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This episode, Waggy Wade has a metaphobia and investigates the sensibilities stimulated by the senses. Marching Band Mark is perplexed by perforations, boobs chickabow wow, classic cavalcades, and wants to hire pro sneezers. Begrimmed Bob blabbers about bossing, butter, nachos, a shiny bonnet, and yells while yacking. From full sacks to essence of poop. Ha ha ha ha ha!

It's time for the episode you can taste. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade, joined as always by my compatriots, compadres, co-hosts, cohorts, co-conspirators, Mark and Bob.

I like co-conspirators. I'll roll with that. I like whatever amalgamation of words you said in the beginning. Whatever that was, I'm about it. Hello? No, no, no. The cum somethings. Cum sacks? Yeah. I'll be your cum sack. Thank you. I've always wondered. I never had the nerve to ask. Hmm.

That's why I'm here. Welcome to the show where one of us hosts the other to compete for points and the winner gets to host the next episode. Oh wait, I forgot. I gotta take this stuff off. Oh, Lord in heaven. That's okay. Don't show Mark's face up to this point. Do you want to like delete this recording or do you want to just trust the editors? Don't show me. Don't show me.

We keep telling Mark he's ugly. He's finally getting it. So what do we do to show Mark's face to not show Mark's face during that time? Do we just not show his face? Just substitute Mark's face with a big picture of a butt. That's pretty good.

No handshake deals, right? Actually, no. We were just talking. Yeah, we were actually just trying to figure out how to replace your face. Still don't show it. I'm not ready. Not yet. Not yet. Just gotta freshen up, you know. And now show me the grand reveal. Face reveal. Oh no, my subs! No! It's okay. You still got feet or something.

Show the feet. Show the... Not yet. Not yet. Oh, okay. All right, one day. Well, anyway, this is the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points. The winner gets to host the next episode. And in this episode, we will start with some small talk. How goes things? How are you all doing? Oh! Oh! Doesn't seem particularly good. Did you watch the Muppet movie again? No.

Huh? What's up? I had a great time. Things are going great. Oh, okay. Yeah, just swell. Swimmingly, even. That seems believable. Swellingly. Swellingly? Yeah. Sounds hot. It is hot. It is incredibly hot. It is really hot. Whatever mystery thing I'm doing that I haven't told anybody about, it's really, really hot. It does sound like it. Exceptionally sweaty, if you know what I mean.

A lot of, a lot of fluids. Meanwhile, it's been great here in Cincinnati. Like absolutely just perfect weather. Oh, like idyllic. Last night we were outside with James on the play set and I was like, ah,

This is the perfect evening. Sitting outside the porch. 73 degrees. Sunset in the background. Nice breeze. Supermoon over on the other horizon. Supermoon? You had a supermoon? There's a supermoon yesterday and apparently tonight as well. And like a very, very slight eclipse of it as well. Hmm.

man. James is saying a three word sentences now. Whoa. It's kind of one three word sentence, but like, I'm not trying to undercut his achievements, but he, we were going to bed two nights ago. We were going to bed and I was laying next to him trying to settle in. And he just looks at me and he goes, I see you.

Daddy. And I was like, what? And apparently no one has, no one has been teaching him this. I think he wants, he does watch Miss Rachel on YouTube, which is like a very popular kids YouTube thing. I think she does that. But like none of those people in his real people in his real life were teaching him that he just started doing it. And then now he's like, I see doggy.

I see moon. He really liked the moon last night. So like out of nowhere, that's pretty fun. I'm glad he's listening to real people. Not like miss Rachel. Fuck the bangles. Oh,

I thought you liked the Bengals. Dude, they break my heart every week, man. They suck. That's why he hates them. I love them, but they don't love me. You know what? They might be the first team to ever go 0-2 to start the season and make the playoffs and maybe even make the Super Bowl. It's still possible. Didn't they do that like three years ago? I thought I heard some sports person saying that that hasn't really happened. I don't know. Oh, I think with their current head coach, they are 1-11 in the first two games of the season. Like, they've won one game ever in the last two seasons.

They should get like a new guy for the first couple games and then bring Zach Taylor back in for the rest of the season. Can we rent a team for two weeks and then just let our guys come in later? Just like, just pick another guy to be the coach. Put him on the thing and be like, actually, Zach's back now. Yeah.

It's just whoever the Patriots coach, which was an even bigger mustache. Mustache on mustache. I'm assuming he has a mustache. Wait, now that I don't really know. Bill Belichick? Bill Belichick. Does he have a big mustache? He's not the coach for the Patriots anymore, is he? I hope he does now, but he is not the coach now, no. Who's the coach now? Oh, he doesn't have a mustache. Gerard Mayo, I think? Yeah, some feller named Mayonnaise. Is Gerard Mayo just Bill Belichick with a mustache? Yeah.

No, I think... And completely different skin color? I think he might be a very tall, built black man. No, I see the resemblance. He just takes off the mustache and it's Bill Belichick somehow. It's really the beard. They do a really tight zoom with the sky cam at some point for no reason and he does Wade's bit and he just goes...

It's been me the whole time. Hey, wait. But he doesn't smile because it's Belichick. You know, Wade's joke. My joke, yeah. I agree. I don't even remember when that started. You know what? Point for Bob. Because I definitely was taking points down. Speaking of sports, I recorded an episode of a sports podcast. You'll never guess which one. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

And also, you'll never guess which not sport it was about. Will I actually not guess or is it really obvious? Actually, it's a thing you've done. You have a decent chance. It's a thing you've done in life. I know you've done it. You talked a lot about that you did this thing on Unisonus. I mean, on Redacted. Wrestling? It was an entire video and you attempted to teach Ethan about this thing. Well, I mean, I thought I taught him about wrestling, but... No, that's true, actually. It wasn't about wrestling. Oh, throwing? I do...

Oh, you did that too. Man, you did more sports than I thought. Now it's marching band. Oh, sports. I did say it was not a sport. Yeah, no, we had, we talked about marching band and whether it is or is not a sport and basically agreed that it's not, it was not the most heated debate of all time. That's fair.

Bob, I wrote down a point for you. I've already forgotten what it was for. What did I say it was for? It was your joke. It's been me the whole time. My joke. Your joke that you invented and no one else thought of. Thank you. Man, I got to the point where I was like, one point for Bob. That sounds right. Yeah. I was definitely listening to what just happened. We taught Ethan about marching band. I remember that. Anyway, go listen to Go My Favorite Sports Team because I'm on there again. That's the thing. Ooh. Yeah, I

Again, I apologize to everyone. I loved it because it was a post on my subreddit where someone was like, every day someone was like, where's Mark? Where's Mark? And then every reply now is just movie stuff, movie stuff, movie stuff. Every single person is just like movie stuff. It's movie stuff. And it really is. And I'll talk about it when I come back. I'm going to have some explaining to do when I get back there. Breaking news on Distractable. Mark comes clean today. I don't think he can talk about it yet. That's the problem.

