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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:
- Dave Misses Candy!
- Doug and Dave are Kicking Their Coke Habits Together!
- Pepsi is Disgusting!
- Bubbles On My Tongue!
- We Love Our Female Fans!
- A One-Stop Shop for Streaming?! What a Great Idea!
- Nerdy Paul!
- Cable 2.0!
- Paul's Random Tangent Thoughts!
- It's Amy Sedaris Night!
- Dave was a Funeral Director?!?!
- THAT AIN'T MY MEEMAW!
- A Full Set of Teeth? MEEMAW DIDN'T HAVE TEETH!!
- Who's That Girl?!
- Negotiating Pleats!
- We Love LADbible!
- Alan/Allan Sure is a Dumbass!
- Do Better, Paul!
- Would You Like Bread with Your Weed? Yes Please!
- The Munchies!
- Paul Loves a Girthy Cut!
- LEONARD!
- Need a Weapon? Use an Urn!
- Nude Florida Man was 'ARRASTED'!
- Grandma Full Brick of Glass!
- Grandma's Bitch Slap from Beyond the Grave!
- Ivana Trump - Buried on the Back 9!
- The Gold Plated Promethean Casket!
- We're Minuscule in the Universe!
- "The Good Place" Was Great!
- D'Arcy Carden's Janet Rocked!
- Florida Man Is 31...Yet Looks 50! Drugs Are a Hell of a Drug!
- Florida Man Charged with DUI in Walmart!
- Kendra Krinklesac!
- Drunk Uncle!
- Paul is a Fun Drunk!
- Instant Asshole - Just Add Alcohol!
- Penis Questions! Growers, Not Showers!
- Paul's TikTok Addiction Loophole!
- Cockroaches!
- Eating Nasty Things to Survive!
- Julia Child's Cum Cakes!
- Lots of Dead Animals!
- Boner Pills!
- World's Oldest Porn Star!
- Filthy, Mouldy Berries!
- Fear the Bears!
- Paul Loves to Read Questions Twice!
- The North American House Hippo!
- Brazen Bulls!
- Eating Boogers!
- Fuck You, Mr. Gilliland!
- Itchy Balls!
- Wafting Farts!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!)
- Family Sues Funeral Home for Putting Wrong Body in Casket!)
- Negotiating Pleats!)
- Dumbass Can't Spell His Own Name!)
- Weed Dealer Gives a Loaf of Bread with Every Order!)
- Nude Florida Man Throws Grandma's Urn at Victim's Face!)
- The Promethean Casket!)
- Ivana Buried at Trump's Golf Course!)
- Florida Man Steals Bronze Vases from Cemetery to Sell for Scrap!)
- Florida Man Charged with DUI After Crashing Scooter in Walmart!)
- Kendra Krinklesac!)
- The North American House Hippo!)
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