Why The Sidemen Keep Disappearing | What’s Good | #259
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What did you think the last lie you told yourself was? Seems like he's a good role model for them, but what's that gonna do, you know? I'm not gonna lie, I was praying when you were down for a lot. If he was salting his balls, I assume if he goes into camp, he's out of sight. My heart was, like, broken. Because at the end of the day, right, you're an adult and it's just grass. I don't want to look at it there. Very strange of me. I apologise on every count. Yo, what's up, guys, and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. I thought you wasn't gonna clap that, it'd just make you look so stupid. So, first of all, I've got a few topics to bring us in. This might be Jon's last episode with us. What? What?

Yeah. Okay. Wait. Rumours on the street of him moving to the Fellas. Oh. I was watching England yesterday. Wait, does John know about this? Yeah, he does. I believe I know what he's referring to. He knows where I'm going now. He knows where I'm going. Yeah, so I was with Proddy yesterday. Yeah. And he goes, I've got John on the podcast next week. So John's going on Proddy's podcast. What?

Which, number one... But you hate him. Yeah, I thought you hated him too. Yeah, that's my plan. You do also call his TikToks cringe as well. Yeah, all the time. I'm sat around just going, oh, thinking about prodding his TikToks. Yeah, I'm going on to have an argument. Are you going to fight him on the podcast? Is it a face-to-face?

He's gonna do a face-off. He told me, you were gonna come yesterday to the place we were at, and I was like, I'm gonna get you guys to do a face-off. And he was like, well, I was gonna do that on my podcast. So, sorry, man. This is fine, by the way. I'm really excited for this to happen. But I really wish we could have had, like, the banter on this one, or on the fellas or something. What do you mean? As in, like, on what's good, or fellas? Because he's behind the fellas on the paywall, isn't he? I wanted the people to see this, you know? Maybe on TikTok, you'll see bits. Yeah, true. And they also did, like, make friends, didn't they, recently? Well...

Yeah, we had a chat at the pub. Everyone's trying to manufacture a fake beef. I know, I know. I've been trying really hard. That's what I'm saying. It's ruined now. You guys like each other. It's annoying. Why do you want it so badly? I don't really want it. I love you both. I do love you both. It's about what the comments may think.

I do. Right, that's number one. How do you feel about that? Fine with it? Yeah. I mean, John's a bit of a snake, but it's fine. Yeah, that's it. You do move quite snaky, you know. But not on purpose. What the fuck are you referring to? You do it with like a really like...

Warm heart, but I don't know. What are you referring to? I thought mine was clearly a joke. Okay, so for example, John films Sidemen stuff, films your stuff, but he's not like full-time in either of them. He can film for other people. But he'll be like, he'll feel bad for filming for someone else and then pose the question to you or me, say, and be like, so I'm filming with Danny Aarons.

What do you think about that? - You do that to be fair. - Yeah, I'm like, do you want me to think? - I'm being considerate. I'm being upfront. - What do you actually expect the answer to be? Like if I said, oh, you shouldn't really be doing that. You should be filming for just me and the Sidemen. If I said that, what would you do? - I'd be like, at that point, give me a fucking contract. - So you're not really giving us any options. - It's like when your partner goes, oh, which jumper do you like best? This one or that one? And you go this one. They go, oh no, I want the other one.

I like having things out in the open, right? There's no, I don't want, yeah, that's, I think it'd be snaky if I'm slithering around. I'm right here. You'd be like, Oh, by the way, I'm doing work with people. I hope that's okay. No, it's okay. Okay.

Okay, anyway, next thing. So I was playing golf recently with Harry, Theo and Josh. And me and Harry played again for some reason. So we did two 18s in a row. We had a wager. Did I tell you this? JJ's? No, okay, cool. We had a wager and we're trying to think what could be the perfect bet. The original one was going to be loser has to go watch England on pitch side. That's the worst forfeit you could imagine. Yeah, but I had half of it so I was like, I can't do it anyway if I lost.

And then the other one we found out, it took us a while to come up with this, was if he wins, I'll buy him a Legends of Blue Eyes box. Okay. You get a booster box. How much is that? Well, he kept thinking it was less than it was. He's like, not an expensive one, but I think it's like a grand. I'm pretty sure. Okay. It's still a pretty big bet. That's a big bet. Yeah. And then if I won, if I beat him, he will come on the podcast, this What's Good podcast, whenever I want.

As in you can literally just say... As long as he's not Sidemen. I don't know the result of this, but the fact that you haven't told me that means I know you lost. Well, he's down. Come on, suit, anyway. He said I'm down when I'm free. So you lost. No, no, we tied. We tied. Oh. We tied.

He was like three up front nine and I brought it back. We tied perfectly. We also both shot like our handicap distance. So I was like seven ahead of him, which should be how it is, I think. But yeah, so if he's not got, obviously sidebending, no way. But if he's free, if he's in the country, he has to just change it to come on the podcast.

So I was actually trying to win, and they were like, that's pretty sick. But he's down to come on anyway. Well, you've been playing a lot of golf recently. Yeah, yeah. Because we filmed another couple videos the other day. Yeah, we filmed three Big Wedge videos. And I think we can mention we did the Big Wedge Major. Mini Major. We did. The Mini Major. Mini Major. Yeah. Although it took a long time, so maybe it'll all be that way. I do think we can get through 18 if we start with that mentality. Yeah, 100%. We slowed down a lot when we went to swap teams. We didn't film a video before as well. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I'm going to call him out.

Josh just needs to play quicker, man. Josh needs to play so much quicker. I know Josh will see this. So, Josh, you are a slow golfer, but not in the way that most slow golfers are slow. I don't mind if you're there taking a couple of practice shots. Remember when Luke used to do like six practice shots? Pretty annoying, but it's fine. But Josh, like...

Like, he's everything around, like, getting to the ball and moving around the golf course is very slow. Like, he'll get to a putt and he'll go... He's about to take the putt and he goes, wait, what's this for? One, two, three, four. I'm like, it changes nothing. Your shot is still the same shot. Do that and work out afterwards. He'll be like, one minute, one minute, get ready. Then I'll be like, oh, man, and start looking back at it. I'm like, bro, do your thing, yeah. So it's like...

Slow but not slow. Yeah. I would forgive it if you're doing practice shots because obviously you want to be locked in, you know, that's fine. But the interim. Yeah. Well, like the way he drives around. And he shoots like 10 every once in a while. I'm joking, I'm joking. He does. Yeah, we've done quite a few. We released Drunk Golf as well. Drunk Golf is doing really well. I actually,

I actually was looking at the numbers on it because we have no 1 out of 10 yet, which I actually like that. Yeah. It makes me go and look at the numbers. I wish you could just turn it off. Yeah, I honestly wish you could do that. Because if I see it's 8 out of 10, I'm not going to look at the stats. Whereas, like, if I don't see it, I'm going to look and be like, okay, click throughs more. I'm like, okay, it's not that bad, you know. But the new one is doing better than the second one.

Yeah. At this time, if that makes sense. I feel like you guys used to make videos that make kids look at it and go, oh, wow, I wish I was doing that. And now you're getting drunk and playing golf and making money from it. And then there's probably old men looking at you guys going, oh, God, I wish I was doing what they're doing. I think your point makes sense, but the execution of it was wrong. The videos we used to make was like GTA just saying crazy shit, which I guess kids will enjoy that, but no. So you just need...

You just need Harry on the thumbnail, to be honest. Yeah. No, it's true. It's true. I'm the only one that hasn't done one. Yeah, come back on that one again, Nick, if you can. That's just us, but yeah. You and Harry are both gone, you know? The two most thumbnail-able people. Thumbnail-able sounds weird. It does. It sounds nail-able. We obviously have the six of us. Yeah. And then far right, we've got Seb. Seb. Yeah, true. Because Seb is, he is part of the channel. He is, yeah. But he's obviously like a...

Yeah, he's like a silent partner that's also in some videos. He's like a ref in a lot of them, Judy Kaye. He's also in one coming out soon, isn't he?

Yes. Turkey. Yeah. Seb's sick, man. Also, you know what I realized? We need Seb in certain matches. So you know if we play other people, we have to have Seb. Oh yeah, 100%. Free's the best player. He's like 50 handicap, which is still average. Yeah. So if we go play someone really good, we need Seb. We all sit there and go like, yeah, Free's is just too good, man. Free's is so good. And then you see other people that play off like one. Yeah. I think I played with Seb yesterday and he was like four over after like...

16 he was like oh I'm not doing that well yeah that's that's horrific well me and so we were going to film two days we ended up filming one day then me, Freezy Seb and Harry played again and we lost me and Seb lost against Harry and

Freezy. And they played unbelievable. Harry was three under through five. Jesus. You got three birdies in a row, I think. Oh my God. He's got, yeah, he had pussy putting lessons. I'm telling you, the difference on camera is horrible. I was chatting to him yesterday. I was trying to figure out how I felt. How did you feel? Were you nervous? Uh, no.

I was only nervous of like, I wasn't nervous about doing bad, but I was nervous about doing like... This makes no sense. Really bad. Yeah, really bad. Like if I did, you know, if I'm getting like eights, it's annoying, but it is what it is. If I'm getting tens and having to pick the ball up, that's when I'm like, I just don't want that. I honestly wouldn't mind losing the whole major, but...

I don't want to play badly. Yeah. Yeah. I have no spoilers, but I didn't play as well as I could play. I'll tell you that. The way I felt, I was trying to figure it out. I was in my head on the day trying to figure it out. I didn't feel nervous. Like, you know, when you go to, I've done shows before and you've probably done events before where your heart's going. You're like, I'm literally nervous. None of that at all.

But I was playing like I was nervous. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie, I was praying on your downfall a lot. Of course, you have to. No, it was you and Harry, because you were the only two talking in the chat about hoping other people did badly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I just hope both of these two. Well, to be fair, we were like very at the start being like, okay, I thought there'd be a lot more shit talking. But then when you come to it, like if someone plays a bad shot, you don't really want to be like, that sucked, you know? Not yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once we've done one or two of them, and you've established like, okay, who's going to win this? Who's going to win this? Whatever. Yeah.

Then you can start doing it.

