Bonus: Kyle Richard's White Party Recap
44:14 Share

Surprise! We're back! Hi! Jill's Aaron voice. Oh, you guys. You came because you wanted to know. And we're going to give it to you. We are. Tess and I went to Kyle Richards' white party on Saturday.

And it was the best night of our lives. It was. Welcome to Write Answers Mostly. My name is Claire. My name is Tess. We are the spot for what you didn't learn in history class, but really wanted to. That's right. We are your one stop for all things juicy history.

juicy historical events, pop culture, icons, idiots, all of the above. And what we always say is that it always goes back to Bravo, even Watergate, even Titanic. It always goes back to Bravo. Of course. And, and it's who we are. It's our bread and butter. It's true. And so you can imagine how excited we were when we got the invite. I saw that Molly commented on your Instagram or on Graham's Instagram. I was like, there's no one more deserving of it.

that was truly too kind. It was so kind. And I mean, I think the moment that you told me that we were going, which we can talk, we're going to talk about this all, you know, from start to finish was a moment. I'll remember like on my deathbed. Same, same. I just like, I mean, chills even thinking about it. I cannot believe. Okay. So let's,

get into it shall we take it take it back okay so we were doing real housewives trivia at waterfront we just wrapped up and it was amazing night if you came thank you look out for vanderpump rules trivia on june 15th it's the thursday of that week yep always seven to nine yes um and i get a text message from our friends who is um on the team it's someone on the team for one of the women yes and they said what are you doing saturday do you want to go to a white party i'm

What was your first initial feeling? Did you know immediately what she was talking about? Yes. I literally text back. Is it dot, dot, dot Kyle Richards, white party? What other white party even matters in this world? There are no other white parties. And it turns out it was. And she was like, I would love for you and Tess to come.

And so I was like, how am I even going to tell Tess? So we're in the car and I told Tess, I was like, what are you doing Saturday night? Whatever you're doing, cancel it because we're going to Kyle Richards. Why first you were like, do you have plans on Saturday? And you looked at me with this little face, this little grin, a little maniacal grin. And I was like, she's up to something. But I wasn't expecting you to say such a thing. How could you know? And I was like...

I might have like a date night and you were like cancel it cancel it you fool he'll understand and of course and of course he did and we screamed in the car for about five minutes we did

I can't believe you even, you kept it in all throughout that trivia night? It was like impossible. I wanted to just shout it from the rooftops immediately, get on the mic at trivia and be like, you'll never believe. I mean, literally now looking back, I'm like, the signs were all there. They were all there. It was in your face. They were with us that night. They were. Wow. Okay. So, and then also note that we were shocked to find that it was at SoFi Stadium. Oh my gosh.

Yes. Because at first we were like, of course it's going to be at Kyle's house. That's where, but I guess she's never had a white party at her new house in Encino. No, because I think she didn't do it. They didn't do it for a couple seasons and then I

I was maybe thinking after the break-in she had at her home, she's just a little bit more nervous about security. Rightly so. It is crazy. Like, I understand why the Kardashians had fake exteriors for their house for so long because it is scary. I mean, it's just like, I think it's getting worse too. I agree. And like back in the day, not all housewives were on social media.

media and like you couldn't really see what they were doing and now you know like every like the floor plan of everything their homes we sure do I mean we did a category of guests the housewives home and everyone did very well yes but I mean because Kyle Richards house the backyard is like one of my favorite backyards out of all

housewives. And I wanted to meet Storm, but... Oh my God, the dogs. The dogs. Yeah, her house is like 90s rom-com wealth. Wealth. Father of the Bride vibes. But I did love her old house that she used to do the white party at. So comforting. So comforting. Her old house, aka Sutton's rental, aka Jessica Chastain's rental. And Jessica Chastain didn't even know. It

crazy until Mauricio came over to fix a theater room. Oh my God. It all goes back to Brought Brown. It really does. So anyways, yes, it's at SoFi, which I think that someone commented on our TikTok and was like, wow, she can rent out SoFi. And like, listen, they are doing very well, but I think it was production being like, SoFi is new. This is LA. Let's make it bigger and better. Totally. And maybe they even got a deal on it. Also speaking of TikTok, follow us at

Right answers mostly on TikTok and Instagram because we are posting tons of footage from the night. We are posting photos with the ladies, which we'll get to. We are and subscribe to us on Spotify and Apple. We have lots of fun subjects. Again, it all goes back to Bravo. Yes, it does.

