Met Gala 2024's Best & Worst Looks
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What's up everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fred giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. Happy Wednesday everybody. Unfortunately, it's not the Tuesday after the Met Gala. It's the Wednesday after the Met Gala and we are still going to be giving you every breakdown of every look. We suggest watching this one on YouTube because we're going to be putting the looks into the YouTube so you can see what we're talking about.

if you can't watch, still listen. We'll really describe it for you. Close your eyes. Imagine the outfits. Unless you're driving, then don't close your eyes. Yes. And you've probably seen them before if you were paying attention on Monday, Tuesday, you know, all day long. Every look is on Instagram. So you'll probably know what we're talking about. But we do recommend watching because...

Then you'll get to see the full looks as well. More fun to watch, I think. Yes. Kudos to Noah and Sarah for getting all the content out on Monday nights. Yes, yes. Did a great job. Fantastic job, both of you. Noah, very witty captions, of course. You know, Noah texted us like,

does anybody have a caption? Nevermind. I'm so witty. Which was funny because when I posted that on my story, everybody was like, wait, is Noah making the captions right now? It was a collaborative. It was definitely not just me. It was collaborative. Anytime that I need like,

more of a girl perspective, I would default to Sarah. But there were a couple times where there was one, I think it was for Madeline Klein, and I was like... No, no, it was Lana Del... No, no, there was one for Madeline Klein where I said, Madeline Klein came to serve or something. And then I checked the comments immediately because I'm like, just kind of like, I wonder what people are thinking. And all the comments were like, where is the serve? She's not serving anything. And I'm like, oh, I don't know. Is she not serving? I don't know. I don't know.

I thought this was a serve, sir. Was this not a serve? There was one where I think, Sarah, you wrote like Lana Del Rey looks like an ethereal goddess. Oh, yeah. And Kelly Keegs texted us being like, Noah, did you just write that Lana Del Rey looks ethereal? Which was so funny. But you guys both did a fantastic job. And we're going to do a full breakdown. Not much going on in our lives. It's the middle of the week. Typical midweek. We didn't acknowledge last episode was episode 700. Wow.

Wow. Oh, yeah. We didn't know. No, I did actually know because Noah said it when I walked into the studio. And then I forgot when we started recording. This was the first number in the span of 20 minutes that we didn't do like a balloon type thing. It's like, all right. The next one's a thousand. Like at this point. Yeah. Yeah. 750 is kind of big because it's like, you know, you're three quarters of the way.

700. That's a lot of episodes. That's a lot of talking. Yeah. No, I do kind of feel I'm with you, Rhea. I feel like it's like 1,000. Yeah, next big one's 1,000. We should throw a party, actually. We should throw a big party for our 1,000th episode. We should add it up and see when it's going to fall. Yeah, I was going to say, how far away would you think that would be? Three a week, 52 weeks in a year. We don't do like we have off. Yeah, yeah, there's some...

So say like 50, 49 maybe. Three times 49 is 147. 147. So like...

two years two and a half two and a half years all right so everyone can look forward to our big banger of a party in two and a half years when we put when we do it for our thousandth episode we should though we should do like a ball out party like mech alice style that'd be pretty cool oh that'd be sick well good thing we have this idea now we have plenty of time plenty of time to plan we'll remember it yeah we will not no i'm gonna remember it'll be like 9 70 and we're like oh fuck

Didn't we say we were going to do a party? No one said, we're like, episode 700. I was like, oh my God, episode 700? And then I just did it. I just forgot. Yeah, I wasn't in the room. You weren't in the room. I would have brought it up, I guess, but nobody told me. Well, like I said, I forgot.

Like I said, I completely forgot as soon as we started talking about something else. Episode 701. Yep. Congratulations to all of us for episode 701. And we'll see you at a thousand for a big party. Big Met Gala type red carpet. Big bash. Yeah, we'll do a big bash. All right, let's get into all of the Met Gala looks.

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We're going to go kind of through all of them. I guess we'll start off with the co-chairs. This is my favorite thing ever. The Met Gala? I just freaking love doing this. Yeah. I could sit here and just talk like...

It just makes me happy. Like I had a little pep in my step walking to work today. Yeah. I was like, oh gosh, I'm so excited to talk about all these looks. We can talk about the Mac out, but let's be brutally honest. Oh, yeah, I'm down. Let's be as honest as possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tired of holding back. I'm fine with being honest. I'm tired of holding back these days. There's quite literally one person

that I feel bad about unleashing my full thoughts on their look. Who is it? And because he's such a nice guy. Chase Stokes. Yeah. God awful. Yeah. We'll get there. We'll get there. Creepy George Michaels. We'll get there. Chris Angel looking ass. Okay, we are... Like I said... Just kidding. Like I said, once again, please watch along...

Because it's just going to be more fun for your experience and for our experience. But we're going through all of them. Noah's going to scroll for us. So start scrolling. But no, we're going to start kicking off with our co-chairs. We're going to start with Zendaya. Co-chair Zendaya. So Zendaya had two looks. She did. The first look was very on theme. Both looks were very on theme. You have to be as a co-chair, I feel like. You have to go all out. I mean, the first look... As Zendaya as co-chair. Yeah. Her makeup, I thought, was...

incredibly fitting to what she wore. Now what she wore, I was very confused about at first, like in terms of do I love it or do I hate it? Like I was like, okay, the first outfit. I was like, okay, this is, this is a look. This is a look for sure. Do I love it? Do I hate it? Do I just love it because it's Zendaya? Yeah.

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the more I look at it, the more it's fucking Zendaya. Of course it's a great look. Everything goes together. I don't know if the second look was necessary. I'm thinking maybe second look for an after party with that big bouquet on her head I thought was beautiful. But I don't know if the second look was necessary. I love the second look.

I think the second look should have been the whole, like, I think the second look should have been the carpet look from the beginning, in my personal opinion. I think the headpiece is so cool. She can't wear that headpiece to an after party. That would be an, what a headache. But to get pictures with? Yeah. Well, that's why she did two looks. I don't know. I feel like the whole two looks thing now, maybe like the co-chairs, somebody likes to do it.

It felt like they did kind of need to end with a bang because it just kept going on and on and on for so long. And we didn't have Rihanna. There were some big showstoppers that we didn't have. I mean, Rihanna, Blake Lively, Bella Hadid, Hailey Bieber. We didn't have Beyonce. There was no Taylor Swift. There were a ton of people that people were waiting on the edge of their seat for that did not show up. Rihanna had the flu, so she couldn't make it. I waited all night for Hailey Bieber because I have now fell...

I hate this. I hate that I have fell into the theories because it's so rude. Like, it's such a rude theory when people, like, assume somebody's pregnant. We've talked about it. It's incredibly rude. But...

That's what's swirling around the internet right now is because somebody said like, oh, somebody that knows Justin is in the record label said that Hailey Bieber is pregnant. People thought that she was going to show up at the Mecca last like announcing her pregnancy. Did I think that? Yeah. Yeah. I waited all night long for that. Yeah. I was ashamed of myself. But yes, that's exactly what I did. And

Who knows? Who knows? They were seen in Hawaii. So people were like, are they like on a little getaway? Was that why Justin Bieber was crying on Instagram? Is that why they were at church praying a couple of months ago? Like there are so many things showing up made me fall into the, into the rumors more. Yeah. You know? Cause then I'm like, well, why isn't she there? Right. And she posted on Sunday, her old Met Gala looks on her Instagram. Yeah. So I'm like,

Was that just to be like, here's my old looks, but I'm not going? Right, right. Just a trip down memory lane? Yeah. I mean, I was waiting for Bella Hadid to make her comeback because she has been looking absolutely fucking gorgeous around New York City this past week. She's doing press for her Orabella perfume. It's like natural body oil perfume.

She is an absolute goddess, and I was waiting for her to make her comeback to the Met, and she was not there. Gigi Hadid was there, but not Bella. So there were some heavy hitters missing, but other good looks. I personally, the second look for me for Zendaya, I did like better than the first. The first one, though, like, the more I look at it, the more I do love it. I just think, like...

