Episode Title: "Turkey Trauma & The Case of the Missing Pickles"
This week on The Media Virus Podcast, Staff Writer Bill serves up a turkey rant hotter than your deep fryer’s oil! 🍗🔥
🎤 Why does turkey taste like gym socks unless you brine, baste, and beg it to be edible?
🦠 Is your kitchen hosting a salmonella rave?
💥 Deep-fried turkeys: Festive meal or backyard Mount Vesuvius?
🍕 The ultimate Thanksgiving hack: skip the bird, order pizza.
PLUS, we’re joined by Tom, our resident Gen Z pickle enthusiast and colleague to Professor Mike LiToris, to uncover the mystery of where he put the pickles and what really went down. Spoiler: It’s weirder than you think! 🥒👀
🎧 Tune in now for chaos, comedy, and questionable culinary advice on your favorite platform or visit TheMediaVirus.com)!
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