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One, two, three. Better. That was really good. Better. Third time's the charm, as always. As always. It takes three times to nail it. Sometimes you just nail it right out of the gate. Right off the bat. But then sometimes it's just a dead D-U-D. Yeah. The worst. Yeah. So I kind of am still butthurt that somebody said my clapping is obnoxious. Yeah. That really... I'm the only person that's allowed to pick on you. Like when somebody else...

You know, on YouTube pics on you, it's like a sibling thing. You know, like I want to I wanted to go kick her ass. Right. I mean, I try so hard. She does. I work so hard on the clap. She really I mean, she's the best clapper in the podcasting biz. Do I have any competition? I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so either. But I mean, somebody else has got to clap. Do they? I don't know. I don't know. Kylie? I really don't think so. Really? It's something just for editors. Right. Yeah.

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And I'm loving it. Yeah. And one of our sponsors. Yes. All right. So I'll tell you what, what I want to do today. Okay. First of all, I just want to welcome everybody to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She's Pumps, Princess Diana. She is the queen bee of podcasting. Queen bee of clapping too. She is. But today I think we have to talk about the hysterics and the pearl clutching.

of right-wingers with the movie Barbie.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm like, put a sock in it. No one cares. Shut the fuck up. You sound stupid. Who cares? It's unbelievable. If you don't like it, don't go. It's like a drag show. You don't like drag queens? Don't go to a drag show. But the amount, the culture wars and what these people invest in a movie about Barbie dolls. Right. And, you know, Barbie's allegedly woke.

It's so ridiculous. And like I, that Ben Shapiro has dedicated like multiple posts to

and podcasts regarding a takedown of the movie Barbie, which I think is a bigger tell about who he is as a person. That's what I was just going to say. Which would be a pussy. Right. And nobody that devotes all that time to Barbie is anything but little dick energy if they don't like it. And he exhibit A.

One million percent. So, you know, he's watched it 50 times if he's posting all that. It's insane. I don't get it. Fox News is riled up about it. And it's just. What are they riled up about? Because I guess Barbie is, you know, it's like feminist vibes and woke culture vibes. Oh, so they want her to be barefoot and pregnant. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Not reading books. Uh-huh.

No Anne Frank for Barbie. No Anne Frank for Barbie. I mean, it's just, I mean, I, you know, get back from Italy and then it's like everybody is wound up. Not everybody. You know, this very loud minority. Very loud. That, I mean, it's like if they say we're the silent majority and it's like, bitch, you're not silent. You are a fever pitch minority minority.

that screams and throws feces every chance you can get because people are sexy and or having sex and or might be gay and or women might actually have careers or women might choose not to get married. Women might choose not to have babies. And some

women like Kylie might be lesbians. Well, here's the deal. Off that whole list you just ticked off, I can't think of one of the items on that list that affects anybody but the person making the choice. Or that is a negative attribute. Right. But I mean, they're back in business. Right. Why do you? This is the small government people. Oh, there's

Yeah. So small that they want to control your body, control what you read. Right. Control your history. Right. Yes. That's the small government. These are the limited government. Get government out of our lives, people. Right. Right. Absolutely. And it's just, I think there's this message that they send for anybody that has an IQ of 100 or higher that can see that we're

What they get upset about is anybody who doesn't basically live a 1950s religious lifestyle. And we go back to the ones that are screaming the loudest are the most fucked up behind closed doors. I mean, it just never fails. Always. Always. Always the most.

most fucked up. What's going on behind the scenes is just nothing but straight fuckery. Yep. Kylie, what's going on with like the millennial slash Gen Z take on Barbie? People love it. I went and saw it. Did you like it? Yeah, it was great. But the whole thing is like...

the patriarchy in the real world. They don't have that in Barbie. The women run the world. They're president. And so that just like absolutely blew his mind. Oh, so that's a bad thing. Well, I can see why people are so upset. Because men have just done a fucking rock solid job at running the earth to this point. I also want to say, I think Little Dick is giving Ben Shapiro too much. I think he's like smooth kindle down there. Nothing. He's a smooth kindle.

