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14-Year-Old Florida Teen is a Criminal Mastermind, Paul's LEGO VIP Points Expired, and Florida Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Search!

2022/8/24
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This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: 

  • Are You Ready?!
  • Paul's Disappointment!
  • We're Fat and Gay!
  • Dave Fails at French! Again!
  • Yawning!
  • Drive-Thru Shopping!
  • Cars Shouldn't Be There, Should They?!
  • Our Neighbour's Loud ASF TV! 
  • Piano Playing Neighbour is Terrible Piano Player!
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Great Crier!
  • We Hate Paper Straws!
  • Paul Loves McPizza!
  • Dave, the Condiment Whore!
  • 14-Year-Old Criminal Mastermind!
  • More Yawning!
  • Pyramid Schemes, Identity Theft, Forging Money Orders!
  • Dave Loves Awkward Reality Show Moments!
  • Simon Cowell’s Botox!
  • Kevin Spacey Continues to be Gross!
  • Our Neighbour's Loud ASF TV! AGAIN!
  • Jameela Jamil is Awesome!
  • Dave's Taint Sexual Injury, Much to Paul's Embarrassment!
  • Screw Lego's VIP Point Expiration!
  • Corporate Cock-Suckery!
  • Suck Our Balls, Lego!
  • The Universe is Horrifyingly Large!
  • NASA Science!
  • We Need Holodecks!
  • Paul's Farts!
  • Florida Meth Fun!
  • Dave on Meth?! Nope!
  • Our Friend Doug Coming to Toronto for the Fan Expo!
  • Super Sexy Sean Astin!
  • COVID-19, Monkeypox, and Polio, Oh My!
  • Dave Isn't a Good Patient!
  • Expensive Autographs!
  • The CNE!
  • Paul's Mic Nonsense!
  • Really Expensive Photo Ops!

Episode Links (In Order): 

  • Boston Woman Drives Through 2nd Floor of Shopping Mall!)
  • Canada's Ban on Single Use Plastics!)
  • McDonald's Chicken Big Mac!)
  • 14-Year-Old Florida Boy is a Criminal Mastermind!)
  • Neil Breen Courtesy of Your Movie Sucks!)
  • Kevin Spacey Must Pay $31 Million to Production Company!)
  • Jameela Jamil Pulls Asshole Muscle Filming "She Hulk"!)
  • Paul's Lego Tweets!)
  • Jupiter Images!)
  • Black Holes Sound Horrific!)
  • Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Police Search!)
  • Get Ready To Fire Your Load!)
  • 2022 Fan Expo!)
  • The Canadian National Exhibition!)

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