The Worst Day Of Simon’s Life | #256 | What’s Good
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- Well, I have spent my last week working on a inside. - They were like, "Wow, he's getting good at this." I was like, "I don't know what I'm doing." - I think he's timid. - Yeah, I think he's timid as well. But sometimes you want that. - I think he giggles during sex. - I got tagged in it because everyone's like, "Oh, I hope Randolph's not in it." - You always meet the ones that want to kill you. - Rank the Sidemen, best of work. - Soon he can share his story to the world. - He's the kind of guy who has sex with himself. - What is happening? - Yo, what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. And before we start, Simon, I've got a real humzinger. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was pretty good though.

You open cans like such a dad. I don't know how to describe that. I'm a dad now. You are a dad. But like the way you do it is always like a full crack. What else do you want me to do? I don't know. I don't know how to describe it. You're like a... What does it mean like when I open a can? It's just literally just you open a can.

That's a good crack, but I love it. You do some weird hand gestures. Gang signs. Yeah, a little gang sign, a drink. This is Estharthy. I was saying to someone for the podcast, I drank a drink on the pod once and the company emailed me saying, do you want a subscription? And I was like, they didn't put the word free there. So I'm like, I don't know why. I got the same one actually, now you mention it. I got the same one. And I'm like...

I do want one for free. Yeah. But I do not want to pay for it. Yeah. I didn't think it was that good. It was good. Because also, I didn't even choose. Like, someone had the drink and gave me one. Like, it wasn't even like I'm a big fan of that drink. So I'm like, I will have one. I'm not paying for the subscription for it.

well first thing i want to say is i'm just gonna get out of the way i'm sad for what oh oh shit i didn't even you know i didn't even know until i'd rather just get out of the way sure yeah well i've got nothing to say good i saw the chat though i saw jj going in the worst part was right so we're doing some stuff to do his side he tweeted as well i think he tweeted he yeah so viz viz was like oh i was speaking to jj earlier and he was like i'm trolling simon so hard i've just tweeted so i don't use twitter i still haven't seen the tweet

What does he tweet? Bring it up, Nick. Go on JJ's Twitter. Oh, there you go. Who's Mr. Money? He's just no one. Sorry, not like no one. You can buy a verification account these days. Yeah. I hope he doesn't. Yeah, I was basically... We had something Sideman related and I was really interested. So I put, can someone catch me up? He just put, Leeds lost.

It's like, okay, cool. Can someone actually catch me up? And he just puts a screenshot of the score. Oh my God. I'm like, cool.

Now, like, I'm actually trying to be serious. Can someone catch me off? And then I finally got the news of what had actually happened. But who did it? Who was the one to do it? Oh, I was asking Jas. Oh, okay. Yeah. He's been in that chat. Yeah. I was like, bro, come on, time and place. Like, cool, mock me in, like, the troops chat, the sidemen chat. You're doing it in our, like, management chat and stuff. Yeah. No, because to be fair, I think he was, you were giving him something for Arsenal. I think that's probably, like, left it in. He's probably remembering that. Um...

I was never really like going at Arsenal. He was just... He would always like, Arsenal win a game. And he's like, Arsenal are the best team in the world. We're going to win the league. And then we're all like, they're not, you know, still not that likely. Yeah. And then he's like, oh, you just hate it, man. Leeds suck. What? Although I can't... I was in America. My dad texted me saying... I saw you all chat about it. But then my dad texted me saying Leeds just weren't very good though. The game, like...

If I was a neutral, one of the worst games I've ever watched. At least there was a goal. But I think, maybe I'm probably wrong here, it was a blur, but Southampton had probably like two chances. Leeds had one good one, we hit the bar. That was it. I think Forest, we won 1-0 in the playoff final. It was a bad game too, but obviously I was happy at the end because I won. That's what I mean. On the way back, obviously, I got the train and the amount of Southampton fans I had to go past. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah.

one of them just comes up and it's like oh shame about the result and i was like yeah what shit game they're like what we played amazing yeah if you win you don't care there's no way in hell you thought you actually played amazing fair enough you won you're having the best day ever yeah yeah if leeds won the same way yeah yeah you would be i've been on yeah i think forest we didn't play the best that game and also we like there was no var so like we actually uh got a little bit lucky apparently but i would say i won't say that but we did we did

Yeah, it was a horrible, horrible day. So I didn't vlog it in the end. Did you? As in like, if you wouldn't, did you vlog it? No, no, no. So I went with Scenes, which is like a show where they interview a bunch of people and stuff like that. And they basically filmed me in chunks for the whole game. Oh, Scenes. I've done that. It's already out. Forrest, my dad was in it. So it's already out by the time this goes out.

It's just me reacting to the whole game next to Chunks. Chunks is on his phone for half of it because this game is so dead. Yeah, and he's got no affiliation to either team, right, really? Yeah, fair enough. Here's a sincere question. How long will you actually be sad for, though? Because obviously I don't follow football, so I don't know how this would impact you. It's one of those ones where it's like... I'm kind of... I'm not over it, but... I mean, I'm not going to think about it until the start of the season now. Because I'm now back in the championship. But also...

Every time we now have to sell a player, which we will have to, it'll bring it up again. Yeah. And also, in the Premier League next year, when you're not in it,

you'll be like a little anxiety, a little bit of anxiety that you're not in the Premier League. Oh yeah, like it'll, it'll just be constant reminders. Yeah, yeah. Like I am very upset because it was. Yeah. You're so close. Yeah. And it's also like, even like, you know, a group is not like, obviously at Forest we're in a championship, no one cared. It's like, like, first playing, no one cares. And then now people care about Forest. It's nice. Yeah. It's like, you know, if you lead in the Premier League, you get all the boys like, play, you get to play their teams and stuff. Go Arsenal with JJ and watch them there. So that is a sad part about it. But, um,

It was cool. We got to go like we interviewed a bunch of people before the game. Yeah. It was cool. Spoke to Troy Deeney. Sick man. Spoke to Neil Warnock. That was actually pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really sad. Yeah. It just sounds like copium. No, no. Full copium. It was awful bro. It was so bad.

yeah playoffs is tough man but it's annoying isn't it because you've got one game to turn off like all those games in the championship that like don't matter as much as that one obviously someone's got to win um

oh also championship is tough by the way john that's your question because like you can be you can do what lisa didn't be really good this season but then next season just not be like we literally have to sell like yeah so many players yeah yeah who knows forest like always so close the next year just awful again so it's like really tough but we've never won the playoffs so i was i i spoke to spoke to jermaine beckford which i was very happy about that's actually like one of my yeah yeah but um

I said to Trunks afterwards, because I kind of just said, you know, hi, how are you doing? What do you think? Blah, blah. And then afterwards, I said to Trunks, I was like,

I loved him like yeah he was one of my favorite players growing up just like why are you doing why are you being all like cool then why are you not just saying that true I just I don't know it feels weird like I know you are a grown man so I guess I get what you're saying but if I got to be like I loved you yeah it's a bit I know I know I think I wouldn't do that either even in my head if I wanted to like do that it's hard to actually get the words out you know yeah I just feel cringe but you could do it in your own way that you could be like oh I'm a big fan by the way

Yeah. When I was a kid, you were my favorite player. I think you guys are being both too self-conscious, man. You just got to let him know. You don't have to be like, oh my God. The thing is, Chunks is so good at like... Yeah, he's very good at that. Introduce someone new. Yeah. Chunks is so good at being like...

what's up how's it going blah blah getting the conversation going i stand to the side like messy just like head down yeah you know that jack jerseys thing where he's like um can i get a cheeseburger please he's like can i get a please burger cheese i'll do that i would end up saying jermaine beckford oh man you're a big fan of me something like that um

Yeah.

Like you're living... Five hours ago. So just five hours ago. So it's two o'clock now. Yeah. So time divided by... Take away five. What? I can't do math. As in the time difference is only five hours? Yeah, in Florida. Oh, okay. So I went to Texas and I went to Florida from Texas. Okay. Yeah, so I went to Austin, flew into the...

On Wednesday. Thursday I was in Houston. Friday was in Orlando. Get this right. So I went to a Pokemon card convention in Orlando. That's why I went there. Obviously I went to vlog, but also I went to mainly to do the Pokemon channel and also like, you know, trade some cards and stuff. Buy and sell some cards. But I completely forgot that Orlando like is Disney World. Like I knew obviously we were going and I knew it was there, but I forgot it was so...

It's like small. It's just Disney and Universal. That's pretty much it. So from my hotel, I could just see Disney World. And I was like, oh my God, this is really good for a vlog. So realistically, what I should have done is not gone to Texas. I should have gone two days earlier to Florida and done loads of Disney stuff. I did the world's biggest McDonald's. I did that one for the vlog. Yeah, it wasn't like a big one that maybe you would have done, but I just went there and...

showed it around and it is pretty sick it's got arcades you can order everything right yeah i had a pizza is that the one you can order from everything from the world no that's chicago okay but you can get like a pizza yeah by the way pizza was awful it's mcdonald's i know i know but they had a pizza oven though if that makes sense like you know one of them like giant yeah i was like you know how good is it it's bad but it's probably the worst pizza i've had in my life how does it compare to like fraser pizzas

Awful. I'm... You went to Italy as well. I went to Italy, yeah. To have pizzas. And that video's almost ready. He knows, like, top quality pizza. I'm the pizza guy now, by the way. You know what was really good? Mod Pizza. Mod Pizza. You ever had that? They have it in America, but they've got it in Nottingham as well, so I'm not sure how, like, American it is, but...

That's good because you can add that honey onto it, which makes pizza better. You know? Yeah. You start reviewing pizzas. Yeah. Fuck it, man. Try and get a collab with, what's his name? Dave Portnoy, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. El Presidento. There it is. And what I like about Is MacDonald right is it also has got like that 90s feel into it.