I don't know where the lie is. Yeah. I just I don't know where the lie is. I haven't seen it. But obviously, now that they're all riled up about it, I have to go see it. You know, anything that riles them up, then I want to go see. And Ryan Gosling is just a bonus in every way. I met Ryan Gosling once. Oh, I know. I remember. And he's not short. He's about 6'2". Yeah, he's so cute. And he is every bit, every bit as hot in person.

as he is on television or on the big screen. I mean, when I met him, I was like, oh my God, Josh Welch was so starstruck. He was like shaking and nervous. That doesn't shock me at all. He's such a pussy. I know. But this guy is amazing.

so fucking hot and absolute specimen. Well, he looks like an absolute specimen. He is. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you see a celebrity and they're like teeny tiny. Right. And it's like, it's like really disappointing. Yeah. You know, it's like crawling into bed with a big man with a small dick, you know, totally disappointed, you know, but Ryan Gosling delivers. Yeah. And then that Margot Robbie is a babe. Darling. Total, total baby. Can you imagine? Yeah.

Being a conservative and trying to navigate the entertainment industry. Well, you just don't. Look at my mother. She didn't do anything. You've got Chachi, Scott Baio. Is he still alive? Yeah, he's Trumper. And you've got Chuck Norris. Is that Walker, Texas Ranger guy? Maybe. I don't even know. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is how...

I'm having a hard time. These are the thin pickings. Like we get, we still get people on our Instagram despite trying to get rid of these people. They're saying, you know, I'm doing our very best to get rid of them that are like, would you guys quit talking about politics on your podcast? I'm like,

Oh, you forgot that you just used a possessive word, your podcast. So we can do whatever we want. Right. And it's like they, if you're a conservative and you're trying to navigate how to find entertainment, and if two educated women, and I use that word loosely, listener, two

Very loosely. Start talking about issues on their very own podcast, which is named I've Had It. A lot of stuff we've had it with are these fucking right wingers. And they get butt hurt. It's because they thought when they saw us.

Oh, my God, this is going to be great. They're from a red state. You know, they're middle aged women. These are going to be this is going to be our cup of tea. And then when we're not and we stand up for marginalized groups, the butthurt parade starts. Right. The keyboard courage just starts riling up in the comment section. And it's just it's so pitiful. And I can't imagine.

You know, like how do you navigate finding entertainment? Because most educated and creative people tend to be open-minded and progressive. On that note, while you were in Europe, my mom calls and says, you need to go see this movie. It's really good. It's like, okay, she never sees movie. I'll go see the movie.

So my daughter and I went to the movie and we're walking in and she's like, there's a lot of controversy surrounding this movie. And I was like, Emily says that? Emily says that to me. And I'm like, why? And she's like, I don't know. And I was like, okay, whatever. So we go see it. It's pretty good. I mean, I enjoyed it. It was a pretty good movie. I come back out and then I find out on social media later that it's a QAnon movie. Wait, pump the brakes. You went to that QAnon movie? Yes. I should have known the minute my mother recommended it.

that it was bad. Like immediately put on the do not watch list. What was it about? Let me guess. Let me take a wild stab at it. Grooming. Yes. Is that why? It was like a sex trafficker, a Homeland Security guy that goes rescues

from sex traffickers. I didn't realize, I mean, it didn't, there was no like message that I got. You know what QAnon does? That was like creepy. It's like, it's like hashtag almost, you know, like they go out to protect the children, right? In their, in their mind, in their deluded minds.

But they fail to look in one really important place. Right. All of their religious leaders. The churches, the Jesus camps. I mean, all of that is where this stuff is fucking on steroids. Why do you think they're not looking there? Because that's where they all go. Well, thank you. And I'm also going to say this about like, okay, here's Ben Shapiro, the Fox News people. They are so...

obsessed with the sex lives of other people. I never sit around and think about gay sex. I know you dream about it sometimes, but that's neither here nor there. But I don't sit around and think about anybody's sex life. It's just not something that occupies my mind. And then the Cuban honors are just so obsessed with all of this child grooming and all and they think about it nonstop. But they're

are places where they could go immediately to put a lot of, you know, do a lot of checks and balances where there's literally no oversight. I mean, we're talking documented decades and it's every single branch of the church has had this, every single one of them. And then you get to those cults, you know, like the compounds and it's just, it's mayhem, but you never hear them talking about that. Like, you know, it's,

It's just like, oh, we'll give a pass to the Duggars and all that shit. We're going to give a pass to the Catholic Church. And we're talking that shit was really fucked up. I mean, people knew about it and moved a priest to a whole new area where they could just start fresh. New kids. Again. And it's crazy. It's just crazy.