The Garden of Time as the dress code, right? It was interpreted in many different ways, but she went with more of that old-timey makeup look and a dark lip and the skinny eyebrows and the whole thing, which is a very unique look, and you have to be already stunningly beautiful to pull off that look, I think. So it was very cool, but I am partial to the...

second look over the first. I think that headpiece is so cool. Okay, okay. Moving on, moving on.

We have Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny was on theme. He's a co-chair. He should be on theme. And it's a common thing that we see at the Met Gala where a man like Matt Damon shows up in a boring-ass tuxedo and everybody yells, go home, why are you here, snooze fest? So I'm glad Bad Bunny dressed on theme. Bad Bunny does kind of look like he was about to pull one of those...

like trumpets one of those long horns out and be like and like make some big announcement

Maybe like announce somebody else showing up. Right. I thought that he looked kind of like a pirate. Yeah, there are some pirate elements. Or Zorro, you know, in the Cinderella story. Yep. You know, so, but he's, he's dressing the part. He's dressing the part. I love that you didn't just reference Zorro like the character. You went with, well, Zorro from the Cinderella story. Like I'm picturing Zorro as he was, the guy dressed up in the Cinderella story. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. You know, like not the best costume. Yep. JLo, another co-chair. I mean, JLo is stunning always. She's beautiful. She's a great actress.

She came in a very J-Lo outfit. I kind of was like, I was hoping for a little more from her. I'm not going to lie. I was hoping for the drama and not just the sexy silhouette because we know she rocks a sexy silhouette. And her and Emily Ratajkowski do the same thing every fucking time. Let's show up in a sexy silhouette naked. And it works for them. They look fantastic. But we're bored by it. We've seen it done before.

Yeah, I also really was not a big fan of this hair and makeup. I don't know why. It just hit me in the chest. Her hair was a little messy, I felt, for the strong structure of the dress. And the makeup, too, was really simple. She looks beautiful. It's a beautiful makeup, but it felt simple and...

when you look at it really close up she didn't there's like no mascara she has eyelashes on for sure but they're maybe brown or they're like a lighter fluffy eyelash and they just I felt like they didn't like open her eye up at all like it just yeah now on the contrary I personally love JLo's makeup yeah I thought it was really like subtle and pretty I thought the the you know she

She was glowy. The shadow I thought was really pretty. I'm somebody who I don't get mad when somebody doesn't wear mascara or have lashes on. I personally like that look. I know that's like unpopular, but I think it looks really pretty on somebody who's so naturally beautiful. But her hair instances. Yes. For carpet. No, her hair too messy for my liking. Yeah.

Gigi like you said Gigi was there but no Bella Gigi was this is very cool pretty obviously like a funky structure I wasn't over the moon about it I liked it same thing not over the moon but you know what I liked the colors because it was different and I don't

I don't know if I would typically like these colors together. Well, it's just black, white, and yellow. But the structure of it I thought was really cool with the black lining. It was cool. Nothing crazy to me. Not like, oh my God, this was absolutely amazing. But she rocked it. I do. And I like her hair and makeup too. I like the red lip. It's pretty. Cardi B. Now, Cardi B always has an entrance and she always takes up most of the room with her, what she's wearing. Yep, yep.

I mean, this dress is fucking huge. Like, it's taking up the whole... There's no room anywhere for that. Yeah, I'm kind of just out on this in terms of, like, I think it's great for Cardi B to have that moment, but you know she's not happy to be in that at the end of the day. How are you moving around? It's probably a nuisance to everybody else. And what am I missing? Like, I feel like this is just nothing to do with the theme or anything, no? Like, I just...

There are times where I've seen a dress and been like, what does that have to do with the theme? And then it gets explained. Yeah, it gets explained. And then I feel like an idiot. I always get nervous because I always say that. I'm like, what's not on theme? And then I see somebody on TikTok being like, this was actually so smart and so meta and so on theme. I'm like, oh shit, what's this? Right. And you know what? Even if it's on theme, I don't love it. But I love that Cardi B always has her moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Kendall. Stunning. Classic as always. Kendall Jenner always looks so good at the Met Gala. Yeah. Regardless. Kendall has never served us a boring look at the Met Gala. Never. Maybe on a red carpet somewhere, but never, never on a, on a Met Gala red carpet. She always looks fantastic. Noah, scroll down a little bit because I believe, so this is, um, she wore as Givenchy, but I think it's like, it was Alexander McQueen for Givenchy and,

like from the 90s. And what's cool about this and what also is kind of like, here I go, because this is what I'm saying. When I first saw it, I was like, oh, is this on theme? But the like Sleeping Beauty...

whatever like reawakening of fashion all those things there's so many pieces in the exhibit that are things that have like never been worn before and that type of focus this dress has never been worn by a human which is really cool and when it was when she said like when it showed it was on a mannequin and she's the first human to ever wear it

which is, I mean, obviously, I just feel like that's really very unique and very cool. And I love the hair with this. Like, that was the perfect hairstyle for this dress. Yeah. She always looks so good at the Met Gala. I loved this one. I was like, yep, Kendall Jenner. And her after-party looks were also unreal. So cool. That, like...

It was like wings. Winged corset top that I think was also Givenchy was really, really, really, really, really cool. We can skip Anna Wintour next. Although, Loewe, big night for them. A lot of good looks. Oh, SJP and Andy. Boo to Andy, just a black tux. Yeah, yeah. He didn't change it up too much. SJP loves the Met. And I just... The length of this dress...

makes her look like she is three feet tall. Like, I don't know what it is, but any picture I saw, I was like, oh my God, she just, like the pictures, it just made her look so small. Well, she is small. She is small, but she looks really small. Yeah, I'm never a huge fan of this kind of structure of the dress, but obviously it's the Met Gala and you're going to do it up like that. Not my favorite, but very Sarah Jessica Parker. Nicole Kidman. Wasn't my favorite. No. She looks like a swan. Yes, yes.

It is Black Swan-esque. Is this Lil Nas X? Yeah. I think it's kind of cool. I kind of like it. Yeah. As long as it's not a black tux. I like this. I know.

Oh, Gwendolyn Christie. Not for me. No. Not for me. I think it's the hair. I don't like it's the crazy drama. I get it. So I usually love Emma Chamberlain looks and I I didn't love this one and I don't think I understood it. I think that's where I'm at with this. It just was very, very dark. Yeah. To me. Yeah. Yeah.

Which I felt a lot of people went in that direction, it seemed like. But I actually do really... I think I really do like this look. Do you think that people... It took me a while to come around to it, but I think it is actually really cool. Like, the longer I looked at the detailing on the dress and everything, and I thought the...

I love when everything's cohesive. And the hair and the makeup and the jewelry, like all the accessories, everything is cohesive. This felt very cohesive to me. Yeah, I think it's a cool look. I think maybe...

Maybe everybody thought everyone was showing up in light color, so they wanted to go dark. But then a lot of people showed up in like Dua Lipa, dark. This is definitely better than Dua Lipa's, in my opinion. But I still was like, I feel like we've seen this makeup on Emma before. Like the dark around the eyes and all of that. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Lana Del Rey did this full...

headpiece tree like structure. I actually think this is really cool. It's different. It's cool. There's branches. Yeah. I mean, she looks like a beautiful deer. Yeah. That's kind of what it's like. She looks not alive. Yeah. I will. I will say that she looks not alive. But I do think it's cool. I think it's very cool. Her holding the rose. Like I, I think it's a very cool look. The rose. I liked a lot.

I wonder if this was like super heavy. It couldn't have been easy. No, it's full up a little bit. Just I want to see the top of it. Like, yeah, like everything is so, it's like perfectly draped on her head with the branches. The branches had to make her a little itchy. Right. Like, is this comfortable? Yeah.

I don't think anybody's look at the back outlet is comfortable, really. Beauty is pain. Beauty is pain. Is she friends with Kim Kardashian or what was that that they were like hanging out? I think they are like friendly. I mean, she did the Skims campaign. She did the Skims campaign in February. Yeah. So I think that they are friendly. Yep. And this was, oh, she was in Alexander McQueen. Okay. Yeah, this was Zendaya's first look, which we talked about earlier.