I've obviously been looking at doing loads of McDonald's videos because it's quite cool. Obviously, you know, people hate on it, but they keep changing them. So all the ones I keep Googling, there's one meant to be one in Houston because that's where NASA is. There's like a space themed one. Can you Google that, Nick? Google like Spaceman McDonald's. Have you seen the one in New Zealand that's a plane?

No. You sit like in the plane seats. Is that one there by the way? Yeah. Looked like there would be a pedophile clown walking around. Well, I think you're just thinking of Ronald McDonald. Yeah. But you know like they tore that one down and by the way they replaced it with that. What the fuck? That's so shit. I know. I was like I want to go and do that.

Yeah. But no, I think you're just thinking of Ronald McDonald. Yeah, but as in like... He is the pedo clown. He is, but you know what I'm saying? If you look at any clowns or characters from back in the day, they always look a little bit like demonic or pedo. Yeah, they do.

That's cool, but... Is this real, Nick? This is real. I've been to it, yeah. Oh, okay, cool. And so you eat inside the... Yeah, you eat inside the plane. Just seems a bit pointless. I just gotta go to... I'm supposed to say New Zealand, man. Sorry to any New Zealand... What do you call New Zealanders? Do you call them Zealanders? Kiwis. Kiwis. Oh, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do call them Kiwis. Is that because they're all hairy? Yeah. Like a Kiwi. I actually have no idea why they're called Kiwis, do you? I had a Philly... National bird.

Cheese steak though In the McDonald's They do that as well That was really good It was like the It was like the It was like the burger meat You get from like a cheeseburger With cheese in it That was pretty good That was good I didn't order the pasta I'm actually not a pasta guy You had to though I know Everything you can't get normally In the vlog I was like I'm sorry guys I really should have By the way I was at the screen for ages Ordering everything And I sat down I had three things

I got a chicken ranch thing and then I got a pizza and I was like, guys, this is the worst video. But the video's good. It's arcade, isn't it? It's arcade, man. Oh, Philly cheesesteak. I want one now. Yeah, yeah. That's the best food I've, I think I've ever had in my life. Really? From Philly? Yeah. Two days, right? From two different places. Yeah, but the first one. One where they put you, they put a picture of you on the wall if you have ketchup.

Wow. It's just like, it's a sin, yeah. Yeah, when I did the Texas barbecue video, they told me not, don't like, don't put your sauce on. Like just, if you're going to do it, dip, but like, you don't need sauce for barbecue. I kind of agree. And then in Florida, I had a barbecue and they chose to put the sauce on for me. Like they put the platter there and then put it on and I was like, oh man, you've ruined it. But it's all right. Where is Philly? Philly?

above like Chicago and around Washington can you put it on the map just to visualise it north of New York how long does it take to get from New Jersey to Philly why New Jersey because I'm going to New Jersey oh hour and a half I don't actually know if I could do that when I go I'm going to have to be so wrong in it Washington no it's between the two so yeah it won't be far at all okay oh wow it's really close to Jersey well I'll do that then I'll do that I'll try a Philly cheesesteak it was so good

I'm going, I think I went to this collecticon. I want to go to a few more. They do them every month. Then they also do them. There's one in Dallas the first weekend of July. Then that New Jersey one is 22nd of July. So that's like two in one month. But it's sick, man. These conventions are bigger than I've ever seen in my life, Pokemon wise. I really want to go to like a sneaker convention in America. Yeah. To see TikToks all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just look so good. They do. There's also a sports card one. Can you Google the national...

I think this is the biggest card show in the world, I think. It's not Pokemon, but I'm going to try and go to this next time. We'll find out. I think... I don't know. I want to say it's in New Jersey and New York again, but... If you went to the Sneak Convention, though, would you not find it a bit jarring, all the hassling and stuff they're doing? Are you up for the haggling? I learned that this time. So what I didn't know at the Pokemon Convention, sorry to butt in... No, same vibe. Sure. Is that...

I was with some people who do haggle. When I'm going, I usually go to film some stuff. So I'm like, I'm just awkward. I'm an awkward guy. Like, if someone's like, oh, this is $150. I'm like, okay, thank you. People I was with were like, what are you doing? You've got to take the price down. I was like, okay, how do you do it? So then they go, oh, we try and get like 80% of what the sticker price is, you know? And I'm like, bro, I can't do that math. So...

What I started doing, I started getting into it now. So someone was like 850, the total, because I bought loads of cards out. And they're like, oh, 850 on the sticker price. But what I started to do is like, what I realized is they expect you to take them down. So that's what the secret ingredient was. So I was like, I don't want to be rude, but everyone's like, well, no, everyone knows they're not going to pay that. So I was like, okay. He had 850 and I was like, I wonder what 8% is. So I went 600.

and i'm pretty sure that's more than that 20 off right yeah yeah 170 dollars yeah so they were like wow you can't get this i was like i don't know what i'm doing and i think i got 650 in the end which i think still better than 20 70 off 850 is 780 680 is 80 okay so okay so okay i went a little bit lower then yeah cool i think that's right yeah that's that's i mean that's good haggling but yeah did you not do you like the process are you into it

I think it'd be quite fun. It's quite fun. They know you're going to do that as well. Especially even sneakers, they know that. Same as the way you were about to do that. I think I'm willing to just pay the price that I'm looking at. That's what I'm saying, yeah. So any money I'm getting off is actually just a bonus to me. Have you ever done it in like a market bazaar or anything like that, like in other countries?

Yeah. Yeah, I've always felt... I hate that. Yeah, I always feel like... Yeah, I hate that too. Yeah, I always feel like it's... I don't know. I feel like it's two people trying to scam each other. I don't know. The interaction isn't nice, I feel, when people haggle. It's the walk away, isn't it? When you walk away and you expect them to go, yeah, yeah, I'll give it to you now. And they don't. You're like... Yeah. But you've got to remember, with like...

Maybe not in that example, but in the Turkish one, if you're at a Turkish market or whatever. But in Pokemon, someone's got to make money somewhere, so getting a discount is where you make your margins and stuff. So that's how everyone knows you've got to go down a little bit. And also, say for someone like you who's buying sneakers just to wear, or for me, most cards I buy, I'm just trying to collect them, you know? It's like...

they try to get a sale so for them if they're trying to sell it quick they'd rather sell it quick at a show than sell it over the next six months so people are always willing to take a haircut and once i started realizing that i was like oh yeah they don't just want ham that's just so good have you got this picture nick is it the sports card one yeah i've been waffling just to give you time i'm so sure though all the tiktoks i see of these are fake because i see so many of the is this it

You see coin flips, coin flips the thing now. Yeah. Yeah, it's just a big trend. But the ones I see, the ones I see the shoes are like, they'll go up to a store and they've got 50 pairs of shoes. Yeah. And I see they've got like, I don't know, they have mags, air mags that are like, let's say they're 10 grand each. They have five of them. So that's already 50k. Then they've got 500 other pairs and they go 70 grand cash. Ah, I can do 75. And they end up going for like 70, 75 or whatever. Yeah.

There's no way that that price is real. I think it's real. I don't know the example you're talking about, but I saw in my own eyes someone make a sale of this certain card for like... I don't know what they settled on, but it was between $60,000 to $100,000 just there next to the table. They got $100 out going through it all. So it just happened. No, no, I'm not talking about that amount. I'm talking about sometimes on the TikToks, you'll see them there like...

they're buying probably like what will end up selling for four to five hundred k's worth in stores okay for like 80k okay sure yeah maybe just because they're just buying all of them okay yeah all of that in cash yeah yeah you can go home right now here's the cash yeah they take it all the time yeah maybe that like that example yeah that those prices are a bit too far apart but i see some people go back and forth where is it nick as well did you get the where it was the national cleveland oh yeah no yeah i remember hearing something i was like oh that sounds dead where is that

Ohio. Oh, Chicago. 2025 will be Chicago, apparently. So this year is 20... 2024 is Cleveland. 2025, Chicago. Is that what you're saying to me? 2024, Cleveland. Okay. And then it's saying, yeah, 2025, Chicago. Bro, look at night. Anyone who wants to exhibit 2025, you've got to sign up now.

Mate, the security of these places must have to be pretty mad, right? Considering the amount of money. You're saying $80,000, $100,000, all these different prices. Yeah. Yeah. The amount of money in that hall is insane. Especially that one. The amount of money just called to work. Is that it? Because that looks the same size as what we just went to.

I think this should be part of it. It starts with everyone. It's a whole other section. Yeah. You know what's a joke as well? When you have these conventions in America, bro, Google, sorry guys, you know what? I'm going to stop saying sorry. It's our podcast. Google the Orange County Convention Center in fucking Orlando. Bro, this building has to be bigger than my village. I'm not joking. I couldn't believe my eyes. This doesn't put it to scale though.

Can you put it on Maps? Go on Google Maps and type it in there because I'll show you how big this is. And then go satellite. Yeah. And then look at that. Right? So that, there's two, look. There's two. It's north and south. And I'm not sure how can we compare that to something. But then it's massive. Look, it's bigger than SeaWorld. Look. Look at SeaWorld. And then look at Orange Car Convention Center. The building's almost bigger than SeaWorld. It's mental.

So they do like seven conventions. They do like five, six, seven conventions at the same time. You've got Pokemon one, you've got something else, something else. When I went to the Houston one, they had like a rug convention. I arrived. I was like, what the fuck is it? I've been scammed. I'm like, why is there some Persian rugs? But then I found it. And I got a letter. So I flew back and I got a letter today that I was going to read on the podcast.

from hmrc that's a proper letter yeah no so i was starting my c and at the end i had headphones on i was like just half awake and then the hostess came up to me and was just like i don't want to bother you earlier but i'll give you is this what yeah so my seat and run it yeah have you not actually read it at all i skimmed it just to make sure it wasn't like weird okay i skimmed it it's nice message okay so it says um randy i'm terribly sorry for the unprofessionalism

Is that a word? But I couldn't not say hello. Your podcast, What's Good, is my go-to. Jeez! It's always playing in my house. I hope you're well. Simon2. Hello. You got a shout-out. Your content online is some of my favourites and I hope you stay vlogging. As a game... Oh yeah, this is the funny part. In my head, I was just... As a game, we play at work. We challenge each other to put random words in our announcements. So I challenge you to get 777 into a What's Good episode. You've earned it now. In about...