He's still doing it, so it cannot be talked about. Yeah. Well, I mean, I could talk about it. I don't know. Would a freshly ripped paper towel change your mind? I have no cash. Why did you rip it like that? I didn't mean to, but I have it here. All right. Even I'm like, I've torn a paper towel wrong. Perforation's too complicated for you? Oh, what did you see? Because this looks clean to me. Oh. Oh, okay. There you go. Perforations don't work sometimes because it turns out it's all paper.

And the patterns are kind of perforations about themselves, so. It's true. Just change your mind. No, all right. The patterns are really more like, what do you call that? Embossments? Embossings? They're debossed. Debossed? Really? Aren't they imprinted? I thought they were raised. No, actually, you might be right. It might be a combination of both. I think they're both embossed and debossed. Hmm.

Oh no, that's all embossing. For some reason in my head, I thought it was debossing as well. Well, the amount... Look, I don't even know for sure what the words we're using mean specifically, so I'm not going to fight this one too hard. Embosses in, debosses out. But there were ins and outs. Yeah. It's hard to tell. Well, it turns out I'm debossed today. Yeah, certain, probably certain towels have more embossing or debossing than the other.

All right. You know what today's episode is, everyone? It's the paper towel episode. I'm going to need you to buy a bunch of different brands of paper towel for next episode. And then we're going to really delve into the bossing stuff. This is an thrilling conversation. I mean, how do you really know? Because where's the level point? You don't know where the flat is. So maybe they raise it up first and then bring everything down to the flat. That would be D-Boss, but who knows, really?

be a multi-stage debossing. Oh, God, no. I get embossed. Then I deboss again. You're never gonna keep me bossed. I remember that song. Give yourself a point. Thank you. How many times in your life do you get to reference Chumbawumba? That's Chumbawumba, right? I have no idea. I thought that was a type of food. The album Tub Thumping by Chumbawumba? I think that's correct. Tub Thumping. Give me a point for that. Alright. Alright.

Just if you boldly just state that you're correct about something, you can demand points. Chubba Bubba Wumba. Yeah, wasn't that your character in Heist? Chumbawumba? I was Wubba. You were... I was Chumba. You were Bumba. Bubba. Bumba. You were Bumba. Hello, my la la Bumba. We

We got show today. Anything else you guys want to talk about in small talk? I've had no time for any passion projects. I don't even know what's happening in the world out there. But one thing I do know is that...

I was hoping something would come. I was really just kind of rolling and being like, man, there's gotta be something. And I was like, Oh no, is he cut out? He's gone. It was just emptiness inside my head. I have been doing so much, nothing except for the thing I've been doing. That's fair. All right. Well, the points are very strange so far, but I do enjoy where they're at. Have you guys seen, well, I know Mark hasn't wait, have you checked out the official nutter butter? Tick tock. Right. Any chance? I,

I excuse me. I don't know what's going on over there, but they're having some times. What's going on with Nutter Butter? Oh, I have seen this. Yes. Tick tock update. It's not even really about Nutter Butter. It's just you ever want to feel concerned, but also intrigued. Nutter Butter is giving that really hard these days. There's something else. They are. The dollhouse slideshow is just like, I don't.

It's fine. It's good. I like it. Is the dollhouse slideshow the third one that shows up under pinned? Does it look like a house with blood and or peanut butter? Okay, good. Yeah. Okay. That's the one. They're just going off, man. I love that. Also, if you look in the comments, it's like Nutter Butter posts this completely unhinged thing. And that's like Sour Patch Kids. Hey, what is this? Chips Ahoy! Early! Chicken in a biscuit. Oh, what? What?

Wheat Thins says I'm logging off. Yeah, anyway, um... The broken Nutter Butters in the bed, which I think is an upside-down sponge covered in peanut flutter. Just Nutter Butter stuff, I guess. I don't... Oh, God! It auto-scrolled to a cat that was loud! Oh, yeah, they're kind of loud. You gotta watch out for that. Oh, my... It was like...

Okay, we're good. I'm fine. Yeah, welcome to TikTok. It doesn't auto-scroll. It just repeats. Wait, what are you looking at? Well, I auto-scrolled accidentally. I auto-scrolled my scrolling. I auto-scrolled with my fingers.

God damn it. I was hoping none of you would notice that part, but point to Mark for noticing things. So if we call him out on his mistakes, it's either going to cost us a point or get us a point. That's true. You never know which. I'll risk it.

Oh, I have a question. I have a question. I have a question for people out there. What is the best quality lavalier microphone? I really want to know because I've been through a couple of them now. I've found the best like shotgun microphone. This is mostly for filmmaking purposes, but for any audio nerds out there, audio, you'd think that we would know it because this is a podcast and we all have microphones and we work with them. Oh yeah, sure, sure, sure. I don't,

really know microphones all that well and lavalier microphones because they're so small they can be really shitty but movies use them all the time and you know but when I was on set I had a lav on me from the audio guy who really knew what he was doing sound

Sounded great. I try a lot of sounds like ass in a bag. I don't know how to do it right. I don't know which one to get. Please help me. I have an idea. Go ahead, Bob. Oh, Wade's is probably better. Mine was a joke. I'm sure Wade's is completely serious.

All right, Wade, hit him with the advice. Here's what you do. All right, I'm ready. Get a power strip. Open up the wires that you would plug into the wall. And instead, you get a car battery. And you wrap the wires around that. You carry the car battery. You have the...

the power strip you plug in your go xlr and your actual microphone and you uh get a rig and you just walk around with that like the twitch streaming backpack but it's the lavalier go xlr backpack i have all of this for one little lav uh

Is this one of those 120 volt AC batteries? I don't know a car battery that's 120 volts, but you know, I'd love to see it. Maybe that guy who rigged up all those car batteries in parallel, you know, I bet it got pretty high. And it's good exercise because you're carrying around a heavy car battery. If he comforts you at all, Mark, his advice is better than my advice. Okay, what was your advice? I'll be the judge. I was going to say what you really want to do is attach the mic, whatever you've got, set it up.

but then partially swallow it and then tape it in the corner of your mouth and sort of cover that over with makeup. Because the closer the mic is to the source of the vibration, which is your vocal cords, the better it'll pick it up. So I'm assuming that would fix your problems. You don't have to swallow it. The ENT had a spray that they put in my nose before they put the camera down there. So you can just spray something in your nose and put the mic up your nose and down into your vocals. That way your mouth's available. This is why he's the judge. This is why he's the judge. The naval... The naval...

