Tobi on Ethan’s Scare & Future of Sidemen | #254 | What’s Good
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Yo what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast with my favourite guest, Toby.

I've started saying that every podcast now. Why are you lying to me? I thought you meant me. You're my favourite guest in my house. If you came to my house. I've never been to your house. That's crazy. You might never go to my house. I will come to your house. Well, not that house maybe. It might get sold before you even step foot in it. I've never been to your house. No, you haven't either. I've not even been invited.

That's true actually, I've never invited anyone. Yeah but if you were close by I would definitely invite you. My house isn't even done yet and you're invited. Yeah. Aww. Well last podcast you were on, nine months ago, we talked about your new house. Don't remind me. How's it going though? It's getting there and I know everyone's fed up with hearing about it so I don't really talk about it. I heard a rumour that you were not happy with the ceiling and you put it up by three inch. That's a massive amount to move a ceiling. You're also quite short.

Whoa. Well, I wanted to invite my taller friends to my house at some point. Hold on, how tall are you? I am 170... When I checked it, it was 173. But when you lot checked it, it was less. It was like 150. 172. Although they did fuck me over. They did fuck me over. And they said 5'6". Which is not true at all. That video doesn't even exist anymore, so...

What video? Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Five for six? No, the architect that did it initially did the ceiling too low. So like it would have been right above your head if you was walking in the house. I was like... My head or his head? Yours. Okay. You'd be fine. Like if you tried to jump, you would smack your head. Really? Yeah. That seems a bit annoying. That was in the...

What do you call it? The loft. Yeah, the loft. Why the loft conversion? Because you converted the loft into what? Into a studio or? No, bedrooms because it was a bungalow. Oh, yes. And I was like, I don't want my bedrooms on the ground floor. I want them on the top floor. So I put three rooms upstairs, guest room on the ground floor and then convert the basement into a work slash entertainment space. Would you do a house tour?

Do you reckon? I'm torn about this because, listen, I would love to be so much more open about my life, but there's so many weirdos out there that it makes me not want to do it.

I'm a weirdo. But I think I will. I think I will do some. It'll be like a restricted house tour. Not like the full thing. You're not going to get the full image of my house. But I'll show you like the cool bits that look nice. I think just always, my logic is always just cut between the rooms. Yeah. So they can't figure out the layout. Yeah. And then also just obviously don't show the front of your house. Yeah. Yeah. That way it's calm. Because at the end of the day guys, a house is a home. Whereas an apartment's not, you know. Yeah.

If I show my apartment off, I might be gone next year. Are you telling me I've been homeless for nine years? You've been in that place a long time, haven't you? Nine years is crazy. That is wild. But it's so calm there. I don't get bothered. Concierge love me. They look after me. Everything's chill. And I don't get no noise complaints. Think about all the times we've been shouting and making videos. Yeah. We already made predictions. Well, I don't know about you, but we made predictions about... Don't show my flat. I reckon you move into the house. Yeah.

And you keep the flat and after three months you're like, yeah, I'll go back and forth and you end up staying in the flat for a while. Nah. And you're like, oh yeah, I'll be in the flat for a week and then I'll go home for the weekend. I've owned my house for nearly three years already. Phew.

And I haven't lived in it. That's longer than me. Yeah, value's definitely gone up. My value went up a little bit. That's longer than me. Yeah. But I've been paying mortgage. I've lived in there a year. I've been paying mortgage and rent. I know how that feels. And that's long. And now I've got the studio here, so I pay rent on that as well. So yeah, when that's done, I think I'm ready to say goodbye to the flat now, which will be really sad because we made some good videos there. Are you going to say goodbye when you leave?

What, like, buy a flat? Yeah, I did that. I cried. I cried my eyes out when I left my flat. For real. Which flat? The one in Canada Water. The one you lived in for like a year? No, well, that whole, no, yeah. But I moved three times in the same block. So I moved, yeah, I was in one bed, then a two bed, then a three bed. So I was there for a while. All in the space of a year, no? Yeah, in like two, three years, four years, five, maybe. No. I moved in 2018, end of it, and I left like 2023. Okay. 2022. 2022.

So four years, yeah. And you cried? Yeah, but remember, I was leaving London. I wasn't just leaving the flat. I was leaving London. So I was like, I worked really hard to get to London, now I'm leaving again. And then look how that ended. So were you saying like, bye London? Yeah. Were you actually? No, I'm not sure if those words came out of my mouth. Did you vocalise it? Yeah, I was crying. I can't recall exactly. They may or may not have come out of my mouth. I remember I took a photo of Harper on my music desk. Oh. Yeah.

Just there. Yeah. Well, actually, face down, just on the desk. I was holding her like, this looks really weird, like this. By the throat. Well, yeah, but at that point, I could put my whole hand around her chest. Smile. I'm going to see her on Saturday.

and to answer your question I don't think I'll cry but I will say bye vocally will you kiss two fingers on your hand and put it onto your cooker

Bye, Flap. Is that what you did as well? Hey, how many times have you used your cooker in your flat in the nine years? Enough times for me to, you know, know how it works. No, I use it a fair few times. I go through like phases of like cooking. And then not cooking. Yeah, I'll do it for like two weeks straight. I'll be like, yeah, I'm cooking every meal. Yeah. And then I'll go back to delivering your breads. Yeah. I think I spend close to...

I think Fredo put on his thing, on his Instagram one time, he spends two grand a month on Deliveroo. I think my numbers are close to that. So do you know you spend two months on... Sorry, hold on. It'll be like 1.6. Thousand pounds a month on Deliveroo? Yeah. That's a little clip there. Nice. That was good. Every time I try to make a clip, I just fumble it. It's not so bad. I had that in my head when I heard that. I've heard a little rumor that someone's got a Deliveroo black card. Is that not... It's not me. No, is that not...

Was it Stormzy? Yeah, Stormzy. It was Stormzy. Alright, cool. Cool. Ooh, John's tinkering over there. Okay. Stormzy had one. That is outrageous though. That is one of the best things to ever get. And Gemma Collins apparently. Gemma Collins? Hold on, Nick. Hold on. It's that little joke there, Nick.

Wow. Is that a joke there, Randy? I don't... I would love that, though. But also, I think it would be a bad thing. It would be so bad. Unhealthy. But listen, the reason I do... I've said this before. The reason I spend so much on takeaways is because when you're working the way that we work...

You don't really have time to cook like that. No. Like, and it's like, okay, I'm going to finish this food. I'm going to finish this video or whatever or stream. I'm going to order my food before it finishes. So as soon as I finish, I can eat my food and I'll crack on with whatever else I'm going to do. It's not like...

I'm just being like, oh, I can't be asked to cook. I'm going to spend money because I like cooking. I enjoy cooking. I'm okay at it sometimes. Yeah, I think if you've got like unlimited kind of like time, it's nice and fun little challenge. But that meme that goes around where it's like you spend three hours making food just to eat in five minutes. I hate that. That's the bit I don't like. I feel scammed, man. That's the bit I don't like, yeah. It doesn't taste as good as it took to make, you know, if that makes sense.

It doesn't taste as good as the time spent making it. Was it worth three hours of my time for it to taste like that? You know what? My favorite thing to cook and one of the best things to cook all the time has got to be eggs. Eggs are a so good food to cook. Your favorite thing to cook. That's a clip. I can't talk. Your favorite thing to cook of all time is eggs. Scrambled eggs is the most fun thing. Most fun thing. Yeah, you crack it in, put a little milk in, and then get a little fork or whatever you want, whisk it in. And then the most satisfying thing is pouring it into the pan and it's going...

Fucking sick man. And you fold it around and you're like, oh, I don't want to make an omelette or scrambled egg. I'm like, you know what? I'll scramble like chop it all up and scramble like now. A little salt, a little salt, a little pepper on it as well. That reminds me of our cooking video where we had to make stuff and JJ and Deji ended up making the omelette. It was your favorite thing out of everything. It was good to be fair. You know, I hate ketchup on eggs.

No, I banged. I think you're just projecting now. I am, I am. Ketchup bangs on eggs. It does bang on eggs. It's really nice, but it just feels a bit wrong, doesn't it? Why? I don't know if ketchup belongs to be on like, I don't know, like potato. What's the most wrong food combo you've ever had? Oh, I can tell you right now. Do you want me to? Go on. That's why you asked. Hula hoops into petit filou yogurt.

That doesn't sound that bad. It's so good. But it's wrong, isn't it? In your head, it's wrong. No, it doesn't sound that bad. Yeah, it's amazing. The best part is, put it on your finger and then finger the yogurt. See, now it's weird. Not in a sexual way. Are you saying wrong as in something that is horrible or something that just shouldn't be a thing? You know, I hate fucking mozzarella and tomato. You love it. I know, but it's Tori. LAUGHTER

He's one of those people that projects like, he's like, oh, look how Tory this food is. Hey, nothing wrong with being a Tory, man. You just gotta own it. Are you a Tory? No, I'm not. I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm a labia.

Such fun, man. Right. Let's talk about Australia because the Sidemen have never been and I've never been. I loved Australia. Yes. Everyone keeps saying that, man. I felt at peace in Australia. Keep saying what? They love Australia. Everyone who's gone has loved it. Yeah. I mean, John loved it. I'm sure you've heard about it from him a couple hundred times. Yeah. Right, John? I mean, yeah, they're the best people ever. John's low-key a reason why I don't want to go. Yeah.

Listen, I had the same feeling. Don't let this man stop you. No, but you didn't go with him, right? Don't go with him. No. You didn't go with him. I didn't go with him. I know. If we're going, we're going for Sidemen. Yeah, and he will be there. That means John's going to come. We don't have to take him.

I think you know he's gonna do the thing where it's like all right we go somewhere and he's gonna go oh no the best spot's this the best spot's this it's like bro you went 16 years ago no one knows mate don't worry mate I went on a very different budget I have no ability to tell you guys where to go in Australia when when you all go well the thing is though they love us out there I don't think we'd pay for much if we go out there

I was agreeing with you. People asked about you too. You know what? You know what? What? Like when are you going to stop putting it in?

No, you know what I love when, um, this is a different topic, I won't put in. Just get the words out this time. No, so when people are in the comments and like, oh, I fucking hate Randolph, it's so annoying, and someone else is like, yeah, me too, but they're always like low down, but I think it's so, I actually really enjoy it. Why? I don't like it when people say that about me. Nah, because like, you know, but think about it, right, they're watching a Saban video, and I show up, and they're so angry that they have to write a comment about it, so, like, if someone's, if I'm making someone that angry, then I'm actually quite happy. Is that not just really, really sad? Oh,

On their behalf, I think. Yeah, do you not just feel sad for them? I fucking hate this guy. I'm like, yeah, cool. I've never felt so...

so much hate towards someone that i've had to go and type out a comment to people who don't know who i am and don't care for my opinion just to express it yeah i mean so i feel bad for them but yeah i've ruined their day i'm really glad about that you know i'm gonna keep doing it it's because i sat in hot tub in the in the video not really oh one thing please before we get back into australia can i bring this thing up right in the in the more side men fucking uh anti hide and seek shambles what you call it fringles sardines that's the one and

And I threw the dart and got a 20. And everyone's like, you got a 1, right? You were still in on this by the way. I knew that you all knew that I got a 20, but it was the joke. But I've been waiting for that video to come out, to clip the video, and see all the comments be like, oh my god, I can't believe Randy got a 20. Everyone's being so stupid. Yeah, and no one even wrote it up. Someone said, Randy sat in a hot tub all videoing the main one, and then tried to cheat and get a 20 and leave. And I'm like, no!