I'm being smart by I've done it now you haven't because I think the whole point is to go undetected no I know that I've detected it yeah yeah but I still did it what I won the challenge yeah you did it supposed to be undetected for sure well I did it the um Orange by the way the Orange County as you said it's the 19th biggest in the world it's not even it's bigger it's only just bigger than the NEC I should do a that's really not that big

You've actually gassed it up too much. You actually look like a fool. Wait, what? No, it's got to be right. Let me see. Wait, is there anything in England bigger than that? Don't tell me the XL is bigger than that. I swear. If something is bigger in the UK... I'm really nervous now. I'm really nervous. Keep going, keep going. So next year's is number 11. Paris Nord. Wait. Oh, wait, that was Cologne just there. Oh, so Gamescom. And the number one... Oh, thank goodness.

Okay. Have we been to NEC? Oh, I have. I went there the other day. You probably went into it the other day when we went to Birmingham for the Haunted video. No, no, no. Our plan, by the way, was always to go past that. Oh, you were going to go to Birmingham. International Airport. Yeah. Because we more liked to get a car there. We got off there luckily and found the ducks. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, that makes no sense though. But anyway, fine. Shout out to Megan. Her name's Megan. Just a shout out. Shout out Megan. Yeah.

But I was like really wondering what it was. I was like, I hope I'm not in trouble. Is there a difference as Mr. Shane? I'm like, fuck, that sounds like I'm really in trouble.

Well, I have spent my last week working on Inside. Yeah. Which, I can't speak too much on it yet, but people will find out very soon. But honestly, it's one of the best things I think we've done ever. Yeah. You're all very excited to do it, but then when it started happening, I feel like you got even more excited. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. It's because of

I want to be able to say certain things, but... Well, there's a... I've seen some posts online about what it is, and just the only thing that's not out there, I think, is the... The actual thing itself. Yeah, I think... I don't think it's...

I think they have on Twitter. JJ shared it. Yeah, go on Twitter, Nick. Pull up an official Simon tweet. Okay. Because I saw everyone hate... I got tagged in it because everyone's like, oh, I hope Randolph's not in it. Soon. Soon you can... Yeah, fuck you, Josh. Soon he can share his story to the world. Me and Josh still hate each other. I also wouldn't share the whole thing, I realised, because, you know...

No, I think they changed the wording because it was like, so X-Men are celebrities. And everyone's like, no, like, celebrity who? So then they changed it to like creators. But you know, you could argue creators are celebrities these days, you know. Not me, don't worry guys. Yeah, someone was like, oh, this is going to be Randolph. And then Danny Aaron's just going to the gym all week. I saw one thing that was like, people I think are going to be an inside. And they named 10 celebrities and they're all like...

Tom Cruise. It's like, it's a really good speed. And I'm like, no, sorry. It's not. I'm sorry. It's not. I'm really hoping this does well because I think this is one of the only things that's got most of us really,

really excited. Yeah. I've seen that this is available. You can see this online. This is on I'm Just Bait. The brand new online reality show will feature 10 celebrity contestants and a potential prize fund of a million. The celebrity contestants will be isolated in a house for seven days participating in challenging daily tasks set by the boys. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that is the premise. Yeah. And...

yeah it was it was just what a week then i did see someone say um they wouldn't join me in it so fuck you josh i just saw two tweets one says i shouldn't be in it once i should be but just for you no yeah you guys you guys are gassed yeah and um i guess we'll do a podcast in the future where we talk more about it because it would be more free then like i think i saw me me jj vick

talked non-stop in that chat yeah every day sick josh did certain days yeah but then he would also be like i'm gonna go record now for like i got no work done sure josh was like i'm gonna go record come back like five hours later yeah whoa what's going on uh ethan would be the same like depending on what he was doing that day

harry didn't talk and toby was there so he was literally like he wasn't talking in the chat because he was like actually there he's always there pretty much oh wow cool cool cool just live there what onto the sofa yeah like randall from monsters inc just blending in but yeah oh so good yeah i'm just hoping like you have to you have to give it a chance yeah because people will look at it and go yeah mine don't interest me but the second you watch it you're hooked give it a chance guys

I don't know what we can say or what we can't say so maybe we'll do it in the future but it's coming soon. By the time we do this next week we'll be able to. Sure. Okay cool. I'm excited for that and don't forget guys we'll come back to the podcast when we can talk about more things. Yeah we can't even talk about Simon and Sandy this week. I'm not in it. Neither are you. I was not in it either. I personally just like don't like ghosts.

No? Because people go, oh, sorry, I don't know that guy. I enjoy the story of them. I enjoy the funness of them, like Haunted Mansion kind of stuff, Haunted House kind of things. But then people go, do you believe in ghosts? I'm like, no. But I don't want to be a humbug, because I know so many people watching this podcast will also believe in them, but they are just not real. Yeah. They're just not real. The thing is, do you get freaked out like...

If I sent you down to like a basement in a house and the lights were all off, you would get a little bit freaked out. Yeah, but not because I'm worried about a ghost. Because I'm worried about like a person. That would scare the shit out of me. If someone's in there. If a person's in there. I got scared when a bird flew through my window once. Which I've told on the podcast like four times now. Yeah. But...

What? That's scary. Is it? I don't like little things touching me. What? Like if a bird flew on me, I think I'd cry. I just don't like little things on me, you know? But if I went to a basement, of course I'm scared, but like not because of a ghost, because of a man. Hang on, hang on. What if someone told you that some children had been murdered in there? Would that not make you feel weirder?

Well, yeah, because the children have been murdered and then it's not a nice thing to think about. They're dead. There's no part thinking like, oh, the kids' souls are still here. Like, they're going to scare me. It's more just the fact that something horrible happened. If a ghost is real, it can't do anything to me. What can it do? It can send shivers down your spine. That's fine. I don't mind that. It doesn't hurt me. It could potentially possess you.

You can't, you can't though. Why are all spirits bad, by the way? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What if there's a ghost and they're like, yo, pull up a zebra. I think the idea is that they are aggravated about being trapped on this earth and they have vengeance within them. Well, they should have died instead of coming out of the body. Is that what a ghost is? Why are they all new? Like, why are they all, sorry, why aren't any of them new? If they're all trapped here, they have to be trapped here from a certain point, right?

Like wallowing wortel from McDonald's. McDonald's? Harry Potter. You get new spirits. Yes, and they wouldn't be that frustrated. I think maybe it's like murdered spirits or something. Maybe there's less murders now. Maybe there's not as many spirits. A lot more murder going around. Okay, if you're like, oh, there's a spirit of a woman that died in 1964 here.

right why is there not a spirit that died like two weeks ago that's just chilling yeah and they're like oh man it sucks that I'm a spirit I'm gonna do something nice for you they're not trapped yet put it this way if you're on if you do it on like a scale of Groundhog Day you know the first 10 days he was having fun he was like yeah this is sick then he got annoyed so yeah in the first like month to two months if you're a ghost you're probably enjoying life so I want to meet one of those ones yeah but no one ever does yeah you always meet the ones that want to kill you yeah

What about... But there was the people that get murdered. The people that get murdered are the ghosts and they always want to kill you. Yeah, so they actually... It's a bit ironic. Yeah, you're not a ghost. Not only are you not real, you're also fake as fuck, man. Maybe they're just belligerent. Maybe they don't really know what's going on. They're just angry at everything because they were murdered. You're belligerent, man. I think...

I think if I got murdered, I would have more sympathy for people and wouldn't want to murder them. Yeah. I'd say, you know what? Life's hard, but keep going, man. And I wouldn't go, boo. Maybe at first I'd go, boo. Then I'd go, just kidding. Just kidding. Yeah. But no, but yeah, I mean, ghosts just, you know. They are stupid. But I do like the whole, like,

I don't know. Like, ghosts watch this kind of stuff. But, but, how? If you think that they just don't exist. It's fun to, it's fun to walk through like a, it's fun to walk through a town and be like, oh, this is when this happened or this was when that happened. But like, those, but then I think people who do go like, I wonder how we'll see a ghost today. That's a bit stupid because you won't, you know. What would you rather watch? Ghost stuff, like a ghost program or my mate watches Finding Bigfoot. Oh,

I was, you know, I was not, not as drunk. So I was thinking the same thing in my head. There's people out there dedicated to finding Bigfoot.

I think I'd rather watch ghost stuff. I would, you know, I would. Because that Bigfoot, put that picture up, Nick, of Bigfoot. It's just a bloke, isn't it? I think ghost stuff would at least have signs of ghosts, which might not be real, but as in like, you might have like a temperature has risen here. Oh, okay. Something like a sign of a ghost. Okay, sure. Not like, you know, not seeing a ghost. Whereas Bigfoot is like...

It's just funny. It's like I'm in a suit or what is it? It looks really stroppy. It just looks like it's walking up all stroppy. There's a video as well. No, it's for the video. The video's even funnier, I think. Come on, YouTube.

yeah i mean i'd love to listen i want them to by the way let me put this out there i want ghosts to be real if i'm if i can be proven wrong i'm happy to be proven wrong so if you're thinking at home this guy's stubborn yeah i am but i would happily change my mind and also if bigfoot's real i'd have to change my mind as well you know i think the best version of this that they think that there's dinosaurs in the congo like there's people who are like no there's 100 still dinosaurs in the congo well i hope there is i hope there is a dinosaur how

Well, I think the way that it's been described, again, a lot of these things, I don't believe in ghosts or anything like that, but the Congo I saw is that it's apparently so thick and impenetrable, the forest, that no one really knows. There's so many species there they always discover in the Congo. So it would probably be a little dinosaur, wouldn't it? It wouldn't be a big one. Plus, there's always wars there, so no researchers can get in. There's always civil war going on in the Congo. There's no drone in there. What, during a war? Yeah, a dinosaur drone.

