drew is back to sucking on that fruity tube again
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you're not gonna finish it i don't i literally don't know it i've heard it 18 million times and i don't know it all the way through but there has to be a word for that for you like just being incapable of remembering like music sometimes like why can't you just like

Why does it not register? It's called having my mind. Like I was saying in a past episode, I'm not bound to earthly things. I'm more of a spiritual being and music is one of those earthly pleasures that I don't partake in simply because it is...

hedonistic yeah it's like where is my mind it's kind of odd like yeah but you don't know you're so sweet that should be that should be the new intro to the podcast where is my mind where is my mind i feel like we could do a good cover of it if if everything goes south i'm just gonna join a cover band you and josiah's cover band duetting katie perry i don't fucking know it's good we would cover ed sheeran katie perry justin bieber

Those alike. What was the one yesterday? It was an Ed Sheeran song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And love me now. Sing me and say I love you now. Ed Shee-Banshee. That's crazy that we haven't spoken about Ed Sheeran once on this podcast. But yeah, Ed Shee-Banshee. This coffee...

tastes like shit and doo-doo yeah you were fumbling with your machines this morning i know nespresso is out to get me nespresso i've realized or decided is a conglomerate scary brand they only want you to use their products it is terrifying just like apple um literally like no everything doesn't have to be an apple kind of company although i love apple i

I am a consumer of Apple. Also, this is Emergency Intercom. We never said that. It would be the first episode that we didn't say that. We just kept going. Oh my God. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Even though everyone fucking hates us now, I guess. I don't hate you guys. Oh my God. Everyone. I didn't say, oh, a bunch of nobodies hate us. I said everyone. Like, important people. Totally. I get it. Thank you, Kai. What were both of y'all saying to me this morning? Okay.

I forgot. Like, I was, like, really insecure about something, and I went to my room to grab something to cover it up. Oh, you fucking... You like comments. Oh, a hat? Oh, your hair looks good? Is that what you want to hear? Yeah, both Kai and Inyo were like, oh my god, your hair looks so good today, take the hat off. Yeah, you're serving mad scientist. I'm serving frizz. No, I like your hair without hats. Like...

I hate my hair. You should stop wearing all those hats to cover up your beauty. Your hair looks really good today. Thank you. Like, when you took the hat off, it was kind of like in those 90s movies where, like, the girl would take the glasses off. And the ponytail down. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, or, like, the golden box opening in Pulp Fiction. I feel like it was like that for you guys. Like, it was just, like, almost... That's putrid. Or, like, Medusa, like, frozen. Oh, yeah, because we were scary. We were scared. We were really scared. I was scared. Also, you like comments, which that is something to be insecure about. Mm-hmm.

If you ever get a liked comment from Pretty Girl and Cool Boy, that was not me. That was Drew's old ass liking comment. And he holds his phone like an old person. He literally, he was like, he's like, what? It's like my way of being like, you did good. And yeah. That is a normal way to hold a fucking phone. People don't do this. Like, why is your wrist just permanently like this? You're like...

I know why. And then on your iPad, I was watching you yesterday. I was watching you yesterday use your iPad on the floor and you were literally like,

You were in a moment of panic and you were still like... Like, it's not... I think it's out of, like, you don't want to have to put work into your wrists and hold them up. Which, actually, maybe it's better for you because I'm pretty sure holding your wrists, like, straight and... I am just an efficient person. And most people live their life with really gnarly built-up tension in every place in their body. And I just let go of that. Like, I just don't hold...

You are loose. Yeah, I'm hella loose. You are loose like that. But yeah, Drew's the old person who likes comments, which I guess maybe it's not an old person thing because...

every fucking like or comment on TikTok has like 8 million likes. - Maybe you're the old person for not liking comments. How about we talk about that? No, the thing is, is I see a comment-- - I just spare my thought, I don't give it out like that. - I like the comments that I thought in my head where I was like, "Oh, that's funny and you're funny too and I'm funny and I'm gonna like give you props on that."

Or I like the comments that I'm just like, damn, like, so many people are actually randomly so funny, like, once in a lifetime. And they, like, put all of their power into this comment and they just tour. Like, that's it. I wonder if there's anybody on TikTok who they are a liker or a commenter. Like, that's their thing. They don't have videos. They don't, like, do anything other than, like, comment on videos. My friend does that. Really? Yeah. And he, like, eats. He beasts. He doesn't post any kind of... He just...

uh does comments and gets like 16 000 likes on every single one i bet like we should be comment yeah does that reflect on your account like you know when it says like the likes you have do comment likes add into that i'm like curious because imagine like low-key tiktok should be low-key tiktok should add commenters to the creator fund

If they surpassed a certain amount of likes. Because, like, I guess comments are a big part of that app. That and also on Twitter when someone has, like, an uber viral tweet that gets, like, 250,000 likes. All of these dildo brands, literally the Rose brand reaches out to them. And it'll be, like, them, like, praying for their grandma that just died. And, like, posting, like, a slideshow of their grandma, like, being goofy when she was alive. Yeah.

And then they have a pinned comment. The first comment back is them responding to their own tweet. And it's like, also, I've been using this Rose dildo recently. Like, please buy it with this link. And it's like the Rose company is paying them. Reached out and was like, we'll literally give you $100 if you just reply. Probably $25 if you respond to it because it'll get a bunch of, like, eyes. Because really at the end of the day, like,

All brands care about is... Eyes. Eyes. How many eyes you have on you. They literally only care about eyes without a face. Yeah, true, true, true, true, true. They will buy... If you're getting 15 million monthly impressions...

I whatever I'm not getting into that shit. Um, well, if I was dating somebody who had a rose or like a vibrator, they held dear to them and they pissed me off. I'd put it in the microwave and blow up their house. I'll boil it. No, boil it would like clean it. But I guess it would be I would break the vibrator in it. Isn't it crazy that a vibrating like contraption is really just something actually like shaking. It's just like a motor like you remember those little motor bugs that you could buy as a kid that like

Like move around. Toothbrush heads. That's what's inside every vibrator. And no one's talking about it. Imagine if one day we run out of lithium batteries and then our vibrators have to be gas powered and you have to like, you know, the way you start a lawnmower. The photos of Kim Kardashian as a pilgrim. The way you have to start a lawnmower is Kim Kardashian in her pilgrim dress starting up her vibrator. Yeah.

