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- Y'all what's up guys and welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. Today we have Simon, myself and the special guest, Rain. - Nice. - He's just raining and like there's good terrain and stuff. - There's a YouTuber called Rain there. - Yeah, I know. I know who he is. - Yeah? - Yeah. - What's his name? - Jack? - No. - What's his name? - Norden. - Oh, that Rain. I was thinking about the other Rain. - Oh, fake Rain.

Yeah. That was his name on there. Yeah. Works as Freezy. Yeah. Played Cold With Us during lockdown. Pretty good, right? Yeah. Weird throwback. Anyway, subscribe because we're like 59,000 subscribers away. We're on 94,000. 941,000.

- Ignore him. Yes, please subscribe. We're so close. - I was like guys, we're 94,000 and they looked at me like, what the fuck? - I hope not. - Yeah. - We're just falling off. - We're doing well. I told you guys we needed 500 a day. - Yeah. - We're on like 300 a day right now. - Okay, well. - It's not bad. - You stink, do more. - Yeah, do more. You can do better. We can all do better really, to be honest. - Well, this weekend is a big weekend. - Is it?

The Premier League is back. I have not even done my FPL, you know. You know how many drafts Jay has done? Yes. Because he puts every single one in the chat. And I'm not even in the FPL chat. You found it. I don't even know what prices everyone is. I know that Harlan is 14 mil now and he was 13. Trent is a midfielder. Yeah. On there. Is he? Yeah.

- No. - Yeah. - I think he's, is he? - I think so. - Oh wow. I thought he was just right like we're playing mid. - No, I think he's moved to it. - Goodness gracious me. - But I, firstly, I don't care enough about FPL. - I know. - Although I am tempted to do it with you. - Yeah? - As in make a new one. - Oh, one team only. - Yeah, start of the season, make your team. 'Cause then, you know, it'll be- - We'll go long then. - Yeah, only takes a minute. - It does. - Yeah. - By the way, I think my auto pick team would beat JJ's team.

By the way, JJ has done so much research for this. He's watched every video. He's posted his team multiple times, which we've talked about on here before. And is it against the rules, et cetera? Who knows? If he doesn't not lose. Yeah. Well, if he loses, it's really embarrassing. So bad. Like, I think him losing to Tommy isn't as bad as him losing FPL. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Why not? And then you have Kallax in your group. Yeah. And you have Ethan.

- I love how Ethan's in there as well. He's played every season. - He's lost every season, hasn't he? - Yeah, he's played, yeah. - Yeah. - So, you know, he's down there. - And he, by the way, he wouldn't, he was leaving this year until JJ and Lux joined. He continued 'cause it would be so funny. And also he thought that like, surely I can't lose to these. But to be fair, JJ has actually done the work, so he shouldn't lose. - He shouldn't. - But he also keeps saying things in the chat that we're like, everyone knows that. - Yeah, yeah. - He'll be like, did you guys know that there's like, it's not just 45 minutes and then 45 minutes, there's extra time.

- He put one in the other day. - It's so funny, man. - He put one in the other day about it. - It was about a player, I think. I can't remember what it was though. It was like, did you guys know that this player used to play for this team or something? Everyone's like, yeah. - Yeah. - Chat's delete now, so it's gone. - Yeah, true. - He's funny though. It's gonna be exciting. It's gonna be very fun though. 'Cause obviously he's also like, thing is he's excitable. Is that a word? - Oh yeah, if he goes top of the league,

It's fun though. He makes it entertaining. He's not going to show up, but it's funny. I know he's going to watch every game now. So it's going to be exciting. But I need to get my ass into gear and get my team ready. But the reason Simon is saying that Premier League is back is we're probably going to do our predictions. Are we going to do them early in the podcast or not?

Get it out of the way or do it later on? I think we just get it out of the way. Yeah. Well, listen, those who are watching this video and don't enjoy football or Premier League, we have a Saban discussion coming soon. We have some weird... Yeah, we got some weird stuff. Weird stories from Jonathan. So... We're also not going to stick around on this. We're not going to spend ages talking about football. No, we also haven't even done it ourselves pre. We're going to do it now. I know I'm doing this in the second channel video at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always different. Yeah. Do we go for a combined one or do we want our own? How did you last year, Nick? Uh...

Because Nick has made one. Have you done one? Yeah, Joel and I have done one. No, we said how are we doing? Am I doing one and he's doing one or are we doing combined ones? Yeah, I've got two here. Okay, okay. All right. Who's winning the league? Man City. Yeah. Okay, we're both winning City. I've got Man City, yeah. Okay. So this one's Simon's? Yeah, sure. We're both saying City win the league. Now, the next like six positions. Can I also point out, by the way, I'm fairly confident. I might be an idiot here. It's top five this season.

Because of West Hamilton. I don't know. This is not pitch time, by the way, guys. But it is. Is it not? What? I don't know. Top five? Give me a sec. Give me a sec. Give me a sec. What, another one going into the Champions League? I think so. On good behaviour, right? The Champions League does change next year. Not this season, but the season after. But no, I don't think so. I'm finding out. I read that like...

England is just like they love us in the league so they want us well who's taking second for you okay uh okay whoever we say by the way we're gonna get hate so it doesn't matter oh no yeah I'm not gonna hate everyone listening to this that's gonna sit there and go oh how can you think that Forest are gonna win the league shut up yeah exactly but that one yeah fair enough yeah um second place so we have Arsenal we've got United Liverpool I still think aren't there yet Liverpool Chelsea could be unreal it could be unreal Tottenham Newcastle I'm gonna go

- Manchester United. - Same. - You're gonna get as well. - Yeah. - Oh, I now wanna change it. Nick clapped, United fan. - Yeah, United. I'm putting United there too. - I'm still gonna go Arsenal third. - Same. - Yeah, yeah. - On the way here, I knew we were doing predictions. So I was like, I'll think of my like top three or four. - Yeah. - And that was all I had. - Do you guys just wanna do a joint one? - No, 'cause we'll differentiate. - Well at some point we'll say, yeah, just keep, okay. - Fourth, this one I reckon we differ. - Okay. - Go, you go. - I'm gonna chuck.

- Chelsea there. Don't say same. - I was gonna do same. - You actually? - I actually was. - Oh my God. - I could change it though. - Yeah, we're so cute. I could change it though. - No, no, no, no. You gotta do what you think. - 'Cause I think their team has got enough to actually destroy the league, but they're gonna take a bit of time to gel. And also they could also flop so badly, the players. - So, to clear up, in season 24/25,

it's changing from 32 to 36 teams so next season will be the team the year that there's five champions league spots so not this year no this year they used to 24 25 yeah that's when there's that's when the champions league will change so the year before has to be the year where five teams go in yeah but are they not going from other leagues yeah i think well that's why there's one from here i read something about england it's going four extra teams so spots are available for certain leagues based on history and league points

Currently the Prem and La Liga are gonna get the extra spot. I have a man on the ground. Yeah, his name is Pablo Enrique. It's Ziv. Oh, sorry, it's Ziv. Oh, do you know who that is? It's Viz, backwards. It's like I've seen some guy on Twitter called Ziv. Oh no, I just texted Viz because he was the one who told me this yesterday. Nice, nice. I was like, I have to look smart, please. Is Viz good at Valorant?

- He's all right. Sorry, we were talking about Valorant before this, by the way. Randall hasn't just said that out of- - Okay, fifth in this. - Okay, this is where it gets a bit sticky. Who are you saying? - Well, I can tell you who it's between. - Who's it between? - Liverpool, Spurs, Newcastle. Who have I missed? Have I missed anyone big here? - Maybe Villa. - Yeah, but I think no. But yeah. - Fair. - I'm gonna go, personally, if I can go. I'm gonna go Liverpool. - Okay.

I'm and then what and then who I'm gonna Liverpool because you're gonna put those you're gonna be Newcastle Newcastle Spurs in that order okay I'm I'm gonna copy it but swap Newcastle I'm gonna go Newcastle Liverpool Villa okay then I'm gonna put Spurs oh stinky Spurs eh

Honestly, I have no idea about anything else. - That's so annoying, it's so dark. - I know, but I have no idea about anything else with this. So I'm just gonna say, who do you reckon is gonna get relegated? - Okay, well, I'm gonna go Sheffield United. - Okay, he froze. He just froze for a second. Well, this is my list. Yeah, who else? - Then I'm gonna go Luton Town. Yeah, then I'm gonna go Bournemouth.

You're going to end up on their TikTok. I know. But listen, I can't put Forrest there. By the way, Forrest has not signed many players. He's signed Langer, you know. Okay. Do you want me to go? You can think. Are you agreeing with Sheffield United and Luton? Can we go on mine? Screw it. I'll leave them there. Hold on, this is yours, right? Yeah, this is yours. Just because, you know, to get this over and done with, I'm just going to go first thing that comes to my head. I'm going to go 19th.

everton whoa no way them man okay i hate them not again though and then luton 18th okay then i'm gonna go forest nice thanks though thanks then in front of them burnley then wolves in front of them uh bournemouth in front of them sorry i'm just i'm what i have no idea and then you know what that order exactly oh okay

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. So then Brighton. A little autofill thing going on. Yeah. Just, you know, sometimes you just got to agree with the AI. Yeah. Yeah. That is my order. Okay. I don't mind. But anyway, putting Everton there actually helps you out so much. I know. Because that's really hard. I just did it to make it easier for me. All right. Let's go with me. I'm not going to do Everton. Did I do Bournemouth there? I don't want to do Bournemouth there. Wolves, West Ham, Palace, Fulham.

This is a hard league. I know. You know, honestly, I really think Forest is going to be that one. Do it. No, I can't. I can't. I can leave Bournemouth there for now. I'll do Forest next. I think Forest is 17th. Then I'm going to go... You can work from the top if you wanted. Yeah, well, put Villa up there. Put Villa after Spurs for me. And then after Spurs... Sorry, after Villa, we're going to go with... Brentford. Brighton. Okay. Well, he's cooking now. Yeah, now I'm cooking. Uh...

- Fulham. - Okay. - Cookin'. - West Ham. - Oh. - Palace. - Oh. - Everton. - Yeah. - Then Wolves, then Burnley. - Then Forest. - Then Forest. But I might like swap that. Hold on. This is so funny by the way, 'cause like everyone else's predictions are all like, I think this reason why. - Oh yeah, we're just like. - I have no idea. - The middle section for me was,

I'm just looking at the badges. Yeah. I don't know who they're signing. I'm just going to base them last year. I'm basing it off my 1999 sticker book. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, West Ham didn't do very well last year, but they're going to do a bit better this year. Yeah. Brentford did all right last year, so they'll do all right again. Yeah. I think Arsenal are going to sign Rea, though, right? Apparently. Yeah. Good keeper. I don't think I want to put Bournemouth there, though. I think Burnley are going to do better. Fuck it. Put Wolves there. Swap Wolves and...

- Put Bournemouth to the end or? - Put Wolves in relegation, sorry. And put Bournemouth above Forrest, one above Forrest. 'Cause I think Burnley can do all right. - Okay. - Looking at him? - Yeah, why not? - Okay. - It doesn't matter. - There it is. Me and Randolph have a 100 pound bet on whoever gets more points wins. - Can you bet on this table with the cookies? I might do that. - Yeah, but it's... I mean, I'd put one pound on and you'll probably win like 400 grand or something like that.

It's ridiculous. Pie Face has done a prediction and is getting hate. He put Tottenham third.