Well, no, a little drone. Someone can shoot down if they want. An RC-XD. Yeah, there you go. Or put a GoPro on it. Or not even an RC-XD because that would be an explosive. Just an RC. Oh, here we go. Well, they still find groups of people, don't they? Yeah. Is this the video? Yeah. This is the video. Someone's got to go up to 60 FPS though and stabilise it a little.

I don't know why it's so funny. That's just a dude. Definitely a bloke. They've not even tried to walk like a, whatever that is. Hang on, Randy, I'm on the wide. Can you show us what a Bigfoot would walk like? No. Go on. No, it's just me walking. But what if Bigfoot is just like a dude? What is Bigfoot? Is it a Bigfoot or is it Bigfoot? Like, is he one thing? Well, it's like Sasquatch as well. There's meant to be the Abominable Snowman, all that kind of, there's meant to be loads of them in there. Right.

So you're saying there's meant to be more than one Bigfoot? Yeah. Wouldn't that be called Bigfeet at this point? Well, yeah, the people in the programs, because I watched an episode with my mate of it. Who's your mate? His name's Tom. And he's watched like 10 seasons. But yeah, he, what is it? Yeah, they were, they were said, you're saying, yeah, there's like nests of them and stuff. And there was like, oh, this is, this is the mating school. How has no one found one?

These Bigfoot fucking people are so shit They dedicated their whole life to find one and they haven't even found one Not a single Bigfoot explorer owns a good camera either Yeah All their trail cams don't work Who did one? There's a YouTuber who went and did it Nelk That's the funniest video They're so good at that We do have sound

I'm not going to sit and watch a video. No, no, no. You should go watch it, guys. Because they're the best at taking a piss without them knowing. Yeah. They don't know they're taking a piss, but they are. I think Prince Russell leaves in it at that point, doesn't he? He's funny too. Yeah, man, but... It's Bigfoot 1 then. Is it one thing? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. So how does he exist?

Well, the idea is that he's smart enough to evade people. I don't believe in this stuff, but this is what they think. He's smart enough, and they're smart enough to have avoided humans, and they can nest, and they move around. You're saying they now? No, the community at large. Right, right, right. Yeah. Nest of Bigfoot. Okay, fucking my ass. How do you... Oh, ghosts. We got into ghosts. Yes, the Sidemen did ghost hunting in a... Yeah, but I wasn't in it. You weren't there. No. No. Well, you just spoke about...

Nelk. Orcas? Alright, Nelk. No one spoke about Orcas. But I was thinking about them because I went past SeaWorld and they don't... I'm glad they're not in captivity anymore but my dad sent me a photo. Sorry, my dad sent me a photo. I said that quite fast. Of me stood on top of an Orca statue at SeaWorld. So just to let you know I've always been into them. It's not a phase. It's not a phase.

Just to let you know. Yeah, well, you guys think I'm just going crazy about all because I'm... No, just no one asked. All right. What are you going to say? I was going to say, I keep getting TikToks of them playing golf. Yeah, we should play them at golf. Yeah. And they... But they keep... So I saw comments on ours saying like, oh, they need to learn golf etiquette and also stuff about what we're wearing as well. Like they need to dress smarter for this.

And I saw the full send one and they're literally just on like t-shirts and shorts. Yeah. And they're literally, they see someone on the green and they go, these guys are taking way too long. So I'm just going to fucking send it. But they literally basically hit the people. If they didn't shout four, the person would have been hit. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. How are we hearing? We don't have that. It's just, bro, YouTube comments are just awful. You know, shout out to the people who do put nice ones there, but sometimes people are just stupid. But yeah, I mean, I saw the other way around. I saw someone say on a big wedge video today, oh,

why are they wearing these silly golf outfit fits just wear what you want I'm like yeah actually but I want to wear that stuff you know like it's hot out there you want to wear like a nice little breathable top do you wear anything you don't want to wear no I mean me neither sometimes like what

You like to wear normal shorts. Yeah. You don't wear golf shorts. No. But what is golf short? They're like proper button up. Usually all they say is like, they say like, obviously like a college shirt. So it doesn't have to be a golf shirt, but it's a college shirt. You don't want to wear a normal college shirt. You'd be really hot. Yeah. And then like, they say shorts that don't go too high. Right. Which is normal anyway. Yeah. And then Josh isn't there though.

and then like usually golf shoes but that's not a major one either. Freezy and you are the only ones I think wearing golf shorts. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. We're all wearing golf shirts. Yeah, everyone's like, why is Josh wearing Jay Leno when he's shit? Yeah, we put our second video out. Yeah, we did. 400k. Yeah, it's doing well. It's doing really well, actually. I'm so gassed. It could stop there in VRI. Although now we got 1.4 on the first one. Yeah. I said if we get 300 to 500k every video, I'm gassed. Yeah. So I'm already gassed. Although this video...

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't wait for this Trips footage to be done because I'm so shit. And I'm not saying I'm good now, but I'm so shit in this video. Do you have any better... I would say, out of memory, this was your worst match, though. This was your worst video. We did a 3v2v1. We can say what we did, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did a 3v2v1. Yeah. And I hooned in it. Yeah. It's me, you, and Josh. Josh. And we all hooned. We all hooned, yeah. I did a pairing with...

I think I did a pairing with Josh and we both kinda hooned I think that's it but no we have more than that because we've got one of the best ones we've filmed there the night golf one hooned as well hooned as well but we'll see we've got a date now we've got two dates haven't we is that back to back again so it wasn't removed we're the major cool yeah

I love it though. Yeah, no, it's fun. It's fun. It annoys me that we're only putting out, so it was like 10 days, 11 days between videos. Yeah. I just want to put them out. Faster, yeah. Just when they're done, put them out. I think we should have just getting like, just issues with like getting them out. Yeah. But obviously, what we should have maybe done is maybe held it for one week, but I think it would be good to get it out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To get feedback and stuff. It's doing well though. I saw the real time, it's not slowing down either today, so that's good. Love it. I think like,

yeah i mean it's just it's just fun to make and people enjoy watching them and also it's like low like if you don't if you don't want to watch you don't have to so it's not really like just you should keep going keep making videos um i was gonna say oh one thing i was gonna say about it though because i forgot to say this last time was that i keep seeing comments like people saying oh like um feel bad for theo so i feel bad for theo harry sucked it off but they still post in they've still got every uh literally every

I just say intention to keep filming it's just probably slower I mean before we posted they were doing one a month yeah yeah they're still doing one a month yeah yeah yeah they are still they have actually gone away to record recently I think they're going away again very soon yeah to do another one yeah so they are recording they're doing everything yeah and they were going to do one and it fell through I think right so it's like

And also, we'll have also, we'll do challenges with Theo and ours as well. We'll get like Big Wedge versus Go Golfers, you know, since Harry and Theo versus some of us, two of us maybe. And also one big thing on the channel that we're always trying to do as well, it's not always going to be all of us playing. So these two videos you've seen so far are all of us. The next one I think is going to be not everybody because obviously everyone's so busy that it's going to be, it could be impossible to keep recording. So that way we can, you know,

So some days you'll be stuck with me and Cal and Cal. Everyone's like, oh. Well, because you guys will be most likely away together. Yeah. If you can't make a shoot, it's most likely because you're in Sidemen video. You know? Will it always be golf? Or will you ever mix to... I saw someone say that. Vlog behind the scenes. So still golf holiday, but like vlog behind the scenes. Well, we actually were asking for that, but the boys said they didn't want to do that. Yeah, we recorded that trip. We recorded like a whole vlog. When we say vlog, not like my vlog. More like it was still shot by the crew. Like a Sidemen BTS style. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And then we kind of decided like not to... Not yet. Well, no, just not. I think it is just going to remain golf. Golf videos. We might intersplice things of like... Yeah. You know, oh, we play three holes or whatever and then Randy has to go get something from the shop and like that vlog footage will be in there. But we're not going to release...

vlogs so Seb ended up uploading that yeah you should watch that it was a good video but also I think the vlog footage will be in the videos but not these ones I think if we did that we'll do it on the next trip and we'll make okay this one's gonna go in this video I think arriving to the trip is a good one to put in at the start of a golf video but obviously we couldn't put it at the first video because it wouldn't make

no sense you know because now it's established a bit i like when bob do sports do sports do that they go on a trip and you've got like 30 minutes of them i'm just arriving to the airbnb or whatever that's just kind of cool but their point is valid as well where it's like if it's a golf challenge should just be golf yeah which i get as well so i saw a comment saying like they really they should just call themselves big wedge not big wedge golf yeah so that they're not stuck to just golf yeah so the point is that we are it's a golf channel i don't want anyone to think that there isn't golf content on here exactly yeah we're not gonna do like you know

Well, what else would you do? Everyone's got channels anyway. Well, yeah, I don't think, I don't want people to start thinking that we're going to just do like a, oh, we're going to go do like a good be bad holiday. Yeah. Yeah. But if we did, it'd be a good be bad golf holiday. It would be like courses or something. Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't be the holiday part. No, no, no. It wouldn't be the part of the video. It would be like good be bad course or good be bad clubs or good be bad, like that style. Yeah.