But first one, I think everyone was just like, right, let's just try and get... I'm glad we've done it because now I know what to expect going into the next one. Because I... Obviously, I played better when I played off camera and I was like, oh, if only we were filming today. But Harry was like, nah, because... You wouldn't have played that well if you were filming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what I realised it was, I was playing on the cameraman's time, if that makes sense. So I wasn't like... Sometimes you line the shot up and then the cameraman has to run over from the other shot. And then you're like, all right, you ready? Yeah. Then you take your shot and scuff it.

I wasn't rushing, but I was never really prepared for each shot. Where instead of saying you got to get like a little pre-shot routine. So now I've started to do that, you know, where it's like, okay, people do like, they pull it back three times or whatever. I'm going to stop doing that just so that like, no matter what,

it's like i'm doing my little routine yeah yeah because some ways i'm set up wrong i'm like oh i want to reset up but i'm like i don't want to do it on camera and waste everyone's time and i know like they're filming me to then run across and then film like harry's shot so i'm like yeah because there's minor things like there's one point where i'm about to take a shot line it up and i stop for a second i look down there's like a really small bug on the ball yeah yeah and i think i should stop yep

move the bug off yeah take my shot yep instead i try and hit it same like not on my teeth my teasing wrong i'm like i'm my teasing wrong yeah i don't change it and my shot's bad i'm like well you know you can't you can't say to everyone like oh the tea was wrong and yeah everyone just so and when we play as friends it's usually often it's like oh you go one up two up it's match play so you can always lose a hole badly and start again and be fine it's a stroke play so like if you who in a hole every shot you're like well it's just

getting worse especially bad but um that's the golf stuff yeah i mean this is my favorite channel at the moment it's fun it's doing well as well like i think there's a bit of like i mean we predicted what did we predict like we threw in a k right i said i'd hope between 300 and 500k probably yeah yeah that was my like if we do that i'm very gassed yeah click a like on the video nick just give us a little boost man i was gonna ask you guys do you think big wedge uh will outlive the sideman channel

I don't think so. I don't think either will, if that makes sense. You think they'll both die together kind of thing? No, no, no. I think more so. I mean, I don't think the Simon channel will ever necessarily stop. It might not be what it is now every week, but, you know, in the future, I'm sure I can see you guys do like a, it could be a podcast. It could be a Simon podcast. You know, Sidecast could be on there. Who knows? What did you think about playing at nighttime compared to daytime?

I've never seen like a night time cool scene. It's a lot harder. Yeah. You can't judge distance anywhere near as much. It doesn't look on camera that nice either. I thought it was going to look really cool, but it kind of looks a bit just... Find a shot? Instead of like the... Let's just wait for this one. What is this? Go compare? Cool. You know what I mean? This is not bad actually. No, it does look nice. I think the first grade we had maybe was really bad. It does look really nice too. Yeah. But yeah.

Love the channel. It's fun, man. So I was going to say, it's doing really well, but that third video, it didn't do as good as the others. I didn't even look. Okay, cool. I saw it go above 500, and I was like, cool. Yes, that's what I swash. On to the next one. Obviously, if you asked me before if we're going to get all videos being on 600k, I'd be like, yeah, no, that'd be sick. But now, because everyone's did like mil. I want to go down in the comments.

You're not going to find it. There's one guy who was like, it just got posted. And an hour in, he's like, oh, the first video got a million or 1.6 million and this one hasn't. No one cares. And I'm like, just come out. So now it's not even okay. I want to go ask this guy and reply and be like, now what, bro? Now what? And also, I think this is my only video where I did well.

I didn't do well in a single one in Turkey. Turkey, yeah. I'm so excited for these to all be gone and just to start fresh from the other day. You had a good day the other day. I did have a good day. Yeah. Decent day. Yeah. I had a very good video. That first one was unreal. Yeah. So we've got a concept coming on the Big Wedge channel that we think is going to be really good. We could

You can probably explain it. Yeah, okay, sure. Because it was on the comment anyway. So someone commented on a video saying, why don't you do like Among Us golf to try and fit it in? I read it first before Frida put it in the chat and I was like, oh, it sounds a bit gimmicky. But when Frida explained it, I was like, oh, it actually sounds really good. Essentially, you have an imposter, obviously, like Among Us. By the way, it's not Among Us golf. It's just, it's like, we're not going to be just around. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. There's a mafia sort of thing. So there's an imposter.

Obviously none of the boys know There's two teams One imposter on the whole video So both teams have got a guess 3v3 scramble One imposter Thank you That's why he hosts videos That's it So that person Their whole aim is to make their team lose And also not be known That they are the imposter Yeah It's a lot of fun to see And it's something we can keep repeating as well And I think it's one of the

Not only, but it's one of the videos where being bad is not a problem. Because we are obviously... The only issue with Big Wedge is that we are not very good collectively yet. So you've got all these good golf channels. You've got Good Good, you've got Rick Shields, all these popular sports who aren't the best either, but then you've got that fat press guy who's good. The only thing you can say about Big Wedge is that it's not good golf. But it's getting there. It's getting there. Like the golf we played...

some of the golf we played the other day was a hundred times better than that yeah yeah yeah but some of it was also as bad yeah yeah yeah for sure scramble's fine because hopefully one person out of three hits a good shot you know but this imposter one is good because if you play badly it could be like you're doing it on purpose because you're an imposter so it's like it really helps us be in shit but we all get everyone's getting better fast we actually are but it's just you know it is tough um

But it's a fun channel. Yeah, sure. Well, we released a Sidemen video that was us in the forest. Yeah. I don't know. You probably haven't watched it. I haven't watched it. No. But I've heard about it. A lot of the comments are actually just like, they love it. Yeah. They're actually like, this is like old school Sidemen. You're all in it, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We're all in that, aren't we? Yeah, all of you. All together. Yeah. So we're all in the forest and I kind of hosted it. And I was like, I don't really know what I'm doing in this video because I'm hosting it, but I'm not just going to stand around. So I go, all right.

Three of you need to go get the food for the group. So three of them went off and I gave them a direction and they just had to go that way until they found it. What was the food like? You flattened it? Yeah, it was like a thing of, you know, like burgers and stuff, but they had to cook them later. The other three have to build the shelter. So they just had to... I saw the shelter in the chat. It actually was really impressive. Oh, really? Okay. But, so when we first started the like talks of it, I said, how legit do you want to do this in terms of...

Do you want me to give you the materials to do it? Do you want me to... We're not allowed to actually cut trees down. That's why a lot of people saw. They were like, they didn't even cut trees down. This is fake. We weren't allowed. So they had branches scattered. And Harry and Ethan both went like, in two hours, we could build it legit. So I said, okay, I'm not going to give them anything. That's what they've asked for.

After two hours, they just had a bunch of sticks. It was still okay, but it was like, you're not surviving in it. He did this on the hunted video. We had that challenge where we had to be silent for eight minutes and start building this. But fixing it, wow, rare appearance. It was like... What did you think of the shelter, John, before...

Are you talking prior to Tops? Way prior to Tops. There was an idea there I could see. But it wasn't going to help them, really. As in they weren't going to be able to sleep in there. Is there an ad in this? What's the ad for? Iceland size? Oh, nice, nice. Your own ad, internal ad. You look good there.

Thanks. I was so ill on this shoot. Oh, yeah, you had that week where you were bunged up, we call it up north. Yeah. Do you call it bunged up? Yeah. Cool. You didn't create that. No, I didn't think I did.

I think they would have had an easier time had it also not rained because that's demoralizing. Yeah, the rain was horrendous. That's Mother Nature. But yeah, after about an hour or two of this, they kind of realized, oh, we need some tarp. I saw a comment saying Harry's shirt was... Yeah, Harry TikTok right now is going off. Do you reckon he leaned into it?

I don't know. Part of me thinks he does. Because he's not the kind of guy to do it, but who knows? In closed doors. But he is also doing it. Yeah. He's doing it without saying he's doing it. Which is what you have to do because you start mentioning it. He's the imposter. Yeah, he is the imposter. Yeah.

But yeah, the concept as well is basically I also had like a forest shop. Yeah. So they can complete tasks that I gave them. If they complete a task, they get a token. They can spend the token on things. Like inside sort of. Yeah. So this was the video after inside. Got you. You know, I had like tools like saws, sweets. I had stuff like that. I was at your shop. Yeah. Little tuck shop.

So here, this point, Harry and Ethan, well, Harry goes, he goes, oh, how much are those? And I turn around and he grabs a bunch of stuff and sprints off. And I'm like, if they don't bring them back, I'm going to go destroy the shelter. Oh, okay. But this is the weird part because I'm like, I have to enforce the rules. Yeah, you do. But at the same time, I'm staying there. So I'm like, I don't want to. You're ruining your own crib. They'll tell me to turn around. Where is it?

Who's that camera? Who's on this camera right here? Who's on that one? Not me. Okay. What did they take? Just the ties? They took cable ties. Yeah. But then I go up here and say like, all right, they've got to give me the cable ties back or I'm going to destroy the shelter. As I'm walking up, I think like 10 seconds later, Vic sprints ahead of me and tells them, wait, where is it? So like Vic's with me. Yeah. He tells the others to, I literally watched them try and steal that as well.

He tells them to hide the cable ties, but he tells them this in front of me. Hide them. He literally takes them. Look. So they have cable ties and they're like, oh shit, he's coming. Look at this guy, man. He knows what he's doing, doesn't he? He does, man. He does. Look, I'm probably like 20 yards from there. And he goes... Look what he's standing like. He's standing like Action Man. He goes, quick, quick. Hide them by that tree. Hide them by the tree. I'll give him half. You're there. So...

I'm trying to follow what you're saying, but I can't stop looking at Harry. It's too much. It's thirst-toughing. But yeah, I hit it a couple times. Did you break it? I broke like three branches. It literally didn't make any difference. You pierced that though, right? That went through it. No, no. It was water on it. Oh, okay. It smashed up. Okay.

So JJ obviously has had his fight announced or alluded to. He was doing a 2v1 thing or something. Yeah. What's going to happen with that? Is he going to be out again? I assume so. I assume if he goes into camp, he's out of Sidemen again. That's camp. Sorry. Right. Bad joke. Yeah, so what video went out? Oh, the restaurant video is missing Vic. Yeah, correct. So we're missing Vic in that video, I think.

another video will come out that Vic's not in and then Vic comes back and I think JJ's out so we're not going to have seven Sidemen in a video for a while no it's not the Sidemen anymore it's the Simon it's me just you is there anyone left alright

What? I don't know. I'm just being stupid. Do you reckon... That video got a really good reception. It ended up... It was a big 10 out of 10. Really? It was 400k behind another one. When did you lose it? Because of the Euros. Yeah, I was going to say. And now it's a... I believe it's a 3 out of 10. Yeah, so 8.7 looks high for Sidemen. Can we have a look at the most recent Sidemen videos? I feel like it's very easy to be like...