And same kind of like Emily Radikowski, same kind of. Yeah. It's like for me, it's boring. We've seen her do this a million times. It's the same thing. She looks amazing every time, but it's just like, yeah. And not hating. She has the hottest fucking body. Yeah. But it was like, she looks amazing, but it's just right. So what are we going to sit here and say? We feel like we've seen this look plenty of times before. Absolutely. Absolutely. Agreed. Oh, tinfoil hat. Yeah.

Michelle Yeoh. Yeah. Looking like a tinfoil bag. Yep. Just like a giant crumpled up piece of tinfoil. Like after you finish your sandwich and you crumble up the tinfoil. At the beach and you put it back in the Ziploc bag. Which is tough because she's great, but I really don't like that. Yeah. Chris Hemsworth, co-chair, and his wife. I mean, God, he's a handsome, handsome motherfucker. Here's the thing.

Was Chris Hemsworth on theme? No. Does he look fantastic? Oh my Lord. What are we going to sit here? What are we going to sit here and judge this specimen in front of us? No, we're not. He looks great. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Yep. That's a perfect color for that, man. Look, it just feels like it's almost same thing as Emily Ratajkowski. It's like, oh man, Chris Hemsworth wearing a light colored, well tailored suit. He looks fantastic. With the buttons open. Like, dear God, Chris. Yep.

Now, this was like, I feel like this is everything like Chase Stokes wished his look was. We got to get to Chase Stokes. No, we will. We got to get there. Okay. And yes. Okay. Naomi Campbell and Burberry. Beautiful. Pretty. Very pretty. All the supermodels always look stunning, you know? Jessica Biel, first time back to the Met Gala in a very long time. 10 years. And Jessica Biel posted on her TikTok the night before the Met Gala, prepping for the

Four bags of Epsom salt in a bath. She says she puts four bags in, hottest degree you can handle for 30 minutes. What does that do? It's like the float tanks, the salt float tanks. It kind of mimics that. Yeah, but what like- It releases all the toxins in your body and it kind of just makes you float to paradise. It could be like people get woozy. Your bath probably gets dirty.

I, yes, probably. Shower after. I love this. I love the color of this. I feel like nobody, there wasn't really like a lot of bright, bright colors, I thought. Right, and this is bright. I love a coral. I love a coral color. It's a beautiful color on her. Yeah, I thought it was pretty. Very pretty. I do. I like that a lot. Arena shake. Arena shake.

Swarovski she looks like a giant crystal I mean she's obviously she's wearing Swarovski so makes sense which is a lot you know but once again it's just a giant silver outfit like it's she's beautiful but now the group that showed up with Sienna Miller yeah all a big all a big fucking thumbs down for me no Chloe for you no I mean it was all very Chloe but I don't like whatever they all wore to the back gala yeah

It was all a very understated look, I felt like. You know, not too big and dramatic. It was all just like they were all being swallowed up in all their clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like this a lot. I thought Laueve had a fantastic night. There was a lot of great outfits from them. Literal interpretation of, you know, it's garden, florals. Garden of time, people went floral. Makes sense. She probably played it safe as her first. Yeah. And it was pretty. It was cute. Yes, I really, I like that a lot.

I'd be so afraid to take too much of a risk at my first Met Gala, you know? Yeah, or unless you want to really make a statement. Yeah. Dua Lipa, it was a lesser version of Amber Chamberlain's for me. Yeah. God, there's some people that I, like, this was disappointing to me. I got to be honest, although I did love Dua Lipa, was it last year in Chanel? I don't really ever love Dua Lipa's red carpet looks.

especially this past award season i don't think we liked any of them no we did we did like some of the barbie ones i felt like she was kind of lacking to my memory of what she was wearing on the carpet um but yeah this isn't my favorite it's cool i think it looks pretty cool but it's just i guess i just don't understand i don't really yeah a lot yeah i don't know i just that

Didn't do anything for me. Like didn't pop out. Didn't, it doesn't stand out as something super like unique and on theme. It was Marc Jacobs. This was Greta Gerwig I think was also in Chloe. Yeah, this was the Chloe group. Yeah, it was the group of Chloe's that I was like, they're being swallowed by all of their clothes. It's just like everybody was very covered up. Yeah. She looks like she's wearing a blanket. Yeah. She's probably comfortable. Amanda. Amanda Seyfried also looking like tinfoil with some flowers thrown on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes a headpiece can be really cool or like whatever's going on. I can't tell if it's like a crown and then that is a little piece of hair that they made silver as well. I just I don't love it. Don't like it. Don't like it. Not for me. But a risk. And I appreciate a risk. Yeah. It's giving more like helmet. Yeah. You know.

Ariana Grande. I feel like this is Ariana Grande's everyday look at this point. I feel like we see Ariana Grande wearing this every day. I don't know why. It's just a vibe. I love...

The very light, different pastel colors on the bottom skirt. I think that is gorgeous. I think if you saw the photographs at first glance, you maybe would think it was all white. But when you notice those subtle colors, I think it's beautiful. And the corset top. I loved this from Ariana Grande. I thought it was gorgeous. And I loved her performance outfit as well. That dress was...

Stunning. Really cool. I feel like people don't realize that there's performances happening in the Met Gala and Ariana Grande did perform. I didn't know that they said it on the stream that like no one knows who's performing until you're in there. Yeah, it was a surprise. Only like 10 people know. Yeah, so it was a surprise. It was Ariana Grande. And I also, I love that she was able to kind of capture some footage because she has been posting on TikTok some clips. Cynthia Erivo came out and sang with her as well, which was really cool. There's like a

couple clips of that but I mean there's just I I had gotten goosebumps because it was just so spot on she's such a perfect she's the perfect person to perform for this theme I think as well there she got carried out and there's these like men dressing costume that they're carrying her out and she's laying on her back and she's in her outfit and then she's just start singing I know

I walked with you once upon a dream. Gorgeous. Haunting. Stunning. And it was only a matter of time before it was. So, you know, you got to say, yeah, look at that guy. Yeah. Just feeling it. It's oh my gosh. Happy to be there. He's feeling it. Beautiful. Once upon a dream. Very, very cool. And yeah, that's like that dress. She wore to perform. It was really, really gorgeous to Chloe. Yeah.

Like, this is Zoe Saldana. Like, I'm sorry. What is that? Yeah, it's boring. What is that for the Mac Outlaw? No, I know. It's awful. I know. She's beautiful, but that's awful. Yeah, no, I don't like that at all. Kylie Jenner. She looks gorgeous. She's an Oscar de la Renta. It's beautiful. It fits her great. She had, like, the pointy cone boob thing going on. Her hair and makeup, I think, is beautiful. But it's a snooze.

it's a snooze snooze fest most boring of the night for me in terms of what i expect right like when i think the kardashians are showing up i'm like give us something um and kylie did not it was really snoozy from all i mean kendall like yeah we'll get there but i mean i got thoughts about kim's i mean like kylie what like i don't know what was this it was just a simple white like yeah and and i saw people being like oh my god one of my favorite like

What? In what world compared to what everybody else was wearing? She looks beautiful. Of course. Every person there is fucking beautiful. Of course they all look beautiful. That goes without saying. It's like she just put a flower in her hair and was like, okay. It didn't make a ton of sense to me. We might be missing something, but I kind of was just like, all right, snooze. We've seen this

a million times before yeah yep talk about looking like zero zero here is usher usher um bright red rose in hand i don't know this is like star wars uh fat like like a star wars i just feel like this is darth vader darth vader cape and the hat i do like to adopt the cape

Yeah, that without the cape is a lot better. And the hat when he loses the hat as well. I just I don't like how far out the hat goes. You know what I would have loved to see on a man is like a pastel purple suit. Kind of like Chris Hemsworth with the button open, but then like glass.

clear flowers going down. Like that's what I was envisioning for somebody and yet nobody. I'm thinking, yeah, even with like a really cool like shimmery shirt under, like something like water-like, glass-like, you know? Right. Shiny. It could be really cool. This is Lily James. Another one. Pretty, simple,

You know, floral elements. We were going to see a lot of like pretty gowns with floral elements. That's not that's not surprising. She looked, you know, she's she's gorgeous as always. Kiki, surprising amount of, you know, shimmer and sparkle. I felt like I thought this was cool from Kiki. I just didn't understand it with the theme in the dress code. But yeah, I thought Kiki looked really cool. Yeah, it's funky for sure. I don't. Yeah, I'm torn on that one.