the actual holiday of itself I'm doing this channel because I actually just want to go play golf with my friends I don't want to film videos well I do want to film videos but I don't want to film yeah and I really enjoy because obviously I like playing golf that's right oh I

oh i like playing golf i like playing yeah i like playing golf but uh when you play golf you keep your score we always like to keep our score so sometimes you do scramble in a game it's like okay cool but i want to also see what i'm getting um score wise to make sure i keep getting better but then also when we were filming these golf videos i really enjoyed that as well in fact we actually played normal golf on that hold at the holiday like that trip sorry yeah and i was like this is cool but i really enjoy playing on the video because we're all like everyone's paying attention to every shot yeah

John's doing that James Frames thing where he's like trying to be quiet but he's not under the table am I wrong John? fucking hell it's the hair too high now yeah too high too tall but I what was I even saying fucking John ruined it man

What's I saying? You were saying that you like playing Scramble Down. Everyone's focusing when you're playing on a video and everyone's bantering. It's just stakes are high because you're trying to actually beat each other. So like, I really enjoy filming these videos a lot, you know. The only annoying thing about this is that I have to actually concentrate so much on playing because I'm so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I keep seeing, Harry keeps pushing this agenda that I'm just good at things. So now when like all the comments... We have all done it as well. I know, but Harry does it so much that

All the comments now are like, oh, so happy Simon's bad at something. Yeah. I'm like, why? Yeah. And also our point to you is that like,

you have i reckon obviously you and josh probably played the least but you're starting to play more now he's played more he's he's had lessons josh had a lot of lessons yeah he's still we're doing spoiler we're gonna do a tournament at some point like an open yeah and there's a big argument over the handicaps is there because he when we were in vegas yeah we had a bet and he was like you have to give me 10 shots yeah i was like how the hell is now how's josh getting 10 shots on me

I think tomorrow should be a big indicator then. So we're playing tomorrow. But it all depends on how we play. I know. But as in, I could literally play and beat him by 30 shots and I could play and lose to him by 30 shots. We have, we don't have, we don't have long till this thing. I know. Fuck. Is it? I thought after. Um, shit. Yeah. Well, okay. You need to play. You both need to play.

between two and three rounds yeah before then we aggregate all three that's fair so still tomorrow you guys got both so maybe you you got going oh no you can't be on different teams tomorrow well we just need to keep our scores realistically we just need to keep our scores yeah and then we can see like if i beat him by like 15 shots tomorrow yeah and then we play one more time and i beat him by 15 shots fair enough he should have some you gotta focus if that's what i'm saying you gotta like actually you can't be like

you got a lot that score will lock in one of your averages so you're playing for your handicap we also do that yeah

But then it's like, okay, I'll just play badly. True. That's not true. If I just play horrific. Wait, why can't everyone... There's no handicaps in real golf. No, there is though. There isn't like... Yeah, in like club golf. Yeah. So why can't you do that? Why do they want to try and get better? Because then you won't get in certain tournaments. Yeah, all right. They'll say like this tournament is for handicapped players of like 10 to 15. Okay. Something like that. You know who really needs... You need certain handicaps in all courses. Yeah. This is a message to Freezy. You are...

Also in need of lowering your handicap, I think. He's too high. He's like 14. He's not 14. He is, like normally. But the fact that he'll only let like...

me or josh go to 28 yeah he's way better than 14 shots on us okay so he'll if he gets like a 90 and me and josh are shooting 120 30 shots off yeah and he's only giving us 14 you don't really go you can't go higher than 32 i believe but no one does right we can't turn up we can't do no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

If we played 18 holes, I think I might draw within one hole. And every other one, he'll beat you by at least one. Most likely. See, like, see if you're like Freezy. I think he should be 18, yeah. Above you. Yeah, but he can't be... His handicap is like 14. But then we don't want to go into like 50s. Yeah. So like Freezy or like Seb or like even like...

Oakley or like Tom and when you play who's like pretty good they always like you can have a crap tee shot and they'll get in for like five yeah I'm like wow how'd you do that and I average like six seven anyway you know on that kind of hole so it's really impressive the way like you know they've got to take a drop but they'll still get there for that yeah that's how the scores always creep creep down but let's go through it right now what would you reckon everyone in the group's handicap is and then we'll try and compare it in a couple you know five six months because what I realise is are we like what's the highest we can go

28 okay 28 and josh 28 yeah i'm i usually go 28 yeah but you're better than us yeah so i have to give you lower yeah okay okay okay that's what you mean yeah so if i was doing that i'd go like us to 28 you and lux 20 22 fuck i'd say higher but 24 do you think you're four shots better than me i'm not that much better than you

When we played in Vegas, I played what everyone said was really good. You played what you said was horrific. And you beat me by like three, four shots. Yeah, I played really well one day. Yeah. Harry, I'd go like 19. Yeah. And then Freesy like 13. Yeah. Harry on his actual day is really good, you know. So good. He actually like...

I'm not saying it's close to freezing, but the thing is, Harry has a lot of blow up holes or blow up rounds where he just sucks it off. Maximum handicap is 54. Yeah, so I would go, me and Josh should be like, what would 54, that'd be 126. Oh, wow. Yeah. Josh got that on one of the Vegas ones. Yeah, we shouldn't get that. No. Me and Josh should get like 38. Yeah. 110. Yeah. Somewhere between 32 and 38. Something like that. Sure, sure, sure.

Lux is an interesting one as well. Like, I think the good thing about golf, sorry for those who are bored right now, is that you can get like, Lux can have a really great, incredible round or have a really awful round. And that's the whole point of a handicap, isn't it? Because like, it's not, handicap isn't what you can just score every time. It's your average. Yeah. And people need to remember that. That's why I see so many videos, even at the Four Brothers, by the way, who stick channel, they're like, oh, how are these guys like 15 handicappers? I was like, well, you're watching one round, you know, it's not always. It's also harder when the camera's on. So much harder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because like,

In golf, we can play tomorrow, me, you, Harry, Josh, whatever. And I can six holes in, I can be like, you know what, it's not my day. I'm going to stop counting properly. I still count, but I'm going to improve my shots, you know? On a video, you've got notes, you can't do that. You've got to not play by the rules, but you've got to just

you can't run away. Yeah. If you've got a shit round like you had, you just gotta keep hitting. That's why I love your walk of shame. Yeah, you go in the pits. Yeah. Like, as soon as you start playing badly, you just... And there's a camera there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like, you've hit your shot and you've gone, there's nothing I can do. I can't redo this. Yeah. We're not...

We're not going to fake videos where it's like everyone's just good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I really like about the golf one is that I don't want to fake anything, you know what I mean? Because you can do that. You could go like, right, well, let's make it more tense for the final hole. Oh, I scuffed it. Oh, just do that again. Yeah, just leave it all. Never do that. Natural. If someone wins, like if Friese wins once by so many, just let it go, you know, because that's just to keep it real. Something about golf is just nice, keeping it real. But I was saying on the editor notes of that latest video to put, like, you know when you're a walk of shame?

Is to put some sort of music there or black and white because you do it a lot. You do that walk of shame a lot. Yeah. So it's funny to keep doing that in different videos, but I don't think they did it. But I remember as well, I was like, why is Simon walking? Josh was like, yeah, he does this. It's because I hit a bad shot. He doesn't allow himself to go in the car. Because I think when you hit a bad shot, if you just get in the car and you're just like, yeah, this is a fun day. I'm like, I don't deserve this. Yeah, no. I've hit it awfully. I have to sacrifice my time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, John, you got any shit topics for us? Probably like... You're usually the guy to go to for that one. Yeah, I was going to say... I actually... I was going to say John got asked to rank the boys from best at sex to worst. Best at sex? By who? Who asked that? I don't know, but I've been told this and I don't know how this has come about. Okay, so you've been told this by someone you don't want to throw under the rug? No, it was them. All right.

John said someone asked me to rank the boys and it was me. Pretty much. Who asked you? It was Side Plus. So we were doing Side Plus and one of the game shows that's on there is like a ranking game but it's out of the people that you're there with. So it was me, Harry, Ethan and JJ and then a few topics came up. I had most racist I had to rank from so I'm in the rankings as well. With the Sidemen or just those three? It was us three and them.

So it was, yeah, no, it was us four. It was you four. Us four, yeah. That was it, us four. And so I had to rank myself within that as well. So, but yeah, I was then going to think though, who is, who do you like? Who do you guys think? Well, I want to know how you ranked yourselves first. Oh, right. Okay. Are all these side plus games made for four people? Pretty much. Because usually every time I go, either they rope me in or I see John or Victor's out there. They're better with four people. It can't be done with three. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go get the boys for a vlog today. I go down there and they're always like, can you be in this? I'm like, fuck.

You can't say no, you know. I can't. We've had some scheduling issues, so there's been free costs. How did I rank it? Yeah, I put...

This is most racist or best at sex? This is the sex one. Got you. And then, by the way, I imagine how they have sex with women, not have sex with me, just to be clear. Well, yeah. Okay. No one thought that. Yeah, no one thought that. Just in case. But no. What a weird thing to say. He's like, JJ first. He could be, who knows? But no, I put JJ is the worst.

Okay. Which did not please him. Yeah, yeah. Me second, because like the... Second worst? Yeah, second worst. I'm not claiming to be anything special. And then I put Ethan second, Harry top. But like you got like a...

Just a clumsy bunch there regardless. It is a tough one. There's no baseline there, if that makes sense. Those three, where did you put yourself? Third. Yeah, second. Yeah, third. Actually, I'll put you in this. No, I'll put those first. Those three, so Harry, J.J., Ethan, sorry. I would think they are all equally very similar.

And I don't know what it is. Whether it's good, bad or in the middle. I reckon they'll be very similar. I think JJ and Ethan are basically the same. Yeah. And then Harry's the exact opposite. I'm trying to think in my head. Do you reckon Harry's like a caresser? Or do you reckon he's like a... I think he's timid. Yeah, I think he's timid as well. But sometimes you want that. I think he giggles during sex.