I got a 20, man. And like, what was there saying that I got a 20? You didn't get a 20, though. Well, we could talk about that video after. Yeah, sure, sure. Australia. Very sunny, I've heard. Australia was a vibe, man. The people there are so lovely. I think someone said to me, I don't know if it was you that said it to me, John, that it's like, over there, they prioritise... What do they mean by that big N? What do they mean? I don't know.

It means obviously that they've seen me on Netflix. Yeah, it's quite... Actually, honestly, it probably came out at the same time that video, that picture was posted. No? 13 weeks ago? Modelo! That's cold. Stop that, stop that, stop that. What the fuck was I just saying? Australia, the way of life. The people out there. The way of life. So over here in London and like... Well, it's mainly in...

London, we prioritize work and your career. That's the topmost priority because you need that to live. And then everything else comes afterwards. Whereas over there, it's like,

family and just life experience is the priority and then work is secondary to that so like people are happy to clock off early and just chill and vibe like yeah you catch them on on the promenade or whatever by the water just chilling vibing after after a day at work everyone's just so laid back and chill there and they feel so happy also in sydney half their stuff they've stolen half our roads and stuff

Well, they've got a Hyde Park in Sydney and just... Well, isn't... I heard a rumour, or not a rumour, like a thing. Are you going to say the thing about them having all prisoners moved over there? Yeah, but also apparently... No, but apparently, yeah, apparently Australia is just both UK and US mixed together.

I don't know. But it feels like that when you go over there. I think that's true as well. Google that someone. It's like American roads. It would literally just say, no, it's a separate continent. It is Australia, America and the UK. But no, I think, you know, the roads are like, it's like American roads, but...

They drive on our side of the road. That's what it feels like. But Australia's sick. They love us out there. They were begging me to bring the rest of you back there. I filmed a couple videos out there, some of which are still not out. You put one out? I got one out. I don't know if the vlog's ever going to come out. I can't be bothered to put it out anymore. I feel like it's... Why? I feel like it's past its sell-by date. I feel like it's outdated now. Can I have it?

If you want. For the vlog channel. If you want. For the Toby vlog out. But you've got to superimpose yourself over my face. You know like the, who is it? The little yachty, is it little yachty walkout? Yes, yes, yes. And everyone's superimposed. You've got to do that for the vlog video. That would be sick.

Can someone do that for me, please? I want to have one of them walk out videos. You can do it. I'll do it now for you. Really? Yeah, I want one. Pick a cool picture, though. I feel like if Nick can do it that easily, it's like dead now, isn't it? Nah, don't do that. Don't do it, because I want one. Pick a cool video. Pick a cool picture. You need a good caption for it. Look between the letter Y and T on your keyboard. There you go.

Well that trend is very old now Are they next to each other on the keyboard? No no I panicked and I just guessed and I hoped it was correct And I also hope no one would be bothered to check if it's correct T and Y, they're T and Y very soon Yeah they are next to each other They're right next to each other So what's in between just like lint? Yeah space Space yeah space Wait uh Go on Well Nick the whole day has been I've got a beer for you to try on the podcast A beer? Yeah I'm just really interested to have it

Nick, you got a beer for him? I sound very rude now because I'm like... We were talking about Australia and you just go, yeah, give me this beer. I've done it four times now. I've interrupted Australia four times. Someone's coming and fucking hate Randy. Listen, I'm going to try and get the boys to go to Australia this year. Are we going to go this year? No. What? I'm down, but we're not. I thought we were going November. Are we? I don't know. It's not in the calendar. We're not allowed. Huh? We're not allowed.

Huh? We're not allowed. Who? By who? Josh. What? Josh is very anti-going away. And I know you're watching maybe and I hate to say this to you, but yeah, he hates it. Josh is going to punch you up for that clip because Josh actually likes going away sometimes. Yeah, but for like 10 days. He hates America for some reason. That's my biggest gripe with people. I don't like going to America either. It stresses me out to go to America. Why? I've got America. What do you mean why? Fuck. They make you feel like a criminal just for stepping in the country.

Yeah, they do that. They make you feel like... I was thinking about that. Last time we were there... Not me. Ethan. Remember Ethan's last experience? My man put his hand on his holster. Wow. Have we got a problem here? Was that when they had to search his bag?

No, there was a time when they had to search Ethan. It was the first time he went away and they pulled him. What are you doing? Nick's giving me the loudest fucking drink to unbox. Thank you. Sorry guys, right, carry on. Ethan got pulled aside. They had to check his bag, so they opened the suitcase and at the very top of the suitcase was like a happy birthday letter from his mum. Oh, a note from his mum. Yeah, no, that was the time. It was like proper like, hey baby, happy birthday, love you so much. It was just like, this boy has just travelled and like...

for a boys trip or whatever and then you that was me josh syndicate yeah they were they got fingered oh basically i like that um no the last time was he was gonna go to the the customs desk or whatever what'd you call it the desk

security check password control let's call it customs customs desk yeah and they was all in a group so they were all gonna go together because they saw other people going together and the guy was like yeah why are you all coming together are you married are you a family and he was like no and then he switched to ethan like well go back send them back well and then he started grilling ethan about his itinerary and stuff and ethan was getting agitated like he does and he puts his hand on this thing like do we have a problem type wow yeah

That energy is just there in that country. The person opposite as well, the second they went free, I was just like,

Yeah. Four of us got through by the time Ethan... They're definitely the most strict passport control people. Australia was strict as well. Australia is very strict. They're border control strict. But they're really... Australia are really lovely about it. So they were interrogating the people I was with because they picked three of us around. They actually followed us through the airport because... But they picked three of random. Interrogating them, but in the nicest way possible. So I was calm the whole time at the same time. Like...

are they going to let us in here but in America it's like they're just all aggy if I get a mad person at border control in America I'm yeah it happens sometimes you get that rarely very rarely I'm always anxious sunny weather in Australia beautiful no ozone layer though no ozone layer no is that why they talk funny

Yeah. No, they don't have an ozone layer, right? That's why they're really susceptible to skin cancer. I think there was a hole in the ozone layer, but we can look it up if you want. Okay. What's that guy who made that tape where he bangs it onto the water and stops it leaking? He went and fixed the ozone layer with the tape.

That was a really long-winded bad joke. As the ozone hole over the South Pole breaks up in spring, pockets of ozone-depleted air drift across Tasmania, southern Victoria, and the southern part of New Zealand's South Island.

Ah, it's New Zealand. That's okay. No, that's why Australia has so much skin cancer. Damn, they should put some more sun cream on. I read you have to put sun cream on every day, whether it's sunny or not. Where? On your face or body. In Australia? Everywhere. Everywhere. Apparently everywhere. Really? Yeah, because UV bounces off stuff. Like the floor and that. But yeah, do I think we'll get Australia? No. I would love to. We should. I'll push for it. You know where Australia is close to? New Zealand? Japan. Japan.

It's actually not. It's like a seven-hour flight to get from Japan to Australia. That's not that bad. It's not near. But it's the closest thing. It's just Australia is so far away. It's the closest thing? One of the closest things, isn't it, John? Japan? Japan's relatively close. Japan to Australia sounds longer than that. No, Japan... What? Yeah, the closest thing to Australia is Indonesia. Well, yeah, but... And then Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia. They don't have Pokemon cards. They actually do have Pokemon cards in Indonesia. Right, okay. I was trying to make a joke. Have you ever got Pokemon cards from Indonesia? No, I don't think they do them. I think it's maybe... I think it's Thailand. Thailand.

Have you got Pokemon cards from Thailand? Yeah, I got one today. I got some graded today by Ace. From Thailand? Yes. I got a Taiwanese card, yeah. I got the Paradise Resort, which is all... Did you say Taiwanese? Hold up, hold up, hold up. Did you say Taiwanese? Taiwan and Thailand are different places. Are you an idiot? Yes. Thai, in Thai. Landish. Thai. Language. Thai is good. Yeah. Okay. Simon, I'll let you take on...

Hang on, very quickly. When you say you're not going to Australia, do you mean ever or this year? This year. Well, I want to go at some point. I want to go this year. Like, this year. I'm down to go this year. That's two. Harry will go. It's not going to happen. Not with that attitude. Nah, because it'll be like, we'll look to book it and then we'll go, oh, the ideas aren't fleshed out enough. Listen, me, you, Vic, Harry. JJ's down to go, actually. That's five. Everyone's been down to go for the last three years. Listen...

I will spearhead it. I will take the lead. Okay. I'll make it happen. Do you want to come? We'll see. I want to come, but I don't want to come if I'm leeching off a sideman. That's not the energy. Oh, man. They actually asked us if we'd want to do a charity match out there as well. Or like just a match. Who's they? Australia. Some Australian people. The Australian government. Australia asked him. Is Australia a guy or a girl? Australia is they, them. They, them, yeah. A, so it's female. A, Australia. Yeah.

No, at the end. Australia. It's not Australia. Like, like, like, like, yeah.

You mean like in Spanish? Yeah. Latina. Latina or Latino. Why do you say that? Because people are like, oh, do you want to get some Latinos? Say Latino. Sorry, what are they asking you? Do you want me to get you some Latinos? Say Latino. Latina. Why are you saying that? Latina. I don't know. Latina. I don't know. Someone said that to me once, but I don't know who. I think it was a joke. But I was like, no, you know.

Hey listen for real Speaking of charity match That's what I was going to say Speaking of charity match AMP versus Beta Squad match Is it? We're not sure if it's charity or not yet Not actually sure What information has come out so far? Beta Squad are playing AMP Where? I don't know In Crystal Palace I didn't know that Okay

Oh, okay. The video was really good. What was the video? It's a whole thing about they're doing like a guess the something and then they call it soccer, Betts will call it football. And then there's this whole argument of like, they start fighting each other. And at the end, it's Nico and Kai. And they're like, how about we just settle this with a game? They picked Nico and Kai to go head to head. Yeah. Well, head to knee. That's really funny. It was, it was really funny. Nick, where are you? I'm down on the floor. He just left.

He's making Toby into the... Is that what you're doing? Yeah, I'm just trying to find a good full face. Oh. But yeah, I don't really get how that game's going to work. Well, I assume 11 v 11. Kick a ball around the pitch, put in the goal. Yeah, if it's Beta Squad v A&P... They're getting smoked. It's not a match. Yeah, true. Beta Squad, I think Kenny's the only one that can't play football. Kenny can't ball. I'm sure he can ball back there as well still. He's probably about that level. Yeah. But Duke is an athlete, so he'll be fine.

But the others, I mean, you've seen the video, right? Of them doing that five-a-side match. The indoor one? Yeah. Yeah, I love that video. It's funny, but it's not football. But it's not football. Surely it'll just get balanced out by the guests who play. Yeah. But then I'm wondering... They'll probably get some good guests, to be fair. What's their... I don't know what the right word is, but how do they decide who's on what?

Because to me, it should be like... To me, AMP is like the American side. Yeah. So they should almost bring over an American team. Noah Beck. Yeah. Yeah. And then... If I was Noah Beck, I would decline. That would stress me out. Yeah. Nothing more stressful when you... Passing to 11 VIX. And then you pass to people who can't... Like, so stressed. 11 VIX. Well, 10 VIX. 10 VIX. It's easy. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it'll be good. I'm interested to see it. I should see how it goes down. Are you going to go? I don't know. Oh.