Well, guys, the Chiefs won the Super Bowl. Yay! Really excited about that. That was the best night of my life watching that game. I just love the Super Bowl. I really do wish, if I could change anything about last night, I would have changed it that we watched the halftime show in Nordstrom. I really wanted that for some reason. Yeah, because everyone was gathered around the three TVs. It honestly was so cute. And then I saw a video where...

on someone that was on an airplane um oh yeah a bunch of people were watching everyone had like rihanna playing on the halftime show on the tvs on the airplane and i was like damn like this is cute like the super bowl is cute i'm the first person to say the super bowl is cute but like it's cute like and human and very um

wholesome vibes. It's like- it's like the World Cup. Any big sports event is like- World Cup! World Cup! I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore and you're probably thinking, "Wow, oh my god, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads." Uh, but we're doing our job, you're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again.

I like I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like I miss the taste. Okay. But yeah, it's like that. It's exactly like that. It's like you singing that song. But it's just everybody finding one thing to finally agree on. But then there's a disagreeance and then people setting their cars on fire because they're mad that their team didn't win. Dude, people set their cars on fire because their team won.

football fans are fucking batshit crazy it's disgusting I would never associate with a vile group like that oh my god you literally just said that it was sweet and like cute like what's wrong with you I guess it's like the duality of man you could just see both sides I'm also schizophrenic bin

Has been. You are a has been, Loki. Yeah. I'm in my flop arc. You say that every three weeks. Like, every three weeks, you're like, I'm in my flop arc. And then when we're outside and one single person is like, oh, my God, I, like, love the podcast. You're like, oh, my God, I'm back. You're like, I'm back. That's what I needed. I needed that. It's because you isolate for, like, a week straight. And then you go outside and you get, like, immediate validation. You're like, whew. It's because I get sun. It's literally because I get vitamin D.

huh oh my god see see what i deal with i just can't even name a main staple vitamin well i don't know is it is it a vitamin yeah vitamin d yeah i mean it's called vitamin d you do does your body make vitamins like if you're getting vitamin d from the sun how the fuck are you getting vitamin d in your body i think so i think your body makes it when your skin hits the sun

But it needs, like, outside things to make it. It's like how people can become iron deficient if they are lacking, like, certain meats in there. Something is not adding up there. Something is not adding up. I'm lacking a certain meat in my diet. My penis. Yeah, I just pointed at Drew's dick for those I couldn't see. For the listeners. Yeah, sorry. So I'm done vaping. Sorry.

I haven't baked in 45 seconds. Your will never end. It will never end and that's okay. Like, you'll just be the old man with a fruity tube in your mouth. I freak- a fruity tube? Now you need to fucking chill right now. Right now. Like a fruit flavored, like, puffing, sucking tube. You gotta suck it and it's fruity. Oh, wow. She got your ass.

This is crazy. No, this is crazy. I wasn't prepared for this. I don't know. I'm really scared, actually, right now. What if when you're old, they make ventilators taste like Diet Coke or like Coke, Cherry Coke? Wouldn't that be lit? Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you're oxygen, why don't they do that? Why don't they flavor your oxygen? At least make you have fun with it. They tried. They had the flavor bars at the mall, the flavored oxygen bars at the mall that no one didn't. They would literally put those tubes in your nose and around your ears like you were fucking terminally ill. Yeah.

patient and you just sit in the mall sucking up like great flavored oxygen and it was like literally the craziest scam I've ever seen in my entire life. But no, back to the vape conversation. My mom begged me, literally begged me to stop vaping for her birthday. So I have until June 14th and I will, will hold it down. I will hold it down. This is like you getting a car. It's like the same man. It's like, I need a car.

And then you just stay home for five days. And then you're like, I really need to go here. I always knew I was that guy that was like, oh, I'm going to do this. Like, I'm going to get that car. I'm going to go there. I'm going to do this, this. And then never do it. And then say it the next day and be like, yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm going to take care of it. But it did not hit me until Elisa when I was like, I think I'm going to get a car finally. And Elisa was like, you're not getting a fucking car. You've been saying that for four years. Like when I said that.

it just comes off as two like sibling like me being annoying you but someone like elisa who like we see often but not often enough that like she hears how much you say it's a contrarian you're just yeah you are like devil's advocate kind of guy yeah i'm like a walking hypothetical i'm a walking paradox i'm a fucking walking paradox um threesomes with a triceratops damn

That's just a crazy, like, what? But, yeah, I'm going to stop vaping. And the reason why I want to stop vaping is because two nights ago I was laying in bed and my lungs hurt so bad. And I was, like, literally fearful for my life. I was like, what is going on? This is also what happens to you every three days when you have, like, buffalo wings at midnight. Which is, like...

And then I was laying there and I was like, oh my God, I'm like really like congested. I was like, and I was like clearing my throat and I tasted like the vape in my like phlegm. So you tasted lychee mango iced tea?

Yeah, it was, it was fucking crazy. And I was like, Oh, something is seriously wrong. I'm getting pneumonia. And it's just all of the fucking oil collecting my lungs. Cause where does that shit go? Literally? Where does it go? Like I'm expelling the oil, but like some of that shit is coating my lungs and like my body is not getting rid of that shit fast enough. But well, think,

about this there's people who used to like manually operate oil rigs and they didn't die people early deaths oh okay then yeah you're good oil money is a real thing in texas it's really big if you could get an oil job at an oil rig in texas you were like loaded you were rich if you went out west oh it was it was like 150 thousand dollars a year

You're fine, except you're not getting paid to do that. You're paying to do that.

So it was crazy. And you didn't get in on that? I thought you were like an entrepreneur and like a business. Oh, I did. The people don't know anything about me. Like, that's the thing. They don't know that I'm a mogul. Oh yeah, that you have oil money. Yeah, that I'm a mogul. People don't seem to realize that a mogul is in the room right now. Is the mogul in the room with us?

well yeah you won't get a car you won't stop vaping um and i won't stop sending unsolicited dick pics i don't give a fuck there's nothing you can do to make me stop there's nothing you can no i can file like charges and i guess they wouldn't take your iphone that's not gonna stop me no i was thinking about unsolicited dick pics and like don't get me wrong that is vile behavior scary vile disgusting behavior but also like it's

Kind of funny that like the dude is like,

Doing that like yeah, I will say that anytime I've like gone through DMS and that's sitting there it is actually it's comical because Usually they say something with it and it's like okay So you were in the right state of mind that you can type out a sentence. So why is that picture there? It's like oh my god You're so beautiful dick pic with like the dripping emoji, which is fucking nasty We like go through in his DM sometimes and you'll scream we'll laugh at the dick pics. Oh

What's crazy is that I don't get sent dick pics. Dick pics. I don't get contributes and I don't get dick pics. I've probably gotten one. Have you never gotten a dick pic? I've gotten one on Twitter before. Oh, okay. But I don't get them like regularly, which is like fucking bullshit. You want them regularly? No, I don't want a dick pic. Don't send me dick pics to my DMs. In like two years, it's going to be brought back up and we're going to be like, remember when Drew Phillips was asking for dick pics? Like, what was that about?