Out of the loop this sideburns. Sometimes it's three out of ten. Nice. Oh, inside. Obviously, I was like, in my head, I was like, I've not seen any sideburns come out for ages because it's inside. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I think the camping video has had the most positive comments I've seen on a sideburn video in ages. 100%. Yeah. It did so well. That haunted one, I don't think that's one of those like the best. No. I feel like the sideburn could do better.

It's a weird one as well. I mean, me and Vic are both missing from the haunted one. Yeah. But it is effectively, I know that it's not the seven side men together, but it is the five side men just all together having fun. Yeah, that's still a big part, you know. It's like not two teams. It's not like two teams are bad either, but seven of them was in real life. That was actually really fun. Yeah. What happened to the, are you going to put that out at some point? Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. We are at some point. Who knows when? It just kind of, it just in my head feels like a long time ago.

yeah and then i assume by the time this podcast goes up i think we've done a restaurant video that i'm excited to see the comments on that because okay it's gonna be it was a hectic shoot it sounded like very hectic yeah real quick so you know hot ones yeah that's a big show isn't it yeah when someone bigs on there gets loads of views yeah can you put that channel nick because i saw a tweet this morning that kind of blew my mind a little bit okay and it's like videos don't get that many views anymore like those kind of ones

And then you look at Mr. Beast, it's like 500 million views, 300 million views. Yeah. How crazy is that? He gets like more views than like, so I think someone referenced one recently. Shane Gillis, 4.4, cool. Lewis Hamilton, 4.4. Lewis Smith, 2.3. There's one that got 10 million views that the tweet was referencing. I can't remember who it was now, but.

I mean I guess these got a lot these are all years ago yeah find like 10 million views just get to the 10 million views threshold obviously the point is this is kind of irrelevant to the point but I just want to see do you want to go by most popular no no no there'll be

There'll be one that was within this year. Yeah. Two months ago, Conan O'Brien. Yes, that one, yeah. Conan O'Brien. I know in America, he's a huge talk show host, right? So him being on here is quite big. Two months ago, 10 million views. But then Mr. B's like 300 million views per video. It's like how... And also, he's not... Sorry, he is a celebrity now, but he's not mainstream. And he's just... It's crazy. You've got Mr. B's channel. But is that because he's got... But also think like hot ones now do literally just sit there and eat some hot wings. Yeah. As in...

that's not how much is that costing if they're not paying the guest yeah that's costing you six pounds yeah yeah you're right and it's the same thing every time so you kind of go there just to see the interview yeah person so i guess but it's just still quite crazy to think about and i guess also he's built missy's built for youtube like his primary thing is youtube rather than like talk shows and also worldwide he's got you know

Everyone watching these. These views are ridiculous. It's just crazy, isn't it? What's a failure for MrBeast? Under 100 mil. Is this a 105 bad thing? I think he'd be unhappy with 105, but I think under 100 is an actual stinky video. I think with his as well. I mean, he changes thumbnails even three months later. So I think like...

A lot of his videos just grow over time. Yeah, like these are all on 250. They're probably like the ones that are on 100 mil now in two months will be 150, 200. I do think YouTube sort of pushes vids, which is not a bad thing. I think they do kind of like, because clearly people enjoy them. They put them in the recommended a lot. And I know whenever I'm on YouTube, whenever I'm on like incognito or on a new computer, he's always there.

But I guess it's because it's just... I don't know. He's really changed his last like four videos though, how he does it. I don't know if you've watched any of them. I've seen them now and then. But like the one of the surviving in the wild. Can we pull up all his videos? He's got to scroll back up now. So like that one. Yeah. And...

I mean the 10 minutes in the room. That was quite cool. I enjoyed that. Yeah, that was cool because it was like a live 10 minute video. But that every day you survive in the wilderness, 26 minute video for him and the age 1 to 140 minutes. He's actually getting like storylines now. Oh, that Imagine City, I saw that one as well. Yeah, it's actually storylines rather than just like do this, explosion. Next thing, do this, explosion. It's crazy logistically, isn't it? How he does all this.

What as in like he's posting every other week? Yeah, I heard, well Seb was actually mentioning, so this might be paraphrasing quite a bit, but he was saying that he saw a podcast that MrBeast was on where he said that his shoot with the YouTubers, you know, the bigger YouTubers one, is like the most cameras ever used on a production ever. You know, all the GoPro's, all the cameras and stuff. And then he was saying like all the footage, Seb said all the footage was

of the camera of the video raw footage added up to more time than before time began but i think that's a bit of a hyperbole it must be probably there's no way yeah there's no way because like we're like trillions of years right yeah um but probably i don't know a really big amount of time um this thumbnail is weird isn't it that one the world's deadliest obstacle course yeah it doesn't look that no it doesn't look as good as a normal mr beast thumbnail have you seen viewstats.com

So he released this. Is that his one? Yeah, open it up, Nick. Viewstats.com. It shows you when people change thumbnails and when they change titles and stuff. It's pretty cool. Obviously, it's not sponsored, but... Oh, it's not working. Great. Go, MrBeast. I'll just click him. Because before, it was social play, wasn't it? Yeah. Social play is pretty enough. So there you go. It shows you the estimated views, estimated rank by views, so we can see people's now. If you go to videos, tab there, yeah, and just click his recent one. Yeah, it'll show you all the times he changed the thumbnail.

Scroll down a little bit. There you go. Some little changes. Open gallery. You're going to change it twice? I am. Okay, okay. What? Let's do an older one. You'd go on like... This one? Sure. Oh, wow. Maybe open gallery. Maybe it's like... Okay. Well, yeah. He's still doing A-B testing. The way he does videos is so crazy in terms of like he'll...

He probably has 10 videos on the go right now. He'll just be like, he'll just go, oh yeah, right now I have a guy living in a house and if he leaves the house, he loses all his money. But every day he stays in, he gets 10 grand or something like that. And he'll, you know, in six months time, it happens. Yeah. Because he told us about

You know when we did our Sidemen video? Yeah. He was filming one, which I don't know if it ever went out. I think he does scrap videos as well, which is crazy. Did he ever do a video? He did one, basically, he said that every pound the guy loses, he earns a thousand dollars or something like that. Yeah. Every pound in weight he loses. And the guy was like...

Big, big. Huge. Yeah. So for every pound he loses over a year. Maybe it's still going then. When was it? No, because he was like, no, this is when we filmed. Oh, the, the, what? Two years ago. Yeah. Ish.

yeah crazy maybe the guy maybe the guy failed and it's just really tragic no he'd already lost like he had already lost a stupid amount mad like he'd already lost even that forest one they were there for months right yeah they're surviving the wilderness it's pretty cool he just he probably hops in does his parts and leaves does another one it's kind of it's it's cool but i don't i mean inside is a good example of it well we're just kind of the hosts yeah so we are in it yeah

He kind of just turns up, does his hosting, and then can leave for three months and then come back. But he knows what works. For you guys, you had a lot of input inside. A lot of your decisions, you changed a lot of aspects of how maybe a normal reality show would go. So there's still you guys pulling strings. But then we do that video with all seven of us and everyone's like,

this feels so good to see all of you together just doing this yeah but then if you did if you did all seven every week it might get jarring you know if you did two teams every week it gets jarring it's nice that you can do different um different like like categories and different styles of videos one thing i was gonna bring up about mr beast but i just completely forgot cheers great nice it's impressive though yeah it's impressive oh no i want on the view stats i want to go on big wedge i want to see how predict projected subs oh okay yeah sorry that's what it was well yeah as a quick like

Thing we've basically decided we're gonna release a mini major when we hit 250k subs. Yeah, so if you're not subscribed, please please subscribe Look at that peak. That's a biggest peak in a while. Damn. There, projections on top, Nick. Middle one, top middle. All right, projection subs. 25 days, 287k. Damn. It's not even a month. We better start editing. Video won't be ready by then. Oh god. 387 in 50 days. Sick. And also it's gonna get higher if we actually do the call to action. Yeah, yeah. So...

Oh no. We actually need to start. We're too powerful. I do think it's a very good channel though. Yeah. But yeah. Well. Josh to get back. I need to get back. Fucking hell. I literally drove home.

By the way, on that day, I had no music on at all. Ten months to get a meal. Wow. You drove home with no music on? No podcast, no music. But just silence, just in your own head. Looking at the road. You know how you do your walk of shame? Yeah. I didn't allow myself to listen to music. I played music and it pissed me off. I was like, I don't deserve this. God, man. And it got off to the worst spot because it's like, you get so frustrated the next day you just love it, you know?

I have to listen, like, that whole journey there, I was just listening to, like, drum and bass and stuff like that. Yeah. You have to. It was fun, you know, like, I was really excited for it. Like, it was like Christmas. I was like, the night before, well, see, Freeze was salting his balls. Yeah. He was putting his balls. His golf balls. Sorry, yeah, sorry, sorry. His golf balls. I mean, I don't know what else he did, but yeah, he's putting his, to see which ones, I googled it. It tells you where to place the ball or something to keep the flight straight. Yeah, you throw them out if they don't, if they don't,

Bob evenly or something you throw them out but then I'll just go and buy some at the pro shop and use them I can't I lose too many balls to be able to like find the right ones but yeah man I've got a match with Theo on Monday for Grand

You need to stop betting. Yeah, but I... See, Theo, I thought Theo... Because when I do it with Calox, Calox is a bit of a gambler too, or just a lot of bets. So I said, Theo, like a grand, thinking he would in no way do that. He was like, no way, let's do 50. And then it went round the whole room. And then he was like, nah, let's do a grand. I said, let's change it. I said, let's play for pride. Like, literally, let's play for just pride. Whoever wins is better. Yeah. I think I would care more. I would try harder than...