Well, it's my wedding anniversary. So it depends if we're doing something that day or if we're doing something. You can't go. Well, you never know. Talia might be a big AMP fan. She could be. And maybe that is my present. She's on Twitch. Kaz on Twitch, I think. We're actually doing our presents as, you know, like the whole this year represents this.

Okay. Yeah. We're doing it based on that because we were like, we don't know what to get. Based on what? On that. Based on the years. So year one is paper. So I could give her a ticket to the game. Sick. What's year two? Cobalt. It's like wood or... Oh, year two is interesting. Is it wood or cotton? Oh. What the fuck?

What? You know, on the edit, if you can lock, if you can put me in Toby's reaction back to back, we joked. Locked eyes, like what? What is it? It's crazy, that word is such a trigger. It is, it's correct. Wow. Oh, we've done this on a podcast before. The thing is, last time we spoke about it on a podcast, I was involved. What did I make it to? Crystal. Leather. Oh, in real, in marriage, you go by marriage, I go by marriage.

What? Do you go by marriage or by the day you met? You go by marriage, it's a wedding anniversary. Sure, I got to kindle your iron. Oh, the 23rd one is lit. Oh, it's a theme. Oh, I never met a theme. By the way, I'm never going to get married again. I'm aspiring inhaler. 20th? China. China. Oh, fire, water, air. This is sick. I didn't notice for every year. I thought it was like every like 10 years. My, uh... Were they...

That's the one. That's the Chris Redding clip. My grandparents got to 50, I think. Imagine they got 53 and did plastic. Shit. Diamond. Sheesh. This is sick. Oh, yeah. So, Talia, you're getting a ticket to the game. Cool. Are you going to go? To the game? Yeah. If I'm around, I might do. I don't know. What date is it? Yeah, I might vlog it. I do vlog, actually, every day. Randy, please. 2nd of June. It's actually on the 2nd of June? Yes. Okay.

Okay. 2nd of June. Yeah. The 1st of June is the Champions League final? Whoa. So much stuff is happening. Oh, I like how it's 3pm kick-off. It just feels very football, doesn't it? It's football. But on a Sunday it doesn't feel football. No, it doesn't feel football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we mentioned Sidemen earlier. You were going to say something about the... We were talking about the video.

about the uh no not a lot very minimal people yeah a lot of people like there's always a vocal minority well i thought everyone's hiding so if i don't hide it's a different angle to the video you know and also it's very on brand let me just sit on top so i was like it is it is on brand what did you do that you did lazy river when we did the hiding and i won that one you did win that and also he legit won that one mad yeah like we just never got

To the river when he was going past it. It was crazy. But yeah, I also didn't come last. I didn't get found first. Yeah, how did Danny... Wow. Harry didn't see him. Legitimately. Harry didn't see him.

Really? Yeah, he didn't see me at all. Because Danny was screaming, Randy's in the hot tub. Harry was like, is he? So for some reason, Danny was on the go-karts for a while, then he couldn't find a place to hide, so he was walking around. And he just started coming to talk to me. He was like, oh, what are you doing? I was like, I'm in the hot tub. And then as Harry walked out, he literally saw Danny in the grass, in the garden. So he started chasing him and just went past me. Me and Simon basically hid next to each other the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. It was good.

Also, I'd like to point out, people keep saying that Con was the reason that Harry didn't see me, but everyone walked past that corridor and no one saw me once. It was like the last, like, how long were we hiding? Like two hours or something like that? The last like 10 minutes.

Con started putting his body in the way. Yeah. He did it early on for me. Harry was like, he walked past you like 10 times. I scared Jack, you know, Jack Rubin. I scared him at one point. Nice. I jumped out. You know, Harry walked past you many, many times with no one around him. Scared Harry's mum. Yeah. His dad walked past me. His mum was like, he was like, where are you looking for me? What? She walked in and she said like, hi to everyone. We were playing pool. And I was just like, oh, someone's behind you. And she turned around and then saw your face just like over the edge of the coat. Yeah.

But that was a couple weeks ago now, that video. This is going out in two weeks. So we'll have already released Among Us, which I'm very excited for. Oh yeah, I support that one as well.

Why are you still in these? I don't know. Just keep me out. I love that video. I haven't seen the video obviously yet, but I love the filming of it. And Chip Fat is on it. I feel like we executed it quite well. Yeah. I can't really think of what we could have done. The meetings made it as well. Compared to the other Among Us in real life, the meetings made it so much better. If you think about it, that's what Among Us is all about anyway. It's not about the tasks or hiding. The meetings make it. Well, in the first video, which was...

a week ago. Me and you are the killers. Yes. In the first one. And, spoiler alert, we won. We killed in obvious places. I killed in obvious places. Because it was the first game. Yeah. We literally, like, we come back after it and everyone goes, that game wasn't great. I was like, what do you mean? I thought it was sick. No, it was really good, I think. And I don't think we killed anyone, like, we didn't do any, like, quick, like, oh, you're dead, you're dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Vic's one. What's Vic's one? Is Vic's one in the first episode? Yeah. Is it him and JJ or is it him and someone else? Him and Ethan? No. Who is with Vic? If it's not JJ, then... Wait, is Vic's the one where... I don't want to spoil it. Oh, yeah. Listen. Well, it came out a week ago. Yeah, okay. Well, what if it's in the next one? True. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm worried about. If it's with JJ, it's not in this one. I don't know. I can't remember. I just wouldn't say it.

But yeah, that was a good video. Just a note on it. I think that is going to end up being the most editing hours that's been put into us. Really? Yeah, at this point I'm hearing some... I haven't heard from Chip in weeks. He's been tweeting. Oh, he's been tweeting? Yeah. About the video? No, about Waffle. I want to clear up as well. So you were the first two killers, right? So you were doing the Skittles.

You were in the... Yes, I was doing the skills. Yeah, you were faking attacks. Yeah, me and you went and laughed. No, I wasn't faking. I did those skills. Yeah, but you didn't have to do. As an imposter, you were faking doing it.

You doing it was a fake. I didn't actually have to do it. In my head. I had to do it. So I was doing it. Yeah, and then you killed me. Yeah. So I pretended to be dead. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so just to clear this up. Then he turns up at the table and he's just... Yeah, he sat at the table. By the way, I'm dead. I thought he was going to snitch. No, let me please clear it up, bro. I thought he was going to go, well, Simon killed me, but I'm here.

What you're supposed to do is if you die, you're supposed to climb onto the table, right? And everyone takes their blindfolds off and you're dead on the table. So you kill me and I'm like pretending to be dead in this little room. And then I'm there for ages, for so long. I'm like, what's going on? And then like, no one comes and finds me ever. So I'm like, do I get up now? So I'm like pretending to be dead still. And then Lucy or someone, one of the crew come in. Oh, there you are. Let's get you out. So they take me out.

And then I walk into the room And I'm like okay I'm dead So I gotta climb up to the table Then they go Oh put your blindfold on So I put my blindfold on And the next minute The meeting starts So they must have just thought you was alive Yeah they thought I was alive But I was literally pretending to be dead So like They must have thought I was just sat like that Well you know you have a mouth So next time you can just say Oh I'm dead by the way I didn't know that I You walked in and there was two dead people I had my blindfold on

I didn't know that they didn't know I was dead. I thought they knew I was dead. That's the miscommunication. I thought they, I thought they thought I knew I was dead. Obviously turns out by the way, that's the one room that no one had cameras on. It's ironic. That's the only room that was no camera control room. No one knew I was there. And then obviously they put me down and then the meeting starts. So then at that point, then I'm like, well,

That's why I was waiting for a time to say sorry guys. I'm dead. Well, I wouldn't have killed you, but he killed Jamie just in the hallway outside. I would have found it. I would have found Jamie. You literally would have walked out and gone, well, Toby just left. That's an easy double kill. Yeah, good double kill. I really wanted to do a wee into your anal on the camera, but I didn't. I got scared. When it's a what?

You killed me in the toilet. You just wanted to pee in the urinal. Yeah, that'd be funny because everyone was like, oh, the toilet's really long to get to. I was like, well, I'm in one. So I could just use that. But yeah, sorry guys. Waffled a bit too long there. But it's a good video. I enjoyed it. There's one bit that I want to see. It's the ginge fall because it happened that way. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. He goes sprinting down the corridor. It's been raining and the ceiling's all leaking in that building. And he just...

absolutely dropped and like minutes before we were like don't run like it's slippery I don't know whose idea it was to put cardboard on a wet surface it was mine was it? yep so

Was it actually yours? Like legit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was mine. So the problem, well, not cardboard. I said we should cover this with something because it was actually like mossy and slimy. So it was already bad. And then the cardboard wasn't bad for a lot like at the start. But yes, it did compound the problem. Good word. I rate the fact that you owned up to doing such a stupid thing. Thanks, man.

Well, then, since then, that was last week's video. The video that just went out, I believe, this time would have been mobile road trip. That's the other one. Yeah. Me and Harry was trying to think earlier, like, what videos we had coming out. Literally just filmed it. I know. Like, two days ago. I know, but I forgot. You haven't seen it. Do you know anything about it? Yeah, I know that it was Ethan's video. I know. It was. Ethan...

Almost died. Okay. On that video. Yeah. I know that you started in Swindon and at the end it was really late. He's talking about what I literally said six minutes before. I know you did a sidecast on the bus on the way back. We did. I know that it was cheaply expensive. Yeah, but you asked me what I know. So we turn up to this place in Swindon early and 10am, knew that as well. Yeah. And Ethan... Summer bus, 10am. Yeah, Vic got a yellow. Oh!

That was a very controversial yellow. It wasn't his fault at all. The HR car didn't turn up. Yes, that is true. But at that point, I'm booking a car because he was like 15 minutes away. We all drove or got cars or whatever early. He stayed the night before in a hotel 10, 15 minutes away. So in my head, I'm thinking the time was 10 a.m. was meet. Mm-hmm.

It got to 9.45 and he should have gone, there's no car here. By 10, I'm booking a car. Yeah. So he turns up. We're looking at the clock and it gets to 10.30, like exactly when he's about to get it. 10.29. 10.29 it is. And his car pulls in and we're all like, he has 15 seconds. Car stops, door opens, and he just kind of like, kind of puts his jacket on, picks his bag up, jumps out, looks around,

slowly walks in gets a yellow i remember the days where he's seven seconds oh that sprint is the best we all said like you know if you just got out the car straight away you'd have made it you would yeah and he was oh but it's not my fault and then we said where's the line though is the question because he said his driver didn't turn up but i'm like okay well if my driver takes the wrong way wrong turn should i get a yellow

yeah well hold on if you're late you're late aren't you that is kind of that's what the vote ended up being if you're late you are late sorry i do i do obviously love you but games game but also it was a little bit in his control because like simon said he could have you know made his own move yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we go outside split into two teams him harry jj and uh

Me, Vic, Josh. And we literally stood in our teams on the sides of the expensive and cheap without Ethan doing anything. Wow. He was like, I can't believe this, but you're already in your teams. Wow. And you're already the right sides. Wow. So theirs comes around the corner. Should have been in the lottery that day. Might have won it. Maybe. They have this massive bus.

