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- Yo, what's up guys? Welcome back to the What's Good Podcast. Today we have Simon and we're wearing socks. - Yeah. - What brand are those socks? - Childish. - Okay. I thought they were SX's brand. I thought you were matching socks and shorts to the person whose merch it was. - No, who's yours? - Decathlon? - Of course, I should have guessed. - What do you mean of course?

- You literally live in Decathlon. - I used to. - Yeah. - Not anymore. - Well, nice haircut. - Thank you, and you too. - Thanks. We both just had haircuts. - Yeah. I went into my chair and I was like, oh, 'cause last time I went, they faded it. It looked kind of sick. I usually don't get a fade. You just get number one on the back of size. And I was like, oh, can I get a fade like last time? Different guy, but number one. And he's like, okay, yeah, yeah. Skin fade, yeah? Which is not number one. And I'll obviously be in the beta male that I am. I was like, yeah.

And they did it, yeah. And then he took a photo of me after and put it on their Facebook. And he's like, sick fade, man. I was like, you did it. Who are you complimenting? Can I say thanks? Because you did it. And then I'm not sure if they put me on Facebook because sometimes people recognize me in there. Or if it's just because it's a sick fade. And I wasn't about to ask. And I also didn't say no. I just accepted it. And I'm just sat there looking like I owe a guy. They're just snapping pictures of me.

You know when they show you the back of your head? Oh, it's a myth. Have you ever said anything other than, yeah? No, no. Oh yeah, perfect mate, thank you so much. And then I walk out the barber and look at myself on my phone and think, what the fuck's he done? And then I tell everyone I know that my hair's been ruined. Have you ever had one where it's like your hair is actually that bad? Nah.

- You've never had it? - Nah, because like I overreact. So I'm in the chair and I'm like, I hate it. And I get home and everyone's like, it actually looks really good. I'm like, well, I believe you more than me. So thanks. - Yeah. I had one where me and my brother used to go and she was on the phone the whole time and she just forgot to cut half my head. - Sorry, I do have one. - Yeah? - Laura's mom was cutting my hair once. - You could say like, you could say, oh, you haven't done it, whatever. Or was it just like really bad? - No, no, she literally went, oops.

She cut a hole in my head. What, my hair? That would really hurt me. No, so she was like, oh, I'm a hairdresser. And I was like, no, you're not. She was like, yeah, I've done a few lessons. But it's... Okay, I will hold my tongue. By the way, how hard would it be to find this Facebook picture of you? Probably quite hard. I mean, I don't know if they posted it yet. I don't go on Facebook. That's what also I was like. I was like, I don't really like the idea of my face being on a Facebook post that I can't read the comments of.

And also on Facebook, I'd probably be like, bad. What's the barber called? Guys, we're not going to do this. I also don't want to dox myself. So this is my barbers. Get your own. I went in. Your hair looks nice as well. Thank you. I went in today and I'm like, normally I'm too embarrassed to ask them to do anything to this. Oh, your face. Yeah. Because I'm like, it's not a beard. It's just like something today. I was like, can you?

can you fix my beard and he was like oh you want what do you want me to do i was like just anything that makes it look a little bit better yeah yeah so yeah well move the mic it looks it looks good nice yeah neat oh i like the bottom bit yeah line that up yeah thank you sick man yeah they gave me a free bottle of aftershave free bottle for taking a photo of me but i feel like it can't be better than the ones i can buy at the airport right

No, or any fragrance shop. So I walked out like, God, I do this. I swear this is like barber grade. Did you smell it? No, it just looked like, it didn't look crap. It doesn't matter on the brand if it smells good. True. But I think it's actual aftershave. When you're in the barbers, they use actual aftershave that helps you after you've shaved. Whereas the stuff we use is just fragrance, right? Yeah. So I just didn't know what to do because I like...

I just walked out with a bottle, like a little kid getting an action figure. You threw it away, innit? No, I've copped it. It's in my house. But you know when you get an action figure, like when I was a kid, you know, like six, seven or something, my dad would go to the barber with him and he'd go and get me a toy from Woolworths, you know, or a pack of Pokemon cards or something. And I felt like that, but I felt used a bit. I don't know, I just felt like... You literally got paid. Yeah. You got paid with a bottle of Aftershave to take a photo. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.

How is that used? Well, imagine how, well... Used, you wouldn't get anything in return. I don't want to say it because it's really... You know people who get paid to do heinous things, like sex, right? I felt like that. Sorry, was that a word? Heinous. Heinous. Oh, heinous. Okay, okay, I was just checking. Heinous. I just felt like I've been taking advantage of... Because I would have done the photo for free. Like, I...

- Exactly, you would've done the photo for free. - I'd rather that. - So you've done the photo for free. - Can I take a photo to put on my Facebook? Yeah, sick. - Okay, did they say to you, "Can we take a photo? We'll give you a bottle of Arter Shave." - No. - Exactly, so you took the photo for free and then they were like, "Oh, thank you so much. I want to give you a gift." - I didn't know that. - Like imagine, like, okay, you go to Insomnia, the gaming event. You go there, someone, you take a photo with a fan. And they're like, "Oh, by the way, I really want to give you this Pokemon card."

Yeah, yeah, I take that. Yeah, yeah, true. They won't say, I'll only take a photo of you if you give me this card. Yeah. Yeah, no, no. But it's just like, I don't know. It just felt like, I just had it in my hand and I just felt like, damn. This is what I'm worth. It's like a transaction, yeah. But also, by the way, I'm not trying to say that they took a photo of me because it's Randolph. I'm not saying that. I had a sick fade. What can I say? But I know it's probably going to get clipped and put TikTok out of context.

Yes it is. But you know fresh cuts from both of us. Shorts, I've been wearing shorts recently. Didn't today. I haven't at home wearing shorts. I also don't know how to sit on these fucking chairs man. I can't do this anymore. I get memed. The water slide seat. Sometimes I end up playing with my toes on camera. What's wrong with that? Again I should get paid for that. Would you suck toes?

Would I? Yeah, if you're having sex, would you suck toes? I would, well, I was asked to, yeah. But I don't. No, no, no. Do you? No, I don't, but again, if I was asked to, would I? Depends on situations. You know, is it being washed? Is it a clean foot? Have you been walking on grass all day? Whose foot is it? Well, I'm guessing it's my partner's. Maybe. Maybe you're having sex with your partner and the toe just comes in from the side.

But usually in those scenarios... Imagine you're having sex right now. Oh, actually, I'm a grown-up. Have you? Oh, yeah. Usually in those scenarios, I have full 360 awareness of what's in the room. So I don't know where... Someone's going to sneak up on you. Yeah, and my bed's not near a window or a door. So I don't know where the toad come from, if I don't know they're there. You know how, like, there's no sneaker on this whole cook thing? Yeah. I actually saw a picture of them.

It was like on someone's stream and it's like his girls was kissing this other girl but he's just watching but he just, I just thought, I thought it was funny 'cause like, you know how people make fun of him? I was like, it just felt weird that it was like real if it makes sense. Like, 'cause he obviously had openly admitted it once, right? I'm pretty sure he did that. But then also, you know, for example, people say things about each other all the time, you know, he's like, "Oh, banter, banter, banter." But then when it was real again, it was like, interesting, interesting.

I don't know what to make of that. I'll be honest. I have nothing more to add. Anyway, what I will bring to the show... You said it was a girl, right? His girl was kissing a girl. Does that count as a cuck? I wouldn't feel as cuck, but the whole cucking is that a dude was... Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't feel as cuck, but technically it's still being a cuck. If they're just kissing, it's not... Well, okay. Let me flip it around then. You're with your girl...

No, not, I don't know. It's weird, isn't it? I'm not using tar in this situation. I know what you're going to say. I'm saying when you're a guy and you've got your partner. Your partner is kissing another guy. Is yes. And you're watching. That is a cook. You would say that's a cook. I guess so, yeah. By the way, obviously, again, if it's a girl, for us being guys and being creeps that we are, it's fine. But I'm saying technically, I think it would still count. But I don't make the rules. No, I do understand that fully. Yeah. But again, I wouldn't. It's just weird, isn't it? Yeah, it is weird. Anyway, I'm going to bring something to the table here. Yep.

I was driving and I was thinking YouTube, right? So I got a comment on my new video, which is me and Josh Durker just guessing celebrity net worths, you know, and then guessing YouTuber subscriber counts. Pretty standard video. Something that you'd put up on your M7 games. What was it? What do you mean? What was the video again? Oh, guessing YouTuber net worths. Okay. It's doing pretty well actually compared to my other videos. It's a grower, I think as well. But someone commented on it like saying, oh, uh,

just another video that's a brand deal. I was like, well, number one, that's my job, so it's fine. But number two, he was like, oh, it's also a crap video as well or something. And I was like, you know what, we don't find that comment. Um,

Now I've made me look at more comments. No, I'm joking. Anyway, so I was thinking like, hold on a sec, because this is a good video, really. It's not bad. It's like us in a studio, good banter, good vibes. But I'm saying that video is not, in comparison to all the content I've ever uploaded, is nowhere near worse than either one. So that makes sense. That's what I've always done. I've just done like studio things or these challenges. So what I'm trying to say here, what made me think is how YouTube's changing.

rapidly right and also I think in the wrong direction in certain aspects because when YouTube first started we had like Ray William Johnson yeah he would just react to like memes pretty much a reaction channel to TikToks but he would talk about them you know make it good content then you have like Shea Carl just like just vlogging his family you know very wholesome you know then you have soon later like people like KSI doing FIFA packs just

all this fun stuff, but it was themselves, right? And the reason that was engaging and fun for us all at the time was because we're used to like TV shows, movies, like million dollar budgets, all this stuff. Whereas YouTube was fresh and like direct and you can actually see real people. But now if you look at YouTube now, so look at the big channels and I'm only talking here about the YouTube meta. Obviously you can still do what you want on YouTube, but the meta is like, you know, the Mr. Beast style video, like the Ryan Trahan, like storytelling. And also these, both the channels that I mentioned and other channels,