We are joking, guys. Guys, if you look, this is a comedy podcast. If you read between the lines... I knew you were going to do that. Fuck you. Well, should we talk about how I got attacked the other night? Yeah. Yeah. I think we should. Yeah. It wasn't even that serious. It just... Actually, it was crazy, but...

This is just being a woman. I've decided that being a woman is literally just being attacked by random men, whether it's physically or verbally. Like, when we were at the fucking vintage thing... That is such a sad... That man who, like, made that weird-ass fucking comment to me... Yeah. Oh, we were at this, like, vintage convention thing, and a guy was talking to his friends, also dressed like the 1930s, because it was an Americana, like, vintage thing. Get a life. I mean, that is a life. Yeah, you're already leading a funny life, but the joke that came along with it, I was like...

chill calling someone's life funny like leading a funny life is crazy you're abnormal

life. Um, but I was walking into this booth and one of the guys talking went like this and almost smacked the fuck out of me and I literally had to dodge it. I was like, oh my god. And then he was like, oh, I'm sorry. And then, um, actually, I don't even think he said, I'm sorry. He was like, oh my god, didn't see you there. Like, he said some fucking 1930s hingity-gadurgan shit like that. Like, m'lady, didn't see you there. If I was there, I wouldn't have let any of this happen, by the way. How would you have stopped that? I don't know. Okay.

I would have found a way. I'm basically Ant-Man. I've never seen that movie, so I don't know what that means. He can, like, make himself little and big and control ants. But what does that have to do with being able to, like, stop him from almost hitting me? Because ants are really strong. So... They can tow trucks.

I watched a video when I was a kid, like it was in like, like kindergarten or first grade or something. And it was talking about how like ants, like if they were the size of humans, they could like tow like a jet engine or something like that, like a jet plane, like body weight percentage. Actually, I need to look that up. Facts checking myself. I fact check myself. Okay. Anyway.

He almost hit me, and then his friends start, like, giggling, and then one of them go, what did we tell you about hitting women? And they all laughed so fucking hard. Dressed like that? Like, dressed like... Being a white man? Yeah, I'm like, you, that's not a joke. Don't say that. That's not true. And then they just ignored me for the rest of the time in the booth, and then I left very quickly, because I got really scared. Like, I fake looked at the clothes, but then I left, because I was like, ugh. And then...

Oh, literally that night. So this was in a day. That night, I went to this event thing with some friends and I got introduced to somebody. This guy was also at the clothing convention, ironically enough. Was he? That's what you said. No, no, no. He was at the Rose Bowl the next day. Yeah, we saw him at Rose Bowl the next day. He was in the same outfit. The guy who did what I'm about to say. Not the guy who almost hit me. But...

that same night so it's saturday night i go to an event whatever i'm introduced to this guy and he's like already drunk and they're serving drinks at this event but he's like drunk and then later on i found out he like got there with his wife from like a date night they were having so like i think they just got drunk and they're like yeah let's like go to that event it's close whatever um

and i was like sitting there like this talking to my friends and i was pretty cold so i also feel like i just stand like this usually like i'm always with like my arms crossed it's just like a comfortable thing and i was cold so i was just like doing this and then he looks at me he's like oh first when he said hi to me he grabbed me and was like called me baby and i was like he like called me baby and i was like ill dude and i just like backed up again obviously i didn't say anything i was just like thank you

Okay. Like you have to do. Please don't hurt me. It's a protector, so... Literally, please leave me alone. And then he was like, oh, why the negative energy? This is... I like this. I like this negative energy. You have such a negative energy. And I was like, oh, I'm just...

I'm just cold. And he was like drunk and talking over me. So I basically like me talking was pointless. He's like, come here. And we were like basically around this corner and it was on the street at this event. And around the corner, there was like a floodlight pointing down on the other side of the corner. And then he proceeds to grab me. My arms are still crossed and he grabs my arms, grabs me by the arms and starts moving.

Oh my god.

me up against the wall where there's light on me and like he pushed me too hard and my head hit the wall and I was just standing there like this still and then he was like I just want to get a look at you like like I'd cross your arms. Oh no he smelled like beer. Yeah and I was just like uh

And then all my friends came and they were like, okay. And they like kind of separated it and like, we're talking to him. And then one of my friends grabbed him and like kind of did the same thing. But like, there wasn't really much you could do. Cause it was like, this is a public event and this guy's just obviously like too drunk to function. Um, but I almost cried and I wanted to, I almost had a, I almost had a peck. Yeah.

I went through a fucking panic attack. And I was so freaked out. And then I ran inside and went and grabbed an alcoholic beverage to calm my nerves. I literally got- Honestly deserved. That was my- I need a beer. I need a fucking beer. I need a fucking beer. A long day of being a woman. I need a fucking beer. I know. Just another day in the life. And then I saw him at the Rose Bowl and I was literally petrified. He was wearing the same thing. So I'm like, damn. Nasty. I feel like that's the same strain of guy as the unsolicited dick pic.

Oh, yeah. 100%. He fully gets drunk in his eyes. It's funny. Like, 100%. Or maybe he does it sober, but... Yeah, that was not a thought. Well, while you were being attacked, I was at home alone, and...

our neighbors downstairs were having a party and i didn't know this at the time and i heard like like screaming from my room and they were on the opposite side of the house and i heard like screaming and yelling and like celebrating and laughter and having fun but from my room it sounded like it was coming from like the streets like outside and i was like why is everybody outside screaming like what are they running from like what is going on and i started like literally freaking out and

And never in my life have I been like, I'm afraid to die alone. But in this moment, I got so emotional because I was like, I was literally convinced like the, like the aliens were here, like the apocalypse was happening. And like people were running from zombies or aliens, like, or some shit. And I, in this moment, I was like, oh my God, I'm going to fucking die alone. And like,

My family's back in Texas. Inya's out with her friends. Everyone is with their family or with their friends. And I am literally alone and I'm going to die alone. And I was literally tearing up at the thought. And I was literally panicking about this. And then I walked into the house because I was like, what is going on? Where is this sound coming from? And I walked out.

are we good yeah um you know what it is the sound of joy is just so alien to you yeah i'm just not a happy person i'm scared of being happy you don't want to see me when i'm happy seriously seriously um but i walked into the living room and heard them singing happy birthday and i was like oh

Oh, so the aliens aren't here after all. I had to recorrect my TikTok feed this morning. I woke up and I opened TikTok immediately because I'm addicted to looking at a black screen on my phone and I cannot control myself anymore.