Yeah, I don't know why they're so obsessed with other people's sex lives. The only time I'm interested in somebody else's sex life is if you have like a 500 or 600 pound person and I'm just like, how does that happen? That's the only time I'm at all interested. Like the geometry of it. Like how does that happen? It's a great question. I mean, it is. Suffice to say, no one should be thinking about other people's sex life. I shouldn't be thinking about 600 pound sex life, but sometimes I just can't help it.

See, so here's my thing.

If you're sitting around, consume with homosexuals. Because the thing is, what upsets you about it is the sex, right? I guess. And so, like, number one, it's been going on forever. Forever. I mean, like, go back to the Roman days. Go back even before that. Hell, I even watched this whole chimp documentary and there was some gay chimp shit going on. Yes, I did. That was a good one. Yeah. It was so good. So, you see it in nature. There's these penguins that have been gay. And so, it's like...

Why are you sitting around? Why do you care? Why do you care? But I think that there's something, you know, that, that they, something's missing in their life. Right. You know, like maybe they're, they, they feel like they're trapped in a closet somehow, so to speak. So anyway.

Well, you know, so much to all of you in the comments section that said that we should stop talking about politics. This episode is dedicated to you.

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Kylie, I think today we should hear from our listeners. What do you think? I think they deserve it. I agree. 100%. They're so good. I love them. I love it. Love it. Hey, what are we listeners? This is something we have not asked. And this is something because we're kind of growing a little bit, our little asshole island. Like what, what are we going to call our group?

Right, Kylie? What's, I mean, a nickname for us? Yeah, we need people to get creative. Get creative. Asshole Island. But like, you know, like if you're a Taylor Swift fan, you're a Swifty. And I'm, that's a terrible, but that's just the first thing that came to my mind. Like,

Or I just, I think we need like a name. Okay. Let's get some submissions. Submit. Right. Submit. It's a contest. Yeah. Submit the names. The only submissions that are eligible are the ones that go to Apple and give us five stars and write a review. That's the only way we're looking at that shit. And if four star you're not getting it, it's got to be five. Do that, listener. Kylie, who do we have? Up first, we've got Ken's.

Okay, I'll tell you what I've had it with. I have had it with people telling me that since I'm 20- Shut up, Finn! Sorry, that's my purpose angel of a dog.

I have had it with people telling me that I'm going to want to settle down in the suburbs soon. Nope, I'm good. I would so much rather have the homeless guy who holds the door open for me at the coffee shop and tells me I'm beautiful in the morning, that if I don't respond, he turns around and says, nope, you're a fat, ugly bitch. Change my mind. Then me go to a coffee shop in the suburbs, have everyone fake smile and wave at me. And then the next thing I know, they're writing on Nextdoor about how I took...

took the trash out in my sports bra and it is so appalling like I'm good I'd rather have the social life that I don't have to plan out in the city I can talk with my friends when I run into them on the street rather than plan to drive into the city for 30 minutes talk and then drive home to my lonely silent Suburb I'm good

Ken, first of all, I like that you're running a tight ship with Finn. Yeah, Finn is at it. You got to keep Finn. You got to keep these dogs. They're children. Yeah, tighten them up. Discipline. Yeah, I like it. I like the tough love you're giving to Finn. And number two, I agree with you about the suburbs. See, I live in the suburbs, but I don't like interact with, I mean, I have my friends that I interact with in the suburbs, but I don't like, I'm not

involved with my suburb at large because I do think there's a lot of fakeness going on in the suburbs. There is. And a lot of people that have nothing better to do than be judgmental about who's taking the trash out in their sports bra. Right. Blah, blah, blah. But I'm one of those that everybody hates because I don't give a shit if I don't have a bra and I will, you know, like I'll have my pajamas on and I'll take my trash out. I don't care. Right. Who gives a shit what they think. Yeah. I do think, you know, a lot of times there's this

People will say about Oklahoma City, they'll say, you know, it's just a great place to raise a family. And it is a great place to raise a family. But I also want to defend cities. New York City is a great place to raise a family. You can take your child to a museum. You can take your child, you know, they're exposed to all different skin colors, all different languages to a lot of diversity. I think what happens, what you see is in cities, people are more tolerant. Right.