I've got like, you know, massive teams now, you know, Mr. Beast is a huge production. I would argue that Mr. Beast video production is on

on the level of some TV shows. Especially MTV shows back in the day, like Punk's just a YouTube video, right? Just with more serious stuff on it. So I'm saying in comparison to that, YouTubers and YouTube videos and the measure of YouTube is becoming more like what TV shows were. And because all this trend going around about making the highly engaging thumbnails, the storytelling stuff, I feel like we're losing a bit of actual personality. As cheesy as it is, it's the you in YouTube. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you know, but that's what made it good, right? Yeah. And I can see it. And I don't mind about that because obviously you can still upload what you want to YouTube, but they definitely do. The reason this is the meta is because YouTube does push those videos more. They do better, right? Yeah. You know, and it means that anyone can make, the good thing is it means that anyone can make a video. It doesn't have, you don't have to be a famous person. You don't have to have, you know, an influence behind you or viewers or whatever. You can put whatever out. If it's good enough, it'll get reach, which is really good. But the downside is like, that video is like me and Josh here just get looked down on now. Like, I mean, I mean,

all I used to do back in the day was me and JJ would just sit there reacting to memes or me, you and Josh would do like the accent challenge or whatever these things are, right? We just do like guess the rap lyric. It's my kind of thing and sometimes people just want to watch just like

just crap shit like this yeah um that's why i think people have like people have made as much as we've done it to ourselves people have made it so you have to put that second channel yes exactly because like i put this i put that second channel yeah of course because people would say oh like i know i know i do reddit yeah um on my main but people would be like oh you know this is a main channel it's not a vlog or it's not a video you know yeah you haven't put a lot like a lot of effort into it kind of thing yeah

and it really yeah it shouldn't matter it shouldn't matter because i'm not you know i don't sit there and try and be like a video a filmmaker you know i never started thinking i'm going to make sick vlogs or sick videos i just i was just me and just put videos out there and people enjoyed them found them funny so i did find interesting whereas i feel like tick tock that's where tick tock benefits because tick tock has got that area where people can just record themselves and be themselves you're not jk barry like she shines on tick tock because she's just okay what'd i say jk i did that recently one of my songs i got the jng remixed up

What was the lyric? The lyric was... I'm the biggest J. Similar to that. I was like, on my new age shit. It's that new age, on my OG shit. You said OG? OG. Original gangster, like OG shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you do say that in the song. No, no, no. When I recorded it, I said OG. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So I was like, on my OG shit. About to kill it like OJ did. And I was like, wait, who's OJ?

sorry what is oj you know the first one yeah yeah yeah but anyway no so but yeah tick tock's like really direct now and stuff i feel like i hope youtube i hope people well obviously i can still upload this on youtube people still like these videos you know um i hope that the overall meta of youtube doesn't get lost in that though because i still like these kind of content and i watch this stuff i will watch like more sidemen you know i'll watch like kodakoreactions and stuff over like someone you know i flew to i don't know

Wherever just to do I'm like I just don't just like I don't care I will and also I will put more effort videos at some point I will actually make them better, but I'm just like I hope we don't have to do that Yeah, sometimes a good video is good video and also I do have my Randy channel, but it's not I'm gonna get brandy on that one on the level of a main channel So I do that both but it depends on what type of videos you make cuz like yeah PewDiePie is now vlogging right? Oh, is he I think so, but like I don't think they're

I think he literally just vlogs like normally, if you know what I mean. Yeah, same, same.

Yeah, I mean he's sick man. He's one of the goats and he's he's popped from an era where he's paid his dues now So whatever he does he couldn't he can yeah, he's he doesn't he has no pressures of making meta content because he's doing what you needed to do to get there I'm not complaining when I say all this I'm not I'm saying just the this escape scope the scope of YouTube in general and the future of it It's kind of like it's going towards I think it's going towards what we dislike TV for being it's highly produced shit and

I'm not saying MrBeast's videos are bad. I'm just saying, you know, I love the whole, like, put a camera in front of your face and just talk and just make funny things rather than, like, you know, spending a hundred grand on doing crazy shit. Well, speaking of that. Yeah. The Sidemen Sunday this week. Yeah. Sidemen talent show. Ooh. And I think, personally, I think you can tell because it's a high production thing. You know, we have loads of cameras, whatever, blah, blah, blah. I think you can tell that the...

the vibe isn't there. Really? Because of that. Okay. Because like if you give, you know, if you just give the Sidemen, here's some cameras or here's one cameraman, that's it. Yeah. Do something. Go, whatever. It'll be funny. Yeah. Whereas the talent show, I think it's a good video, but it's...

the on the day the energy was quite low yeah i mean you guys have that pressure as well don't you with the main with the salmon channel you have the pressure of trying to make it bigger and better yeah so this time we went way more for anyone wondering it's not out at the moment so randy can't i haven't even seen it yeah so we had i think we had like 13 or 15 people come in some of them were youtubers nice and um yeah they did their talents me and josh were hosting it nice the other five were judges two good hosts

Thank you. And the five other, or the five, you know, they've all got great personalities in their own way. So I'll run you through some of the people that... Run through me, daddy. First one was, okay. First one was Max Fosh. Great guy. And he perfectly removed a tablecloth from a table. Such a Max Fosh thing to do. With loads of cutlery and stuff on it. Did he succeed? He perfectly removed the... Oh, sorry. Okay. I misheard. Yes. Sick. Yeah.

I would not doubt him for a second. Why are you looking at that? He worded it very well. So he caused a big mess. Right. Everything flew off the table. Oh. But he perfectly removed the... Oh, okay. He removed it. Yeah. Perfectly. Yeah. So that was... He started it off. I see what you're saying. We had a magician. We had a magician who... A real one? It was on Britain's Got Talent. A mind reader. A real one? And it was actually mental. A real one? Yeah. As in like Harry Potter level? As in he came... So...

I'll be honest. Don't know if this could be a little. Yeah. I don't know if I'm meant to say this. Well, say it. He came into the changing room or the like the green room beforehand. Changing room? I did change in there. If there's one thing a magician can do in a changing room. It's what? I kind of set that joke up wrong. Oh. I was going to say, I wish to, I was going to say there's only one thing that a magician would be doing in a changing room. What? All right. So like a cock size joke.

Is anyone else? Guardian Cockbigger. What is happening? I don't know. I just... He... I told you, man. I'm not tired anymore. It doesn't hit the same. He came into the green room and he basically was like, all right, one of you guys is going to be involved in this. By the way, can I just... Sorry, I hate to interrupt. I'm so sorry. Don't you think green room is such a like a...

pretentious thing yeah i hate it whenever i go to a shoot or an event or like on tour there's all the green rooms over there i'm like i don't need to go in there i'll go in there i'll go the other one i go in the green room though just because there's normally the food and drinks never green either but continue sorry i'm so actually so sorry he comes in and he goes who do you want to who do you want to be involved in this trick and we're all like oh fuck it make jj do it yeah so jj is like okay the guy goes all right basically think of a song that means something to you

Okay. And JJ's like, okay. Okay, I've got it. I've got it. Then he goes, okay, think of a song that you know all the words to. Okay. Can't be your own song. Fuck.

- Okay. - Yeah, I can't do the trick by the way. - Oh, okay, sorry. - But have you got a song that you know all the words to? - Yeah, I don't know why I'm saying "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent. - Okay. - But I don't know the words. - This took 15 minutes for JJ. - Right. - And he didn't think of one. - Right. - He couldn't physically think of a song he knows all the words to. - Well, it's hard actually because like... - But then we started saying, "Just think of a song that you know most of the words." - Okay. - Couldn't do it. So then we were like, "Think of a song." And he couldn't do it. - What?

And he was literally there like, me and Joshua both going, breaking Benjamin. Yeah. Evanescence bring me to life. Oh, you don't know all the words for that? Most of them. But, you know, like one of these songs where you know the chorus at least, whatever. The guy just goes, okay, just choose a song, please. Just hurry up. So JJ chooses a song and he goes, all right, search the lyrics. Searches the lyrics. Picks a word from the whole song. Picks a word. Yeah. Doesn't tell the magician.

And that was basically just to set up the trick in terms of so JJ didn't spend 15 minutes on stage. So then he says to JJ, okay, well, he comes out on stage and he's like, all right, I'm going to need someone to do it. JJ, will you do it? Okay, think of a song. Think of a word in that song. And he just guesses the word. Mad. Out of every song in the world. And he guesses the name of the song, who it's by, and the word. No way. And JJ has not told him anything. Jeez. What word was it? It was... Chef. Tried. Tried. Ah, okay.

Linkin Park in the end sure that's a basic word but he what do you mean okay could have been any word okay I'm gonna hit you with it okay think of a song okay uh let's go with uh okay yeah does that song contain the word a yeah but I haven't chosen that word oh he chose the word tried all right okay so that's a completely different trick

and what's even worse is well what's even madder is i don't think he even knew the song the magician because he said he said okay i've like i've written it down he shows the judges and he goes jj what's the song jj goes lincoln park and he goes okay lincoln park and who's that by so he doesn't even know the song he's literally managed to know the song without knowing the song see this is what i hate magic is like

and i hate this magic union they've got going on oh well my magician never realized yeah magician never realizes tricks like off like who gave you that right like it's not a law it is i'm you know i'm gonna interrogate one well have you ever seen pen and teller like yeah they they can't talk though can they one of them can he talk or he doesn't talk he can't talk really yeah he's choosing not to yeah yeah he can talk wow he does things yeah like charlie chaplin

No, he couldn't talk. No, he could. No, he couldn't. I've seen it in films. Oh, yeah. I bet he could off-camera. Yeah. Oh, right, yeah. No, I knew that. By the way, I only pretend to be stupid. Sure. Anyway, this was Vic's video. Ah, okay. Makes sense. What else did we have?

- Hey, now listen, I'm still interested in this. Don't think I'm not. - Okay. - I wanna get to know, this magician thing really annoys me. 'Cause it's like, why, what gives you the right to do that? - What do you mean? That you join the magic circle and you're like, okay, well I wanna learn tricks and they were like, okay, well we can teach you tricks, but you can't share the secrets with everybody. - Wait, so you can join it? - Yeah, but you have to be a certain level, I think, and then you have to apply and stuff.

- It's like a game. - I don't know. I'm not in it. - Can you Google it? The magic circle, how to join the magic circle. - How to join the magic circle. I know someone in it. - Who? - One of my friend's dads. - So can he tell us? - I don't know. - On this podcast, can we get like a magician who will tell us all the secrets? - They won't tell you everything. - What about like a- - Unless you can find someone who's like old and decrepit. - What about one that's like revolted? What's the word? Annulled. What about someone who's been annulled from the magic circle?

