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Has Gary done all these reeds really woodenly?

Has Gary done his stiff reads? Hiya, welcome to Stick to Football. This episode is brought to you by Christmas presents. Is this what we won last year? I think so, yeah. No, the one we won last year is at home. Is this literally it? We won the Christmas one, didn't we? Yeah, that's the Christmas quiz. You should sit in the middle, Neville, you're captain. Oh, no. No, that's Gary saying, come on. Cheer up, Santa. These are good jumpers, these.

I like him. Dennis. Oh, Dennis, Arsenal. Did he never fly? Nope. Never? That is mad. You know when people come to the club and then they say, yeah, I don't fly, and everyone goes, yeah, all right. And he said, no, I don't fly. And then when we went to go to the Europe, he weren't there. He'd left two days ago. Club North happened before they signed him? No, he told them that once he signed him.

He used to drive everywhere. He played European games, obviously. But I still worked in Europe back then. We were. Just shut your mouth, girl. They played Europe on a Thursday night. They played on a Thursday night. Yeah, I did too.

I can imagine you saying that as, like, to not go to games, like, cos you couldn't be... I hate to go to Athens. You wouldn't go past the RAC at Birmingham, would you? How often do you do your podcast? I like it. We only did it over two days. Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, they're the enemy. Don't be talking about their podcast. That's a stupid motion. Mm.

No, it's good. So you just did two days chatting? Thanks, Julia. Can I come and join yours? Please do. Please, I pay you.

Jill, come on. That's cool. The day they get rid of you, I'm gone, right? Really? All righty. We're out. We're in it together. We're doing 100 and we're out. We're just not going to turn up for you. Do you know where we should go? America. The US here. Me, you and Jill. Let's crack America. I can't leave. Take care of him as well. We'll have to take care of him. I can't leave Gary. I like him. No, leave Gary. Gary would leave you. He wouldn't. Very loyal. I like him as well. Yeah.

Very loyal. Oh, no. Why has he got number 10 on his arm? I don't know. A jumper. If you're going to interject into the team, if we leave, you're coming with us. He's got a Christmassy shirt on. Oh, boy. Say hello. If you're going to interject, you need to put all of these on. Just any one. Come on, come on, Ben. Where's your trophy from last year? You took it home, didn't you, last year? Have I? I don't know. Have you got the trophy? Right, is that your home? Yeah, I got it at home. You got it at home? We should have got you to bring it. You should have told me to bring it. I probably would have. I don't think so.

Just keep it. It's in right. It's the best player of the hundred years. Should this be under here? You've no idea where that's come from. Is that gin? Nothing to do with me. Anyone drinks gin around? Who drinks gin? Apparently gin makes you... I'll have a gin and tonic. Gin makes you cry if you drink a lot of it. Does it? Whiskey makes you frisky, apparently.

Gin makes you cry. Bacardi's a fighting drink apparently. That's what you used to drink, wasn't it? That was your drink. You used to drink Bacardi? Yes, Jill. I can't imagine you with Bacardi and Coke. Oh, you'd love me. You'd have been all over me. You'd have been all over me.

Maybe if I'd had three bottles of Bacardi myself. What's your drink? To be honest, I'm a Guinness man. Oh, I like Guinness. Yeah, I like Guinness. That Double Zero's pretty good. Do you have blackcurrant in it? No. The Double Zero is amazing, isn't it? It's very good. Honestly, for a drink too. You like your Guinness in Ireland, don't you? You like your little trips too, you know? It's good. I'll give him that. I mean, it's not alcoholic. Yeah. I'll give him that. What's the point?

What's the point? Same taste. But you still feel like you're socialising. I mean, you have a couple of guineas. I wasn't drinking a Coke. It's the same thing with it. You get the same taste. Scoles, what happened to your birthday then? If you had to go home at 9.30, were you just absolutely blathered? I just had enough. Yeah. Merry Christmas! Yes, hello.

Sorry to interrupt this conversation, which I'm betting was about football. No, it wasn't. It was about getting drunk. We were talking about Scorsese getting drunk. Oh, really? Oh, right now? Good Lord. True story. That's the Christmas spirit. How are you? Really good, Mike. Good to see you. I like the hat.

Yes. So you're a Spurs fan today, or...? No, he's a Spurs fan. Is this something you... How are you? That's a Spurs thing. It's a real honour to shake your hand. Do I call you Kino or Kini? Kini! Kino? Kini? Kini! Kini!

Please call him Keeney Mike. Bikino? Bikini? Let's leave it like that. So you're not, you don't use your birth name, that's right. So you're Skolzy? Skolzy? Just Skol. Skol. Skol. Skol.

Nicky, butt, butt, butt. Sorry, I thought you were ordering a snack. Genev! Oh, quick word on Genev. I'm here to host the Christmas quiz and they sent me the questions via email. Do I have the...? Yeah, well, I'll just explain.

Basically, at the end, it has the final question and then it says, and the winner is... And it doesn't say dot, dot, dot. It says Gary. LAUGHTER FIXED! You just lit the fire there. Unbelievable. LAUGHTER

So if Gary does win, there will need to be an inquiry. Don't worry, there will be. Documentation. So Gene, you are all, I presume, on one team. And then Ian, you're my friend a bit. Absolutely. We've hung out. Yeah, we've done stuff. It's been a while. I tried to text you recently and changed your number. Sorry, Mike. It just happened. Unreliable. Really unreliable. When was the cull? I mean, do you remember going through the... No, the cull wasn't the cull. LAUGHTER

Did you consider me at least? No, it was just I just went from one phone to another. It must have been about 18 months ago. Okay. Well, I didn't make the cut is what I'm saying. No, you should have made the cut though. Yeah. Because I'd probably Am I on the bench of something before I'm one of these guys? No, no, no.

I didn't realise that happened, Mike, because you're probably somebody I'd feed off. Oh, thank you. I want that name in the phone. Because you came on my show, you did Send to All. Yes. And then I sent you a follow-up text saying you were brilliant. And then you sent me a blue heart. I've never seen such a thing. I didn't know. Because I wanted to send you a Tottenham heart, not a red one. OK.

So you said the Everton one. OK, well, I'll leave you an uptick. What can I say? An absolute honour. I'm a huge fan of you and you're very good at football. I've watched clips to prepare for today. Although you did say in there, you said, I'm a big fan of your personality. You didn't mention anything about looks. But that's fine. Because I go for looks and personality and that's a given. You're my friend.

Roy, like I say, an honour. We've never met, have we? No. We have been in each other's company. Do you have any recollection? About the Bacardi. OK. OK, it was in the... Well, I can only tell you where it was. We were in a room and it was only me and you. And it was one of the most awkward moments of my life. LAUGHTER

Where was that one? Well, I'm glad that you don't remember, because I thought it was a personal thing. Basically, it was in Cork Airport in the business... Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I still don't remember, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was one of the ones that got on a run in a room. We were alone in a room. You came in, because it was empty. I was the only person there. Right.

And really weirdly, you came and sat opposite me. Oh, my God. Even though you could have sat anywhere. And I thought, that's... I didn't know it was you. I thought, God, who's that weird guy who's decided to sit back opposite me? And I looked up and it was you. It was Roy Keane, the man. Did they say hello? No, you looked at me like your flight had been cancelled. It was quite... LAUGHTER

It was that look that you were looking at the departures board and it was like, yeah, you didn't seem thrilled that I was there. But anyway, we shared some awkward moments and I'm pleased that, you know... We got over it, yeah. Yeah, we got over it. But it's really nice to meet you. So, obviously, a pleasure to be here. Thanks a lot. Huge fan. So good to see you, Mike. I've got a script. Gary will win. LAUGHTER

Oh, look, and I've actually got something in my ear. Hello? What are you saying? Get on with it. Oh, yes, of course. You've got good legs. I felt like a bit like one of those size of Michael's calves. You've got good legs. Great calves. Did you play football? No, I don't know what's happened to my legs, but in fact, that's round one. If anyone has bigger calves... Jesus Christ. ..than these... LAUGHTER When I turn them on, it's quite... Turn them on. Pah!

I can't turn them off! I can't turn them off! If you put your legs together, does it touch? Yes, there is... God, that's big calves. That's amazing calves. I'm one of the very few people who shave. In the calf zone. Too much laughter. This is a serious quiz. Absolutely. Sorry, I'm wrong. A little bit of laughter. LAUGHTER

Well, it was you. Yeah, but they were playing work and asked questions about John Hanson. Correct. Yeah! It's the old forever. Oh, yeah. That's so childish. You don't talk, though. When I first met him this morning, I was like, is that the real Roy Keane? Now he's the real Roy Keane. Yeah!

This is the trophy. It's the stick to football trophy and fittingly that is stuck on loosely. Who won last year? We did. We did, yeah. The same teams, was it? I wasn't team. Yeah, Jill won, yeah. Tight run thing? The competitiveness in your eyes, it's amazing.

