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Dave Got the Diabetes, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated Blowjob Machine, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

2022/7/31
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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:

  • It's TOTALLY Friday Night!
  • Smiley Wine! (See it on our Instagram!)
  • Dave's Diabetic Trip to the Hospital!
  • Dave's Wonky Stream!
  • 28 is a Sexy Age...Not So Much a Sexy Blood Sugar Level!
  • "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!
  • Hospitals are Fun! Such Comfortable Chairs!
  • Paul's Sugars are Fine, But His Liver is Chonky!
  • Some Asshole Won the Lottery!
  • GOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUU!
  • Dave is Not Good at Gambling!
  • Paul Has a System!
  • BINGO Players Against Lung Cancer!
  • Lucky Chotchkies!
  • Dave's Boredom!
  • Voice Activated Sex Machine Upgrades!
  • FINISH ME!
  • Teledildonics Worked For Me!
  • Paul Would be an Amazing Sex Therapist!
  • Yay! More Velveeta Cheese!
  • Stinky Nail Polish!
  • It's the "Smelling Like Cheese" Lifestyle!
  • Let's Protect 14-Year-Old Paul! Fuck That Quarters Guy!
  • Violently Projected Vomit!
  • Liquidy Poopies!
  • Dave Loves Orange Tic Tacs!
  • World Record Nose Stuffing!
  • Tampa: The Armpit of Florida!
  • Gator Fun!
  • Fun with Vaginas!
  • Daddy Long Leg Creepiness!
  • Poo Poo Puke!
  • Paul Loves Human Centipede!

Episode Links (In Order):

  • Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!)
  • "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!)
  • Some Illinois Asshole Won $1.28B Mega Millions Lottery!)
  • The Voice Activated Blowjob Machine!)
  • Teledildonics!)
  • Exceptionally Gross Velveeta Cheese Scented Nail Polish!)
  • "Don't Fuck with Cats" Documentary!)

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