The nasal cavities are where the resonance is. The Naval Academy is something. Naval Academy? Naval Academy also has some resonance. Dude, I love Naval Academy 4. People like MASH. I like Naval Academy. Oh, we're a bit unhinged today. That's good.

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episode time or topic time up to you buddy give yourself a point okay give yourself two okay man he's i think he's in the lead what happens if he wins killing it we're actually all tied right now well we'll see about that won't we so tell me if we've done this before boys because i'm not gonna lie i'm having my doubts now i don't know if you remember a few episodes ago where i was like let's do that episode i did one week ago but we did we had a topic

a while ago now, probably a month ago, I don't know when it was, and one of you guys were like, we need to talk about the five senses. Oh, yes, yes. I don't know if you recall that, but I've got my five senses episode ready to roll.

Oh my goodness. Oh wait, this is Wade's 4D, 5D experience? Well, it's not exactly that. I was hoping that we could all get in person one day and I was going to have like horrible things for you all to touch, listen to, smell, eat, and lick and all that. But I can't really do that because we're kind of far apart. So we're just going to have a nice discussion about the senses.

We're going to start off pretty easy, I think. Wait, so is this or is this not the 5D experience? It's not at all is basically what he's saying. Okay. This is the five senses episode, not a 5D experience episode.

Oh, I see. You know that thing that we all said Wade should do? We're not doing that. We're doing this. So this is just a cock tease. This is not actually what we're here for. Yeah, I can't really give you a 5D experience when you're hiding in a random house in, like, Oklahoma. Not with that attitude. Take a point away from you. Okay. Okay.

We're winning now, Mark. Nice. It's true. So let's just have a little discussion here about some of our favorite and least favorite things. For the senses? Oh, yeah. So what is your favorite thing to see, to look at? What is the most pleasing thing that could hit your eyeballs? That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. All right. Well, we solved that one. What...

Chica Chica's always every time I see Chica you can't help but be happy so yeah Chica Chica's boobs Chica this list is really good

Boobs, Chica, fresh, hot dinner. Assuming that we're skipping over my initial responses, which would be like Mandy and James and Lexi. And like, obviously, sure. Everyone probably guesses that. I think my next one would be like a freshly washed and waxed and perfectly detailed car. I thought you were going somewhere else. You took boobs. So I. Well, I was saying you were saying freshly washed and waxed. And I'm like, where is it?

You're going, hmm. Clean butthole. A freshly washed and waxed, nubile young car.

I see. I see. Just like that, especially if it's in good lighting, like it's out in the sunlight or whatever, that shine of like a doesn't even have to be a nice car. Actually, I like it more if it's like kind of a shitbox, but it's just taken care of like someone's, you know, 2002 Honda Civic EX, but they washed and waxed it and they cleaned the brake dust off the rims real nice and they polished. And it's like just that moment because it's never like that for more than like 10 minutes. The moment you drive it down the road, it gets a bug or

or it gets road crap stuck all over or something. But like when it's sitting there freshly shiny and you're just like, nice, nice, nice. Rest family car. If you drive by like a car show, do you get excited, Bob? A little bit.

A little. The problem with car shows for me is everyone wants to talk, and I'm like that cop that they want to send undercover in Fast and Furious, where Paul Walker is like, well, what should I put in my car? A Gallo 22 or a Gallo 20? And I'm like the guy who's like...

Oh, Gallo 28, sir. You should supersize it into 16 inches. Yeah, no, I don't actually know anything about car. Car guys will be like, oh, what do you got in there? I'm like, the engine? It came with an engine. It got an engine in it. And it runs on gas. But I like looking at them. I'll stand there quietly and enjoy them. But the moment a car guy comes up and is like, what do you drive? And I'm just like, a car! Bye! Bye!

That's all I got. See, my thing is, I'm not particularly drawn to car shows, but if I see an old car on the road on the way to a car show, I'll go nuts. I'll just, whoa! So the other, like, while I was back home, Amy and I, we saw this car drive by, and then it was just like, oh, we both went, wow, look at that! Whatever that is, that's cool. Four wheels? Awesome. And then we...

That's the first year that came with all four. She was telling me a story and then all of a sudden, like, she can get so engrossed in a story that it tunes everything else out. And then it was like amazing car after car was driving right by her and I kept being like...

And she just completely obliviously carrying on the story. And I saw like, it was a cavalcade. It must've been going to the same car show, but it was just like 10 or 12 different cars go by each one completely unique with like custom paint, everything shiny, freshly waxed.

beautiful and then i'm like and amy was looking straight forward because she was driving so i was like i don't think that she was fully looking over at me and not noticing what was on the other side of the road and i asked her if she saw anything she didn't see a thing even she didn't even hear me when i was saying like there's cars there's something over there look at the road there's cars yeah mark i know i'm driving yeah there's cars everywhere everybody look the highway cars you guys will be shocked to hear this but i get excited whenever i see a car or a truck pulling a boat

I can't believe it. You don't like trucks. I like boat. You don't like trucks. I don't really care much for trucks themselves, but trucks pull boat. And that's a good truck. You're traumatized by trucks. Okay, semi. Semi pulling a boat would be kind of weird. What if you see a semi pulling a trailer with like nine boats on it? How do you feel about that? God, I hope they're secure because otherwise I'm dying today. Well, the boat...

The boats are fine, but the semis all over the place is gusting at 60 miles an hour from the east. And they're weird boats. They're really, really thin and long. Look like logs, but they're boats. Really sharp ends. Really pointy boats, you know? Why does everyone know that scene from Final Designation 2? Not everyone has seen that movie, but everyone knows that scene.

I haven't seen any of those movies, but I know that scene. I mean, I think it may have been in one of the trailers that went around a lot for it, but also it's in like a lot of compilations. It's like a meme that gets spliced into a lot of older compilations of things happening or something, I think. Didn't something similar happen in the first one with like metal poles or something too? So they kind of did it again. Wasn't it like log truck or...

I don't remember. I think they were long. I thought it was the middle poles. I don't know. It's the general concept. There was a bunch of stuff in two. Speaking of this, what's the worst thing you could see? Because I've got a couple of answers that are kind of related to this one, but... I have one that I don't even like talking about because I can remember seeing it. And it's just, in general, leg injuries. Oh.