Do you have a bug of competitiveness as footballers? We do. You fight to win and now it used to be Champions League finals, it used to be FA Cups, it used to be league titles and now it's sitting in this fake bar going for this coach. You know what? LAUGHTER

Life can go downhill. Whatever gets you going. OK, so I have questions. Shall we start this? Yes. Come on, Michael. It feels quite exciting. Is it alternate questions or deferred? Michael, don't let him just lean over and see. Cheats. OK. That's why he sat back a little bit, I think. No leaning. Hold on. I'll sit back. Who were you with last year? Jamie. Just used to. Yeah. Um...

Who was on your team? We haven't met either. Joe's had two of them. So a lot of midfielders. A lot of midfielders. Yeah. One defender, one striker. Yeah. Midfield, midfield, midfield, fail midfielder. Midfield. Did you have a go, Gary? Had a go. Had a go when I was younger. Did you? To be fair, I was a midfield player at United until Buttsy and Scolesy joined. Oh.

Has there ever been a child in the history of football when asked what position they want to play who said right back? Has there ever been a... Defender. They don't say defender. They don't even say defender. Everyone starts as striker. Did you all start as strikers at school? I did, yeah. Did you? Midfielder. Fielder.

He went straight in the midfield. I don't think anybody that plays professional football will have started as an actual defender. They'll have probably played in the midfield and forward areas of their team and scored goals when they were under 11, 12 and then they've been moved back. Like not being good enough. That's one way of putting it, Gillian. But some people relish defending. I relish. Of course. You relish getting stuck in. Yeah.

You won't get stuck. Jill as well. Jill gets stuck. Look at that cup. Jill is swearing at everybody. I really should. Jill has got a cup. What is that cup? It's got a lot of profanity. Someone tackled her in a... I got a bit mad. Fuck off, you fucking prick. I understand. Sorry. I probably shouldn't have said that out loud. This episode of Stick to Football is brought to you by Skybest.

This year's quiz, I've been joined by Gary... I'm just going to read this. Go on then. Yeah, so Gary Neville here, you are joined by your fellow Class of 92 members, Skulzy and Nicky... Do you have a name for your team? Um...

We are the... I don't know. Give us a name, will you? You don't want to be known as Class of 92. I can't give you a name. You're the captain. That's your brand, isn't it? That's what you live off, isn't it? Yeah, we are. That's what we call ourselves. Class of 92, yeah. We'll go with Class of 92. Yes, you are Class of 92. Just a wine ride. All right. And then over here. And who is the captain? I've been donated captain. Yeah, you are captain. Boyd just said fish and chips. I don't know why. Quiz team.

Fish and chips? Yeah. OK. Well, I don't know what to say. You didn't give it the big sell. Getting all support from my team here. Probably the way it's going to go for the rest of this quiz as well. What about the hats?

What's about fuck off you fucking pricks? That'll work. F-O-Y-F-P. Yeah, that's the word. Yeah, we don't know each other. Are you going to get it on? She's got a little tattoo of it. No, look, Jill's got a tattoo of it. I knew you were going to call it that. Sorry, I'm coming round. Oh, my goodness. Mike, come and look at it. Can you see it? Yeah, I can, look. Here it is, Mike, look. I'm not naked. Look.

No, that's a good name. What do we call it? F-O-Y-F-E. Okay, but we have to be careful. There are kids watching. So if kids are watching... Sorry, my thing's falling out. Do you know where that is? I hope you mean your microphone. Free your... Oh, sorry. Free your mind.

Family over your friends. Please. Family over your friends, please. For those of you under ten watching, their team is family over your friends, please. For those of you over 18, it's fuck off. It's layered.

It's layered. OK, so I can tell you that we have three rounds for this Christmas quiz. You have a lifeline, which apparently you had last year, where you can phone a friend. Oh.

Oh, wow. I've got a phone. I've got a phone now. This lifeline's going to be hard to actually use if you don't have a phone. You've got one. Got one. Got one. Yeah. You've got a phone. Righty, righty. Give him a phone, bro. Yeah, you rang. You called Emma last time. We'll get it. I called Emma, yeah. I called Emma. Righty, you've got your phone? Yeah. My phone's coming. You've got your phone. Who can I ring this year? He's got a phone.

And pass it over, I'll pop my number in here. Nice one, mate. Let's link up again, bro. There we go. The phone should be away, really, because I'm... No, just leave it here. Oh, yes, because of cheating. Because of cheating. OK, there'll be big points round at the end. We've got, actually, a surprise at the end. We've got a special guest. Wow. Have we? We have a special guest, yes. It's me. LAUGHTER

No, we have from the world of sport. Do you know who it is? No. Oh, well, wait. Well, hold on that. Oh, he's the best in the world at what he does. Gee. Yeah. I'm excited. Okay. Oh, I've got round one. Here we go. So we're going to start. Yeah. 1A. Oh, it's so well done. Look at this. Production values are incredible. Okay. So...

Let's get underway. Oh, the lead in... He's hitting it all, my dick. You're right. Are you trying to look into the reflection of my glass? Or are you looking lovingly into my eye? What's the format, Michael? How do we do it? The format is we push it on YouTube and you make money. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

I think that's the general consensus. Is it an alternate question? Or do we... Sport. Guys, would you just... The format is about to be revealed. I don't know the format. I'm reading from the cards until the format becomes apparent. The first round is called Knowing Me, Knowing You, right? Which, as Roy will tell you, is also a song by ABBA.

In fact, it was all he could do not to stop himself going, Aha! Knowing me, knowing you. Aha! He's never doing that. That was the cork airport gaze.

OK, so this is questions that involve the life and career of each other, and it's one point for each answer. I think it's probably just going to be the career. I don't know if there's going to be many life-based questions. What was Scalzi drinking last night that's made him so hungover? That's not going to be... OK, so this is for Team Class of 92. Which three teammates did Roy...

play most with during his career? Ooh. Right. Probably Scoles, isn't it? Yes. You're one. You don't have to whisper. It's one point per correct answer. But is he asking which did I play between the three of you? No. All the players. Three most. I joined two years before we started playing. Bruce and... Keane, eh? Bruce, Scoles... I think Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. I like Dennis. You don't know the answer.

Does it come across to us? No. It doesn't come across. It doesn't come across. Well, what's your wife's name and then it goes to you? It doesn't come across because it's about you. Sorry, we're just warming up. Not Brian Robson.

602. Oh, do you put it over there? No, but he left in 2006 and he joined in... He joined in 94. Oh, I see. How many years was he? I've got sacks of them. LAUGHTER

He got sacked. He didn't leave, he got sacked. Who is it? Come on. OK. I don't know how long we give the... Can we get an answer? No, he's there for 11 years, or 12 years, because he has an argument about this. Dennis. He's leaving in 11. Sorry, he said... Dennis... He joined in 94. You have ten more seconds. OK, it's... Dennis. Oh, you're going now? Dennis, Ryan. OK.

One of you two. I think I would say me over you. Okay. I would say me. So, Dennis Lerwin, Ryan Gibbs. I got it. Sorry, bro. Sorry, mate. We're so close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One with the ball and the nets. I think...

Hold on, is that your answer? That's your answer. Go back further. Dennis Irwin, yourself and... Ryan Giggs. Ryan Giggs. I can tell you that Ryan Giggs is correct. That is the player you played with most 379 times. I can also tell you that yourself is correct. That is two points. You played with each other. Can you imagine? Look at me.

322 games. Beautiful. He's been to the right of you more than anybody else. And it was a joy. Amazing. Best team ever. Absolute joy. Dennis left in 2000. Hang on. No, Scholes, it will be you. Yes! A hat-trick of points. Oh, it's you, Scholes. I mean, I did my best, Gary, to give you an award by putting Scholes right here. It was Scholesy. Of course it's Scholes.

Of course it's skulls. We knew that. How can you put yourself over Paul's skulls? Well, I can tell you that you both played exactly the same number of games. You've already 322 games. So that is... Tough question. You get two out of three for that. Yes, you get two points. Yes, thank you. Well done. You get two points. Right. OK, not bad. Two points. We're up and running, so we move to your team.

Your opening question, and it's about, of course, G-Nev, which, same question, really, which three teammates did Gary play with the most? That must be you. No, no, no. So I'd probably go with Scorsese. Definitely Giggs. And Giggs. Giggs is Sam.

That's a bit easy, that, isn't it? It's quite easy. I quite like this one. It looks like Scolzi and Giggs with him. Beckham? Who? Scolzi and Giggs. Would Beckham be one? I think they'd have... Nicky Boat? But he could be close. I left. What about Becks? Yeah, Becks. Yeah, but I think that's... Is it just at United? Scolzi's been there from the off. I'm going to say it. Go on, go on. I say Rooney. Socrates. Rooney or Ronaldo? No? Rooney's at United. Hold on.

I don't think we're including soccer aid. Is it Paddy McGuinness? So, who would it be? Could it be Rooney? So, definitely Scholes. Scholes is off again. It's my new player. Which players played with who? Gary. Gary. The most, yeah. Scholes. Go on then, say. Go on, go on.