And I think he puts on a third, maybe second. I don't know. But yeah, it's- - I was gonna lose Harry Kane then what are you gonna do then? - It's not a nice place to, it's not a nice thing to do. People are very un-forgiving. - You guys are so mean, man. - So what's this? This is yours, Nick's. - This is yours. - We have Joel's and mine. - Together? - Yeah, no, it's different. - So this is this one. - This one is editor Joel's. - Okay, so he's got the same bottom three as me. - It changed. - Wait, oh, that's different. - Yeah. - Oh, okay.

United, Liverpool, Arsenal. I've been saying for a while that I think Arsenal get fourth, but I changed my mind while we were doing it. They could cook. Arsenal could cook, but I just feel like they're not going to have the same season like last year. I feel like this is pretty similar, except he's put Burnley Wolves. Okay, nice. Wow, you put Forest High. Respect, Nick, respect. No, that's Joel's. Oh, well, fuck you then, Nick. Let's see Nick's. He's called it. Oh. The wrong one. Sorry, give me a sec.

- What? - He put you bottom. - What the fuck? Wait, is that because- - Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Do you believe that? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Randolph, Randolph, Randolph. Look who win the league. - Oh, man. - Yeah, yeah. - You know what? No, there's no way it happens. Do you think it happens? Honestly. - He's a Man United fan, just to clear up. - Yeah, but like outside your bias. - Bro, he's put City third. - Third? - Yeah, they're gonna be tired this year. - Yeah? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Judge me on my trophies. - Newcastle like ninth as well. Wow, you think Newcastle are gonna have a Hooner? Fair enough. That's a Hooner, you'd put Burnley above Newcastle. - Burnley, yeah. - Okay. And Burnley are right, but like Villa that low? - Yeah. - Okay, well, as we said, we have no idea what we're talking about. - Neither do we. - Go watch pitch side. - I've sent mine. - You've sent yours. - Oh, John. - John has done one and just to clear this up, John doesn't know any, John name,

Three players in the Premier League. Oh, I see. I know Haaland. It's because I listen to you guys all the time. Okay, Haaland. Do it then. Fuck. Paqueta. Okay. He plays for West Ham, right? Yeah. I apparently support West Ham. Yeah. Okay, so Haaland, Paqueta. Ugh.

- Shit. No, I definitely know one more. - Kevin Nolan is gonna say. - Oh, Antonio. He plays West Ham as well. - Nice. - Cool, I got it. - What a weird three. - I've got on vibes. - Have you seen his? Wait, why are you shaking your head? - I don't wanna show you. - Come on, come on, come on. - I've gone on vibes and logos. - Okay, yeah, as we said, John's is...

- You know what? John could win based purely on he might get like 13th correct. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 14th correct. - He's got 20th right for sure. - Oh fuck off. - Okay, okay, okay. - City winning the league. - He's not even doing it right. - I've done it right. - You put four teams in 18th, 19th and 20th. - It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter, I'm just saying. - Point in the second. - Just to clear up. Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham United are all bottom half. - Easy. - Anvilla. - Yeah, it's an upside down team. - No, you didn't even try, man. - I didn't try.

- You know, you know, you're getting Europa, you know. - They've got a cool logo though. - Doesn't matter, but you know Liverpool's not gonna call me like. - They've got a cool logo, that could motivate me. - Well, congrats on Burnley getting second. - Yeah, that's huge. - See, I read this on Reddit, right? Burnley, and I was talking to Nick earlier, their manager used to work for Pep Guardiola. - So they did Arteta. - So did Arsenal. - Yeah, exactly, and that's why they're up there as well. - Yeah, Arsenal are Arsenal, and Burnley are Burnley. Like even, you know, even if Pep- - If you're good at management, you can do anything. - That's true. - So why can't you do anything?

Well, that is our predictions. Yeah. Stinkers. We don't care. Next thing.

- Oh, the injury. - Oh, it's the other statement in football. No, statement in football. - Okay, hold on. - Marcelo. - Okay, we probably can't play this on YouTube either way. - No, so if you wanna see it, just search Marcelo tackle. - And I haven't seen this yet. Wait, wait, hold on. Give me a little chance to protect myself. - That's also gotta be full screened. - You don't get to see it until the end. - I know, I know, but let me intro it first. This is it, Marcelo's tackle. I haven't seen it yet. Everyone's been saying it's gross. - I have seen it. The thing is, it's not gross in terms of intent.

There's no malicious intent. That's what I'm saying. It's not disgusting in that way. It's just... You can see immediately he knows. Run now. Ready? Takes it in between two. Jeez. He immediately stops. He kicks the ball and he's...

- I hate his task bars though. - I know it's coming. I saw it this morning on TikTok and I don't, ugh. - You know it's bad when people in the chat are like, "That's gross." Suspense is actually killing me. Oh my God, he's crying. Who's ARG though? - Hm? - Who's ARG? I don't know who he plays for. - Clem and Fargyle. - No. - Fuck off, Jon. - Got the stretcher on. - Then they really play this game. - There you go. - Oh, the worst part is the bit afterwards. - Where it's at this angle, it's this angle. - Oh, what the fuck?

When he like gets up, but when he tries to get up, it's like, oh, that's so bad. The thing I feel, I don't feel sorry for Marcelo. I do because he didn't mean it. And I think that's going to really like affect him mentally. But it's the fact he then gets a red card. Fair.

but it's the fact he's like, he's the one that stops play, kicks the ball out and he's like, stretcher quick, quick. And then the ref's like, sorry, bro. I have to do it. - For the resorting. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And I think he even looks at him kind of like, oh, what? A red, I didn't do much. - I guess, but I think it's just not a red, it shouldn't be a red. But at the same time, like if the guy has like- - That's a red.

Yeah, I guess. If you ever break someone's leg, it has to be a red. Ah, true. Okay. So for reference again, someone doesn't know about football. Say something like that happens. Do players have contracts with teams that like pay them going forward now that their career has ended? Is there some kind of thing? You still have a contract. So it's like he'll go and get recovered and until his contract expires, he'll still be a player. You just have to hope that his contract's

for another four years. Yeah, yeah. And then obviously that if you get free in January, if they say, oh, you can't play again, I'm sure that has to the police and the contract avoids it. But it's like if you can recover, then obviously you can still play. It's like, I mean,

I mean, yeah, players get exiled for months, years, and still come back, you know? Exiled. Well, like, you have to go train with the reserves. Yeah. You're technically not playing ever again, but you're still getting paid by the club. Eduardo came back, didn't he? Yeah, I think so. But then also, like, Valtteri, who's, like, got exiled for discipline reasons, still getting paid. Yeah, yeah. But then also, you've got to remember, like, if you're a player not getting paid, then you're not playing, so then your value's going to drop.

Not get signed by someone else. Did you ever see the Eduardo one? Let's do it. Why don't we do it over here? Completely snap. Yeah. I may have seen that, yeah. Around the shin, he said, like, snap. Yeah. Eduardo. Yeah. I'm thinking of Reyes. No, it was Eduardo. Yeah, no, I'm thinking of the Reyes one. I don't, what was the Reyes one? When he was an Arsenal player. Oh, is this him? No, it's not him. This is Eduardo when he played for Arsenal. I'm sure his name was Eduardo Reyes. It was Jose Antonio Reyes. Yeah, Jose Antonio Reyes. It was his father, with a disincentive.

That one he's gone in Like you've got to remember Marcelo had the ball And he's dribbled round the guy Whereas this one He's gone in for a tackle Arsenal players man How one moment killed a career Good video that is Good thumbnail He was on the beers When we were in Croatia He was actually on Eduardo was on the front of beers Oh oh He was such a hero No Does it show where we play? Croatia looks like a good holiday man I don't think it shows it I was going to say It's probably age restricted So it's That second one looks like it shows it

- Oh, this one is so bad. Yeah, look where he's like, yeah, you see his ankle, and it's still out. - Hashtag rank. - I remember this. You know why I remember this? This was in newspapers. The picture of his dangling ankle was on the newspaper. - Dangling ankle. - Yeah. So yeah, like, you can come back from it, and obviously, I hope it's good, but. - I hope it's good. - Argentinos Juniors was the team. - Yeah, last time I checked, Marcelo was like 40 years old. - We could get Google on that. How old is he? Guess.

- It has to be 39. - I was gonna say 39. - No way you're gonna say 39. - Eduardo. - No, Marcelo. No, I'm gonna go 38. - I think 42. - No way. - 35. - 35? - Huh? - You have to respect Ronaldo. - I know. - So much. - Messi, to be fair as well, he's still 36. - I think Ronaldo is changing our concept of age. - Yeah. - Players. - 'Cause now you see someone like Marcelo and you're like, "Yeah, he's 42." Whereas back in the day, you would've said- - 35. - 'Cause you remember when there was an old player in a team? - Yeah. - Like when you saw Thomas Graveson.

And you're just like, he's definitely like 33. - Charlie Adams. - Yeah. - Charlie Adams looked 40 when he was 28. - Yeah, but an old player then was 33. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was it, unless you're a goalkeeper. - Mate, well, I mean, Joe Rogan, you know how old Joe Rogan is? - 48. - Pull up Joe Rogan, like show him the picture as well. - I have no idea. John knows his birthday 100%. - You know how old he is? I don't know his age, but I know- - I think he's in his 50s. - He's in his 50s. - Is he? - Yeah. - He's in his 50s, yeah. - Young 50s though, 'cause that's a 48. - I think he might be late 50s now.

I think he meant pull up his age. He is exactly 55. 55? Yeah. What do you mean? He's not exactly 55. Is it? Is it? You've excited me there. Oh, it's... It's not far off. It's close. Wait, hold on. When's this coming out? This might come out now. It might come out on the 9th. It's his birthday in two days. Damn. So he is almost exactly 55.

- 56. - Oh, 56. - Yeah. But like, he's just super energetic. He also does like inject himself with stem cells. - He's also on the carnivore diet. So he only eats meat. - But anyway, yeah, like point is like, point is these days, is that a good diet? - Don't know. Never tried it. Jon? - Yes, really full of protein. - Nice. - You know why he's calling you that, Jon? - Yeah, go on, man. - Say what, Randy? - I don't know what to say. But like, no, I mean, it's coming from me. I don't really work out, but I'm gonna start.

I have been recently. You said that Ronaldo's changing age for you. Would you though train and live like Ronaldo to be that standard when you're his age? No. No, because I'm almost there. Yeah. He's a monster. He's a monster, but respectfully though. I see so many TikToks now about Ronaldo and obviously how hard he works and stuff. I never know whether some of them are just taking the piss because some of them I see and I'm like, that's amazing. And then I'll see all the comments being like, lol, people that believe this. Yeah. There's one that was like,

He had an injury that should have put most people out for three months. He was back at training the next day. I don't know if I can believe it at the same time. It's Ronaldo, Sui. - True, true, true. They worked hard, but like how, you know. - Yeah. - But I'm boiling. - Are you? - Yeah. - It's only air con on. - Yeah, just like a little bit, like it doesn't have to be cold. But I'm wearing joggers. I actually have been wearing shorts all the time recently, but I have them in my washing, so. I mean, I haven't got my hair cut.

Living like a slob. Yeah, but I literally got back like two days ago and I went straight to the hospital and I haven't really been living. I'm like a little... You should probably be in that hospital then. Probably should be. If you're not living. Because I'm morphine. I meant the morgue. Oh, the dead. Yeah, because I love dead. Because you're not living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's getting back to my routine. You tried. Well... Every podcast has got AI related stuff to get Randy stiff. No, that's the same one. Oh. It's the same one. Oh.