- Oh, what someone who's been banished. - Yeah. - Banished from the Magic Circle, they're trying to get back at them. - Yeah, you say, "Fuck them, I don't care. "I'll tell them all the secrets." 'Cause I don't care about the trick that you've done. I just wanna know how you did it. - On the sky where the guy got banned from the Magic Circle. - Really? - Do you remember back in like early 2000? - No. - He revealed how to do tricks. - Back in the early 2000, all the tricks were probably sort of old fashioned. - That's what Penn and Teller do that, where they like, they'll talk you through a trick. - Well, one of them will.

He'll talk you through a trick, but you still can't understand it. And even, did you see the Penn and Teller Fool Us? Someone comes up, does a trick, and if they know how it's done, the person loses. If they don't, the person gets a show in Vegas. But they would describe how it's done without saying how it's done. So your mind fucks you. Yeah, so if you know how it's done, you'll go, yeah, they know. But they'll just say something like, yeah, if I said to you, large pencil,

Yes, then the magician will just go. Okay. Yeah, you know what I'm doing. Ah And then ever in the audience is like fuck sake just say it Yeah, I'm gonna get someone put on a chair and like waterboard them until they tell me the joke well you can the Man in the magic circles will be at my wedding Willie. Yeah. Can you tell me what looks like? Yeah, I'll point him out to you. Oh Those fingers are like we know about those fingers. They're very weirdly take together. She was there on this trick. Oh

Remember when that was a trick? The Star Trek? Yeah, everyone can do that, can't they? Can you do that way though? Yeah. No, you're like, and you have to be able to do it like that. Do you know when people use like, lift up all your fingers, right? And you go, can you lift this one up? And they're like, yeah. I'm like, that doesn't count. I wonder why that little finger does struggle so much. Did you ever want to struggle?

- Flirt on the audio sound as if it's his third finger. - Yeah. Like if I keep that finger down. - It's dribbles, isn't it? Yeah, interesting. Our body's a weird thing. - So to join, you have to apply with a proposer and seconder who are members and known you for a year. - Yeah. - Come and be interviewed in person at the headquarters or by Zoom.

then you'll be invited to take your examination, a live performance in front of three judges. - Wait, so what is it, like Hogwarts? - I think so. - So once you're in, you get all the codes, they just tell you the tricks? - I think so. I think you can then like, you learn, you study from them. - Max Fosh, this is a video for you. - I join the magic circle. - Yeah, but become one.

You know what one he's doing right now? Can you say that? Yeah, he said it on our podcast, on Sidecast. Okay. And he should have filmed it by now, I think. He's entered a Mr. Universe competition. Nice. I don't know what that means. The muscle. Oh. The one where you get painted bronze. Yeah, as a non-muscle guy. And then do the poses. Yeah. And he's had lessons in posing. Jeez. But he hasn't been like...

Seriously working out. Yeah, he's a great guy. But when I was talking about videos earlier, he's going to be next to these guys. Yeah. This is like one of those examples where it's gone. I'm not dissing anyone who does bodybuilding, but it's definitely niche, isn't it? Yeah. Like it's gone into its own category now. It's no longer about being ripped from the beach, you know. Now it's about I'm the strongest. Not even strongest. It's not about strength, is it? It's about looks. Yeah. Bodybuilding. Definition. Bodybuilding. There you go. Definition. Yeah. Wow. Look at that guy there. Is he putting his hand on? Oh, I thought he was putting his hand in his little panties there.

I'll call his panties. I don't know. Like the very small speedos. Yeah. Yeah. Well, after that, after magician. Oh, no, no. Sorry. I was, is this a talent show still? Yeah. Before we get there, I want to ask out of 10. So it's a six. Oh yeah. Nah, it probably is, you know, videos not out. So yeah. So we had a cloud who did a like beatboxing side and they insulted all of us as they should, except they saw Josh, but then they actually were nice to Josh because he watches beatboxing.

Then we had... I'm not sure if that's something nice. I think actually... No, they complimented it. I think in real life though, if there's a room full of seven guys and one of them watched beatboxing videos, I would insult that person. Do you know what I mean? Very true. Yeah, like... Very true. Well, then we had my favourite act. We had Jay Swingler. Oh, yeah. He came on and he was... Wait, wait, wait. As part of the Magic Circle, you're going to tell me that he deep-throated sausages. I showed you. Yeah, he told me.

He came on and he was like, when I was 23, I ate 23 hot dogs whole. When did you tell me this? Probably in the chat. No, you told me in person. Maybe. And I feel like you're sat there. I think it was after the podcast last week. Maybe. Because, okay, anyway, I'll pretend I haven't heard this. Well, yeah, he came on and he was like, yeah, I ate 23 hot dogs when I turned 23. Oh, what is he now? I don't know. Can we look up Jason Gler's age? That was seven years ago. So he's now 29, probably. 30. I asked you that question last time as well.

- But bro, this video is so like, he genuinely swallows 23 hot dogs whole. - I don't like it when they come out again. - So we're doing this video and he's got 25 hot dogs in front of him. He's like, "Yeah, I'm gonna do 24." And Josh is like, "Oh, there'll be one left. I'll have a go afterwards."

And then straight away, Jay does like three. And then the fourth one just comes straight back out. He catches it. And does he go? Oh, I hate that noise. He catches it, puts it straight back in, goes down. And then he keeps doing it with like three or four where he's like eating one. It comes back out. Then he eats it and it goes down. I would throw up. He gets to about 10.

or 11 and there's like three or four hot dogs all around the stage that he's like throwing up yeah and everyone's just like bro just just stop because this is horrifying yeah disturbing and then he's like oh does anyone want to have a go and josh changed his mind i'm not doing it okay yeah yeah no no one would do it no but then me and josh looked at each other and we're like we for the video we kind of need to so he goes down and harry's like harry's input on this on this thing is can i have your hoodie

So Jay Swingler goes off stage and they swap hoodies. They swap, nice. But then Jay comes back to get interviewed by me and Josh and me and Josh both go, yeah, we think you're really bad. I think it's easy. And just shove a hot dog down our throat. And how far did you get that hot dog down your throat? I got the hot dog all the way down. Like I had about this much knocked down my throat. It came straight back out. Did you have practice? No. Have you had practice? No.

- Just natural. - Yeah, natural. - But, bro, bro, if this is captured on camera well, right? - Yeah, yeah. - I literally go, yeah, it's easy. It goes in, I've probably got, yeah, about a couple centimeters sticking out my mouth and it comes straight back out. Josh goes, sorry, do you call centimeters again? - Okay. - No? - I'm just wondering how big that is. - Okay. - Josh puts about a quarter of the hot dog in his mouth. - Wow.

and then just keeps pushing it slowly in and it keeps coming back out. It's just giving it head. Yeah. But out of everyone in the side, I would imagine he could take it further than everyone else. No, he can't. I thought he would. He can't swallow. Oh, it's got a big head as well, a big space for it. Yeah, but it's up here. True. And it goes down here. Yeah. But honestly, I've never seen a man give such passionate love to a hot dog. Well, you're clearly not cultured then because I've seen a few men do that passionately as well.

Then we had John Evans, an old man who has the world record. He's 23. Maybe he was like 70. I thought you were going to say old man. No, no, his records. He has like 50 or something world records for balancing things on his head. I'm not going to lie to you.

I thought when he came out, he was gonna balance it like on his head. Like just, you know how I balance a ball? - Yeah, yeah, the trick, I've seen that. - I thought he was gonna do that with like a chair or balance a chair. He has a flat hat. And then he just puts something on it. - Oh, well that's easy, John. - Admittedly, he did things that are ridiculous and he did, he has balanced like a car on his head. - A Mini. - A Mini, yeah. - Scroll up, is that him? - Yeah.

100 world records, there you go. - He's balanced a car in his head. - Yeah. So it is impressive the weight. There you go. - Yeah, I think it's more about the weight than it is- - It's the weight, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - But when he told us he was like a head balancer, I thought it was gonna be, you know, I'm gonna have like long poles sticking up and- - Yeah, yeah. - And then he kind of, he put a couple of chairs on his head. It was still very impressive. - They should've asked if someone could sit on the chair.

Yeah, that's what we thought. It was just afterwards we looked up what he's done and the stuff he's done in the past is way more impressive. But I guess he couldn't fit a car into the talent show. He did a little go-kart. Huh? Yeah. Then we had a dog. A dog act. Wait, hold on. Okay, a dog act, not a dog. The next one, yeah, it was Olga and her dog Simba. Why would you call a dog Simba, man? It's clearly not a lang.

Did it look like one? No, she was lying. Sick. That's good, man. But the dog, I'm not going to lie to this. I was expecting more from a dog act as well. Yeah, what did it do? She kind of like, she did this. There you go. We actually got it. So, yeah. Wait, you got someone from Britain's Got Talent? Yeah. Damn, Simon really are about it.

So it was good. She looks like her name's Olga. But I think when she did Britain's Got Talent, she might have had some like music or something. Yeah. Ours was just kind of silent with some out of time clapping. That looks like your dog. Same breed? That's not Simba though. Well, why is there a dead dog there? Not dead dog. I don't know. I've not seen this video. Anyway. It plays some instruments. Not very well. What? Which ones? Guitar, piano. It played guitar? Yeah.

Puts one paw on the back of a guitar and then the other one just kind of hits the other didn't play a chord No, well still play them piano. Is that of jumps on it? So yeah, I felt like there's two types people ones that are like, oh my god It's like, you know, it's jumping on a piano and the others I'm talking about Saturday that aren't I went to down room and we've had a piano there. This is the piano It did scoop it actually the dog on the other dog. Yeah, I

The one not scooting actually used the scooter. And did it kick back on its leg? Yes. Okay, that's impressive. That was amazing. That's really impressive. How cute is that? Very cute. No, I went to my dad's house and in the dining room where the piano is, he'd stuck stickers on the notes like A, B, C, D, but they were like multicoloured kids ones. And I thought, oh, who's in this? One of the grandchildren. He's like, no, it's me. Oh God, I've just realised.

She only brought one dog. Oh, the ones that hit the... Oh, no. What do you call it when someone's hit the pigeon? Dusty Road. Hit the Dusty Road. Yeah. Let's just assume that the dog got another partner and has moved on. Maybe. Yeah, not dead.

