RK was 7, Squeezer was 6, we were not quite the assholes we'd become yet, but this summer helped us get there. Just kidding, we were sweet boys. It was the russians you really had to worry about in the summer of 89. The iron curtain wasn't as strong as it used to be, McDonald's opening up in Moscow, internet porn would soon run rampant. But first, the summer of 1989