Yeah yeah yeah Because it's the same day The other thing we have Is We didn't talk about last week's Sidemen Sunday Oh I'm so excited We're talking about this week It comes out Saturday Fuck off Why are you changing it? Because bored Real Sidemen fans know that Saturday's the best day actually Why? More Sidemen Saturday True We upload on Monday, Wednesday, Friday sometimes You've been killing it still right? Yeah That channel's not gone on fire Yeah

- But I always see it as so funny seeing the arguments between the two where it's just like more Cybermen so much better than the main channel. Yeah, but it doesn't exist without the main channel. It's just like arguments between fans. It's funny. - And then you get Simon Reacts chilling over there like, "What's good?" - Yeah, we're just bystander. Yeah, but we uploaded this week

will be the smallest versus biggest road trip. - Oh, I heard about this. - Yeah. So split into three teams, which this is funny, right? 'Cause we go to Brighton to start video. 'Cause we're like, we don't wanna drive through London, bit boring. - Traffic and stuff. - Yeah, we're like, let's start somewhere where we don't start normally. Brighton, and we'll drive from there to... - Wigan. - Margate. - Margate. - Oh yeah, nearly.

We get there and we all sat down waiting for everyone to arrive. You guys don't know who's going to drive what yet? We have no idea. We don't know the teams. We don't know what. We sit down and we were like, we're doing two teams for this, right? Like biggest versus smallest. And everyone's like, yeah. And we all go, yeah, I love when there's two teams. It's just so much. Three teams. I know this somehow. Well, we went out and Josh is like, oh no, there's three teams. And we went, oh,

- The whole of the BTS is just us talking shit about how much we love two teams and like all we want is two teams 'cause it makes the video so much better. But we end up doing three teams and we have, we literally, we went straight along the coast. - You can do that? - Yeah. - You can just drag that? - Yeah, that's been around for years. - No. - This is the best feeling I've ever had in my life. - You're a boomer. - But you can just drag any- - You drag those points, you see the white dots. - That's sick.

- I thought Google gives you like three options, like this one, this one, this one. You can just customize it like that. - So yeah, we had smallest, mid and biggest. - Yeah, and like big with lorries and stuff, right? - Well, so I was with Harry. - Yep. - Vik and Toby and then JJ and Ethan. - Okay, good teams. - Yeah, JJ and Ethan were mid. - As in like mid cars or just mid in general? - Who knows? And then Vik and Toby, the smallest two.

We're in the big ones. Nice. Me and Harry, smallest. Wow. And we got these tiny envelopes. And you're tall to get into a small car and Harry's just ripped. Yeah, he's just fucking huge. His muscles are mad. Yeah. So we go into this underground car park and we straight away see a bubble car. Like... Can I know what this is? It's called a Trojan. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

- Like the condom, but the exact opposite size. - I was thinking more of this historical story where they put a Trojan horse through the window. - Oh, I mean, kind of was like it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We got in it, if that counts. - Yeah. - This car.

- It's always awkward when we had the owners of the car there, 'cause they love it and it's like a vintage car. So they're sat there. - Yeah, you have to film a video, be funny. And what you wanna say is look at this piece of shit. - Yeah. - And they're like, that's my car. Oh my God. - There's one wheel at the back. - Oh no, man. - And the way you get in, by the way, that's the handle. So you have to lift that out. Then the driver has to get in first. The next person gets in and you have to pull the door closed. - I wouldn't even be able to do that video.

- I wouldn't get in there. - You would. - Well, whoever's next to me would have a bad time. - No, it was actually quite spacious. - Oh yeah? - But no seat belts 'cause the car doesn't require them 'cause it doesn't go fast enough. - Yeah. - We also get in. - Oh my gosh. - It's just like a couch in there, but we get in and Harry doesn't really like driving in England. So it's on me. So I drive it, the gears don't work.

Like they barely work. - By the way, I was scared enough when you took your car. - It's on the right as well, by the way. Everything's on the right, which is weird. - You took your smart car to get wrapped for something and I came with you and that drive back was awful. - Yeah. - So imagine what, that was a smart car. - They said about this, they go straight away, they go, "Don't go over 40 miles an hour." - Can you? - And then I said, "Oh, don't worry." Well, we weren't, he went, "Well, yeah, you can't, but."

It will start making noise. We don't get over 30. Josh has organized an hour and a half drive for us on normal roads, which are 60s. So we end up working out that it would take us four and a half hours to do it.

in pain. - Yeah. - And then we do probably, we probably do about an hour and we've made it no distance and the car overheats, none of the gears work. So we pull over, wait for a minute, go again, gear stop working, pull over. We phone them, they come have a look and JJ at a random time, like completely random, JJ and Ethan just drive past with Deji in their car and they've got a black cab. Their car is a black cab, Ethan's driving.

wait jj's a passenger or they're both in the back jj and dejie are in the back nice and jj should get a cab journey yeah nice so we basically say to them like look our car ain't working can we have a lift yeah so we they stop at a pub we drive it for the next 15 minutes to get to them get in their car nice and then we realize josh is like oh you have a you have a time limit kind of thing you need to be here and they need to be here so we're just going to put you in the back of a

like a normal van. - Yeah. - Go there. It's a golf club. We think Josh has niced us. He sent us to a golf club to pick up a Reliant Robin, which I don't fit in. So I physically can't drive it. Like I genuinely can't drive it. - That's an iconic car though, right? - Yeah, as in the seats don't go back. So I'm sat.

Okay, this is the only Fools and Horses car, right? I'm sat with my legs up. So the steering wheel goes down between my legs and I can't move my foot from here to the brake. So the only way, if we had to stop suddenly, I can't. I have to go like this, like that, like underneath. So Harry had to drive it. Yeah, I'm lucky, mate. He ended up doing it for ages and loved it. He's a good driver. And we also got the smallest...

train, smallest railway in England. Wow. And went through the only desert in England. That sounds fun. Yeah, it was actually really lovely. I might watch the video. Yeah. Sounds like a banger. Well, that was our side. Yeah. So then the team, the black cab team. Yes. Went into a Lightning McQueen. Yeah. Who talked, did you talk about this? I just can't.

- Well, it was my team, yeah, that was the team I was on. - Ah, okay. - Yeah. They complained about that one though, right? Well, they didn't like it. Not complaining, but they didn't like it. - Lightning McQueen only went, I think, 50 miles an hour max. - That's not Lightning McQueen. - Yeah. - He was not fast. - What a fraud. Imagine being able to go 50 miles an hour though. Our car hit 30 and started braking. - I guess that is midpoint between, well,

And then the other team started in the back of a lorry. - Didn't drive the lorry. - No. - You can't, right? Is that why? - Well, they were in the back. They were in the back of the lorry. - The middle team also picked up Dejo. - Yeah, we said that. - Oh, apologies. - Are you in the room? - Then they also had, what else did they have? They had a Hummer. - Ooh. - And something else, I don't remember.

But yeah, the whole video, it was a very good video. I think it'll be a really good video. It was just annoying that ours was like, as much as I didn't want the car to get destroyed because of the owners being there, I wish that our breakdown was more something. Because it literally was just overheating. So nothing really happened. You'd rather a wheel fall off, you know? Yeah. Or like the door doesn't open or close or something. Or you close the door and it just goes and falls off. Yeah. Or like we tip it.

How many Pikachu could you get in that little one? How big is a Pikachu? Not sure, but a Pokemon. You didn't say how would you get him on. You just said how many Pikachu could you get on? Try my best. But I don't succeed. Yeah. Good video though. Good video. Out of 10 ways. That's my favourite joke. God, I hope it does well.

What's the title? Like big versus mini versus? Sidemen smallest versus biggest road trip or something like that. You guys always put Simon in, right? Yeah. We almost didn't in the 20v1 though. Because Tana. Tanya. Tana. Tana. No, I love that intro video. Harry's like Tana, Tana, Mongo, Mongo. It's like, I don't know how to say it, but she's in it. Is it banging?

It's done well. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a good video. Wheel of Fortune, nice. But the comments on the 20v1 though, they were the same as like the Deji diss track ones. They've kind of been filtered out a little bit. What were the Deji diss track ones? So it's stuff like this bangs on mute. Oh, here's the new one. It's like we ain't making out the hood with this one. The best one we saw. TikTok comments essentially. The best one was this is one of the Sidemen videos of all time.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that one. On TikTok, when any of our podcasts, it's like, "Oh, this is my favorite podcast." No, this is the most podcast of all time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, those. - What I love the most is on YouTube videos now, I keep seeing trends. It happens on our podcast as well, where it's like,

Only people who don't go on TikTok can like this comment. And I'm like, that is just a TikTok comment. TikTok-esque comment on YouTube, you know? Yeah, a lot of people hated this video before it came out. Because it's not... Because it's Tana. And then people who watched it actually really liked it. I reckon the people who make those comments about not enjoying this video are the same people who don't like women's football. Sexists? Yep. Nice. Yep. Okay. I don't know where to go with that. I saw a clip of... That shocked on me.

Short guy and he's like and Ethan's like why sure and then Harry's I was friendly fire. Yeah. Yeah, so I know you've all seen that I just I also saw a clip on sidecast. I don't know if you're on this I wanted to ask you of of Harry talking about going to the gym to do a

calisthenics workout. - Calisthenics. - Yeah, that's the one. And the instructor didn't turn up so he couldn't do it. And Vic's like, "Wait, surely that's your worst nightmare, "going to a workout session on your own "and meeting random people?" And Harry's like, "Well, no, 'cause it's a class, "you know, I'm working out." And Vic's like, "Yeah, but you hate talking to people. "What if someone came up and talked to you?" And Harry's like, "Yeah,

He's like, I don't mind talking to people. I'm not a complete like, he just likes loud areas. He's still a human. He's not human. - Yeah, but it's one of those things that he's now got the stigma of like, Harry hates people. Like he can't talk to another person. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it just, it always escalates. - It's not that awkward. He is awkward, but not that, like, you know. - Well, it's just depending on what, like if Harry's there for a purpose, he's not awkward at all. - Yeah, he could, yeah. - Or if he knows you, he's not awkward. - Or he's chosen to be in that environment. - Yeah, it's just when you put Harry

in a situation where it's someone he has no interest in talking to. It's going to be a very awkward conversation. Yeah, which is fine. A lot of us are like that. Yeah. A lot of us are like that. We don't admit it. So it's like, whereas he just doesn't mind saying, I don't want to be here. He went to ping pong tournaments on his own, didn't he? Yeah, he went to table tennis club.

- I loved it by the way at the Stag do, Vic Stag do when like all the Australian, well, I say the Australian boys, like- - Two Australians, two Canadians. - Yeah, when they're like, oh, let's play, let's play table tennis and we'll put some money on the line. And Harry's face, he just like gives everyone the eyes and he goes, I'll play. No one's gonna fuck them up. - Yeah, but he stopped after like one game. - Too powerful. - I think he might've won one then lost one. - Oh, damn. - I think he played two. - Oh, shit. Is that okay? Like let me not put like 10- - 'Cause they were quite good. And Harry, as good as Harry is,

I think he's really good if you have actual, an actual table and bats and stuff. Yeah, he was saying these bats aren't like his own at home. Which makes sense. And you're playing outdoors, so there's wind. Bro, I played Topgolf recently. I couldn't believe how bad the clubs were. They're so bad.

They wobble. But can you really not believe it? Yeah, because I thought Topgolf was like, I thought obviously it's fun and games, there's food there, but I also thought people go there to use a driving range, which they do, but they take their own clubs. But I still thought Topgolf is a worldwide, it's in America, it's in the UK, it's everywhere. I thought surely they can just get better clubs.