Yeah, so SoFi, weird. Yeah. Weird. Weird. But we were in. I mean, of course. I mean, it could be like, go have this party in a dumpster. I'm there. And we are there with white dresses and a spray tan. We are. So thank God we had to get our spray tans. Thank you, Sugared and Bronze, for letting us in last minute. Please. There were some scheduling conflicts, and I was like, this has to be done. I cannot show up to a white party without...

pale. Absolutely. I mean, no one was. Everyone was very tan. No, everyone's very tan, of course. I'm surprised that furniture survived the night with people sitting down on those couches. Truly. They probably just threw it away. Yeah. They're like, we know what we're getting ourselves into.

until we don't need it. But we went to Zara. Thank God. Thank God it's also summer right now. We're going into summer. There was lots of white options available. We panic shopped, I would say is what I called it. The energy was crazy. We were like, we need to find something literally within 24 hours. And we did. Yeah, the options were great. Like Zara,

White, I guess, is in right now. Thank God. Thank God. Kyle knows. She does. I mean, it is sometimes a tough look, but, you know. I mean, I wish it would have been like a black party because who doesn't look good in a black dress? I know, or like a hot pink party. Oh, that would have been fun. For Barbie. Yeah.

Barbie core is definitely going to be in the summer. But anyways, so I went over to Tessa's house. I brought over some champagne. Our friend Alice came over to do our hair. It felt like prom. It did. We were watching Vanderpump Rules as we got ready. It was just like, it was everything. Always getting ready is, you know, sometimes the best part of the night. It is. But

But not this night. But not this night. Sorry, Alice. We love you. Yeah, exactly. But it was just all so exciting. So we call Uber. We're going to SoFi. We actually got picked up in a white Tesla, which was so perfect. It was. We were very excited about that. My boyfriend was like yelling out the window. He's like, get the white Tesla. We're like, thank you. Thank you.

We initially pulled up to a Shakey's or a Shake's, the pizza parlor. Yes. I put in the wrong address. I did classic like east instead of west. And the Uber driver's expression when we pulled up, he like stopped and then looked back at us and kind of smirked. He's like, I know this isn't where you're going. Like there's an issue. Yeah.

That angel of a man. He was amazing. And then he just took us another 10 minutes without asking to like stop and start it again. We love that. We love that. So we pull up to the white party at SoFi Stadium.

Yep. So the stadium is empty. So we also thought it was going to be in a private room. Yes. There were so many options online of like, these are the event spaces you can rent out. There was like five different options that were like, oh, it's probably going to be in this cocktail lounge. Right. So we check in, we go down escalator after escalator. Felt like miles and miles. Miles. Our hearts were racing. Racing. And then we stumble upon a red carpet. Yeah.

And we said this on TikTok, but like when we say of the moment that you imagine walking into heaven.

Yes. Like, we've been waiting for you. It was just like this party. And like, a football stadium is magical. Like, you know, Friday Night Lights type of atmosphere. It was just like so grand. And what's it called where they can put like advertising? It's like the screens. The screens were all diamonds. Falling diamonds. And it literally looked stunning. And it's also like, we're not in an arena. We're in a stadium. Stadium. Taylor Swift Stadium. Huge. Crazy. And...

So there was a red carpet and then in the middle of the field is where they set up basically like a platform. And that's where it's like they had white palm trees. They had a lot of baby's breath. Do you remember? I was like, gorgeous. If you were like baby's breath. No, I love baby's breath. It's cheap, but I love it. Yes. Yes. Yes. You said something or I didn't someone say baby's breath was trash or something. Oh yeah. Or is that baby's breath? What flowers do people hate?

When they're like, oh, that's a cheap way to like do a, do a chic party. People might say that about baby's breath, but I completely disagree because I love it. It was stunning. It was just white. Everything. It was of course, of course. Um, who was the first person that you remember seeing? Okay. It's all like, I think so. The adrenaline was a very interesting aspect of the story because we were drinking, we had been drinking before, but we just like, couldn't even feel like we were buzzed because we just were so excited. Um,

So I'm like, okay, we walked in. I think Mason, Camille's daughter, was one of the first people. Camille was there. Camille sure was there. She always showed up. Camille looked amazing. Yeah. We'll get into it. But these women, you think that they might looked a little like plastic surgery out, but

These women have the money to spend so much that it doesn't look like they have gotten any facelifts or Botox or fillers. They all looked incredible in person. They did. Like, I was so shocked. I was ready to be, like, a little scared. Not a one. Pretty, like, tasteful. I mean, like, Camille definitely has... Was Camille wearing blue? No, she had... I thought she had, like, a...

It was like maybe a little blue hue to it. She would. She'd be like, I need sand out. Of course. And I'm like, was Mason wearing black? See, this is where our length of night just gets a little blurry. We just blacked out completely ourselves. But I think Camille and Mason were one of the first people that we saw. Yeah. And that, I think...

