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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:
- Bubble Butts and Colored Strips of Leather!
- French Numbers Make a Comeback!
- Perplexed David!
- Episode 1 Has A Surprise At The Beginning!
- Let's Do A New Promo!
- Caitlyn's Got Doubts!
- Spoopie Cassie Did A TikTok!
- Dave Is Freaked Out By Cola Frogs!
- Paul Has Reflexes!
- Dave Hates Buffets!
- PEOPLE! ARE! DISGUSTING!
- Spicy Sprouts!
- Paul Loves Meat!
- Long Plates of Meat!
- Salty Meat!
- Waygu Beef For My 50th? Yes Please!
- Dave Loves Steak!
- Get A Cast Iron Skillet For Shit Sake!
- Our Credit Scores!
- Strippers!
- The Wine Comes Out!
- The Algonquin Hotel!
- Horrible Popeye's Bathrooms!
- Dave's Sexual Taint Injury!
- What? Dave Was a Funeral Director??!!
- Sleeping Birds!
- Sleeping Squirrels!
- Sleeping Opossums!
- Ancestry.com!
- Paul's Burps!
- Shocked Inhalations!
- 1919 Pandemic Sex!
- Wine!
- Cats Are Manipulative!
- Cat Backpacks!
- Collapsing Toilets!
- Tub Poops!
- Moon Gravity!
- Lexus Commercial In A Movie!
- Sloths Can Hold Their Breath Longer Than Dolphins!
- The Masturbatorium!
- Trivia Time Boners!
- Funeral Crashers!
- In Florida, Ladies Come First!
- Old Vomit!
- Taron Egerton Is Sexy!
- As Is Arnold Vosloo!
- Ted Bundy Is Here To Help!
- Hulk Smash!
- Sarnies Abound!
- Dave's Phone Calls!
- Jimmy Savile Is Gross!
Episode Links (In Order):
- PNW Haunts & Homicides!)
- Spoopie Cassie's TikTok!)
- Wagyu Beef!)
- The Algonquin Hotel!)
- Al Flaherty's Outdoor Store!)
- Meghan Markle Wants To Trademark A Word!)
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!)
- Ann Rule - Ted Bundy's Coworker!)
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