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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:
- It's TOTALLY Friday Night!
- Smiley Wine! (See it on our Instagram!)
- Dave's Diabetic Trip to the Hospital!
- Dave's Wonky Stream!
- 28 is a Sexy Age...Not So Much a Sexy Blood Sugar Level!
- "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!
- Hospitals are Fun! Such Comfortable Chairs!
- Paul's Sugars are Fine, But His Liver is Chonky!
- Some Asshole Won the Lottery!
- GOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUU!
- Dave is Not Good at Gambling!
- Paul Has a System!
- BINGO Players Against Lung Cancer!
- Lucky Chotchkies!
- Dave's Boredom!
- Voice Activated Sex Machine Upgrades!
- FINISH ME!
- Teledildonics Worked For Me!
- Paul Would be an Amazing Sex Therapist!
- Yay! More Velveeta Cheese!
- Stinky Nail Polish!
- It's the "Smelling Like Cheese" Lifestyle!
- Let's Protect 14-Year-Old Paul! Fuck That Quarters Guy!
- Violently Projected Vomit!
- Liquidy Poopies!
- Dave Loves Orange Tic Tacs!
- World Record Nose Stuffing!
- Tampa: The Armpit of Florida!
- Gator Fun!
- Fun with Vaginas!
- Daddy Long Leg Creepiness!
- Poo Poo Puke!
- Paul Loves Human Centipede!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!)
- "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!)
- Some Illinois Asshole Won $1.28B Mega Millions Lottery!)
- The Voice Activated Blowjob Machine!)
- Teledildonics!)
- Exceptionally Gross Velveeta Cheese Scented Nail Polish!)
- "Don't Fuck with Cats" Documentary!)
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