John, you're new on Mac. Oh, you've got the lapel on. Okay, I was going to say. It's facing the wrong way. We had Harry Panero come on next. What did he do? He roasted us. Oh, because he missed the 7 roast. And it was good. It was good. It was kind of like a poem. Like a spoken word. Oh, nice, nice. Less pressure as well, actually. Yeah. Then we had Bambino Becky. Nice. What did she do? She came on and she started playing Lamborghini on a recorder. Okay. And then as she was playing, a whole orchestra came out and played Lamborghini. Nice, nice. Wait, how does Lamborghini go on the recorder?

She played La Lamborghini. She played very badly, I'll be honest. But what was the tune? I don't even know. She wasn't great. Okay, okay. The orchestra was good? The performance was very good. She came out in like a Lamborghini and blah, blah, blah. Oh, a real one? Toy one. Ah, okay. Then we had George Clark next, Clarky. Yeah, yeah. He came out and he rattled off scenes from The Inbetweeners in a really good impression. Wow. Judges didn't have it. All of them just went like, I don't know what this is. They've probably never seen it.

Nah, they have. Harry's seen it. Harry's seen it. Toby's seen it, I think. True, true. Ethan's seen it. Oh, Ethan's seen it. Yeah, he was actually really good. But he was the only one that got all no's. Like, buzzed. That's poor from them. We had Liam Bedford. Yes, yes, yes. Oh yeah, yeah, I know him. Came out and did two songs from the KSI musical. Sick. And it was actually really good, but then he finished it. And JJ's reaction was, yeah, fair play. Yeah.

That was it. Liam Bedford comes over to me and we're like, oh, did you get the reaction you'd expect? Like, would you do it again? He was like, no. I've literally organized like 15 people, instruments, whatever, like choreography, everything for a fair play. Like this is so much effort and money and everything. But I enjoyed it. Good. I'm glad you did. Then we had Pie Face as the penultimate act. What did he do? Tell jokes? He did. Yeah. Well, he talked.

Yeah. That's another way of saying it's not funny. I'll be honest, I love Pie Face. I think it was very funny for the wrong reasons. He just ranted about TV shows. Daytime TV as well. Like Lorraine. Yeah. And Loose Women. And there was no breath. For a solid like eight minutes, there was no breath.

So it was like where you think there's a punchline, he just carried on onto the next show. - Oh, so there's no timing, no comedic timing you'd say. - Yeah, but he had good stage presence. - As he would. - And he had like very good energy. - Nice, nice. Were people laughing? - Me and Josh were crying. JJ's looking at him like what am I looking at? - But his intention was for people to laugh? - I think so. He only accepted it like last minute.

I was on the call. Yeah, he was like riding it on the train. Yeah. So yeah, it wasn't... Also... Bless him. Can I ask a question? It's still 7am, so I'll put it in here. You know when we did the 7amongus? Yeah. Did you watch the last episode? I was in it. Yeah. Sometimes you just get through. Right at the end, JJ goes, Oh...

can we adjust it can we adjust it and it is already like sneaky laugh and he's like and then it cuts and it says like the next among us will be out soon and all the comments are saying i can't wait for jj to be jester or whatever and then some of my streams saying can you let us know when the gesture episode is coming out i'm pretty sure we didn't do yes jester did we no i don't think we've got any more though have we we have got more from that one that was the first part of the next one we did well it's the same video it's just uh a different different role it was the role i can't remember

But it was not after Lover. We changed Lover and did something else. What did we do? But it wasn't Jester. Yeah, he laughed saying Jester. Did we not do Lover's second? Nah, we wouldn't have. Oh, maybe we did do another. I think, no, this is two games, two, three games in Lover. And we did one more. I can't remember what it was. But they don't have to know. They can keep their eyes out. True. Find out. We've done Jester before, though. We have, yeah. JJ's really pushing for it. And I think Jester's been one of the worst roles. Yeah, but he wants it because he was not here when we did it, right? Yeah, true. Yeah.

The fact that me and JJ, by the way, were lovers was so good. Unbelievable. And Bez, third imposter in, but it's a good thing now. It was a good thing. What do you mean? He was an imposter. You and Bez were imposters. So, oh, I guess. He killed JJ, which killed me. Yes, yes. Yeah.

- So it was via fit and fuzz by mistake. - Yeah, but he literally like, we physically couldn't lose the game. - Yeah, yeah. - And then he does it. - But to be fair, it was a mistake. He didn't mean for it to die. - Yeah, the thing is on my screen, they're so far apart. - Your reaction is genuine anger. - It's 'cause like, I've never had like, it's me, for anyone who doesn't know, we have like, me and JJ are lovers.

- You can quote that. - Yeah. - So if one of us dies, if he dies, I die. - Automatically. - And then me and Ethan are imposters. We're the last three with three crew mates. We literally can't lose. In the meeting, I literally just go, "Ah, vote for Pie Face, vote for Pie Face." So Ethan and JJ vote for Pie.

we can't lose the vote so then they all vote for like me I think and it ties the vote yeah yeah and then I'm like okay all we have to do now is kill one of them and we have the advantage and then realistically Ethan can choose whether it's an imposter win or lover win

And then Ethan kills JJ, which kills me and everyone knows it's Ethan. But I didn't realise until I did see a clip of it. JJ thought Pie Face was the killer. Yeah, yeah. No idea. Everyone in the lobby had said openly, Simon and Ethan are killers. Simon and JJ are lovers. Yeah, yeah. It became very obvious after a while. Harry's reaction is a joke as well because Harry doesn't get it either. Yeah. That's the issue with these Among Us games is...

- That's why it's good though, isn't it? - It's amazing for the gameplay, but trying to expand into new roles and stuff is a struggle because Harry can't get his head around new roles. I've explained gesture to him four times, twice he doesn't get it.

and twice he loves it yeah at the end of the day once the cycle's through you can do it again but what I will say is by the way you guys out there who comment on YouTube videos when you put the timestamps in it's fucking sick because I will for example on Among Us I won't watch the whole thing but I'll click the video and I'll just scroll through the comments and just click all the moments that they've done and then I feel like I've watched it you know yeah fair so keep doing that guys the last one we had going back to the talent show the last act you say it

- JME. - Oh, okay. - So we had JME, but he came out- - I thought it was GK Barry. I saw a document and it had a name on it. - Oh, no. - I wish I could make it. - He turned up in like a full hazmat suit with like goggles and a mask. And he comes out and we're all like, "Oh, it's JME." And me and Josh got given the talent sheet and it says, "JME, piano and singing." So we think he's gonna play something, sing or rap or whatever. He comes out, he's in this hazmat suit, stands in front of everyone.

- JJ doesn't know who he is. - Yeah. - And everyone else is like, we know who it is, but we're not gonna tell JJ. - Yeah, yeah. - And then Jamie just starts cutting stuff into wood. - I was literally just gonna say it to you. Does he make a table? - No, he- - But wait, so he starts- - It's close enough for me. - He starts carving into a piece of wood.

- The sculpture. - And then he starts painting it a little bit and he does it all within three, four minutes, turns it around because everyone's like, what the fuck is this? I think JJ buzzes him and he turns it around and he's carved into a piece of wood and painted the bald nick. - Nice, nice. - Or bald ski, bald ski. He'd done that. And then he finally reveals himself and JJ still had no idea this whole time.

And he's just like, well, everyone's there saying how obvious it is. And Jamie's talked out loud to them. And JJ still doesn't know. He's holding the mic to the mask and he's going like, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Prime. Oh God. And she doesn't know. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. JJ's like me, man. Loses weight and gets unfunny.

Well, we actually, this is from an upcoming video. We can't say it. We can't say the video. But an upcoming video we have, probably in two weeks' time. Yeah.

JJ was saying something about Chip and he was bigging up Chip. He was saying like, oh, he's really funny, blah, blah. I said as a passing joke because it had happened in the past. I mean, you don't even know his name. Yes. Because like three years ago, that exact thing happened where someone said, JJ, what's Chip's name? And he had no idea. Right.

So then it was about 10 minutes of realizing that JJ doesn't actually know Chip's real name. No, he didn't. He got it in the end. No, he got told. Well, yeah, he got it. And then I think like Josh Zirka was stood next to him, JJ. And then I think for you, someone was like,

It's right in front of you. Yeah. His name is right in front of you. Oh, Josh. And then he said, Josh. And then someone said, oh, you know, his last name. I see him walking around, right? Someone told him, but he's just walking around going, Salamento, Andrew Shane. He's just doing this and he gets Josh. Because as in Zerker, his friend who he's lived with for years, he's like housemate, one of the best friends, side man, business partner. And he's like, Josh,

Oh my God. He doesn't know it. He literally doesn't, doesn't know his last name. After all these years, I never say it. And I'm like, I don't walk around going fucking Ethan Payne. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, so... That was unreal, man. That's what Cyplus... I don't think it was recorded. Yeah, it wasn't captured. Deji obviously didn't know Chip's name, which is more forgiving. Yeah, but I whispered it to Deji. So Deji was the one that said, yeah, I know your name. And told it to Chip, and Chip was like, he knows my name. But his first guess was like, well, JJ's guess. JJ or Deji, they were guessing, and he was like, Robert. He's just not a Robert, you know? But then someone said Greg, and I was like, actually, he's really a Greg. No, he's not. I think he's Greg. Obviously, his name's Josh, but...

no he's not a greg what is he then i can see a bart i can see a bart bartholomew yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not a greg that's not a greg that's a bar maybe without the shade that's like that's a greg that's not a greg ah that's good there young chelsea and oliver when's that video coming out what the one i was talking about two weeks in two weeks yeah we have a podcast to talk about that one sure sure there will be let's try and get someone in the video yeah we should and then we can re-rank

We did the whole video though. No, but we did it for me to remember. You just said what the video is. Well, there you go. Spoiler. Well, bleep it. You can bleep it. No, it's fine. It's fine. They can know. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know who's in it. No. No. True. They don't know who's in it. Yeah. Anyways, not much has happened this week. No. No. Well, actually, I say that.

We're recording this before the football. Oh, yeah. Football hasn't ended. You guys have seen the season. You know what happens to the Leeds. You know what happens to the rest of the teams. We don't know yet. Although saying that, this season had potential to be the best ending to a league ever. Yeah, I know. And it's now done. Like before, you've got three teams playing for two positions of playoff. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. City have won. Arsenal have got second. Newcastle United have got third and fourth. Mm-hmm.