Sutton and Garcelle in the background may have been like the second group. So they were also filming guys and mine and Tessa's plan were like wherever we see a camera we follow and when they sit down we walk behind them. And we did a strut and we had confidence too. We sure did. We were like we want to be on camera hell yeah. Oh my god I have to show you this video because there's a video that you took of me walking in and I'm like twirling or whatever and Crystal's brother is staring hardcore at both of us. He's like what a hot hot little pair. Yeah he

He's literally probably like, who are you? And what did you do to get in here? She's like, don't worry about it. No, don't worry about it. So Crystal's brother was there. Yeah. Sutton Garcelle. Yep. Denise was there. Denise was there. She was wearing a pink Givenchy like letterman jacket. And I think maybe a Fendi jumpsuit that, um, let me tell you, white, a white jumpsuit rides up. Yes, it does. It rides up hard. This, this would be my fear. I think of being on camera all the time is like,

It's a camel toe. Oh, well, she rocks the camel toe hard. Or like you're just a panty line showing like those kind of things where you're like, I look amazing. And then the camera just goes to that. Like one thing that is tough. We're like not meant to be living that way. No, no, no, no, no. I know who else was there. In the words of Danny Pellegrino, Big Dick Aaron. Big Dick Aaron was there. Kind of like blended into the crowd. He seemed to be like,

of course, just doing his own thing. Like, why the hell am I doing this? But I still love, love the attention. You might be a fame hungry for sure. That's true. Well, so is she. Yeah, exactly. Or else she wouldn't be there. Every single person that was at this party is fame hungry. Of course, including ourselves. Yeah, they were there. They look like they're doing well. Yes, they were great. Okay. Wait, do you remember you may be texting me yesterday, but I was in a different, different mental place. Remember when close to the beginning of the party, um,

Garcelle walked by someone and did a fake. She flipped someone off. Do you remember? We were like...

I don't remember seeing that. And it was a little like they both kind of looked at each other and they like laughed a little bit. Who was it? And I'm like, who did she do it to? And now I can't remember. I think it was one. I don't even remember seeing that. I'm like, was it Denise? Was it Camille? Okay. So I will say that Garcelle and Sutton and Denise and Crystal seemed actually, I think Crystal, but definitely Sutton, Garcelle and Denise all seemed very close. Yeah.

They were chatting it up. They seemed like genuinely like we're friends and we're hanging out here. Yes. So I think they will be allies this season. Someone that did not seem to have very many friends was Dorit. Guys, Dorit is an angel. She was our favorite of the night. We met her. We asked her to take a photo. She immediately said yes. And so Tess and I had just taken a shot. So I didn't realize that my glass was empty, but I knew I was holding a glass.

and when we were squatting down to take a picture with her, all of a sudden there was like liquid everywhere. And I look at her white purse, there's like liquid everywhere. So I'm like, oh my God, I just spilled my drink on Dorit. I think that you were like, what did you just do? You spilled her drink. I was just scared that she was going to be bitchy and then we would be so sad. Yes, exactly. And so then I was like, oh my God, I think I spilled my drink on you. And I was like, wait, no, I have a shot. And she was like, no baby. No, baby. Baby. It was

baby. Dorit literally called me baby. I am so jealous. It was incredible. We complimented her eye makeup because she had these little pearls like all around her eyelid of course and her you know stunning Chanel look with a big Chanel necklace. Yeah she was wearing pants and like a jacket. Low ponytail with a bow. It was so chic but she seemed so lonely. She seemed a little subdued like she almost seemed like someone at a party who was like I don't really know many people here. I guess I should probably leave like

Well, because PK was absent. PK. PK. Pops. Pops. Pops was missing. Jagger. Oh, if Jagger was there, I'd be like, this is the icon of our generation. That guy. That guy. I would have been like, let me hold you. Same.

But yeah, I felt sad. Like I wanted to be like, Dorit, just come hang with us all night. And we were talking about yesterday. We think there's a little bit of maybe some tension between her and Erica Jane from what Erica said at BravoCon yesterday.

about alluding to the fact that she thinks PK and her are headed for divorce bill, which is just such like a nasty way to put that. Because Dorita has been on your side. It's a hurtful thing. And I'm sure that's going to go on for the, if someone brings up something about the husband that goes on all season long, let's talk about the husband. Wow. Where people doing Coke in your bathroom. It all goes back to, it all goes back. I guess Lisa Rinna. Well,

so then Kyle, well, Kyle, we saw early on too, but I'm just going to say when Kyle, we saw her greet Doree and it seemed cold. It was not the old Kyle and Doree. It was a little distant, a little like kisses sort of,

Kyle also seemed very stressed out. Kyle won most stressed award. And we've seen her planning parties before. We've seen her talk to Glenn. We've seen her go up to the people, sign up the chairs. And she's like, hey guys, yeah, I'm just really stressed. Can you... I heard her maybe say...

those kind of things to people, event planners, whatever at the party, like maybe three separate times. Yeah. In that tone where I was just like, I'm not surprised, but like chill. She was very nice to us when we asked her to take a picture. Um, also the theme of the night, literally everyone and their dog was asking Tess and I, if we were sisters or Tess and me. Kyle asked, um,

Faye Resnick. Faye Resnick, which we will get to. We will get to. That should be a whole episode. Two women in the bathroom, which I looked on Instagram. One of the women works for the agency. Oh,

Oh, interesting. They asked. I mean, it was just all over the place. It really was. I mean, we did look. I got confused in the Uber back. I was going to send a picture of myself to my boyfriend. And I chose one of Claire and I was about to send it. And I was like, that's not me. It's the ponytails, the spray tans, and the white dresses. And the dark hair. But she, yeah, she's not drinking right now. Yeah. Which is...