They have this unreal massive bus. Yeah. And we have this shitty little golden crunchy bar. But I bet you had a lot of memories in that golden crunchy bar one. Ethan almost died. Oh shit, yeah. That's memory. If that counts. Yeah. What did we do? What did you do? You went clay pigeon shooting. Oh, I love clay pigeon shooting. I'm good at it. Yeah, but you are. I'm good at something sick. Ah, ah, hold on. Because by the way, you know people have been chatting on the streets that you've got bad hand-eye coordination. Eh?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this sounds like to me. I've seen you play table tennis. You've got good hand-eye. No, hold on. If you can shoot a clay pigeon with a clay pigeon shooting gun, you can actually claim that you've got good hand-eye coordination. Who said I've got bad hand-eye coordination? You know, I've heard it from a few people now. I'll say, I think you've got bad hand-eye coordination. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Why? The way you move like a pool stick. What? Pool sticks don't move unless you move them. I don't know. Really? Yeah, like table tennis as well. They don't look fluid.

No, I'm awkward. Look at the size of me and then look at the size of my limbs. My limbs are too long for my body. This is what I'm used to. Maybe he's like an awkward shooter that it works. No, I'm good. He's a marksman. I didn't miss a shot. It's like an awkward technique. We should do troops clay pigeon shooting. We can get ready for them. You literally had a go at me for having fucking mozzarella and tomatoes saying it was Tory and you want to go clay pigeon shooting?

no but it's fun it's fun so far i'm not saying no i'm just saying that like you're suggesting this i know i went once anyway i don't think i have bad hand-eye coordination i just think i'm really unorthodox in everything i do like i do everything weird that was shit bro that was good throat that was also he thought it well that was awkward enough for it that was my left hand as well that was

Shit. Yeah, see, bad throw. John is cat-candid as well. See, I throw a good throw to you. Yeah, I don't think my hand-eye coordination... I wouldn't be able to play in goal if my hand-eye coordination was shit. Yeah. No, but it's a different kind of coordination. Like what? I don't know how to describe it because I can imagine you being like... We're shooting and you're like this, obviously. I can imagine you being good. But it's when it's like here. Golf.

Yeah, like golf. No, golf, I don't understand golf, man. No, if you haven't played before, it's quite a steep learning curve. I don't understand golf. Give me other sports. JJ, like JJ Proffitt. Cricket.

cricket I'd be good at baseball I'd be good at I love cricket oh baseball yeah I like baseball I bought a baseball bat nice for protection no I have baseballs and a glove also nice so it is not a weapon oh yeah I get that so it's trying to make it yeah I get that yeah that's what it did there no but I actually like baseball I want to play baseball you know what it's good until it's not how do we get onto this we were talking about Sideman Sideman RV video oh here we go okay cool oh we'll do it after we'll do it after

That is. Okay, you know what? Play it. Oh my God. It doesn't even look like me. Oh my God. He looks so fat. Why are my shorts turning to jeans? Oh, I regret asking for this.

I can't remember which is the first one that I saw, but that one was jokes. You need a really good... Really good video. No, photo. Whole body photo. I'll get a good one for you and we'll do this. Send me a face on one. Hopefully his Instagram has one. Perfect.

Nah, man. All weird side angle. Lots of hats. And hats everywhere. Angles, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's one of me like... Oh, no, it's side angle though. Topless? Yeah. Ooh. Riverman Byers video shoot. Anyway, yeah, we did clay pigeon shooting. Back onto Sideman. RV. RV.

uh toff george george georgia tough tough hello yeah she actually styled us okay so she come onto the bus and she was like okay i've got outfits for you harry looked really good in his outfit like he suits he always does he suits that look yeah like that's him this is every look i said keep these clothes like you're gonna need them in like five years

JJ didn't enjoy it so much couldn't fit that he turned up in a onesie yeah they were literally like fully dressed in the stuff was he awake all night on crypto or was he actually fresh he seemed fresh nice I don't know was he alright during the day he was Harry was the one who had the nap in the bus I heard you did too oh I lay next to him because it was cute for the video it would be cute and then I sat for five minutes and I was like oh we gotta film again that's alright cool okay that's what you did right until you met us was it this sort of thing

Yeah. Something like that. Yeah, with the sweater and the tie. Yeah, it was that. Is that what you did before? We didn't pose with the guns for that reason because we figured someone would edit us over a lion or something. Well, I could do that anyway. I could do that right now. Not with a gun in my hand. You are a weirdo. Can you do Photoshop? Huh? Can you do Photoshop?

He's probably better than you as well. I can use Photoshop. No, he's not better than me. I might be better. He thinks he's the best at Photoshop. No, no, no. I just want to go. I'll put Josh and Ethan above you already. Fuck off. No way, Josh. There's no way. I will literally in Vegas. Do you think you're better than Ethan? I think so. So you do think you're the best? At Photoshop, yeah. But I'd like to give Ethan a run for his money.

In Vegas you want to do that? Well he's not going to be there. Are they against Josh? For sure. That sounds like the shittest holiday I've ever had in my life. Well I'm saying we don't have to do it huh? You say Ethan's not going to be in Vegas? No. What? We'll talk about that in a second.

you actually didn't just find this out we'll talk about it yeah sure but also is that all you did was you went clay pigeon shooting before you met us yeah so basically because vick was late it fucked up our whole schedule um so we could only get dressed do clay pigeon shooting and then we had to go meet you guys okay because we went to we went to the caves went to some random caves that they make cheese in and then we were meant to make breakfast for the crew but because we were running late we

We did that and Ethan ended up making breakfast for the crew. Ethan just had a bad team experience that day. Yeah, then from there, we drove to where you guys were the racetrack. But Ethan was just in the back the whole time. And the whole time he felt a little bit... You could see he was not... I don't know how to describe it. Short of breath. Was he already coughing and stuff? Yeah, a little bit. He was struggling. He wasn't coughing and stuff like that. He was struggling a bit. But then we met up. We all did...

thing where the Stig the X Stig yeah, sorry He drove the golden crunchy bar. Yeah round the track and we catch him in a car I heard that little spoiler here that Vic beat Harry and me and JJ so we we basically all did other thing trying to catch him Yeah, and the top three were in the good team and me Josh and Vic who are the bad team all got top three Wow and

but the timings as well the timings Josh was like 155 Josh was a minute clear of me bro I was 233 and I came second wow and then Vic was 245 Harry 248 you 255 Vic JJ well it's interesting because I think I lost the 10 seconds where I you lost about 7 to 10

10 seconds. So you could have beaten Vic. I was driving so like leisurely. I forgot that I was chasing the X dig van until I saw him. I was just trying to go around the track and then I was like, oh shit, like we're doing something here. But who's it? He said it. People who's, who's, who's more likely to win someone with something to gain or something to maintain and all the people with something to gain. Yeah. Just like,

He had also told us that the shittier vehicle, the one that said Sidemen are in here, was going to be our... That's what you're getting in. See, they didn't tell me that. No, well, you didn't end up going in it. I know, but if they told me that, I would have been more scared. And then also, Harry bumped the...

the crunchy bar van and it started smoking so then when I was driving behind it and it was like we was coming to a bend and they also said don't bump it on a bend I was like should I go should I go for it nah I don't want to bump it I don't want it to smoke I don't want to tip it over and make it explode and we also got told that if we fucked up it could explode I'm not gonna lie I was trying to crash him

You see, I wish I didn't have that fear for life. I was literally going around the corner and I was like, I'll stick right out. Like I was, I was like that far away, the whole corner. And as soon as we went around that, I was trying to drive into him. And then Ethan was doing this with the flag. And I was like, all right, I won't kill him. Me, I was shook for my life. And afterwards he shook my hands like, thank you so much for caring about my life. I said, shut up. You cost me this. But then from there, I think you guys milked a cow.

barely okay they had the cow in the thing it wasn't even a cow that was like they don't even milk cows on that farm they don't milk cows well JJ was calling it sexual harassment the whole time I don't know if that's going to make the video but you know now I was like bro you're insulting the whole industry here like what are you doing two industries in a way but like what the porn industry yeah great industry by the way I love that one yep

Well, no, I don't actually. No, it's bad. Chill, chill. But actually the guy showed us how to do it. It's like, yeah, you grab the other, like the teat, you pull down and then you squeeze the thing. And then Harry tried to do it and was trying to squeeze it into his mouth the whole time. Couldn't aim it. The guy tried doing it for him and got like a little bit on his shirt. Then I did it once. And then JJ did it. I don't like these hand actions. Listen, I was practicing. But there wasn't even like a glass or a,

to milk it into. So we just like squeezed its milk onto the floor. So I kind of felt bad about wasting your milk. Like your calf could be, you know, yamming food when you're pouring it on the floor. Literally, that's what I felt like. And then, like, that was done within like...

three minutes or we've done and ethan was back dying yes during this ethan had his asthma attack yeah and then he said he could just hear he was like i could just hear you guys like mooing and stuff well i heard that harry was laughing for like three minutes so what it was yeah was we didn't know right is that bad well ethan has had asthma attacks before yeah not to the end of this not as bad as that but he's had like when he was with us he was there like

kind of thing and we were like he's had this before and he he always just laughs so it was it didn't seem serious and then when we went ib for as well yeah well in vegas i'll never forget um smoking a cigar in vegas and then literally turned to my right and he's going i didn't really know i didn't know you were there no but we so we left the race also just i'm laughing but it's not funny but honestly prayers to ethan before oh wow

We left the race car place. I was driving after JJ tried to kill us on the track because he was trying to speed that little thing around and the car was like tilting. So I was driving. JJ was in the front with me, Ethan Harry in the back. And Ethan was like, oh, I don't feel good. So he jumped in the Viano. And then we were driving for like two hours or something stupid. And then as we got towards the end,

um the the smell had cleared up the fumes had cleared so like i even jump back in if you want so he comes back into the car and then we're driving we still got like another 30 minutes to go and he's there like i'm not feeling good again and started like you know coughing a little bit and then harry and jj and and ethan we basically we was all just laughing

even though he was there dying and i look at him in the mirror and he just didn't look good but we was all like laughing it was really weird yeah and then we get to the place and he's just like no numerous times i told him like ethan let me just stop the car you can get back in the thing and you know like just clear up your airways he was like no i'm gonna firm it i'm gonna go i'm gonna go and he just refused to let me stop the car and then we got there and he was like just struggling struggling yeah so they had to call an ambulance for him

They put him on oxygen and stuff. And there was just like, in the end they said what he had life threatening asthma. Yeah. And that his asthma had been like managed badly, like the whole of his life basically. So in a weird way, it's kind of a good thing that it happened because now he can manage his asthma properly. Cause then that could have happened again at another time and been like worse. Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember we were, we were just, when we pulled up to the airport,

we someone just goes oh have you heard about Ethan and we're like no and he's like oh he's in an ambulance and he was in an ambulance at the try not to pee challenge yeah so we were kind of like we don't know how bad it is we've seen JJ put a video in the chat where he just like puts the camera onto Ethan and Ethan's just laughing but also like was that same thing the try not to pee challenge that was an asthma attack as well yeah yeah

He said he had like tightness in his chest or something. Yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah, we got to the hotel and obviously he had gone to hospital and he was there for like two, three days. Yeah, two days, three days. Yeah. He just got back like today. So yeah, he is, well, we've just, this is coming out the day after we get back. He didn't come to Vegas. Yeah. It's really sad. Put it in the chat.

yeah you've exposed yourself there Toby by not reading the chat he said the doctor has advised me to take it easy or something like that and then freezy put you have till Monday or something as like a joke and then someone said did the doctor sign it off or something yeah I was like can you give me the doctor's number man I've got to call him he literally said like oh yeah I don't think it's smart and I mean fair enough no honestly fair it is fair enough like Josh was like yeah obviously very fair but like at the same time like I feel like

Obviously not to make it about us, but when you're there and someone's not there, it's like, oh, you miss them. Especially missing Ethan as well, because I feel like, right? He is loud. No, but in a good way. You're at a meal and you're like, if you need a sure laugh, you kind of cater the joke to him and he'll laugh at it. So I'm going to really struggle. I don't know who's going to be my little caterer now. Oh, that's really upset me, man. I know, I know.