And they vote as such. When you get out to suburbia, it gets a little whiter, a little bit more Jesus-y, and everybody is very homogenous in their thought pattern. And then you've got all the mega churches and all the houses look alike and all the women dress alike and they order the same kind of coffee and they'll go to the same exercise class. And I worry for the permanent record about what's going on in the suburbs. Yeah.

I know that there's less crime. I know that. I'm not arguing that. But there's less people too. Less crime, less people, more homogeny. But I don't think that the suburbs of New York are necessarily megachurches. No, no. I'm talking about my experience. Oh, okay. Because I grew up in suburban Oklahoma City. Right. So, listener, my take on that comes from, you know, growing up in suburban Oklahoma City and it was like...

People that I went to high school with, I remember one time I was at a slumber party and this girl who went to this whacked out megachurch, I mean, she literally told us she thought there was like spiritual warfare going on at all times. There were demons surrounding you and angels surrounding you and they're fighting near you at all times and they're having this war.

invisible war around you at all times for your like, you know, actions, you know, like literally like the devil's here and an angel's here. And she's explaining this to me. And of course, you know, I didn't grow up with religion, so it sounds fucking crazy. And then she just starts wigging out one time and she's like, I just know that there's a demon in this room and there's a demon over in the corner. Did she turn out to be schizophrenic?

No. I do like going to New York City because you immediately hear all these different languages as you walk down the street. That's super cool. I love that. I just think cities promote tolerance because you have a bunch of people. That's what's cool about America. The one thing I think is cool is all the diversity. Like it doesn't upset me one bit that people speak different languages. I think it's cool as shit. Yeah. So.

No, I agree. And I do love that her coffee guy, homeless guy opens the door for and tells her she's beautiful. And if she doesn't say thank you, tells her to fuck off. I like that too. I kind of like that. I'm into that. Right. He's like, he knows what his boundaries are. I like it. Yeah. Gotta, gotta. I like you can appreciate that. Keep that fin in line. But you know what? I can tell she fucking loves fin.

She would give Finn a kidney if it would work. All right, who's next? Okay, up next we've got Brian. This is Brian from Oregon. I, too, can beat a dead horse, and I fucking had it with bare feet on an airplane just last week. I'm on an airplane, and I look back the row behind me, catty corner, there's a guy, and he's sitting there in the middle seat with his bare feet planted on the airplane floor.

Okay, first of all, barf-sicles. Also, I was on an international flight on the way back from Germany, and there's this lady full-on picking at her feet right next to me, and I told her to knock it off, and she did. It's not that I'm anti-foot or that I have a foot fetish. I like a nice, clean, sexy foot, but God damn it, keep that shit off the airplane. I don't want to see it, and I sure as shit don't want to smell your corn-chip feet. I've had it.

I could not agree more. That's disgusting. Brian is right. Brian is right. So having just come back on an international flight, I was asleep and I heard this click, click, click. And I kind of raised up and I start looking around. I get out of my little cube and kind of walk down to the restroom. And there's a lady there with her foot kind of in a full lotus. No. Trimming toenails on an international flight. Gross.

Number one, it woke me up. Okay. From a very selfish thing. And then when I discovered what she was up to. She threw up in your mouth? It was alarming. Sting. Yeah, just going ahead and just giving herself a little petty right there on the plane. Why didn't she get a pedicure before or after or any time other than on a plane where people, there's like.

You're turning that shit over all the time. You know why, Pumps? Because if people did these things, we wouldn't even have a podcast. Well, that's true. Oh, I'm totally creeped out about the clipping of the toenails. I mean, bare feet are bad enough. Clipping. What was she doing with the clippings? I didn't investigate that far. You should have been like Brian and told her to knock it off. He did on those. I love Brian. Way to go, Brian. Yeah. Knocked it out of the park on that. Knock

Look at all. He's not anti feet, nor does he have a foot fetish. He just likes a clean, sexy foot, a clean, sexy foot. How can you argue with the clean? And I agree. Like, you know, you need to oftentimes in the summer if I'm flying because it's super cold on planes, I might wear sandals, but I put a little pair of socks in my purse. So then I put my socks on the plane to keep my little piggies warm.

