If you believe in Fr Christmas
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The song this week is another from the musical I wrote for Radio City which was broadcast back in the 80s.

the story so far….the main character Jimmy doesn’t believe in Father Xmas and has woken up on Xmas day to find no toys…so he sings the song you played last week (There’s no Santa Claus)…so he smugly goes round to his friend’s house to prove his point…on the way he bumps into the milkman (played by Paul Damian in the play) who tries to put him straight….to no avail…..this is the demo Paul and I worked from….next instalment next week…..exciting isn’t it?

We have just been informed that Messi will be playing his football in Manchester….but he’s only getting paid 800 grand A WEEK……football really is becoming a joke.

What is pathetic is there are no LOCAL lads in any of the teams….the game should be called “spot the Englishman”…..and they have the cheek to say it’s not the fans who are paying because the entrance fee is only a small percentage of the club’s income…..so why rip off the supporters with exorbitant prices?

I quite enjoy watching football highlights on TV but I would never pay to see a game.

3.The X Factor is taking a bashing from the media….I don’t watch it…personally I find it the lowest form of entertainment….but it clearly shows the vulnerability of the sheep who do watch it…..and actually think they are part of it by VOTING…as if that makes any difference.

I watched it years ago when it started until I was nearly sick….then I thought it MUST have improved so I watched the first one of this series…and I WAS sick….same old boring format…absolute drivel with Simon Cowell sitting there mentally counting his cash….a talent show judged by talentless people…unbelievable.

Hey !! we have actually WON something….the cricket…which is about as interesting as a geology lecture…and The Davis Cup….which would be fine if Andy Murray enjoyed the moment instead of moaning about the lack of interest from our “up and coming” youngsters…..they showed the fabulous 2 million pound facilities we built after the Olympics….not a soul in sight…..I think the problem lies with the likes of Murray…he is BORING….youngsters want pop star type personalities as role models….not someone who sends you to sleep when being interviewed … for example Rafa Nadal….Roger Federer etc who are exciting and LOOK the part…Andy looks like he got his kit from a charity shop.

5.I hate to say it but I have been watching “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”…and REALLY enjoying it….the arguments between the infamous Lady C (who I had never heard of before) and the other participants is hilarious….and I’ve always been a huge fan of Chris Eubank….it’s classic television and even Ant and Dec are funny.

It’s a programme you do not want to like but have no choice.

Aparently Lady C is suing ITV because she was “bullied” while she was in the jungle…..great stuff….what was needed was Liam Gallagher in the mix….there’s a show right there.