Not laughs, like he giggles. What do you mean? Can you do that? I don't know, he'll get like touched a little bit and be like, I'm stuck. Yeah, yeah. Okay, sure, sure. Well, I mean... Wait, hang on, where would you rank yourselves in that? Say you were me in that scenario, where are you in the rankings? It's like I'm not great. It's like I'm probably like average. Yeah, but I think they might all be below average. All right.

Well, the thing is, JJ, this is going to sound crazy. JJ is probably good by default, you know? Why? Well, I feel like, you know, a lot of girls like black people, black guys in the bedroom. So just by default, he's kind of, you know, if you find someone who's that way inclined. I think he's just too competition based. I think he likes himself too much.

Maybe. He's the kind of guy who has sex with himself through someone. He's the kind of guy who looks at himself in the mirror. Remember he told you he used to wag to himself. You guys know this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has said it online. Yeah, he looks in the mirror and just jerks off. Well, the thing was as well, he kind of put himself in it. Only when he's in shape. By the way, by the way. Only when he's in shape. Yeah, but I just, I can't say I've ever done that. Maybe it's my fault for not being in shape, you know. If I was in shape, maybe I would. I don't think I would. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

For reference, he then tried to be like, no, I'm great at sex. I even read a book about cunnilingus. And it was like, it's like, well, if you need to read the book, maybe. So did he order them as well? No, no, that was just my round. They did. We did most likely to do incest as well. And I think. Who was that? Harry? Well, that order has to. Oh, that orders. Yeah. Commit incest, not be born of incest. Well, again, no one's. It's Harry, you, Ethan, JJ. Yeah.

You're up there, John. How are you, JJ Ethan? No, JJ was way up. I said JJ slapped his brother's bum in the bath naked. What age? It was in the Tokyo video in Japan and he's rolling around in a bath naked and JJ just walks in and slaps his ass. They are both equally weird. Yeah, but you're like, that's a video. I think you are actually committing to it.

Oh, me? Come into the incest? Fair enough. What do I say to that? I think Harry probably has shagged his cousin. I think you probably shouldn't say, fair enough, John. That's why I was second on the list. I can't change his opinion. He didn't even argue that. Yeah, fair enough, pal. You've got me. I'm not going to lie, I was a little bit upset that... So you did a side cast that was like crew cast, right? Correct. Correct.

I haven't watched it, I'll be honest. But I heard that there wasn't... I hear you talking now, I don't want to hear more. I heard there wasn't that many outrageous things in terms of... We actually told them that they need to just go in on the Sidemen. Yeah, you should. I think I can be given credit with trying to be the juiciest. I tried to, whatever questions they threw at us, I tried to... They asked, who do you spend the least amount on? Who do you talk to the least? I answered truthfully. I tried to answer as truthfully as possible. That's not juicy, though, is it?

uh what go on give me an example rank the sidemen best to worst maybe you've got to give a category okay best to worst they can they can get out of that how oh who's the best youtuber i want you to i've asked the question best to worst you're gonna go from work best to worst just list them you can only list people right now uh best to worst okay

No, you need a category, man. No, no, no. I actually do agree. I just want to see, because he could be thinking of anything. Who would you like to get fired first, to least, on the Sidemen? Fired first? If the Sidemen had to leave one by one,

Who would you want to leave first to last? Who do you want to keep first? So they still go for a couple of months as a sideman each time? Yeah. One person goes, they run for a couple of months. Okay, I'll get rid of Harry first. Oh! On the basis that it would make him happy.

Oh, don't do that. It's a cop out. It's a cop out. Do it all the way around. It's more suspense towards the end, I think. Well, you already know last now. Fucking just do it then. Just do it. Oh, fuck me. All right. Who? I mean, Vic's on loads of holidays, so Vic can go. Then Ethan needs time for his family, so he can go. He's just given like... I hate this. What? What is it? Just say the name. Just say the name. You've given two nice reasons. You've got Harry, Vic, Ethan. Then who next? Harry.

We need to keep Josh around for the planning. So then it would be Toby. Then it would be Simon. Then we'd just leave Josh and JJ because then Josh could plan things for JJ to do. Hold on. What about me, bro? Why did I get third? Yeah. By the way, Simon actually made...

You work for the Cybermen but also you're the closest to Cybermen in terms of work as well. That's crazy. He's your boss really. What about my planning videos? I plan videos. Simon just plans videos sometimes, John. I don't know. If I had to rank you, I think I'm one. Can I ask a question? Why is JJ left in? Why is Josh doing stuff for JJ? Because also, you know, Harry also is a very, in that mindset, Harry's one of those that you want to keep him for that reason.

No? JJ wants to make videos. Harry's kind of just, you know, he just wants to do the golf channel, I think. I don't think Harry wants to do a lot. I do think, I know I glaze Harry a lot, but when he does commit though, doesn't it, to be fair, sometimes he fails, but he tries. He cares a lot about how things are. He might not care about like, he might rather go and do something for his life than film a video, but when he films it, he'll be like, this has to be done right.

Yeah, in the build-up, it's as if he's almost not wanting to be there. But as soon as he's there, it's 100%. And I'd say opposite of JJ. JJ is way better at being in a video, in my opinion, than the organisation of it. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, he's more of a performer than a creator. Which is weird. Oh, I've got a great topic to talk about, which is a little bit shit-stirring. Okay, go on. So did you see recently, I think they spoke about it on Sidecast as well, but I didn't watch it. JJ...

In his reaction video on his channel, was talking about Sveed and Kai. And who's more famous? Him or those two? And he said that... I did see this. Yeah, they're more relevant right now, but that he's more famous. And then someone clipped that, put it on Twitter. And he bit on a quote tweet saying, obviously, like... And by the way, this is very true. I've never been one to like...

diss or hate on the up-and-comers he's always supported up-and-comers which he has always he's always put he's never cared about oh will they take my throne he's always put love into everyone that's why he's such a such a legend but um he was like yeah but to be fair I think this this I think I think I'm more famous you know um

It's an interesting one. He compared himself to like Drake and Jay-Z. That's the only part I didn't like. Yeah, because when Josh, because I was talking to Josh yesterday on text and he said he compared himself to Jay-Z and Drake and I assumed what Josh meant or what Jay-Z meant was that Jay-Z is like Jay-Z who's like an OG, you know, world renowned but then Drake is the, Drake's like the relevant one. So I thought he was saying that he's like Drake and Jay-Z. Yeah, because when he said I'm like the famous one but not, they're more relevant. Yeah. I was like, well, you've chosen yourself as Drake. Although how long ago was this clip? I think,

week a week oh okay so he chose himself as drake and said they're more relevant he was after the yeah because he said he said i'm like drake or jay-z yeah like playboy carty or yeet yeah i can't remember who it was yet that's it though yeah yeah and i thought you've chosen

Like, fair enough, they might have, I don't know why he chose those two, but they might be popping or whatever, but he chose Drake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's just had this whole thing with Kendrick. Yeah, true. But in general, I mean, and then again, I'm not trying to... But who do you reckon? I understand both sides, to be fair. Because I also saw Kai react to it. Oh, what did Kai say? So all the chat were just like, L, KSI, L, LL. Yeah, yeah. And I think it was, you know sometimes where it's like a fake reaction? Yeah, yeah.

So Kai kind of just says like, oh no, he's not capping. Yeah. Like he is an OG. He's been doing this 10 years. Like fair enough. Yeah. But part of me did think it was a fake. It was a reaction from somebody else. Yeah, sure, sure. My take is that like, I think JJ might be more famous. I do think that. I think I agree with JJ, but not in, I think he's more famous, but he's not. How do you describe fame though?

What is more famous? Okay, okay. I don't think you'll find many people who know about Speed and Kai who don't also know about JJ. So I think people who watch those guys at least will know who KSI is. Even when I'm out in America, I'm talking to people. They know who KSI is. Yeah, and they don't know who I am or who Simon is. But then they'll go, KSI. They'll go, oh, cool. I was showing someone a video of my music. He was talking about music. So I was like, let me flex a little bit. Let me show you. Yeah.

And then JJ is beerist. But then JJ came up, he's like, oh, I'm not a guy. So they know that. They're like, oh, I know who KSI is. So I think fame-wise, maybe. But I do think there's no question they are way more relevant. But also, it's not a problem, though. I don't know why. Even maybe if JJ feels it's not a problem. Because you think footballers, like David Beckham, right? Great player. Yeah.

the players now are way more fit, conditioned than he ever was, you know? So I think that's the way it is, you know? As time goes on, like TikTok wasn't around when JJ was first like on the platform, you know? So that's just the way life goes, you know? Unfortunately, you do get just, you know, you don't fade away, but well, you know, you do. You just fucking fade away. And the people who don't accept that are the ones that end up like struggling because you're like, you know. I think, yeah, I think I agree with JJ in terms of

I think he is more famous. Yeah. But they are more relevant. I just don't agree with the analogy of... Oh, yeah, no, I don't know what you're talking about there. He's smoking something in there. What do you think about Speed? Like, he's travelling the world a lot. He's mental. When I say this, by the way, I don't think there's, like... I don't think it's a case of, you know, JJ is massively more famous. I just think he has a little edge. And, by the way, in the next five years, they will overtake him, I think. Yeah, 100%. Because, like, what's mental, and this is what John was about to say, I think, is that, like, Speed was literally, in South Korea...

then he's in Manchester watching the final then with all the players then with that girl from South Korea in that and then he's doing the cheese rolling thingy he's doing in the space of a week like how can and I was saying I think when I was talking to Josh I was like how can anyone compete with that and why would you want to do you know what I'm saying like JJ should just do his thing just relax do your thing because like why would you want to do all those things Kai as well is going from doing the Elden Ring thing

That sounds weird when I say that. The Elden Ring stream. Into the stream with Kevin Hart. Into Kevin Hart. Then he wants to plan that Hunger Games. It's just relentless, man. You get to a point where you can't be arsed anymore. I can't be arsed to anything. Because I know everyone will use the whole thing of like, look, Kai just did a stream with Kevin Hart. Yeah. Kevin Hart will most likely have heard at some point KSI. Yeah, he interviewed. JJ interviewed him. Yeah. Right back in the day. Ride along. Yeah. Did he?

probably yeah there's there's kevin heart uh jj clips okay but he was that now it's just a truncate but i think you would have heard of ksi at some point now anyway yeah yeah he might not he might not have watched a single video or anything like that but i i would class it as like who knows of this person yeah and i do think yeah jj has that he still edges that more now yeah but the people who know kai and speed now the ones who do know him will think he's more

famous than JJ because they are doing more and yeah there's streaming all the time in streaming streaming is a weird one because streaming is the thing right now

But I think they're kind of streaming. I don't necessarily think it's like... It's high energy. Yeah, yeah. But they're so good at high... Because it was a while ago where it was like, all right, you either stream a lot or it's like short high energy streams. Yeah. They kind of just do long high energy streams. Yeah, yeah. I remember streaming. You could stream like six hours of even like Warzone. And even after a while, the lights are affecting me. I can't even do that. I can't even sit and play Pokemon for six hours. And these guys can do what they're doing for 10,

10 hours, you know, 150. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. You used to, I remember when Simon were obviously starting to come up and become famous, you would talk about, are we more famous than regular celebrities?