I was, I was watching TikToks in bed and all of them were like, the world is ending. Aliens are coming. We've shut down this nuclear red Dawn, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like all this shit. The war is on our turf now. Like, and I was just like,

no i'm not dealing with this i'm literally not dealing with this so i just went not interested not interested not interested not interested i love a good not interested and i got my feed right back i used the fuck out of that if you come onto my timeline and you were singing you are gone yeah you are gone why are you singing actually that's interesting i literally don't think i've ever gotten like someone just singing on my feed

I've gotten people like do stuff every now and then. I think what it is is TikTok is like, you like this song so much and you like people so much. What if we made people sing the song and you saw it? Like you saw that? And then I'm like, no. A ukulele cover of Icespice. There's a drone outside, y'all. They're watching us. Welcome to Drew's Psyop Corner. That's what we need to talk about while India's gone because she won't let us talk about it. We're rolling. There's a lot of psyops going on right now.

pay attention don't be fooled they're putting ufos in the sky because the debt ceiling the ufos they're not real i hope they're real i wish they were real i want them to be real so bad and if they are real i'll eat my words but it's all psychological operations don't fall for it listen to this don't ask me why i cheated ask god why he brought me in your life to hurt you

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Eating food from Starbucks be like, wow, that 3D printed sandwich was so good. The grainy eggs are delicious AF. Count your benzos. Doesn't it look like there's less than you remember? Someone fucking stole your bars. Call everyone you know and scream at them until someone confesses. They stole your bars. They stole your Xanax. All right, we're back. Sorry, I had to take a doo-doo break.

um i think something i ate the past few days gave me diarrhea because i've had diarrhea for like three days yeah right it doesn't no it smells good it's but why that face you know what i was it's like when you're listening to a good song you're like nice you sniff your songs no no like when you're listening to a song you like mean mug you're like this is hard that your fart was hard is what i'm saying oh okay well i wish it was hard it was hard bodied

What I was thinking in the bathroom is they need to stop giving out real roses at The Bachelor and give out the rose, the rose vibrator. Like, why has that not happened yet? You know, at the end when they're like, he's deciding or she's deciding like who she's going to fuck. Like, why don't they give out the vibrating rose? Wow.

That's actually really powerful. Exactly. And has anybody given a girl like 12 vibrators but like a flower? Like a bouquet? Like a rose bouquet? I'm sure Kai's done that before. I've done that, yeah. You can't afford a rose vibrator though. Let alone flowers. I took out a loan. I got a cash loan. You took out a loan for your vibrators? You literally would need theirs. Think about this. I always thought

The reason why the plants in the bathroom thrived was because they were being watered by like the humidity from the shower and shit. It's from the doo-doo flakes being fertilizer. No. Yes. I wonder, there needs to be science backing to that. I need to read that because like that would change my whole vibe because we are two people who like hanging out in the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe that's why we like it, though, because it's fertilizing us, too. I literally... It is so bad. I will spin... I will just sit in the bathroom doing nothing but sitting on my phone. It's such a good space, though. Yeah, it's so small and nice and comfortable. The lighting in there is great. The porcelain, the tiles. Yeah. The Lello. The Lello vibe. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And I also think, like...

I don't know. I think it's like the towels or something. Recently, it's just been hitting like really good. Yeah, I think it's because we also have really nice towel sets in there. So it feels like a proper bathroom. Yeah. Like we have everything in there to make it a proper bathroom, except the fact that our fucking door on our vanity, because this house was made 100 years ago. Yeah. The vanity like mirror literally just fell onto me and we can insert that photo because I was doing my makeup and I went to open it and it just fucking fell.

it literally the metal hinges melted from like the shit air from the the doo-doo air yeah you up you up but yeah also like the bachelor is so weird like shows like that are so weird and honestly you were bigger than me going on a show like that i would be so pissed to see somebody i'm even slightly interested in going on dates with other girls i would freak the fuck out it's not real

none of it's no they find love they do they do and they get married for like two years i don't i'm like is is it it has to be like a little real if like these couples are staying together for like a couple years but isn't it like in their contract that if they break up they don't get the money i actually don't know we need a we need a connoisseur of the show to talk i feel like josh would know josh loves the bachelor or orion yeah but they refuse to be on our podcast

Okay. Oh my god, I had work due today. Oh, also, remember when I was like, "I don't trust the batteries in cars"?

Well, this girl posted a TikTok that she felt that way about battery bikes. At least that's why I gathered she was talking about. Because she was like, oh, I kept telling my landlord that she had a neighbor who was a hoarder, which is also a fire hazard. But they were obsessed with bringing bikes into the house, but electric bikes. And she kept saying to her landlord- Electric chair. And I whoop. Electric chair. What is that like-

I'm just trying to get some pussy. I gotta be real. Oh my god, that's not the way you do it. I thought that's like what you would like. I can't believe what was it? It was like... I can't believe I'm doing this for some pussy. It's like and I oop. And I oop? Electric chair.

But she kept saying that like, oh, she kept saying it was a fire hazard. All the neighbors were saying it's a fire hazard and they would bring these bikes with batteries into it. And then a fire started in the apartment complex and the whole floor that that was on burned down because I think one of the batteries of the bike freaking exploded. Freaking gritted on them. So the Teslas are going to gritty all over our lives and explode. The Teslas are going to gritty all over us.

um yeah i know how to gritty oh my god no i didn't say that oh my god i recorded this okay wait let me fire i mean there's it's not gonna get that good okay go wait no i had to get in the rhythm oh still going all right i'm getting dead serious that was kind of good that last one

You're just kind of hopping around. I don't know what a gritty is. I genuinely don't know. Yeah, I don't have the emote, so I don't see it often enough to know. I need to watch a How to Gritty YouTube tutorial. Except I love the video of the two kids grittying and they're like racing. It's so cute in the backyard. And the girls, it's like a co-ed party. Yeah, it's super cute. All right, well...