They can, but you may have just got a bad set. Yeah, or maybe they get damaged. But I'm not joking. They literally... So I was using driver. That was fine-ish. The irons wobbled. So every time I went to swing, I could feel it bend.

Maybe you're just really powerful. I think I'm just too good at the game. Yeah. They had to nerf you. Yeah. I might need to quit golf. Yeah. But by the way, isn't like I heard in the chat, you guys did a Simon video. Yes. Where golf was involved. Yeah. I won't say much more. Yeah. And apparently what I heard is that he hit the ball. Who's he? JJ. Sorry. Kessler hit the ball, sent it miles and went, oh, I get it now. He didn't even hit it. Oh. It was, he literally stepped foot on the course and was there like, yeah, I get it. Yeah.

- Fully get it now. - So now literally in our group, all we need is Tobi and we've got the whole squad. - So I said to Tobi about like, we brought up golf in the chat and I said like, yeah, Tobi's the only one now. He went, I never said I didn't like golf. I mean, bro, when we talked about golf, he literally, he tweeted out saying,

I need to find new mates that want to do something because they just play golf now. Yeah, on Threads, right? Yeah. He was like, oh, I need to find some mates to do some activities with. All the mandem are on golf. Yeah, and everyone replied like, oh, just play golf. Yeah. Bro, yeah, because imagine, because also, I know obviously the lads golf holiday is very like...

and over you've done, I guess. But at the same time you get to go to sick resorts. They're actually like unreal. - I know I've seen, I've been looking at them. - Yeah, yeah. There's like 12 golf courses on the property and just drinks and meals. It's like a perfect trip for us. - Yeah. - 'Cause like also we're getting old now. So like, you know, clubs and every night is not necessarily the vibe. - Well, that's why I came up with this idea. - Yeah. - I said, why don't we, we do troops meals and they've died. Troops meals have gone. So I said, why don't we do, my original idea was we have 10 troops.

10 times a year. So once every month or just over a month, we do a trip, two day trip. And we take it in turns to plan it like a video. Cause I was like, well, that would be 10 in a year. Yeah. Yeah. Then Ethan was like, oh, we got, you know, everyone's got commitments. I can't just disappear every like once a month. So I said, okay, let's do five. Yeah. And we go in pairs, me and you, for example, we plan it like a Sidemen video, but just like a video.

but just the good team. - Yeah. - So we just go, all the troops are gonna do that. 'Cause we do such sick stuff on the Sidemen trips that I'm like, why don't we ever do this as a holiday? - You know when you group stuff together, the value actually gets better. Does that make sense? So that we can always like, we can get like, we can do sick things that we wouldn't necessarily do on our own group. And it'd be so much fun. - Yeah, so I said, I'm going PES and we just go right this weekend, everyone lock it off. Simon and...

Ethan you two are planning this and me and him all we got to do is think of two days worth of stuff Yeah, we go on holiday. Bless. Yeah, I mean sick and we can do the meals on them as well Yeah, well, you'd have a whole like you could go like Friday afternoon come back Monday morning or Sunday night If there's five a year as well, would you be less upset if someone can't make one or would you say no everyone commit? I think I try and commit to honest I think you gotta try and commit but

Ultimately if someone can't make it like I had some just an FPL one for all the reasons that sometimes it's fine but like yeah if it's just because you can't be arsed I think as long as it's enjoyable everyone will want to do it anyway but I'm down I mean the only thing I reacted to when I saw that was like "damn he's gonna earn some more money" They're gonna be expensive trips No no but you know how after the day it stagged everyone was like "well bro we gotta do this again who's getting married next" and then we got the bill through and then me and Frees were like "ah man no one's getting married again" Yeah I thought the chat died as soon as the bill came through Bro the chat died!

Everyone was reminiscing about certain things that are happening. Like, I can't wait, man. It's going to be sick. Although I did, I remember one of the nights when I, when I had a few drinks and I was talking to, I was talking to Lachlan. Cause I get on really, really well with Lachlan. I get on well with all of them. But like Lachlan, I talk to all the time. Yeah. I got history with him. And I said to him, it's kind of weird that this is, this is the only stag deal I'm going to go on that we're both on. Because he's not going to make it to the rest of them. What was in like him and Josh aren't close enough. Josh wouldn't invite him. No.

I'm good friends with Lachlan. Yeah. But I'm not expecting to be on a stag do. Yeah. Like we're not that close. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, this is weird that I feel like we're really good friends and we're on a stag do. There's one person I could see him going to stag do of. Who? JJ's.

- On the sense that like JJ just randomly invites people. - Bro, side cast, he said he's gonna invite a thousand people to his wedding. - Yeah, true, true. - A thousand people. - So the stack's gonna go crazy. But no, it is mental. But I also find it funny how on the trip as well, we were like, yeah, private jet back? Everyone's like, yeah, fuck it, man. Everyone's like this, that. Everyone's like, yeah, yeah, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. After it's like, oh man. Your guys are in a good situation 'cause you didn't even have to look at what it costs. It just goes on your card.

I just don't, I just mute the chat. Don't look at it. Ignorance is bliss. - Yeah, and I got bumped to pay it back because I was like, "Oh shit, I haven't paid it yet." I was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry." And then she was like, "Actually, you're the first one to pay." - Damn. - "Freezy and Lux haven't paid yet." So yeah. - Damn. - You and Freezy, Lux, you might think you're so sick, but you can't pay on time. - Where do we go from here? - I was just looking at my loan came in quick enough to be able to pay it. - No. - Not really.

But I did know the funny thing about, you know, the whole freezy thing of JJ getting the jet on the way there. Yeah. And then like him leaking it and saying that he lied and stuff like this. But then why did it matter anyway? Because we paid for the jet anyway. What do you mean? Why did it matter? Because I thought the whole point was that he went and got JJ to like half it with him. No. Yeah. He asked JJ, but it's more the fact that he said that JJ was like, oh, I've worked too hard for this. Yeah. No, no. But then I'm saying so like, what's it because of that? JJ didn't pay for it in the end. No, he did. We paid for it.

- The way back we did. - No, both. - Oh no, we split the way. - No. - Yeah. - Check the split man. - You can say that about them. - It sounds like I care again. - You sound jealous bro. - There was one night or one daytime, we have spoken about this before. Calyx came down in this outfit. He made it down halfway downstairs and everyone just went, nah bro. You can't wear that.

He turned around, changed his full outfit. And that brings me on to the fashion police. - Oh, a segue. That's good friends by the way. That's good friends if you say that. - It is good friends. - Do you have a photo? - No. - No, 'cause he was in it for 16 seconds. He walked down and we just, I can't even remember what it was. It was just- - Yeah, but he didn't even say anything. He just turned around and went back. - Yeah, everyone just went, "What is he wearing?" Looked at him and just went, "Nah." And he just turned around and just changed.

And then we all went, oh, you look good now in the next one. He was like, okay, yeah, fair. So in the 16th century in Italy, the fashion police were a thing. Wow. They still are, you could argue. Are they? Yeah.

No, as in the actual... Yeah, but as in an actual thing. I sound really salty now. You are, bro. Just chill. Okay, come on. Fashion, please. So... For some further context. Okay, go on. Can I guess? Is it more like... Back in the day, there were so many strict rules about what men and women can wear that if you're not wearing... If you're not covering up your breasts, for example, you're going to get locked up and put into a cell? No, it wasn't a modesty one. It was more of showing a bit of...

People were overshowing wealth, essentially. So one of the accounts in this is talking about there was a guy who came out wearing, he was basically flexing too hard. And they were like, no. Okay, can't stop the flex. He had a rollie on his wrist. Yeah, basically. He came out in too many fresh garms and they said, no, not allowed. What is fresh garms back then? I know they weren't cutting around in Gucci back then.

It says in the account somewhere in here precisely what he was wearing. An embroidered cap, a silk doublet of many colours with gold buttons on the sleeves, two rings with white stones on his fingers, a jerkin, an embroidered hose, black silk. That's hard. Freezy War on the way down. Lux. Yeah, Freezy ain't got that. Freezy War isn't outrageous, by the way. I do know. Say less.

- Say less. - But yeah, if there was a fashion police today, what things would you say should be a crime? - Definitely like the shoes JJ used to wear, like the gold, like big tall ones. They're cool shoes, but I feel like they just like, you don't go with anything. I feel like nowadays, like a nice Air Force one, like, you know, white shoe, you know, is like a nice, you know what I'm saying? Like clean, fresh, you know? Or these like shiny gold with like wings.

and out. The wings were outrageous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also the giant Medusa head. Yeah. I think, like, those, well, it's hard because, like, you've got different groups, you know. I was going to say, like, those chains that you used to strap to your belt and put in your pocket. That's just like, it's like goth culture, you know. Yeah. If you're wearing... If someone had it, I wouldn't say, like, that's a crime. No. Like that, you should not be allowed that. Okay, I will say that. And the person who doesn't wear goth clothes but still does that to hold their wallet to themselves.

- Like come on, you're 35 mate, you can make sure your wallet's not gonna float your pocket. - Well that sounds like it's not for fashion. That sounds like it's- - Yeah. - Okay. You go then, what's your fashion crime? - Starting from the bottom up. - Like Drake? - Not the bottom, the feet. Just in case you thought I was talking about butts. - You can talk about your butts, I don't mind. - I'll get there. - Okay, great. - So feet. - Yeah. - I'm saying two things. One, any form of- - Webbed sock.

- Oh yes. - A web sandal. - Yes. - That individually has a tail. - I wasn't gonna say that. I was gonna say actual sandals. - Birkenstocks go kind of hard. - Show me a Birkenstock. - Birkenstocks are kind of back in, right? Like half of people love them, half people hate them. - Hate them. Those are disgusting. But then you see that one in the middle, top middle now. - You need to Birkenstock me. - No, down one. That style is even worse. - Oh, okay. I agree. If you have to separate your toes with anything, that's a borderline.

- Pedophilic. - Yes. - That sounds like flip flops. - Exactly. - Yeah, I don't have flip flops anymore. - I also don't like flip flops. - Slides, Crocs, is it even fine? - Yeah. - You know, just nothing that separates your toes. - No, but the ones that also have the, like those, okay, I don't like them, but the ones that also have the thing around the back and then they have a strap, like the proper like- - Strap-strap ankle in. - Yeah, probably. - That's fine. That's, oh, like that. But that. - Yeah, like that. - Technically Crocs sports mode is that. - Criminal.

That is criminal. - What are you trying to do? Hold your ankle in rev? - That and also when people wear like, for example, JJ has done it a few times. Say you wear white trousers. Some people wear white trousers. Then you wear white shoes and you wear black socks. Disgusting. - Okay, how about though, white trousers, black socks and black shoes. That's okay.

Are you still saying no? I'd still say white socks. It depends on the thing. It depends on the thing. How about this? How about I wear black socks, say, on one day when I'm in my house only? Well, you're not wearing it out. I used to hate wearing black shoes in general. When I was at school, I just hated wearing black shoes. We had to. No, no. How about black shoes, white socks? You look like Michael Jackson. Yeah. But you're not dancing. Oh, wait. I thought I was a... Wait.

He wore black shoes with white socks. I was thinking of something completely different. Oh. What else? Okay, so that's what I would say from the bottom. And jorts. Jorts are criminal. If you're a hot girl, you can wear them. Oh, if you're a hot girl, whatever you want, man. Jorts for men. Jorts for men. And the ones specifically that are ripped. So like the ones that literally look like jeans ripped. So you've got a little bit of that white fluff coming out. If they're tapered a little bit, I don't mind it as much.