I support anyone that's like, that's not good for me. Right. I think for reality TV, it's tough. It's unfortunate to see someone do an entire season sober. Right. Right. Well, the way that Kyle has been about her sobriety is so interesting because she posted a story the next day. Cause you know, guys, she got up on that stage and like, I wish I could like,

If sober is her journey, I support that. But man, I do miss the drunk Kyle whipping her hair around, doing the splits. There were no splits to be found. Going up to a woman that's talking to Mauricio. Get off my husband. What are you doing? Get off my husband.

I wanted that. Iconique. But she posted something and was like, no hangover today. And like a fan will do instead of alcohol or something. And I was like, that doesn't even make sense. Yes. I feel like the no alcohol is going to also be a storyline. I think it will too. Just because I think it's very connected to her weight loss journey, which I also think is going to be a storyline, which I grow tired of. I grow tired of the way that she speaks. I just want to hold Kyle and be like, where you are is enough.

And like, you don't have to change yourself. And like, enjoy your life and enjoy things with your kids and enjoy going out to eat. And like her whole thing right now is just really intense. It is. And that does make me sad for anyone going through that. Me too. Me too. So it was, there was a darkness to Kyle. I agree. That made me sad. When her mic pack was taken off, she yelled, freedom.

Yeah, so they all sat down. Definitely the final scene. Well, before that, when you walk in, also, just so everyone knows when you're filming, there's like the stock music playing. And it's very stiff that you're kind of like, what is this? Before you even said that, I don't think I would have noticed what, like I couldn't pinpoint why it was such an eerie feel.

Like for us, it was still amazing. But if I was going and it was my friend's party and they had that music playing, I'd be like, what are we doing? I think everyone there, there was a sense of like, we're filming this and this isn't as much fun as it could be. Exactly. Because yeah, at one point Claire was like, no one's like looking drunk or like having fun. I think everyone's like,

so many people are mic'd up. I don't want to be on camera. Maybe I do want to be on camera. There's just so much awareness. They're like, we are showing up to work now. And that's how I definitely felt like Dorit was. She was like, I'm here to work and then I'm going to go home. It seemed like she also, she was not drinking carcass out. I mean, I think she was drinking a vodka soda, but there wasn't like, yeah, I mean, I guess the carcass would be out. I know. I was like, was everyone just drinking water? That's a great question. Cause it was clear. So Denise was not just drinking water. I'll tell you that. Yeah.

Neat. Neat. Exactly. But the stock music was on and later Kyle was like, we're going to turn the music off in just a second and we can put the real music on. She said that over the mic. And then that's when they got the footage of people dancing, but no sound. Yes. So people could actually be having a good time. Yes. But Kyle, you know, got on stage with Mauricio. They were dancing. All the daughters were there. They sure were. Portia was there. She's grown. Yeah.

She looks 26 years old. She does. It's so crazy. She was wearing like a little mini white dress. It's like we were very similar vibes. Mini white dresses. Yeah.

I mean, she seems like an old soul. Well, she has to be. I mean, the way she's grown up. She's seen a lot. Buy it. Buy it. So. But there was no, to speak of Kyle's family, there was no Kim. There was no Kathy. There was no Paris. No. There was no Nikki. There was. There was no Brooke. No. But what is her, one of Kim's daughters was there. Is it like Casey or?

or something with a K I want to say. It's the one that's Burnett. It's the one that's Burnett that she shares with John, I believe. Kim Richards' daughter. She was very present in the Kingsley episodes. Oh.

Oh, Kingsley. Season five. She was. Never forget. So there's Brooke, Whitney and Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly was there. Kimberly was there. Kimberly is very close with Alexia. I think they're both like 25, 26. I see. God, she's that young. But yeah, no one else in the fam was making an appearance. I know.

And that says a lot. But Kyle had just posted that she was at someone's baby shower. One of the girls. Well, I feel like that's the daughter inviting her aunts. But if like Kyle were to invite her sisters, they're not going to go. And there it is. Claire. That's a great point. So sad. Yeah.