I would have gone Beckham. Scorsese retired, but you came back. Would you have gone Beckham? Tricked question. He'll know better than me. I'm going to go Giggsie, Scorsese. I'm going to say Rooney.

Oh, no, I think that's right. You're right. That Ryan Giggs is obviously correct. Ryan Giggs is going to be the answer to every question. If in doubt, Ryan Giggs. I can tell you that Paul Scholes is also correct. I can tell you that Gary played with Giggs 471 times and Giggs 436 times. But I do not want to create conflict here.

Team F... David Buck. Y. If you can move the cup so I can always... F-O-Y. F-O-Y-P. F-O-Y-P. Yeah.

I don't want to create conflict. But Jill, you're like, oh, it was David Beckham. It was Beckham. It's OK. Well, we've got two, yeah. We're saying England as well, though. England as well. Was it England as well? So, at the end of... That's OK. I want to take it to VAR. It involves England as well, doesn't it? Yes.

He never said he's... No, I don't think he does. During your career. I'm sorry, how many games did I play with Bex then? You paid 381 times. Jesus. That's all right, we've got two more. He's got a tattoo. So, at the end of the first round, on his evening... Yeah, we'll take that. It's 2-2, love a 2-2. Always the funniest games. All them games with gigs, do you think you ever found them with a cross-field pass? No.

So we're going again, yeah? Yeah. Okay. So it's about Ian Wright. Oh, yes. But can you get this question right? Big fun. Here we go. What year did Ian Wright first appear? Oh.

On Earth? No. On Match of the Day. It's multiple choice. I can say, was it 1994, 1997, or the year 2000, where you first saw a young Ian Wright on Match of the Day? Sorry, just for clarification, this is presenting it. This is as a pundit. As a pundit. Don't get that.

94, 97, 2004. He started early. He had a pitch. He said he was at Palace at 85, I remember he played against Oldham. When he retired, there was like a montage of his first ever appearance. He had this big sort of oversized, sort of like light beige suit on. So wrong. He was wearing it last week, isn't it?

94, I'm saying. Am I right there? Yeah. He made a guest appearance. A guest appearance? Easy. Do you mean as a player or a pundit? Just quickly. Pundit. I think as a player, I don't know. In 94, he would have been, he would have been at that time, right in the midst of his Arsenal career. George Graham is not letting him go on that today. I would love the depth of thought. I don't think George Graham is letting him go on that today. No way. No way.

As a player. George Graham nearly didn't want me to do this. It's the later one, guys. Don't mess with him. Good thinking, though, GF. 98 World Cup squad. 98 World Cup squad. One of them was injured. Yeah. What were the years again? 94? 94, 97 or Ryan Giggs. 94, 97 or 2000? 2000. It's more likely to be 2000. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

All right. So you're going to lock in? Oh, I'm sorry. I fell up on the wheel. We're going to say 2000. We're going to say 2000. Okay, they've said 2000. So you have said 2000. Easy one. 1997. Yeah, I should have got that. 1997. That's not why you were still playing then, wasn't it? No, it's funny because I'd done Top of the Pops first.

I done Top of the Pots first. I wasn't doing... As a pundit? Yeah. My daughter's come out here and she's wearing a lot of lace. I was in Light Entertainment as well. Oh, sorry. That show what I used to do Friday nights, I just started doing that. So that's when I'd done one of the Match of the Days with Des Lynam. There you go.

97. You've done a lot, haven't you? 97? What were you doing on Top of the Pop? Presenting the music show. Were you actually presenting? Have you been on it as a singer as well? Did you have songs? No. You had a song, didn't you? I only went to number 41. Top of the Pop. Well done, Wrighty. All right, well, this is your chance to pull ahead. Which member of the class of 92 called Robbie Savage... Oh, this is a fun question.

Which member of the class of 92 called Robbie Savage a knobhead? Paul Scholes. Wait a second, wait a second. Okay, sorry. A knobhead. One second now. I reckon at least five out of six of us will know. What is this like in public? Has he finished the question? Sorry, Mark. Yes. Who from the class of 92 called Robbie Savage a knobhead live? Paul Scholes. Paul Scholes. A fella.

That was easy, Michael. Seriously. Yeah, but still. It's easy when you know it. It's easy when you know it. Ben. I'll have that. Nice one. That is a lot easier than you questioned. You just answered your question about why they won last year. What happened? I have to say. Go on. I just cut. I don't know. Nice.

Was he walking with you? No, no, no. He said something. He said something which was really like... He said it in a kind of a nice way. No, he didn't. No, no, no. The way he said it was beautiful the way he said it because he said something and it was kind of demeaning a bit and that's when Scorsese went like, no, bitch. Yeah. It was a beautiful nobby. So it wasn't an

He's on telly. He's on telly. Wow. It's beautiful. A man of few words, but you saved two of them. The best ones. The brutal. The brutal. So we've got that right. Yeah.

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You got that correct. Thank you very much. Well done. OK, so you do make me 3-2. OK, guys, over here, class of 92, who is the only England women's footballer to have more appearances? I thought you meant out of us three, then. I think I know it. Jill thought the question was who is the only England women's footballer in this quiz. More appearances. I think it's Steph or her.

She's on that show with you the other day, that one at 1% Club. What's her name? I think Steph Orton. No, she's a goal scorer, wasn't she? No, I think Steph Orton or Lucy Bronze. You're getting all the easy ones. No, no, no. It's not easy, this. It's not easy. It's not easy. I think Steph Orton. Who's had more appearances for England than Jill Scott? I think it's somebody else. Right, who's in that team that won with Jill in the final a few years back? Ellen White, I think. Oh, it could be Ellen White, yeah. I'm thinking it's Ellen White.

What was the one who does Sky now? You know it, don't you? You know as well, don't you? Jill, how many games have you played? No, it's not a clue. No, I can tell. No, you can tell them. How many games have you played? Yeah, but it doesn't matter because it's a quiz. 61. You couldn't wait to tell us that, could you? 61, I am.

How many? 161. Well done. Well done. You've done well in two of them, hasn't you? I don't think helping them in any capacity is the key to success. Go on, then. Who are you going for? Do you know the answer? No, I'm not captain. He wants to say that means he's wrong. Oh, you're bluffing us. You guys need to keep stubbing. There's no time on the answers here. Oh, yes, there is a time on the answers. I want to see my kids at Christmas. We need...

We need an answer. Scalzi, who are you thinking? He thinks Ellen White, I think Stephon. We'll go with Ellen White because I was wrong this time. No, no. I can't hold the player. I just can't think of anything. Well, I can tell you that... Can we have it? No, you're not having it. I'm afraid we can't. I'm not going to guess. We can't pass it over. We can't pass it over because Jill's a cross. What answer are you taking? That's a really good point. OK, so you've probably got a sense that they're both wrong. LAUGHTER

They are both wrong. Exactly. Everyone just said Ellen and Beth and Skull said Bobbitt. I thought you were safe. We're wrong, we're wrong. What's the answer, Jill? Farrah Williams. Yeah, easy. I thought you would have known that. Easy. Go on, Farrah. That's not easy. It is. You got the most. 173 or something? 174 or 176, yeah.

Oh, I can tell you that she's got 172. 72, OK. OK, so the scores remain 3-2. I don't know. A question. I forgot your question. I nearly didn't give it to you. OK, so this is about Nicky Butt. Which England manager gave Nicky Butt...

his senior international debut. All these levels of questions are ridiculous. Flash Gary. Honestly. What do you think, the Pharrell Williams one weren't easy? That was easy if you know it. You must have made your debut in... Was it? 94, 95 would have been...

You don't have to whisper it cos it's a hand-me-cross, yeah. Leonardo? Wait, hold on, Keegan. How old are you now? Can I just say that I don't know that Nicky Butt's poker face is what it should be. I know you're nearly 50. I'm 53 months. No, but you look really good. Was Nicky in the 98 squad? He would have made his debut in... With or without you. Huh? In the debut 94, 95 season. Just don't ask. Come on.

Can't remember. I can't remember. Best year of my life. I'm getting happy and all cool over there. Right, we were talking about him this morning. Can't remember. Wasn't that after Keegan?

Just tell us the year where we think he made his debut. I think it would have been... He's 50 now. I remember him being in... He got in the United team in 93. 93, he made his debut. 92. 92. 94. Stop kidding me. I think 94. England never qualified. Who came in after Graham Taylor? Who came in after Graham Taylor? Trick question. Can we concentrate? Who came in after Graham Taylor?

Hang on, I'm trying to think. Guys, just to remind you, you do have phone a friend. Not phone a friend for that one, Mike. 94, who came in after Graham Taylor? Because they never qualified for 94. Peter Taylor. Hang on a minute. Ron Greenwood. Well, it was... It was definitely 94. I just can't think who the manager was.

