Turns Out Buzz McCallister Is An Absolute A-Hole, Paul's Mom's Priceless Cheese Ball Dome, and "Being the Ricardos" Didn't Suck!
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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:

• Merry Christmas Eve Eve!
• Paul is 35! Old Fart!
• We Forgot About Ethiopia!
• Paul Tries Out His Sex Line Voice!
• "Christmas Vacation" Is Awesome In Spite of Chevy Chase's Asshole!
• We Discovered Something New! After 450 Views!
• The Elderly Are Transcendent!
• Holy Fuck! A T-Rex Squirrel!
• Buzz McCallister Is A Scumbag!
• Dead Wet Bandits!
• Paul Has a Full On Scruff McGruff Nostalgia Flashback!
• Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60652!
• Alarm Force!
• Oh Yeah...Buzz Is a Cock!
• Buzz Cuts!
• Sirs!
• Devin Ratray - FUTURE TRUE CRIME PODCAST SUBJECT!
• Dave Spent Time in a Shit Wagon!
• Windsor Dreams!
• Dave's Mom's 3-Way!
• Dave Hasn't Partaken Yet! Or EVER!
• 3 Bottom 3-Ways!
• Lilly Would Make a Great Muff! Thanks, Paul!
• Let's Collect Our Stuffed Dead Animals!
• Family Pot Lucks!
• Velveeta Can Be Really Gross!
• This Cheese Ball Will Save The Planet!
• SO MANY CHEESES!
• Paul Thinks Ritz is Basic!  HE'S BASIC!
• Dave Likes Triscuits!
• Check Out our Instagram for the Glass Dome Pics!
• Live Before a Studio Audience!
• Holy Fucking Lisa Whelchel!
• Ghislaine Maxwell's Birthday Behind Bars!
• World's Tiniest Violin!
• Elizabeth Holmes, You Lying Twunt!
• Jeffy Epstein TOOOOAAAATTTTAAAALLLLLYYYYY Killed Himself!
• Matthew Camp Only Doll Makes a Reappearance!
• No More Secrets!
• Paul's Wank Bank Book!
• Alex Murdaugh's Cousin Eddie! THE SHITTER'S FULL!
• Dog Poop Between Your Toes!
• Library = Anti-Constipation!
• Send Dave Your Shit!
• "Being the Ricardos" Was OK, Actually!
• MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Merry Christmas Eve Eve!)
• "Christmas Vacation" Squirrel Scene!)
• "Family Guy" - Gregory Peck's Kids Scene!)
• Buzz McCallister is a Fucking Asshole!)
• Buzz's Girlfriend - Woof!)
• "Scruff McGruff" Ad Circa 1998!)
• "Home Sweet Home Alone" - Amanda the Jedi Review!)
• "Santa & the Elves" - SNL Skit with Ryan Gosling!)
• "So Your Kid Is Masturbating While Your Family Isolates. What Should You Do?"!)

**MUSIC CREDIT!**Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis) from Pixabay)!

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