Some other people who were there, Jeff Lewis was there. Jeff Lewis was there. He was very aggressive to the bartenders when he was ordering a drink. Which, are we surprised? Not at all. He was like speaking to them like they didn't understand English. You notice that? No. He was like, I would like to, I was like, these people are just

speak English. Like we got it. We understand. What are you doing? Cynthia Bailey from the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I'm very confused why she was there. Maybe she's friends with one of them. Well, I think that she's trying to because she's not on Atlanta right now. I think she's trying to pop up wherever she can.

Oh, Cynthia and Kyle did ultimate girls trip together. And they were kind of, I thought they didn't get along. I don't know if Cynthia is still with Mike, but, um, her boyfriend or husband, you know, um, I think he lived in LA too. So I think she's trying to be like, maybe I could be a real housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, sweetheart. Oh, so the new housewife was also there. Yes, but we don't know her name. Do we don't? So I can't remember her name. I said, I was talking to my friend, um,

who I used to work with at a fitness studio, that he was like, don't you recognize her? She used to come in with her husband all the time. And I was like, she did. And I cannot remember her name, but she was very friendly. Oh, good. Please let her be rich. She was, I'm pretty sure she is. I want to say, this might be confusing,

completely false. I want to say her husband is a lawyer or she was a lawyer or there was something in that realm. Love that. So wealth, honey. Wealth. We love that. Yes. More. Brad Groski was there. That was like shocking to me. I was a little stressed out to see him. Me too. I really like him. Same. But Gary was not. Gary was not there, but you know, they do their own thing. They do. And we love that. Yes. I feel like Gary would not have been having fun.

But he does. I mean, he loves talking shit about the house. I was like, would you have been welcome? He's like really intense about that. Well, he's really good friends with Rinna. That's so Rinna was not there. We were wondering if Rinna would make an appearance. I know she was not. And I don't think she could have been because Denise was there. Oh yeah. At this point, they probably are like,

It's not. Don't. One or the other. Exactly. Exactly. And I think Denise might be a friend. I mean, like, the cameras were on Denise. I know. I'm just so curious what the drama is going to be like this season because it just seems so all over the place. There was not a fight. Like, we didn't see... Every time we saw someone interacting, like, even if it was, like, kind of cold, like, Kyle and Dorit, it wasn't like, oh, my God, they're yelling at each other or, like, throwing a drink in someone's face or, like, getting... Like, tensions weren't that high. No. Um...

But then the musical guest of the night. I mean, this was really crazy. I was shocked with my own feelings about this. I was shocked with my own feelings about this as well, Tess. So Kyle does her little speech and she's like. Do it. Do it. She always does that thing where she thinks that she's being funny. And so she was like, thank you everyone for coming. It's been really a long time. I was like, oh, too long. She does her old man voice. And she goes into that. And then she basically announces that Erika Jayne is going to come out and perform. Yeah.

And that she did. I mean... Guys, it was amazing. It was fun. I'm so sorry. She's lip syncing. She has a bunch of gay backup dancers. She was definitely singing to a track because you could kind of hear her voice. Oh, you could? Yeah. If you go back in the video, you can kind of hear her voice. She's definitely singing with the track. Yeah. But she's an amazing performer. I'm sorry. She knows how to do a...

kind of kitschy, fun, very like electric. She can actually dance and stuff too. Like she was, she was great. They were like lifting her legs up and doing all types of little shit. I was like, this woman's going to break. Yeah. Literally. Literally. Well, and it's like, say what you will about her.

And like what she did know, what she didn't know, the woman can perform. And it's like, she only sang two songs. She's saying expensive. And then I think a new song. Um, yes, I don't, I did not know the new one, but expensive always hits every time. It's every time. And I'm, I'm, we're going to go see her Vegas show. Look, it was, we have been invited. So it was fun. I was like, if this whole night was her performing, um,

In this football field, I would have been like, hell yes. It was just great. It was just such good energy and such a fun time. Kyle immediately started crying after. Oh, she did. I forgot. So she goes up to her and gives her a hug. Yeah. And she's doing her little Kyle thing where she's like getting with her, you know, her knuckles. Yeah, her knuckles.

And her mom's ring. She was wearing her mom's ring, guys. You can see that from miles away. Miles. That thing must be worth so much money. So really, Big Kath was with us also that night. I mean, you can feel her presence. You can always feel it. I can feel it right now. I can too. Hey, Big Kath. But Kyle was very emotional. I do say it. I feel like Kyle wants to suck up to Erica. Yeah.

Because she's getting bigger and now she has like a residency. Yeah. And I think she's...

Kyle's such an interesting housewife because she is Queen B and she has such like, my opinions are the only one that matters. Follow me. But the second she meets another alpha, she goes into very much little sister mode of like that sort of vulnerable, like what she can't get out of Kathy. Wow. It is so telling. And she does that with Erica. She also did that with like... Vanderpump. Vanderpump.

