You know, I was listening to Lance's podcast the other day, expecting some light-hearted banter and a few laughs. But instead, I got a full-on therapy session. I mean, at first, I thought I had tuned into Dr. Phil or some shit, but nope, it was just Lance having a fucking breakthrough, live on air. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for self-improvement and personal growth, but I just wanted some entertainment, not a front-row seat to Lance's emotional rollercoaster, you know? So anyway, I decided to stick it out and see where this train wreck would lead, and wouldn't you know it, by the end of the episode, I'd learned more about Lance's childhood traumas and mommy issues than I ever cared to know. But hey, at least now I can say I got something out of it: a reminder to never listen to that shit again!