Would you ever do a pink slip style where if you play Theo, if he wins, he gets to take your place at Big Wedge? No. But would you need to do like Go Golfers versus Big Wedge? Who would you pair up? Who do we put forward? I guess whoever's free. Harry and Theo, you'd have to put Freezy. Freezy. Maybe me or Kallax. Or you. It could be me if Freezy's better than Harry. Yeah, yeah. Then I'm a little bit worse than... I think you are better than you think you are.

My scores literally prove I'm not. There's some shots you hit that are outrageous. It doesn't matter though. Because some shots I admit like I hit a yard. Yeah, true. Has anyone from Big Wed got a hole-in-one yet? Calyx, every time we play a short hole, Calyx brings up the fact that he got a hole-in-one in his video. But that's it? Like, do you... Alright, let's talk about this. Do you consider it a hole-in-one? Like...

He's done it in the video. He's got a hole-in-one in the video. Has he got a hole-in-one? I would say, not to be a hater, I would say no. Because he also takes it halfway through the hole. He changes where the tee box is, which is cool. Okay, fine. But I think a hole-in-one has to be, you're playing a golf course, you rock up, hit the ball, goes in. If you're hitting 2,000 shots... It was his first shot of the day, though, wasn't it?

Yeah. But what does that mean? That's the only thing that... That's the only reason why I would lean towards yes. But I'd still say no. I'm not downplaying his video. It's a sick video and a sick accomplishment. Yeah. But I think like... I don't know. I don't know. What do you guys think? Have you all seen it? I didn't know that he took it from halfway to the hole. Yeah, he basically just...

made a rough distance and was like I'm just going to place the tee box here and he had to do it from a mat because of the fact that like he's going to take so many divots yeah so I think from the mat's fine yeah and if he'd hit it from a tee box a legitimate tee box I'd say it's a hole in one yeah

But I wouldn't... No, not now that I know that he's... If I sit on a dartboard for like 48 hours or whatever a week and just try and get 180 or a nine dart or whatever, I'm going to get it at some point. But then I'd say you've done it. It's a bit like hitting the crossbar from the halfway line. If you do it on a full-size pitch, full-size goal, fair bit. Then if you suddenly get a small Samba goal and do it on a five-a-side pitch...

I don't think you can go around being like, I hit... Say you're in the NBA, right? And someone at halftime does one of those things where you win a hundred grand if you get it in. And some guy rocks up, throws it first time and it goes in. Everyone goes crazy. If that stadium watched him do it for 48 hours and he got it, I don't think I'd even celebrate. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, well done, pal. You know what I mean? But now I'm sounding like I'm hating on Luke. Because I think the chances of getting that hole-in-one are so much lower, even if you take so many chances. To be fair, when he says I've got a hole-in-one, he doesn't actually go like... He kind of just makes it a joke. What's the distance, 148? Hole-in-one this, you know? So he's not trying to claim it. I don't know. You were close. I did get very close. You were very close to the day. I was genuinely...

Two foot. Three foot. At some point during the day. I won't say what video, but it was on camera. I did, yeah. That video is really good. That one you're referencing. I think it's one of our best videos. Is that it? Yeah. I mean, I would say I got a hole in one. Like, if I was him, I would say that. Yeah, you know what? This is sick. Look at that. That's sick.

But like look where it's just the fact that that's clearly not a tea box. Like you can see the tea box behind him. Yeah. I'm glad this video did well. I remember at the start it was like not doing very well and it picked up heavily. He spent like four months editing it. Yeah. He got it like four times as well. The best part of it was the ones where it back spins. Yeah it's nicer when it lands right next to it and slowly goes in. That's not sick though. It is very sick. I'd be gassed if I did it. I would. But at the same time...

Not all of them. Yeah, I want to see him get one in real life. I reckon, you see Bob the Sports got one. I put it in the chat. The guy who did Bob the Sports got one. Yeah. Video banged. We need one to get one at a time. Well, we've talked a lot about golf, but the biggest sport right now. Yeah. Football. Euros. Yeah. Stinky. Stinky.

England is just weird, man. We're so boring. That's the worst part about it, you know. It's boring. It's not even that we're not really... Well, we're bad as well. Yeah. I want to see some fun, you know. Because when we win 1-0 or whatever, like...

Even if it's boring, it's like, okay, but we're winning. I'd happily win every game 1-0 and win the Euros. It is hard. Like, tournament football is hard as well. Like, think about the major league. You get more nervous. I'm sure players are more nervous for these games than they are Burnley away, you know, in Premier League. Well, at the time of recording this, England drew 1-0 yesterday to Denmark. So if we've played again and we're amazing or entertaining...

We haven't seen that yet. Yeah. Just as a heads up. This will come out the day after we play Slovenia. Yeah, I know that's going to happen. They're going to be amazing and they're going to be like, oh, Simon and Randy clearly didn't watch it. Yeah, yeah. Foden scores like four goals. Yeah. But yeah, I just can't. I can't deal with it. I know. I sat there yesterday thinking like, okay, here we go. We're watching England again. Yeah. I was bored by it.

I mean, I think it's just due to my circumstances at the minute, but I'm not as excited for this year as I have been before. World Cup, I was super excited. And the previous years, remember, we watched the Germany game.

Remember when you went to Wembley to watch England-Germany? Yeah, that Euro was really exciting. That was when we lost against Italy. And my heart was like broken for a week. Do you think that's because it was a home Euros? It definitely added a lot. Yeah, if we can go to a game. I think we've got the next one. Do we? Yeah. Yeah, no, that definitely added a lot. I think it was also because we'd just come out of lockdown and then one of them was cancelled due to lockdown as well. But it also just kind of... Yeah, there we go.

That was the year everyone was like, I think everyone believes every year. Everyone's like, nah, this is our year, this is our year. But I feel like I've felt it less this year. Yeah. I think also the real elephant in the room is we're getting older. Yeah. And things just don't matter anymore. Well, that's depressing. It's like when you're a kid and you do all the Santa stuff and then you get older and you're like, nah, I sold it off, man.

More shit to deal with. What I find so funny is the fact that JJ's just tweeting so much about it and tweeting like, we won't win the Euros if Kane starts. Okay, yeah, because I was skimming the chat yesterday, but is it just because we keep teasing him that he's gone extra? Yes. JJ's also saying that he's bigging up Saka.

Too far. Because they're Arsenal fans. Yeah. And at first I thought he was joking. You can say Saka's amazing, everything like that, you know. But he is literally saying, like, Saka is the only player that's playing amazingly. Saka's... He was saying, like, Saka's got two assists already. And it's like, the first one I don't think got awarded to him. And the second one, he didn't even touch it. Like a reflection. Yeah. But, I mean...

Yeah, I just don't know what we're doing. And the chat just goes horrendous whenever it looks like that. Yeah, because everyone's just joking around. It sounds like he's not joking anymore. Yeah.

The fact that he's tweeting it though. Yeah, that's the worst part. And Kane scored and he's like, caught me arse. And I'm like, you should be celebrating. I don't care if you don't like Kane. CBA man. But the fact that he's tweeted that, do you think Harry Kane sees that tweet? Probably actually. Someone sees it on the England team. Harry Kane plays Fortnite and stuff, right? I'm sure he's not, and that's not like a signifier that he's going to see a tweet. But I'm saying like, he's younger than you. It's like,

So I'm sure... So I... Randolph, you know how many times he's said that on the podcast? Okay. So JJ puts in the chat, old man Kane has no pace anymore. So I quote it and say, at Randy, say it. He goes, what am I saying? I was like, think how many times he has said this exact point, okay? And then you finally went, oh, because I quoted old man Kane. And you put, oh, ha ha.

Kane is older than Simon. No, you're older than Simon. Oh, you put...

He's older than Simon. Oh, I'm washed, man. Yeah, you messed it up so much that I was like... Nah, you know what? I was watching with the boys at this pub place and I had no signal downstairs. So every time I kept replying, it kept sending loads after. So I didn't want to reply much. And also, they kept taking photos of me because I got there late. And I was sat on my own. So I wasn't with any of the boys. So I was on my phone and they kept taking photos of me looking like, oh, look how bored Randy is. So I was trying to not go on my phone much to stop getting photographed. So I was kind of skimming. But yeah, I see it.

So I got it wrong as well. Yeah, he said, old man Kane with no pace up front. And I said, at Randolph, say it. So you said, what am I saying? And I said, I quoted old man Kane. You put, did you know he's older than Simon?

I didn't even realise until now. So you've got a cumulative run. And I was like, you've messed up. And then JJ put, LaMau. And I was like, what's he even laughing at? Because that's not even... If you've just said Harry Kane's older than me, there's no... There's no... And also, JJ is older than Kane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my whole point. I see now you want me to go, yeah, yeah. I couldn't believe it. And then I saw Ericsson's age. Christian Ericsson is one month older than Calyx. No way. Yeah. No way. You look at Christian Ericsson and you think, he seems old. Yeah. Yeah.

Although Calix is old. And they both had, you know, health scares. So I was trying to think of a better way to put that. Do they have? Jack Wilshere was a crazy one. He's 32. Yeah. Sad. Well, sorry, he said that he's never played again. Theo Walcott's 32 as well, I think. 31, maybe? 32. 35. Theo Walcott. Who was the other one? Jermaine Defoe's 33? He's older. No. He's older. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

In your professional opinion, then, what needs to change for the England team to be better? In our professional opinion. Literally, he's just not just Southgate. How old is Cabot? 41. Wow, he's a lot older. Someone there was... Someone else was... He got Evra, he got... That's the one on the England team. Theo Walcott's 35. That's crazy. That is crazy. Joe Cole. He's, like, 46 or something. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway, what needs to change? You need, like, actual, like...

this is going to sound weird you know like a lot of international managers are like I don't say has-beens because I don't want to say Southgate I mean obviously we haven't seen how Southgate managed a club everyone was saying he was going to go United which he's not now but he's probably going to go after England probably going to go somewhere see what he does there but you say you've got like Pep got Arteta kind of managers you'd like to see someone like that at England you know we've never really had one do you know the if this is correct I saw it on a TikTok the lowest paid manager at the World Cup was it Southgate no that's right

Think of the country. Think of the country. Lowest paid. You're probably forgetting the countries in it. You want me to go by country or by manager? Country. Because you won't know the manager. Peru. In euros, yeah. You said woke up. I did say woke up, but in the euros. Georgia. Yes. £168,000 a year or something like that. It's still fucking sick for Georgia. Do you know who the highest paid manager is?

roberto martinez no southgate yeah wow 4.9 million a year i think it is i may be wrong what is that a week because i feel like we never really oh there you go 4.9 million a year oh my goodness i was close with martinez yeah yeah but that is crazy luciano spaghetti why he's the manager of italy sorry it's just a bad joke spoletti isn't that crazy though five million it's crazy it's just under 100 000 pound a week

For that? To drop a stinker. Oh, Steve Clark, Scotland. Yeah, man, it's just, I don't know. Willie. Willie Sagno. I think a lot of the time with England, you've got a lot of people on Twitter and social media who obviously don't really know what they're saying, but they're fans of their club, and it's like, it's harder than it looks, but I think, I think Southgate is really good. I think it's good at, like, handling the players, like, their well-being, their mental, it seems like he's a good role model for them, but what's that going to do, you know? What's that going to do, man? You've got to be angry with them, you know, get them playing.

