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by my favorite co-host. Mr. Craig Conover is back on the podcast with us after a busy week by everybody. What's up, Craig? Yeah, I'm glad we could figure it out. I appreciate it. We're still learning. Every day we're learning more about ourselves, right guys? Podcast is no different and

All you have to do is go watch Madison's Amazon Lives to see why we're so busy right now, but you won't be hearing it from me and Austin. But we're going to make this work. And this week was just a little chaotic. I had a previously scheduled thing for Panera in New York City. So up here and then flying back to hang with my bud,

Austin, tomorrow, I got to tell you, Austin, I did not watch, other than a little bit of the Charleston-Alabama game, I did not watch any basketball this week. I didn't see a single game. That tracks, completely tracks. Why was it? And for March Madness standards, how was it? Well, if we're being honest, other than...

a couple of teams on the outside, it's kind of boring that every single one and two seed has made the sweet 16. And that hasn't happened in five years. And I mean, in terms of like a March madness, you know, that's boring. I mean, I understand if you're a fan of those one and two seeds, then you're like, what are you talking about? It's awesome. But as like an outside fan who wants a bunch of madness and bracket busters,

That's, that's incredibly boring. And I can see on a hundred dollars on all the under dogs to win did not make any money. Yeah. I mean, the lowest seed right now is NC state. They're an 11 seed. They are the only Cinderella remaining. And then basically there's like a five seed and Alabama's a four seed and everyone else is like a one and two.

My friends told me I'm doing pretty well other than I picked Kentucky to win and they lost the first round. Yeah, that'll ruin your bracket. So you can get some good points still if your champion goes down, but you are not going to win any brackets if your champion loses. How are you doing in your brackets? In the pillows and beer bracket, I think I'm sitting at like number 45, which is crazy. How did it happen?

500 something. Yeah, I think I'm 250. I'm right in the middle. Where am I? And then if you look at bracket two, it shows you like a percentage and then it shows you what number out of however many million and I'm sitting at like, you know, two million. The two millionth, you know, bracket of all the ESPN, you know, submitted brackets, which I mean, is pretty decent if you think about it.

Yeah, Craig, I know that you didn't watch any of them, and you probably didn't even watch Charleston, did you? Did you? I watched the second half. I think I was traveling today. Yeah, which it sucks because we played you all well the second half, but the first half we were shot like 11%. I was texting you. Where are you right now, Craig? I'm in New York. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering. I was like, those Cosmopolitans behind you are not yours. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the balcony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to come back this morning, but I couldn't put down my phone long enough. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to take the 7.30 flight, even though it's late. All I have to do is pack in the morning. You're taking the 7.30 a.m. flight tomorrow? No, 7.30 p.m. Okay. I was like, that is a ballsy move for...

what we have going on tomorrow. No, I'm going to go to LaGuardia after this. But dude, I just walked Paige to work for, she said it's the first time that she's ever been scared in New York City ever. She asked me to walk her to work. Because of this punching thing. And I don't even think it's on the news yet, is it? Yeah.

Did you see it on the news or on TikTok? I saw it on the news. On TikTok. And I only saw it because of Katie. You know, Katie was just here and she was like, you know, have you heard about this, you know, women getting punched randomly thing? I was like, what are you talking about? And then it popped up. I saw Bethany Frankel say that she got punched in the back of the head or something. That's the first time that I saw it. Yeah.

because she saw it on TikTok or something or someone had posted it. Then she was like, no way. She was like, that actually happened to me. I was on my way to so-and-so and someone punched me in the back of the head. It was insane. And then that's when I was like, Katie, holy shit, you were right. Not that I didn't believe her, but. Yeah, a couple of them happened right by our restaurant in the West Village. Do we know what the cause is?

I mean, it just looks like a just like the knockout gang or a knockout game. It's these gangs or whoever it is. And they're like in their upper 20s. And if they see a girl on their phone, they go up and punch him in the face. Oh, and so that's what it is. Like if if you're looking at your phone. Yeah, that's what it's been.