But trampsing around with no shoes on a plane is disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting because, you know, they pick up the trash, but they're not like wiping it down. Airplanes are a total petri dish. And so anything you can do to mitigate contributing to the petri dish should be a paramount priority as a flyer. Again, this is an instance where I think if flight attendants could rate the passenger back. Right.

You know, at the end of the flight, the flight attendant just goes through and just starts giving people stars. 15C clipped her toenails. One star. Right. And then when you go to book, this rating that you have gives you preferential seating, preferential boarding. I'm telling you guys, I need to, we need to call an attorney and get this whole thing copyrighted. Oh wait, you are an attorney. Kylie just went, can you, can you.

Can you do some sort of like... Unless they're divorcing, I probably can't. We're fighting over a kid. I don't think I could, but we could make an app. Kylie's smart enough to make an app. Okay. And we'll circulate it to flight attendants. Yeah, this needs to happen. You need to have... They need to take the Uber thing where flight attendants rate us. I think the flight attendant, you should have alerted the flight attendant if you weren't going to say anything and just say,

This is where we differ. I just couldn't have handled that. I'm not a tattletale like you. I don't go start snitching on people. I would have said, really? You're clipping your toenails. I just, you know what? I just, I just went to the, it's none of my business.

Go back to your seat. Leave her alone. But if that clipping came into your seat area. Pumps. I agree. I just am not. My default. I'm not a snitch. I'm not a snitch either, but I am a whistleblower. I'm a whistleblower. Whistleblower and a snitch are kind of the same thing. No, they're not. It depends. Is that exactly the same thing? Yeah. They are or not? Are. No, they're not. A whistleblower is like.

Keep this woman from getting her nasty nail clippings and famunda cheese from her toes out of the common area. I agree. I just am not, I'm not going to tattletale on a fucking airplane. It just, I went, I went back to the default setting of mind your own business. That was disgusting. Put it in your notes to bring up on the podcast. That's all I did. It ended there. It's been a great conversation, but it's over.

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Hey, ladies, this is me from England and also California, actually. I'm sick of, and I've had it with, Mums for Liberty, seeking to protect kids from black history, gay life.

trans identities, saying that all LGBTQ people are groomers, which is truly the language of actually Hitler. Right. They are funded by the Wilkes Brothers, fracking billionaires, the Koch brothers, oil billionaires, who promote...

anti-climate change rhetoric. They promote anti-civil rights rhetoric. They don't like black history. They don't like gay people. They're basically a few old men who wish to control the country and Congress. And they are using Mums for Liberty and kids. Oh, Julius, that is near and dear to my heart. I mean, come the fuck on. I've had it. I have had it. And it's such...

Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. Yes. Moms for liberty. No, you're not. No, you're not. First of all, if you're a mother, have some fucking empathy for other moms. Absolutely. These transgendered kids have moms. Right. These gay people have moms. These black women, these black kids have moms. And do you know what it's like to be a black mom?

mother in the United States. You have to worry about your kid being shot by the police. Let me tell you. So Dylan went to high school with this kid, Trey. Trey is a D1 athlete right now, plays for Creighton basketball. Trey's mom, Monique, is a very dear friend of mine. We were at a basketball game. Trey calls her and says he's going to walk to, this is when they were in high school, they weren't 16 yet, that he was going to walk to McDonald's. And I hear her say, honey, don't wear your hoodie.