Now, are we talking about denim shorts? Those, like, denim shorts, don't like them. I still think they're a bit of a crime. But, like, you see the bottom left? No, up, up, that left one. That's criminal. I actually don't mind that as much as if it went over the knees. What? Look at it. Guy's kind of dripping, I can't lie. Yeah, he's owning it in that. He's owning it, man. I don't like any of the jorts. And, bro, he's a tennis player, too. He looks like Patrick Bamford's face. Is that Con? No, it's Declan Rice. So far from it.

- I'm also gonna throw out there, when people have holes in their jeans. - Oh, like Pac-Man. - No, I was just gonna say when they're massive holes. - Yeah, with the mouth open. The knees out, the knees out. And they sit down, they sit down, and literally it's like short, then ankle bracelets. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That, can't get on board with. Upper body wise,

I'm going to say... Never News, that's what they are. Never News. You've seen that off Earth Adoptment? Yes. I'm like season four. That was season one. Great show. Great show. It's decent. It's a great show. Simon was saying off camera, it's one of his favourite shows. Up there with Scribs and Friends. I actually was saying how angry I am that he let that get so far in the World Cup of TV shows. Because it's good, but it's good. That's it. I think he's not elite enough to understand it. I think you're a simpleton. Wow.

- You watched Young Sheldon? - Yeah, that's for advanced minds. Do you understand who Sheldon is? - Yeah, but he's just stereotypical. - He's smarter as a child than you are now. - Yeah, it's cool. I would make a better show than he would. - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I'd make more. - You can't even make a video. - I know. That's so true. That's so true. You have to get personal though.

- Upper body. - My daughter's starving. - Trying to think of an upper body thing. You know what I hate? And muscly guys get away with it. You hate muscly guys? No. - I think I know what you're gonna say. - What? - Are you gonna go for the vest that would lay- - Vest that goes super low? I wasn't gonna go with that. Or like a really, really low thing here. I was actually gonna say short sleeve shirts. Not t-shirts, shirts. Hate 'em.

And if you wear them in the sun. - That's what I wore last time I was here. - Bro. - I've openly said how much I hate them all the time. I hate short sleeve shirts. - We'll get Google on that one. - You can get away with it if you're muscly. - Or if it's really hot at the end of a wedding. - I'm pretty sure I've seen Nick in jean shorts. - I wore it last time I was here. - You've never worn, you wore jean shorts under a short sleeve shirt? - Sandals, jean shorts, or jorts, guys. - I've never worn shorts. - Or black socks. - I've never worn shorts. - You've worn denim shorts though. - Last time I was here, I was wearing a linen short sleeve shirt though.

Linen is different because you can also wear that open. - I wish you would, Nick, as well. I wish you would. - But like, no, these ones are more like holiday ones. I'm talking like that dad in the middle. - I have a couple of these for golf, can't lie. - If you have to wear them for golf, that's fair. 'Cause I had to buy one for golf. - Yeah, I wore this for the actual- - Although it wasn't all the way buttoned. Is yours all the way buttoned? Or is it just the top? Is yours a polo?

polo shirt no all right the golf ones golf ones are fun no golf ones aren't this but you buy one for the the race day like that i hate that yeah but that's okay that's okay it's okay yeah yeah and also you can get away with it if you're super muscly because like that bottom left one he's going to work like that him that guy like he just gets away with it because he's muscly yeah he can wear everyone's he looks like who is that he's in something

Yeah. No, he's in a TV show. Yeah? Probably Young Sheldon because I've never seen him. Can you click it? Mbappé. No, it'll say modelled by one. Mbappé crushed with Marcus Rashford. No, he was in a TV show. Ah, fucking cough cramp. Fuck me, man. I love cramp. Do you guys love cramp?

I don't know what he was in. He was in something. Yeah. Oh, that's pissed me off now. I think he was in some like Netflix show. Yeah. I probably didn't see it. It probably was too basic for me to watch. Yeah? I watch real shows. Like what? What's the last thing you watched? Hijack. Apparently it's shit. It's actually pretty good. Really? Yeah. Freezy said it was shit. Yeah, pretty good though. And I actually trust Freezy. Yeah, so do I. But it wasn't the silent level, but it was pretty good. When Freezy and JJ say, when they've both watched something and say it's good or not, I listen to it. Sometimes they have hooners though. Like what? I don't know.

You need JJ's verification on freezies. Freezy does sometimes suggest things. So does JJ. So does JJ. Like what? I don't know. I don't know that he's put some hooners in there. Although one time, me and him were talking about the bodyguard. Have you seen that bodyguard show? No. I'm not going to say what we said, but like...

this is one this is weird it's a weird show it's a good show it's a guy out of Game of Thrones Robb Stark and he's the bodyguard of like this lady he's like a politician and he ends up like falling in love with her and there's one scene that's just crazy I was talking to him I can't say it because it's just not it's personal information but it's a good show you should watch that ITV I think yeah I'm probably not going to it's probably on Netflix but it's I think no it might be just Netflix it's good though yeah I probably won't though why because you like it

- Most things you like are awful. - Like what? - Game of Thrones. - That's not awful. - Arrested Development. - That's not awful either. It's one of the best shows of all time. - You, your taste is mid. - Like what though? Keep going.

You're like, oh, a show you'd really like. It's really good, but it's also terrible. Manifest. That's really amazing. It's so good, but it's really bad. I never said it was amazing. I said I was addicted to watching it. It's not a great show. You said it was amazing, but trash. Yeah, it's really fun to watch. Yeah, and I can't get on board with that description. And the new season's come out, and I haven't watched it, because I can't be arsed. I can't get on board with that.

see i i agree i actually i said that you would love it entirely because you have like a little child man when it comes to shows i was like you actually enjoy this show and you probably were actually no i know what the concept is he talks about it on here it's about a plane that goes missing and then comes back forward in time but no one's aged on the plane yeah five years ago yeah five years later anyway i took it back black mirror yeah awful that episode was awful the new season is awful i actually liked a couple of episodes the new season is

terrible no no no which episode okay i hated the one that where they turn into werewolves that was awful yeah it's not an episode that it was entertaining it's like it's awful no it would have been entertaining if the if the twist was something good if something happened but nothing happened okay i turned into werewolf i enjoyed the um scottish one where they made a movie about the dad who was ended up being a waiter who filmed stuff yeah that one's all right all right but i enjoyed in the first like five minutes me and talia both went

she's definitely like about the mum yeah you can have suspicions but it's still well told it was obvious yeah for black mirror as well it has the best twist you've got into it with that expectation but i still enjoyed that one i enjoyed the one where they were going up uh into space and they had to have like they had to come down and be in each other's bodies and he ended up killing the fucking yeah and then i i actually pretty much i didn't enjoy the um tv one tv one where she's like she's a she's a show there's a show based on her

And in the show. Oh, is it the first one? I haven't seen that one, actually. Really? I hadn't seen that one. I liked it until the end. And the other one, the Dracula one, the demon one, I enjoyed that too. Which was that? The girl who has the...

Yeah, she has the devil next to her and he's telling her to kill everyone and she has to go around killing them all. Oh. I thought that was pretty good as well. So I would say... For me, Black Mirror needs to be like... The whole thing is things that could actually happen. Nah, man. Nah, it doesn't have to be that. It's always been things that are just off that if they could happen, this is what would happen.

Like, you know, the first, the very first episode is the Prime Minister pig. Yeah. Fucking a pig. And it's like, okay, what if someone did just kidnap a member of the family? I get what you're saying, but I'm still saying like as a show or something I'm watching, I enjoyed those ones. They were all form of stupid. That was actually crap. The ones weren't bad. There's definitely been better seasons and better episodes, but I enjoyed that ones I saw.

Yeah, well, it's called Black Mirror based on, you know, the reflection of the phone and based there around technology. Yeah. How the hell does the werewolf one in any way relate to the technology? That's what I'm saying though. That's where the problem is. They strayed away from technology. Yeah, neither does the devil one. Yeah, the devil one. Yeah, true. And it was a bit like... The devil one was good.

It was okay. Channel 4, basically, I don't know if you saw... Well, the first few seasons were Channel 4, right? Yeah. And they sold it. They've made a Black Mirror sort of style TV show recently. Did you see this? Oh.

Greg Wallace hit with more off-common complaints over human meat documentary. So he does a TV show where he goes into factories and he looks at how the factory works. So he did one where it was a fake one where they went in and looked at human meat. But they didn't say it was a fake one. They just did it like a real documentary. So it was like a Black Mirror episode and he goes and he eats this human meat.

Okay. No one loads of people didn't realize it was fake. Oh, very black mirror. That's cool I saw a different video, but it wasn't like this. Oh, that was Tom Hanks in that picture When I saw was like this guy in someone else's me, but it wasn't like what? Yeah, it was different a different man. Yeah wasn't eating like what website was it? So I'll repeat he's Greg Wallace. He's a buttery biscuit base guys at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Damn, I could never do that. Buttery biscuit. 500,000, sorry, 50,000 Big Brother Club, 700k. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, that's another thing. Well, by this point, well, we're filming a week in advance. My Big Brother Club series is back. Yeah. And I'm gassed. One of my favorite series. It's so hard to get everyone together. Yeah. I wanted to do it every week, but yeah, it's easier as it goes on because obviously one person leaves each time. I remember there was a time where I was in my dad's study playing on his old like

20 year old TV how would that be possible it's crazy isn't it what why I still recorded my audio and stuff yeah probably on a laptop yeah I was just saying if I can make it work they can make it work man well we had we had nine people to start plus me I was the tenth yeah and first week Bateson went against Ellum in the vote yeah Ellum lost okay

At this point... 2-1 for LM because Bateson is a FIFA... Yeah. But at this point, as it stands, it is Zwei back versus Angry Ginge in the second round. They're both up for vote. And I know Zwei is a big YouTuber. Ginge is banging right now. I think Ginge wins this. Is the vote live right now? It'll be already done by the time this comes. No. The episode comes out tonight. Okay, okay. But...

Angry Ginge just has like... You know he's the most subscribed Twitch streamer in the UK. Mad. On TikTok I see his clips all the time. Hit 13k yesterday. He was like, oh that was so weird. He has jokes in the series as well. That's another reason why I think when Theo was on it years ago he made this character of I'm the wizard. I think Ginge has that. He has the character. He's like the motivator. So I think he's

I think he's set to go far, you know? Yeah, no. Yeah. And who else is in it? I know you're trying to get Tyler in, but Tyler's not in. No, Tyler's not in. We have, what do we have? We have P-Money. Yeah. He's fucking unreal as well, isn't he? Yeah. He got man of the match in the first episode. Ethan got man of the match in the second episode. We've got Ethan. Another club's player. Danny Ahrens. Danny Ahrens. Manny. Manny. Thomas Bateson. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Jin's way back. Nice. Yeah.

it's honestly i love this series yeah but the only the only issues were really like pressed for time because the new game comes out 21st september so i have to finish it by then otherwise no one will care also clubs are getting a big rehaul anyway yeah and then i want to start a new series almost straight away yeah of clubs yeah and as in another big brother club okay yeah yeah yeah sick sick i actually think you've like you've kind of set this up in a cheap way you know sorry a cheat way why because you get to play every game i'm also the only one paying money yeah true i just think it's not fair

- Why? - 'Cause like say if you're LL now, you just can't play anymore. - Yeah, he comes back for the final. - True. - Everyone comes back for the final. - True. Well, no, I just love playing clubs. What a game mode. - I saw someone say like, someone being like, "Oh, winner gets 10K and he's calling it 50K Big Brother Clubs." I was like, well, the winner gets 10. - Second player gets- - Second gets five, third gets one. - Yeah. - Every single player gets 500 pounds an episode. So first episode is already 4,500. - Yeah.

uh man of the match gets 500 yeah then i've added in this year i'm gonna do awards for like best worst miss nice best player of the whole somebody grabs for them best goal and each of those gets a grand sick a grand yeah mate i got paid like two three grand from you and you actually sent it to me as well i said it's everyone you have to send it to me before you played so i know i know i'm just saying guys although i was playing the last episode we recorded who was it someone said

Someone's like yeah, you haven't seen the money yet. No, we don't want I think it was Danny. Oh, I haven't got my money yet. So I can't pay for this No, I'll send it at the end. Yeah. Yeah. So now much is yeah, there's a new game coming out. That's basically clubs There's a game could man of the match coming out Wow, I think this game should be called person the match personally, but you um, you scan yourself. Yeah, I

Don't play John. John's fucking scared of scanning anything. And then you put yourself into the game. Just looks a bit much though, doesn't it? Well, yeah. And every time I scan myself into FIFA, I look like a nonce. So it's accurate. I mean, this will be... I mean, can I see any video of gameplay or is it just this bald man walking around a pitch?