But, I don't know, we've still got a long way to go. Maybe we beat, who played Tuesday? Slovenia. Yeah. Maybe we beat them and then everything's alright.

It only really matters when we play. It only really matters when we play. The thing is, because in the past, England have done alright and then played Italy and got shown up. So I'd rather be the other way around. Drop sneakers now and then go beat someone. Play to the level of the people we're playing. We beat Germany that time. That was Southgate. Yeah. Also, I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know if you know this. We discussed it yesterday when we were watching the football. But apparently we are joining...

enjoying first place at the bookies to win with France? I think we were ahead of them. Well, we were yesterday, yeah. I think we were actually ahead of them before. Yeah, we were favouring a lot of English ones like Skybet and stuff. Which I don't like. Yeah. I don't like being favourites. I like being near the top, but...

Yeah. But it's like, the players are unreal, but like, I was wondering this yesterday, do you think we just have such an affinity to the Premier League, we think all of our players are better? Do you know what I mean? Like, Ben Blingby is playing in Real Madrid and he's like, running the show. Didn't win the trophy, but scored a lot of goals, yeah. I just, I think, I think we need more players that play together. Yeah. I think, because it might, I know I'm living in the past, but

Spanish team where it was like every single player played for Real Madrid or Barca yeah true and also not only do they like play they're also playing each other every week yeah so now it's like okay you got two players what I think Palace was our is Palace our most we have the most players from Palace yeah it was four wasn't it or something four from Palace Eze, Gehi Eze said it

I think so. Might not have been Palace. Who else? I think four was our most though. That quote he mentioned where he was like, we've got no one to replace Calvin Phillips. What is that on about? That's the one where I'm like, what are you talking about? He hasn't played in like a year anyway. He's like eight appearances. It was a weird sentence. Every West Ham game he's hooning. Ever since he left Leeds, right? Yeah. Look, we've got Dean Henderson from Palace. We've got Gehi, Adam Wharton and Eze. Yeah. You've got a few cities. You've got Walker and Stones together.

we definitely have a few from like a bunch the annoying part is like yeah like gordon um palmer like let him go and play man they had a great season yeah stick around a little bit i don't know i mean obviously we're still gonna watch them we're still gonna support but yeah it's just also i'm sure sad in it i'm sure sunny southgate does no better than all of us but it's gotta show it really maybe i don't know i don't know what's on the old ipad

Well, did you see it was... I don't know. There was a fashion show. Yeah. And Central Sea turned up. Yeah. With a Nintendo DS. Yeah. Yeah.

what do you think about it i don't know it feels a bit like he sat next to sabrina carpenter yeah and they ended up both playing on it yeah but he also did an interview before it with someone on tick tock and they were like oh what are you doing here today and he's um doing this but i'm trying to play mario kart i just lost what was it mario kart yeah cool i don't know it's just like it could be two ways it could be very like attention seeker-y you know like look at me i'm so quirky or he's just he's whacking it out yeah i'm kind of on the fence

Because I think, fair enough, do your thing. If he's genuinely just enjoying playing Mario Kart, fair enough. Yeah. But at the same time, it does seem a little bit like... See, I don't know if he knows he's being filmed there. He's hiding it away to take that photo. You're right. And then when the photo's done, then he bashes it out. It's good they carried on filming because it's a bit dodgy. But you just know that he takes the photo.

He knows he's being filmed. There's a guy stood there. Where did he pull that from? Yeah, I was going to say that. Can you watch it one more time? Under his little willy. I don't want to have a little willy there. Very strange of me. I apologise on every count. He just poops it out. Yeah. I mean, but by the way, I respect it. I love DS. I mean, the thing is, but like you are sat next to someone you can socialise with. Like, yeah. Why not switch as well? It is a little bit like...

That's a little bit, yeah. Maybe he's a true gamer. Did you see a picture of, on social media recently, it was someone with a Game Boy SP, you know the one that used to fold up at the bar, like a hotel, with it on the bar, that was like, oh, I'm playing Pokemon Emerald, and everyone's like, all the comments roasted him, like, oh, you know, you don't have to do that, you know, what are you trying to, you know, it's that kind of energy. But, you know, who knows? That went green, did you see that? The camera went green there. I didn't see it. I don't know what the green means.

Checking we got a malfunction. Cool. What do you think? I think the fact you're not playing on Switch. Yeah. It's a bit weird. It's like, look at me, I'm retro. Yeah. But also, you've got an iPhone now. Nah, but I understand not playing on iPhone. You don't have the buttons. You can get a case next, isn't that? Yeah. You've got a case on the back. If he did that at a big fashion show, he's a neek. Yeah, you're right. Sorry. Speaking of Mario Kart, for some reason, John's just completed Gold Mario or some shit. What?

Oh well yeah there's more framing to this but I've been playing a lot of Switch I've been going back and visiting Mario Kart and I've finally unlocked Gold Mario which I'm very happy about How did you do that? I was wondering Is that the 200cc gold everything? Yeah 200cc is at least one star and everything three stars of course everything I was just saying I've actually done three stars on everything except 200cc 200cc is basically unplayable it's a different game

- No, I did the first couple and I kept quitting it 'cause I was only getting one or two stars. And I was like, there's no point getting one star. - Yeah, it's so fast that it's kind of worth playing. But the reason I put about unlockables is, was there any unlockables when you guys were playing games when you were younger that you were obsessed with, like you had to have in a game? - I don't think I played many games like that. - Obviously in Pokemon, you complete the Pokedex. I enjoyed doing that. - Yeah. - That was quite fun. I remember I catch them all. Gotta catch them all as they say. - What'd you get for that?

So you have to do it to get the shiny charm, which gets you better odds of catching shiny Pokemon. That's why I did it. I didn't do it because I actually wanted to complete it. Yeah, but what Pokemon was that in? Every game. Not like Red and Blue. You get nothing. You get like a... I don't know. Have a look. Yeah, you get a certificate. Yeah, you just get a little certificate. Yeah.

On the Game Boy. I don't think I played games that ever really had unlockables, really. PlayStation Platinum. People used to do trophies on there, didn't they? Trophies, yeah. But game score. I mean, trophies aren't game score. So another good example would be Halo 3. They had all that armor permutations. If you got all the achievements in Halo, you got high booster, which was like a sword you'd have on your back. But you could wear it online. That's the point. So you could show it off to other people. The gold Mario, you can go online and people will be like, oh, he's completely game to that level. Cod. Cod.

Cod a diamond camo. Oh, yeah. And stuff like that. But again, I only started doing diamond camos like three cods ago. Yeah, yeah. Like really late. Yeah. You had your cod era after everyone else. So long after everyone else. Like I played it when you all played it. Yeah, yeah. But you were all like on it. Yeah. Whereas I played it like if I went to a friend's house. Yeah. That was it. Yeah. Whereas now...

What was the last CODs? What were the last three CODs? Modern Warfare 3, was it not? Modern Warfare 2 but 3? The names start being weird, don't they? It's like Modern Warfare 2 but the second version. Yeah, and then they released Modern Warfare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Black Ops 6 coming out? That looks good, you know. Does it? Yeah. I just thought it would be announced. I love playing COD, but it's just like... I miss playing games, I realise. I really do miss playing games. It is fun. I get addicted to them now. Okay, so Vanguard. So I played... I think I played Cold War.

I think Cold War was the one that I banged out. Yeah, you did. That was on with the map. That was snowy. I remember playing with you and Vince on a snowy map. A map that was snowy? Yeah. It was like every single one. At S&D, you can throw a grenade and hit someone. You've literally just described every map. I know. Because then Vanguard, I remember I didn't like that much. Yeah, it was on Cold War, a map there. But yeah, those ones. I think it might have been Modern Warfare, Cold War, and Vanguard I went for Diamond.

What's Warzone like? People still play it, don't they? Yeah. Leon plays it? Yeah. Leon podcast twin? I don't know. I just never really played. I watched my oldest brother play games and he always went for game of score and stuff. Completion. I never really was a guy who played story games. I either do online or strategy. So like FM, Civ and all that kind of stuff. Civ 6 is coming out, I think. Or is it Civ 7? I think it's Civ 7. Yeah, Civ 7 is coming out.

you're gonna get that no but it's just like annoying because the only games i can play i love playing are the ones that get me addicted like if i play football manager i'll be gone for a week or two honestly on minecraft when you just join like manny for example has like a football manager save they all stream it and they all play together yeah because then you then it's like a bit of you know you can turn it into work but yeah but i like going deep into the saves i like going like 20 32 kind of stuff that's actually not a far anyway anymore

That's like six seasons ago. Nah, but I also missed, because I was streaming a lot last year. I don't stream anymore. When I play Among Us, I literally have to boot my PC up. The last downloaded thing on my computer when I played Among Us last week was the last Among Us in March. I use my Mac now for everything, you know? So I'm not really a gamer like that anymore, guys. What was the last game you completed?

I don't think I've ever completed a game. What? Yeah. Unless Pokemon counts. Pokedex. Yeah, I guess that counts. Wait, you say completed the story or completed 100%? Either. Either and both. Okay. Okay. Detroit Human. Great game. I can't believe Josh ended up playing that. Yeah. On camera at least. He doesn't play choice-based games. You're good for his channel. Detroit Human. I did get to the end of It Takes Two, but I didn't.

