounds silly. Anyway, I'm at the grocery store. Powerades, 32 ounces, a dollar. Gatorades, 32 ounces, a dollar.

$2. When you're buying water trucks like you are and everything else you're buying, yeah, you got to save money somewhere. Start cutting costs. Oh, shit. No, and I would have either way, but I was like, yeah, there's no way. I bought five Powerades for the price of $5.

You know how much that would have cost me? For Gatorade? It's $10. Put that right into the water truck. Yep. To me, I don't even think I noticed the name. Like, if I went in, I was like, for some reason, craving that kind of drink. I would just, like, go under the gas. I see the blue one. I'm like, perfect. It might as well say, damn sports drink on it. I legit don't. CJ just buys the sports drink. Yeah. I don't think I would notice. Seriously? Yeah.

I mean, now you guys made me conscious of it, but obviously I know there's two, but I think I would just pick whichever one was right there. Really? Or the one with the sippy caps. Oh, I love that. I'm a sucker for the sippy caps. So this says 50% more electrolytes than the leading sports drink. Whatever. I don't know if that's true or not, but the leading sports drink has got to be Gatorade, right? Honestly, ever since Prime came to the C-Store, I've completely nixed Gatorade and Powerade. I always go for Prime. Shit's good.

And Logan is paying me to say that. Yeah, I was like, wow, that sounds like an ad. And also for the kids. Because I can't say anything anymore about a bearded man. Logan's not paying him to say that. That's why it's funny. You'll send him an invoice. Earlier when you go, Mike, I heard you cough. Are you sick? I thought you were about to go into an ad. Hey, bro. Here we fucking go.

No, I'd spare you guys with the ads. I'd do them all by myself here. That would have been so funny. I like doing podcast ads, which I never do them, because you just kind of read it. I like reading the ads, and Ryan does a really good job. Oh, he doesn't let anyone else do them. No, he would let me do them. Territorial over them. You can have Adam. I just...

How about you, Ken? Ken's only done one. Ken's done one and they never renewed. No, you did one. Who was it? You did DraftKings and they never renewed. Fuck. We can't talk. Nope. The guy that we sent the deal to, our old manager for brand deals, he asked, please don't let Ken do anymore.

And it was with DraftKings, too. That would have been a good one to lock in. It looked like they had a gun behind their head. Yeah.

I love sports. For him not asking for any more, that is a bummer. But looking back on that ad. Oh, it's hilarious. It looks like we have a gun to your head. Yeah, that's what it looks like. So I edited it, and I got a couple of pretty good screenshots from it. Just pop them up here. I'll send them to you, Ryan. Of the outtakes of Ken doing it. Okay.

Did you just have to read that one? Yeah, he had a prompter. He was reading off a prompter. Yeah, we had a little teleprompter for a while. I feel like we're not, like, I don't know how much. Hey, get this done in an hour. We got to do this. Write a script, too.

It's not that much to do that almost every week. That's just how it is. I don't think, I don't think we're talking bad. We, we like doing brand deals when it makes sense. We only pick good ones too. Honestly, I'm not going to promote a lot. Like Ben said, a lot of the brands we have worked with have been like so nice and like, I don't know. It's just, it's like, it's kind of an honor to do it. We've put in our time. Yeah. We've had the, we've had to do the shitty ones. Yeah. Yeah. They pay the bills. Keep the lights on. Keep filling Micah's water truck. Yeah.

That's the most expensive thing we got to deal with. All right. As we wrap up here, I just have like one light question. Like, how do you guys think you're going to dress when you're 70? So the one thing that I can preface before you answer is that

um old people let's say just 70 year old dudes they don't wear backwards hats and if i saw a 70 year old man wearing a backwards hat i would think that he was cool i think that he was cool that's so that's kind of what i'm saying so it's like if i was 70 all you got to do is like put a backwards hat on you have a button-up shirt like this or something like that's what i'm just wondering how do you think you'll actually dress when you're 70 and no times change probably in a space suit

Be on my way to Mars. That's what I mean. To live forever. Like, times will change. But let's say you just dress exactly how you dress. Like... Skinny jeans, Air Force Ones, and a Seaboy shirt. Yeah, like, the coolest, like, Grandpa Ron's ever looked is, like, in his own Grandpa Ron shirt. But he usually wears, like, pleated slacks and... He looks like he's going golfing. Yeah, like, he looks like he's going golfing every day. And he's been repping his Grandpa Ron shirts. Has he? I gave him a bunch to give out to a bunch of people, yeah. Yeah. That's good. But I guess...

I shouldn't even like, let's just say, how do you think you're going to dress? I would like to think that I would dress the same, just a little tamed down.

I don't know if you came to town. I'm just trying to picture you old wearing that. I know. Yeah, and like yesterday I'm in the grocery store wearing the American flag slash shorts that we had, like the trunks. And I'm like, I couldn't wear these when I'm 70. I feel like your butt would be falling off the bottom. No, I bet you old people wear what they, around kind of like similar style of what they just always wore from their era of just living. What do you think Ken's going to do for his nuts today?

They're going to be so big at that point. Some kind of suspenders for them? For the nuts? Yeah, possibly. For the nuts. Suspender nuts. Or like something to cradle them. Hold on. To keep them from going down his pant legs. Is that a thing? Because if it's not, Ken, you could start that. Suspenders for your nuts. What he needs is like some real compression so they don't even fall out by his knee. Suspenders for your nuts is as real as a wiener belt is. Maybe he'll get plastic surgery.

and get his nuts done. Really? Would you ever tight center that? No. You wouldn't get a nut job? Actually, I don't think that's a thing, but...

Getting your nuts, like, tucked back up has to be the equivalent of a boob reduction. You know, when you hear about, oh, you got a boob reduction, and they're like, yeah, it was hurting my back. And then all guys are like, well, geez, well, you want to make them smaller. That would be the same. I think there's, like, health implications. Yeah, exactly. Do you have lower back problems because of your nuts? Or hip problems? This is the same thing we had with Evan's hog. It's you just taking one little thing and running with it.

Oh, it's not a little thing. It's two big things. I feel like his nuts hang low and keep a low center of gravity. And where they're attached, he's not really wearing on anything besides maybe his knees. A low center of gravity. Very centered. Keep that balance.

It's almost like a counterweight. Like, think about it. But if he moves too fast, things could go bad. As long as he's within the gravitational pull of the earth...

He should be okay. Do they do the thing, you know, like on your desk where you put the balls and always keep moving? Do they do the thing where they click back and forth continuously? No, I wish. We should harness that energy for a renewable source. Ken's walking and he stops, but his nuts don't. And he like kind of like catches himself. We're like, well, are you good? Oh,

He's got to counteract it. He's like, that's kind of why I don't run because like, yeah, it's just a lot. All right. This is a good spot to end. All right. We'll see you next time. See you guys. Subscribe, comment, and we love you.

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