It still has been a good last five games. Liverpool and Brighton have already got fifth and sixth. There is seventh. Villa and Tottenham and Brentford, but no one cares. And then you've got Everton, Leeds and Leicester. So what has to happen here, real quick, obviously we weren't going to do too much for you, yeah. We have to win. And Leicester can't win. And realistically, Everton have to lose. Can you believe Leicester drew that game against Newcastle as well? They're so bad, also. We're so bad. I've already accepted. I know by this point you guys all know.

but I've kind of accepted that we're down. - That West Ham game was depressing, wasn't it? 'Cause it was like that one you gotta be trying as hard and they just weren't, they were trying but not putting a shift in. - That's why I mean- - The dubious offside calls. - Yeah, I know. The whole angle thing. - Yeah, we spoke about that already. - Even Forrest was like, he needs to put a shift in. Like you see him like literally fighting. - Well, I mean, look at your last five games. You got three wins. - Yeah, I know. - But that's a team fighting for relegation. - Yeah, yeah. - Look at us. - Yeah, and Southampton just, Southampton's a piece of that. - They've already gone on holiday.

That's the worst thing. You know what's crazy as well? In the championship, you can see that, by the way, and it doesn't mean anything. You can get five Ls in a row and then also end up in the playoffs. By the way, you think how bad Southampton are, right? Yeah. We've conceded five more goals. Yeah, I know. I mean, Forest have conceded more. Bournemouth have conceded one more than them. Yeah. Tottenham have conceded 60. Oh my God. Tottenham have just... That's our last game. Yeah. Well, speaking of Tottenham, you know when you take a shit, right? In a place like... So these studios obviously take a shit, Lilden.

well are you just questioning where he's going from this speaking of tottenham going for a shit well i just call him a shit oh okay but no speaking of something when i when i go take a shit right in a public place that's shit so obviously it's not like a toy it's not like a petrol station but it can still apply to that and there's a toilet brush and you've left a bit do you just clean do you clean it or just leave it i'm not gonna judge you either way i don't i genuinely don't think i've ever pooed anywhere that has a toilet brush

- That shed. - True, yeah. Well, I guess this place makes sense. - Like someone's house. - Yeah, of course. - And I definitely would. - Of course, bro. In someone's house, I'm like getting on my knees. - You're making sure it's- - Yeah, I'm licking it clean. - What? - No, no, I'm like, no, no, sorry. I meant to say I'm cleaning it so much that you could lick it clean. - No, you said you're licking it clean. - No, no, I'm saying like once it's clean, I'll- - Well, I believe you. - It'll be that clean that I could lick it. - Sure, sure. - Okay, so. But yeah, I did a poo here. - Was there a toilet brush here? - Toilet brush, yeah, and I cleaned it. - Nice.

I feel like you don't normally do that. Was that because you did like a monstrous shit? Was it like bad? No, it wasn't necessarily. I've actually noticed, you know, it needs cleaning. So I just cleaned it.

Also, right. Do you normally do that? In my house? No. In a shared place. I'm asking you, in a shared place, would I do that? Yeah, but do you normally do it? Because the fact that you're pointing out. I think I do normally do that. It depends where I am though. Like if I was in a petrol station, I'd be less inclined to, but they also don't have toilet brushes because they have attendants. But like here, I feel like, you know, it's like a second home in a way or third home, whatever. So it's like, you know, we all work together to make sure this place is clean. So I'll do that. You know, I'd like to think I'd do that anyway.

I want to ask as well, you know how we have our own toilets? I feel like, do you think we instinctively as humans or out of habit get used to aiming it so it doesn't do that? Because I feel like, you know, there's different toilets that have got different like

- Some are like really small holes at the back or some are like quite big ones. America for some reason seems to fill the whole thing up with water. - It kind of works though. - Yeah, unless you get a big splash. - No, but the water's closer to your butthole. So the poo doesn't have to have like a drop, which causes that. It kind of just goes straight in like a diver. - Like a diver or like the Titanic. - You see when someone dives from like, what's the highest one?

The 10 metre one. 100 metre. In the Olympics? When someone... 100 metre. You think someone dives from 100 metres in the Olympics. No, because that's a sprint. I'm thinking of sprints, sorry. Whoa! 100 metres massive! Fucking flying forever. Yeah. I'm sure someone's doing it off a yacht. 100 metres. You think there's a 100 metre high yacht? There's no way, right? I think I'm getting my sizes mixed up. 100 metre high yacht. I think I'm getting my sizes mixed up. Maybe a cruise ship. How tall is a cruise ship?

Can we look at that? The BT Tower is 100 meters. Center point is 100 meters. I can't. I got my sizes mixed up. I often do that. Me and Talia already decided that if we eventually build a house or whatever, we're getting Japanese toilets in every room. Oh, like with the... Not every room. That'd be weird. The ones that clean you and finger you and stuff. Yeah. They can do that. Don't finger you. Oh, the one I went to did. That was...

Is that another gas station? I haven't been to Japan either. Was that a petrol station? Yeah, that was a petrol station. It was the attendant. He said, this is the cleanest petrol station you'll ever see. I'll even... This is 172 feet. How much is that in metres though? 52 metres. So this is half the height you're talking about. Let's see this guy drop. That sounds really bad. Let's see the splash as well. I bet no splash. I'm at $50, no splash. 50 pounds, no splash. Definite splash.

That's pretty good splash. I'll pay you later. That actually didn't seem... Yeah, I did that. No, you didn't. I jumped off a boat when I was at Vita that time. I was proud of myself. Look at that. And it really hurt. Oh, whoa. Trigger warning? I have no problem with heights, but that's starting to tickle my scarediness. But no, do you think that we get used to like pooing in certain toilets?

- That we get used to. - It's like when you go to a different toilet, that's when the problems arise. - Yeah, 100%. Speaking of which, would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party knowing that you'll clog it or would you just go outside in the backyard? - Oh, people outside. - You have to go in the bushes. - Are they actually outside as well? - There's people outside like chatting. - Yeah, in the garden with cigarettes. - You can go into the bushes. - Can they see me in the bushes? - They'll know you've gone in there but they won't be watching you. - They'll never know why. - Unless they smell it.

- Depends on how much you back your smell. - When you say block it, do I get to try and unblock it? - You can, but you don't have a plunger. You don't have a plunger. If you want to try and unblock it with something in the room. - Okay, and this question, will I know prior, I'll know prior that it will get blocked? - Yes. - Okay, cool. 'Cause obviously I was gonna say I have blocked toilets before, and then in that situation, not once have I thought, "Oh, I should've just shut outside." - You can unblock it, but the only way to unblock it is with your hands.

You broke him Yeah I'd probably shit in the bush Yeah you have to But then what do you wipe with Like a dot leaf Yeah Oh no no I can get a toilet roll Go to the toilet Take the toilet roll outside Put it under my sleeve Like my grandma used to do Toilet roll Well just tissues A hanky No no no But actual toilet roll We used to always shove it up there Toilet roll Yeah or kitchen roll Or tissues Tissues yeah Or just put it in your sleeve Yeah Yeah I'm like I cheer she's like Maybe she's part of the magic circle She's dead now

Maybe she was part of the magic circle. Maybe she still is. Maybe she's going to resurrect. Maybe this is the longest trick. I was actually kind of sad yesterday. I was thinking about my grandma. Maybe sad because actually she was really funny. She used to say things like lav. I'm going to the lav. The lavatory. Yeah. Or fibbing. You're fibbing. You tell them a fib. Yeah. Yeah. But she used to say it a lot. Oh, you're fibbing. Fibbing means lying. Fibbing.

It's a normal word. Yeah. I thought it was like a northern thing. No. Ten Febs. Banks. Yeah. And she used to make the best chocolate pudding. Oh.

Do you know what I mean? No. Do you know what I mean? Like old person chocolate pudding. No. Just like spongy, really spongy. Yeah, your arse. No. Oh, I didn't do that. So that's what you meant by chocolate pudding. No, no, no, no, no. That was funny though. I should have laughed more. I feel bad. No, I know. I did what I did to Luke the other day when he made a joke about me. I play it off as like a victim and then I get really sad. Top joke. But she's dead, so, you know. Anyway, her chocolate pudding, they used to put milk into it and used to soak up the milk. You know what?

I don't know what this is. I'm gonna ask my mum because I would like to make that again. Okay. But I can't ask her because she's dead. Stop reiterating. Sorry. Sorry. I will say, I went to my parents' house the other day, the same day when I found the sticker on the keyboard, on the piano. And this is a box with like, sorry, with this cover on it. And I'm like, it's got like embroidery on it. I pick it all out. I'm like, oh mum, what's this? And she's like, it's grandma. And I was like, oh shit, sorry. Sorry.

But I was like, what the fuck's this? - You picked up like an urn. - Yeah, ashes in it. But it wasn't like, it wasn't on display. It was like, you know a PE kit bag. It was like kind of like that was an embroidery. So I was like, fuck's this? And then started picking it up. - You just got a boot bag of granny. - Yeah, my dad goes, it's Jenny. And then obviously both my grandmas have been cremated and they're both there, I think. And then my dad's like, actually check this out though. She's way heavier than her. And my mom says that. And I'm like, wait.

- Did your weight still, did your weight- - Josh asked this the other day. - Really? - Josh said like, does your, like for example, Vic to- - Me. - You. - Yeah. - Okay, let's go Vic to you. - Yeah. - You both get cremated. - Yeah.

Would you see a difference in the ashes? You probably would, wouldn't you? But I didn't know it worked like that. I thought it was just random. Random? Could some specks have gone in the wind? And also, you know, my family shoves them somewhere, you know. I'm talking both of you get cremated there and then you're tipped into something. But people have bigger bones, right? Well, I'm not fat. I'm big boned, so. So you'd have...

- Why, when obese people die and are too big to fit in the hole. - Are your nans got the same urn as well? 'Cause that probably could have made. - No, well, obviously, no, I don't know. I don't know. I kinda stopped asking questions when I first went fuck this. So I best just ski away from this. Sorry, we're weird.