Well, then the last level yeah, I mean yeah, but I almost got there. What do you mean? I was like that game is amazing as well like 20 minutes off finishing it. I was afraid didn't finish it now really flies good that one that the one before that which is like the Way you're too locked prisoners way out. Yeah, we are that was sick. Yeah Yeah, I love that but again. It's not a co-op story game. Yeah the quarry

Okay. Did you complete this though? Or are you just naming games you've played? I think I completed it. You haven't completed it, have you? No, I completed Detroit for sure. Yeah, Detroit. Okay. You guys ever played Breath of the Wild or anything like that? Yes, but I never completed it. Spider-Man was the last one I did. Yeah, but I never completed it. Also, I didn't really enjoy the story. I enjoyed just going around fucking people up and swinging around. That's the story. Nah, on your own, free roam. That's the time where you scavenged that time.

I was at Simon House shooting for you or JJ's. I had nothing really to do because I didn't have anything else. I was just playing PlayStation. Got a little bit addicted to that. I like mobile games. Clash of Royale back in the day. Clash Royale. Yeah, okay. Let's move on, please. Has either of you played Unrecord yet? I don't even know what that is. Unrecord is the hyper-realistic FPS game. I thought that was called Bodycam.

Yeah, Josh was showing me this, or someone was showing me this. People have been playing it recently, I've seen it cool, I might be unrecording this, there might be two that look like it, but this is, yeah, here we go. Oh, this is different. Oh, this is an ad. Fuck me, man. Yeah, this is what I saw called Bodycam. Unless someone was saying... This was a year ago. Oh. Actually, maybe we should show this, by the way. Yeah, look, Bodycam. Yeah. That's the game, Bodycam. Wow. Came out like a week ago. Oh, so maybe the unrecorder was like, it's beta name or something.

I'm surprised Simon hasn't had a nugget. John's just behind the times. Well, I'm saying because it's just come out. What do you think about games being this realistic though? It's a bit weird. I'll give it a go. Don't get me wrong. But it is a bit weird to... You know how people always say GTA leads to crime as well? That one's going to get it the best. That one, I actually... I don't hear it, but that one is too realistic. Yeah. I'm surprised Simon hasn't made a game other than that boxing one that time.

It's because we actually thought about it a few times, but every time you kind of make a game or you have the idea... So we thought about making like a mini golf game and then, you know, it takes six months to a year or two years, however long it takes to make. A month into, you know, thinking, oh, we should make this game, a new mini golf game's come out and we're like, oh, that's basically as good as the one we were thinking of. Yeah, and also I guess like...

that game will then continue to have like new maps and new to added yeah but then i don't know it seems like maybe one day never say never and i think also you've got now i think me and josh are the only ones that play games ethan plays games still he does but like no he plays on stream jay doesn't jay plays overwatch yeah vick plays dota harry doesn't play anything toby doesn't really play anything plays a bit of clubs that's it true

I think you also kind of just let everyone play games no like but you know like jay's playing overwatch yeah what game are you making him then yeah sure you're making it fps you have to play it you play a couple times on more sidemen and then yeah but is it another one where it's like okay we're gonna make another product and then yeah half the group aren't actually interested in it could to next year what's good and be like oh that new game we made is sick man

Fair enough. I like this topic here, by the way. Do you lie to other people more or do you lie to yourself more? I don't know my answer. Surely to other people. I think I lie to myself more than others. Really? Yeah, I'm more honest with people than I am myself. Really? Yeah. It's a problem. I need to fix it. What did you say in the last lie you told yourself was?

It's just like eating better, you know? I want to eat better. That's not a lie. No, or I have no time to go to the gym today. That's a lie. That's a lie. You know what I mean? Stuff like that. And it becomes very... And you persuade yourself that there isn't any time. Look at my hair right now. My hair right now is too long to wax up because I'm getting the ice gem, whatever you guys call it. And then sometimes I just prefer it...

when i get out of the shower but like it has to be done in a right way and i think today i've just failed it so just here and where was the lie i've been telling myself i've got no time to go to the barbers but i have it's five minutes down the road takes like an hour or so so i just gotta go and do it yeah but as much as i agree with you in terms of that is a lie to yourself because i'm the same i say oh i didn't have time to go to the gym today whatever it's also what you prioritize yeah so like yesterday i could have gone to the gym

I didn't, but I recorded a couple of videos and played some games for fun, watched England. But could you have? At any of those times, I could have gone. Yeah. But at the same time, I was also like, I want to play this game. I want to. Yeah, sure. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. But I do tell myself that it wasn't there wasn't time. Yeah. And in reality, it's just I didn't prioritize it. Yeah, sure. That's me. That's me. That's me as well. Also, I'm lying as well. What game did you play yesterday? Overwatch. Oh, cool. It's the only game I play off camera. Yeah, I don't really like that game.

I really like that game. You don't like any game except Civ. I fucking love Civ. You played it? No. I played any strategy game like that. Yeah. Which one? I played like Lord of the Rings when I was really young. What's that though? The one where you move the things? You build armies and you just click where you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I played that. But I played it on the PSP. I played it on PC. Okay. And my brother fucking set my PSP up overnight for my mom asking to. And then I loaded the game and it's like...

Continue story. He played my game. Yeah. It's my Christmas present. He fucking played my game. I'm like, no, I... It's a PSP. How does... I would have said... How does that... How is it... How hard is it to set up a PSP? That's my point. I'm like, I would have done that. Why didn't you? It was your present. Because my mum, overnight, before I got it, so before I unwrapped it, he'd done it. That's weird. I like setting my own things up. I do. Fortnite. I played Fortnite recently. No. No? No.

We're running out of topics here, I can tell. No, we are. What's your favourite thing about summer? Don't say the sun. The sun. Wearing shorts and t-shirt. I feel like you wear shorts a lot. I always used to wear shorts. Even in the winter, I wore shorts. And then as I got a bit older, I was like, I've got to start wearing trousers in the winter. You know, I do. As soon as we have one hot day, I start wearing shorts. And then continue to wear shorts throughout the summer, even if it's raining. Yeah. When you wake up, do you look out the window? No.

to dress i don't i don't i just based i do it based on vibes what we just on a yesterday like i do feel that to be fair it's time for my vlog where i'm walking back from here i'm like everyone's got umbrellas i mean i'm dressed like this and i'm just getting fucking rained on i'm like what's your favorite thing favorite thing about summer i like the way it smells

No, you can smell that grass. You can smell grass in the air. I like London. Do you have hay fever? No, I don't have hay fever. And every day I'm thankful that I don't. And I've learned you can develop it, can't you? Yeah. So that's why I never laugh at people. No, I still laugh at them. Because at the end of the day, right, you're an adult and it's just grass.

That's so true. I never thought you'd say that. That's something I would say. What do you mean? That's so true. Like, grow up. Yeah. The judge is like 32. It's like half the world, bro. He kept sneezing and I kept saying, bless you. And I was like, you know what? I've said bless you too many times now. I can't keep going like this. You've had too much blessing today, man. He's like, yeah, no, I'm sorry. But then he was like almost blind. Then played the next video. Did pretty well. Yeah.

What about pub gardens? I feel like pub gardens are a pretty strong contender. I'm not a pub garden fan. I like them as long as you can get in early and like clean your table. I like them when they're... Like I like a countryside pub garden where it's like...

No, just space. No, I know. You know what I mean? Like if you're going in like the city, it's just crowded regardless. Yeah, you were saying London pubs don't count either day. That's why you say that. Yeah, I was like you need a little bit of a country vibe to it. I feel you. Whereas in the city, it kind of just feels like that feels like a nine to five after work pub. Yeah. This is still a pub obviously, but it has a different vibe to it.

How did we get so far in this podcast just like waffling? We never used to do topics. Did we used to do it at some point? Yeah, and it used to be like very specific like these four and we would talk for like 20 minutes about each one. True, true. That was it. Tealets were fun, weren't they? No. Okay.

When they were good, they were. Yeah. But... Yeah, I don't know. Are you ever going to come back to random games and tier lists and stuff on your second channel? I need to... Third channel? Yeah, so obviously that Randy channel was that. Yeah. So when all the insight was gone, I was like, oh, I realised halfway through, I was like, oh, fuck, I should have probably done reactions to this because everyone started doing them. I don't know if I need to make a channel with it. But my goal at the minute is to stop...

start on new stuff you know so I'm kind of like want to do vlogs Pokemon master the others first yeah get Pokemon and vlogs back yeah Pokemon's doing alright but I just can't like get it every day keep forgetting yeah so you can it's just like you're lying to yourself I am lying to myself but I think like back in the day it just was all so fluid I had packs everywhere now I've got like three different my warehouse is in Nottingham so like how do I get all my shit get a scent yeah good point we can do that

How about you, Adam? What's good? What's good with me? Is that where we're going now? Yeah. You've run out of ideas. Next time I comment, it's like, who's that guy that sat between John and Nick? Yeah, I know. I mean, I've been on a few times as the switcher. But what's new with me? No, nothing. Weather is good. It's good for the sun to be out. I think it affects the mood a lot. I was going to talk about your main channel. You've started to film loads. No. Are they a second channel?

What? You filmed two last Friday. Yeah, I filmed two. Yeah, main channel. That's quite a lot. I wouldn't say that's loads though. You posted the Chris and Dee clapback one. Yeah. Well, yeah. I just, Sidemen channel just kind of kills all my motivation for main channel. Why? Because it earns so much money that you think, oh, what's the point? No. It's more just like I look at it and go, okay, this week I've got one day off.

I'd rather be able to film like four or five second channel videos than go do a bigger one main channel video. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's a day at home. Like, yeah, I saw you, uh, you took a week enough recently cause your videos corrupted. Yeah. I recorded one and I recorded for like an hour and a half or something like that. And then I looked over and the footage is all corrupted and I just thought I'm not recording. And then back in the day you'd re-record that. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, the thing is it was actually a thing I could have re-recorded. It was like a random website generator thing. So I could have just done it and I would have just had a different recording. But you know, we always say that thing where you can record in MKV but no one ever does it. Yeah. As long as it's not. Well, it was actually the... My PC was all just lagging. Upgrade. Update. Yeah. Drivers. Yeah. I'm going to slow down a little bit on the second channel. Really? Yeah. Getting rid of the bad ones. The bad videos. If I know a video isn't going to do well, I won't post it for the sake of posting. Yeah. I'm going to just...

try and only post the ones that I'm like this could do well why don't you do more of the not saying because I was in them more of the studio ones because like I think a lot of people would enjoy doing those yeah ideas and time sure they've got to come into London to do it yeah and then yeah it's long need friends well I'm a friend sorry I'm also glad for making you come to London it's fine yeah

We are struggling today. No, no, no. By the way, I'm actually... Just so you... Okay, we are. But I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying this little... Okay, John asked earlier, what is the best song to ruin the vibe at any party with? I wanted to get your take on this. You haven't in mind? Not yet. But... I started singing Dancing Queen. That's not one. I'm putting myself in a position of good songs being played. Okay, I've got one. Because it happened in Vegas. Vegas.

