Donald How's your trousers?
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…some bright spark in the Government has decided we all drink to much and it is effecting our health…so that’s alright then….he is suggesting wine companies make their wine with a lower percentage of alcohol…oh yeah…that’s a good idea…..personally I only drink wine I like and I don’t need any politician telling me what to do thank you. It was even suggested that they make wine with the same alcohol level as beer….which means we’ll drink it in pint glasses…I wish these attention seeking MPs would get real.

Train fares are going to rocket which has upset a lot of people…..one girl on the tele said she pays 5 grand for a season ticket to get her to work each day…which means she works 3 months to pay the train fare…good stuff eh?....In the next breath they are telling us that billions will be spent on a superfast service from Manchester….which we don’t need…..I’d love to know where all this money is coming from. Never heard any more about the 12 billion a year we send to aid the poor countries who are trying to send a rocket into space…old Dave Cameron did a quality side step on that one.

Chester Zoo is going to have millions spent on it to transform it…it will have waterways with islands…it’s a very popular attraction but not for me….I find it extremely boring…but it’s O.K. the millions will be well spent…resession?

The new motorway laws have come into force…it’s now £100 spot fine for tailgating or hogging the middle lane,,,,,how this will be enforced is a mystery to me…..it’s time the driving test was brought into the present day…..the quality of driving on our roads is horrendous….EVERYONE is impatient and rude….they get in a car and their personality changes….aggression comes to the surface. THAT’S why there are so many accidents…because people can’t drive…..the driving age should be 21 and the test should be a lot stiffer….and excessive speeders should be banned for a year…

Two men had a set to in a car park (one was 64 the other 65) which ended up with one bloke punching the other…and killed him…that one punch will change a few lives.

On the same subject there is a new scam going on called “Flash for Cash” (I’ll get my big overcoat out of the wardrobe)…it’s where rogues flash to let you out o a sideroad and deliberately crash into you…claiming allsorts ….they target old ladies and school runs…..tricky one to solve…..personally I always take my right of way and rarely let anyone out….because if you flash your lights the wrong recipient may pull out.