I love words like that, you know. I was at college and my friend came around to my house for like just lunch or whatever. And it's a long way, by the way. Like not even to wherever. And my fridge is called Smeg. I hate Smeg products. Yeah. Because it's a stupid name. Yeah. And old people don't get it. But he's like, he pissed himself. I'm like, well, I didn't know what it was. And he told me. I was like, oh, yeah, I guess it is funny. You didn't know what Smeg was? Not at the time. Wait, when was this? I was at college, like 17, 16. Okay. No, no. Yeah. That's understandable. I just didn't know what it was, you know. Not my fault.

So do you own any Smeg products? Yeah, my fridge. How much Smeg have you got? Well, my fridge, it technically is not Smeg, it's just my parents. And they've changed it now to Samsung. So your parents have got Smeg? No, it's Samsung now. Your dad has Smeg? No, it's Samsung. But does your dad have Smeg? I don't know. I was going to make a joke, but it's just childish. Like Samsung. I don't even want to say it. What is it? I'm not going to say it like Sam-spunk. Like Samsung, Sam-spunk.

I think if I said it with chest, it might be... Say it with chest. Come on, you got it. No, I don't want to say it with chest. Because my parents do listen to the podcast. We may have done too many podcasts together, you know. Yeah, maybe. Maybe for a million years. Nah, it's funny now. It's where it's better, though, isn't it? I also want to read you the mice. Spunk was not better. Yeah, you asked me the question about my grandma that was quite provocative.

What? You asked me a question about my grandma. What the hell? Did you eat her ass? You said you like eating her chocolate pudding. Yeah, yeah. And obviously everyone knows that means actual chocolate pudding. Do they? I think anyone who's not, you know, weird. But when we do the next podcast set, I want to change these mics. I want them to like rise up. Because I've noticed it today when I watched it back. It's like covering my face all the time. Anyway, I'm really excited for the new Spider-Man film.

Yeah. Miles Morales part two. Yeah, I know. June 2nd. Yeah. So I'm Fortnite as well. He's on Fortnite now. Is he? Web shooters are back. Yeah. And also apparently the trailer came out for Spider-Man 2. The game. Yeah. Yeah. There's a big Sony event. I think it was six. I haven't watched it. I'm going to watch it tomorrow.

- Nice, are you gonna react to it? - Yeah. - Nice, nice. - You know how I do. - Yeah, I do. I'm gonna start reacting. By the way, guys, I will actually start reacting to a few Simon videos here and there. - Yeah? - I thought it was good though, because then it also lets me talk about it on here, if it ever fits rightly. - Yeah, 'cause you need to watch them. - Exactly. So I'm like, that's like three birds with one stone.

Watching it, right? So they didn't talk about it, but watching it, I should watch it anyway. Then do not on stream. So people are watching it with me, you know, and then I can talk about it. It's three birds, one stone, three birds, one stone. And then something else is coming to me. Oh, my new song this week is actually good. So the one you sent me? Yeah. Yeah. I was listening to it in the car. I was like, this is actually the best one. You see, it's all right. You can say that if you want to. I really like it. Yeah, I do too. It's good.

I was thinking it's funny because like, you know, beer is like turned into like a massive song. Yeah. But like the way I wrote beers was just the same way I write all these songs. Like just sat down for an hour. Sorry. That came out really. What's that guy of one direction? Yeah. That didn't mean to come out. He didn't mean to come out of that. You know how I just, it's the same way. I just write all of these like big hits. That's what it came out like. That had such a, what's his name again? Liam Payne. Such a Liam Payne thing. But no, I'm saying that in like. But you did write that one while you were in your youth.

Fuck off. Four years ago. Have you not seen the clip of Liam Payne's? Oh, that's so smart from you. That's so smart from you. I had a dream that he was in the car with me. Yeah? Yeah. What did you talk about? We didn't talk about anything. You were just there. Yeah, the whole dream. Liam Payne's just in your car. He's just there. No, but like, you just, it's weird because like, what makes beerists so good? I don't really know. It's just not.

Thanks. Nothing does. Just look off. Do you want some nostalgia? The video. Yeah, probably. JJ, in case I have milk. I think the best thing about Beerus is the first, like, four lines. It comes in quite strong. Well, I remember, so I wrote this because I got sick and tired of people saying I can't rap, so I was like, I'm going to write a sick rap song. And then that's why it's like, you don't have to be as established, keyboard warrior. But then it didn't really turn out to be super rappy. Sorry, is it keyboard warrior, ugly ass catfish, you can never...

At this? Yeah. Oh, okay. What did you think of that? I think I've always said have this. Oh, like you can't mention this on Twitter. You can never have this out here living that lavish life. Oh, that would make sense. You can never have this lavish life. Yeah, true. But that's more like you can't mention me. But they physically can. They can. Yeah, they can. Unless I turn it off now. They can literally at you. And at the time, you couldn't turn it off either. So they could always at you. Yeah. Another lyric, by the way, recent song. Yeah. JJ's easy. What does he say? He says...

I need to get it right. Yeah. Somewhere he talks about, he mentions VVS. There. Big face watch, my time, not yours. VVS can't see no flaws. Yeah. VVS is almost flawless. Oh, so you can see flaws. Yeah. Damn. Simon's got knowledge.

Yeah. Well, if it was flawless, it'd be called a flawless diamond. Yeah. Not VVS. Big face watch my time, not yours. Flawless. Can't see no flaws. Doesn't it say? I think you should watch, say VVS. Oh yeah. Yeah. I've done that before. I've said things that rappers say. Like rolly, rolly, rolly. Yeah. Yeah. Even my new song, I say, I say baguettes, companies baguettes.

Hopped on these jets. Jets, technically, I can say that. You have hopped on jets. Yeah. You've bought baguettes. And that's what I was going to say. If anyone ever interviews me and is like, oh, you've never bought a baguette, I'll say, well, I have bought a baguette. Not one you think, but I have bought one. So step back. Because in the song, I also say I never told any lies. So I was like, in the song where I say this, I have to make sure it's not a lie.

If you ever did an interview for it, just turn up with the baguette. Yeah. That's why I'll never do an interview for that lyric. True. I mean, if I did a... This song's really good. If I did a video for that song, it'd probably do pretty well. You've been getting really on AI stuff recently. Mate, have you watched that Photoshop thing? I've watched all of the ones in the chat. I feel like you're going to hate on them.

I don't hate on them. I just think I'm like, I don't care. It's impressive, isn't it? It's really impressive. If you were a funnel designer. Oh yeah, 100%. But it's also going to put a lot of people out of work, I feel like. It will. But then again, the smart ones will adapt, always. Yeah, because they'll be able to do it quicker. So me and Tysa, I actually said to him ages ago. Yeah, Midjourney. Oh, he was messaging me about Midjourney. It may have been that. But we always used, for certain second channel videos, he'll just...

AI something yeah, and then put real life photos on top of it. Yeah, that's sick Yeah, I saw a lot of people do that on YouTube as well with other videos, too So yeah, this one make it even easier to do that It's not as good as like so for those who don't know what I was on about the Photoshop Generative fill Bayon if anyone who's got access to create a cloud and you pay for your Photoshop monthly you have access to it So I was trying to turn it out and I was trying out with like desk things so that you know when we shoot here we've got a table in front of us and

'Cause obviously a lot of my videos are just like, you know, trying snacks, fast food type of stuff. So it's a popular thing you would do on the thumbnails is you'll go on Google, find snacks, find burgers and add them onto the table. But it's really hard to match the actual like perspective, you know? So it's hard to put the actual burger from Google onto the table. But this one, you literally drag around with your thing and just type in, add a beef burger and it just does it. - I was gonna say, I'm gonna forward this to Nick.

Nick are you on whatsapp on there yeah forwarded that to you so like Randolph did one yeah so the thing I found mad with that is the first thing you did was just put like a burger or two there I was like

Okay, you've just saved yourself about 10 seconds. But it was on the table perfectly. Yeah, I know what you mean. You haven't saved yourself that much time. But then you've had two milkshakes in your hand. Your arms are crossed. And then your arms are separate. It's mad. I was like, make me hold a milkshake and a burger. And it just did that. And obviously, it's not perfect. But also, there are a lot of thumbnails out there that aren't perfect, right? Yeah, watch this, guys. So, go to the start. Oh, you can. Yeah, whatever. So, start it to me like this.

And then adds the stuff on the table on the left perfectly. Yeah. But then it's your arms. You've crossed arms. It's mental. It's mental. Obviously my face is not posing for a thumbnail, but that's still mad, you know? And then now I could go on there and put some graphics into the milkshake and make it colorful. And that's what I was saying for thumbnail designers, it helps them because they can, they can just do it now. Yeah. Although I did hear that Photoshop said it's not for commercial use, but like,

What are they going to do? Well, they don't know that it was AI. Yeah. It's a thumbnail. They don't know. The AI is too good. They can't confirm it's from AI. But yeah, you can do loads of stuff. There's one where I did the cake one. Obviously, that's not a great thumbnail in the end, but I did it really quickly. It goes from me not really smiling, not really on the table, to putting a table there, putting a big cake in front of me, putting a spoon in my hand, putting a background. It's like, what? It's really good. And also, that's what it's good for. It could be good for like...

say you or a creator giving an idea to a thumbnail designer. So here's what I want. Here's the da-da-da. And then that's, you know, throw up there. But yeah, I mean, my editor did that one there that flopped. The British American cereal one. Like, nah, you could just, brands it won't work. You can't put McDonald's on there. It won't do that for you. But the cereal bowls, you could really do that. Yeah.

It's just crazy seeing where everything's going, man. I do wonder, on the creative side of things, not the world ending in AI type of thing, but what is going to be real in the future?

The real impressive ones is the extended photos and moving photos around. That's mad. Unreal. But that's been about for a little while. Has been around, but not this easy. Yeah, so the extended stuff's always been there, but now you can do it in Photoshop, which is handy, because you edit your photos, switch them up, and you just expand it. It just expands it. It's just crazy. And they were saying now, I heard someone say, I don't know who it was. It was a creator, though, so I'm sorry that I missed your name. Like, oh, now, like, parents, we don't have to teach them how to take photos anymore because they'll just take it, and it could be good, you know? So...

It's crazy. Crazy world. Yeah. As soon as people start talking about AI, though, like in the chat, I literally zone out within like two minutes. Yeah. Because I feel like it always goes around the same circle of...