Nicky Barton, stop giving me clues. You know who came in after Graham Taylor, if you work it out, the next tournament was what? Glenn Hoddle. The next tournament was what? Guys, why are you helping? It was Venice. You fucking idiots. Hell tell. Come on, righty. Who was involved? I can't remember who...

Yeah, obviously it's going to be a row. We'll talk about time before. Who was your manager? So I wonder if it would have been Peter Taylor. I'm going to need to push you for an answer. Hold on a second. He had loads of time. Was he in charge of the L21s? I'm not going to push you for an answer. LAUGHTER

Here I was thinking Roy wanted to see his kids at Christmas. I can see him next Christmas. He brings his captaincy. When Taylor gave him that cap. Who was the temporary manager for a while? You just mentioned it. Taylor. What you would have had? No.

He was only temporary for one or two games. What did you think then? Dave Sexton was temporary. It's a long time this now. Dave Sexton. It's not Dave Sexton. Do you know who behind there can do a time? Michael, come on, give him a time now. You've got ten seconds, Michael. Ten seconds. I think it might be Taylor Rod Sexton. I don't know.

Taylor. Taylor. I'd go with Taylor. Locking in? Yeah. Taylor. We're going to go with? You should go with Taylor. No, I don't know. We're going Taylor. Yeah. Fennel's.

Take that answer, because he's a captain. He can't blame us. I'm not going to blame anybody. So then Venables. Come with Venables. I thought it was Peter Taylor. I haven't got a clue. How long is he having here? Seriously, come on. It's wrong, that's why he wants it to go quick. Who are you going with?

Jill? Michael, this is what I thought. Terry Venables has been locked in. Well, I can tell you that as soon as I finished reading the question, Ian Wright said Glenn Hoddle straight off the bat. 45 minutes later, we've nearly locked in Dave Sexton. I mean, talk about getting yourself in a muddle. I'm Dave Sexton.

You know what, it's because I remember Buddy coming in and around around that time. I did say Hodder. It was a 90-footer. He had turned it off again. You know when they got the last question wrong, was everyone laughing then? It doesn't matter. I don't like when Gary says things are easy when it's not easy. OK, here we go. Here we go, go on, Mike. Come on.

Who played with three teams ending in United in the Premier League and also played for Northern Ireland? Crazy.

Three teams of the Premier League, all ending in United, and also... What, just anyone? Newcastle. Yes, Gary! We need to make some time back. You're going for... Oh, well played, Gary. Well done, captain. We don't jump into that. It's so easy on Michael. So easy, Michael. Did you know that? I like... No, I like how he laughs. It's too much laugh. LAUGHTER

It's a quiz, isn't it? Come on in, let's go. Sorry. Can I just pick up on what Roy said? You've underscored it. And I'm absolutely on Roy's. Too much laughter. This is a serious quiz. This is not entertainment. You're right. I'm going to change into a suit and no more laughter. Absolutely. You're right, you're right. Sorry, I'm wrong. A little bit of laughter. LAUGHTER You just tell me the level, Roy! LAUGHTER

OK, but this is a chance for you to go in the lead again. OK. It's also a chance for you to immediately get the right answer and then talk yourselves out of it and say, Roy, Dave, sex. Don't mess it up. OK. Body language. All right. Who played with both Roy and Ian?

And has also been sent off six times. That's their Premier League. That's all about the self. That's the bit. This is for us. Michael, what's the time on the leaves? Gary, relax. What's the time, Michael? Yeah. Name, should we ever say? John Harton. Celtic. Did you play? Yeah, I played. I played with Celtic when I was up there. Not laughing, always. Not fucking laughing. No. Well, you like it, Roy. I'm not.

Everyone's serious. We've got to write. It sounds like that. It's the first question. It's the first question that anyone's had about the self and all that. No, I'm trying to get on. Ben, about the self. I'm not sure. We've got a question about ourselves. Do you play with Dionne Doblin? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Who else have you played with? Club level. Club level. Sorry, I'm being told club level. Club level. John. John, Dion, is there someone else? John Hart. I'd probably say, yeah, Johnny Hart. He's the only one I think I can remember playing with. We're going to do it. Relax. I know, but you talked yourself out of it last time. Yeah, we did. Just go with your heart. No, no, no. Oh!

Oh! You did, you did. I didn't play them at West Ham. You did. You did. Burnley. Burnley. Burnley. No, I didn't play with Pearson. Listen to your heart. Celtic. Definitely the Celtic. Go on then. OK, so you're going to go with... John Hatton. We've got Big John. Big John Hatton. Big John Hatton is the correct answer. Come on!

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that you get the answer right immediately and then put yourself out. I wasn't even alive when you were playing. Wow, that cuts deep. Gary, Nicky and Paul. And that was a tough question. In the 1999 Champions League semi-final away in Turin, which, can I just break this off a second? One of the best matches I've ever seen.

I don't... Maybe one of your best ever games, is that fair? Two goals he scored. It was extraordinary. I remember it like it was yesterday. When I see you, firstly, I think of Cork Airport, and secondly, I think of that match. It was extraordinary. You could have scored about 100 goals. Am I sucking up? Yeah. In the 1999 Champions League semi-final away in Turin, Roy was booked for fouling which team?

Yes, sir! Well, it was you! Yeah, but we're getting asked questions about John Hatton. Who did Roy found? Was it someone famous? I'm telling you. OK, but I don't know Scores, but he knows. It's in his damn butt, he said. Oh, OK. That is...

The correct answer. Well done, Butty. Well done, Butty. That is an equaliser. I tried, but I couldn't get near him. I didn't write the questions, but you have grounds for... No worries, Mike. We'll just go through. We'll blast through. OK. All right, this question is for Team FA.

Is this still round one? Yes. This is extraordinary. Don't worry. Editing would be brilliant on this. Roy's really happy now. That's good. OK. Who had more Premier League red cards? Was it Paul Scholes or Nicky Butt? I feel like Nicky. Oh, my God.

Because Scores would get away with it. No, he wouldn't. It's true. Little angelic mace. Scores would get away with it. Does it bring back any memories? When I hold it close to their faces? No, but he was like a Turrier, weren't he? Who? Scoresy? No, Scoresy. I turned off a Chelsea one. With Wisey.

Tackling wasn't your thing, was it, Scorsese? Yeah, it was very good. You were very late. Is it straight or booking? Two yellows or straight. I don't think there's as much. I don't think, no, I think if I'm going to go, I'll probably go with... Very close. I reckon he would be, like, first one, first one, you get away with it. I can't remember anything. I can't remember anything. Did you get sent off for England?

It's not England as well. Oh, yeah, I remember you getting... Do you have enough for England? Do you know what? I'm going to go out. I think Scalzi. Do you? But I don't think there's much in it, but we'll go with Scalzi. Would you like a 50-50?

Well... Oh, God. I would have said Nicky... A bit technical, that joke. Let's move on. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Too much laughter again. We're going sculzy, Mike. We're going sculzy. There's that much in it, aren't there? I would have said Nicky, but I'll let you off the hook.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. What's the answer? No, go on. The answer, Hans. OK, well, congratulations. Jill Scott was right and you were wrong. It is Nicky Bart sent off six times. Oh, wow. Six times. Which six times? I don't remember him getting sent off. Dennis Wise, Chelsea. Dennis Wise. I got sent off twice in a week. Barcelona. Two small games. Barcelona and Arsenal. In the same week. Chelsea.

Watford? All in the same week. I don't know. OK, well, I've just turned the page with the questions. What was it, 6-0? Is it 4-0, Michael? It's still 4-0. Come on. And if I do a point? In deadlock. Oh, it's close. That's how we like it. He's delighted to be drawn level and we're disappointed. This episode of Stick to Football is brought to you by Sky Bet.

Moving to round two, this is called the highest bidder. OK, in this round, you need to bid on how many answers you'll be able to give in 60 seconds. It's against the clock. The highest bid goes first, and if they get one wrong or don't get to their bid, the other team get to steal. So how many will you get? This is probably going to be, I'm going to hazard a guess, on the sport of football.

OK. So basically, let's say he says name. It would be great if he could explain. National League clubs, you'll say six. We might say eight. You might say nine. We might say ten. And then you'd say play if you didn't think we could name. Oh, this is like Bomesh's term in Seeknum. So you just explained to me. Tell me the game in my head. What's happening?

What Gary said. I wasn't listening. I was panicking. I was panicking. Bye. Ten players have played for both Manchester United and Newcastle in the Premier League. How many do you think you can name of those ten players in 60 seconds? Is that to them? No, you have to bid. How many do you think you can name? I'll move the ton, can you name? Yeah. Played for both Manchester United and Newcastle in the Premier League.

How many do you think? No, no, no. We don't have to whisper. We're just going to think how many we think we'd get. Do you think you could name five? How many of the ten? I've got... But he's played for me. It's all helping for him. Yeah. So he's one of them. Yeah, he's one of them. We could definitely name one.