We got Deji there. That's a sure laugh. That's a sure laugh. You've got nothing to worry about. We were chatting about how shit's going to be better than up there. And he was like, well, do you reckon Deji can fill it? And I was like, realistically, no. He can't draw the word. He's a different kind. Yeah, different kind. You'll get some laughter for different reasons. But that's just sad. When we do things like this, it's always like everyone or no one sort of thing. So he'll be very missed. Maybe... Nah, there's no way. It's also probably the only thing this year that we're doing, right? Because like...

There's not going to be a stag do this year or like there's no wedding. No. So. No.

No. I keep telling them that you can do one this year and then one next year. Or stag do. Yeah, man. You don't have to do stag do just before you get married. Can you not fly out like a couple days after? Maybe. Maybe. I don't think he wants to. I think as well. I think he's like, yeah, I think, not that he's lying about the doctor, but I think it's one of the things where the doctor's like, you probably should take it easy. He's like, yeah, I don't want to go through this again, especially in America. I think part of it must be as well, I don't want to,

Like he doesn't want to be a downer on the mood. Yeah. Imagine he comes out and then first night we're like, all right, we're going to a club. He's like, oh, okay, I'll go because everyone's going. Has like an asthma attack. To be fair, Vegas isn't actually a good place for that. All the casinos smoking. The rest of the trip he's kind of like finished and it's like, okay, well, we don't want to just leave him in a room. So we're all...

altering it i think if anyone wants that burden yeah if you go to like a life or anything like that you're like the last thing you want to do is go away especially vegas of all places you know if he did well if he did want to i'd be happy to have like a chill one with him just yeah he's there if he did want to do that yeah but everyone wouldn't want to change he doesn't want everyone's plan to change yeah but i don't care i know but he's not gonna want to change it yeah i mean well by the time you've seen this it's done so yeah i reckon um what's done

As in we're back from Vegas. Oh, okay. I reckon Vegas is going to be crazy. I think everyone's building up. By now, we've already been and done it. How was it? Did you enjoy it? It was alright. More chill than you expected or less? Uh...

I think it was a good mix. Yeah. It was less chill. Because you were into it, wanting to chill a lot. Yeah. So I wouldn't, you know. I'm going to chill a lot. Yeah, I know. I'm making sure. I'm obsessed with the iPad, sorry. Yeah? We've got two. What? Well, yeah, if you want to ask your little topic.

Yeah. That's so cool. It's like a perfect size. It's like sick. We've leveled up, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Look at it. Although he moaned when he was like, wait, what? Why is it this small? He just went, uh. Yeah. I gave him the wrong iPad. I gave him my iPad. This is like the same size as your phone. Yeah. My phone's over there, but. Toby actually is one of the first people to see his studio. He is the first Sideman to see it. He's one of the first. I have everyone. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.

Cool. Has JJ not been on this set yet? He has been on it. But you saw it first. No, real quick, on Vegas, I think it's going to be, when I say crazy, I don't necessarily mean like good. I mean, it's just going to be crazy because I feel like everyone's going for their own reason at this point. And it's going to be fun to see how it ends up. I'm worried that people aren't going to

Be appreciative of JJ. They will. I don't know because everyone keeps going, oh, are we going out this night? And I know he's booked some nights and everyone's like, no, I'm going out every night. He said that as well. He's like, if you want to go out, they can do. For sure. You know what I'm saying? That's fair as well. He's booked certain things and if everyone wants to go out, you go and sort it yourself. Whatever he's booked, I will try my hardest to be at all of them. I'll do whatever. As long as my life doesn't feel threatened, I'll do it. He's very historically like,

thing is thing is right sometimes he'll go oh this place is sick let's go and do it other times he'll see something and just be like oh his PA go book that you know he hasn't double checked and also Josh was saying one time you guys went I didn't go and he booked like Doonbuggy Inn and you got there and he hadn't actually booked it I wasn't on that one okay but um were you not I don't think so where was that we were there

I think so. I reckon he's booked some sick stuff because he likes to do fun stuff as well. So, you know, I'm excited for it. And also, yeah, like, you know, yeah, it'd be a good time. I'm excited for this trip for him because I know how much work he's been putting in. I mean, we all know how much work he's been putting in the last year. He's so excited. No, but yeah, it's going to be great. But that's what I'm saying. It's going to be feral because like in many different ways. Oh, we're going to be playing there. Yeah, we're playing that. We have played there.

even i'm gonna go to the golf even though i can't golf yeah come on well i know vick said he didn't want to play all of it so i'm not gonna play golf i'm just gonna hit the ball like three days around after he played with us before okay yeah i think he said i'm not cut out for 18 holes sure because he was trying to say oh we'll play scramble and i was like oh yeah but everyone's gonna want to play what are you gonna do what do eight and nine holes then leave

Well, I assume like you might do it too, where you might just like play a few holes and then kind of just be like, I won't even, I just want to hit the ball as much as possible. Yeah. As in I'll hit a ball just for hitting the ball sake. And then probably get around. We've got, as you play golf really. Deji, Toby, JJ, Vic, the non like sort of golfers. But Deji claims he is a golfer. They're ethnics. What? They're ethnics. Yeah. But I didn't say that.

I did. You know when we first made that golf channel, it was just the troops. Minus the ethics. And Ethan pulled out and we were like, we're saved. Nigerian. But JJ actually really likes it, I think. But what I'm saying is, we can actually have where each one of those are on a team. And it's like, which one of them can win, you know? So Toby's on a team. Okay, but who's he with?

I have no hand-eye coordination. Lux and Kal. Then, okay, no, no. It doesn't work. Numbers don't work. They don't. They don't. They don't work. So you just built my hopes up for now. But no, but I was saying, do we put all you guys on the same team? What do you mean all you guys? I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. We're going to have to go around in three groups. Yeah. So how do you split the ten as three groups? Well, if Vic's not playing the whole thing, I'll be someone's caddy. I'm happy to be there.

I don't like how that will look. Toby, can I have my driver, please? You said please this time. Oh, man. But yeah, Vegas was a great time. I had a blast. Do you think you'll ever get into golf? I love the satisfaction of hitting a golf ball cleanly. And right now it's super rare for me. So when I do it, it feels really good. So potentially, yeah.

Like I love going top golf. I do top golf all day. I think you'll be, I think you'll love it as well when we play the Vegas course. Really? Because you haven't played a round of. I haven't played a round of golf. The one we did in the video. Yeah, in Switzerland, which was freezing. Switzerland and the, what was that video that we did? Vic, right? Oh, when we just did it after, in Portugal? No. No.

Did you go around? No. The George Clark one, right? Oh, the one where he was your caddy. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

again that was like it's warm there but like playing in vegas you're going to be in a t-shirt and shorts and it's just gonna be like really nice weather because i do think i could get into golf because when we did it in switzerland i loved it but the cold fucked me up and you're just gonna literally get in get in a buggy have a nice drink see your next shot yeah yeah he gets into the boogie he goes wow i've never been in a golf boogie before he

He literally got dropped off at the Grover in a golf buggy. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. When he didn't know that your tee time was stopped. And also in festivals he'd been driven around on golf carts. But he meant like on a golf cart. He's never played golf while getting in and taking a buggy after. Yeah. Wait, that's a total lie. He's been in a golf buggy. When we did All Sports Golf. He wasn't there. He wasn't in All Sports Golf. The second one.

Yeah We definitely got taken around In Switzerland Switzerland we did the buggy Yeah Yeah but he only played You played three holes Yeah true And it was like Alright stop here We need to film this Stop here That's not really like He was really trying as well You can tell he's gone through his lessons Learned it And then like Applied it

I find it so funny that everyone has their lessons and they're like, I've mastered this. Yeah, of course. You are one of those people, right? You are one of those people. I went one lesson and honestly, it was so good. I learned so much.

Did he not say he's like the best golfer in the jet or something? He says that all the time. I'm obviously joking. Deep down, I think I have the potential to be the best in the group. You've got the highest ceiling. Do you think everyone has the... You think you have the highest ceiling? No, no, no, no. I think you do. I don't think I do. I think right now, I have... Was it that I just completely missed it? No, it moved. Show a good one. Well, I assume you hit it at some point.

Do I hit this? I just look so awkward, bro. That's a nice hit. That was a good hit. But I feel like... But it's awkward, though. Awkward. Yeah. If everybody trained for a year, like none of you played with each other for a year, you got lessons, everything, who would be the best after a year? After a year? If everyone trained for a year... I think Freezy. I think Freezy. All of the troops? Yeah. I think Freezy. Lux's hip would give up.

That's just the truth. I do. Freezy, Simon, Harry, Josh. Yeah. No, I think I would crumble under pressure. As soon as there's like... No, once you learn how to do something, you've got it. Nah. Nick, I'm a bug in here. Once he learns how to do something, he's got it. He's annoyingly...

like good early doors at stuff is a thing yeah I never mastered it are you telling me the drop off is yeah I just don't know I've not seen whether he continues to go up I think I can pick up I can pick up nearly anything and be like quite good at it but I don't really get better

And also, I think your lessons will go one of either two ways, right? Depends who your teacher is, really. Yeah, and also, you're very stubborn. And I know that a golf pro will be like, this is how you should do the shot. And you'll be like, nah. I think I can swing better than that. I think I've got a stubborn stigma that's stuck with me over the years. And I know I'm stubborn, but... You're only stubborn when you're right.

I think I'm stubborn but everyone thinks I'm overly stubborn now yeah yeah we've got stereotypes I mean I'm very crazily stubborn I'm way stubborn I'm probably more stubborn than you are to be honest yeah so stubborn crazy

That's why you were like, I miss the old humble Randy. I was like, I was never humble. I'm just polite humble. I'm like, you know, I, you know, I know. Um, I think there's some truth to that though. Like the way you hold, you like the way you hold it. So if someone goes, you should hold it like that. If someone says you should hold it like this, you're like, yeah, I hear you, but I don't like that.

I literally changed when I had like... He didn't like change. I remember when you first did it, you were like, I know you're supposed to hold it like this, but I don't want to. I think... No, I literally changed it when Freezy told me to. He was like, yeah, you're never going to learn to be good if you hold it like you are. Yeah. I was like, all right. The next time I played where we were just playing, straight away changed it. Yeah. Okay, fair. Yeah, so I think it's about what you're comfortable with. If you're not comfortable with something, then you won't do it. If I get told by someone better than me,

I'll listen to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's coming from you, shut the fuck up. I mean, I beat him last time we played. No, you keep wondering why everyone keeps saying, oh, Simon's going to be the best, because you are naturally the best right now. No, you're just whack and you think you're amazing. No, I'm really good. Are you bad? No, I'm not bad. He's the best in the group. I'm the best in the group. Even though he lost to me, Cal, Harry, Cal. I reckon I could beat you at a round of golf. No, you don't.

I actually think give Toby like... No, no, no, no, give, no give. I'm saying give Toby three weeks and he can beat you. Okay, let's do it, let's do it.