Isis by Johnny Lucas and Logic. That's a banging song though. Yeah, but not in like a party vibe. Like they were playing party songs like what's the one with Kiss Kiss? Yeah. Chris Brown and T-Pain and Deja the Arp has the orcs and puts on Isis. Ultimately it has to be like it has to be a nostalgia song that everyone knows.

Or it has to be a really current pop song. Yeah. Like it could be a rap song, but it has to be pop. Yeah. People make a mistake and I do this. By the way, I do it on purpose though, is playing songs you like rather than songs everyone likes. Yeah. You do that a lot. All the time. I just ferment them. I'm like, you know what? I like this. You should like it. Yeah. Your player will be like, no, this one's sick. Yeah. Like, okay, cool. But play a song we like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What song would ruin the vibe? Have you got one in mind, John? Well, the article that I got this from, because it was some people... Because you know you've got those remote jukeboxes now, so you can send a song in the bar? Sure. There were people who were doing that to try and kill the vibe. And apparently what their perceived song was, Crazy Frog. Oh, that would kill it. That would kill the vibe, unless you are like...

I don't know though because it depends on the vibe. If Crazy Frog comes on... If I'm drunk as well. What the hell? Yeah. This is amazing. If I'm drunk... Not if it played in full though. If it played it for 30 seconds you'd be like... Is it that long?

No, I swear the actual song is like actually really hype. Yeah, the song's, the melody is really good. That's why it's been used so many times. But if it's like ding, ding, it's the actual frog. To be even more specific, they said there's an album of crazy frog covers of other songs as well. So they played that on a jukebox. Okay. But an album is different. Yeah, an album's different. What about like the Kanye song that's like scoop-de-poop? True. That's a banger. No, if that comes on, everyone's just kind of, the vibe is going to go silent. Or is the vibe going to go silly? Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. It depends how drunk they are. If Crazy Frog comes on, they're like 10 pints deep. I'm trying to think of one that would kill every mood. I've got one. Go on. Immortal Technique, Dance With The Devil. This is just going to be a screamer song. No, no. It's just really fucking depressing. It's about an actual guy joining a gang and then a murder. If the beat's nice, you know what actually would kill the mood? And it's an amazing song and I love it.

Eminem Stan yeah yeah there's no club like party scene where that song is keeping the mood up yeah true it's very lyrical storytelling song and it's it's like it's not hyped it's not anything it doesn't have like but it is a big song I know but I think you now I've seen the chorus you would sit there yeah but think of you in a club situation or like a bar or whatever you're right going but he's gonna call him on day one night

I'm a nice thing and I'm kind of getting a little bit hype. No, you're not. I love that chorus. No, the song's amazing. Yeah. But you're thinking any other situation. I'm weird though because I think I would be like fucking yeah. In a pub. We Taken Over is the one that really brings the hype. Shut the fuck up. DJ Khaled, Akon. No.

Stop. Thank you, Eric Ross. Randolph has ruined every Vegas trip ever by playing that song. It's a good song, but I feel like you guys just now hate it because of me. No, it's because we always say, what is the other one? I'm on one. I'm on one, yeah. That's like the best version of it. The sequel to it, almost, in a way. It's the better one. You can argue. We all want to hear that. We're all like, oh, play I'm on one, play I'm on one, and then you always play We Takin' Over. Because we takin' over.

And only the chorus is good in that. No, it's all good. Every verse is good, man. No, the chorus is good. T.I. isn't it? That doesn't... Sure. Just a little hater. Go on then, what's the most hyped song? You're guaranteed to get everyone going. Turn Down For What is very hyped. You know what? Jason Derulo songs do... I get guilty. Yeah. Because I'm like, oh, what's his song? What's his song? Oh, fuck hell. Jason Derulo, man. But like, I do like them. What would...

Dancing Queen is one of them. ABBA. ABBA. I was going to say not Dancing Queen. I'd say, what's the other one? Gimme, gimme, gimme. And I always sing it wrong. Yeah, that one would do. I say gimme, gimme, gimme your love after midnight. But it's not that, is it? It's a man after midnight. Yeah, but I think mine sounds better. So they've got a permanent concert now.

yeah what the fuck just a permanent hologram concert that's sick imagine like getting old and like you know you know you're in your however they are and like they get offered oh yeah we're gonna do a fucking show for you guys you have to do nothing no they'd have to be there for a day to get the hologram yeah but after that i just fuck up and do nothing but if they are goats oh you're gonna disagree with me here but if someone put on like uh like uh many men or something like that

I was going to say Pop Smoke Dior. You mean Kill The Vibe with Benny Mellon? No, I'm saying that would... I like that song. I was going to say Pop Smoke Dior. Oh. I like both. I like both. Something like that. Pop Smoke was dope, man. It's got to be hyped. Yeah. Or like a... Yeah. I don't know my head right now. It's just left. Fuck. I had it just for each of those two. But it's one that you don't like. I was going to tease you a little bit, but... Thanks. I've got one. Sandstorm.

kill the vibe no bring the vibe no no for you for someone like you John man it brings the vibe for 30 seconds and then it kills the vibe after if that song comes on I reckon you like Jack Rubin will stand up and go like it's bangin mate and Lawrence as well no I think it gasses everyone up for the first time you hear that melody yeah and then as soon as the melody's played once you need to swap it and if you keep it on everyone just stands around and gets on their phone

I can hear it. I can hear it. Vic's having a good time. DJing. He is. Yeah. Seeing him lighting some crowds up. He's almost back as well. He's actually. Yeah. Been asked to hear about his stories. We should get him on. Yeah. Although it was quite tough the first time. Yeah, no. You're true. That's trauma. I've got trauma. I have nothing left. I'm trying to waffle. Did you see a while ago, we may have spoken about this before. Sure. But Ethan and Faith are saying they don't know a Swifty. Yeah.

on their podcast they don't know they don't know swifty as in a taylor swift fan they do they said they went like where are all the swifties hiding they don't we don't know a single swifty oh so they say their point was like they only see it online well they were saying like obviously taylor swift is like one of the biggest people in the world right yeah yeah and they said we don't know a single taylor swift like stan sure not not as in like you like taylor swift yeah yeah you like a couple of our songs i like a couple of our songs yeah they don't know someone that

Taylor Swift. Talia's up there, right? Talia's obsessed with Taylor Swift. So I don't know how that didn't come... Even Chris MD, I think, is obsessed with Taylor Swift. I think they're expecting someone to always... I think they're expecting a Swifty to walk around with a t-shirt on all times. Talia does. Okay. Okay. Talia has Taylor Swift tattoos. Does she actually? Yeah. Which one? She has red. Written in red. Good album. Yeah. She has like a...

I think she has a cardigan that Taylor Swift wore in one of her music videos. Like, she has niche tattoos. Or a replica. She does have... No, she has a replica, but she has a tattoo of the cardigan or something like that. Or a button of the... She has a lyric of like... Or she has a... She has like a dice with horns or something like that. Because it's like angels roll the... Devils roll their dice, angels roll their eyes or something like that. One thing that you've got to realise about Taylor Swift, right, is she's not like...

You've been around for a long time now. Yeah. So people like Tardy's age. How's Tardy? I don't know, that's weird. What's happening right now? When, how's Tardy? 27. Sorry, I can't put it on blast there. I remember having Taylor Swift's Red Album on my alarm and I used to play it when I was at uni, which was a long time ago.

And that wasn't even her first album. Yeah. So all you got to remember now, like parents as well are actual still Swifties, you know? Yeah. And now their kids who are like 14 are also Swifties. You know? Well, she's gone to see her by the time this comes out, she's seen her Wembley. Yeah. Ted Swift has sold out Wembley eight times. Eight times. Yeah. Yeah. Three now and then three in August or something, right? Well, that doesn't equal eight. Three now and five in August. I don't know why I said that. Yeah. There you go. That is insane. Yeah.

I saw a thing of like Although Drake's done it Drake did three in a row Three in a row That's it Sure She's done three in a row The next month Oh Wembley Oh but no he did O2 Yeah Fucking hell She's done three this month In a row What's Wembley like 80k 60k Next month she's done two in a row Miss a day Three in a row Yeah And also when you like All those days in between She's also doing it in like Germany Yeah

And she's just done, she's just in Liverpool. Yeah, but I reckon, I reckon they are kind of like expecting someone to kind of just be complete. You can see a Swifty in the street, you know? Yeah. But I don't know. Tali's gone on enough online that I was like, I'm surprised that they don't know she's a Swifty. Freya is as well? Freya's not. Freya likes Taylor Swift, I think, but she's not a Swifty. Okay.

Did you see Kendrick Lamar? Did you see the performances? Six times. Six times he played. I want to know what all these people that went on stage, how they next see Drake and act. Yeah, I know. The artists, you mean? Artists, athletes, everything. There was loads of people on stage. One of them is a basketball player who used to play for...

Toronto. Toronto. Mad. Everyone was a bit like, this is a bit... I mean, I think there's two things. I think, number one, that song is just like a banger. Some people like it. I think a lot of the stars who are involved with that kind of thing, I don't think they're like, fuck Drake. Yeah. But Associated does give that... To go on stage, fair enough, you could be not tight with Drake, but you could know him and listen to the song. Yeah. By the way, this actually...

I've probably fucked Drake quite a bit. A lot, actually. I'm in my car, right? And I'm like, on shuffle, and Drake comes on. I just skip it at the minute. I've skipped it more than I have, but subconsciously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm like, I love the songs. I'll listen to them again. But I'm like, right now, I'm not in the mood. And I think that's why. But yeah, oh man, he probably hurt him quite a bit. I'm sure he's alright. Obviously, he's fine. But like, I still think,

It's weird because I still feel like as much as Kendrick Lamar is mainstream, it doesn't feel mainstream. No, no, no. It doesn't feel like him playing that song six times.