And only one girl, and it's all girls walking by themselves, and one girl's boyfriend was in the Uber and got out and beat the guy's ass. Really? Leaving the...

But like then I was like, you know, that would be my initial reaction, too. But it's scary because I don't know who has a gun or a knife and like all of these like senseless fucking crimes. But she's good. Like she doesn't wear AirPods and she's rarely looking at her phone. But I watched her on our way to Amazon today and she was nervous. Like looking around. Yeah. Yeah.

So I was like, you do realize that that's like a second world country. Like, like I, I, we, I just, um, talk to her, you know, you know, the glam team, um, Taylor and Mitchell, but I would look pages like Craig hates New York, blah, blah. And I was like, I actually don't. That's why I get so worked up. Like I love New York city. I just don't agree with anything that they do. Like there's no current in the city right now. Like,

if you're not going to get in trouble for punching someone in the face, like then what's going to deter someone from doing it. If you do that, look, look, I mean, Craig, man, I agree with you. It's, it's, you know, get a turn bad. God, that's just not good, man. No, it's great. Obviously they, um, and then like our Uber from Newark airport was $240 yesterday. Yeah.

really because they've implemented this new tax on people driving in the city so now there's cameras on the roads in new york city and if you're driving you have to pay a fee a tax and i was like this and then you just and so yeah they're taxing um like ubers and shit now so you like it's

Like the amount of money that you spend here is crazy. And I didn't used to like, I mean, I would make fun of them, but I didn't pay taxes here. So I didn't care. But now that my Uber money is going there, I was like, you guys are just brainwashed. So it's going to be interesting. We're moving communities. So we're, Paige got a new apartment. I don't know if she's telling people where it is yet, but it's a complete different area than what we're in now. So it'll be interesting to,

to have that new chapter um of new york city and have you over for breakfast the place is huge it's uh it's pretty neat so bigger than what you're in right now yeah yeah oh it's double the size what yeah and it's just her this little old page it's got one of those commercial refrigerators like a commercial kitchen like those huge ones i mean the like cool cool thing about

New York. It doesn't matter if people know where she lives. People know that Taylor Swift has a place in the West Village and they know that Bradley Cooper does too. They know that Andy does too. Does he live in the West Village or the East Village? Andy.

Well, he lives where we've... No, he lives down the street from our restaurant. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So it's just such like a big, obviously, neighborhood that you can't just like, you know, go and hunt for someone. Yeah. Dude, that's awesome. That's... Yeah, I can't wait to see it. Yeah, I've always seen pictures. So it'll be neat. And then speaking of our restaurant, we're serving liquor now. So I think...

Our friend Jordan looks to be cooking full time in the kitchen. So go check out Carriage House. I've been getting tagged in some banger, banger pictures. Carriage House is serving liquor in the West Village. So if you're in the West Village, then go and check it out. Because just as Craig said, yeah, we are have a whole new menu right now. Jordan, Jordan's in the kitchen cooking. So you see him back there. Make sure to wave.

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Taking two soft gels a day for two months and you could see significant improvements in your cellular energy, muscle strength, and endurance. After four months of taking Mito Pure, you might feel yourself getting stronger, recovering faster after a workout, and experiencing less inflammation, all part of your healthier aging routine, which is honestly amazing.

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Some people messaging you saying that's not the case. Yeah, I don't understand. It's like drinking coffee before going to bed. If I'm drinking it, it was 730 at nighttime. It's I wanted to like give a pep in my step. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Nick, I didn't say that anything was wrong with it. I just said that typically I view me personally an espresso martini as a dessert drink.

And I feel like, or I felt like a lot of people agreed with me. But if you're saying that you're getting some messages saying that, look, I've drank an espresso martini at whatever time of the evening. But typically for me, I have dinner, I do this and it is like a nightcap for me. And you're right. It's silly, right? Because a nightcap, you're not going to go to bed for two more hours.

Right. And so I think what I understand, though, people have espresso and coffee after dinner, though. So you're like, hey, let's just make it jazz it up a little bit. But I also know people drink it as a rally drink where they're like, all right, we're getting after it. Espresso martini. I saw something funny that said in espresso martini is just a Red Bull vodka that has been abroad. It's just like a jazzed up version of like a Red Bull vodka. It's like a fancier kind of version.