Don't do it. I won't play for three weeks. I reckon I can do it. From now, you can't play for three weeks. No. After Vegas. We do want to play more in Vegas other than this predetermined session. Depends what we have planned. Everyone's taking their clubs. Taking their what? Clubs. Everyone's taking their clubs. Clubs. Everyone's taking their golf clubs. I think we will.

I think we'll play one, two rounds with the one that JJ books and then there'll be like an early morning session where JJ's like, oh, I've booked this at 12. And everyone will be like, we could do a 9am. 9am, no, we'll have to be like 6am to get to 12. It takes way longer than I always think. Just do a 9. You can't, man. What do you mean you can't? You're just like, when you get to 9, you're like, oh, I'll do 9 more. Are you saying 9 to 9? Yes. I get to 18 and I'm like hacking it all through. What do you mean by that?

I get to 18. You're hacking it up. Okay, no. But I get to 18 and I hate one good shot. I'm like, oh, I could go again right now. 18, yeah. Oh, you know what's really annoying? By this point, this is going out. Leeds will either be in the playoffs or promoted. Either are fine. Guaranteed playoffs now. Wait, when's the next game? Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night against QPR away. And then in Vegas. No, no, no. It's all in Ipswich's hands.

Oh, Ipswich won. But Ipswich have a game in hand and they're one point behind us. When's their game in hand? Like, they're playing like Thursday and Sunday or something like that. Also, sorry to everyone watching because they hate it when we record so far in advance but we have to do it. Yeah, get over it. Well, you can laugh at me because I'm sitting here talking about Leeds and we may have literally bottled it. Yeah, but who else is in the playoffs going to be, do you reckon? Southampton, most likely Leeds. Hull could...

I think West Brom and someone else. Do you feel any allegiance to Hull? No. No. Fittal. Yeah. You and Coventry. Must have been a tough game for you the other day. It was a tough game to watch, but not for the reason that you're saying. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, damn. Our championship has been sick this year, man. Leicester basically secured it when they beat Southampton 5-0. No, shout out to BBC, by the way. They've never changed their table layout for like 15 years now. Leicester have lost 10 games. They're about to win the league. Yeah. They need...

What do they need? One win in their last two. Because if they draw... Yeah, one win. One win out of their last two. And who's their last two? Yeah, they have changed it. You can't click that anymore. Sorry, guys. Oh, a little sign in there as well. Well, Forrest could be down by now. No. Preston and Blackburn. I'm hoping now, though, Leeds are... We're playing Southampton. Southampton are pretty much now just play-offs.

Wait, is the Preston game home or away? Away. As in Preston are home? Yeah. When is it? I'm going to miss it. Yeah, the game is at like 6am. We could have gone in the box. The game's like 6am on the 4th in Vegas. 6am? Are you going to watch it? Yes, I have to. Oh, you know what as well? I will say a better word is if we lose our next game and Ipswich win their next two, so they're five points ahead.

So if there's literally no way we can get it, that's the only way I won't watch it. A great thing about America is you can watch Premier League football, all the games, in your bed and in hotel rooms. You know, you wake up and you've got jet lag. You whack on TV and football's on. Yeah. One of my favourite things about America hotels. Who's at the bottom then? Wait, Coventry can still get playoffs. I hope Wednesday stay up. They can, but they won't. I think Hull just beat Coventry last night. Oh no, they can't. Come on Wednesday. Well, Ipswich's game in hand, I think, is against Hull.

Who are fighting for the playoffs. But this has all happened, so no one really cares. Man City are winning 1-0. Oh, no. How long left? It's like 30 minutes in, isn't it? Who's got it? KDB. Wait, winning against who? Phil Foden just scored. 2-0. He is so cold. I am so excited for this FPL.

You heard about it right now? Is it in text right now? You've not heard about it? No, what? You have. Have I? And JJ is not bottom anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Harry could be. Lux is bottom, right? Lux is bottom. But Harry's down. Harry's close. JJ's so close to Harry. Yeah. And JJ's taken so many hits. And by the way, can I say one thing, right? Can I say one thing? Can you remember when I was sat here in the podcast last time and I was like, I'm captaining Ben White. And I was like, bro, fuck. You forgot to do it. No, no, no. No, it was between Ben White or Salah.

And Liverpool were playing who? I think Fulham and Everton. And Arsenal were playing Chelsea and Wolves. Yeah, but I... Anyone with a brain would have gone Ben White.

but I was thinking differential no one in the league is going to do it and then he ended up getting two clean sheets and scored two fucking goals against Chelsea and I would have looked at God and I might have been where would I have been I would have been third okay let's go one place the thing is I would feel really bad for you but you were literally playing for nothing at this point I know I know but I was getting close to the bottom Theo got 100 points more than fucking Harry

That is, this is, JJ getting 142. JJ next year is going to be a problem, by the way. Ever since he like spunked all his chips and started taking hits, he's got better. You know, so now he knows that going into next year. And he proper sweats it as well. He loves watching the YouTube videos, watches every game. So I think I can say this. Oh, JJ's got the amount of points that he was born in? No, he was 93. Ah, you were 92. Yeah. So I think I can say this. Bottom three.

are paying for a holiday for all of the guys to go on. It's just a holiday, right? Ethan is not going on that holiday. If he comes bottom three and has to pay for a holiday for all the boys to go on. Yeah, yeah. If he pays as well, it'll be his third in a row. Wait, can you change your team name during the season?

No, but you can if your name gets... Wait, you can because Kallax's was something about dancing. Yeah, you're right. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. I was going to say if Will and he's predicted this, that's so funny. No, he's been like that the whole time. Shut up. He's had Kallax's last. No, actually he hasn't. He hasn't. His first team name... Okay, but like after like a week or two. Yeah. And he's been there the whole time. His team name at the start was Theo's phone number. Oh, yeah. That's funny. Yeah. And then he realized that everyone can see it. That's funny.

Yeah. Are you going to do FPL next year? God, no. I would love it, man. What if Leeds go up? I would do one with you if you want to do it. Wow. I also said it would be fun to do a FPL where it's like

either because I'm not gonna lose interest after just do the team and then see where you are and that's it that's why this group so I used to do FPL and I used to stop playing every single one of you has complained more than 35 times about how much yes you have no no I do five minutes you literally started this conversation by like oh I said I was gonna captain Ben White very happily

But yeah, I would make a team and leave it there. I want to do more stuff like, I wouldn't know if I wasn't involved, but like Fitness Feb that isn't going to literally trash your career for a month. I want to find stuff like that. Like the betting month was really fun. Gambling month was fun. Sorry, betting, yeah. It wasn't really gambling, was it? We do that on like World Cups and stuff, no? Yeah. Euros? Euro one? I'll do Euro one. What would you do? £100? Nick has suggested a bunch that's like,

You said loads to me. Oh, one where you choose the outcome of every single game, win, lose, draw. And you get points depending on whether you get it right, whether you get the exact score, whether you get all that. That's cool. I would do that. I could run that for you. I'll do that. Charge us a fee. What's the fee? £1,000 from Randolph. I'll take it. Done. Deal. Oh, the light's not on. There was a good light in the back. When does your 24-hour stream start? Tomorrow. What time?

I don't know when I wake up. You're going to be knackered, eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Yeah. Doing a 24-hour stream tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. What are you going to play? Everything. Hopefully. I mean, it's already happened. Hopefully I have a football section. Play it up. I heard this. No. In your garden? Yeah. That's sick. So we're going to just take a phone camera out there. Sick. This is going to come over and go goal. And then I'll just have an iPad or my phone or something. You should charge it up. What time are you going to do that? One, two. Something like that.

yeah if i'm around i might pop through and jump in goal for a bit i think it'll be a yeah 24 hours is just too much hand that coordination um yeah you can prove to you why it's actually i hand the coordination for me because i'm that bad at it um yeah okay so are you gonna play any overwatch uh because if you do i'll be there maybe i might do then yeah if you if you'll play i'll do it i think i'm gonna play valorant can't play i'll get busy tomorrow what are you doing

I've got a whatnot stream giving away five base set packs. Okay, I saw that. Yeah. Have you seen? Wait. Look at that. Sick, yeah. See the three base set. Yeah. OG OG. It's not first edition, but Jamie got us that. That's cool. Gifted, yeah. He offered us either that or nine Charizards framed. Jamie's a legend. He really is. He really is. And then driving back to see Harper. Oh. So I have to pack for Vegas by tomorrow.

Did you get a PA? I'm going to, but I have to sort something out first. What are you doing this weekend? Preparing for Vegas. Yeah? Mentally. Mentally preparing for Vegas. Okay. I want to try and stream. Eh? What? Eh? What did he say? I don't know. He said you have a wank. Oh, I thought you said he's a neek. I don't know why. Any music soon? Well, I thought we were here. Can I say one thing? And I'm not sure if this is like... Go on, say it. If I'm here late in this building and I can hear like...

You know it's me. Yeah. Sorry, that sounded like a clanging song to you. Making music in my studio. Yeah, I noticed you. Yeah. Really? Do you hear the... I can hear the...

Stop doing it like that. You even like, you thrust a little bit. Yeah, I'm moving. I'm not moving too. Have you got any new music coming out? I've heard them. I've heard them. Coming out. Oh, sorry. Sorry. So I still need to drop the Australia one. The video is getting finished this week. I finally got an editor for it.

And then I think I want to do like a little project. It's not like an album, but kind of an album. I don't want to call it an album. Like an album, like a mixtape album. Why not just a mixtape? Yeah. If you're reading this, it's too late because mixtapes don't exist anymore. Because they used to get them on tapes and hang them out and pass them out. But now it's just Spotify. So what's the difference between that and an album? You tell me.

Just means that you can save your debut album for when you want it to be. I'm doing that as well, yeah, I'll do that for sure. What if the mixtape goes off too? I don't call it my debut album. Is it too late? No, then you're like, oh, I went platinum on a mixtape. Yeah, yeah. What about this is a mixtape unless it blows, then it's an album. Call it that. It's not catchy. No, no, you do it by the first letter. Like Drake does if you're in this too late. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would that acronym be? Acronym. Let's go. T-I-A-M-A.

U-I-B-T-I-A-B. No, T-I-A-A. Sick one. We should play a game once where you have to guess the album based on the acronym. That's cool. That's really cool. More Sidemen. Oh, what the fuck? You can come. Yes. No, that guy will be angry again. Who? That guy who's like, what the fuck? Comment guys back. I really want one of these iPads. Yeah, well...

You can pick one of the topics. JME brought his own. Yeah, you know, Jamie turned up. So I've come unprepared is what you're telling me. Jamie turned up with an iPad. This size? It was kind of like this size. It was the same one. It was the same one. And he literally just had his own topics. He was like, all right,

Aliens. It's perfect size, man. That can go in my pouch. E-Seagull screeching competition. What the fuck is that? You're going to need headphones for it. Seagull screeching competition. Yeah. E-Seagull. E-Seagull screeching competition. You know there's pun competitions. Have you seen these? I'll be so bad. I'll choke on the depression. Honestly, I've seen there's like a world championship of it. Is he shit? Oh, the world champion. She won it. She won it and...

It's not great. That's where I'm from. Do we come up with better puns? But all ours are so, like, immature. They're probably like... Well, can we show this firstly? This is a nine-year-old boy from Derbyshire who's won a European seagull screeching competition. So why is this a European competition? Everyone's going to have a listen. Because he's from Europe. That's cold. That is really cold. He asked to do more as well, like...