Drake could release a song next week and still get number one. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure, yeah. I think that's the whole point where the Kendrick beef was more like... The thing is, Drake makes more mainstream music. It's guaranteed to be played that way. I think that's kind of the point in a way. It's not a problem. You can do that. Taylor Swift, if she started rapping like Kendrick, probably not have as many streams and as many Swifties. She probably wouldn't sell Wembley out eight times if she started rapping like Kendrick. But, no, that's interesting. What about you, John? Are you a Drake fan? Taylor Swift fan?

No, I'm going to say I'm fussed about either of them, to be fair. When are you going to have fun, man? Would you go see Taylor Swift? Yeah, I'm up for doing stuff, even if I'm not that fussed about. Is your partner a Swiftie? No, she's more into grime, even more than I am. Like what? All grime. She's just into it. What's her favourite song?

I don't know, but when she met Jamie, she was like, oh my God, this is so sick. She was buzzing. What was your first dance song? Was it Shut Down by Skepto? D-double-E. Oh my God. It's Over the Rainbow by the big fat Hawaiian geezer.

Oh, that's The Rock. That's not very grimy. No, I know, yeah. It's hard to dance to grime. I can't even dance anywhere. I'm not going to dance to grime. Will Smith, everyone started to be back on the Will Smith hype train. Yeah. Everyone's like, how can you, how can, how did I not ever hate this guy? I was like, well, everyone did at one point. Yeah, he did go down in my, he was in my like top three. Yeah. And then he kind of like just got to the edge. Yeah. He was a solid third. Yeah. So he was still up there, but.

went into third and bad boys kind of brought him back yeah i keep seeing interviews with him and i'm like wow he is cool i like him again he's cool he is cool did a bad thing though but would you would is there anyone you would like is anyone you would have to see if they started touring that isn't your normal music

Okay. Not have to see, but like you would actually like to go. Cause I would, I would genuinely like to go see Taylor Swift. I would like to go see. I don't want to take off a ticket that costs thousands of pounds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't pay that either. Yeah. But if someone was like, I've got a ticket and I come through, I'd be like, yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

But who is there that you would want to see that's not, you know, it's not 50 Cent. Yeah. You're normally listening to. I was going to say Andre 3000, but that's like still like, yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think here. Basically for you. Abba. Can I say Abba? Yeah. Not the hologram one. Yeah. Yeah.

I've got one because you two are, I don't know if you're Fred again. Fred again is like everyone's banging on about Fred again. Would you go Fred again? I would go Fred again. I wouldn't put him up at the level of like, I'm talking like if Adele. Yeah, I was going to say Adele for you for sure. You were upset when she wasn't in Vegas when we were there. I know. It's hard to think because like, obviously, one I'm thinking of is Coldplay, but I literally said no. So you wouldn't go. But I regret doing that. I don't.

I hate Coldplay. Yeah, you do, don't you? But again, I do understand that their concerts are amazing. The concerts are cool, right? Yeah. I like Coldplay, but I also don't want to... I'd happily go to Coldplay and just wear headphones. That is wild. I just can't listen to them. Yeah. Oh, I'm really struggling to try and think today. I've got no creativity in me. What if, like, Take That did a show? No, I'm not interested in Take That. What about if someone invited you to Take That? You'd go. Yeah.

No, I wouldn't. But they... I mean, they're the only ones that have played Wembley eight times, like Taylor Swift as well. No, but I'm trying to think of someone that isn't his normal type of music. Foo Fighters. Is there any rock bands? I went to see Pendulum. Okay. I enjoyed that. No, you didn't. You said you didn't know a song. No, I enjoyed... I was just saying, but I enjoyed when I was there. Pull up, like, biggest groups in the world. Like Katy Perry or Pink. I've seen Katy Perry live. She's very good. Bruno Mars. I'll just look to see him.

Especially if you did that other group. What's the one where he's with Anderson . Yeah. Yeah. What's it called? Soul Silver or something. Supersonic or something like that. Yeah, I'd see that for sure. I love Rony Mars. Cool dude. Yeah. Joji, I'd love to go see Joji. Don't you love him? Yeah, Joji would be sick, mate. That's one of my favourite songs, that Glimpse of Us. Love that. Didn't you actually go see it? No. No, Frames went. James did. James Frames went. Sorry. Yeah. Okay, any of those? Old Steelton John. Same. Same.

I'd say Metallica. Yeah, Blink 182. Out of that list, that's it, really. Do you know any of those? Yeah, yeah. I know Coldplay, Elton John, Depeche Mode. Depeche. Metallica, I know them. Den of Company, don't know those. Guns N' Roses, I know those. I think Busted played Download last weekend. Apparently, that was really good. I think Busted's the one I would go...

Wait for them to do year 3000 and be like, Avril Lavigne. I'll go see Avril Lavigne. I'd go see Avril Lavigne. She's playing in... She's got a UK... I was going to say she is. Never mind. In Bedford. Bedford? Yeah. You said yes until it was real. Who knows for sure. They played last night.

Metallica these are still like in the realm of like they're so big that you would just you don't listen to any of these no no like red hot chili peppers you'd but if Josh goes I've got a box here you want to come up like yeah fuck yeah I'd be sick but I wouldn't go out my way to like what Green Day I don't mind Green Day would you go would you watch Lincoln because I think Lincoln Parker got a new singer now right the got a female singer

Would you go watch them with a new singer? Yeah, I still would. Because I've seen clips of her and she's actually really good. I think what we're learning is that I think everyone would, here at least, would just go to something to give it a try anyway. There's nothing... Hang on, hang on. I know a genre Randy wouldn't go to. Scream metal. No, I wouldn't choose to go. Yeah, there we go. It's more like... I reckon it's more genre-based. Joe, Joe, see you. Where would you go?

You know what I would? Fucking hell, why? Just to see what the show is. Sure, sure. Just purely so I could come on here and talk about it afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I have no idea what... And I'd want to see how close Kallax's dance was to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a weird dance. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Kallax doing a few dances here. I'm not sure what's going on. Harry stopped his trend as well doing TikToks. Yeah. He had a good run. Yeah. I didn't see it lasting long. Couldn't be arsed anymore, he said. Yeah. 1975. Nah. Nah.

Oh, you wouldn't go 1975? Nah. Really? Okay. That's interesting. They're pretty good. People give them ratings. She's performing, right? Have you seen... You know the... BST. BST. Yeah. Is the weirdest lineup I've ever seen in my life. They go very eclectic. Where's that? BTS? Dyslexic. Right. You're going to see the list of people they have performing, by the way. Oh, I didn't know that was possible. None of them link. Okay. Okay, so...

First thing, all things orchestral. Next day, Scissor. Next day, Kings of Leon. His headlines. Yeah. Then Morgan Wallen. I think the... No, then Andrea Bocelli. Fucking hell, that's sick. Then Robbie Williams. Biggest artist in the world. And Shania Twain. Yeah. Then Stevie Nicks. Wow. Keep going. Keep going. Then Stevie Nicks. Then Kylie. This is like... And Stray Kids. This is each different day, isn't it? So I guess that's the point, right? Yeah. Isn't this like the rodeo we were back when? It's like a random bunch of artists. A lot of country, but...

but yeah are you going to the can I say that Morgan Wallen yeah you're gonna go to it yeah you know what you know when that song came out I didn't actually I forgot about half of these who would you go see here I'll see Morgan okay go to the top let's do this right no I don't know who they are but I love orchestral music Scissor I like Scissor I wouldn't go watch Scissor though I'll go Kingsley on nah I wouldn't really do my head into that one song obviously yeah Morgan Wallen yeah

Andrea Bocelli I would go see that Would you? Yeah Didn't you go see him? Yeah my parents went and saw him My parents are there Oh hello I wonder where Nick went I'm nervous now My parents went and saw him Both your parents there? Yeah Oh my god I got to sort my language out I'd go see Robert Williams you know I was like who are you looking at? No one's there Nah I wouldn't anymore That's my mate now you know Yeah Yeah

uh shania twain i wouldn't go look wait wait wait hold on your parents did you guys know nick said that uh robbie williams is smaller than eddie i was wrong on that one but i don't i think you overestimate eddie hearn is more famous than robbie williams currently worldwide i just i think you guys are my parents have just disowned you i think you're overestimating how famous robbie williams is worldwide i'm recalling everything i've said now and it's last like how long didn't that 20 minutes the whole thing

Shania Twain nah no I wouldn't Stephen Hicks nah Kylie I wouldn't see no but they look cool would you I mean you're saying you wouldn't go see them but would you go see them if say you're at a festival like Wireless or one of those so they're only on for 25 minutes would that make you go and watch Kylie if I'm at Wireless surely I'm going to watch music they have multiple stages alright no one else is on at that time except them

I'd use that time to get a drink, I reckon. Yeah, sure. The question's kind of flawed, though, because someone's going to be playing that like, right? But like Glastonbury, there's so many. There's so many stages. But like, Kylie will be playing the same time as Shania Twain, who will be playing the same time as Kings of Leon. So then it's just yes. Someone will miss out. Basically, Nick, you're saying, if we're forced to watch, would we watch? You don't have to go watch them. Oh, yeah.

yes I would watch them then I'm saying would that change your mentality of going to see someone if they're just performing like it's not their concert they're just at a festival what do you want from us here I want you to say that you'll watch Kylie Minogue if Kylie's on she's really good yeah sure but if 50 Cent's on then obviously no if Kylie's on nothing else is on and I can't go get a drink I'll watch Kylie yeah sure thank you and also you still have no choice right you're gonna hear it if you're there you know

Is this it? I want to see more people from this That's all the days and then each of them have support acts and stuff But it doesn't really say does it? No no There's only Kingsley and I've got Paolo Nettini We don't need to see 2023 True I've done that I was wondering me and Harry were chatting why isn't there a golf course in London? I guess like land Yeah you should put a house there and make more money on it Yeah A Hyde Park You could put a golf course in Hyde Park Not everything is going to come down to golf Sure Sure

Well, thanks for watching, guys. Yeah, call it there. Why don't you get your parents on the phone? I do another one now. Yeah, maybe. We'll see. Maybe next week they'll be on. Ooh. I'll be there no matter what. Thanks for watching, everyone. Bye. Bye. Bye.