I thought we'd ask you for us. All right, what's your bid? There's none off that mat. I can't even think of one. Oh, well, they've got a bid, haven't they? You've got a bid now. We can start law. That we think we can name? Yeah, yeah. We can start law. Just start law three. But then they'll nick it. We can name... No, but then we can go back. We can go back and forward, Kate, on the bids. We'll start at three. All right, sure, you can, yeah. You said three, we said four, we said five.

Three. Just keep telling me what you're going to say. Four. Right, they bid four. What are you bidding? We'll go five. Do you want to bid six or do you want to give it to them? And if we get it wrong, we can steal by naming the player that you haven't named. You get all the points. If we go six...

No, but in a minute, that's too much pressure. Six. No, it's not, but we live for pressure. We live for pressure. Do you know him? Do you know him? Do you know a couple? You get diamonds from pressure, don't you? Go on then. And you said no. No. No, no, no. Let's do it, bro. We'll be passing on that. We'll take that and then we've got the next one. Go on then. It's their question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on, go on. No, no.

Let us play five. You're going to play five? All right. Do you have a clock start? Yeah, I'm going to say your time to name five. No, no, no. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa

Yes. And Nicole. Yeah. Keith Gillespie. Yes. Ronnie Johnson. That is five. Woohoo! Have you got any more? You know what, I didn't love Ronnie Johnson. Can they steal the next five now? No, no, no. If we'd have gone six, we would have gone seven. Can you tell us the next five? Can you tell us the next five, though? I can.

We've got Nicky Butt, Andy Cole, Keith Gillespie, Ronnie Jonson, Alan Smith, Gabriel Obertan, Giuseppe Wilson, Danny Simpson, Louis Sarr. Oh, wow. We should have got Michael Owen. That's a tough one. That was a tough one, but a good one. Take your medicine. Now...

That felt a little unfair. But Gary has now gone 9-4 up. So you probably might want to be the highest bidder. Gary or the class of 92. Gary or the class of 92. I was told to say Gary more than me. No, this is how it works. When the winner... Discourse to them, though. Yeah, go on. Discourse to them. They're going to gamble on this. So we are now looking for, in the highest bidder,

There are ten cities to have played in the Premier League. Ten cities. How many do you think you can name in 60 seconds? How much would it be?

Fucking easy. Ten. No, we're talking about clubs with City in their name. Oh, with City in their name. Oh, City in their name. I thought you meant like London. OK, we'll go six. Six. With their City. Seven. Seven. Oh, yes. Oh, nice. Now I'm feeling this game. Go eight. Eight. Have we got eight? Have we got eight? We'll go eight. They've gone eight. Yes. Yes.

I don't get it. I don't even know if we have got them. Shut up, Gary. Get ready to give the six seconds. Go. Bradford City. That's correct. Leicester City. Norwich City. No, Norwich won. Yes. Oh.

Are you on three? The clock is ticking, my friend. Nine points for us. Birmingham City. Birmingham is correct. Four. Oh, my God. You've got three more. Cardiff City.

No. Yes. You've already said Cardiff City. No, we haven't. No, we haven't. Celtic. No, you haven't. Swansea City. Swansea City, yes! You've only got one more! Seven! You need eight! They've got to get the other one now, so they've got to name the one that's missing. No, no. Coventry City. You said Coventry City. Coventry City. Coventry City. Coventry City is the right answer! Yes!

Get in there. Is that all eight? I'm fine. Yes. I'm really fine. You did it. We did it. We did. Definitely still eight. Definitely still eight. We'll read them out, right? Read them out. Read them out. The ones we said. OK. You named Birmingham, Bradford, Cardiff, Coventry. Yep. Norwich, Leicester. Swansea.

Leicester, Manchester, Norwich and Swansea. The only one you forgot, two you forgot, were Hull City and Stoke City. You got that at 59 seconds. Oh, brilliant. Oh, wow. It was a last-second win. Yeah, but you took ages to snap the thing. Better late than never. You're good at keeping calm, though.

Wow. You were so calm. Wow. While everything's gone manic around me. It's amazing. There's something going wrong. I don't know what it is. Scalzi. We're willing. Next question. There's something wrong with the energy. My energy's not right. You're right. There's something wrong. Gary's really annoying me. But I think there's a lot to learn from Scalzi. Because everybody was panicking. And he was just, I heard him. He was just sitting there going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

We'll get the next one. I don't know what's happened, but in about three minutes, this game has gone from being really exciting and it's now 14-4. You've got to go big here. OK, what is your bid on this? How many of the 13 players to have played for both Arsenal and Manchester City in the Premier League can you name? Is that to us? Yes. Out of 13, right. We'll say eight, will we? We'll start with eight.

Let's be quick, cos I'll bid us anyway. Eight? We say eight? No. I've got that. Yeah, go on, just say it. Eight. We say eight. Eight. Are you going to bid eight? Yeah, well, I'm going to let him go. No, no, no. No! Start the clock. Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock! Start the clock

Sammy Nazary yes Adebayo yes four keepers four keepers full back centre half somebody else Nigel Whitby shut up buddy we've got time we've got time hang on a minute we've got six we need two more they've got six you need two more relax breathe Dave Seaman correct one more how many seconds have we got mate you've got 30 seconds for one more one more

Left winger, you said Nasri. Right footer. Sanya. Sanya. Fall back. Sanya is correct. Yes! Yes!

I'm just trying. I'm just trying. I'm just trying. Come on, Brendan. Yes. Well done, right. You smashed that. You know what happened at the end there? I remember when City started playing against Leicester, they'd done that go inside and it went all wrong with the inverted. And I remember Sanya was one of the players that done it. You smashed that. Well done.

Did you say Vieira? Zinchenko. We said Zinchenko. We didn't say Vieira. Silvinho. Nazri. Jesus. Got Nazri. Got Jesus. That's what I needed them to get. What's the score now? You missed Vieira. Do you miss Vieira? Leave it. No, I didn't. I

Was it just a play on words? Now, this game was nearly over. It was nearly over. That was an incredible comeback. The scores are currently...

13-8. 14-9. 14-9. Oh. Scoles is all over it acting like he's... But we're 14-9. But you're still... You're a question ahead of us, aren't you? Nice. This game's like a... It is now your bid. This is the last question of this round. There's so much at stake here. I can't even believe it. But we need a quick answer, not all of us. Yeah, we've done ours quick. OK. Here we go. 10.

Ten players have played for Manchester United and Real Madrid. I don't know this one. In the Premier League. That was a massive move. How many can you name? I don't want to play. Quick, we need it. Because they're thinking of the names. That's the problem. How many are you going for? So easy. Come on, ready? We need ten players. Man U and Real Madrid. One U won't mean so much. Ian Wright's up. Six. You're going six? No.

Six? Six. We'll have to start with six. We'll fit all the points, will we not? I don't know what... Should we say seven? Yeah. We can say seven. Do we have seven? No, but we'll try. I don't know. You're going to go seven? Yeah, six. It's huge for the game. Six. We've got seven. We have the gamble, don't we? Ooh. We've got seven. It's a turn. I think we'll let you play. United and Real Madrid. Manchester United and Real Madrid. Start the clock, Owen. Ronaldo. Hines. Can I be Hines? Yes. Ronaldo. Yes. Who's the goalkeeper? Who's the goalkeeper? Definitely.

You mentioned Baxton, yeah? Yeah. Who have we got? Who have we got so far? We've mentioned five, haven't we? You've got three so far. No, no, no. Becken, Ronaldo. Ronaldo. Ronaldo. Becken, United. Or they've gone from Real Madrid. Hosnitch.

I can't remember. Can't remember. Ozzy. Isn't it? Ricardo. Hey, Martyn, yeah? Shut up. Honestly, this is getting serious now. This is like... Who did Varun play for? Varun, yeah, Varun. Varun. Yes. Varun. That's it? No, five. He's got seven. You got seven, Roy. You said seven. Two more. Two more. No, Jock's aside. Wait a minute. Varun. Varun, she said. Varun. Varun. Oh, sorry. Varun.

It's the old forever and ever!

We need to recap the hominid. We've made it. You've lost half a second. I don't know what's happened there. They still need one more. We're not cheating. We said Bex. Okay. You need one more. How many seconds are there, Michael? How many have they got? Definitely one more, I promise you.

You've got that Varan. All right, let's remind what we've said. It shouldn't have to be Varan 1. Beckham, Owen. It's Varan. Beckham, Owen, Varan. How many seconds have we got left? Time's gone. Time's gone. Who did Volan play for? You've got Rude. Yeah, sorry. Chikorito. What do you mean the time's up? I thought we had more... No, no, no. That's a joke to say. I thought we had more time. I thought that's... Because of you.

We said for Ryan. How many did they get? One shot. No, we're not one shot. You can say it. We were one shot. We were saying names. We needed a recap of what names we said. What is it, Mike? What is it? The situation that has come from the gallery is... Where's the gallery? Where's the fucking gallery? They just said the gallery. Tell them where we are!