And you would say, oh, actually, if we walk down the street, we're going to get recognized more than a Kylie Minogue. But you say, so I feel like you've tried to stitch me up there with this. I feel like you've tried to. You've tried to make it up. When you were a really small YouTuber, you said, I'm more famous than Kylie Minogue. Also, I like the question at the start. You was putting it in a really good point. But I know what you're saying. I think you're walking down the street. Yeah. Would JJ, Kai or Speed in terms of famous?

If that's your judgment of fame. It depends on the street. And where it is. Yeah, I think also we are... Maybe we're not the best to ask because I've never seen Speed walk down Vegas Strip. You know, I've never seen... I've seen JJ walk through London. But even now, I reckon Speed walking through London probably generates as much as JJ. I mean, they've got the same bodyguards. But I think they have more... They have a more manic fan base. They do. Which might not mean that more people have clocked. It's just...

jj walks let's say like high park jj walks through high park yeah loads of people look that's ksi speed walks through people swarm your kids run because they're literally like oh my god at speed they know that and also they want to get in the stream yeah he's gonna like bark at them yeah yeah they just want to get that yeah like someone meets me and they usually just go nice to meet you mate yeah i get a picture where it's like you know jj even jj compared to me that's more manic compared to that yeah yeah i mean speed speed i i i think speed is sick though

I mean, they're more famous among the under 20s, though. Sure, I reckon. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, I think, yeah, it's true as well. I reckon under 20s probably are saying, oh, JJ's cringe now. You know, they'll probably say that because obviously he is. Yeah, I'd say those two are more famous. Speed is the most famous. Yeah. Under 20s. Yeah, I'd say. Yeah, yeah. And Kai obviously is the most, now the most subbed channel ever, isn't he? Yeah, I think he has been. He was during his...

30 day subathon right yeah I think someone overtook him oh he overtook them and now broke the record his own record oh damn I think yeah and I remember that time when Ludwig was the most subbed and that was just because he did that massive long the subathon yeah and then I mean Speed just got it Kai just got it with the Kevin Hart stream all time people all time active oh so wow that's still a super bad Ludwig it's still crazy crazy crazy Ninja on 2000 current active subs oh but he doesn't have them right no no that's

Current active is the second from the right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But 2000, I'm saying we're like... Oh, yeah. I thought Ninja turned him off. I thought he can't have subs. No, I think he has it on now. He multistreams, right?

Okay, so Jinxy. Oh, how was that? How was the Jinxy Among Us? I haven't watched it yet. I wasn't in it. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I need to watch it. Yeah, same. I was gutted to miss that one as well. What's good? Nothing. We have no idea anymore. I was gutted to miss that. What were you doing? You're just busy. Yeah, I had a doctor's appointment. So we were meant to be filming at midday till four, but we had to start Rainbow Six at like three. Yeah, that was the one where...

we asked harry i was playing golf with harry and like you lot i think it brought you decided to stream earlier film earlier to get more done well we didn't in the end but yeah okay yeah yeah but he was like um i think he was he always i think he would must have not he was decided to be playing golf before you guys tried out to move it so we were playing golf and everyone was doing more sidemen oh yeah i guess you were in the end we didn't yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like well i kind of feel bad now oh

I love more Sidemen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best channel. What kind of games are you playing at the minute? Can you wet the channel up? I obviously haven't done Among Us in a while. You know, so many people in America, by the way, more than anything, they all say Among Us. Yeah. Where did I go recently? Leeds. I went to Leeds.

When I was in Leeds, I went with Viz. Yeah. And he literally got recognised like 10, 15 times. And we were all just like, yeah, I love the Amazfit. Yeah. The American... That's something else. The jinx is something else.

Yeah, everyone goes, yeah, man. But they also, they all go, I started watching Cybermen Among Us. Like they go, I didn't even, that's their thing. They watch that, you know? It's so good. It's just, we need, if anyone out there that watches this, it's very unlikely, but if you can make mods for Among Us or you can make maps for Among Us, anything, yeah.

please let us know let me know because i've been trying to get the team to find someone that can and we haven't found but i would say don't complicate it too much just no we don't like mad things we just want like for example scaled just theme it around the sidemen yeah same thing yeah or make it so um i'm trying to think of a random role i could make right now the killer can

I don't know, flip the map or something. Yeah. I don't know. That'd be sick. Just for 30 seconds. That'd be so sick. I don't know.

I wonder if, I don't know if I'm going to say it. What? I was going to say, I wonder if AI would just do it. Oh, hopefully. Probably could do it. I don't know. I just think there's so many possibilities. And as much as I enjoy it and, you know, we get new guests and it's fun. Yeah. At some point we've got to add something else. Yeah, no, it's true. Because if we don't get, if we don't get like a jinx-y whatever. Yeah. Yeah. How often, can you put it back on Nick? How often do you do it? Is it, is it actually? We want to do one a week. Yeah. That's the aim. Yeah. Yeah.

Six days ago. I know, you know, people, after a while, people hate it or like Toby hates it. But like, it is just, if you look at the views and also it's fun. Like surely it's so fun compared to like, you know, you don't have to go out, send your computer.

play a few games i'm waiting for i'm waiting for games to come on mac you know or be able to play a playable on mac i feel like a game like among us should be playable on mac it's crazy yeah it's like a powerpoint because i've shown that set up i showed you you know the camera the iphone camera just connects wirelessly to on a mac to the uh obs yeah just makes things really easy i was in my hotel room when this kept coming just filming videos it's like magic just the integration is so good oh toby's leaving the sideburns wait so john who would you rather leave the side when he had to choose one

one person to leave the sidebar. People hate when I ask this stuff. Randolph. Yeah, true, true. Oh my God. Oh my God. So I was on the plane, right? And I was sat on the front. So these trips I go on, if I'm going on a holiday, I was in the economy for this trip, you know, these little ones. I'm trying to vlog and make money and not lose money. It's a fun economy. And there's three, there's row three. I asked to explain. No, because like some people like, when I was on this trip, I told the people I was there, they're like surprised. I was like,

I was trying to make you... Like, it's still money. I got a lot of the money. Anyway, row three...

there's a girl in the middle and I was like this is pretty cool because I'm just small you know so I was like cool and she left and I was like even better no one's in the middle now next minute this fucking giant turns up and I think he's been moved because he's so big and they need to give him leg room so I'll get a comment but I'll buy the front row and he's fucking massive and he goes oh bro you're from the side man aren't you and I'm like nah I say no he's like yeah hi you are I was like alright and I was like not only did someone recognise me next to me I was ready to try and fall asleep he's just massive and

So our arms were just like, you know what I mean? It's just so hard to fall asleep next to this guy. He was like, he was like, what's the word? He's not fat by the way, he's just tall. He's just a big guy. So yeah, he won the war of like space. What is happening?

I think he's a tired boy, bless him. Yeah. I only got two hours sleep on the plane. I tried to get more, but... How many drinks did you have? On the plane? None. I had two before. I've got a question here. Yeah? I've got a question for you guys. And you guys might be like, ooh, whatever, but... Very likely. I want to know when the last time you guys impressed yourself. Yeah. What? Is he trying to do this for three podcasts? Oh, I did it yesterday. Go on.

oh yeah i went to disney yeah in uh orlando and it was really hot it's hot over there and back in the day i remember when i used to go off holiday i used to feel it's too hot i'm sweating you know but yesterday i was walking around i was like you know what i really like this heat now i was like i'm sweating a little bit i was like i'd rather be in the sun than not in the sun so i impressed myself by not taking life for granted and i enjoy myself

What? I was impressed. Because usually, I'm like moaning. I'm like, oh, it's too sweaty. I was like, you know, bro, it's hot outside. I'd rather be hot than not hot. So I enjoyed it. Your last time you impressed yourself was... Yesterday. The fact that...

you liked the sun no no no no you've got to read into what i'm saying i'm saying i appreciate life more these days okay you know the little things you know so you could be you could go you could go around disney world and be like okay metaphor for life you could go around life being like oh fucking it's too hot man but you're in disney world in the heat you know on like a monday you know

That's sick. So rather than like looking at life and being like, oh, I fucking hate this. He's like, all right, let's, let's enjoy life. You know that. Well, John, what more do you want from than that? No, I'm not. I'm not saying if you're not liked it, I think, I think that's a, you impressed yourself with having a positive mindset and maybe you've not. What did you, what did you have? I've got a kickflip.