Oh, a hundred percent. And I want to sit her down and be like, you are the queen bee. If you let yourself just be kind people on TikTok, we're not happy about our Kyle pictures. Everyone was calling her vile. Yeah. I did not know that this was a trend. People were mad. Um, but also please don't take that out on us. Please. I mean,

if you guys were at this party, you would have wanted to take pictures with everyone. And look, Kyle used to be my favorite housewife of all time. I know. When I started watching and I had a really hard time the last two seasons with her. I know. We all have. There were some unforgivable things that she said. To Sutton. To Sutton. Yeah. And,

And if you know, you know. Exactly. But I personally have not been able to get over that. No. But yeah, so she started crying and like went to greet her backstage or not back, like, yeah, behind the stage. We met the woman who was performing with Erica. Could not have been nicer. Such a doll. She literally gave us a kiss on the cheek. Yeah.

And she initiated it. She did. Yeah, she was so sweet. It was amazing. And then Mauricio actually was standing beside us. This was like at the end of the night, kind of. Towards the end, yeah. And he was like, great party, huh? So much fun. And we were like, yeah, it was great. Hot man in person. So hot. Wearing like Prada sneakers. I'd say looks better, even better in person than on camera. I agree. He looks even like younger, too. I agree. And to me, I will say, I think they're in love.

They looked like they were, you know, very like a husband and wife who have thrown a party for the past decade and would go give each other little kisses. Yes.

And then get on the dance floor with their family. They seemed fine. I feel like if one of the girls weren't, their daughters weren't with Kyle, they were with Mauricio, like it definitely feels like a family unit over there. And that's sweet. Yeah. And then we met Erica and we were like, you did amazing. And she was like, this is the first time I performed in so long. Yes. And I was like, well, you could never tell that. And then I feel like there was a shift in her face. I was like, did I offend? There was a shift. I think she was almost like, I know. I was like, what was that shift? Yeah.

But it was, it was like so warm. And then all of a sudden it was like, goodbye. Oh yeah. No, it wasn't anything you said. I think maybe she was just like, I don't want to talk to you guys. Yeah. That's probably it.

She's like, who are you? Literally. Or maybe she just, you know, I also think she gets nervous when given a compliment. She doesn't know how to receive. I think that's it. Like she can't wait. Um, take, take that in. Right. Um, yeah, but you know, she was nicer than I thought she was going to be. Yes. She was very nice. Yes. She was sweet. Besides Dorit, Tess, who was the sweetest of the night? This may be the most shocking thing we've ever said on Bright Answers Mostly. Yeah.

It was Faye Resnick. The morally corrupt Faye Resnick is amazing. So, obviously, you know...

Faye has had an interesting journey on Housewives. And in life. Don't listen to our Christmas dinner episode. Please don't, Faye, because this is before we met you. And we love you now. And look, everyone makes mistakes. Everyone does. We all have a past. And now when I look back on every episode where Kyle is defending Faye to people, being like she is the best girlfriend you'll ever have, she loves women, she's the most supportive person in the world. We felt

that from her immediately. Like, I don't even know how it got started, but she was like, well, she asked us if we were sisters first. Yes. And we were like, no, we're not. And she was like, female friendship is the most important thing in the entire world. And the way she said it, she was looking at both of us, like into our soul back and forth. She had her hand on my back into our soul. And she just like, Oh, cause before we started talking to her, she was looking over at us, just smiling. Like she was watching us almost like a woman that's just like,

I like women. My girls. You know, like, female friendship and, like, seeing two younger women, like, dancing. Having the time of their life. And she loved it for us. She did. She was like, men don't understand, but female friendship is the best. And then we asked for a picture, and she was like, you girls are so cute. I know. We got, like, so close. It looks like we've known each other for years.

It was our most intimate moment of the night. She was just, I will defend Faye Resnick now. Same. I just see how she's so comforting. It's so gorgeous. Oh my God. I mean, the skin. I will say that I went home and I was just looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, hmm. Do I want a little shut-in right here, a little shut-in right there? And then we put lip plumper on, our lip gloss. Yes.

I mean, I was like, Tess, don't do it. I know. Don't start. She's starting. We got the... What's that one?

I think it's Too Faced. Too Faced, the lip voluminizer with a little Charlotte Tilbury. Charlotte Tilbury pillow talk. We overlined our lips. Yeah, and then the lip plumper. And then you surprised me with the Dior Maximizer lip gloss. We have two maximizing lip glosses on our lips, actually. So we were going for it, and the difference it made. It's gorgeous. I was just like, I love the overlining look. It was great.

