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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:
- Randy Newman or Choking a Cat? You Decide!
- Sing Song Time is Over, Regardless of the Razzmatazz Clause!
- We Really Do Talk Like This All of the Time!
- We Made Almond Butter Cream Icing with Cinnamon! Check Out Our Instagram to See!
- Dave's Sweet Tooth Inherited From Nan!
- Dave Loves Necco Wafers!
- Candy Issues - Who Wants Coffee Flavoured Jelly Belly Jelly Beans?
- Paul WILL Suck Your Dick for Likes!
- We Love Our Kitchenaid Mixer!
- Design Our Kitchen to Look Like Williams Sonoma!
- Restoration Hardware is Ridiculously Expensive!
- Ridiculous Massage Chairs Would Be Great For Home Theaters!
- Shush La Bouche!
- Kurtis Conner Continues to Make Dave Happy!
- Kurtis Conner is Totally Kyle Mooney's Younger Brother!
- Sad Christmas Decorations!
- Lego's Boutique Hotel!
- Dave Plans to Lose Feet to Sugar Diabetes!
- Catholics Love Sex and Large Families!
- Christmas Has Changed for Dave!
- Dave Comes Out to His Mom at Christmas!
- Paul Likes Canned Peas - What in the Actual Fuck?!
- Dave is Pretty Damned Gay!
- In the 1970s, "Bruce" Was Code for Gay!
- Mom Turns the Tables, a la Logan Roy!
- Dave Was Shocked Into Silence - That Was a Lot of Shock, Trust Me!
- All of Our Listeners Have Parents Who Have Done Dirty Things!
- Jeff Garlin Has Issues!
- Paul's Tiny Violin Makes a Comeback!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Mr. Belvedere Theme Song, by Leon Redbone!)
- Leon Redbone!)
- "Sesame Street" Grocery List!)
- Jelly Belly Recipes!)
- Ridiculous Massage Chairs!)
- Angry Ikea Guy Video!)
- "Morgz" Cancerous YouTube Channel!)
- Kurtis Conner Rips Morgz!)
- Lego Modular Buildings!)
- Jeff Garlin's Vanity Fair Article!)
- Bryan Callen's Issues!)
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