What are some unspoken rules in the U.K.?)
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Graham Short), Micro-artist, Supplier to the Royal Household,
When you park your car in the street close to the football ground and a local urchin asks for a fiver to look after your car… pay him! If you tell him, “There’s no need, I’ve got an Alsation in the boot,” don’t be surprised if you hear him say, as you walk away, “I bet he can’t put out fires.”)
When watching the Jeremy Kyle Show you must always say,”Why don’t these people get their teeth fixed.”)
When David Walliams comes on the TV, it is compulsory to say, “I can’t stand him, he’s creepy.”)
When speaking to a Brummie, if you haven’t got the sheet music you will never understand him.)
When the ad comes on TV and comedienne Jenny Eclair asks, “Have you got a bothersome vagina?” Don’t look at your mother, mother-in-law or granny. Keep your eyes fixed on your newspaper and pretend you haven’t heard it.)
If you are a young slim woman, you must regularly visit the food store, Iceland. You will feel soooo good when you look around at those who shop there.)
When you see a morbidly obese woman in the street wearing a tracksuit, never ask, “Are you on your way to the gym?”)