Sick game, man. I can become a bald man. They've based it off him and he looks like the least footballer man I've ever seen in my life. He looks like the most average Maker Pro player. They chose the most. Sorry to this guy, but... We'll still do a brand deal on it if you want us to. Oh, bro. I'll suck this man off for under a grand. No, under a grand? Wow. Five grand? Keep going lower. Two, one.

Yeah, I love to do Big Brother clubs just like continuously. My dream was always to do... VFL. No, do nine series of it and then invite all the winners back. Oh, yeah. And do another series of nine. Unreal. And then also the next series would be the nine losers. Oh, my God. Because then it'd be like the first person to go out and have a single one. Yeah, yeah. Because then one of them has to win. I love the series. I love playing clubs, man.

I mean, people are always screaming for Simon Clues. Maybe you'll bring it back on the new game if the features are good. We will. Although I think the issue is like, Vic never enjoyed it. Like he enjoyed the first couple of times because it was just playing a game with the boys. Yeah. But as it got further on and it was like, all right, you actually have to play. Yeah. So I think maybe it will be a case of

- We do a couple episodes with all of us and slowly phase out having to have all seven. And it's like, you'll get episodes with four of us. - Yeah, I'll play. You don't need numbers on clubs. - Yeah, well maybe, maybe. - Wow. How was Among Us yesterday? I was not in it. - It was good. We filmed more Sidemen Among Us. It was good. - One of the first times I've never been in it, I don't think. - I know, it was weird. - I was just like, it was really tight. - It was good though. We had Lazebeam, Deji.

Viz and Danny. No Calyx. No Calyx, even though he... Did we say that in the last podcast? Who else did we have? So Calyx got the day wrong. So Calyx was sat. We've told this, right? Yeah. We should tell John. So Calyx was meant to do... It was Tuesday, the recording, 11 to 1. I actually spoke to Calyx about asking him to come on this podcast. He sent me his calendar and he had this. He had, among us, 11 to 1 on Wednesday the...

And I didn't realize about saying it to him because I wasn't on it. So I thought maybe they've moved it. Yeah. As you can see the, Oh, the fucking chip fat tweeted. Yeah, of course. Looks as chronic set his desk, headphone on mods, all set up a hundred percent focused and ready to play seven among us. The session was yesterday. I tweet bang as well. Chip back. Cause it was a few bangers, you know, he's really good. He farms it, but it's well-deserved. Yeah. It puts good tweets out there. We should all, we should all actually, um, yeah, take note. At least I should. Yeah. Yeah.

It was good among us. Just bang still on this channel. I don't get it. I mean, it is really fun and we are constantly changing the roles. I literally get like people like I'll meet someone in real life and they'll be like, oh man, I fucking love you on Among Us. I'm like, damn, it's all I'm known for. It's just

Is it still fun to play? Yeah. It is because we changed the role. So like yesterday we did, the first one was a camouflage role. So when you press the button, everyone goes the same colour, no names or anything. I should have done it, man. I actually woke up late. Yeah.

Yeah, as long as we have good rolls, yes. And we are working on more mods that are more catered to us. Oh, because this was a new mod as well, wasn't it? A new pack. Did everyone get installed? Yeah. To be fair, that's one of the reasons why I didn't want to do it, because I was like, you know what? It's not 11. It'll be like... Oh, no, this was actually like... That's actually sick, yeah. This was quick. Yeah. Like, I'd say we started recording probably like 16 minutes late. Did we get into it?

Yeah. Cold. Cold from him. But no, also, we actually, believe it or not, we don't play in our sessions that many games. No. So really, it doesn't become, I'd say it's the perfect amount of Among Us. Yeah. Because we record once every month. You record it once every month? Twice a month. Oh, twice a month. We put a video out every week, I think, of Among Us. No, it's twice a month.

Well, how often do we put it? Because we record two videos when we do it. Yeah. Well, what I'm trying to say, and anyway, it doesn't feel like too much among us. Like it's a perfect amount. When we streamed, you probably got enough. Like it's like, oh man. Yeah, we were streaming for like eight hours a day. What do you look at? In the last session, when I was in, we were like, oh, let's try Polos. And we did. And then you can tell that everyone's just like,

yeah and then back on the regular map everyone's like yeah i'm guilty of that i i just like these ones are so complicated it's more just because certain people certain people do dislike it a little bit they don't find it as fun like i really enjoy it yeah and i actually just like if i'm if i'm crewmate i'll enjoy it yeah i don't have to do much just sit around and yeah uh so some people enjoy it less but yeah we change map and people just can't

- For me, it's more like my attention span just struggles on it. And I'm like, so everyone's like, "Oh, where do you see the body?" I'm like, "I actually don't, not that I don't know where it is." I'm like, "I can't remember what happened." Like, 'cause it's so spread out, but. - It's 'cause we had 13 people that time. - Yeah. - So we were like, "Well, if we're doing, yeah, if we're having that many people, we need a bigger map." - And everyone, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And everyone lies on the reactor. Everyone's like, "Ah, did you do left reactor?" So I'm like, "Yeah." - That's the point of the game though. - I know, it's so hard. It's so hard. - I love this channel so much. - Bro, what the fuck? Hold on, a seven mil?

5.5 mil 5.6 mil it's unreal I love this channel it's yeah it's and obviously like I feel like you can play around with titles more you can be more like not clickbait but you can be more out you can there's more opportunity to kind of like make a banger title than there is on the main channel because main channel has to be more matter of fact what is the video yeah there's more there's more room for clickbait I guess clickbait you can be yeah you can be more clickbait on this one yeah but more tongue-in-cheek clickbaiting you know

Yeah, I just love it. Yeah, me too. As a connoisseur of, well not as a connoisseur, as a viewer, consumer. As a consumer, I would consume it more. Every now and then, I miss the studio day of More Sidemen. I also missed one gaming session. I watch them all. And I was quite happy because I won't watch it. If I'm in it, I don't watch it. I watch this among us. I watch it and I'm like, let's go. Did you know that a woman has named a kid after a tupperware? No. Neither did I until I've just read this article.

- What is the name? - I was gonna segue into it. - You're cooking up a banger there. - Okay, fundamentally on this one, this woman, her friend, she's worried about her friend 'cause her friend wants to name her son Tupper after Tupperware. - Right. Do we know for sure it's after Tupperware? - I think it's 2% like a normal name. - That's what the article suggests. And from this, I was gonna say, if you've heard what are the wildest kind of names that you guys have heard or have been suggested to you that you're like, nah.

- Hold on, I am reading this look. In a post on Reddit, the woman said she wants to name them Tupper like Tupperware. I've tried so hard to tell her not to, but she is firm. She's decided it's a cute gender neutral name. Am I in the wrong? It's cute? Is it cute? She's not saying she's naming it after Tupperware. She's saying it's like, you know, Tupper, like Tupperware. - Yeah, Tupper from Tupperware. - Yeah, Tupper from Tupperware though. - Yeah, but she's just taken this out. She hasn't gone like, oh, I'm gonna call my kid

- John, like Baby Johnson wipes. - Yeah. - Johnson Baby wipes. - Like it is still John like Baby Johnson wipes. - Yeah but Tupper doesn't exist on its own outside. - This is made up a new name. - Nor did Simon.

Someone had to start. - True. - I'm backing this woman. - Yeah, I'm backing the woman. As long as she doesn't say like, "Oh, I'm calling him Tupperware 'cause I love Tupperware." - Yeah. - She's gone Tupperware. Oh yeah, Tupper. - No. - Tupper, that's cool. It's like Tucker. - Yeah, it's like Tucker. - There was a kid's TV show I watched when I was younger that had, the main character was called Tucker. - John Tucker Must Die? - No, it was a TV show. - Good film, that was a good film. - Good film. - What was it?

I remember it, yeah. I would type here, I would type like, you know, Tucker, TV show, main character. I remember, I just remember it really, really vividly because there's one episode where they have to do just dance in like an arcade. Oh, yeah. And it gets really good and wins. Do you ever have an episode? Oh, it's just called Tucker. One season. You know how to watch a show, Simon. You know how to pick them. And I remember this series, although I don't remember this at all. This was probably like the period where... Hot Mother Tucker. You know, like...

You know in kid shows, they always make it really weird where he falls in love with a girl that clearly looks like 20 and he looks about 11. And the girl is flirting back. And it's weird. But it always happens in those shows. And me being like an 11 year old kid is like... Have you seen a film called Eagle Eye? No. Have you seen Arrowbot? Yes. Have you seen a film called The Island? With Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson? No. They're in like a...

- No. - No? - I'm thinking of, what am I thinking of? - The Leonardo DiCaprio. - That's called the island, right? - Shutter Island. - No, not Shutter Island. There's one where they go to the beach. - The beach. - Okay, I see how that could be similar. No, but anyway, I, my entire life would say, "I, Robot" is one of my favorite movies. I watched it and I was like, "I have never seen this one before." And I would argue, if we were on a podcast and you didn't like "I, Robot," I would have argued, "One of the best ones ever made." I watched it and I was like, "What the fuck is this?"

It's a great film though. I think I watched it. Yeah, it's a great film. I enjoyed it. What film were you thinking of? The Island.

So what give me the plot of the island is you McGregor and Scott Jansen are both in this like facility They wake up is all why they get fed like paste for their meals and they have to do tasks They do jobs, but they don't know why they exist All they know is that they have they get a chance to go to the islands. There's a lottery system That you get pulled out of and you get to go to this fantasy world of called the island I can spoil it for you though. Okay, the island doesn't exist and

They're all clones of rich people who are buying insurance policies So if you've got a bad kidney they create you birth you into this like facility and if you need a kidney replacement It will go and take the kidney out of your clone if you have like anything wrong with you need a new arm They're going to take the arm off that person so it's a clone and what happens is two of them end up figuring out what they are they escape and they go and find their actual main person and then they yes, there's two Ewan McGregor's there's two Scott Janssens, but

How does that end? Spoiler, if you don't want to know, don't listen. How does it end? Well, he actually, there's a point where this guy has been sent out to go and hunt him down like a bounty hunter and he finds both Ewan McGregor's clone and not clone. And obviously the clone is really smart here and he starts copying him, his accent. There's one Scottish, one's American. And the guy ends up shooting the real guy and he goes in and then tries to replicate that guy's life. But he decides he's actually going to go back to the island and set them all free. So he does that and goes and sets them all free.