Oh, yeah. But more specifically, like, football leg injuries, like the Theismann injury and stuff, or, like, fighters, like kickboxers. Have you ever seen kickboxers where, like, they kick and their shins hit and one of their legs just goes, like, a little slappy hand and wraps around the other? Like, it's, like, stuff like that makes me ill. And I, if, like...

oh i can't i don't even like thinking about it but it's horrific mtv had a show called scarred and i remember seeing a dude lifting weights and his leg buckled twice when he lifted the weight i hate that too and that one that one got me weightlifting injuries are always bad because they're always like yeah yeah and then you're like oh god the clip's about to end and he's all yeah and like it doesn't matter what happened it's just like

He'll never be the same. Whatever that was, it's gone. I had been squatting for a while because I wasn't sitting on a chair and I was just kind of like squatting down on the floor. And I know I'm getting older because my knees cannot take volume.

very much of that anymore. Well, I was squatting for hours, so I was like, just like, man, knees, once they go, they're gone. Also, trypophobia, that's terrible, but that's just in general. I actually don't mind those so much, but I get why it skews people out. I could show you one that would actually make your skin crawl. I believe you. Moving on.

Do it, you coward. I won't do it. I won't do it because I don't want to see it. I don't want to look it up, so I won't. Watching people get sick, I can't, like vomiting, I can't watch. How real does that have to be? Well, not like scary movie if they're just like, bleh, bleh!

Like that doesn't do it. Does the sound of someone gagging do it to you or does it, you have to see them being sick. Are you one of those people where if I was like, you would be like, it's the, it's probably the combination. Yeah. If I hear that, like the sound itself doesn't bother me. It's the, it's the seeing of it. You know, I'm trying to think, I don't know if I've ever actually seen someone like,

in my direction, Pearl. Oh, don't even have to be at me. Just as be near me. Someone in front of me, like bends over and just starts like, I'm like, I got it. They're there. I really struggled one year. Some of her, Molly was getting sick and I like went to hold her hair back. And I was like, man, you might need to make room. We're going to have a couple's vomiting session. Cause this is so horrible. No,

No, I've never been bothered by that. I don't think anyway. That gets me. I mean, it's unpleasant, but it's not like I'm not. I don't feel like I'm going to throw up if I see it or hear it. Yeah, there's some like gore that can get me, but also someone vomiting. This is weird, but I just want to throw that out there because I've always been curious. I feel like I have a really weird way that I throw up.

And I, you don't get to see it a lot. So when I throw up, one, I don't do it very much. Like I've only ever thrown up a handful of times in life. When I throw up, it's like, I like scream. Like I feel like other people, like you get sick and you're like, oh, oh, and it's like, yeah. When I throw up, literally it's so violent that I'm like,

Oh, God. Oh, it's not going to stop. And then, like, it's involuntary. I literally am, like, screaming. That's weird, right? I think so. So it's like the Family Guy thing? It's like that episode where they drink the Epikak? Kind of. It's a lot like the Epikak syrup. It's not like a bit, and it's not a thing where I'm doing it because I'm in pain. It's like when I'm starting to throw up, something about how my muscles tense and whatever, and my body is just involuntarily like...

No, even if it's I'm barely sick at all or like, you know, when you kind of you've got it all out and your system is like, OK, well, and then there's that one more and like nothing even comes out. It's still a full on scream. And it always has made me feel like a psychopath. I don't think I've ever screamed. It's weird. That's weird, right? That's not. I think so. Yeah, it's a little weird. OK, I don't know why that happens. I just I'm glad that's out there now. But it just I've always thought I was super weird. It's probably like the same thing where some people scream, sneeze,

You know, they have to. My grandpa yelled when he sneezed. And we all know that that's bullshit, right? Like that's not helping you. It's probably actively preventing you from sneezing properly. I mean, Bob, you have a child. How does James sneeze? Oh, he sneezes like you just slapped him in the face. You just be hanging out with James and he sneezes like he has no idea. He'll just be like, no, no, no, no, no. And

It's just like everywhere. There's no wind up. There's no screen. It's just like and blasted. And that's probably how the reflex of sneezing is supposed to do, because it's effective to get things out of the nasal cavity. That's the whole point of sneezing. But we as humans, with all of our our forebrain and our big skills, how we get a reaction from people around us before loud when we sneeze. And then we can just be like, this is how I sneeze. This is how I sneeze, guys. And then you faked it so much that that's you cannot sneeze normally.

anymore i don't know because i rarely get just the sneeze it's always the oh god it's coming it's coming where's the light source because subconsciously you're trying to stop it no i'm trying to encourage it no no no there's a mental block there same as peeing you're holding your bladder and that's not normal let it loose let it loose but we're taught to like cover up and stuff so yeah we probably do have like a subconscious reaction of like okay we're feel it it's coming it's time i need

I need light. I need arm. Have you guys seen the community bit about sneezing to use the sneezing to make a point or whatever? No. It's Pierce. Chevy Chase's character is trying to teach Troy, who's Donald Glover's character, about like sneezing is a very effective tool to control the room. And they just go through a bunch of different bits where he's like, my favorite is to use sneezing to make a point. Like, I think the Yankees are going to win it all this year. Yeah.

It's not a long bit, but it's a whole bit about that. It's like it's exactly what you're saying. It's on purpose. I always find that I have never seen any media, any movie, any TV show where someone has as an actor has sneezed in a scene and ever believed it.

It's not even close. Have you guys ever seen any media where someone has sneezed in a scene and it's believable? You're like, oh, shit, that guy actually sneezed. It always sounds ridiculous. Only in bloopers. There are totally bloopers where someone sneezed, but then everyone's like, dude, they're not using that. And I don't know how we're all getting away with it, because you could just replace it with a sound of someone actually sneezing. But they just like leave in the actor going out. Oh.

oh man and then it's just like that's what they go with but i hope one day we have a wilhelm sneeze it's like oh my god that's the sneeze yeah so if i ever make a project with sneezing in it you're gonna have real sneeze disgusting ones that that's a that's an important part of mark's audition he's like sitting there actors are coming through and they're like okay good okay you read those um can you sneeze for us

Just do, dude, take a run. Just do a couple, like whatever. Don't even cover it up. Just let it out. Maybe start the line over. Start at the top. Get closer. Work a sneeze in naturally. I just want to see how that works. I want to see how your nose flares when you sneeze. Let me get in there. Stop trying to sneeze and sneeze. Hit me. Stop trying to sneeze and sneeze.

Give yourself a point for that. That was a great reference. Yeah, I'm back on the board, baby.

We're going to move on to the next sense. I just had an image of Marcus, like Stanley Kubrick type character in the middle of filming on the set. And there's an actor just standing there crying. And Mark is like, stop trying to sneeze and do it. You have to mean when you sneeze. Screaming. The actor's like, I did. That was a real sneeze. We will be here all day until you sneeze. Get the pepper. I can't.

can't take any more pepper. I'm gonna write the sneeziest character ever. Stop!