Well, I studied abroad in Florence this summer. That is an espresso martini. Um, Craig hasn't drank an espresso martini in a while. No, I was just going to say, I mean, I wasn't going to say it actually. I was thinking that I was like, I don't know when the last time I ordered one, it was probably, I mean, I've had like, you know, tasting the lover boys with Kyle, but like ordering an espresso martini, which I love coffee drinks and ice cream and stuff. So I always take a sip. Um,

But, I mean, I think I tasted one that you got with Parmesan cheese on top once or with someone. Yeah. But I haven't ordered. I was a dirty martini guy with blue cheese olives. I mean, that's. I still am. Yeah. I mean, I love them.

Or like Austin and I are trying to think of drinks for our new restaurant or the new bar. I was just about to say that. And I think what popped in my head is like a spicy sweet martini. I love something with heat, but that tastes good. Which most people think of spicy margarita, but like

We go to this place called Soul Cross for my community sometimes, and it's like a spicy blackberry margarita or like a coup as an incredible passion fruit. That's exactly what I was thinking of. Isn't it called like a hot pepper? I think they call it that at Halls. And then like Gary, Paige's brother, introduced me to

the spicy dirty martini and I was like damn why weren't they around when I was still running real spicy dirty martini is it is it made with tequila

No, but either a habanero infused vodka or some tobacco. Right. I took Katie out to eat the other night and she got a pepperoncini martini. I had to take a sip of it and it had some kick to it. I was like, oh, this is different. This is interesting. I'm growing tobacco peppers in my garden so I'll have to make me something like that. Where did we have an espresso martini that had

cheese on top because you're absolutely right that that is something that has happened yeah i don't know where we were i think we were in new york and and i'm more of a fan of the tequila espresso martini these days than am the vodka that's a hot take what kind of people have to say about that what i don't know color like a blanco okay well like a reposado could work too it could absolutely work

Not like Jose Cuerva. You took me to this Michelin star cocktail place, like this Japanese guy. And every drink had a different vessel that it was served in. And it was so cool. In what city? Katana Kitten. Katana Kitten. That was a cool experience. Yeah. Katana Kitten is a cool spot. And anyone who lives in New York is like... I'm pretty sure he was Japanese. I mean...

Katana Kitten, you're like pretty spot on. I mean. Yeah, it was fantastic. It was a really cool experience. I guess usually it's packed, but like we just hit. Austin and I are lucky that our schedules don't really correlate with others. And so we were there at like 3.30. Yeah. I feel like, man, maybe Kyle came and met up with us. I don't know. Jordan. Jordan.

Oh, Jordan did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's a spot that I go to me because I like I'll leave carriage house and it's like right around the corner and you can just walk there. And then I also might be my plus one to the halls wine thing that I'm judging. Did you decide to come or not? I am. I, I totally, I totally want to, but I have.

Like once I was talking about it, because the whole wine competition, you guys should look it up. So obviously Craig and I always talk about whole wine. Craig's going out there to be a judge for their annual Cabernet cook-off. And the other guest judges that are out there are Brian Baumgardner, which is Kevin from The Office, and then Moira Gosselin.

whose name is Catherine O'Hara is another judge. I'm like, Craig, you have such a sick lineup. And not to mention that when I went out there, when I was a judge, it was like one of the best days of my life. Like, I can't explain it. It was just like perfect weather and it was so happy and so fun. And, you know, we popped around to some vineyards and we did the tasting. Because...

page can't make it and i was like we have done romantic things before together like we went to jerry's wedding together jerry's wedding was romantic um and this just sounds and i tried to make it way more romantic i was like craig let's go skinny dip and he's like no well it just sounds like something we're gonna want to share and then i think you know brian already bum guard i do yeah i mean he's a lot of fun

So if you're out, I don't know if it's sold out or not, but Hallwine's having a Cabernet Cooke-all April 13th.