No, I'm not. I like a laugh and a joke, but we got to six. Yes, it is six, but you needed seven. Yeah, that's what the cast was saying. So we know what happened, but when everyone was shouting, we were saying, can we just have a recap of what names we said? I am prepared as the host of this show to give you ten seconds to get one more. If you can get one more in ten seconds of what we said. One more in ten seconds. He just said rude. Hold it.

Rudra Nisaroi. Rudra Nisaroi. Do you have another question in the highest bidder? What was the goalkeeper? I don't remember a keeper. I don't remember a keeper from United. Oh, my God. Well, I can tell you they're not really in the interest of making this competitive. They're trying to give you extra points now for stealing those, yes. Yeah, we won't take that. So at the end of that round...

We stole them. I can tell you... No, who else was there? Give us the other names. Who were the other names, Michael? We've got... Casimiro, did you get? Oh, my God! Javier Hernandez, did you get? Di Maria. Di Maria? Ruud van Nistelrooy.

Nobody saw this one coming. Sergio Reguilón. No-one was going to get that. And even with the Varane-Varon mess-up... It's the accent. It's Ornette now. I invited Varane round and I met Varane. He came round for dinner. The whole night talking about Argentina. He was like, I'm French. LAUGHTER

So we've got enough points for that. The only good thing... We stole a round. No, no. We stole a round. So the score... Here we go. The only thing that might make you feel good about the score is it sounds a bit like 1999, which was a great year for you. It's 99. Oh, yeah. But I've got great news for Team F-O-Y... F-O-Y.

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Why are you walking like that? You've got a lovely bowl. What is that? Is that a walk? Yeah, it is. Would you accept me as a referee? Yeah, yeah. Respect me? No. No. That's a tough one. I would want to be a referee only for that bit when they go to the monitor and it's a penalty and they milk it because they know it's a penalty. If the home team are there, when they walk away, they really milk it and then just...

That's my favourite. OK, here we go. Are we ready? Yes. OK, so we are moving to the final round. The scores are 19...

To nine. But this is an opportunity to score so many points. I mean, honestly, whoever wins this quiz will probably be in the hundreds of points. Wow. It's like Eurovision when they do all the scores and then suddenly there's a flood in with the public. Wow, I love it. I'm excited. It's all to play for. Yes, it is. OK, so I'm going to introduce a special Christmas guest, a person who we watch...

At Christmas, in Ali Pali, it's not Santa Claus, and it's not Santi Carzola. It is Luke Humphries. Yeah, Luke, the champ! The world champion. Nice to meet you. Really good to meet you, Luke. Pleasure, pleasure. Excellent. Good to meet you. So you are the world champion of dance? I am, yeah. Wow. Smells amazing. He only beats a child.

LAUGHTER So, yes, that was very rude. So you beat Luke Littler and he was, what, like 16? He was 16 at the time, yeah. Yes, it's amazing. And have you seen his identification? Because he doesn't look...

I have, yes. Yes, OK. He's definitely 17 now. He's 17 now. OK. So a bit more of a threat, or do you think you've got this this year? Oh, for sure, yeah. I think he's much more equipped to be world champion this year, but I've got to try and fend him off. It's going to be hard, though. All right, well, I'm a big dance fan. We probably need to do one round of...

I only hear it about 25 times a year. I love it. Excuse me, the timing was terrible. Sorry, I just got carried away with the whole thing. I'm so excited. First off, what's your walk-on? What do you walk on to? I walk on to... Fucking hell, God. He's in this all the time. I walk on to... What is it? It doesn't...

I predict a riot. It's just changed. It's just changed. Oh, okay. Now I... All right. Yes. It's not hey, hey. What did I say then? Oi, oi. Oh, sorry. In fact, just for Christmas. Come on.

Ho, ho, ho! Yeah! Sorry, Mike. Totally on board. I don't think I'll take off. You don't think ho, ho? It won't take off. OK. So, we are going to play a really fun game. I'm going to ask questions of each team. If you get the question right, then...

Luke is going to throw a dart into the dartboard and you will score whatever he gets. If you get the question wrong, you yourself will be able to throw the dart and you will still gain those points. This is fixed now. This is where the fix comes now. Is that correct? That is correct. So, are you on good form, Luke? Not too bad. Not too bad? Yeah, I'm hoping I'm going to be on form today. OK, well, there's the line. And I will be the...

You're going to be the Russian Reign. Luke Littler, you require valid ID. Luke Humphreys. No, I know he's Humphreys. I was just making a joke about it. All right. Okay. So, I predict a lot of fun. We could predict a riot. You don't know what that is, even though that's the song you come onto every time. Um.

I went blank then, sorry. We really need you as well to make this fun because these guys are lagging behind. Roy Keane started to turn. He started to turn. When I first met him this morning, I was like, is that the real Roy Keane? Now he's the real Roy Keane. LAUGHTER

I know he doesn't like losing, so I've got something better to say. He doesn't like losing. Okay, so we have our team. Should we separate slightly so we are in our teams? Let's not get too pally here. So, the first question is for our leaders.

Gary, Nicky and Scalzi. Scalzi. Here we go. All right. In the inaugural. Ooh, inaugural. Not an easy word to say. In the inaugural. I think it means the first. It's the first. Is that the first? Why do you have to be so flashy? It's the first. In the first Premier League season, or as I like to call it, inaugural.

Who was the shirt sponsors for the following Premier League clubs? Now, I'm going to name three Premier League clubs. I need their shirt sponsor from the inaugural Premier League season.

Everyone you get right, he will throw three times or he will throw not at all. Let's see what happens. We are looking for Southampton, Manchester City and Blackburn. Not easy questions. This is for you guys. Inaugural. Inaugural. We're going to go Blackburn, McEwan's.

That's to start with. That's the correct answer. OK. Who else? Time. Man City and Southampton. Time. Brother. That is also correct. Wow, you guys are on fire. He's got a city tattoo. Grey Patoons. Southampton. That's correct. Oh!

We were talking about that last week. Oh, well done. That's great knowledge, that. Oh, that's so good. We've talked more on that last week. I'll throw left hand if you guys don't like it. Oh, come on, Luke. Okay, so... Come on, Luke. Let's see what happens. I wouldn't get too close. Leave him, Gary. Guys, leave him. Guys, leave him. Guys, leave him. I'm a watch. Throw now, yeah? Go on, Luke. Oh, 20. Oh! Get out!

Yes! Nice one, Luke. God, Luke. Yes, Luke. He's warmed up. Wow. He's warmed up now. I'm not warmed up. Right, here we go. Nice one, Luke. That was easy. That wasn't easy. That was one of our jerseys last week, sponsors. I'm gobbledygook. Okay, well, listen.

You scored 22 out of a possible 180. I think that's the first 22 of it all year as well. Can I be honest? Not a bad time to do it. This quiz needed it, so thank you very much. I did see it once more. Imagine the pressure, Lucy. I think I feel more pressure doing this than I do when I play World Championship. I can imagine. You've got your arm in. That was a genuine 22.

The genuine 22. Did Roy get you? Did he get you? He probably would have rather thrown himself over. So, here's the question, guys. This could be huge. He just got 22. If he hits a 180... But if we just keep him at one question and he gets a 60... It's going to be amazing. This is huge. Roy is giddy with excitement. In the inaugural Premier League season, who was the shirt sponsors of the following Premier League clubs? You're the easy one.

Everton Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea oh that's nice in all goals Coors Holds Coors for Chelsea Holds Holds for Spurs yeah who was the other one Everton Tottenham and Chelsea what did Everton Jamie was talking about last week it's not happening it would have been

I know we sure were right with the other two anyway. Yeah, Halston. Coors and Halston, so he definitely... I wouldn't know that, yeah. Haffner was way before. Haffner was way before. How long are they getting, Michael? Hitachi. Okay, you're going to need to push you for an answer. No, is that Liverpool or Hitachi? Liverpool or Hitachi.

I don't know the Everton one. I'm just thinking Changbeer, which was like... Chang. No, Chang was fucking three weeks ago. Are you going to name any yet? Have a guess. Well, we've got two. Well, we'll get two for us. We'll take the two. Who have you got? Who have you got? Halston. Halston is correct. Coors. Coors, Chelsea. That's not correct. Oh!

Get in there. It's all right, you'll get one of yours. It's Commodore. Commodore, yeah. Everton. When I finished it. No, it's not Everton. It's not hard, it's in your head. It's there, it's in your head. It's in your head. You're helping them there. Am I? It's in your head, brain. You can see it. My God. Everton. We don't know. Just for us, it's 60, Luke.

Pass it on. The answer was NEC. NEC. Now, I'm really excited about this. It's not in my head. Do your best. No worries, man. You have one die. I know, this makes it even harder. Don't worry, Luke. We're fine, Luke. Don't worry about it. Whoa, the board's not straight. Fix the straight board. Oh, that's... Go that way a bit. What did... No,

No, it's solid in the wall. You move it, Luke. The whole building is wonky. Don't throw it now. I'll just throw it like this. Just get a 60 and it's game on.