Who are you going to cast for it? We'll find out. I'll find that person who can sneeze on demand. Yeah, you're about to make someone's career with the sneeze roll. We need the most allergic person ever to come to set and just be allergic to everything. Okay, anyone listening, is there anyone out there that can sneeze on demand or something like that? Or who actually has a believable sneeze? Or if you think you do, I would love... I wouldn't love. I wouldn't...

I want to qualify. That's a weird kink. We're unraveling. Please submit your videos. Mark wants your sneeze videos. Text him to five, five, five. Go on. Say my number. Go ahead. I'm not going to give out your number. Five, five, five, zero, one, two, three. There. I said it. Oh, it was so hard to get that number.

Yeah, that'd be the easiest way to hide your phone number. You just like, you get a 555 number, no one would believe it. Ah, she gave me a fake number. Why did we all agree that 555 would be the fake number? Aren't those valuable? They need those numbers. They're running out. It must have been an extension combo that like doesn't get used or something. I have no idea. I have an idea as to how they can fix it. You add one more digit. No, no, no, no. We're running out of numbers. What do we do? No.

Have you guys seen international phone numbers? Because, like, I know seven digits feels very normal to us. International numbers, I get that everyone grows up with what they grew up with, but it always just takes me by surprise. Like, if you're, like, watching TV in Europe or something, and they're like, And if you want your very own inflatable broadcast, call 1-67-822-3347-6892. I was like, what the fuck, Phil?

phone number what happened I mean even you saying seven numbers is so funny because when I was in Ohio you know you kind of take it for granted that the entire thing of Cincinnati is 513 right that's the area code um in LA there's so many people that you have so many different area codes there and they don't even pretend to where you are it's just random so it's like yeah

And then like trying to dial into Korea. That's crazy because, yeah, you need the country code and then you need like the international code and then country code and then their area code. And that will not fly in Ohio because even Molly coming from Minnesota, she's got the Minnesota area code on her phone. Anytime someone asks for her number and I give them like her area code, they're like, uh-huh. And then I'll say the next three numbers and they're like...

That's weird. You should have said four numbers after that. And then I give them another four. They're always like, hold on, because they have to go change the area code because they always think it's just 513. Ohio will not do well if they have to adapt to just beyond area codes. I even have an Ohio area code, but people in Cincinnati are not prepared for it.

They'll ask and I'm like, okay, 614. And they're like, ah, shit. Hang on. That's the next, that's Columbus. That's the next area over in terms of code. They cannot handle anything that is not 513. All right.

I gotta move on. What sense was that? That was all sight. We have not gone beyond sight yet. Oh, sure. I hate looking at phone numbers. Oh, but we were talking about sneezing. I thought we were in the... Well, I guess that's not smelling. I sure thought we were somewhere, but we weren't. How does a sneeze smell? What a question. All right, speed round. Best thing to smell. Pfft. Pfft.

I mean, I always say this. I've said this before, and people don't ever seem to agree with me, but I really like the smell of tobacco and cigarettes. I

i don't smoke no i get that but it's just like there's something very appealing about it i disagree vehemently but i believe you like it i don't know why just always have it's not like a super strong thing for me but i generally do like the smell of specifically like non-burning tobacco before before it's lit like a pouch of pipe tobacco or unlit cigars whatever that sort of stuff once it's burning it's definitely not as nice but i get that

Yeah, I think my dad smoked a pipe for a bit there, and he had this leather pouch with tobacco in it, and it always was weird because it was wet. It was wet in the thing. Pipe tobacco is real moist. Yeah, it's so moist. Very moist. That threw me off, and I never knew why. That's because they smother it in gasoline so it'll light. Ha!

This is where we douse the tobacco and kerosene and arsenic so it stays fresh for our consumers. He had a Popeye-style pipe. He liked to blow it and get flames to go boom.

really, really nice. And so you prove you're a man. Really dangerous to inhale. Probably. There's a lot of stuff for me right now. What's in my mind is a charcoal grill and or a grill that has like wood chips, like smoker or something has wood chips. Just that smell of like

Even before there's food on it, that smell of like the grill getting going. It's a good smell. I like that smell. Fried bacon is kind of my Mark's tobacco because my grandma always used to like fried bacon before she would make breakfast. So it was like bacon was the grease was the base for gravy and other stuff. Like the smell of fried bacon always takes me back. Like whenever I smell bacon, I'm always like, oh,

One, bacon's good, but two, the nostalgia factor. I don't know if I have a very strong nose, because I don't tend to notice smells very much. I don't go through my day and I'm like, wow, it smells so good in here. Like, there has to be a literal fragrance exploder in the wall right there for me to notice that someplace smells different than others. However, do you guys agree that home has a certain smell?

Yeah. The home you grew up with. And that I can definitely notice. No, we just experienced that. We were just at the beach for a week. We took James and my family and Mandy's parents were out there. We were there. We literally got home after like a lot. It was like nine days out. We got home and walked in and it was like, whoa.

Oh God, I forgot what home smelled like. And that's not even like my parents' house definitely also has a smell that's like more childhood. But even our house now was like, it's not a bad or good smell. It just is the way it smells. Probably like similar to just how pheromones are with people that you're around. You don't mind the smell. It's not good or bad. Well, for some people, it's probably like they really like it, but it's just like that.

That is just the association. I mean, I guess it's good if you like it. It's not a particular smell. It just is the smell of home, whatever that amalgamation is. I don't even know. And it's different. Like if I go to my home in LA versus my home in Cincinnati, they have different smells, but it's still very appealing and nostalgic. And it instantly brings me back to this time. So I have a query. All right.

We all fly a fair amount, not maybe as much as Mark does, but all three of us have traveled. When you're in the airport or at a mall, we've all smelled when there's like a Cinnabon close, right? Oh, yeah. Is that a good smell for you or a bad smell? I feel like I don't know how people like that. And for me personally, when I smell that, part of me is like, God, I would eat a Cinnabon. But most of me is like, keep

Keep it away. It's too much. I find that it's good until it lingers way too long and then it gets way too strong because Cinnabon and lately I've not gotten as many sweets as I have in the past. Since I've been here, I've made a few more donut runs than I ever have. But yeah, it's just like

If it's too much, like especially that, it's such a strong smell. It's aggressive. It is very. Yeah, so it gets bad pretty quickly for me. It does not. The smell does not get bad to me. However, I've only had Cinnabon once and the taste did not live up to the smell for me. Like it was fine. Oh, really? But I didn't enjoy the flavor nearly as much like.