Um, Kyle's lips were also looking full. It's so crazy. And the picture that we took, she, she looks so stunning, stunning. And the lights at that point were all on, on the stadium and it was not flattering. She also asked, we are sisters and said we had the same energy. So we were like, were you watching this guy? At one point she was when she was up there. Cause we were really close to her on the stage. And I think dancing and we were really dancing, like probably more than most people. So she was trying to get ahold of the DJ at one point. I like snapped at the DJ. I was like, she's talking to you.

to you yes and she gave you a look of like thank you for doing that yeah it was really nice she just she's in she was in her own little world she was she was um all right rammies who's tired who needs a break whether you're taking care of your kids you know we love our rammie moms a senior loved one or juggling both god bless we all need and deserve a break sometimes care.com can help give you that break by helping you find trusted caregivers in your neighborhood

So Tess and I were both actually nannies on Care.com, and we found the most amazing families that we're still in contact with today. It's such a special experience. Thank you, Care.com, for that. So see why 29 million families have turned to Care.com. Find background-checked, highly-rated sitters, nannies, and senior caregivers who can help with everything from watching kids after school to meal prep for seniors. You call the shots and find out what's right for you, whether it's full-time, part-time, or even occasional help.

It's all on one simple platform. On Care.com, you can search for caregivers, view rates, and find care that fits your budget and schedule. How convenient is that? So check out Care.com to get the support and the break that you need and deserve. You deserve it, Rammies.

Rammies, I'm going to let you in on a little secret, and I'm going to say something that you probably have never heard a soon-to-be bride say, and that is that I love wedding planning. I have had such an amazing, fun, light experience doing it with my fiance, and that is a huge thanks to Zola. So with Zola, you can plan your entire wedding in one convenient place.

You guys, they have everything. So from like the day you get engaged, you can start planning on Zola. You can find the venue there. You can create your save the dates. You can make your registry. You can make your wedding website. Even to the final stages of tasting your cake, Zola has everything.

everything you need to make this process super easy and fun. And this should just be a pleasurable experience that you get to share with someone you love. And I'm really appreciative that Zola has just let us do that. There's even a five-star app that helps you plan on the go on your couch. So if you and your future husband or wife are watching a movie, having a glass of wine, planning

your wedding from the couch. Do it wherever you want because this is all about you. So here's what you're going to do. You're going to start planning at Zola.com. That's Z-O-L-A.com. You can thank me later.

The food at the night was actually pretty good. It was really good. You might have gotten sick from it. Perhaps. I woke up at 3 a.m. being like, I'm going to throw up and not from alcohol. Yeah. Because we didn't drink that much. No, we didn't. They didn't have stuff for martinis. We just drank tequila sodas the whole night because the mixers that they had were also sweet and sour. It wasn't like fresh lime juice and stuff. They also were out of limes. They were out of limes. And so we did tequila soda with lemon, which wasn't

back actually carcass out carcass out so um but yeah food was good we got some steak steak mac and cheese the mac and cheese remember I was eating with my hands so good bread and butter um potatoes potatoes broccoli

Oh, yeah. And they had like a dessert bar and I got like a fruit tart and you got like a carrot cake type of I can't believe I didn't go back to that carrot cake. But it was like we didn't even finish eating dinner because we're like, we've got to go. Literally, we were just like, I was like, should we go get more drinks? Okay. Yeah.

I was just like, I couldn't sit still. Same. Kevin Lee was there. She, she, she. And we had just watched the episode of Vanderpump rules as we were getting ready, where he tells Katie Maloney that her weight is out of control. So we weren't happy. Oh, he also liked both of our Instagram pictures. He did.

That man. I was like, Kevin Lee has entered the chat. He has entered the chat. And, you know, we don't welcome it because ever since that episode. It just, it's disgusting behavior. I cannot believe that anyone, let alone a grown man, would say that to a young woman. I know. And I really hope that, Kevin, if you're listening to this, I really hope that you've done some soul searching and that you have profusely apologized to Kevin.

to Katie and, you know, lived in amends, living amends. And I've never said something like that again. Hey, that is true. Like we don't believe in cancel culture. We just hope that you would look at that and be like, you better fucking do better. That is not acceptable. Disgusting. So, you know, so Erica performs and then all of a sudden all of the women are brought to the couch. Yep. It was very staged. Yes.

And it just seemed kind of boring. I was like, what are you guys... Like, no one was making any movements. Everyone was just like... So stiff. Stiff. Stiff as a board. Like, Sutton's shoulders were pulled back to the high heavens, which does check out for her. But they were... And there was like 10 cameras all in different angles on them. But they were far... Kind of far away from them, which I was like, oh, that's interesting. Because I was always like, are the cameras like right up in their faces? I'd say they had probably...

Seven feet? Yeah. And probably eight cameras. Yeah, like one for each of them to get all that coverage. And also, guys, like, I see now how it's so easy to forget that you're being filmed because... I'm not saying that because we are being filmed. I'm saying that because the cameras are far away. Yep. And you probably forget you have a mic pack on. Yep. It's crazy. And, like...

