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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:
- A Distinct Lack of Energy!
- Dave's Rotten Tooth!
- Paul's Sexy Noises!
- Redheads Need More Anaesthetic!
- Paul's Tongue Tied Speech!
- Ambulance Rides!
- A Shot of Ketamine!
- Paul's Dry Mouth!
- Let's Get a DNA Test!
- Paul's Valley Girl Voice!
- Computer Sounds!
- DNA Stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid! Duh!
- Dentists Shouldn't Smoke Mid-Cleaning!
- Dave Can't Stand Talking About Smoking!
- Dave Still Loves "Murdoch Mysteries"!
- "Stand By Me" was a Great Movie for a Thirsty Pubescent Kid!
- Dave was a Himbo!
- We're Excited for "Wednesday"!
- We Love "Reboot"!
- We LOVE Kerri Kenney-Silver!
- "Ghost Whisperer" Jumped the Mother Effing Shark!
- Thanks, Cousin Oliver!
- Dave Loved Wesley Crusher/Wil Wheaton!
- We Can't Wait for "Ghosts" Season 2!
- Leonard!
- We Can't Wait for "Abbott Elementary" Season 2!
- "Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story" Looks Amazing!
- More "Murdoch Mysteries"!
- Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died!
- Stage Parents are Awful!
- Starleen is a Great Name!
- Sexualized Toddler Jon Benet Ramsey!
- Put Yer Glasses On, Dave!
- Dave Actually Gasped!
- Some Parents Suck!
- When the Child Becomes the Parent!
- Dan Schneider is a Creep (Allegedly)!
- Nickelodeon Has Responsibility for the Harm it Caused!
- Our Review of the Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated Blowjob Machine is Coming!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Redheads Need More Anaesthetic!)
- "Little Shop of Horrors" Dentist!)
- Coogan Law!)
- Jackie Coogan!)
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