I would rather have like the can of like, what is it? Pillsbury cinnamon rolls that you make in the oven. Like I'd rather have those because when I had the cinnamon bun, whatever I got was not like cinnamony enough. It was just kind of like bland. And I was like, dude, compared to the smell, this is just so bland. I

I feel like you must have had a bad one or something. Maybe I did. It's only happened one time because I smelled it. I was like, dude, finally, I get to try this. Generally, they have a lot of the like crumbly cinnamony filling. They're very like they got pizzazz and jizzy sauce. And what sauce? You heard me. Yeah.

They've got the jizzy sauce. I mean, I can't not give a point for that. It's not even my joke. That's from a stand-up bit that I can't remember who said it, I think. Might be a Jim Gaffigan bit. Nah, he wouldn't say jizzy. It was you the whole time. It was me. Somewhere deep in my mind, I've seen myself do a set, and in that stand-up set, I made the jizzy sauce joke. I pee.

into the multiverse and I saw the stand-up version of me. The successful one, not the washed-up one. But yeah, Senate Bund, the smell has never bothered me. I've always enjoyed the smell, but now when I smell it, I'm like...

oh but the bomb was so disappointing like i just have that like and you had the standard cinnabon bun i don't i mean this was probably 10 years ago it's been a while i don't remember what i got i'll probably try it again i just don't ever actually stop i mean not eating cinnabons for the rest of your life is probably really good for your health so i don't want to yeah yeah for sure yeah i do like cinnamon rolls i like cinnamon a lot like cinnamon toast putting like butter and cinnamon sugar on toast

Cinnabon sugar visualized. I always love seeing like when they show how much sugar there's somehow there's like a bag of sugar that's bigger than a Cinnabon. While you're looking at that, I'm going to move to worse smells because we are moving a little slow on these. Is this a tier list? Are you making

making a tier list? Are you making a senses tier list? What? No. Are you? I bet he is. What smell would you say is S tier? I have a bad smell. I don't know if it's the worst smell, but it's definitely one that always fills me with dread. I like Jimmy John's, but I worked at Jimmy John's and like sandwich type stores in general. The smell of like a not quite clean kitchen

kitchen in like this store like that it smells kind of like almost like stale almost like rotten veggies almost and it's got that like that meat stank it's hard to describe but there's a specific smell and sometimes you walk into like a subway or jimmy john's just if the store is not like cleaned up to what it should be it just hits you and it's not strong but

but it's particular. And I'm having worked at a variety of stores, one of which was on a college campus. Sometimes I would come to work and the people the night before just didn't clean shit. And the whole thing just stinks. And you're like, oh, my God, I hate that. In a similar vein, freshman year of college, you... Me too. Me too. I agree. Mark sounds. What's the worst sound? I don't like loud. Loud. I really, really don't like loud. How do we get along?

I have a very low volume on my headphones. And yeah, it's probably, you know, been good for me because my hearing is still quite good. But I just really, really can't stand anything too loud. Again, weird because I am a very loud person. We are all very loud. But loud concerts can't do it. I don't want to feel the music. I don't want that at all.

all you know listening to loud music in your headphones or whatever I'm like nope I don't want that I want a nice even tone I want to be able to hear what's around me if I have my airpods in they're always in transparency mode so it's like I never want sometimes I can't do the noise cancellation because the way noise cancellation works is it just pumps sound waves in to cancel out and

but that's still more sound waves so i can actually i i think maybe but i can feel the canceled waves coming in too and so i get that sometimes i know what you're saying yeah it's it's quieter but it's louder or it's more intense and i don't it's like oppressive yeah yeah so i don't like it it's like a pressure feeling or something yeah and you're like ah stop ah yeah okay loud it's

Speaking of loud, you know what? I can't stand. I fancy myself like a fairly handy person. I like fixing things around the house. I fucking hate power tools specifically and especially circular saws. Like I've tried to like build little things like a step in the garage. I tried to like replace the one because it was that sort of thing. And like I like doing that sort of stuff. But circular saws and impact drivers, especially the sound that they make. Oh, yeah.

Oh God, it makes me want to die. I remember the first time I ever used a circular saw, I was an adult and I was on my, and I like went and I bought it and I was like, I'm going to do this. And I had it and I was like, yeah, I feel so manly. And then I pulled the trigger and it was like, and I was like, God,

I like put it down and walked away. And I was like, I'm never touching that again. That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. Yeah, they are unnecessarily loud. And you built decks. Why don't you just wear earplugs or something? Oh, yeah. God. Oh, my God. I didn't just have earplugs. I had the big over the ear like.

blockers because i i was not about the noise i couldn't hear my boss at all but i didn't care because i was just like he could he could have been yelling oh man blissful peace uh yeah noise loud can't do loud as a kid fireworks going off i went and hid in the house because i was so scared of the loud noises being close to like where my family was setting them off so yeah i get the loud oh i'm not afraid of it i'm not a coward i just don't like it

Yeah. Sure. I would never hide in the house. Well, you're so low to the ground that not only do you hear, but you feel the ground vibrations from the noise. It's gotta be terrifying for you, Mark. It is. It is. It's so scary. I'll give you a point for being short. It's fine. Best thing to touch...

We all thought it. What? Boobs? Are you talking boobs? Yeah, duh, man. That's given. That's given. This is sort of situational, but I'm trying to think outside the box on these. My showers at home, I have control over those, right? So if you don't like your shower at home, you can change the shower head. And there's things you can do to optimize your home. But you know what's really satisfying? It's like you're in a hotel or even if you're like a guest at a house or something and you're using someone else's shower.

and you're like, I don't know if this is going to be good. You can't always tell just from how it looks, if it's going to be a decent and you turn it on and what, and you get it and you put your hand under the shower for the first time. And it's like a perfect shower. Like it's the good pressure and the temper. And you're just like, Oh, this is about to be the best shower. That moment of like, you feel that and you're just like,

yes, this shower is awesome. And then it's a good shower. And it's like when you're traveling, that's especially valuable. I feel like because it just feels so refreshing. Yeah, there's nothing better than a good shower.

fork. There's so many different factors because it's like the size of the fork, the width of the prongs, the length of the prongs, but also the material of it. There's certain like cheap metal ones that are fine, they're whatever, but there's certain silverware that have like a

textured metal. It's so hard to explain. They're not textured, but it's like... It's like the polished finish on it or something. It's like the way they do it. Yeah, it's not perfectly smooth, but it has this feel. There's a similar thing that they use to build some laptops, not a lot, because apparently I think it's expensive. It's like some magnesium alloy or something like that, where it's just really nice to...

run your fingers across or hold or like have tactilely and the edges to a lot of forks have like pointy corners on them, which is just completely unhinged to me. It's like that's the part you're holding. Why would you or like the size? Some of them have really big like it gets skinny and then the end is just like fucking huge. You're like this doesn't even fit in my hand, right? A perfect fork is always satisfying. That's a good one.