Chloe Savini terrifying Tiana Taylor also just you know Tiana Taylor just also gorgeous she's just dressed as a you know it's like a rose yeah like a giant rose dress

Sarah Paulson, a big thumbs down for me. I'm scared by this look. Just, it feels like streamers. Yeah. Like that you buy at Party City and you're wrapping around for a party. Yeah. It looks disheveled. Yeah. Yeah.

i'm sitting here arms crossed judging all these looks i'm just like this is the best part it's like yeah and you just say to yourself you're like you know what oh god we get to judge these looks they get to go yeah everybody gets a piece that's the that's the we get to judge these look look looking like slobs it's a privilege and a curse it is it is at the same time right um

Cynthia Erivo in Tom Brown. Gigi Deed was also Tom Brown. This is very Tom Brown to me, the suit, the pedals. I think this is actually really cool. It's cool. I feel like it could have been...

Because, you know, I don't want to... It's not disheveled like Sarah Paulson. It's a lot going on. Right. Which makes sense. It's kind of like controlled chaos, though, in my mind. I thought that's cool. It's different. It's very different from what everybody else is wearing. Yeah. I like that a lot. Kerry Washington, Oscar de la Renta. I love this color. I love this dress. I love the train. The dress is stunning. I don't know if I love her hair or...

But the dress is gorgeous. It's gorgeous. I love the train so much. Yeah. Yeah. Mindy Kaling, I thought this was so cool. It was cool. It was very different. And the back of this is so cool. And she posted on her Instagram kind of like explaining the meaning of the dress and the transition of time and represented in the back and everything. I just thought it was really cool.

Like so unique and different. Yeah. Looked like a sculpture. Yeah, it really did. I don't know how she walked around in that. Looks like someone's hair. Yeah. Wow, that's a good point. It looks really cool. It really does, which is why like from the back, I think it's so cool. Yeah, definitely. She crushed it. Sometimes I feel like Mindy Kaling, like she tries and every year at the Met Gala, people are like, oh no. I was going to say Mindy Kaling, fashion icon. Yeah, like that was, that dress is really fucking cool. Yeah.

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Pamela Anderson, pretty as always. Beautiful. I love the journey and path Pamela Anderson is on right now. She's just herself. She's natural. She's beautiful. She's living her life. It's her first Met Gala. Maybe not extremely on theme, but just happy to be there. Yeah, it's Pamela Anderson's first Met Gala. And I'm just happy for Pamela Anderson to have her life like it is right now. Same. She posted a video of her running through Central Park in her dress. Stunning. Odell Beckham Jr., a lot of athletes there.

Fine. Listen, as long as I'll say it again, as long as you're not showing up in a black tux like Matt Damon. Right. I like what you've done. It's fine. Like this is kind of what I expected a lot of guys would be in was like, oh, a tux with floral detail. Yeah. And it's also kind of like I actually thought that whole thing about not wearing a black tux unless you're Chase Stokes. Just go back to the black tux. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, Chase. Rosalia. Boring. Black. This looks like she's going to a funeral. Yeah, this was boring for me.

Yeah. Kaya Gerber. Also boring for me. Sorry. Boring. Yeah. And I like once again, like Rosalia Kiger. They look stunning. They look beautiful. But I was just like, it's just it's just a dress look like her jewelry is gorgeous, though. I will say she is in Tiffany. The jewelry is gorgeous. But the Prada, I don't know. It's just fun hair. Yeah. It's safe to me, you know, pretty and safe.

Now, okay, loved this. Greta Lee in Loewe. Once again, I've mentioned it like 50 times that Loewe absolutely crushed it, and they did. This is so cool. She is a style icon. Very, very, very cool. I love this. And it's cool, and I could see it being kind of comfortable because it's sheer, but...

not sheer in the way that we're getting Emily Ratajkowski and J-Lo. Right. I was just going to say it is such a cooler, elevated version of that sexy nude silhouette vibe. This is how you do it on the Met carpet, I think. I would have loved to have seen Emily Ratajkowski and something like that, right? Something different, more on theme. I thought that was beautiful. Yeah, that was stunning. And same with, this is also LaWayVe, Taylor Russell and LaWayVe.

This is really cool. So cool. And I don't know how people do this when they wear like the cardboard corset. Yeah. I don't know how they do it. I don't know how they sit. I don't know how they walk around. But they do it for the name of fashion. I know. And it looks great. This is... 90% of the time. It's like this wood paneling...

corset that's just so structured and fits her to perfection and is like molded to her really really cool one of my favorites I think when you have something that custom made to you it's sick hair and makeup is perfect for it looks fantastic Jack Harlow looks like Jack Harlow snus yeah nothing new

Awkwafina. I don't know who this is. Aurora James. She's wearing something similar to Taylor Russell. Yeah, it's very similar. And I really love it. I love it as well. Who is this? I'm not sure. Sorry to this man. Sorry to this men's.

But yeah, it is very pretty. Very pretty. Karlie Kloss. Cherry Blossoms. Gorgeous. Very cool. Pretty. Love the color. Love this. A lot of the supermodels were in the Swarovski we talked about arena. Like this was very... Obviously not everybody can, you know, you luck out who gets the pretty floral one, I feel like. And there was obviously, there's like a bunch of different styles as well. This, I thought it was...

So beautiful. So pretty. Love the colors. Love the detailing. Very on theme. Yep. Absolutely. A.K.A. Twigs. F.K.A. Oh, A.K. Did I say A.K.? A.K.A. Twigs. It's very on brand for her. Yeah. But I don't love this spaghetti over the shoulder, whatever's going on here. Ramen noodle type coat. Very. Yeah, that's a perfect way to describe it. Ramen noodle. That's exactly what that looks like.

Tyler! My favorite of the night. My queen. This is how you do

First Met Gala to shock the world. You know, this is incredible. Tyla is my queen. She crushes every look in general. And I had faith that she would crush this Met Gala. And she did. First of all, she is a fucking beautiful, goddamn gorgeous drop dead. She is beautiful.

she's just unbelievable and she crushed this look and she had to be carried around the sands of time yeah this she you know she went literal sand of time which is so cool she had the you know the actual hourglass like bag in her hand too I saw some people say that the hourglass matches her body yes like the shape the silhouette

I mean, she's like, I don't, it is molded onto her body. She must have had to been cut out of this thing. It's so fucking cool. I love it. The videos of her getting carried up the steps are so funny. She couldn't move. She literally could not move. She had to be lifted up.

Like a doll and carried on each step. It's actually iconic, her having to be lifted up the stairs at her first Met Gala. She is awesome. I love Tyla and I had so much faith in her and she crushed it. Just an absolute round of applause because this is what we want. Something crazy, cool, unique, something we've never seen before. But it's still a dress. This is my favorite of the night by far. Yep.

Thailand, number one spot for me. As soon as I saw it, breath taken away. Oh, Josh O'Connor. This is, you know, the men dressed in Luave. Some were great, some were not. It was like, when you scroll down, you're like, okay, good, good, good. Okay, it's got those funky tail, coattails.

And then you pull, what are those? They look like clown shoes. They look like Crocs. Yeah, they do. They do look like Crocs. I think they are. Floral printed Crocs. No, they're definitely not. They look like they are. They look like maybe boots. These are the Croc things. They have the Croc things on them. They can't be Crocs, guys. No, I don't think so. Maybe just they look like Crocs. Yeah.

Yeah, no, he lost me at the shoes, unfortunately. He did try to add a pop of something, though. Yeah, he did. He tried to add something different. I know, I know.

