Hello and welcome back. I say this is a short episode today, but I lied.
We start talking about my gorgeous new hat, then we get into fantasy football and how I don't really care about it.
Then I get controversial and some of you may get mad at me here because I tell the truth about how men who love sports too much need to grow up.
Then I provide some much-anticipated updates on Britney Spears and the guy who said the F-word on live TV.