I looked up how to do the default dance. Oh, yeah. And I just, like, I was, like, standing in my room doing it. The, like, the Fortnite? Yeah. Josiah's really good at it. I spent, like, I don't know, 15 minutes trying to learn, and then I got an email from, like,

my health insurance and it was like you have to go to the doctor and I was just like oh I'm like 28. I like and I'm default dancing in my bedroom closed the browser that is upstairs neighbor activity like yeah like just stomping around like some of us have to get morning go to sleep is that loud for y'all no

I think I have a louder one. Yours is loud. Somebody said that if you... Somebody said... There was a TikTok of this girl being like, if you want to hear your voice, how it is, because when you're hearing your voice, you're usually hearing it bounce off of things. If you want to hear it for real, go like this, and you can hear exactly how you sound. Hello, I am listening to my voice for real this time.

Wait, no. How does this work? I don't know. Do you cover your ears? No, you go like this. Or... Oh, I guess... I don't know. She went like this. And it's like you're not hearing it bounce from here to here. You're hearing it like... Actually, I don't know how this works. Bounce off the back of the wall. Because there's no way you're covering your... I think if you cover your ears and like plug it up, you can hear... But that's your head voice. That's not how you sound. There's no way of knowing how you sound. Because there's no way of knowing that you're real. That's the thing...

is we are simply the universe experiencing itself if you think about it what does that mean i saw somebody say that we need to like go off into the woods and take mushrooms and like shut the fuck up because they were like all they do is get like in like existential period

We're just too existential. Yeah, no, it's too self-aware.

and we question why these things are trends and they're confusing and scary and like silly to us. So we make a joke of it when really we've been hiding behind jokes for our whole life because in reality, we are terrified of our own existence and what we're going to leave behind. And if we're going to get to leave anything behind,

behind and what does that even mean because i won't be here to see what those things i leave behind turn into so it's not necessarily important and i should just be enjoying my days moment by moment but i'm so stuck up on what i think i need to do before my life ends but how do you even know when your life ends because there is no knowing that that was so core core you're so core core i've been getting into hope core recently oh i've seen a lot of hope core i love hope core my way

All I could think is when Christian performed that whole song and it was so lit. That was so fire. That's like Christian's go-to karaoke song. And then his show in LA, he performed the entire thing. And he was like, y'all have to sing along or it's not going to work. Like y'all all have to get down with this shit. But most people, I don't think news...

The lyrics. It was like his 10 friends who have seen him perform it so much. So now we know the lyrics. Screaming it from the... Yeah, we were in the VIPs. We were in the banister. Yeah. We were in the blue banisters. What was Lana saying? Or Josiah saying? Lana was saying? My body is a map of LA. Okay.

But we truly are the universe experiencing itself. I don't know necessarily what that means. It's like we're made of stardust and we are all the chemicals and gases all created from the universe and its infinite expanses. And we're just that in one being. And we're using that energy.

To observe itself. To observe ourselves. Do you think God would be mad that we're using his energy to do this? To jerk off? Oh! That was intended. Also... Everything happens for a reason. Um...

I saw Azul in the window the other day when we got home and it literally freaked me out because I was looking at her. I was like, dude, when we leave the house, she's still here. Like when you leave the house, your pet is still at home existing. They don't just disappear into thin air.

When you're out and you don't even... They don't cross your mind. They are still somewhere in your house just sitting around thinking nothing. Literally nothing. Just moving around. Just like, need water. Need food. Ooh, thing. I'm gonna hunt that thing. Yeah. I'm gonna play with that thing. Shiny toy. This isn't real. I'm moving on. Azul has been hanging out in my room a lot more recently because there is a...

female cat screaming in heat right outside my window all day every day i keep thinking it's a real baby or something and then i get up and look through all my windows because i swear there's going to be like an infant on the fucking road like it's a 1920s film and i'm going to take in a baby while it's raining and raise it as my own yeah but as well yeah he's been like trying to get some snatch bro

No, Azul isn't like that. Azul wouldn't just, like, use somebody for their body. Azul wants to get to know somebody before, like, he has sex. That's, like, just the kind of cat my cat is. Yeah, yeah, I'll give him that. I'll give him that. Like, the thing is, Azul, if, like...

He actually had to be in a room with another cat. He is the most useless cat ever. He would suck balls. Yeah, when I got my other cat, who's dead, by the way. I have a fucking dead cat. Like, yeah, I had a cat for like a year and then it fucking died. Nine months, actually. Yeah, like not even a year. And you just neglected her. Yeah, honestly, like feeding two cats was too much work. Like, ugh.

It was just so bad. Actually, she had cat COVID and died. Literally, I cannot believe that happened. And it felt like you had her for so fucking long. It felt like you had her for three years, but she was only around for such a short amount of time. It felt like I had her for so long because I never had to take a cat to the vet.

and the doctor that much. It was a lot. Like, she needed so much attention because she was just, she was literally withering away. It was actually so fucking devastating. It was really sad. But she was, like, actually the nicest cat ever. Oh, I found, I'm gonna insert this picture. I found a picture of you holding her out. Oh, when she was really long. When she was, like, she was a really long cat, but we never got to see her get old because she died and perished. No.

She literally perished. Stop saying withered and perished. She did. She perished. She's in a box in my room right now. She was such a sweet little girl that like we had beef. Me and her had beef. And I'll admit that I'm grown enough to admit that we had beef in our lifetime. But you miss her now. I do. I really do miss her presence. It was weird without her. But to clarify things, she was basically born with a neurological disorder. Yeah, she's born with like...

No, so basically she got an infection and then she got cat COVID and only five, like it's normal for cats to get a COVID strain, but only five to like, I think it's like two to 5%.

fucking die from it, but because she was untreated, she got, like, a viral infection, and, like, it killed her kidneys and her lungs, and then she couldn't grow hair anymore, so she just started losing her hair

and she couldn't eat and also when she was a baby she had an ear infection from being sick so she walked with a tilt so she would like jump around she was so cute with her little head yeah she would like walk with a tilt she was like Wiley from Coraline yeah if she walked too far she would just almost start bending like she would start going in a circle if you just like let her and her tail was like crushed when she was a baby so her tail had a really bad bend in it

Literally so fucked up. And you know what's crazy is when I first went to get her, like, I literally, do you remember how bad that was? I had so much anxiety. My gut feeling doesn't lie, but I'm so happy I got her because she was awesome. But when I went to get her, it was like during, it was during COVID and I was just like, dude, this is like the perfect time to get another cat because I've been wanting a second cat, but I just like would travel so much. I'm laughing so much at this. Because it's funny. Yeah.