The same dress as Kyra Gerber. Yes. Yep. Totally the same vibe. It's so unfortunate. It's legitimately might as well be the same dress without the big bow Kyra Gerber wore. This was pretty from Gabrielle Union. Dwayne Wade, this is kind of the color you were looking for. Yeah, it was. No, I was looking for a lighter, a much lighter purple. Lighter purple. Very much lighter purple. I don't like the undershirt with that. Yeah. Like the shirt he's got under his jacket. But Gabrielle, I mean, it's mermaid. Mermaid. Beautiful mermaid. Yeah.

Really? Aquamarine. Oh my gosh. Okay, now, Elle Fanning, one of my favorites. This is up there for me as one of my favorites. I think this is so cool. This is like walking through a garden and seeing a waterfall, like a little pond with a trickling waterfall and little birds are flying in. And that's just the whole thing. It moves. It's...

I love her. I love Elle Fanning and I just thought this was so cool. This was really cool. Really, really cool. Structurally really cool. Yeah.

Yeah, it's really all you can say about it. The shoulder pieces, like, ugh. Gorgeous. Obsessed. And I love that Elle fanning still going to the Met Gala. Yeah. Because sometimes you don't see the fannings a lot, and all of a sudden they pop up and you're like, yep, they still got it. Yep. They know what they're doing. Been in the biz for a long time. I've never seen Dakota anymore. It's always Elle. Yeah. Yeah, Dakota's more quiet, I think. Janelle Monae also went in the, like,

I feel like those circular, big circular sequins we saw a lot. Hers is obviously very unique. It's Vera Wang. It's also very Janelle Monae. Yeah, this was awesome. Fits her style. Fits her. Very cool. Different. Unique. It's crazy because there's some people that I just think...

are like always take such big fashion risks and janelle's one of them she's like janelle in this outfit doesn't like shock me at all if somebody else was in this i'd be like oh my god whoa but like right like this is so her right like if kaya gerber wore it because she wore the similar big circle sequence on her dress but if she wore something like this it would be like whoa different yeah but this is very janelle monae but totally and i love it yep really cool

Nicki Minaj. I love this. Fun and cute from Nicki Minaj. I really, I know. I love this. And it felt also very Nicki Minaj. Like a lot of people, you know, you step out of your comfort zone, you wear something different to the Met Gala. But, you know, she looks like a Barbie doll. Yeah. Very, very cute. I thought that was fun. And it's like, I want, it's just, I'm so intrigued by what that feels like. Like I want to touch it. Yeah. You know? Like how does she sit down? Right. Like,

It looks... Looks like paint. Right, yeah. I mean, I'm sure it is totally painted, but the structure of it is just so interesting to me. I love that she has...

hold her purse out like this it's very she can't like have her purse on her side because of the details she just has to hold her purse out like that i think if i was going to the mecca i'd maybe show up take pictures and then not even go inside like yeah because it's so uncomfortable it's like how do you even sit in that so many people must change when they go inside into something else slip into something a little bit more comfortable

Okay, Billie Eilish, aka Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney shocked people. She has a black wig on, what I assume is a black wig. I don't think she'd dye her hair black. And then everyone was like, wait, is this Billie Eilish? It looks just like Billie Eilish. I actually don't think it looks that much like Billie Eilish. Oh my God, I think they have the same face. I think people just think it's Billie Eilish because of the black hair. I don't know. I think I've realized that they have very similar faces. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm seeing Sidney Sweeney in black hair right now. But very, very different. Very different. Yep. Taking a risk. I like taking a risk. I like the dress a lot. I feel like the hair is such a cool accent mark for like the black and the dress that

She didn't need the black leather gloves. Yeah, I agree with that. Lose the black leather gloves and I think I would be way more obsessed with this look. I'm just picturing it like that beautiful dress with the cool blunt black bob with the bangs and not the gloves.

I just think I would have loved it way more. Yeah, I think you're right. I think definitely the dress is beautiful, but the gloves are kind of taking away from that. But you just have the dress and the hair and the nice necklace. I think it's stunning. I agree. I just hate those gloves.

So Doja Cat was controversial at first. Yeah, it was. So she showed out of her hotel wearing just a towel. And everyone was like, okay, she can't possibly be wearing just a towel. There's no fucking way. And I was like, yeah, there's no way. And she shows up in this. And people at first hated until...

Someone on Twitter stepped in and was like, this is very, very on theme because it looks like the statues in a garden where the garments are kind of falling off the person. So honestly, props to Doja Cat because my original reaction was not great until I saw the comparison. And then I thought, wow, what a beautiful take on that. Yeah, it is very, it's very unique. It's very different. And yeah.

It's another one that I just have like so many questions about the structure of the dress, you know? Like, is she holding it? I don't think so because a lot of dresses are made like that now where they do like that wet look. Yeah. But... No, I know. I'm sure it's like totally molded like that, but... I think maybe to, you know, put it together for people a little bit more if she had it like falling off her shoulder a little bit more. Yeah. But otherwise, I think...

to fit the whole statue thing. I think it was cool. Yeah, I agree. What do you think about the makeup? I think it's still a jackass. Like, I think, I also think, you know what? I think, like, statues in garden, they never look happy. Yeah.

You're true. It's always like a somber face. That's true. They do. They are. They do always look sad. So maybe that was a play on that. Yeah. Yeah. And I like the glitter. It is a very pretty glitter too. I mean, it's a very well done makeup. I saw funny memes like me looking in the mirror after I'm crying, but then I look pretty. Yeah. All right, Kim. Kim Kardashian in Mesa Marjela. She like it's it's beautiful. The dress is beautiful. Um,

But another... Snooze. Sorry. I don't even think this is beautiful. I hate it. Really? I don't like the cardigan at all, but the dress itself I think is pretty, but it's boring. I just feel like I've seen Kim Kardashian in a dress like this a million times. Feel the same way with JLo, Emily Ratajkowski. I think the cardigan tied to it I think is ugly. Now... And I don't...

This is how it showed on the runway, apparently. Right. It's with the cardigan. That's with the cardigan. The whole thing. And she said, you know, it's like I'm running through a crazy garden party and I grab my boyfriend's cardigan and I run out. And it's like, I don't understand that. I don't like the cardigan. No. I think...

I didn't love her hair. I didn't love anything about this. And I'm not trying to pile on Kim. I'm really not trying to pile on Kim. But I really hated this a lot. I really didn't like it. Everything about it, there's not one element of it that I like. I'm just really over the over...

um, accentuating of her tiny waist. Like I get it. You got a tiny fucking waist. It's like, how are you fucking breathing? Every time I feel like she shows up in a dress that is pulling, she's got some corset on that is so fucking tight. That is like squishing her organs. And, and I just like do something a little different. I'm truly worried for her insides. I am because they're getting squished on the regular. Yeah.

And that's insane. It really is insane. And it's not like aspirational. Like, it's not like, you know, it's like it's I just I don't see that and go. I want to achieve that at all. It's it. You know, Kim Kardashian has talked about this before. She likes to take on a role when it comes to the Met Gala. And.

I don't think anybody, and it goes into this whole other greater conversation, but you know, nobody should be looking at Kim Kardashian as like, Oh my God, that bought a role model. Like she takes on a character. Like this is her, this is her movie, right? Like she's taking on the role of I'm going to fit into this dress and make it look the way I want to look. And that's her prerogative. But watching it, I'm like, she must be in pain. Yeah. She enjoys doing these kinds of things, but,

I think maybe I would be more on board if I liked the look. I hate it. So it's like to me, I'm like, why put yourself through that for this? For this, it's not even anything crazy. Sabrina Carpenter is in Oscar de la Renta. It's pretty. I didn't love this. So what I think though,

is because Barry Keoghan wore like a Mad Hatter kind of look. I think they played off each other on purpose. I think they did the Alice in Wonderland theme. And I think that people were like making jokes like, oh, they look. But I think they actually did that on purpose. You think it was on purpose? Yes, because she is very Alice in Wonderland and he's very, you know, Mad Hatter. And I think they played off each other on purpose. They didn't show up together. They took pictures at the top of the steps. I think it was on purpose.

Do I love? No. Loved her after party look. So freaking adorable. This wasn't my favorite. Yeah, I agree. And there he is. Mad Hatter himself, Barry Keenan. Yeah, it's just the, you know, the high neck scarf and everything. It just is like...