He wanted to show off, is what he said. Yeah. He said, he said, he said. Whoa, Toby. Everyone's alcoholics. Wait, rewind it to the start. Can you hear the don? That is ridiculous. That's fucking pathetic, though. What? Right, okay. It's a nine-year-old. So the pun competition. I'm joking. They give you the theme for the pun, and you only have like 30 seconds to think of one. All right, run it. Let's see it. Let's go. Okay. Okay.

Do I need the headphones on again? In a minute. Oh, okay. I reckon I can do this. This is what I mean. I think you should just do it for a video regardless. Yeah. Just try and enter it. I want to enter the Rock Paper Scissors World Championship. But if I choke, it's going to be so embarrassing. It doesn't matter. It's a video. That's the point of it. You should do the world gurning competition. No, I want to do... What is that? You've never seen the world gurner? No. The world's best gurner? No. His face moves like...

It's a different face. You see in the cartoons when they eat something sour and their face like... Yeah. It's like that. Yeah, got you. Like he's going to eat his nose. Ooh. Sorry. I want to do World Hide and Seek Championships. You are good at it. You are really good at it. I was surprised at how bad Chip and Arthur were. Chip's normally really good. Chip's good. Arthur gave him away, though. Yeah. But honestly, I think it was quite... For him, it was quite... I didn't see what it looked like up there. But to me...

I think I would have looked up there regardless. Unless he was like really, really hidden up there. Fair enough. Yeah, this is the UK Pun Championship. Come in and we have a round and then basically we work out who's going to be in the semi-final and then there's a break and then there's two semi-finals. Are you saying it was me? Well, you're about to. Can we turn it up a little bit? Please.

That was dead. Yeah, that's C. I'm off. I'm off. I thought they had to include the word friend in there. No, it's just that's the topic. You could do that. No, I choke under the pressure. No.

And also I feel like puns are more fun when like someone says something and you reel one off to that and you don't expect it. If you're expecting a pun you're already judging it. I mean no one in the audience is actually laughing. Yeah, who's going to pay to go with puns? Yeah, true. It's like comedians where you're like the crowd are dying laughing. And that feels like when people say they're freestyling but really they're rapping something that they already wrote and it's memorising their head. Yeah. Like battle rap. I do like battle rap but it's like when you do the typical cadence of like a battle rapper I just find it like oh man why you know

they do like the whole like no no no no no no no no and then you know like the m&m flow yeah well they're not even m&m flow they just like start doing as well and like i don't know have you ever seen like the really low budget rap battles it's just like 10 guys in a room and they're like oh it's just crazy i love them they're so funny well don't flop no because that's a proper that's a proper one some people like do low budget ones where they want to do it like that and it's like it's everyone everyone's gonna go but it's just like it's

It's like when people do podcasts, you know, it's like, you know, three people do podcasts and the mic's not plugged in. That kind of vibe, you know, it's just like, it's just like, I'm not like a prick for judging. You know, I'm gonna double down. You think you're better than everyone. I miss the humble Randy. Yeah, look at this. Trans World Sport. I watched this one. Oh, wow. That's sick. That's so sick. We had one come in for, um, trying to laugh. Yeah. What's the thing around his neck? You gotta wear it when you, um, it's like a horse saddle, I think. Wait, it's the queen.

He looks like a dinosaur exhibit. Yeah. And she's a dinosaur. Is this a talent? Yeah. Oh, can we watch the Stone Skimming World Championships, Nick? Click that one, please. The what? Stone Skimming World Championship. This I would love to do. Yeah. But I'm not good at this. Apparently, you meant to model your golf swing around the skimming stone. That's cold. Huh? Oh. You see the end? Yeah. It was like 30.

Where did that one go? I think it like fair enough right Egg throwing world championship What's this channel? This channel's sick Fair enough You know like that You are sick of it That was so straight as well But it is Niki Yeah but you know what Sometimes it's good to be a Niki I'm real I'd rather be Niki than not Niki in everything Oh he's a Niki Sorry I'm so sorry That's someone's dad That's someone's Yeah granddad or something

What's this? Oh, you have to throw and catch it, I think. Yeah, I think you just have to... Toby wouldn't be very good then. My eye-hand coordination. I think you work as a team, maybe? I don't know. Did you just have fun? Mate, there's this road near me and Adam, and we've driven past there a few times. There's always like randomly on a Sunday, there's like a hundred people.

Oh.

Bit of the brown. I've seen that on TikTok. They can throw it really far to be fair as well. Fair play to them. Randy sounds like he doesn't care. No, no, I mean, it's legitness. I care. I care a lot. That's legitness. No movies have come out recently that are funny, right? I've been thinking this. Movies? Like, just films. I can't remember the last film I watched. What's the last film you watched?

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. Oh my god. What? I think even I've watched a film since then. I watched it again recently. Okay, cool. I get what you mean. You mean like there's not been a funny film since like Superbad? That genre in general has been dead. But yeah. 22 Jump Street. That was weird. That was very weird. You know, it'd be even better if you said the same number. A bit disappointing. Yeah, but he went... He said like and I said 22. Yeah. Sure, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you know what you could watch? What? Dude Perfect documentary, apparently. I didn't know they had one. By the way, that guy is so good at everything, isn't he? Who? Ty. He actually is good at everything. Is he? Yeah. I don't know. He actually is good at everything, not like you, who's like semi-good at everything. That wasn't even where I was going. That's where you went. But he's pretty much like an athlete, I swear to God. He can do everything. Yeah? Yeah. Is this the future for all YouTubers? What, doing a doc? I wouldn't say it's the future for all YouTubers.

It comes out today, by the way. It comes out today. Because it literally comes out today. For us today. Yes, 25th of April. Mad. What is it? Like, I know it's a documentary on them, but what? It's an hour and a third of trick shots. Perfect normally, but longer. Because they're doing a lot of like bigger stuff now, right? Like they're trying to have their like headquarters, which is massive. Well, they got the investment now. Yeah, they got the investment. I'm telling you boys, America, man.

I don't want investment. Would you? Would you want? I can't take investment. I don't need investment, sorry. Texas A&M. Yes. That's you. They all went to Texas A&M. Did they? Do you know them? Yes. The Longhorns. Go Longhorns. Longhorns? That's Austin. That's the other one. That's their enemies. Yeah, you idiot.

You actually are an idiot. By the way, I'd bother you in a brain off. Of course you would. That's a mad sentence. That's got to be a Hall of Fame clip. Hey, listen, man, we can try. You're definitely better than me at that. Speaking? Yes. Real brain, you're better than me, but other brain, I'll give you a run for your money. Dude perfect, a very long shot.

Didn't capture me. They're doing a shot of like the highest basketball shot in Vegas or something like that. Maybe they were there. They're like, just their names are just, I love them, right? But the fact that they have Cody, Kobe, Garrett, Cody, Tyler. They can't help but be an American. They're so American. Those are so American. You know 30 Under 34? You can just buy that. What? I found out recently. You can just buy it. Yeah.

What's the point? There's only 30 spots though. So what is it like highest bidder? Yeah. Could I buy it? Probably. You know you can buy that. Yeah. You could have. Cause they also do like 330 UK edition. Less important now. But you're saying, is this the future for all YouTubers? Doing documentaries. Yeah. I think, I think. Is it on Netflix? I think it's going to be Disney. Yeah. I was going to say, did they not sign with Disney? Maybe. Yeah.

It kind of could be because people now view us as like the new school celebrity. ESPN are on our own by Disney. Yeah, I think they are. Yeah, I think it's been changed or something happened. But yeah, it better make sense if they're doing a sports documentary, right? Because the sports guys. Yeah, people do view us as like the new school celebrity and like so many celebrities have documentaries. Yeah. What individuals actually have documentaries that aren't celebrities? Serial killers. Celebrities.

They are, anyway. I'd say serial killers are celebrities. I think Ted Bundy is more famous than him. He's very... I was so on the street. Wait, is it wrong? Of course it's not wrong, no. No, of course it's not wrong. I mean, I'd kill to be the... It's as famous as him. Nice. You could. Put me in the pun competition. When you can say competition, we will... I can't say anything, man. I can't say shit. Do you think there's a YouTuber that's more famous than Ted Bundy?

He's not a YouTuber. No, but he's a YouTuber. I know, I know. Mr. Beast? No, no, no. No, no. Wait, which one's Ted Bundy again? The really cool one. Don't do that. Which one is it? But he's the one who broke out of prison, man. No, but what did he do? I can't remember. Killed those people. He killed loads of women, mainly college girls. Is that the one in America? You're thinking of this Becky guy on the new one.

The new one? The latest one that went around? Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm not thinking of Jeffrey Dahmer. He's the one that was the boys. So Ted Bundy is the one that was meeting girls in bars and killing them, I think. Well, he would pretend to have a cast on and he would get girls to bring a canoe. He'd say, hey, can you take it and can you pull it into the back of the van? And then once they were in the van, he'd push the canoe all the way in and trap them in and the doors would be locked from the inside.

Never trust people with a canoe. Yeah, that's fucked. But I don't think a lot of people in Europe would know about that. But everywhere I go, they know KSI. Even in Japan, bro. KSI is more famous than everyone. You know what? I'd love to see Ted Bundy in Japan. No one would know who he is. But KSI, they do. But then per capita, in America, Ted Bundy probably plays JJ. Yeah. Ooh.

Yeah, and also I said Capita and didn't stutter. Capita, I mean it's quite hard. Capita. Who do you want to see a podcast, a podcast? Who do you want to see a documentary of? Who do I care about? Well, who do you think would be interesting? XQC. Are you talking content creator or just anyone in the world? Both. Pokimane. I think PewDiePie would be really good. PewDiePie would be good now. Yeah. How's your life changed since you were grinding YouTube? Yeah. Now you're grinding life.

wholesome positivity I don't know who are you saying if they started recording like from now or if they have like a whole back for their whole journey yeah they've got a documentary on them ready Will Smith during the slap like during that like that part of his life I think that would be a lot for me to take it because Will Smith growing up was like iconic and now even seeing like the kind of decline it feels like a decline yeah Bad Boys 4 is coming out though could he regain that

No. Alright. That's the truth. He's like him, David Beckham and Eminem and it's hard now. It's getting hard for you isn't it? Yeah. He came out with J Balvin though at Coachella. Did he actually? Yeah and he performed Eminem Black. Eminem? That's cold. Why would Eminem perform that song?

But they've ruined it because he did the first verse and then it was like, it was really good. And then it goes into some J Balvin music and then it goes back to it and he starts doing the, now let me see you just bounce with me just back. But they didn't know what to stop. Well, they had J Balvin's backing track. Got you, got you, got you. It was a bit weird. Didn't like it. Are you going to drop the wedding video in Vegas? Are you going to bring it? Oh, I'll get it. Yeah, thank you. His speech.