You know, like, oh, it's amazing. Look what it can do. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Oh, but it's scary, you know, because look at this. It's like, okay. Yeah. We ain't going to be able to stop it. No, I just like playing with it. Yeah. I've had a question inside that's been burning me about you. And it's like, I've gone on for a few days now. Oh, hold on. Let's see this. This guy did, as you say, trying to do a McDonald's using AI. Oh, so he actually did them. Nice. Wow. Class. Okay. Yeah.

I like the art style. But the question is, Simon, is what's the last thing you googled? I don't think I google anything weird. I also don't have the history. I have everything on private mode. Maybe it popped up recently. Do I have anything on google? I hit an open tab. No. I don't google anything weird. It's really boring, but no. What's your boring thing? I don't even know how it doesn't even show up on here. I don't google things. You've got the history, right? I can. Well, do what I do. Go on private. You don't have to clear it. Search history.

No, no. I do that. Yeah. I have no activity. Yeah. I don't Google things. You have no activity? No. That's a sign of a nonce. How does that work? Cleaning up your tracks. Pre-clean. I wouldn't know. Sure. No, I don't like the nonce. Obviously. I'm obviously not. Oh, by the way. What was yours? That's Google. The last thing I Googled was, is it better on OBS to...

to record in CBR or VBR. - It's really boring. - Yeah, I know. Which one would you think it was? - I stopped paying attention. - Yeah, it was VBR. - Nice. - Better quality. No, the last thing I actually Googled was backdoor slot 6000. And nothing came up, man. - Is that, are you saying there's been 6000 backdoor slots or? - No, it's like. - Megatron 6000? - Yeah, it's like when you just add a number on the end. How old are you, John?

How old are you actually? Are you 30 yet? It actually has no... Yeah. It actually has nothing. Oh, not yet. Results hidden by safe search, that's why. Ah, get a safe search off there, you dirty pig. Double anal, 6,000 videos on sexy porn. I wouldn't click that. I didn't know it was porn. What did you think it was? I thought it was like backdoor sluts. Isn't sluts a thing? What type of sluts is it? I think it's like a screw. Is it not a screw? Maybe. That's right, it's like a pack. Like a slut screw? Yeah, some sort of... Nick! Why are you searching more porn?

That's right, guys. That's what I was thinking about. The Stutzky theorem. That's what you're thinking about. What is it without looking? How many... I don't know. I know exactly what you're about to say. One question, and I hate asking this because obviously, you know, people, family members watch this, but...

Do you have like a video, like a porn video, right? That you watch in your youth that you still try and find? Yes. I have all the time. And every now and then I just try and find it and it's gone, man. I can't find it. I search everything and it just doesn't come. You know why? If you watched it, you'd definitely be disappointed. A hundred percent. It can't live up. James has something. Was it a disappointment? What was it? Is it able to? No. It's beautiful. It left me weeping. What did you do? Turn the lights down. Get really serious about it.

Did you turn the lights down and get real serious about it? I enjoyed it. I just was like, oh, that's nice. I think it'd be disappointing, you know. I think mine would answer a lot of things. What does that mean? I don't want to delve into it more, but... No, I don't know what that even means. It would explain why you like...

Big-breasted men. No, no, no. Men? No, no. There's nothing wrong with liking big-breasted men. No, I don't know, actually. But I want to find it again. But I think, didn't they... But also, it's real porn, though, if that makes sense. It is a porn video. Because recently, they took all off the amateur stuff, right? Because of laws, which is rightly so. But it's just annoying, man. I might have to get real intensive one day and just get on a real research session. How did you find the first porn?

- Research. - It just pops up, doesn't it? It pops up. - No, it doesn't. That's what you tell your mum. - No, no, I'm saying like the videos pop up. - As in you know a website and you just see one there. That was like early days. You see a website. - I never used to Google boobs. I never did that. I'm not that nerdy. - I did that. - Yeah. - Before there was like proper porn sites, I would type in, I was gassed, right? You type in a word, like, I don't know.

- Doggy style, I don't know. Something like that. You put doggy style GIF. - Hey, tuck in with you. Oh, okay, sorry. - You put GIF and you get images and then you have GIFs and they'd slowly load and it looked like a video, but it was before videos were like- - You are a bit older than me, so yeah. - It was before- - Never use YouTube. - YouTube? - Yeah. - No. - Don't do doggy style GIF. - On YouTube, I was watching, you know, Shay Cole. - That's who you're getting off to. - You know, porn ads are like, they're really weird now. Like they put me off videos.

- Yeah, they're weird. - Yeah, they are weird. - Sometimes they're like, this is, are they tailored to you? - Is that a video? - 'Cause sometimes I get the ones that are like, have you got a two inch cock? - Have you? - No.

but sometimes it has the cock growing and it starts off like this they're trying to get you to buy the it's almost worked because I've thought like do you want a massive cock that cock has started really small and now it's massive yeah but it's just it's not true because it's obviously it's like if it's too good to be true guys it probably is what if it is true it isn't but I do want to know can you type in not that I want to do this I'm very curious like

Enlargement surgery do people do surgery on that? Yeah, you can really you can but you lose it from the bottom No, so there's also like you they do it from the bottom. Ah They get rid of that. James has got something. Sorry go on. You got but they're all three of you went you can't yeah you can okay, okay Have you got a mic? Yes. Okay. There's a guy doing an implant. Yeah

used to have a really high failure rate because stitches would burst or whatever. When people would have to have it removed, because of the trauma, their cock would get even smaller. Oh my God. So can you imagine going to get it bigger? Yeah, because of that smaller. There is one that can make it longer. No, because it makes it longer by pulling the...

Wasn't a room that can you did it? I swear the room that he did it. I think so. Okay. Anyway, where else was I going with this? All right. So by the way, the first website that I found all right when I first it was you porn right you know you porn I knew that I know where I'm from. I'm not sure where it was from but the reason I found out about a macaque on Pornhub is that my friend right went to the toilet and

And for some reason, I was on his phone. And I don't know if I was on his phone or it just dropped or whatever. And I saw that on his tab, he had Pornhub open. And I was like, what's this? And that's when I first found out about that website. But I'm thinking I wouldn't have gone through his phone also. What a rookie error to leave that tab open. All right. What is penis enlargement surgery? I'm mad. I'm saying whatever it is, guys. It just seems so like... I feel like you lose feeling, right?

It just seems like there's something that it just seems like it's gonna go wrong. Yeah, I wouldn't want to put any surgery stuff around the area unless it is just cutting the cord. Think about it, right? If I just flicked your penis like that, how much it would hurt? They're gonna cut it open. I know you're not gonna feel it. You're not just gonna be chilling. It wouldn't hurt me, I don't think. If I flicked you in the penis? My head? The head of my penis? Anything. I don't think it would hurt.

I don't want you to try. Come here. No, no, no. Oh, my balls would hurt. Come here. No, no. Is it supposed to hurt, guys? Can you guys feel stuff doing sex? Do you feel sex? I've got a sort of invincible dick. That would be a really good superhero power. Invincible dick. Mr. Invincible Dick. I am dick. I am dick. Yeah. How do we get on to the topic?

I just asked that the blue light is it a porn that you look back at sorry parents? Well, we are we talking like the top ones Okay, how much do we reckon he got do you know the answer no, but I know how much Vin Diesel got for Groot and

I heard 53 million I saw the same TikTok but I also heard that he did a thousand different takes of the word in different languages and different languages yeah not sure if it makes it better yeah at least he put F in but also if he had said I am Groot yeah

I'd have been that's a lot of money for that yes I know different languages fair enough but also what I think as well is like a lot of voice I think by the way there are better voice actors out there for comedy movies for animation movies than actors there's probably like actual voice actors the reason you get Bradley Cooper in there and Vin Diesel is because they are famous yeah you can say Vin Diesel is Groot yeah I mean it's the same like have you ever seen the guy who I saw a TikTok that was a guy doing the Goku voiceover yeah

What? He does that? No, it's him like... Oh. Leveling up. Powering up. I think I was doing that. And honestly, it sent shivers down my spine. It's so good. Oh, wow. Compared to... I am Groot. Oh, yeah. I was kind of dead. Yeah. Well, Goku's not Groot, though. No, Goku's Cooler. Yeah, of course. But it'd be weird, though, if like...

I'm Goku. In the future, you know this AI stuff where you can just, so in AI, one thing that runaway do or something, whatever they're called, is they're like, you can select someone in a video like yourself and you can just turn you into like a character. Yeah. So how sick would it be in the future? You know how people make B-movie jokes and like Shrek jokes? How sick would it be in the future if like, for example, Guardians of the Galaxy, you could just replace Groot with like Goku?

- Probably sick, wouldn't it? And just watch a movie where every time you see him. And obviously you can do that now, but like you could do easily. - Well, and it's just Goku going, "I am Groot." - Yeah, or like, I don't know, you know, you're watching Pokemon and Ash just sends out like Shrek. - How much do we think Miles Morales got paid was the question. - Okay, sorry, yeah. - I think- - Who, sorry.

- Miles Morales didn't get paid. - The voice actor. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - I'm gonna say- - His name is, by the way, Shameik Moore. - Nice, nice. - I don't think it's gonna be, it's a huge film. - For the new one? Or that was the first one? Which one, which film? - For the new one. - Would it be helpful or cheating if I told you how much Tom Holland got paid? Would that be- - Don't tell us. - Don't tell us. - I think we just go, how much do you- - Tell us after. - Okay, I reckon it's really low. - 12 million. - I reckon it's gonna be like 3 million. - It is apparently.

$500,000. Wow. But to be fair, the first one... I like how I said it was going to be really low and I get $3 million. I know. Am I right in saying the first movie was very niche and then it just did sick?

Yeah, I don't think it was meant to be as highly rated. Well, I don't think it was... People thought it was going to be as high. They wanted it to be, obviously, but they... Yeah, people didn't think it was going to match. $394 million. Tom Holland. The Spider-Verse. Oh, box office. Yeah, but I'm saying I don't think anyone predicted that film would be... Like, for me, it's one of my favourite films ever. Yeah, same, same. Also, I think, like, now, critically, it is as well. Yeah, but I don't think anyone would have said that. No, no.

- But 500,000 is the same as what Tom Holland got. - Yeah. But that is just the way it is, isn't it? It's 'cause Tom Holland, he may have done stuff before that, but he wasn't a big actor before that film. - Yeah, yeah. But he got paid a lot after that, obviously. - The maddest one was Tony Stark, Robert Downey Jr., the first one. - Oh, nothing, right? - Yeah, look how much he got paid for the first Iron Man. - 'Cause that was his route back into stardom again, isn't it? - Yeah. Marvel, honestly, I'm not gonna lie, the films are dropping off, man.