Very, very nice. Yeah. Maybe it's because I'm just really tired, but man, whenever you like lay in your bed, especially after getting back from like a trip, like your bed and your pillow, just love the feel of like getting into bed, especially like when you get back from a trip. I don't know. No matter how comfortable the bed was you're staying at, it wasn't your bed. Like you just hit those sheets and it's like, like, oh,

It was a good feeling. I don't know, man. I used to think that I've been sleeping on a couch for the past week and a half. There's a couch guy now. That couch is so comfortable. And I like it's my nightmare sleeping scenario because the only blanket is one of those knit blankets that's like, you know, crocheted. So it's like a holes like fishnet style holes through them. Terrible.

abrasive stuff. I best sleep in my life. I've, I've never slept better. So I'm like, man, maybe I'm doing it wrong. What's going to happen? Except last night I slept on my hand funny. So like my, my, my fingers are dead. I think. Oh, I hate that. The tips are just like completely still. They're kind of sore. Cause it's like, I think some cells died. It's been way too long for the feeling to come back. And you're like, well, that's just how it is now. These are goners. Let me tell you, shave your head, be bonkers.

like me and your pillow hits different, especially when you get used to it. It's like so cool and crisp. That is true. No, that's absolutely true because I get a problem where I wake up in the middle of the night thinking there's a bug in my ear. And I know it's just my hair that got in there. I don't have that. But I

I cannot shake that feeling because it's just like, I have to get up and then I have to rinse it out. And then one time I got up and I rinsed out my ear and the feeling went away. And I'm like, dear Lord, is that actually a bug in my ear? Because when I'm in this warehouse, I didn't get it on camera because I wasn't recording. I was setting it up at the right time, but I was looking in the monitor. I saw a daddy long legs.

fall right on my head. And I was like, that can't be real. And then it started going blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, dark! Turned into Homer Simpson. It was...

I mean, pretty much, man. That was, it was not okay. I guess that brings us to worst things to touch. Is that up there? The daddy, the feeling of like crawling on you. I only have one thing that really jumps out when it's like bad to touch, which is the felt roof of like old cars. I don't even think they make them anymore.

Oh, the like fake velour. You don't like that? Yeah, I can't touch that. I don't even encounter that stuff normally. Like I can do velvet and I can do velour. It's specifically like the roof of certain cars. This material, every time you run your fingers across it. I don't like the velvety feeling. Maybe it's felt like that velvety or fake velvety feel. I don't like that. Also, let me just be crazy here. Styrofoam. Can't touch it. I can't believe you would say that. Unforeseeable.

Fuck! You said it! I know! Anyway, the felt, I could get that. I get that. I don't like it. Gives me the heebie-jeebies. Pulling apart a cotton ball? I never got that one, but that's definitely like a specific thing, you know, you just don't like that. God, I can use a cotton ball, but if like someone's like, oh, he pulls... No. No.

Yeah, no, I think I get that one too. That's not good. I like cooking, and so this is just a normal thing that happens, but I have still never gotten over the sensation of touching raw meat, and especially like ground meat. It's fine, because I know it's going to turn into food once I cook it, but...

man is that always just so unpleasant the moment where i'm like all right gotta mix this meatloaf or whatever gotta make these burgers i just have i always have a moment of like and then you have to just start touching i don't know why because i love cooking and i love food but that it's just always so slimy in a bad way yeah i've never had that i i can i make meatloaf a lot so yeah i've never really gotten that yo mama's like raw meat

Take a point away. Yeah, I've already got it. All right, quickly then. Best thing to taste. Man, so many things. I know it's terrible for me. I know I shouldn't, but you know, sour. I don't...

I just love it. I still haven't recovered from our challenge. It gave me a negative reaction to sour. That thing we did seven years ago. You haven't recovered from that yet. Like I still like sour. You're saying we a lot there, Bob. You're saying we real hard. I was there. I watched. It was horrific. No, I know I've done permanent damage to my teeth and gums and I haven't had sour in a while. I kind of stopped myself from having it because I know it's so bad. But still like, oh man, I still am.

So, uh, I both like it, but then I also like, it makes me do a thing where I like feel my cheeks. Yeah. I'm just afraid they're melting again. I think most people can get that. What is it? Psychosomatic. Is that even the right word? But where they had to be terrible for our teeth too. Yeah, it was. I've done permanent. Like I said, I've done permanent damage. I'm sure I need to go to the dentist, but does everyone have that psychosomatic thing where they think of sour and they feel the sour in their mouth?

Yeah, I get that a little bit. It like makes my cheeks kind of like... Which is interesting. That's a fascinating reaction. It's such a strong thing. Like there are a lot of other strong flavors, but sour is such a strong... It's such a physical thing on top of the flavor because it makes you involuntarily like pucker and stuff. Very particular. I like anything that's like a dip on a chip.

that combo of like a nice crispy chip with some kind of dippy bit on it i really like spinach artichoke dip i really like skyline dip i really like that's why i like nachos there was a time in my life where i only ordered nachos wherever we went if they had nachos i got nachos any kind of restaurant i don't know why i love the like i have a chip and it's got some stuff on it and the

crunchy bit, whatever that combo is, just always does it for me. Even if it's a shitty dip, still does it for me. Always hits. Country bacon gravy, like bacon grease gravy with flour and milk. I grew up with that. My grandma made that like all the time. You can have it with breakfast, like bacon, eggs, gravy, biscuits, or there's like a dinner version that we would do where it was like fried pork chops with mashed potatoes, peas, gravy, and biscuits. And I would pair them all up and mix them all together. And man, there's...

There's probably nothing in the world I'd rather have any given day other than one of those two meals. I don't think I'd ever get tired of it. Also, boobs would have been acceptable for best things to taste answer to. I assume that that was just sort of we were skipping that because. Yeah, I'm just sharing that for the audience to remember. Boobs are the answer to all these. But yeah, we. I love the sound of the resonating noise. Anyway, the worst things to taste.

I was going to say raw tomatoes. Oh, really? I like tomatoes. Love ketchup, love cooked tomatoes. And there's a chemical reason for that. It's something about the glutamate. When you cook it, it turns from something. But the precursors to that are different. And to some people, like Wade doesn't like most Mexican foods because of what, cilantro or something like that. That can taste like soap to some people. Yeah, any of the taco enchilada burrito stuff. I don't know. I think with raw tomatoes, it's like the same thing. If you cook it, it becomes unbelievable.

delicious, but if it's raw, it's like just... I just think it's interesting that that's the worst thing, I guess, because I get... Not liking it is like fine. Not the worst, I guess. I mean, concentrated essence of poop in my mouth, I think that'd be the worst taste, sure, but...