I want to see his speech. Not the actual wedding video. He doesn't care. I do care. Yeah? Obviously I care. But you just want to see us kiss. Did we kiss? Not us. Was that serious? Yeah. Well, I, apparently, oh yeah, I got, yeah. Do you know how many times at the wedding he goes, he goes like, oh,

I didn't see the kiss do it again I didn't see it I remember we were sitting to each other right I couldn't see through the fucking gazebo thing do it again kiss again man I've never seen you and Tyler kiss before I'll never probably see it again it's on tape yeah it is there's actually a documentary coming out it's called The Kiss oh yeah would you watch that one yeah I wanna watch it documentary maybe Lil Wayne yeah man if it's got his whole do you agree Lil Wayne over Drake you don't do you

It depends what you want. As an artist, you have to... You're just saying his favourite or... No, it's like... As an artist, you have to put Drake. Yeah. But I don't know. Lil Wayne did it when he was 14. Pretty impressive. Lil Wayne's been called though. I listened to that. So did Lil Bow Wow. It was different. Why? Because Lil Wayne was just so much bigger and is bigger now. I read that... Justin Bieber did it earlier. Yeah. And he's bigger than Lil Wayne now. But he got his songs written for him. Lil Wayne was doing it himself.

kind of i read that he wasn't allowed to swear you know in his first tracks his mom didn't want him to swear yeah yeah but yeah he's one and then uh content creator wise you don't really watch youtube do you i feel like i don't really watch it anymore so maybe like maybe like kais and that if i could see his whole journey that would be cool he started young ago didn't he he used to be in someone's videos remember that he was in someone's video and then he got a clip of it and now look at him

I don't know who else I'd want to see. You know how a good YouTube show would be, right? You know how they do at GQ, like 10 things I can't live without? They should do one like that where it's like, watch your YouTube homepage. That'd be sick.

And you just talk about different YouTubers you watch. Yeah, but I was, yeah, like, so, cause I always never forget, like JJ's homepage is crazy. I think one of the most crazy things I've seen in my life. It's just so, it's so like random. Yeah. It's so not, it's like, you know, Dragon Ball Legends over here. Then you've got like Bitcoin over there. Then you're like how to do random stuff. You know, it's not like he has no mainstream on his YouTube at all. See, mine is Sky Sports. Mm-hmm.

Sidemen, more Sidemen, Sidemen Reacts and the Troops channels. A little bit of Vane. That's literally it. That's all I go on YouTube to see. But isn't it interesting though? It tells you a lot about someone if you can see the YouTube homepage. I might do it. Fuck it, Randi channel. Well, sorry, Randolph channel. Yeah, go on. Actually, your one isn't on my... I'm joking. I know it's not. I know it's not. Um...

How stressed are you as a person? Right now? Big, big, big, big question. Where does that come from? We spoke about it a while ago and we were saying like, who comes across as a stressed person?

Just in general in life or at this current time? Well, we were talking about it was John, you and me. You know what's funny as well? Since we've had that conversation, you've become a lot more stressed. Have you noticed? Yeah, a little bit. Is it our fault? Did we unlock it from you? Well, we were basically just saying like, okay, who comes across as stressed? Because they were both like, I don't seem like a stressed person at all. I mean, do I come across as stressed? No. No. Maybe that's just how I deal with my stress. Yeah. I'm kind of like a push it to the side, do it a bit later kind of person. But I like it when you get angry a little bit, you know? I like that a lot.

Yeah, when your shirt's off as well. Well, that's different. Don't. I feel like right now in life, I'm a little bit stressed. I feel like there's just a lot going on, a lot of moving parts. And sometimes there's a lot to keep on top of. But I have a good support system around me. I've got good people around me, good friends, good family. So I always try and count my blessings to deal with my stressors. Whoa. Whoa.

that's going on the mixtape that should be an album yeah let's go let's go he's a stressed person i think randy's super stressed right now i can feel it yeah i feel it but you know what you know say about stressed there we go this is for the mixtape chest no why do i even think that you're stressed

I don't even know. There's pretty obvious reasons. No, I'm trying to quantify what it is that you, there's something that you do that lets me know that you're stressed and I can't really put it into words right now. You got it, you got it, you got it.

Is that one John? Is that one the me and Simon one? Yeah. Okay, got you, got you. Sorry. No, I don't take offence. You have to know this. When John laughs, I always have to apologise. True. Apologise for bringing out his laugh. Sorry you had to hear that. Now he's mic'd up as well. God, no one's to hear that. Right, so are you stressed? I'm stressed, but I think the only people that will say like, oh, do you think Simon is a stressed person? Will be the other sidemen.

Which I think... What, the other Sidemen would say that you're stressed? Yeah. Like, we asked Josh, didn't we? If I was a stressed person. He was like, yeah. So I think that just shows the Sidemen stress me out. Well, I do think... And also, hold on. The Sidemen filming. Sorry, before someone gets a hold of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Sidemen calendar does stress me out. Yeah, but you've got some days off now. Green cells. And like... I don't.

Yeah, we've now changed it. Now we've got greens in. Sorry, yeah. We now have weekends where we're not. But that'll just be me filming my own videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. But like, when it comes to Simon's stuff, I know I do, I know Simon, like we prioritise...

getting Sidemen stuff done over everything else. So I will literally drop out my own personal stuff to make sure that I'm around for Sidemen stuff. So if I'm not around, then it's probably serious. Yeah, I feel like I haven't done that a lot as well. Like, you know, when you kind of like, not for Sidemen, but you kind of have things that you do and you drop certain things to do that thing, but then...

that thing that you want to work on is yourself. You know, so it's like you keep pushing. Yeah. But you know, you keep pushing like your actual self back just to do this shit. And you're like, well, that's actually facts. I feel like there's so much stuff that I want to do to work on myself. But then I look at a calendar and I'm like, okay, we've got to do this. We've got to do that. And I push back that working on myself. But really, you actually have to do it. Yeah. There's something I want to do as well, where it's like, I want to take a month off and put a month into work.

eating properly sleeping properly and working out properly and see where my body goes yeah let's push that should we push that yeah well we'll do that i really want to do that all right we do that for a video we just push ourselves for a month and come back and compare if you do that then i'm down as well because like

Then everything's free, isn't it? Yeah. I just really want to do that, but I know we'll never have that month. But when I say a month, I mean I'm going a month away from my family as well, and I'm just focusing on me and my mind. Talia. Yeah, you can do that. That's fine. Hang on, why don't you do Australia for a month, get loads of videos banked, and then you get a month off afterwards? Or Japan. I've been saying Japan for a couple weeks now. He's been trying to get us to go to Japan. Australia works too. I love Japan, but I feel like it's hard to film there as well.

We literally did film a video though and it wasn't... My concept, what I said was I had no idea. Just you guys just go Japan. And I know it's like daunting because you need a title. He wants us to do Sidemen go to Japan part one, part two, part three. I'm very... I can let go of part three. Do you know what we could get away with that I feel like we should try more but it's hard at the same time is just 24 hours and it's in a city.

I feel like we said this time ago as well. I pitched it. I was like, let's go New York 24 hours. We find all the things that you're meant to do in New York and you have to get them done in 24 hours. Yeah. That's all it is. It's like a just filmed like vlog format. Yeah. It's vlogs and there'll be certain things that are like, I'm not that fussed about that. I really want to do that. We can't do it all in 24 hours.

you can go do the one you want to do with three of you and then us four will go do that. I think that would be so sick. And you can still cut between the two teams because you're splitting up but then you can come back, you can do something all together. We all got the Empire State Building together. Cold. But then you could go

i don't know eat a new york cheesecake and we can go to a new york you're not worried about if you're making content or not because like that is the content you know and stuff happens that you know happens like someone will come up to you or something will happen it's like that's real life as well i'm going to new york subway yeah yeah fucking crazy down there yeah no but it's crazy down there bro me and harry reacted to um just public transport stuff

And 90% of the clips were the New York subway. So I want to go there and see that shit for real. And apparently they have fat rats as well. Fat rats. The size of cats. Cat rats. Fat cat rats. Yeah. Yeah. Garfield.

That's a cat. You should have stopped after cat rats. Yeah, I should have stopped. That's fine. Yeah. Well, I have nothing else to ask. No, I feel like it's flowed really nicely. I always wonder how long we've been going, but I don't want to ask. One hour 40. Oh, damn. Damn. Longer sidecast. Sorry you had to see me for that long. Oh my God. Did you guys see the sidecast clip of the, when Jamie was on and they were chatting about like, would you, or the Gabe plunging? Oh yeah. Yeah. Do we have this conversation?

Cypher's been hitting recently. Yes, it was an Ask the Sidemen we did on the bus back. It was if you had to gay plunge one of the boys. It's a very weird question. I don't know where it appears. My mind never goes to these places. It was either Vic or Harry. On the positive. It was Ethan, Josh and Harry. And Jamie joined after...

But it's just, yeah. Let those three ferment and you just get weird shit. Yeah. What we said was just definitely not JJ. Because he'll linger. And he might make a little... And then it's just, you know... Friendship's done. Yeah. I think Harry would...

be the one that cares about it the least like he's not gonna bring it up again like it's done done i mean no vick will never bring it up again yeah vick harry and vick will never yeah i also realized you spoke about this forever after that what i said you spoke about it on side plus is youtube now we can we do this yeah i think i've been panicking recently about youtube haven't i what'd you get scared that everything's gonna get demonetized after the fucking josh one we had josh on and we put a picture of the game up where you can see the outline of his penis

Because we were saying how big it was. And it demonetized the whole podcast. It demonetized you for having Josh on. It should do. I thought his head would have blocked it. It wasn't about the money. It was the fact that he came on and it did bad. The first one's on like 5 mil. And then he came on the second one and it was like 100k after like 3 weeks. It's picked up. I don't know if it has. What's it on now? Probably 200. Do we have to do this? No, it's picked up.

279. I'm happy with that. 5.4 on the first one. Yeah. Do you know what it is? It's because he's got that old hair in the thumbnail. We need new Josh. Put new Josh in there. Have you seen Go Golfers? The latest video. No, I haven't seen their video. Look at the thumbnail.

Can you go and Harry and Theo go golfing? Wait, is it the Theo? Yeah, I did see this. Wait, what? Theo asked Harry to fix his hair on Photoshop AI. And I said just do AI because Ty's just busy. And then instead of selecting the part you want to fix, he just selected the whole head. That's a cold Harry photo though. He looks cold there. I took that. Bad man. It was not my credit, but you know. I didn't take it. I still think Josh smokes you on Photoshop, by the way.

Honestly, bro. Were you biting your tongue just then? What were you just doing? No, I was like, I was grinding my teeth sort of thing. Look at Ethan. Look at this. Okay, what does he do? Oh, I've moved a layer. Can we get like a fast forward? What does he end up as? His mask. His mask. Masked it. Yeah, that's good. Oh my God. You know, you know, Heskey's going to be at the London Card Show. Is he? Yeah, I might go for that reason. You should get him to sign. Yeah. A KSI card. I should. I should. You're right.

You're right. Hesky's a cool guy. I like him. Pretty sick though if he got signed. Signed KSI Hesky card. KSI card by Hesky. Yeah, it'd be really good actually. Do it then. Yeah, gift it to JJ. That would be good. That'd be really good. Good video content. Good vlog content. Good vlog content, yeah. And then get it graded. Then get it graded with Ace grading. Jeez, free promo. Yeah. Get it in there. Do you have to pay when you grade your own cards? Why the fuck would you ask for that one? No, and he gives himself tens is what he wants to say. No!

He doesn't. Just to clear up. Do I have to pay when you grade my cards? No. Well, someone has to pay, but we'll, you know. We'll talk about that later. No, Ace will do it for you. Just do sports cards. Oh, sports cards are so close. There's so many sports cards I'm waiting to grade. Might be out by the time this is out. Doubt it. Yeah, I doubt it too. Anyways, thank you guys for watching. Thank you, Toby, for coming on. Appreciate it as always. And we'll see you next time. Peace. Peace. Thank you. Woo!