That's good. Thanks, Lou. That's all right. So, what's the score? Surprisingly, Fast of 92 has gone further in the lead. Come on, sit down. OK. If they get them wrong, they still get to throw. Oh!

can we throw? Oh, you can get him on. Can I throw that? Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is great. You could win this. Do you want to go? We'd get one dart each. One dart each. Nice one. That's right, Luke. Okay, wait, wait. Chill. What's that? Twelve. Oh, no. We are getting balls. Twelve is good. Oh, no. We've got two. Oh, we've got one. Just two. Oh, he's won himself. Go on, Reidy. Next time, I might get a goal, yeah? Twelve's all right. Come on, Reidy. Twenty, Reidy. At least twenty.

I love you. Watch the brick wall. It's pretty big darts. It's a world champion darts. Well, I have to say... It's quite a TV wonder. I thought it was a real brick wall. I'm sure one too, but...

I can't believe it! My arm was not in control of my own arm! I have some extraordinary updates to deliver. What level? So, the situation is... There was... A bone was thrown to you guys, which you spat on the floor, quite literally, because you missed the entire dartboard. But Jill hit the 12, which means the scores are 41-41.

Oh, my God. Gummy level. It weren't a bad 23 after, was it? Exactly. OK, so we are back in it for the class of 92. Have you ever hit 22, Luke? Yes. You have? Yeah. Of course. I've hit five, three, everything. All right, here we go. I'm not perfect. OK, guys, follow the focus. How can you miss the board? We're...

You're back in it. We're back in it. We could be ahead. Yeah, but we're back in it. You've got to let go of the past. Let's go, Mike. Go on, let's go. Leave Roy. Okay. He struggled with the past. Who is the player to have scored the most goals in the Premier League after turning 30 years old? Easy. I was just looking. Don't worry, I didn't. Yeah.

I wouldn't have gone for that. What you whispered for doesn't get past the cards. Who's the player who scored the most goals? What you whispered for doesn't come across. I was up there. Yeah, I think he's right. I was in hell. I think he's right. Yeah, easy. Jamie Vardy. Of course. Why did it take so long? Correct answer. Of course it was. Go on. Is it just one dot? It's one dot. Oh, my God.

Hang on, hang on. Ben, what is it? One dart. One dart. Do they throw it? One dart. Here we go. You better not forget the question. Come on, then, because they get three darts. No, no, no, Luke, you just do your stuff. One dart. What an easy question. One dart, and it is...

Just let fucking Jake come for his

All right, guys, this is your chance to take the lead. I'll have it with you. Do you want some? Come on. Gary. Come on. All right. Things are turning ugly. Okay. Nobody knows what's going on. Okay. Let me inquire. Gary, would you like some? Would you like some? I don't.

Honestly, I don't know what he's offering. Would you like something? If he wants some, I'll give it to him. That's all I'm saying. Do you know what I mean? Because you've had a row, I think the best thing to do... Oh, no. It's the best thing to do is to give you... In fact...

Gary Guffey. Jesus. Why did you beg, Grady? What's your name? No, it's all right. I'm all right. Thank you. So, a yellow card has been administered. Sorry, Gav. All right. All right. I want more of that shit. Would you request your name? Yes, you are. OK, here we go. Never.

We're all friends now. You've lost the ability to play darts. Let's see how things develop. Your question is, if you get it right, Luke throws. If you get it wrong, Roy's going to throw. So here we go. Who is the youngest player ever to get to 100 Premier League goals? The youngest player ever to get to 100 Premier League goals.

It doesn't get passed across, does it? So we don't know. No. Probably Michael. Fowler. It does not. Who made their debut since 17? Wayne. Correct. I think it's Michael. He was injured. Do you want to go on because you said it first?

I kind of want to see him throw a dart. Just putting that out there. I want to see you throw a dart. That's because you have to answer them. Sorry. Michael Orne. We'll go Michael Orne. Michael Orne. Correct answer. Yes. Easy. All right. Luke is asking whether he should go for the bull. Yeah, go for it, Luke. Do what you want. Do what you want, Luke. There are more.

Yeah, there's more questions. I'm so worried that the world champions are asking me and Wright what to go for. It's harder when you've got one. Wright's giving him tips now. OK, here we go. Let's see what happens. Straight your foot. Ooh!

Oh, he's hit the 20. Not bad. It's the 20. Good shot. Good shot. Thank you. Good effort, Luke. I've got it. It's unbelievable. Hey, I tell you what. You know this is wrong. How many more questions? 61 to 46. Oh, yes, it is. Yeah, you're right. You are losing. All right, here we go, guys. How many more questions is there? Oh, we've got a few more. Oh,

Four more questions. Things are getting incredibly exciting. We've had two bookings. We've had nearly a fight. We've had a confidence breakdown. We've had so many discussions. It's all coming down to this. We like to call it the business end.

Next question here. Which player has been substituted the most in Premier League history? Easy. Can this get handed over? It does not get handed over. Who's been substituted the most in Premier League history? Not me. I might not be far off that. Scoles reckons he might be in a show. He might be getting substituted in a minute. Substitute it off. Yeah.

That's a very good question. On. Right, substitution. It's got to be on or off. Substitution. On or off? Yeah, surely it's a forward. It's off, girl. Substitution. Who's always coming off? That's another question there, isn't it? There is a player that I'm thinking of. Whoa! No way. Really? Surely that's got to be passed over. He'd last 90, though. I'm only saying he'd last 90. Fair point. Shh.

It's not going to help them that. He'd last 90 minutes. Stumped. Is it one of our Santa Claus? You're a nuisance. It's a day. I want to see my family for the new year. They don't want to see you. Just take it down. Easy. Roy's love affair with his family changes depending on who's answering the question. OK. Ten seconds. Quick.

We are going for... Aguero. Sergio Aguero. Does that come across? I don't know if you all remember earlier in this quiz when I said the answer to every question is... Gixi? Ryan Gix. Easy. How can you not get that? One of you can throw this dance. Who's throwing? Who's throwing? You grew up in a pub. It's Batty! It's Batty! Yeah!

Here we go, Nicky. Do some nursery. Do some nursery. 18.

Not bad. Pretty good. That's decent. Well done. Well done. You hit the board. That was decent. It's all right. Shit, bro. Shit, bro. So the scores currently are 64-61. Wow. Wow. I thought we'd be much more behind by now. Okay. Your question is, Alan Shearer has missed...

The joint most penalties in the Premier League with which other player? Who else has missed the most penalties? How many penalties do you think he's missed? Oh, sure. Yeah. Right, he would have missed, like, as many as 15? He wouldn't have missed that much. He wouldn't have missed a lot. He's missed... It's like so many people he could be missed with. I think it could be Vardy.

I'm just waiting for a body answer. I've already answered two questions. I think Iggy's been fucking 20 fucking answers, hasn't he? I'm complaining about that. Today's quiz has been spot on. You inquired when I said body, is it like you are clever? You're not getting anything out of me. No. A body takes a pun. He's played a long time. How long do you think? We don't have to whisper. I don't like... Why are you there? You're just over there. I don't like me. Who? Do you?

Go on, then. You don't have to whisper. Yeah, go on. It's a proper double bluff. It's gigging. Penalties with Alan Shearer. Join. Hey, do you know what?

This is... I can take this really seriously. This is extraordinary. I'm going to say Vardy, but I'm going to come this year. I've never been before. It's really good fun. I like the technique, but when you get on a roll, you're right. Zone, isn't it? This is hard. You just can't... It's rigid, isn't it? Teddy missed a couple. Giggs, you missed a few. Ronaldo missed a few. Who's got Lord of Goals? I was going to go Lampard.

I like the teddy shout.

I just want to see you throw a dart. All right, I'm going to need an answer now. Let's go. The answer is Wayne. Wayne, really? Yes. Come on, you've been given at the bigger. Right, you throw it. No, I'm not throwing it. Here we go. Please get one. Roy, please miss the dart board. Get one, get one. It's weird over here, isn't it? LAUGHTER

It's 18! It's very good! Yes, that was good. It's very good. I was a crappy little lady. Middle of the board, wasn't it? Keep it steady. Scores are 64 to 79. Who's this one for? You know it. OK, this is for you guys. OK, which side has the most defeats?

In Premier League. Why do you just keep saying easy? It's easy when it hurts. You just keep saying easy to everybody. He's stayed in the league the longest. Those Premier League defeats. Easy. West Ham, yeah. West Ham, like, never been... Who stays in the league? I've got it. Villa. Yeah, Villa. Everton. Everton. Everton. Shh, shh. Everton. We're going to go Everton. No.

Correct. Jesus! I've never been relegated. I'm not sure you said it too loud to me. We heard Jill say it. Come on, Luke. Before Luke throws, I'd like to point out that he is the world champion. He has yet to hit the triple. This could be a huge yes. This is the one, Luke. We're waiting for it. Come on, Luke. How many tries have you got? One. One. One.