I was like, oh, I just need another cat because now's the perfect time because I can get close. I'm going to be home for so long. Whatever. We like go out of the way to go. I drive an hour away to go get this cat. Then I have a panic attack because I'm so scared of COVID. And I'm like, maybe this is like a rash decision. I shouldn't be getting another cat. I'm not going to go. And then I was convinced to go back because it was like, dude, you want another cat? And I was like, that is true. I want this cat. It's so cute and ugly and stinky. And I'm like, going to go get this cat. We drove back out and then we got there. And literally I got into the house. She was being fostered at.

and she was so fucking paranoid and like she was so freaked out by seeing another human and when i got in the house she like ran into a wall hit it and then backed up like literally like went backwards really fast hit the stairs and then tried to run up the stairs and it was wood stairs so she slipped down the stairs hit the floor and then ran away into a corner and the foster mom was like

She does that. She's a little scared. And I was like, literally standing in this stranger's house with like three masks on and gloves. And I was like, I should not be in here. Like, this is so bad. And then I just was too scared to be like, actually, no, I don't want that. So I,

I took her and like, she was dead silent on the hour and a half ride home. And I thought she was dead in the carrier in the backseat. And I was like, this is just my cat now. And she was just so weird. And then I put her in the room to like,

so that Azul could smell her through the door and she just kept pissing in the bed, in the cat bed. She wouldn't piss in the litter box and she was like old enough that she knew what a litter box was and she like peed in it and then got under it so she was covered in pee and like, dude, it was literally so crazy but then she was a really good girl and she would lay in my lap. She was a lap cat. She was such a sweet little girl.

And then she died. And then she was normal for like three months and gaining weight. And then she started getting really skinny. I was like, damn. It turned so fast. It was crazy. It wasn't like... It happened without warning. It was so weird. One day she was good. And then the next day her head got really bad. And then it was just downhill over like a month. And then eventually...

She had to get put down. It was so sad. That was really the worst experience ever. But I'm happy it happened while I was here. Yeah. Because my biggest fear was like, dude, if I'm traveling and this happens, I'll be so pissed. Like, that would be the worst thing ever. Oh my god, I forgot that we were with her when she was like,

yeah she was in my bed it was so sad she pissed all over my bed no i mean when she got put down yeah that was crazy we had to talk to her we had to hold her little girl even like beyond like like her being a cat like dude that was that was really dark that like fucked me up for a little bit like seeing her get put down and just like literally the life like leaving her eyes it was like

so sad yeah having to put like an animal down because they literally are just like passing away it's so sad because it's like well i don't want this cat to suffer because okay this is my hot take i think like when cats are like i mean her kidneys were literally failing it was like yeah you could get a three thousand dollar surgery done on this fucking three pound animal that won't eat and can't move um and there's a chance it won't work but

And she would have to take meds 18 times a fucking day. Or you could put her down and, like, save her suffering. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna, like... Yeah, because she was in so much pain. Yeah, it was really sad. But she's, like, the cutest girl ever. She was literally the cutest cat ever. Like, she was so...

And she had like a little, her teeth would like hang over her mouth. So she would have like a little tooth hanging out when she would be asleep. And she was like a fun cat. Azul is like so slay and cute, but Azul is annoying. And like, she doesn't like lay on you. You have to trick Azul into laying on you. You have to open a can of food and put it like on your lap. You have to literally grab her. And she like is tense for like two minutes. And then you have to pet her until she's like, okay, like I'm not going to be killed by this person. He turns as hard as a rock when you touch him. It's crazy.

crazy azul like if you touch his back he literally like flexes every single muscle in his body like in a way that i did not know was possible yeah um that's a cat that's like terrified for its life at every waking moment it is like perpetually terrified maybe we accidentally at one point left a shroom gummy around and azul ate a shroom gummy and she just knows about her yeah

He's just sentient and that's why that look in his eyes. Sometimes he has a look in his eyes and I'm like, where are you? What are you thinking about? What's in there? So I think he just knows that he's alive and that his time will come to an end very soon. He's an older cat now. Not an older cat. He's still a very... In my head, he's a baby. But I freaked out the other day because I'm like, dude, Azul is almost six years old. No, no. Really? Azul was born in the summer of 2018. You bought him when he was four or five months, six months. Wait, he's...

I guess, yeah, at the end of this year, he'll be almost six. Question mark? I'm confused. Charlie is, like, almost ten. How long? I just need a cat to be, like, Azul to be in my life when I have a baby. But she's not going to be dead. She's going to be long gone. Oh, what am I supposed to do when she dies? That's so annoying. I think I'd get another cat immediately. Maybe you're pregnant right now. You never know. Don't fucking say that kind of shit to me. Don't wish evil upon me.

what are you like what did he call you no he called me oh my oh you think i look pregnant no i'm not saying that wow no i'm not saying that that's what i was saying that's not that wasn't what i was saying true we're gonna you know that's how we're gonna have a conversation about this after funny how freely you feel to speak on a woman's no leave it in leave it in leave it in yeah i'm gonna cut it because you made it look like no wow are you are you gonna yell at me for that what are you gonna do to me

What the fuck is that, 32? I'm gonna spank you. Yeah, that got morbid. We just talked about my dead cat. I was cracking up the entire time. That's like a defense mechanism, though. When I think about sad things, I literally cannot help it, but I laugh. It's too funny. For some reason, it's literally like,

Like, devastating things are, like, funny to me. Not because I find them funny. Because it just... It literally just puts me in an existential spot where I'm like, why? It's also better to laugh. Like... Why laugh if... Why cry when you can laugh? Why cry when you can laugh? Like, because that, like... Why laugh if you can cry? That was literally, like, one of the saddest things ever. And, like, I laughed my entire way through it. And I actually feel euphoric now after...

talking about a dead animal. But no, genuinely though, like, I don't know. Oh my God. Like just thinking about like my brother, like all that shit, like what, when it was all going down and like, I know it's really insane. It's just such an out of body experience. It's like, whoa. I think especially as young people, it's super scary.

Out of body because it's just like, you're like, well, I'm still a baby. Why is, why am I having to face such large motions of grief?

When my life is just beginning. Like. It's also giving like. My. The harshest reality. Like. The hardest part of grieving. And I remember like. Telling you this. The two. I was just in a really dark place. One. I was like. One. Like. You truly are like. All alone in this life. Like. No matter what way you spin it. Like. You are yourself. And that's it. And I don't think that's a bad thing. And then two. Like. The hardest thing. I was like. Grappling with. Was the fact that life. Just like. Kept going. Yeah. It just continued. Like.