Is that what you want? Can you do a kickflip? No. Exactly. If I did a kickflip, was that cooler? I'd be impressed. Okay. Well, how about you? When did you impress yourself? I don't know. There's a reason why I kept saying nose boots. Oh, my God. Mate, the reason I say when you impress yourself is like, normally I'm asking, oh, you guys, do you challenge yourself often to do new things or anything like that? And do you think that's a bad thing then? I impressed myself yesterday because we got a new sofa for our kitchen area. Sick.

And I said to Talia yesterday, I was like, you know what? I'm going to put the sofa up. And it was meant to just be the sofa. I ended up redecorating the whole room. No way. And we've changed it around massively. No way. And she was like, I didn't think you were going to do that. And I was like, yeah, cool. So was she impressed or were you impressed? I was impressed as well. Nice, yeah. We were both impressed. Nice. So what did you move? Because I've been there. Yeah, everything. That table?

TV? Okay, not the TV. Or the table. What table? The dining table. No, the living area in the kitchen. That is there. No, that's like... It's hard to explain. I swear there's just a couch in that section. We moved the couch, we moved three cabinets, we moved the dog beds, we moved the crate. We moved... We brought the rug back in to redo it. We put some plants in.

It looks very different. That is impressive. Yeah, it wasn't very impressive. It was just... I have furniture that just sits there. Fine, I'll change my answer. The soccer aid day where I hit...

six five penalties in the corner that's sick yeah that's pretty impressive that's like the kickflip one that's very impressive yeah surely you've had a good golf shot where you're like yes that's every time though I can't really oh actually the golf shot I had the other day yeah where I was messaging you oh yeah I impressed myself then until the end until the end yeah but the front nine oh I'm excited about tomorrow yeah what time is it okay cool it's not tomorrow yet I know I'm making sure my ace stuff's not gone I was like oh I'm glad if he's gone yeah

When was the last time you impressed yourself? I don't think I challenged myself enough. That's why I'm thinking about this. Give yourself a challenge right now and give us a challenge. Challenge. Well, I'm trying to lose it because you've got this upcoming video that involves a lot of physical stuff. I'm trying to lose weight. Hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. So yeah, I want to lose weight. I want to get in shape. So that's my challenge now. And I'm taking it seriously now. I've taken before pictures.

I've never done that have you yeah I've taken before pictures so that's my challenge I did that like three times and gave up after three days but it's still there though I've deleted them because I was like this is a stupid challenge in your hidden folder in your hidden folder John when this thing is sooner isn't it this challenge soonish hopefully yeah so you're gonna do it before and after of like what two weeks

I mean this isn't this is just for me I'm not going to post it online or anything I'm just waiting to be fair you can do a lot in a month actually you can probably do a lot in two weeks I take it back I'm in the wrong oh and by the way I just impressed myself again by showing whatever that was

Mercy. Mercy? Fucking Mercy? I'm just joking. You sound like a villain. I like villains. I'd like to be one. I can't be the one. I'm too kind sometimes. I've never finished a Cyberman video and just gone, I nailed that. Because you didn't often. I text you when it looks good. I'm not just the camera work. If Con happens to be away and I run one, then I'm more impressed with myself because that's really challenging. Yeah, I find that difficult.

you you're a piece of shit that is that isn't obviously jokes so that is an underrated part of it isn't it that like leadership part oh mate it's very yeah it's very stressful because you're just in the middle of like all the different departments asking you loads of questions so on the other side of it it feels fucking sick yeah i reckon you got this shade of light a bit wrong you know you know the the shells yeah well i'm impressed by you randy what a fucking prick you are yeah whatever

Okay, you got anything that has impressed yourself recently? Me? Not really. Nick, what do you do? My 9-5. I know what you do actually. My 9-5. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying like, what do you do at home? Like eat cheese and that. Yeah, actually I had a good cheese board the other day. I saw you in a picture the other day. You shared something to your story. You were in the back in some sort of field. Oh yeah, I went on holiday this weekend. It was a long weekend. You are not even that much older than everyone.

But in my head you are, you know what I mean? I'm literally two years older than Simon. Yeah, but you do old people stuff. Which is not, you do normal stuff. We're the weird ones. Like going walks and stuff. Yeah. And we act younger than we are because we play games and shit. Yeah. Literally play among us. Well, we do play golf now. Yeah, yeah. You don't play golf? I want to. Do you? I really want to play golf. Me and Simon used to have loads of lessons when we were growing up. Shut up. That explains why it's so good now then. Yeah.

I'm not. Watch the video. Just to clear up why we all say he's going to be... Because you are so good. You just got to get better. You'll get better quicker than everyone. You think you have the highest cap. I'm the best at golf. There you go. I'm the best, but deep down. But I'm the kind of guy who can't realise my potential. You can realise your potential, you know. I'm just like... I'm one of them guys who gets to 80 and I'm like, fuck, man. I always think Simon will look a little bit like... Here we go.

Peter Crouch shuffling in it you're just going to show Peter Crouch potting yeah sure sure brilliant people did say in the comments you should get longer clothes but I also heard you got longer clothes I think

No. I also heard that people were saying, no, that guy on Rick Shields' podcast, his name's Guy, I think. So when I say that guy, that guy, he was saying it's overrated to get your clubs measured. And everyone in the comments was like, yeah, I got my clubs measured and I'm still shooting the same. Or on holiday, I had to use different clubs and I'm still shooting the same. So maybe it's a mod. If you think about it, if I were a golf manufacturer, I would push that you should get yourself fitted. You know, sell more clubs. So I'm trying to buy a pair of

A pair? A set of clubs at the moment. A pair of clubs. Just saying. A putter and a driver. I want to be on the green. Yeah. Now I'm trying to buy and I have to keep asking the people how tall are you? Yeah. And they're always I'm about six foot. Yeah. You can have mine if you want. Yeah. You're like six foot four. Maybe the other ones are too short for me. Or Josh. Josh needs to get some clubs at some point. Oh that angers me so much. Does he not see rent every time? No. He got given Ethan's old ones. Yeah. And then you turn up and like for example we went to Vegas and he went I'm not bringing mine they're just Ethan's old ones.

So we say, why do you not buy something? And he's like, oh, no, man. I've got some stuff to pay for. You're on a golf channel now. You can't keep turning up with clubs going, oh, they're not mine. They're Ethan's old ones. But no, I have a set that's...

But would it not be, that's what I mean, like everyone I ask when they're, oh, I'm six foot, like you're six foot ten. It doesn't matter. I don't think it matters really. You should just hold it differently. Just hold it further down or further up. Well, you can't hold it further up because we're not a club. I think you'd be fine though. I think if you're abnormally short, which you're not, I don't think you're abnormally short. You're like five eight. Yeah. That's pretty normal. Oh, whoa.

If you Google what is the most average height I know it changes for country. True luck. I think 5'8, 5'9 for a man. Probably just a bit shorter than I am I think is the average. Can we do a little before we end let's do like just each country's average height. That sounds fun.

Does it? Yeah. That's a good one. There's a video online where it's like average dick size per country. Yeah. It's really funny. Who's reacting? Is it Castro? Is Castro reacting to it? We did it on Mossadman as well. Oh, okay. Hang on. Who do you guys think, what country is the tallest before we look it up then? For men or in general? Germany. Oh, whatever stats. I guess it's going to be men. I think it's Germany. You're going with Germany? As a joke, but I can't really think of anything else. I'm going to go with... Namibia.

No, I think I reckon I'm going like Scandi. Got it in metres. Can you guys convert to metres easily? Can you convert to metres easily? No. You're not far off from Finland. Norway. Denmark. Wow. We can do it. We can do it. Yeah, no, it's fine. We need to invest in chat. For this podcast. You can just copy and paste that into chat. It would do it for you. Just to let you know. Can you get rid of that massive Croatia flag? Thanks. Right, okay. Go to the top.

Wait, what? Netherlands are top now. Oh, fuck it. I was going to say Netherlands. Wait, but what happened? It wasn't them a minute ago. No, I just had it on the Croatia thing. That's why. Oh. Oh, okay. So yeah, I wasn't far off. No, you weren't. Who's second? You know, this is going to sound really bad, right? Can't read it. None of those countries are on today, Greg. They're all just like... What? They're all just nothing countries. Like, you know what I mean? Nothing countries. Who's the first country there? The first country there. The first country there that is a something country to you.

The Netherlands. I'll go Sweden and that's on the edge. I was going to say Norway. Yeah, Sweden or Norway. Finland's there. Poland, to be fair. Finland. Can you keep going? It's Germany. Now we're talking. Can you elaborate on this nothing country thing? I don't get what you mean. The type of one where you're playing in a football match and you go, oh, that's not even a game.

Yeah. Netherlands, folks. Holland. Netherlands, yeah. No, not now. They're just orange one, two, three, four again. They're back to post-Hellas. No, Netherlands, you're right, yeah. And I've got a soft spot for Estonia, but also I'm sorry for all this because I'm just joking with you. Yeah, Germany.

Bermuda. Belgium is a something country. We were in Florida and we were walking back from the convention and these guys went, oh look it's grass. It's so like weird. It's fake. And I was like, it's not fake. It's Bermuda grass. And they're like, no way you can name what kind of grass it was. And I was literally correct. That's when I impressed myself. I could name grass. Should we get some grass up and name it on the podcast? That's the average height in the UK. 5'8". Yeah, good job Nick. You are definitely under that by the way. But that's 5'8". That's not 5'8". That's 5'8".

Is it? There's a difference. Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so... Because there's 12 inches, right? That's going to be like 5'9.5". That's going to be 5'9". Or something like that. Yeah. Okay, well, can you find out what is 1.78 metres in the British foot? High measurement. I don't know. 5'11". That's not the average. That can't be, no. Honestly, this podcast has gone downhill, but I think we always... This is worse. This is better than what it used to be.

I think we just call it that. Yeah, we'll call it that. Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching, guys. Bye. Take care. Bye.