Little lad. Little ladberry. I think if they're playing off each other, then it fits. Yeah. But I think that they would have had to... I think they would have to show up together. It's almost too costumey for me. I understand it's the Met costume exhibit, the whole thing. But it's like, to me, that's more Halloween party. Which you would never... Sabrina would never show up to a Halloween party in that dress. But if that were the case... He also does have that little...

timepiece on his jacket too as well so it's very fitting to Alice in Wonderland assuming that is the direction that they were going in Serena Williams more tinfoil golden tinfoil this time a lot of tinfoil classy tinfoil yes

Lewis Hamilton, quick turnaround from the Miami Grand Prix to the Met Gala. I actually think this is really cool. I love that jacket. It is cool. Very cool. He has great fashion, Lewis Hamilton. Great, great fashion. Shakira, I hated this. I didn't love it either. Yeah. It's big, but I was bored by it. Yeah. I just, I don't know. It's red, so what is she, like a rose? I just, yeah. Not for me. Not for me.

Penelope Cruz is in Chanel. There's a bunch of Chanel. Chanel is so hit or miss every year for me. Like either Chanel knocks it out of the park or Chanel is a snooze and Chanel was a snooze for me this year. I remember last year's Penelope Cruz I loved and I loved Dua Lipa and all of them. I remember Penelope Cruz being a big one for me. Cara Delevingne is in like a more like sparkle that we've had going on. But this is like a...

She's a knight. Hello, earthlings. Or an astronaut. Or an alien. Yeah. It's, yeah, not for me. Fine. Whatever. Plain suit.

Plain tux, Alexander Skarsgård. Calvin Klein. I mean, Calvin Klein's not going to go crazy, but... I like Alexander Skarsgård. He's a handsome fella in a handsome suit. You know, here's the thing. You get Alexander Skarsgård in a plain black suit, I'm like, you know what? Maybe the plain black suit's the way to go. I see Matt Damon in a plain black suit, I say go home. Yeah. That's fair. If you haven't heard of Visible, now you do. They're the wireless carrier that's making wireless visible.

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Okay, this goes into the last of the Swarovski outfits. This is Anak. I always feel like I hope I'm saying her name right. Anak? Yeah. Anak, yeah, I...

Unbelievable. This is gorgeous. Everything about this. Stunning. Her makeup is to die for. Yeah. Everything going along with the dress or the pants. You know, it's like a jumpsuit.

Oh, incredible. This is this might be number two for me when I saw videos of this on the carpet jaw on the floor. It goes Tyler and then her for me like just genuinely absolutely incredible.

Breathtaking like yeah Seriously the Definition of the word stunning yeah Yeah and especially like you said when it's Moving oh my god it is Unreal oh my god so gorgeous Yeah so cool Madeline Madeline Klein and Tommy Hilfiger a lot of mixed opinions on This one it is I had some of my friends say Is very mother of the bride Like it's just I don't know it doesn't

Doesn't do anything for me. Like it's pretty. I love her. I love her hair and makeup is gorgeous. Love her hair and makeup. Like the back of the dress. Yeah. Don't love the rest of the dress. I just don't like the top. I think it's too old for her. Yeah. I agree. I think it's too old. I think it dates her. I agree. I agree. It's too mature. She's a young girl in her 20s. Yeah. Like that's something I would think like Sarah Jessica Parker would show up in, you know, like it's definitely more of an older woman.

More of an older look. Okay. Lizzo showing up looking like the coochie monster covered in diarrhea. I don't know what the hell this was, but it was a nightmare. Yeah. A nightmare for Lizzo. It's like monster and stranger things. It's awful. She made a video being like, I'm Groot. Yeah.

Okay, you're not funny in that. It's horrendous. Anna Wintour should revoke her next invitation to Lizzo for wearing this to the Met Gala. Yeah, no, I hate this. It's very bad. The headpiece is just like one of the worst things ever. Bad, bad. It just like doesn't fit her right. I don't know, it's very weird.

Holding shifts. Pushing product? I mean, yes, Balenciaga. Camila Cabello, I thought. Why so many very, not simple per se, but so many just sparkly, sparkly form-fitting silhouettes? Yeah, I didn't understand this one. I just was like, where is that coming into play here?

I guess maybe like the glass-like feature, but I don't know. I just, yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. We've arrived. Okay. We've arrived at Chase Stokes and Kelsey Ballerini. Who the hell, what the hell, where the hell let Chase Stokes walk into the house like this? I'm so confused because they're both dressed by Michael Kors. So it's like, how do they not come up with a more cohesive look? Like put Chase Stokes in a purple, like the purple and the flower. Yeah.

suit talks. How did he end up in a black sequin number with like

It's Steven Tyler. It's Keith Urban. It's so many things and it's not Chase Stokes. It's not. He's a handsome guy. What is that outfit? What is that outfit? His hair straightened with product in it. It's giving me the heebie-jeebies. And as for Kelsey Ballerini, I like Kelsey's. It's pretty, but I wasn't obsessed. Yeah.

I wasn't obsessed, sadly. I think it's pretty. I think I would like Kelsey so much more if Chase was in something more cohesive. Right. I think that's the problem. I think that we're looking at something jarring right now and it's throwing us off. Right. It's like, whoa. Right. Who the hell let this guy in? Her hair and her makeup were so pretty. I love the flowers in her hair too. I just think, what? This is... Michael Kors dressed...

chase for the fucking uh look back to catholicism theme uh mac ala that was years ago you know like he's got the crosses yeah the whole thing like what is this right i don't know this is not garden of time it's not i don't know kelsey yes chase how do you make one look with a bunch of flowers and the and the next looks like a priest yeah who just left the church oh god i

I just don't get it. They're both in Michael Kors. It makes no sense to me.

I could not stand Taraji P. Henson's dress. I hated. Poor Ed Sheeran. Everyone was making fun of Ed Sheeran. Poor Ed Sheeran. I just saw a tweet that said, it looks like a baby who just pooped his pants. Everyone was just making fun of how he was posing and standing. I think Ed Sheeran looks cute. Powder blue. He's adorable. And I love his powder blue. I love his powder blue. Yeah. Yeah. Leave Ed Sheeran alone. I know. He wore a beautiful powder blue. Yeah. That's how I imagine Trent would look on the Met Gala red carpet. Yeah.

Is that a compliment to Ed Sheeran? I don't know. I'm not sure. It's like a diss to Ed Sheeran, but a compliment to Trine. Yeah. God, and seeing that ramen cape from the back is really like... She looks like one of those... Looks like a mop. It looks like one of those mop dogs. You know the dogs that look like mops? I got something to say about Demi Lovato because Demi Lovato...

swore up and down she'd never be at the mech al again fashion at whatever they full of fashion dicks judgmental people whatever she had to say about it this is a happy girl in love big debut she's back right that's you know that's fair yep when you're miserable you swear off a lot of things yeah when you're happy and in love you're open to a whole other world right she's got her guy

And she's back at the Met Gala. Right, she feels comfortable with herself. She has a guy who loves her. She's like, fuck it, let me give the Met Gala another shot. I wrote it off, and now look, I'm back. I'm going to try to have a good time. It's a pretty dress, nothing crazy. Like I said, it's so much silver. Am I missing something with the Garden of Time? We must be, but I don't have time to try to figure that out. Because I know that there was the Garden of Time as a book, and then in the book that references other things. I don't know. There could be a lot of other things I'm missing here, but...

That for me, I was like, okay, you know. I actually just wanted to say that I did love Maria Sharapova basically coming as a tennis ball. Like this is, she's dressed as a tennis ball. It's one giant lime green look. Thrown up on you. Yeah. Yeah. A beautiful tennis ball, I will say. It's a beautiful tennis ball. Oh, God.

Amelia Gray. Who invited Amelia Gray? Amelia Gray. We're getting ruder and ruder as it goes on. We're literally Melissa and Joan right now. We're getting ruder and ruder as this goes on. Who gave us the right? No, truly. My shirt has the apparel spritz on it today. There's so many fucking... I'm wearing a fucking set that I should be wearing at home, should never leave my house in. I'm wearing pajamas right now. This dress...

