Venezuela finally started that coup they're always taking about. They still have a bonus president, but Operation Freedom is in it's final phase. Trump is tried of immigrants getting into America without paying admission and is hell bent on closing the loopholes in the Asylum process at the US border. Trump announced that he wants to charge fees to those who choose to seek asylum in the US, and will limit the court's time to 180 days to adjudicate all asylum claims (something that can take years now with over 850K backlogged cases), also you wouldn't be eligible to work in the US while you wait for your case to be adjudicated. It's not exactly like it sounds. But way too many people have gotten HIV from a particular spa in New Mexico. Pro tip, bring your own needles when getting injections from people that don't have medical degrees.
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