And so when they hung up, I said, Monique, why, why did you tell Trey that he couldn't wear his hoodie? She said, honey, he's a black kid. Never ever in my parenting of my sons, have I ever for one second of one day worried about them getting shot by the police. It is never, never crossed. It's not a part of my white experience, but for my friend, Monique, it's,

She's an amazing mother. The kid's father is an amazing father. And this is a worry that she had. And that is a very...

unequal footing. So moms of liberty, these are hateful, hateful, horrible, judgmental, disgusting, vile group. And these are the people that are up harassing teachers, right? Harassing gay people. And every time you look at history,

You see, like when you think about when they were trying to integrate schools and you see the video of the young black girl trying to walk in the school and the white people spitting on her and throwing stuff. That's what you are, Moms of Liberty. That's how your movement is going to age. Right. Oh, absolutely. That's how it's going to age. And it's all in the permanent record. Everything's digitized right now. Forever. And this is how it's going to age. And in about 25, 30 years, you're going to have some hopefully mixed-raced grandchild. Right.

who says, I'm here to atone for the sins of my grandmother because she, her movement was disgusting. That's how this is all going to play out because you're on the wrong side of history and you're hateful. Most of these people use their, they weaponize their religion, which is so disgusting. Well, I just, what I hate about the whole whitewashing history when they say, well, we shouldn't make little white kids feel bad.

What the fuck? It's history. Why can't white kids learn about slavery, Native American genocide? I mean, why can't we teach that? Why is that bad? It's part of history. It's a part of history. And it's, there's this whole thing

thing that is a part of the white experience. And it is that when something makes a white person feel uncomfortable, everybody shushes it up. Right. So when we talk about climate change,

Because a lot of white people make billions of dollars, you know, with their carbon and all of this stuff and fuel and fossil fuels. It's like, no, let's not talk about that. And then when we talk about slavery, it's like, no, that makes us uncomfortable. When Colin Kaepernick took a knee, everybody goes fucking crazy. Well, I mean, there's nothing more American than that. Right. It made everybody crazy.

So uncomfortable and what he was trying to do was just say listen man you get you watch us This is a you know, an entertainment industry that has dominated, you know majority african-american Our communities are hurting and I want to draw attention to this. That was it. That was all it was It's demonized and it's this it's this privileged white culture that wants to shush everything up And what they're doing in florida right now with trying to whitewash

It's pathetic. History and say that the slaves somehow benefited from slavery is so disgusting. It's horrible. And I want the moms to stand up. I think moms should oppose this. Every mother, if you're a child, you should love everybody else's child. And if that child is trans, if that child is gay, if that child is black, absolutely

As a mother, we should all oppose this evil, hateful, horrific, hateful group. Moms of Liberty. Julius, thank you for bringing it to our attention because I have fucking had it. Had it. It's dangerous. It is dangerous. It's disgusting. It's this white nationalism. Fascism. Fascism. Racist.

homophobic. It's disgusting. And you're not for freedom. You're not for liberty. It's bullshit. No, I hate it. I hate it. Julius is right. Had it with that. Love you, Julius. A mic drop. Yeah, it is a mic drop. The more you say on Instagram, quit talking about politics, the more fired up I get to do it. Okay, up next, we've got Z. Okay. Z. Yeah.

Hello ladies, my name is Z. Excuse me if I'm out of breath. I too am a rigorous athlete like Miss Jennifer. I would like to also extend my deepest and sincerest apologies to pumps because I am from Florida, but I'm from Miami, Florida. So that means we don't identify with Florida and wherever they are, whoever they are, we hope they drown and die. Anyway, what I've had it with is

is having to deal with the trope that we have to excuse old people for being fucking racist or homophobic or fatphobic or the worst people you've ever met just because they're from a different time. Bitch, I don't care. I don't care if you were on the back of Paul Revere's horse. I don't care if you slept with a dinosaur.

You had more time, more resources, more life, more experience to live. And yet you're still a fucking racist. I've had it. Next time grandma's racist, punch her in the fucking face. Teach that bitch a lesson. They don't know what the fuck hit them. They're going to die soon.

Okay, Z, your voice memo was incomplete. It cut off, but we're rolling with it anyway. Yeah, because it was so good. That is so good. It's so true, too. It's rampant. It's true. Quit giving privileged people a pass. We've already had enough of them. Right. Seriously. And they've lived long enough to know better.

Yes. Old people have lived long enough to know better. Yes. And I think, you know, I can catch myself sometimes thinking, I'll just be honest, when the whole pronoun thing came up, I was like, what? That's weird. Like, why do they have to do that? And then I sat on it a month or two and then I realized, hey, they're actually trying to say something.