Was like in the video for the Met Gala and everything. And like announcing the theme. Like this dress was used. It's very Beauty and the Beast. It is very pretty. Sleeping Beauty. I get it. The hair, makeup, stringy wet hair tucked under the necklace. Into like the big, the chunky shoe. The accessories destroyed this. Now I'm not like a big fan of this dress per se. But like everything else she did.

I cannot stand. She looks terrifying. She looks like Marilyn Manson. No, it's just... I'm so sorry. Like, so rude of me.

She's a beautiful girl, but not with this hair and makeup. It's terrifying. I hate. She looks like Samara from The Ring. Yeah. My God. Which comes out of the fucking TV. Yes. Like that, the hair under the necklace. I don't get, I don't get it. And scroll, sorry, Noah, scroll down to her shoes. They're going to like clip. The shoes. We're usually like very, you know. Those are shoes I wore on my bachelorette. They're from Steve Madden.

You know, we're usually not like this, but this is the time where someone's going to clip what we're saying here and be like, oh, Barstool, back at it again. Saying Amelia Gray looks like she's from The Ring. And just to like really just put really just icing on the cake here. Does she have to nail polish on her toes? I can't see that far. You're asking a question I don't know the answer to. Doesn't look like it to me. And that's a problem.

That is a problem. Yeah. If you show up. I mean, it's the fucking Met Gala. If you show up to the Met Gala without a pedicure and a winter, she gets to chop one of your feet off. Yeah. She gets one toe. Step right up. Step right up. Yeah. You get your foot chopped off. She has a jar of unpedicured toes at home. Camilla Moroney and Chanel. This was another moment where I was like, Chanel failed me this time around. And once again, young girl in her 20s. Yeah. Yeah.

Same kind of vibe as the Madeline Klein outfit. This is what Sarah Paulson should be wearing. Yeah. It's pretty. And it's maybe like a little look back in time vibe.

You know, more renaissance-y, like fluffy sleeves and everything. But it dates her. It really does. Her hair and makeup are stunning, though. But yeah, I don't love that dress. I loved this dress from Phoebe Dynavor. And Victoria Beckham. First time Victoria Beckham's had a dress on the Met carpet. This is beautiful. Really beautiful from Phoebe Dynavor. And kind of what I imagined Kelsey Ballerini showing up in. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean so many I mean this is such a like this is even more like back to like Madeline Klein like something like this is really but I mean Phoebe rocks this she looks gorgeous this is this is really really pretty I love that blush color so stunning for her so beautiful it's still like a little sexy compliments her very well it really it really really does and her makeup is beautiful too in this picture she's with Charlotte Tilbury so I wonder if Charlotte Tilbury did her makeup

My guess would be yes. All right, what did you think of Demi Moore? Because I saw people like love, hate, but a lot of like strong opinions on this. It like reminds me of like my grandpa's kitchen. I don't know why. It kind of looks like a model vagina. Yeah. A little. And I mean that in a beautiful like the power of the vagina type way. This looks like something you could get

At like H&M. And H&M was at the Met Gala. Yes.

What? Cut out, I mean, cut out the, obviously, like, the back of it and everything, you know. Okay, okay. The wings, like, just focusing on the dress. Like the fabric? Like, this, I mean, I guess now that I'm looking at it, like, I didn't realize that was extra fabric on it on the bottom. Yeah, it's a lot. There's a lot going on with this dress. But I meant, like, the print. Yeah. The print of the floral. I got you. Is like an H&M, those type of stores, type of floral that you see on dresses. Yeah.

I went back and forth on this one like 10,000 times last night because at first I was like, oh God, no. But I kind of think I like it, but I also kind of think I'd like it more maybe without the – The wings? The arrow sticking out of it. No, I kind of like the giant arm silhouette, but I don't know about the arrows necessarily. But it is cool and it's different.

So I appreciate her just not wearing like a slinky pretty dress. Right. I think it's cool. Yeah, I agree. Sorry. Eddie Redmayne and his wife like...

This is... When there's no cohesion, right? In Jay Stokes, Kelsey Ballerini. And then there's too much cohesion. Conjoined twins. Where they look like Siamese twins. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what happened here. They look like they're conjoined at the hip. I don't know what happened here, but it's creeping me out. It's one...

yeah I don't and then when they hold hands like I don't know I appreciate cohesion but this is too much but it's art yeah they combine together they look like one beautiful piece of art they look like a sculpture yeah a creepy skull yeah yeah yep this is um I think we're stressed for me Rita and I'm really sorry Rita Ora but this is just awful this is awful I'm sorry

I don't know what's going on here. Like this skin tight skin, like body suit underneath this just draping of beads. There was, I was cracking up. I saw a quote that she said like that the beads are apparently from

some early, like early, early BC era, like some, like really, a really fucking long time ago. And she said something like, I don't, I don't think anyone on this planet like was alive when these beads were around. It was like, well, if you're saying the beads are from like before Christ, then,

You are absolutely right. Nobody on this planet was alive. But also, if nobody was, like, how did anybody get those beads? I don't know. I don't know. It was a bizarre, it was a bizarre quote. How have those beads been kept? But I just, I, everything about this, I hate. It looks like the beads you would hang from your doorway when you were 13 of your bedroom. Mm-hmm.

And you would walk through and you thought they were so cool. They would make the noise and they clank as you walk through your bedroom. You felt like a princess. My parents never let me have those. Oh, fuck. You never had them? No, they never let me have that and they never let me have the canopy thing above your bed that made you feel like a princess. Oh, fuck.

yeah it was sick um I'm so sorry well they were like you're gonna hate this yeah but the moments you have it it's and it's easy to get rid of right right you know what it is what it is um I did have those things on my door for a while they were pink and they were cool and they were cool um and that's what this reminds me of the necklace around the tie is a bad look in my opinion just looks so weird um

I don't know if I feel that strongly about that. I mean, I just don't really love like a full leather look like that. But yeah, I kind of like the pop. I know. I was gonna say the jewelry is like, it's coming from under the collar. I don't know. The jewelry is like the less least egregious thing of of this look that they had going on. This is that of Cameron's date. Is does he or is he the designer for Diesel? He's got to be like the designer for Diesel, right? Yeah, I don't.

I thought this was cool. You don't really see a lot of Diesel on the Met carpet. I think that is her boyfriend. I saw. Oh, is it? I saw post-its that said that was her. Yeah. Shows how much I know about what's going on in Dove Cameron's life and also in the inner workings of Diesel. It's been quiet for Dove Cameron. Yeah. Yeah, I thought this was really cool. I liked this dress.

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hated alexander's darios hated it yeah no it's for someone so stunning why the hell are you wearing that yeah you look at that you put that on you say yeah i look i like this i know how the the the nude bra look is one of my least favorites because i

It's just like women who have big boobs, you know you got them. They're there. I just like the nude bra. I just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't like the nude bra with the, I don't like a nude bra really see-through on anything. This is the other half of, we've gone through all the challengers. This is Mike Feist and Lauebe as well. I didn't mind this.

But they both really, I did not love their shoes. His pants don't fit him. Yeah, and like, why are they both in shoes that look like clown shoes? Like the ball of the feet are so round. Get that shit tailored. Those pants look gross. Yeah. Is that a strawberry? I like that. Or perhaps a turnip.

Or a strawberry. I like that. I think that thing is cool. I don't know. I think that's cool. Guys, this dress was, this dress, this Tory Burch dress is stunning. And I'm probably going to butcher her name, but Bruna, God, Markazine? Markazine? I'm going to go with that. Seems right to me. Stunning. She is up and coming. I mean, she has a million, she has like 45 million Instagram followers. She's huge. But she's in like a new DC comic movie that's coming out.

I thought this dress was gorgeous. I mean, she is an angel. Yeah, love. But this dress is gorgeous. Stunning. The structuring on the skirt is so pretty. This is one of my favorites. I love this Tory Burch dress. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Stunning. Pause.