I haven't experienced that. I've never eaten shit. I have one. You know, it's really unpleasant. I'm sure we've all been here. Maybe I was not trying to get high just as a preface. But you know how like an aerosolized air dusting cans, right? Where it's like compressed air. That's just a can of aerosolized air for blowing crap out of your keyboard or whatever. They put a bittering agent in that.

because you could have that aerosol to get high. That's like you could do whippets or whatever that's called, right? So they put a bittering agent in it so that if it gets in your mouth, it's fucking nasty. Every time I used a can of compressed air, I'm always so paranoid because I somehow I always I'll like spray my hand too close or I'll do something or I'll like hold the keyboard up at a weird angle and I'll spray it and I'll get it in my mouth. And I fucking hate that flavor.

It's so gross. It's very effective at what it's designed to do. It's awful. I would recommend the little electronic air blowers because they're a little battery powered now. And so they just got a tiny little fan jet and they just they blow air and they don't have anything like that.

Some people say it's not good for electronics because it'll generate static electricity. And nowadays with electronics, you really can't kill them with static electricity. They're not as vulnerable as they used to be to that now. No, not at all. Yeah.

And even then, like even back in the day, like static electricity really wasn't that big of a problem because, you know, things are pretty robust and static electricity is really not. The amperage is so low. If you did it right to the top of a CPU. Yeah, maybe that's probably not great. But, you know, most of the time you're not doing that.

To me, it's any unexpected taste. Like if you eat something familiar and you know it tastes a certain way, but something's off, it's like that immediate reflex of like, oh God, what's in this? Like something's wrong. I've got a TikTok. I've got a TikTok for this exact moment. Hold on, wait. Okay, got it. All right, you ready? Okay. All right, hold on. Look at that. Chocolate milk. What is it?

What is this? It's bone milk. Anyway, that's, yeah, that's, I know what you're talking about, man. That had, that had big vine energy with the, with the cutoff scream and everything. That was, that was good. We spent a lot longer on this than I expected. I actually had more than these five. All the other senses we're not even going to get to? Like smudge? Stucked.

I don't have a very sensitive smudge. We'll have to find out a different time because I'm going to wrap this one up. Those were the five senses and we covered all five. Do you think that the sense, the feeling of being watched is real? Oh, yeah.

A hundred percent. I don't think it correlates to actually being watched in a strong, meaningful way necessarily, but that feeling is awful and very real. Yeah, that is a real sensation. Yeah. I think it must be some kind of like evolutionary advantage to it because it's with animals also. I mean, I know they can probably hear and smell and other things, but I just imagine there's got to be something there.

if there was a way to detect like or get it kind of a sense like someone is looking at me and you know that whole quantum thing where it's like if you observe the electrons you know they do one pattern and if you don't they do another it's like okay so maybe there is some kind of effect that can be naturally you know uh seen if if you're being observed like maybe maybe it's something it happens too often and people talk about it too often for it to be pure coincidence quantum smelting yes exactly

It's not a pleasant feeling. Didn't they say that like some, like, I forget, I was talking about before, I wasn't sure if it was like verified or not, but the sense of smell is like based on some kind of quantum mechanics as well. I think that, I think we talked about that in passing at some point that they were sort of unsure what that... I think I brought it up because I saw some article, but I wasn't sure if it was ever confirmed. That's why I'm not 100%. Anyway, that's it.

End the episode. All right. Let me go over points here. Don't read into this at all, but Mark, I'm going to give your points first. Oh, God. Mark, you got points for movie. Noticed me. Sad. Busy. Mark. Holes. Tobacco. Boobs. Birds. Cowed. Cowed? It looks like C-O-U capital D, but I don't know. It's there. Space. Short. Short.

Felt roof, sour, poo milk, raw tomatoes. It's poo. It's poop!

Bob, you got points for Wade's joke. Shubba rubba wubba numba wumba. Leg hurt. Swallow. Runs on gas. Cinnabon. Murder house. Scream vomit. Curse scream? I don't know what the car scream. Car scream probably. Curse scream. Curse scream. Uh, the jizzy squiz. No, sauce. The jizzy sauce. Jizzy squiz. Fucking raw. Chip dip.

Comparkadair. Compact air? Compressed air? Compressed air. Mark, you ended with 14 points. I bet Mark wins this one. Bob, you would be right. You have 13 points. Ah, he did the thing. The poo milk pushed him over the edge. Yes! It's poo...

I had four points for the boss. Sad. I don't know what else, but I removed two of them. So I end up with two points. Good try. Good try. Yeah. But congratulations, Mark. You are today's winner. Thank you very much. I tried super hard. You're very sensical, sensible, sensi. Sensitive. No, that can't be right.

Oh, give us your winner speech. I don't often take advantage of all five of my senses, possibly more. And, you know, that's that's regrettable in my day to day life. But it just so happened that today I tapped into all of those. And they say if you lose one sense, you gain in the others. And I think that I was just selectively killing off every sense as we went along. Starting with sight, I am blind blind.

deaf, dumb, I can't do anything, but I won. So even if I, like my video might have cut out, my microphone might be gone, but I'm a winner, I think. Maybe I just made up hearing that I won and you guys are trying to mute me. I think I won.

He isn't about the handshake deal either. Well, he couldn't smell here or smudge it. I can't smudge a thing, guys. Uh, Bob, you are not winner, so give us not winner speed. Uh, if I had won, I would have been the best winner. I would have been an even better winner than Mark. I would have been even more gracious, but somehow also even more boastful. Humble, but braggadocious. Smart, yet stupid. Smelly.

but delicious i would have been all things to all people and it's really wade's fault that no one gets to experience that so i don't feel bad because in my heart of hearts i know the truth and the truth is the oh i can't keep the act up guys i lost i'm just so sad i was just covering it up this one hurts i don't know why this one hurts you were that close beaten by poo milk

If I didn't bring that out, it could have been the wheel spin. So I'm sorry about that. It would have been probably. Oh, you know what? I'm happy we avoided the wheel spin. All right. That's a good silver lining.

It was one point away, and then Pooh Milk pushed us over the edge. All right, well, congrats, Mark, for winning. Bob, well thought. I hope you all enjoyed the five senses, and I'm curious what all you enjoy and hate. Let's all agree that Styrofoam's the worst, though. Stay tuned for the next one where Mark will host. I'm sure it'll be a something episode. Until then, you can find Mark at Markiplier, Bob at MySkirm, me at Minion777, or LordMinion777. We have merch!

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