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'Florida Man' Stupidity, Man Masturbates at Starbucks, and WTF Random Facts!

2022/3/31
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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:

  • Oldie Time Diseases!
  • Colonialism Sucks!
  • Alligator Snacks!
  • Bath Salts Are Fun!
  • Cannibalism Is Good for Protein!
  • Phone Searches!
  • Semen Faces!
  • Placenta!
  • Designer Drugs!
  • PCP Rage!
  • Predecessors!
  • Farts!
  • Gross Smoking Dentists!
  • Sexy Noises!
  • Gross Facts!
  • Buckets of Mucus!
  • Sweaty Beds!
  • Drool!
  • Bloopers!
  • "Living Single" Final Season Sucks!
  • We Need To Start Watching "Abbott Elementary"
  • LEONARD!
  • People of Walmart!
  • Yanking At Starbucks!
  • Crazy Woodpeckers!
  • Cauliflower Brains!
  • Pez!
  • Miss Vickie's Spicy Ketchup Chips!
  • Doritos Taco Flavour!
  • Couple Goals!
  • Stinky Dave!
  • Conjoined Twins!
  • Farmers Almanac Toilet Paper!
  • Paul's Camping Experiences!
  • Paul Goes Dark!
  • "Moonfall" Was Stupid!
  • Paul Doesn't Know 120 Minutes Is 2 Hours!

Episode Links (In Order):

  • Man With No Arms and No Legs Armed and On The Run!)
  • Couple Spent 2 Days In Unlocked Closet!)
  • Woman Uses Sperm As Face Cream!)
  • "Beverly Hills 90210" Euphoria Episode!)
  • Florida Man With Gay Porn Name Arrested After Allegedly Masturbating At Starbucks!)

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