You have to be at certain places at certain times. But for the rest of it, Kyle was just going in and out. People were like... We could hear producers being like, oh, she just went over there. Can you go get her? Exactly. And move and go on walkies and tell them to move over. Oh, yeah. The production... They were definitely there, but also there was more gas than production. So it did just feel like a party. Production was in black. And I think that they did that so they didn't accidentally film some producer people. Yeah, that's true. Except for that one guy who must be the executive producer. Yeah.

He was in like, he was in like Bermuda shorts, like white Bermuda shorts and a white t-shirt. Yes. Oh God. To have, to have that job. It would have been crazy, but I got to say no, like really big fighting. Nothing. I'm like, who did Garcelle flip off is going to be my one thing. That's going to, I can't remember up at night, but even that it was very like, I mean, there's definitely some tension. Like she giggled and then kind of like looked like, okay. Yeah. It was very fake.

So I'm like, I don't know who it's about either. You know who I think had the best time that night, who crystal and hip hop Rob meeting them was one of the highlights. I would say, I agree. I also think that they were some of the nicest of the night. So tell your, tell about your interaction with Rob. Oh yes. So Rob, um, is from Palo Alto and that is where I'm from. And he went to Palo Alto high school, um, go Vikings. And so I went up to him and I was just like, I was like, I'm,

from Palo Alto and he was like no way I was like yeah I went to Pali and he was like that's so cool and Crystal was just looking over like smiling they could not have been nicer I love them and then Claire when we approached Claire was like hip hop Rob and Crystal was like

And she was looking at him and like, we were like, they are a very sweet couple. They are such a sweet couple. They are very much in love. I think they're very supportive of one another. I could totally see it. Like it just made so much sense. I completely agree. I loved them. And she's gorgeous. Just so natural. Just like such a beauty. I can't, I mean, I just cannot get over how stunning these women are.

It's crazy. They all just look crazy. Really, really great. Mike, was there anything else that we heard? Anything gossipy? I know. I'm like, okay, we've given the slub sightings, the filming, Erica, the food, the music, the music. Um, yeah. Once, once they got the real music going, we probably only probably got 15 more minutes. Yeah. I mean, it was like,

Yeah, I'm like, I wonder what usually happens at their house. Like if it goes all night. It must. Do you think they had a time like they had to get out of there too at SoFi? I think so too. Because they probably had a breakdown. So the official start time was 7. Erica was supposed to go on at 9.30. We got there probably 8.30. Erica probably went on at 9.45 or 10. Yeah. And then we were out of there by like

Yeah. Really impossible to get an Uber. Oh my God. That was so crazy. That was impossible to get Uber out. I bet you that. Do you think that they went to Kyle's house for an after party, but she's not drinking? No, because, oh, so, um, what's her daughter's Sophia. Who's her middle daughter. Right. After we took a picture with her, she goes, mom, how do I get to the suite? So I think they were staying at the party more.

Wow. They probably had like the friends come back and they all drink in the suite or the box or whatever. Faye looks like she was having a good time and she was going to keep it going. Sure did. Yeah. But yeah, no one seemed wasted. We probably were the drunkest people there to be completely honest. Yeah. I think the people who left immediately were like when the cameras went downward to read Sutton. I think our cell stayed for a little bit. She stayed for like one song. Yeah. Crystal stayed the whole time. Crystal was leaving when we were leaving. Yeah.

Am I missing anyone? Denise left. Yeah. Camille left. But you know that. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty much the tea. That is the tea. I think it was just like, you know, like someone commented yesterday in our TikTok and they were like, literally name someone who cares about this.

And, like, I just want to say, I never judge, like, if someone saw, like, an athlete. Like, I'm not, like, a sports person. If someone saw an athlete, like, if I was walking my boyfriend, he was like, that's... I would never be like, who cares? Oh, who cares? And I'm like, for us, going to this was truly a dream come true. Like, a childhood dream come true. It was. And I just, like, that has not been lost on us, that this is something that we love Bravo and we love Housewives. And we've been watching this for...

13 seasons? Yes, exactly. And it was like, we are so grateful that we got to experience it. We're so grateful. And that's why we just wanted to do this episode to share this with you guys. Because I know that y'all were all so happy and excited for us as well. And we just wish that we could have brought all of you with us. I know. We really appreciated all the sweet support and messages and just how you guys knew how we felt. And it was a great experience.

And we share it with you. We do. We do. We do. So thank you guys for listening to this episode. If you're new here, we have episodes on all different subjects.

And, you know, like we say, it all goes back to Bravo. So it sure does. Yes. Make sure to give us that follow at right answers, mostly tick tock, Instagram and YouTube. We're starting that YouTube journey. And just share this episode with a friend and come to trivia. If you're in LA, we're going to do VPR trivia. Like we said, next time, right? It's going to be June. Let me just get the exact date because I would just hate to get that wrong.

wrong. Thursday, June 15th, 7 to 9 p.m. Waterfront in Venice. That's right. And we love you guys. We love you so much. And Claire, life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but it should be. She up. She up.