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OK, just imagine it's their question and shout easy and get it right. Which team has been relegated from the Premier League the most times? Oh, that's a sore one. Sneaky one. Every team was easy, I'm telling you. Who's been relegated? Who's been relegated from the Premier League? The most times. Who's been relegated the most times? Palace. West Ham, Norwich. How many times have you got relegated with Palace? No, I've never been relegated. Not me. How many would it be, roughly? It's not that easy.

From the Premier League, right? Leicester. Football. Leicester's a good start. Norwich came up and down a few times. Could it be Norwich? How long did it get, Michael? How long did it get? Okay. I'm thinking Norwich. Ten seconds left. Leicester. Where did this ten seconds come from? It came from the game. LAUGHTER

Leicester. Leicester or West Brom? Could be Leeds. Norwich. No. Is that what you're going with? What do you think? You both said Leicester. I want to go Norwich. Okay, go on. You're going to accept that? Let's just say Leicester. I can tell you the answer is Norwich. Yeah!

I don't know why you're in question. Come on. What's up, Dave? I'm such a mouthful. Tough question. Someone's fucking told him. You can give free answers. Free answers. What are you talking about? We just kind of watched it. We're just having a laugh. Go on, Luke. Just do yours. People get so serious about a quiz. Here we go. Shh. Shh.

Oh! He's dropped it in the twelfth! We're twelve. So what's the score? 82-91. We should be farther out. We've got more answers. Yeah, but we've... The tension is unbearable. Cluster 92. Who has won it more? Who has won it more? Manchester United...

and Premier League titles or Phil Taylor and World Championships? Easy. Oh, easy. Just have a dance. Easy, easy. Phil Taylor. Do you want to fought a friend? Phil Taylor. Phil Taylor's the correct answer. Of course it is. Oh, is Luke? Is Luke? Come on, Luke. He's going to hit a double. Come on, Luke. He's going to hit a double.

What do I do? No, don't forget about the doubles, Luke. Don't go for a double, yeah. Don't go for a double. Just as many as you can. He's not going to do that. He's not going to dig him out like you were. He shouldn't have had it.

Great job. They're still in it. They'll do it for us as well. Someone need a treble 20. Nice touch. This is not the last question. There's three more questions. But you are... Where do you find... Yeah, OK. So here we go. Who has won it more, Manchester United and Premier League titles or Pep Guardiola...

As a manager and league titles. Manchester United or Pep Guardiola as a manager and league titles. That's harder than our question. United, Pep. We're talking about Pep with all of his, right? He was only a Bayern for one or two years. He's won five or six a year. Seven or six.

He's won seven... How many has he won for a city now? Five or six. I forgot you'd recall a friend. Six. Barca reserves. Could win Pep. I think Pep. Bayern. He won a Bas. He was only manager for Bayern. I think it's United. Michael, where have you gone? Sorry, I forgot my stopwatch. Everyone's also forgotten there's phone a friend. How many did he win? You have to have a friend to phone, don't you? Yeah, that's not a format point that's taken off. LAUGHTER

Not on this show anyway. Let's go United. All right. Man United. Six a city. Six a city. Six, yeah. You can have me. Okay. What are you looking for? It's close. It's one or two. It's one or two, isn't it? Is he only two a part? No, he must have been. I'm going to go United. Yeah, we've got United.

I can tell you that Pep Guardiola won 12 league titles. Yes. And Manchester United... Just do what you're done for them. Try me better. All right. We don't even want more than that. Pressure on Gary, pressure on me. No, no, no. Do your stuff, Luke. There's no such thing as pressure. Here we go. 60 would be handy. Oh!

Great team. Great effort. I can't see that. Great effort. That was so close. That was so close. What a beautiful goal. Well done, Luke. And the other team is in the throw. So what's the score, isn't it? 142 to 111 going into the final two questions. In the Bazaar quiz, we've answered more questions.

These questions are slightly different. One gives a lot of opportunities. This is your... I think you're going to do it for us. The situation is, we move to the final two questions, is there are a lot of points available, OK? You've got 30 seconds to name the five Spanish players who have scored 50 or more Premier League goals...

Each one you get correct, you get a dart. Lock in at the end of your five answers. So we are looking for 30 seconds. Yeah, we should matter. Torres. Correct. David Silva. Correct. Fabregas. Correct. That's five. One more. There's one more.

Can't fucking say that. Fiebre. Reyes. Missing one. Suárez. Who? You speak Spanish. You're happy with four. Four's good. You've got five more seconds to remember the name of... No, they've done it before. Who is it? Diego Costa. Diego Costa. All right, so that means four for Luke. Wow, this could be huge. OK. Come on, Luke. All right, are we ready? Ready?

OK. All right, let's see what we've got. Four darts. One. 20. 20. Triple one. Ooh! That's all right, Luke. That's all right. Get yourself involved, Scalzi. I've got one more. 43 at the moment. So you've got four. One more dart. Oh, there we go. Jesus, Scalzi. I'm not doing one. One more dart for Luke. One more dart.

Yes! Oh, my God. Get in there. Great darts. You got four or five. That was wrong. He lost his rhythm. Lost his rhythm. You're on team here. Lost his rhythm. Lost his rhythm. It's so hard throwing one dart. Yeah, it's true. Throwing one dart. Gary's team total, 186. You've won a triple six the other night. What are the other team on? Okay, so what do they need to win? I don't know the maths. 186...

111. Easy. 75 to win. Easy. Easy. Two trouble. No problem. 75 to equal 76 to win. All right? We've got to get the questions right, don't we? You have to get the questions right. If you get them all wrong, nothing's going to happen. You'll win nothing. Every question you get right...

He's going to throw a dart. He needs to get 76. It can't be a good thing or a bad thing. And you will be winning the stick-to-trophy football. Stick... We don't... Stick to what? Stick to football. Stick to football trophy. The stick-to-trophy... The football-to-stick trophy. That'll do, that'll do, Mike. Huge moments, deep breath. You've got 30 seconds to name the...

Five. You don't start it yet? No, I'm not. I was resetting it. Jesus, man. You don't talk, by the way. Nice one. Nice one, nice one. It's about time. I don't mind the other ones. It's about time he got one. It's the red. OK. God, come on, man. 30 seconds to name the five Dutch players who have scored 50 or more Premier League goals. Each one you get, you get a dart. Five Dutch players, 50 or more Premier League goals. Dutch. Van Nistelrooy. Van Persie.

Hasselbank. Correct, correct, correct. Bergkamp. Correct. What about the Liverpool player? Yeah. Yeah. One more. What's his name again? Yep. Yep. I know you mean. Francis. I know you mean. Stop speaking! Don't focus on that one. Five seconds. You need one more. Two. That's it. That's the time. Ryan Brown.

Ryan Fingy, Sammy. Ryan Babble. It wasn't, it was actually Liverpool, it was Dirk. Dirk Cates. Four darts. Oh, no. What does he need? He needs 76. Come on, Luke. Just remember who smashed it out. 76 in four darts? You're the world champion. All right. Come on, Luke.

Oh, hang on. There are confetti cannons. I've never used one before. How do they work? Does anyone know how to... That's it, if you win. Yeah, you two as well. Just to cut you off. If you win. You might get... Fucks this, yeah. Yeah, guys, yeah. Give it to Scrooge. Yeah, it's one of these, by the way. Scrooge. Something safety. 76 to win. Let me do it like a... Jesus Christ, Gary! Did you win?

He should have rang already. It's so childish. It's constantly got world champion. Respect. You're a second yellow. Second yellow. How does that go on? That's a second yellow for him. It's a second yellow. He's got a yellow by the gore. Two yellows is a red. I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. It is a red. It's a red. I can't book it. Take your time, Luke. OK. Luke. 76. Victory.

for their team. They can only score for one night. You require 56. Yeah! Jack would come for us. I'm sorry. He doesn't even see me for a long time. What is it, Andrew? Instagram. He wants to see it. Yeah!

The champ. What did you get? Nice one. You got 100. You're the fucking greatest. Hey, hey. Unlock. What's the final score? What a great game. Brilliant. Brilliant game. Well done. All the best next season. What a great game. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. That's me in my dick. Yay! Ian and Roy and Jill got 211. Yes. And...

But he is, girls, he got 186. Oh! You've done your best. You've done your best. Great effort. There you go. Come on. Let's all lift it. Oh! Yay! Now, so Luke, come in for the pictures, Luke. Come on, Luke. Yeah, come in, chum. Come on, Luke. Brothers! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

Ho, ho, ho! Nice one! We just have to thank everybody. We'd like to thank the champ. Well done, champ, for coming in and doing a great job for us. Hey, captain, well done, captain. You should be doing this. Jill could not have done it without you. People in the background. Definitely. Thanks to everybody who's come in, our families, and everybody who's here today who's come to support us.

Thank you very much. And thank you to me. Thank you to me as well. And thank you very much to Michael McIntyre!

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