And long story short, the guy who was out there being the bat hunter ends up helping them escape. Nice story. But for some reason, I always just assumed that it was our robot. So what I learned from this is not once in that whole story is there a robot. Not once. How have you thought that film...

It's called iRobot. No, it's just because I was a kid watching both of them. And like, it's just because the idea of clone. And in the iRobot movie, there's a scene where the robot is hiding with all the- When did iRobot come out?

I feel like it sounds like a 2012 film. 2004. Is that late? Yeah, and I believe I was 2005. 2004? Yeah, and I was 2005. I thought iRobot was like 2010. But I've definitely seen it. I think I saw it in the cinema as a kid. So I think that's my first memory of it. And then I just lost all memory of it. So when I was watching it, I was like, I remember certain scenes. But for example, I was like, I never... I was watching it. I was like, I never saw the start of Will Smith being in town. I was like...

what and I was like I haven't seen this version and I was like wait I haven't seen the movie but I would argue with you to the death oh it's one of the top five films of all time or something like that so would you now say that The Island is top five films of all time no no no neither are by the way but like I would back them up I love The Island I think it's a great movie Michael Bay so he did that so lots of explosions yeah yeah and Lens Flare after that he did Transformers two years later so

The original Transformers is like, it is actually up there with one of my favourite films. I started watching the new one and I was like, you know what? That film has flopped apparently. Is it? Well, I got a minute in and it's like a robot cheetah running around. Yeah, it's the, it's called like Age of, is it Age of Extinction this one? No, no,

I don't watch shit like that. - They're all based of animals. So there's like a King Kong robot. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'll give it a go, but I was like, you know what? Why don't I just watch the original? 'Cause it's still a great movie and it gives me a nice warm feeling. And Shia LaBeouf's a goat, by the way. - He is a goat. - He was in Eagle Eye, that's why I was bringing that up. - What's the new, oh, Rise of the Beast, that's what it's called. Age of Extinction is 2014. - Wow, budget. Oh, come on, man. That's crazy though.

195 million budget and it still made 400 million. Yeah. I hate millions. But I know there's a whole thing of like, I saw a TikTok that was like, what do they consider a success? And six times is the like. Yeah. You have to put a lot of advertising in as well. Yeah. Six times is like amazing. The seven Transformers. But like, look how big that is, right? I know we spoke about it last week's podcast, but Racka Racka's film did 10 mil opening weekend. Transformers did 61. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, true, true. Yeah. That's nuts. Bumblebee did 20 mil. Yeah. Yeah.

Although, that was... Bumblebee is Bumblebee. No, they're going to have like a career now. No, sorry, wait. I know what you're saying. No, I'm saying they're going to make, they're going to change. And to be fair, they struggle on YouTube actually, because the content they were making would always get age restricted, always get demonetized. Yeah, that's sick. That's so sick. Elemental flopped in apparently. What's that? Three mil, oh, 145 mil overall. For a Disney movie, that's pretty poor, right? Oh, okay. Yeah.

Okay, still made 400 million dollars. Go back. I want to see what, you know, Bert Kreischer did a movie. I want to see how it was doing. The Machine. It probably won't be in like here anymore, but. Do you know what it's called? Yeah, The Machine. Oh. Just type it in, The Machine. Yeah, click that. I want to see. Mark Hamill's in it. Domestic opening 5 mil. Worldwide 10.6. Mad. So Rack Rack is doing even better than that. That's crazy. In one weekend. That's crazy. Yeah, that's mad. That's mad. Well. I wanted to mention. We were talking about like,

and tech and stuff like that. And we were talking about Black Mirror. That was this podcast, right? Yeah. Okay. Five minutes ago. Yeah. There's a thing now in China. Yeah. Where you can walk past people who is above and it's an app that basically shows nearby people that are in debt. So if you go into the Reddit one quick, this is showing someone actually using the app. Oh my God. What in the Black Mirror? So,

What the hell? Yeah, so this is people who are local to this person who have defaulted on their debt. That's like Pokemon Go. And it's part of the social credit system. So if you spend so much time hanging around people like these, like your geotag, doing that, your social credit goes down as well. So what if I just live near them? What if I live next door? I think it's like... Because they can use Wi-Fi to detect where people are as well as your 4G. They can tell that you're just in the vicinity rather as opposed to... I heard that Wi... You can...

You can, okay, I heard that you can see where people are. You can use Wi-Fi as a camera, essentially, in your house. Yeah.

- What do you mean? - So with AI, so like you can, 'cause they know where you are, man. 'Cause like the wifi can detect how far away your device is and all that stuff. So they can like literally locate where you are and make a picture of you in your house. They can know it. - It's this. - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've heard this whole dream thing. - AI generating dreams and turning wifi routes into cameras to see through walls. That's a way better explanation than I do, fucking hell. But I got there. Yeah, see this little mark up here?

What the hell? Because the radio signals are there. So it's like LIDAR. Also, it's like what blocks the signal. Yeah, it's like... They can build what it is. So when you're in your car, your Tesla, you'll see that like... Your car can see the car in front of the car that's in front of you. So how did they do that? It's through LIDAR. I didn't know what the fuck's LIDAR, man. It sounds like a tiger and a lion mixed up. What? I saw the thing about the dreams because that's just weird. I don't like it. Yeah. What's that one about? What? The dream thing? Go back to the video you were on.

At the top, yeah. So this is like... Essentially, you could generate dreams, right? Yeah. Do you have vivid dreams? Do you have vivid dreams? Sometimes, not often. When I was starting to improve my sleep, I started having way more vivid dreams and I didn't like it. Really? Yeah, because it's like real. It feels real. When you wake up, it's not. You don't remember it after like three minutes. Yeah, but that three minutes is traumatic.

You also have like hundreds of dreams and don't remember. You remember one or like a couple, whatever. - Yeah, yeah. But anyway, to your knowledge, what was the generating dreams thing? - I'm actually trying to remember now. Seeing that image of the video that you were just on. The dream one. - So it's more that it can see what you're dreaming. - Yeah. - And be creative. - Yeah, it can present images. - On the computer. - Lock me up. I dream up some fucked up shit, man. Take me away.

- Bro, what would you be, okay, you're on death row. You've got three meals. So you've got one final meal. We've got three courses, starter, main course, dessert. What are you going for? - What a random question. I like it, but I don't know how you've got there from. - I have brains. - Okay. - I got number two on my ideation score. - Nice. We'll talk about that. - Should we do that? Should I pull up my score? - I was gonna say, should we talk about, should I do the meal first? Then we'll talk about that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. I wouldn't have a starter. I would have just another main.

I also wouldn't, I don't think there's a dessert I would have. I think I'd have another main. - Simon, come on, man. You're about to die. - Yeah. - Have some fucking custard tart. - No, I think genuinely I'd have like, you know what I'd have? Sides. - Fuck off. I would have fresh sides. - Fresh sides would bang. - As a starter. - I would have- - Chicken tenders. - A Domino's pizza. - Fuck off. - Right? A Domino's pizza with a Burger King XL double bacon cheeseburger.

- With some, which one do cheesy chips, Five Guys or Shake Shack? - Shake Shack. - Shake Shack cheesy chips. - You don't even eat the finished cheese part, you liar. - I did, that was his one. - Oh, was it? - Yeah, we've gone through that already. - I've never seen that part. - No, it's not in the video. Yeah. Then I probably have some McDonald's nuggets. - Okay. - And I just eat all that together. And McDonald's chips. - I don't hate you actually. - It'd be like, it'd be filth.

And then maybe some sundae roast, Yorkshire puddings Nice Mod pizza, have you had mod pizza? No It's in the UK right? Mod pizza I swear it's on the high street in Nottingham What is it? It's just pizza but it's sick It's so good This is just in Nottingham It's American but I had it in Nottingham Closers Mod pizza closers UK restaurants I had it, it was really nice

- Is it like high-end or is it like takeaway? - Normal pizza. - No, but is it like Domino's or is it like Pizza Express? - When I was in America, it felt a bit more, it felt cleaner than Domino's, but it felt more dirty than Pizza Express. - Okay. - I enjoyed it. 'Cause by the way, actually you guys introduced me to this, putting hot honey on your pizza. - Oh. - So you know when we used to go pilgrims? - Yeah. - Yeah, the studio. - That pizza bangs.

- Okay, well, we were gonna talk about this thing that you just mentioned. - Yeah. - So Calyx put in the chat about this. You take a test, 60 questions. - No, no, no, sorry. It's like a high-end personality test. It costs 60 pounds. - Oh, it's 60 pounds. - It's like 100 questions or something. - Okay, and you only have like 30 seconds to answer each question. So it's not like you can sit there and be like, "Do I do this?" You have to just answer it. - And then he uses it to like, I mean,

not to go into too much personal detail but like you know if he's hiring someone or trying to get the judgment of someone he'll see what what their weaknesses what their strengths are and i thought that's pretty sick actually i'd like to know mine and also might use that for other people in the future as well if you're trying to work with someone so i took the quiz i was at airport flight was delayed

And then I posted my score in there and he was ridiculing me. No. He was laughing at me. He wasn't laughing at you. He was saying, I'm a better human than you, you peasant. Fuck off. Don't even talk to me ever again. I'm not taking any advice from you. One of the squares that had something in was ideation. Yeah. And he got one. So you get one to 36. Yeah. Or 34.

- Yeah, 34. - One to 34, whatever one is, is your like strongest suit. 34 is your weakest. He got one in ideation and had basically heard from a few people. Is it that? - No. - He heard from a few people that like no one's got one in ideation. Few people have got two, whatever. And then Randolph posted his, Randolph got two on ideation. - Yeah. You said one's the best, right? One's your best trait, 34's your worst trait. - Yeah. And he was basically like, "Oh, lol."

not number one though is it or something like i don't know he was joking he was joking he was joking but the the funny part is that like his reasoning as to why again it's not going into detail because it's like it's his opinion but like i don't mean you were just chatting he said about like oh if you're if you're hiring someone for ideas you want ideation to be number one yeah and i was like i get it because you obviously that's their job

but there are other factors in there that I would rather have, or at least they have to be high. It's not just one, like there was learning, there was learner, achiever, strategic. - Yeah, input, adaptability. - Yeah. - Consistency, you mentioned that one. - No, I answered that. - Yeah, that's the answer. - Yeah, Clifton 34. Yeah, I sent you a picture on WhatsApp of my rush score. You can pull up the little boxes and stuff. So for example, my consistency was 34, which actually is pretty accurate.

I'm not consistent at all. So what happens if I do this and consistency is like 30? Well, then it's wrong.

Well, no, because it might mean, well, it doesn't necessarily mean that like, okay, you're consistent in your work, but it might mean that your like personality isn't consistent. If that makes sense. Like, what would you do on a, I don't know. I don't know how it calculates all this. Also, by the way, this is sick. It gives you a report, by the way, on every single aspect and tells you what you could work on more and what your strengths are. So for example, I got 34 consistency. That's bad. 30 responsibility. Again, bad. Then I've got three on maximize, whatever that is. Six on communication, five on activator.

- It's such a weird order right now. - You got number one, you got futuristic. - Yeah, I know what that means. - What, yeah, you got a report. - Yeah, I haven't read it yet. I just looked at pictures. - Okay. - I feel like forward thinking. - Yeah, so it's asking questions like, "Do you care more about the future?" Yeah, so I was like, I always would rather think like, "What can I do to improve something in the future?" And also overthinking all this. So I'm always like, "What's the next step?" Rather than living in the moment saying.