For Nicholas Galitzian, first Met Gala. Handsome. He's in a black tux. He did nothing special. But it's his first Met and he looks handsome. He does look handsome. Black tux. Yeah. Better than Matt Damon. Yeah. I mean, you know, he didn't take one single risk, really. None at all. Zero. There maybe looks like there's a little detailing on his pants. But you just... Or no, that's the bottom of his jacket. Yeah.

Yeah. It's just very hard to see. But it is black. I bet in person it was stunning. Yeah. I mean, obviously. At least the shoe. It's a nice shoe, too, compared to some of these other shoes we've seen. Okay, Dan Levy. I thought this was so cool. It was really cool. He might be my best dressed man, dare I say. It was really cool. For just like a really cool... Like, the illusion of this is...

I could stare at it all day. It is super cool. And it honestly, it's not, but it looks like it would be Louis Vuitton to me. Right. But because it kind of has that look. But I think it's really cool. The fade into the flowers going into the pant. Yeah. Very on theme. You know, cool for the guy. The details of the jacket and the pants are stunning when you really look at it up close. So I love that. He is up there for one of the best, the best dress guys. It's like in a bit. Oh, Noah. Yeah.

Just keep talking. No, but it's like the way it goes, like the black is almost, you look like you're staring into the abyss almost. Like it's like very haunting. You don't really look at men's wear and think like, oh my God, what a haunting outfit. But I thought that was really just, I was very, very impressed by that. Very cool. And I do, I might have to apologize to Dan because when we were doing...

collaborating on men's roundups for the Chicks of the Office Instagram. Noah just sent a list of men and then he said...

oh, should I put the Idea View guy in here? And I was like, oh, duh. Then he was like, well, we gotta bump somebody. And without seeing everybody's outfits, I was like, oh, Dan Levy. I was like, just, you know. And I think I have to apologize because he's arguably the best dressed man and he deserved to be featured. He should have been the first picture. He should have had his own place. And I subbed him in because of my own pure...

Personal reasons. My own personal intentions behind that. Because I, oh gosh, I was so impressed. It does look like an optical illusion. It's very cool. It's very different. Definitely more of, you know,

more of a risk than any other guy and I think it's very cool and this was shoes not great yeah once again it's Laueva I don't know what they're doing with the with the with the wide yeah with the wide toe shoe because Laueva nailed it really I thought across the board

But yeah, I don't love that men's shoe. I don't love that. And it's all the way they men have that same shape shoe. It's the same shoe, yeah. It's like the suit, suit, suit. You look all the way down, boom, ugly shoes. Donald Glover, cool, cool guy. Always funky look. Nothing special. You know that he's going to come looking cool. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, God. Matt Damon. Go home. I think my issue with Matt Damon's tux as well was just like this is so bridal. And like, I don't know, the bow tie. It's like the bow tie doesn't look right to me. It's not like the collar's not tucked out. It's it's everything with the bow tie is wrong. It's like it's like he his wife picked it out for him. He put it on that day and went and went. Yeah. Well, they look like they're going to get their like vows renewed. Yeah. You know. Okay. Okay.

This woman has been the breakout star of the Met Gala because nobody really knew who she was. Mona Patel. The dress is insane. It's Iris Van Herpen, which I hope I'm pronouncing correctly, but she was styled by La Roche.

And it's insane. And not shocking at all that she was styled by Loverge because this is insane. The sleeves, the moth wings, butterfly wings, whatever they were, moved. Moved. Yeah. Incredible. This was insane. The structure of the dress is absolutely gorgeous. This was a top

five for I think every single person watching and paying attention to the Met Gala. She was the breakout star for sure. Everyone was just like, who's this beautiful woman on the carpet? We need to know her name. And now people will know her name because this was an absolute A plus. Crushed it. Like just so, so good. I'm still not entirely sure what she does. No, it was just gorgeous. And it kind of reminded me of, and this dress is, you know,

beats this out of the water but it reminds me of like when Aizen Gonzalez wore that yellow dress to the Oscars and everyone freaked out like who is this woman and it was so like that's the moment the moment of like who is this the world deserves to know yeah really absolutely that was so gorgeous always also one of my favorite men Coleman Domingo crushes every time very cool he is such

His fashion sense is unbelievable. Kind of love the flowers just hanging out of his pocket. Love the flowers. Love the jacket. Like, everything about this is cool. It's like, only certain people can pull off a look like that, you know? And he can do it. All right, I think that wraps up all the looks. We went through so many. I'm like, yearning to be positive. I'm yearning for a little positiveness because...

I feel like I loved a lot. We loved a lot of them, but I felt like I was a little bit nasty at times. And, you know, it's just the Met Gala brings that out of you brings that brings that Joan Rivers attitude out where you just go, I'm just going to fucking judge every single look here because I will never, ever, ever get the privilege of being at the Met Gala. But those were the looks. There were a ton of standouts. There were some jaw dropping, stunning looks, but

I do miss the big names, though. Yeah. Lady Gaga. Yeah. Rihanna. Blake Lively. Beyonce. It would have been cool to see Travis Kelsey. Yeah. I thought they would have wore something cool. Hailey Bieber. Bella Hadid. The Mecca, you know, when you think Mecca. Yeah. But I'm sure they will return at some point. Zendaya can only take it so far. And she is so good. And she did two looks. And she crushed it. But we needed, like...

We needed a couple other big, like, dress-takes-up-the-whole-stairs-type moment, extravagance, gorgeousness. Like, Cardi B, that wasn't it for me. Zendaya can only carry so much. Zendaya probably heard Rihanna wasn't coming and was like, fuck, I better do two looks. Yes. And so we thanked the ones who served, and we judged the ones who didn't. Yes, and, you know, I...

It is my favorite to go through all these outfits and I just think it's so fun. And the after part, a lot of different after parties were going on as well. Different looks. People go for more of like a little bit of a party look and it can change it up. I liked Kelsey Ballerini's

after party look a lot too that felt more cohesive with what Chase was wearing at that time Sabrina Carpenter adorable I mean honestly Kendall Jenner really one of my favorites all around with Met Gala with the carpet and the after party

combined looks kendall's after everything was perfect and her after party looks are always fucking sick yeah always so cool yep she was she was seen chatting chatting up with bad bunny they look like they were flirting i don't think it was just chatting i think they were it was a little i mean who could blame them i'd see kennel jenner in those outfits be like whoa it's probably classic they're at a party their exes they get a little alcohol involved who knows what's you know they're having fun yep um but i think people are excited to see them talking yeah yeah um

especially because people thought that Bad Bunny was dissing Kendall Jenner on one of his most recent songs. Maybe that's the case, but maybe when he sees her in person, he can't help himself. So I think that wraps it up. That wraps up the Met Gala coverage. I don't think we really missed anything. No. Any like you want to give out? Oh, Tyla. Tyla, number one. Two, Anok. Like we said, I don't want to fuck up her name. Those are top two for me. Just like,

First of all, Tyla is what I thought was just so cool in her first Met Gala. Very, very cool. And then obviously just absolutely stunning. Those were top two for me. Yeah. Top two. A lot of just like, that's pretty, that's cool for me. But those are top two for sure. I think for me, it goes Tyla, Elle Fanning, Zendaya's second look, and...

I think maybe Karlie Kloss is up there for me. Oh, Karlie Kloss and, and, um, and Bruna. Those are my, Bruno was sick too. That's my top five best dressed. And, um, I mean, worst, sorry. It's just, it's Rita Ora. Just, I just, I, I hate to single out one person and leave it at just Amelia Gray. We can add just one person. That's fair. Rita Ora, Amelia Gray. Yeah. Yeah. We can throw that in there. Yeah. Yeah.

Chase Stokes. And I'm sorry to Chase Stokes. I would not. I would not die for John B. in that outfit. No, no. That's a fact. All right. We love you, Chase. It hurts me. I do. I do. I love him and Kelsey. We love them. Yes. We love them. Yes. But. Yeah. Chase Stokes refuses to come back on this show. So we don't forget. You know. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

you're right you're right but i just it's just that's not why we're judging his look it's simply because we hate it just a reminder that uh we're just little people we are and and that's okay it is it is and we need to be humbled after we just judged all these stunning beautiful people exactly we are exactly you know we'll never be them

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