So wait, so you're not going to come? I have other dates that I'm taking off. And if they're like, sure, go. But I don't want to compromise the other dates that I need off for like weddings and things like that. Well, yeah, but you might as well ask. Yeah, no, true. I did. I floated it. Oh, good. All right, well, we're going to take a quick commercial break and we'll be right back.

I would like to talk to you about one of our sponsors, Timeline Nutrition, and one product in particular, MitoPure. MitoPure is one of the first products to offer a precise dose of urolithin A to help upgrade your mitochondrial function, help increase cellular energy, and help improve muscle strength and endurance. I've started taking it recently and have started to tell that there is definitely one I work out or am active. But MitoPure does more than just help with my muscle health.

It can help with health stand as well. I want to be one of those granddads one day that you see in the video of him swinging his grandkid around. I want to rely on myself for as long as I possibly can. One way to think of MitoPure is that they are in your cells, chomping up the damaged mitochondria that makes you feel old and tired and helping to recycle it into new healthy ones.

Mitochondria, our cell's power generators, are one of the key influences in how we age. However, as the years pass, mitochondrial efficiency naturally declines, representing a large gap in the quality of life we expect in our later years and the one we experience.

Taking two soft gels a day for two months and you could see significant improvements in your cellular energy, muscle strength, and endurance. After four months of taking Mito Pure, you might feel yourself getting stronger, recovering faster after a workout, and experiencing less inflammation, all part of your healthier aging routine, which is honestly amazing.

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Get your first month free at greenlight.com slash pod. Greenlight.com slash pod. Welcome back, besties. This is a very special edition of the podcast. It shouldn't be, but it is because me and Austin are together and with Nick. Nick's in Charleston. No, I'm in Greenville now. Nick has been doing some podcasts from some interesting places recently. These backgrounds are...

What room are you in, Nick? Are you in a kid's room? Are you in... My cousin's office. Cousin's office. Okay. I think it must have been a kid's room. They bought... Oh, no. It's a Harry Potter wall is what it is. Austin, look. Shut your mouth. Is that a flying car? Yes. Is that a flying car? Yeah. The Whomping Willow? That's really dope. Why do all roads lead back to Harry Potter somehow, someway? Someway.

That's really funny. Okay, so you're in Greenville, South Carolina. Nick, I met up with Nick last night, Craig, kind of early on. We had a beer on King Street, and that's where the espresso martini conversation came from. Oh, gotcha. Well, you mentioned it to me the other day. Paige, what time of night do you have an espresso martini? Eight o'clock? Austin said it's his going home drink. You sick fuck. Okay.

We've got some conspiracies. We've called that a few times. Yeah, pages got loaded with conspiracies. One, the... All right, so you know, like, the owner, the CEO of the shipping company, which some people are saying she doesn't own the boat that crashed, but, like, four days ago... Into the Baltimore Bridge, right? Yeah, her Tesla locked her in...

Her car claimed it had a power failure, but then reversed into a pond and drowned her. Locked all the doors and drowned her. Mitch O'Connell's sister-in-law. Okay, say that again. Did I say that right? That sounds like a conspiracy. It's not a conspiracy. No, look it up. So Tesla locked her in her car and drove into a lake and she drowned.

After she crashed the boat? No, four days prior to the boat accident. She didn't crash. I'm so confused. Okay. Okay. So Angela Chow. Thank you. Was the CEO of a shipping company. Okay. And she is Senator Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law. Got it. Okay. Okay. See, that's obviously the part that I missed. She's the CEO. She wasn't. And her Tesla drove into a Texas pond and she drowned to death.

they're trying to say she was intoxicated but like it doesn't make any sense because if she's not yeah like that that is a that is a plot of a television show that i feel like that's right i've seen this not what you say she said maybe southern charm who do you want to be in the car page oh okay she said myself yeah who do you want to be in the car go me

That's like the perfect answer. I mean, it has to be. You can't say anyone else but yourself. He was like, you got to get one of these hammers to break the window in your car. And I was like, I obviously have that. I don't. And that's actually I do. I do. I do. I do. Do you know what to use to break your windows if you do not have a hammer? A coin. No. And by hammer, guys, there's a special thing that you can keep in the napkin holder on your door. Wait, what do you call the pocket on your door? I call the napkin holder.