All of my brother's things were just like still in his house and he had like mail in the mailbox and like all this crazy shit. And I was just like, like he still had mail coming to him. And I was just like, dude, what the fuck? It was such a surreal and weird thing to grapple with. I just like, I still haven't, I've just chosen to,

I chose to read Alan Watts. And I was like, yep, I'm healed. I don't need to think about that shit. Yeah. I remember that used to make me really angry. Also, I was the kind of person that I didn't tell anybody when my mom died because that was during my time in my life where I wasn't very open with anybody. So only the person I was dating and my family knew. And I was just dead silent about it for like... Literally, I was looking back

I actually, this reminds me of a TikTok I saw where it was like me explaining how I used my Finsta from 2016 to 2019. It was like, I got married there. I got divorced there. I got, I got into fights on that show. Like it was like this woman like talking like that. And I remember like two weeks later, maybe I was like, oh, cause people obviously just kept texting me like nothing and like talking to me and getting upset that I wasn't saying anything to them. And then I just made a random post on my Finsta. I was like, by the way, my mom died. I don't want to talk about it. Like,

Done. I was like, you know, just shut up. Don't say anything to me. I don't want to talk about it with anybody. Um, but that would make me really mad for a long time. Cause I was like, this is so unfair. Everyone's life is just like continuing and moving on. My dad still has to go to work tomorrow. My mom still has to go to work tomorrow. Like my stepmom, um, has to go to work tomorrow. Like,

People just... People are just continuing their life. Like, everything is just moving as if this devastating, huge thing didn't just happen to me. And then, yeah, I agree with, like, you're alone because as... But that...

That's like a funny thing growing up to think about is I remember that used to freak me out even with my siblings. I think about how different me and all my siblings are. And I'm just stunned because in my head we had such similar experiences, but we really didn't. We were all living such separate lives and like we were all our individual selves. And that was grieving too. It was like,

all of us took different steps in grieving. Exactly. Like, it's completely different. And then it's like, that almost makes it annoying because it's your fucking siblings. So already talking to your siblings sometimes can be actually the most frustrating thing in the world. But then when you're trying to have a deep conversation with them and it becomes a, like, a competition. Like, I don't know how to describe it. Not that grieving is a competition, but like... Oh, for me it is. Oh. For me it is, yeah. I'm the most sad. But are you, though? Like, how can you prove it? I'm the saddest in the room.

I'm the baddest in the room. What does he say? Oh, what's the highest in the room? Alex G song. I've been thinking saying recently when I get sad, I get sad. I get so mad. With the broken rib. Keep going. Cause I am trapped and I am bad.

sometimes i get mad in my room that was awesome yeah we've been working on that that's like you guys have been working on that well we're planning on going on a college that was awesome we're planning on going on like a college tour yeah and performing and performing that to inspire okay but you guys have been working on that and that's as good as it is right now i'm just

I was like, it's good for like... It's funny. You know what's funny? It's like, was his job ever to talk? It was... No, the thing is, the thing is, the thing is, the thing is, art is subjective. Do you know that? Yeah, I know that. Unless it's your art. Then it's objectively bad. Yeah.

Did that just rip or has that been ripped like that? It's been hella ripped. This shit is like fucked up. And it cost you $8 million in LA. Anybody want to sniff my armpits? That's what it looks like. It looks like you're doing like a chapless ass but for your armpits. It's kind of the shit I've been on. That's what you've been on? Yeah, I've been ripping the armpits out of my shirts and sweaters. Right, right. Better circulation. Better pheromone transfer. I know how to help circulate your blood if you need help doing that.

Me too. Oh my god. Do not fucking touch me. He's saying... We were talking about the Beyonce concert and how we're like, okay, when we get our tickets... Because we didn't get pre-sale tickets, so now we're just staring at the prices. And we're like, damn, are we really just going to have to like... It's an experience. I need to see her. We were talking about it last night and I was like, I have to be...

like front row like i simply i simply have you see eight million ads for seat geek like and share yeah no i i genuinely have to be like front row and i was talking about and i was like oh like i need to like i need her to like bend down and reach out so we can touch her and i was like no no i do not need to touch beyonce i really don't need to even be close to beyonce like

It would ruin every, it would ruin, it would be like, it would be the same level of like life shifting as my brother died is if I touched Beyonce. Like it would be. It would just be too confusing. It's like somebody who we've like watched and like not idolized because it's not like she like,

influenced our work but she's literally like not a real figure like she might as well be like one of the people on the quarter because i'm like i know this is one of the most important people ever but like they're not real to me does that make sense like that's like how i feel about beyonce is like in a hundred years she's gonna be like on some sort of like american like currency and like older like young people are gonna be like who is this and then someone's gonna be like that's

we were also talking about this is more and that is a singer this is more inya's thought but like the new generation like the ipad babies like they're not gonna have a beyonce like the closest thing that we have to like the next beyonce who was who was i was saying doja cat because doja cat goes like perform who was the 1996 shirt music video

Oh, Normani. Normani is really close. But I don't think Normani is, like, touring. Like, when I'm saying this, I mean, like, we have pop stars. Like, we have Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa is fucking huge. But, like, she's not, like, doing fucking borderline backflips on stage. We're not getting Big Tella. Like, I need somebody, like, fall

falling from the sky and like flipping down and like a Lady Gaga like Lady Gaga is like in that same vein where when you go to a Lady Gaga like concert you're watching a performance like she's like doing multiple outfit changes she's fucking like basically sliding across the floor um

But I just don't feel we... That Normani video, is it for Motivation? Motivation. Motivation. That video is... I think I've watched the video like 15 times. I just watched it for the first time. Which is crazy. So good. Yeah, I was blown away. She's such a good dancer. She's so fucking sick. We do this thing after anything big happens on TV and we're like, ooh, let's watch that performance. We go down the rabbit hole and it started with Rihanna and then obviously we had to... What?