But then again, that can be number one, futuristic could be a bad thing as well. It could be like, are you looking too much into the future? That's what I was saying to look. It's like, okay, number one ideation, number two ideation doesn't mean that like number two ideation is bad ideas. - Yeah, for example, isn't one of them, so you have Achiever 25. I think if you have, there's not like- - On the Executor, I think I saw. - Yeah, is there one about execution or application or something like that? - Yeah, I did see it. - Is that ability input?

- No, there's not really. Oh no. Activator, I guess, or a ranger. - Well say like discipline as well. - Well, I would just put those with ideation because if I have all the ideation and then zero achiever,

I'm not doing anything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Or say focus. So you've got an idea, but it might be a shit idea that you can't actually implement. But he might not want that. He might just want literally ideas. - Yeah, it's true. It's true. I mean, it is different for everyone. But what is woo? Why are you 14 on woo? - I don't know what woo is. I have to log in to pull it up what it is. So I'll have to do it at a different time. - Imagine woo is like your communication skills, right? Part of communication, like wooing people. - Maybe. - Woo! - What the fuck else is it? - Isn't woo sex? - Or you could be like a woo girl.

- Yeah. - From "How I Met Your Mother." - Oh yeah. - Girls that whenever they say something, they're like, "Let's have a drink, woo!" - I don't watch shows that are worse than "Arrested Development," so I haven't seen that. - So how do you know it's worse? - I haven't seen it. - Gotcha, bitch. - Yeah, "Lawyered." She said "Lawyered." - I was going to, but I thought you wouldn't get it 'cause you're simple. - No, I've seen that show. Self-assurance, adaptability, individualization, context. Yeah, it's just interesting to see what you're bad at.

Probably more than seeing what you're good at, actually. Because I'd rather improve. But then again, I don't think any of this is bad. No. It's just what you are. Because the other thing is about those tests, though. I always think, as honest as you can answer it, I feel like you almost need other people to answer it. Yeah, because you do sometimes. It's like, oh, to be fair, this was a really good quiz. Because it wasn't like, for example, it's like, oh, how smart are you? No, you are very smart. Strongly agree, strongly disagree. It's not like that. It will give you two different answers.

Things that aren't even related. So it's more like, you know. Can you think of one example? Let me take a screenshot. I took a screenshot of one. I'll read that out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I have to find it. I have to find it. Okay, here we go. So one of the questions is, it strongly describes me either way. So it's like, so left is strongly describes me. Then it goes, it's got five dots. So strongly describes. It sounds like literally strongly agree, strongly describe. No, but it doesn't. It's okay. It's strongly agree, middle, middle.

Strongly agree, moderately agree, middle, moderately agree, strongly agree. So it's not like... Okay, so yeah. I ask others for opinions, others come to me for opinions. Okay. So it's not necessarily... That's a bad example. See, I think I would just be... I'd be like, I'll just put that in the middle. Yeah, that one I did. Okay. But what I'm trying to say is it's not always like hot and cold. It's sometimes like hot and hot or cold and cold. So it's not always contrasting things. It's hard to answer because it's not like you're choosing yourself in...

It's not like negative, positive, you know? They said it there, if you go up a tiny bit. It says futuristic, share your visions of a better future. No, no, that's what you should do. So futuristic. So as well, for reference, if you're taking these kind of tests and you are constantly picking ones in the middle, that's not a bad thing. You will just end up with your results as dictated by the middle. You picking the middle ones is actually saying something. Yeah, but someone else might go like, oh no, you ask opinions all the time.

- They're not around you all the time. They don't know you as well as you know you. So you are the best person to answer this. - Nah, but everyone has a different version of what they think they are. - If you're being truthful yourself, you'll come close to the answer, right? - Yeah, but some people, you don't have like, let's go look for an easy example. This is completely away from this, but still the same kind of thing. X factor. People go on there thinking they can sing. - Yeah. - And people, the ones that stink like bad,

People must have told them before, like you can't sing. And they go on going, I know I can sing. - Maybe they've never had people in their life who haven't, that's the problem. - But the amount, think how many people go on X Factor and can't sing. - You were right on Woo by the way, Jon.

People exceptionally talented in the woo theme love the challenge of meeting new people and winning them over. They derive satisfaction from breaking the ice and making connection with someone. So what was wrong on that one? Fucking... 24? 14. Was it 14? Mad. In the middle then, right? Ish? Yeah, just above. But I think this was better than most ones that I would see. You know, some of the really annoying stuff. Oh, you know. How?

how much of a good person you are. Strongly agree. You know, how would you say you are? Do you have an entrepreneurial spirit? Strongly agree. It wasn't like that, but it's still interesting. I need to read all this stuff, but I was bored in the airport. Oh, by the way, 60 quid, fucking hell. Yeah. But what you were previously discussing though is like delusional people, right? Delusional people, it's not going to be helpful to them, but it serves you best to answer this as truthfully as possible.

But I think everyone has a little bit of delusion in everything. I don't think anyone is so self-aware of every single part of the aspect of their like. Yeah, but people are more self-aware probably than they are deluded. Yeah, but I think like, for example, there's times where, I don't know, someone will go, all right, I work as hard as I can. And it's like, you don't. You could work harder. Or, you know, I'm really good at this, but you're actually like, all right, yeah.

But in your head, you're actually way better than you think. Or you're pessimistic about yourself. You're very... Again, though, but the thing is, with this kind of thing, you're the one paying 60 quid. You're not doing this for the benefit of anyone else. So it does serve you just to do it right. You know, do it... Yeah, but you would be doing it right in your mind. But then everyone would go... Like, imagine I put... All right. Like, I am stubborn about things and I literally strongly disagree. Okay, so for example, say someone's hiring... Everyone's going to go, why'd you put that? But I think the questions are a bit more nuanced.

They are, they are. Yeah, but I'm saying there is still room for quite a lot of room for error. Say if you're applying for a job, right, and you need to be strategic, I could just answer all these like knowing that it's going to improve my strategic score. Yeah, if someone made me do this for a job, I would think I'd be able to manipulate it. But it's nailed Randolph. If you look at what it says about futuristic, it's number one. That is Randolph. People exceptionally talented in the futuristic theme are inspired by the future and what could be.

- That is true. - They energize others with visions of the future. - I think it's nailed Randolph. I was like, what does that mean? It means it nailed, right? - Yeah, but Oman is all right. You falsifying the results of this for a job, two things. One, you don't really know what they're exactly looking for. So you might just be guessing. So you don't know. So then it serves you best to answer it truthfully. Why would you want to lie and then end up working at a job you're not fit to work in? - You can gain it, for sure. - You're applying for the job in the first place.

So if you're getting to the point where you have to take a test, you're already willing to do that. Well, the thing is, you're too smart for the application. So you would get hired by a snake in this little test. But yeah, hopefully you try and be as honest as you possibly can. Do you think... I was going to use that picture.

- Do you think that any of those are like wildly wrong? Like futuristic, I'd agree. - Yeah, I think ideation as well. - Yeah. - Good app. - Two, I like you put that two. - Yeah, three maximizer. What does maximizer mean? Can you pull that thing up again? Four was command.

Five was activator, six was communication. But I think with someone, say if I'm working with someone, I would be that kind of person. I wouldn't be like, I'll keep working for this analytical reason or whatever. Keep going, man. Put your energy into it. You know what I'm saying? I'd rather say work on your positives rather than work on your negative stuff. Yeah. So maximize number three.

Oh, sorry. No, Maximizer was my number three. So people are socially talented in the Maximizer theme, focus on strengths as a way to stimulate personal and group excellence. They seek to transform something strong into something superb. Yeah, which is, I would say that's true. So say if you're like, say, say John is like, oh man, like, you know, I've been working, like filming some like YouTubers and stuff. It's going really well, but I'd rather, you know, work on my editing skills. I'd be like, nah, you'd like,

- Double down on your feeling, you know? Go like fully focused on what you are good at rather than what you're shit at. How would you do that? - I don't know. - You've got ideation too. - Oh. - Yeah, but that's where an activator would come in, right? The activator would figure out how to. - Activator people are exceptional, can make things happen by turning thoughts into action. They wanna do things now rather than simply talk about them. - That's my fifth as well. - See, I would say that's gotta be high for me. - Yeah. - Fucking hate. - Just do the test, man. - Do the test, yeah. - See you next time. - I've used this a long time.

You know what? It was way quicker than I thought. Really? I was also waiting for a plane, so I had nothing to do. But honestly, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't that hard. Most questions are kind of obvious. Maybe I'll do it for a second channel video. Yeah, come on. Easy second channel.

- Yeah, and then I recoup your 60 quid and more. - Yeah, exactly. - And then take Randolph and compare it from him. Mug him off. - Yeah, we'll do a podcast. Maybe we'll go into it in detail. - Okay. - We'll go like this. We'll go, mine's a three, what's yours? - Top jumps. - Yeah. - I see one, Randy, and a pertinent one though. 32, discipline. - I know, and I have awful discipline. And I have awful, awful consistency. I have awful...

- Responsibility. - Yeah, to be honest. - Yeah, 28 is focus is funny. - Bro, he's not wrong, you know. - Harmony, 29. - What does that mean? - Singing. - No, I'm kidding. - Yeah, I can see harmony. - Working in a group. Fucking hate that. - 31, deliberative. As in you sit on a decision for ages. - Yes. Bro, Chris, when we asked you to do a video, it took me four days to say no. - Four days. - But you'd already made the decision, right? - In my soul. - But maybe it's deli-- - But I feel like that one counteracts something else. - Activator, yeah. - Yeah, Activator.

Oh, you think that's, that was high. Well, activator is like, they want things to happen. So they just do it rather than talk about them. Well, that's, I'm saying deliberative is like, you don't take time. You take too long to think of stuff. And yeah, I guess I would say that for me personally, I don't really know anything about this. Not deliberative is not taking too long. It's deliberative is that you take care of what you choose.

So you think about all the obstacles and then make the decision. Oh, so maybe I would do it straight away if it's the wrong thing to do. I've done that before. I've like started a project. I'm like, this is definitely sick. And I get like two weeks into it. So surely they have to be the opposite then. Because...

Activator is like, I want this to happen now. Deliberative is like, I want to think of all the options. So they're the opposite. So when it comes to decisions, he'll think too long. But when it comes to just doing something, he'll just do it. Doesn't mean it's the right decision.

- While a lot of good can be derived from these quizzes, they have been accused before of being often like horoscopes, more well invested horoscopes, because eventually like you can start deriving what you want. We just flip flopped on the meaning of deliberative and it both applied to Randolph. - You can spin anything, right? - Yeah. - I just also just did it because Kyle's put it in the chat. - Yeah, I knew it. - Yeah, I wanted to see what boxes I had. - I mean, again, the general undercurrent though, from us knowing Randolph, we can see though. - Certain bits. - Yes. - Some of them are, yeah.

I would say I have more empathy than 24. I was literally just looking at that one saying, I think you're more empathetic than that. Yeah, yeah. But again, I might not be. I might be a slow, hard killer. Yeah, I could be a liar. There should be a liar in here. There should be like, these are all good things, right? There should be a whole one that's bad things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love that, man. Malicious intent. Liar. I'd love that.

That would really like whatever number one is. God, upset me. You're just a horrible person. Yeah. Like yours could literally just be liar one. And then mine could be like hateful one. And it's just like, well, none of them are good. No. I would pay money to do that though. I would do. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks for watching today, guys. Oh. I assume we're at the end.

Sure. Yeah, sure. I saw the logic at the top. Forgetting we did two today. I saw three hours and five. I was like, oh my God. It's Joe Rogan up in here. Well, thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. As we said at the start, subscribe if you're still here. And we'll catch you next week. Hopefully with a guest. Peace, peace, peace.