I call it like a, I mean, it only catches crumbs. I don't know what the hell it is. Yeah. A little coins, like little thing right there. No, no. On your door. Yeah. On your door. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. No, down below. Oh, down below. Oh, right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I love an Hopkins down there.

So if you don't have anything to break your window with, you use your seatbelt. So you undo your seatbelt and you put the metal clip in your fist and you punch through the window. Okay. Good. Good to know. On Mythbusters, they also, you open the window, let the car fill with water, and then you can just open the door. What? What are you, a stuntman? Really?

No, that's what they did on Mythbusters. I actually remember that episode of Mythbusters. Well, yeah, because then there wouldn't be any pressure against it. But still, you got to be ready to hold your fucking breath and keep your cool. Well, you're punching a window. You're using a lot of energy to do that. When it comes rushing. Because then it's just going to hit you all in the face. Nope.

As opposed to you open it up and you're like, okay, I've gone this far. Now I have to go through with this. Basically, you got to stay calm as you can. You have to stay calm. Well, when your robot car is trying to kill you. Well, yeah, I guess this is in a normal car. I mean, science fiction is coming true.

I mean, didn't the end of the world video that you just watched, Austin, start with a shipping container losing power and running aground? Yes. And it just happened in Baltimore? Oh, that weird Julia Roberts movie or whatever? It wasn't weird. It totally could happen. I feel like it totally could happen because... What do you think it would take for you to be like, I need to get to Charleston pretty quick? Come here.

What does that even mean? Like if shit's in the van? Like if shit's in the van, like I said, what would have to happen for you to be like, I probably should get to Charleston pretty quick? Craig, you walked into that. Like, I don't know what you were thinking that she was going to say. The Harris Teeter goddamn lines all move down there.

Oh, wait, what about the Harris Teeter lines? He thinks everyone moves slow in Charleston. I can't go into the Harris Teeter without having a fucking panic attack. I haven't been. Whoa. Because one time we went, because like when you're getting a sub maid, like everyone's talking to each other and the deli workers are talking to each other. Yeah. So I was made. It took two hours. She had to go sit in the car. That was when you first started to hang out down there.

But now like the self-checkout lines. That's funny. Things I've never thought about. Well, I told him that this was the first time that I've seen you a little worried on the street. Ten years of living in New York City, I've been scared. Do you have any friends, Paige? Do you have any friends that have been victim? Do you know anyone that got hit? I don't know them directly, but like a few girls I follow on TikTok. Yeah, they were. All since that Bethany Frankel got punched. Yeah.

It's crazy. Where does your sister live? Upper East area. Oh, she does? Well, it's like a midtown east. It's like right on the cusp of Upper East. So close. Yeah. Austin's excited to see their new apartment. Yeah, I mean, congrats, by the way. That's awesome. You know it's two times the size of this? Isn't that crazy? I didn't tell him where it is. Can I tell him where it is? Upper West Side.

Dude, I, okay. I haven't explored. It is an untapped territory of New York City for me. I feel like every time I come, I'm like, I want to go check out, you know, the Upper West Side or the Upper East Side more. There's a lot of shit on it, but it's so, it's a lot of families, but they have, the Upper West has some of the best Italian restaurants in New York City, I think.

Alright, well let's get Gary to come through wearing a wife beater and just fucking let's just order it up. I meant to tell you this. I don't know if it's healthy for either of you. You don't know what? If it's healthy. Gary's a maniac and I love it. It happens and I'm scared. It's hilarious. Gary and I are

We're engaged in a full-on fucking DM conversation right now. We are sending each other... I thought that you were making your Europe plans together. He literally is talking to me about post-Capri plans. He's like, let's go to Milan, and then we're going to go... I forget where else he said. Just look it up. We're going to honeymoon. Gary and I are basically going on a little mini-moon.

That's great. Gary. Oh, and then obviously Diddy's on the run, but they arrested him. But a lot of people are saying that the man that they arrested is 100% not Diddy.