As one does, you go watch the Beyonce Super Bowl performance. Which is so good. Because it's fucking crazy. And then you graduate from that to... You can either go down the left side and keep watching Beyonce and go to Beychella and then go to like just all of her performances. And then fall into the Me, Myself and I video, ring the alarm. Like you do that. But we've gotten actually... We have seen every Super Bowl.

single piece of Beyonce. Like, I remember one time in the old apartment. In the old apartment, remember how annoyed Josh got with us one time? Like, Josh, like, is so down to watch it, but one time it was this big habit where we would, like, drink all the time. Not all of us. We would drink four locos and then sit in our living room and watch Beyonce music videos. And one time Josh was just like, dude, not again. And literally

He stormed out. He went to his room, which was a balcony, so he had to hear it anyway. It was very, very fair. But then we would graduate into Telephone with Lady Gaga, and then we'd be like, ooh, let's check out Judas. Because, as one does. Or you can go down the other route and try to find the modern-day pop star Doja Cat, Normani, Chloe and Halle. Yeah, Chloe and Halle. I can't say her name, actually. I can't say her fucking name. I don't know anymore. But, yeah.

And we just try to figure it out, but it just doesn't feel like the girls are giving Beyonce or Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson. There's not, like, a Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, like, for now. Like, I can't... Unless I'm just... Maybe somebody could point me in the right direction. I can think of artists that I really like and I think are huge and, like, beyond this life. Like, Tyler is a great performer. Yeah, Tyler's an insane performer. Like, he's crazy. Like, he understands. But no backup dancers. Yeah.

Which I would not expect. It would be funny. Oh, no, wait. He used to... No, no, no. I'm thinking of his Grammy performance when he had all of... During Igor, when he had all the clones of him. That motherfucker could do a goddamn performance. Is that Josiah making sound? I can't hear anything. I think it might have been Josiah. But...

That motherfucker can put on a show. But I just like... I am so... I love big theatrics. I want fire. I want things moving. I want full... I want my ape brain to be stimulated. Over-stimulated. I want it to be like me scrolling on TikTok. The same level of stimulation. Yeah, I want to be so over-stimulated that I forget I'm real. That's what I look for in a concert. But then I think...

I do like the good, like some performers I've seen are just really good and they're not doing like crazy theatrics. Like Big Thief was really good and really good to watch. Dijon was put on a really good show because of the like, the like renditions of songs that he does. All the clapping and instruments. Woo!

His homies wooing in the back. Um, but yeah, I just don't, I can't think of any huge superstar. I don't know if I've seen enough Meg performers. Yeah. Uh, performances. I haven't seen Meg perform enough. Meg can just dance her ass off too, which is just like really fun to watch, but I just want, maybe it's a budget thing. Like maybe like the,

a lot of these artists have huge budgets what would they do like Ariana was a really good performer too but I don't know if she's gonna go on tour again but she was like but she's also not a dancer we need dancers that's that's what we're getting at at the end of the day is like we need girls like dancing their asses off like it's just not what it used to be and everybody goes to the concerts to record their fucking iphone videos myself included get one okay because I don't I don't

not getting one to do videos, do not record the whole performance. Like when it's just an endless sea of phones. Because someone else is recording it and you can watch it on YouTube. Yeah, you will watch any song you don't get, one other person will get.

Also, these artists usually do at least one show when the whole thing is recorded. Like, get a few pictures or videos for memory's sake. But you don't even look at them. I don't watch them past that moment. I just think about it. And I'm like, that was fun. Every now and then I'll look at their concert videos. I did, for the first time ever in my life, do that. And I went back and watched the Playboi Carti performance. Because I was like, that shit, he is so fucking goofy. In like the best way possible.

Opium signing iSpice. I love her. The opium munchers is what they're calling us. Which is pretty insensitive, but you know, I guess I'm an opium muncher now. Yeah, me too. Me too.

Well, that was that. Thank you for listening to our rant about pop stars. Yeah. Yeah. Sitting from our home. Going from dead parents and brothers and cats to Beyonce. And pop stars. But yeah, we need to see her. But oh, Drew made a funny joke where he was like, he's like, I actually think if she reached out to touch me, I would freak out and like. Like I would hit her hand away. Bat her hand away. Cause I'd be like. Get the fuck away from me. It's too scary. She's like, not. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. Yeah.

Lana Del Rey is so beautiful. I've been true. But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching. Oh, media. I always... I'm always trying to skip it. I'm forgetting. Okay, I got La Tyler Jadawayda. Love La Tyler, this little 16-year-old kid from Florida making such sick music and it

needs to be recognized more i know there's people listening that are like he's already huge like i said about young lean you live in a fucking echo chamber like you live in a microcosm on the internet he's not big but he will be mark my words mark my words um no surprises by radiohead oh yeah yeah i'm a radiohead fan yeah yeah i don't give a fuck um and let's do

I'm forcing it, so I'm not giving you a third. You only get two today. But you can listen to any Le Tyler song and fucking love it. It's so goofy and good. Aw.

My media of the week is I realized I know every single Journey song ever. Journey? Journey. Oh, did your parents listen to it a bunch? Yeah, my parents loved Journey. And I know every song and I actually love the song Separate Ways, Worlds Apart, and Wheel in the Sky. And Wheel in the Sky was in a Sopranos episode and it literally freaked me out because I hadn't thought about Journey in so long. But I had an era when I was like 17, 18 where I was listening to Journey a lot.

Which was super random, but I think it was I was like really missing my childhood and I was so sad that I was like having to face all my like sadness and whatnot. And then what does your soul look like DJ Shadow? Waiting for you Alex G. Mermaid Sade. And I'm still listening to I Think of You Little Annie. I love that song. It's S-A-D-E. Sade. That's not how you say it actually. So you must know fucking nothing. Alright. Well he's done.

ew ew what was that just nodded off all right well thank you guys so much for watching bye should we add the outro song to this episode just because yeah sure it's not done yet though so should i play like just a little clip of it if you would like yeah if you could find it fast enough like you're literally taking forever so it's like

Pretty anticlimactic, honestly. It's like, what are you even doing on that phone? Oh my god. That's all you get. Why is Kai laughing so hard? I really like it. It sounds- It reminds me of Wii Sports. Very chill vibes. Very lobby of chill video games. What's the one where they, like, upgraded it and it was, like, Wii Sports Resort? Yeah. Like, all the music was more lit in Wii Sports Resort. It sounds like that. Oh, fun fact. Did you know that, um-

That's been sitting on our iPhones for over a year. Yeah, that's awesome. We just never did anything with it. Oh, uh... Game music is now considered, like, it can be nominated for Grammys. Now, like, game soundtracks can be...

Grammy was someone nominated that changed it. Um, I think just the past year and or two that's been a thing where minecraft would have won Backpack had actually won a grammy really? Yeah producing for the five nights at freddy's music. Oh, well, oh my god He's lying because look at his fucking face. Is anybody else still waiting on the five night at freddy's movie? since 2017 the nap movie Bye