Hey, Neighbor! We're glad you came for a visit today! Should we get a new theme song? Nah... never mind...Nobody is prepared to talk about anything specific--so we punted to The Peaches.
The ability to....articulate....a...uh, problem... is....well, I mean...
Words are hard.
The Peaches is here to help you express your thoughts better.
But first, we need to talk about shoe shelves and magnets that look like guns and trigger discipline. (Don't even THINK about ALMOST putting your finger NEAR the trigger when you're not ready to shoot, Pkarghl! That will be the STUPIDEST thing you've ever done in your WHOLE LIFE, and the Internet will not forget.)
It doesn't matter how much knowledge you have on subject, it's useless if you can't communicate it in a way others will understand. People who are grating and annoying aren't making the world a better place. Their Big Important Information will die with them. If you'd like to reach out to the Comedian Next Door, email [email protected]) Also, come on vacation with us! We're doing family camp with a bunch of comedians in July. Vacay with Comics!