It's an Apple bag. What? Really? Capri, Milan, and then Como. That's what Gary wants to do with me. You guys are going to leave Como to get through? He literally said Como. I was like, Gary, do you have a girlfriend or something that you're also going to bring along? He was like, why are you asking me that, bro? That's weird. I was like, it's not weird. I just want to know if you have a girlfriend. Should I bring mine? What are we talking here? He just has aspirations. He's a beach kind of guy.

Austin used to be that, but he's not anymore. She said Gary's a big don't bring sand to the beach kind of guy. Yeah, I can tell. Sometimes I wish his crab was single so that they could hang out. Well, why do you think that he talks to me so much? Why do you think he talks to me so much? Because he's like, you know, Craig's boring, man, because he's dating my sister. So I want to become friends with Austin. That's funny. Yeah, it's kind of a great power play.

It's, you know, and Craig's like, hey, man, what's wrong with me? And he's like, he's also hedging it for like, if me and Paige don't work out, he doesn't have to break up with you. You know, him and you would still be friends. That would really make for an interesting network of ties between us. I could be like, what? What the hell is going on? I'm like, hey, dude, I'm going to hang out with Gary tonight. Like, I'm friends with Sierra. What is that? I'm friends with Gary and Paige. Yeah. Yeah.

Which, yeah, no, I'm not going to go there. We could have our own reality show. Hey, guess what? We both do. It's so weird. It's almost like our friend group should have a reality show. Oh, wait. Oh, it's so silly. Oh, wait. Craig was just high as balls on Summer House.

telling the new guy that it was totally cool that he's hitting on page because why wouldn't you hit on page? It was actually a good move, Craig, and I know that you're proud of it. It was the only move. He thought he had me in checkmate, but I had a move. I reversed everybody on that one. And, you know, reversed all four. It wasn't even really him. It was Kyle. Kyle's the one that got reversed on.

And just when you thought that it was going to be Kyle, that was going to have to answer for some stuff. He pulls the Uno reverse on you. And then you pulled the Uno reverse on him. Well, yeah, it was beautiful. Actually. I love that we can appreciate each other's art. All right, dude. Well, I have a, I have a zoom call with Gary to kind of iron out our details in Como together. So I guess this is where I leave you guys. Anything else that you want to add, Craig?

All right, guys. Well, now it's fun to podcast together again. It's funny. I read the same question every week and we never answer it because I don't have one, but it's been on there for at least two years. What's the coolest thing you've ever done? I knew it. I knew that was the one. I knew that that was the question. I know Arthur Martin is in New Zealand and I read Craig's book with all the different things he has done. But what would you say is the number one?

Yeah, I still don't have an answer for that. So what's the coolest thing that you think? What'd you say, Craig? What? What's the coolest thing that you've ever done? He said, fuck his girlfriend. I was just kidding. Craig, you fucking loser. I like it. No wonder why Gary wants to hang out with me more.

The coolest thing I've ever done is throw the first pitch at the Orioles game. Oh, yeah. Throwing the first pitch at the Orioles game was cool. But I think moving to the Bahamas for a year. Yeah, yeah. That was a good move, Craig. That was a good move. I just had like three years of being like a vagabond where I literally was in –

I literally was in Vail and then New Zealand and then moved to Madison, Wisconsin, opened a bar with my buddies. And then I was like, I need to chill. I tell people that a lot, actually. Whenever they're like, Madison. I'm like, I'll open a bar there. Yeah, I opened a bar there. I didn't know what I was doing. I was like 25 and we were just having the most fun. And then I was like, I need to chill out for a second. So then I moved to Charleston.

And I guess I did the opposite of chill out. I found myself friends with you idiots. And now here we are. All right, besties. Well, we'll see you next week. Thanks for joining us. Bye, guys. Bye, Paige. Bye, Nick. Hotels.com knows that planning your book club's annual trip can get chaotic. Self-improvement Steve needs a hotel gym, and horror Harriet ghosted the group chat about budget. Collaborate, vote on your favorites, and book all in the app. Find your perfect somewhere with Hotels.com.

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