These gender roles are too defined that women are supposed to fit into this category and men are supposed to fit into this category. What they're trying to do is say,

Why does gender matter that they're trying to equal the playing field? And it's something still in the United States of America, men make more than women. Right. Even in 2023. Right. And so, but we are going backwards to a degree. You know, we are, but I will say, and we said this at the top of the episode, I believe the majority. Right.

are with us. I agree too, but it's just, it saddens me that in 2023, we're still talking about people being mean to LBGTQ plus community. People are being mean to black and brown people. I mean, it's, haven't we come further than that? Aren't we more involved than that? You know, I think it's like, um, with social justice progress, right? You take several steps forward. We elected the first black president, um,

It was super ambitious to think we could back to back then have a female. Right. And then we took, you know, 40,000 steps back with Trump. Right. He took a big hit. And he emboldened. I think you're right. I think he woke up the crazies and said, hey, you get to be a horrible person. You get to say shitty things about other people. You get to just be mean for no reason. Yes. And he angry. Right. He emboldened it. And then now they use it's like it's this whole reaction that they have to everything where it's like.

you know, I'm not racist. And it's like, I don't have to walk around daily saying, right, I'm not racist. Right. You know, a lot of their arguments and their responses, I'm not racist, but X, Y, Z. But it's like, okay, you say you're not racist, but look at the agenda that you're supporting with the whitewashing of history. Right. You know, we grew up in Oklahoma. I never learned

about the Tulsa race riots until I was an adult. I agree. Same here. Did you learn about it, Kylie? You're younger. No, I learned about that as an adult. Right. Yes. And this was a community, a black community that was thriving in our state. They owned real estate and were bankers and lawyers and had careers. And white people were so fucking mad about it. They went and burned the whole fucking town down. Right. And I did not learn about that as a part of

of Oklahoma history. So the whitewashing has been going on for quite a long time. It's really, it goes, here's, here's the thing. A lot of these people, white people in particular, they're

Anytime they hear something uncomfortable. Right. Then it's wrong. We're not going to talk about it. They pitch a fit. Prime example is us talking about politics. It makes them uncomfortable. Quit talking about politics. We all need to talk about it more. For us, this isn't political. It's a moral issue. And why aren't you outraged? Right. If you're probably some big Bible thumper, why aren't you standing up for the things that you believe in, which is not judging, accepting and love? Right.

Great questions. Great questions. Great questions. All right. Lastly, we've got Paige. Hi, Jen. Hi, Pumps. I've had it with a lot of things in the last 20 years. But this week's I've had it is when people text me and are like procrastinating texting me the actual fucking point. So they're starting off this thread with guess what? Question mark, question mark, question mark. No, I'm not going to guess. No.

She's so right. Nobody wants a grandstander secreter.

Grandstand secretors are the worst. They're attention grabbers. Grandstand secretors. Yes. That's exactly what they are. They do. And it's the worst. Or when somebody says, hey, I have something really important to tell you, but I want to tell you in person. Tell you.

hate that. I'm like, no, you have to tell me now. Immediately. Immediately. Immediately. Or just don't bring it up until we are in person. That's right. But it's, you want somebody to go, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. No, I can't tell you. Tell me, tell me, tell me. Oh, it's such an attention seeker. I hate it. Hate it. Or I have a text message. I have something really serious I need to talk to you about. When are you available?

I immediately return the, I return the text with a phone call and then you fucking silence me. Yes. Oh, that's happened to me. Yeah. And then it's usually most of the time. Nothing. It's this information is nothing more than an exercise and a rapid heart rate to a complete low heart rate. It's just like, why are you even talking about it? Cause you're nervous. You don't know what it is. Heart rate goes up and then they present this total bullshit that they delay the

And delay and delay. No, I just won't let people get away with it. Totally. I hate it. She's so right. In her 20 years, she's learned a lot. Maybe there is hope for Generation Z. Yeah. Hopefully there is. No, there is. These kids are sharp as tacks. Sharp as tacks. Okay. So here's the deal, listener. Please go to...

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Pumps and I are going to take walks down memory lane. This tour is going to be, it's hot shit. First and foremost, Pumps is hot shit. Princess Diana. That's right. Come see us in person and go give us a five-star review. We love you guys and we will see you next Tuesday or Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had up with.

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