The universe in general dropping off. He got 500k for it, but how perfect he's been for it. Oh yeah, but compared to the last one, it would have been 75 million for Endgame. Yeah.

- 360 million. - Yeah, ridiculous. - Well, even me and Josh were doing that, the guess the net worth of like celebrities, it's actually crazy how rich people are. - I don't believe any of them. - Well, I know, but you can- - I'm not saying that they're not that high, but I think some are much higher, some are much lower. - Yeah, well, J.K. Ryan was one bill. I'm like, definitely worth more than a bill. - There was a TikTok the other day, came up on my Reddit as well, and it was like, "These are the three richest Sidemen. In third, we have Big Star. His net worth is $10 million. Second,

We have Simon Minter, whose net worth is $35 million. First is JJ Olatunji, whose net worth is unknown because of Prime. I was like, well, you don't know his. Also, he's probably the easiest to work out. Yeah, he's actually a company. Yeah, very successful one. So it's like, yeah.

- The YouTube one's really funny 'cause it's just like, they always do it. I hate the ones where they just go on social blade and just copy and paste that number. - Bless you. - Bless you, that was a really weird sneeze. - Coming from you. - Yeah, but- - You cough. - I know. But he tried to, I think he tried to minimize it and it leaked. - You go . - I know, I do. Yeah, I sneezed earlier and it was like, "Bless you?"

Or the other day. I don't know what else. Anyway, no, you know what I'm saying? When they just go on Social Blade and guess. I'm like, well, also Social Blade goes, it could be five pounds or it could be 10 million. I'm like, well, cheers, mate. A normal day is, yeah, something like 200 pounds to like 44,000. Net worth's also an interesting one because like, net worth can also be inflated as well, can't they? Like, well, it's just like for a YouTuber, for example. Yeah. I could say like Mini Minter, the brand. Yeah. Could be worth,

10 million pounds. But at the same time, if it's not me...

it's worth nothing yeah exactly exactly so how much is it worth yeah yeah that's that's the assignment question isn't it when you guys are doing the old like um if someone came and bought us how much would it be but obviously you gotta realize that if they if someone came and bought you guys you have to you have to do stuff you know that's how people always say that would you ever you know sell sidemen or whatever and it's like no because then we then we're working for someone yeah exactly you're more likely to sell the brands you know like the companies and then still promote it in your own in your own ways but um

Yeah. Well, speaking of brands from stuff, what do you reckon the best YouTuber product ever is? Or business? Well...

- Apart from Sides. - Apart from Sides, of course. By the way, I didn't say this on one of the podcasts, I wanted to. When we had the JJ fight, someone brought in, Sam, brought in Prime from the restaurant. - Sides. - Sides, sorry. Sorry, yeah, that's a Prime, I know. It's all on my mind, you know? And I will say- - It was unbelievable. - Unbelievable, yeah. And I've had Sides take away. It's not like it's bad, it's good chicken, but I couldn't believe how nice it was from there. - That's the annoying thing is people do get it delivered and then judge it based, and they think that the restaurant is,

at fault for it being like cold yeah yeah it's been delivered 45 minutes and also yeah the sides obviously there's more opening but at the start at least they were very far away so it's not like a lot of delivery places are really close it was really far away and the ones I had was like

it didn't reach i think they for the video like got it sent over to me which is even longer yeah but yeah uh in person it was unreal man but no the best youtuber i mean obviously i will go with prime as one of them because like it's one of the most successful but we're not talking successful we're saying oh best we haven't tried a lot of things though but ones you've seen like what do you reckon like zoella calendar what do you think about i can't say that oh that was crap kidding it wasn't that bad but

Well, it was like a 50 pound. Yeah. Funny thing is that I feel a little bit for them. Obviously, by the way, the influencers have definitely ripped off people with their, with their merch for sure. But at the same time, like,

what's interesting is they just packaged it wrong you know they show it off in the wrong way like yeah because what I'm trying to say is people do it people do it now but people don't have a go at them because they've made it look like it's not as shit yeah I think people will look back in five years time and go like oh youtuber merch was really shit it was back then yeah of course it was but like again like it was it was merch though no one tried to do brands was it yeah we were like 14 year olds trying to figure out how to get a logo on a t-shirt yeah best merch what do you think oh best product sorry

Hmm? No. What is there? What is there? I'm trying to think. Well, you've got Feastables, you've got Prime, you've got Sides, XIX. Are we including things? Pizza, Pizza Phi. Are we including things? The AirX one. Childish, Childish is very good actually. Childish is very good, but it's clothing. It's clothing and it's also like, you know, it's,

It's a hoodie every now and then, or like an outfit. It's like very good clothing and top tier compared to even actual streetwear brands. But in terms of like, I think this question... Would I say that's better than Prime? Yeah, true, true. No, two ways it should be up there as well, actually. Yeah. Because I know everyone's scared through that. No one dare do shoes and Calyx does what theirs did not be done. I'm trying to think if there's one like... Is that like an American YouTuber that's done something massive? Does it have to be merged?

No, anything. Yeah. Well, you know, what are the guys' names? Colin and Shamir. What's the guys' names? Colin and Shamir. I'm sorry, I cannot give it. Colin and Samir. I cannot give it to the shoes. No, I love MKBHD. These shoes weren't it. Yeah, and it's not his fault because this is also something that KSI would chef up. And he did with his red Adidas ones, you know, that no one ever wore.

- You know what it is, it's because if you get- - No, not getting Adidas deal. - I'm not gonna lie, if someone said to me, "Oh, by the way, you can make a shoe with Adidas, what colors do you want?" I probably would have gone red and black. And I would have said like high tops, like mainly black with a bit of red. It would have ended up looking almost exactly the same as Jade's. But that's just 'cause in my head, I think red and black's cool together.

Put it on a high... That's it. Yeah. In reality, I don't wear random black shoes ever. Yeah. But also, I actually do think they're a nice shoe, but it's even funnier because that is KSI's type of shoe. Like, we've seen his shoe taste from the back. That is his perfect shoe. Yeah. With less gold. Yeah. Less wings and crowns. Yeah. But this is a hard one. I mean...

It is a hard one. I mean, I will say Prime. Yeah, Prime. I wouldn't say Prime is the answer because I remember when I first watched their announcement, I laughed. I was strewned it. I laughed at it. But I only laughed because they built it up to be something else. I was like, well, it's a drink. Cool. But actually, it's just ton bits, you know. And we've all said that we would suck off JJ for a percentage. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. And I'd make it like... Honestly, I would say to him... It would be the best time of his life. I'll say I literally...

the best you'll ever have. Yeah. He almost gave away 6% the other day when there was six sidemen around him. We were like, bro, you could have the maddest 10 minutes of your life right now.

You'd have the six sidemen on you. Yeah, but the fact that I'm not invited is actually a travesty. I would come in. Yeah, we'll do what we gotta do for them. Of course, no, do your thing. You need to do what you need to do. But I'll suck you all. I went to see Tom Segura and he did the funniest joke of like someone sucking a cop. He did like the sound effects and everything. And I was stuck with my dad and I was like, I'm not sure if I can laugh at this. So I was like trying my hardest. I think I was like laughing and I was like, dad, I'm sorry.

Nah, he did it on, it was just so good, man. He walked on stage and the first thing he said was like, oh, fuck the king. And that was the first day he got coronated. Or what about that little blonde girl who ties a little common red? Or Jojo Siwa's hair bands. Yeah. They sold, you know. Or surely Ryan's Toy World's got a whole toy line. True. I think we have to, this was a video idea. So I had makeup, right, as well. Yeah. Yeah.

We should try and find this out one day. Research it and do a quiz. Shane Dawson had a makeup line as well, and so did Jeffree Star. They had makeup. Jeffree Star banged at the time. I want to say the best, though. Because, again, if we're going for a highly grossing... I don't know the quality of it as well. Yeah, highly grossing would go prime. But if it's best, it's just makeup. It's a prime. Yeah, no, genuinely. Long term, no way. Maybe. Jeffree Star made a lot of money. He made a lot of money. Yeah, well, I'm not sucking his cock, so... Go on, Newtown.

- I'm gonna just give it to No Two Ways. - Yeah, sure, No Two Ways. Go on Colin and Samir, they do a great video out there for you guys. They actually buy all the merch and test it out. Someone made Domino's, someone's a Domino channel. Yes, that exists. And they made their own Domino. - Are you talking pizzas? - No, no, no, Domino, like the game. Domino's, before Domino's was a thing, Domino's existed. - Okay.

So what are we watching for? No, I'm saying out there guys watch it. They did it. They do a better analysis than we've just done. So you're not actually going to see what's really weird when David Dobrik released the perfume, you know, he did. Yeah, because he just kind of put it at the end of his videos like he was doing the 420 vlogs. Okay. It was just really random probably hit by a brand saying let's do this, you know,

His pieces look good though. Yeah, they do. They do look good. I like how you can put a little token in it as a song. Yeah. Kind of cool. I actually do really want to go there at some point. Yeah. Sorry, I got on TikTok through a plunger. You see that one? Yeah. That's cool as well. Yeah.

But no, no two ways. I'll give it that one. Yeah, good shoes. Actually, today I wore, I have driving shoes and I have like shoes I would wear and I was going to bring my no two ways to wear while I'm here and I forgot them. So all I have now is my driving shoes, which are the deadbeat Air Force Ones. Oh, Kavi Lame, juicer. Kavi Lame released the juicer. Oh, that's one of his highest viewing TikToks, right? No, I still don't get.

That like the hype I get like why he was funny because they were funny tiktoks. I don't get how he turned it into like I'm sort of sick agent. Yeah, I think it's one of those it's funny for like a week Yeah, and then everyone moves on again But just it just shows you how like I was thinking about this by the way the other day we can we can We've got some sick topics. Maybe we'll do it for the next podcast. By the way, it's just it's a good one It's with nick. Yeah, so it's gonna be a really good one. But um, what i'm gonna say is

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, right? They post on Instagram, on their posts, like we post on stories. Or not we, we post, but they just put everything on there. So they've got like 2 million followers. They don't care. I know you've probably got more. But 2 million followers, a lot of podcasts. Yeah, you've got six. That shit's really cool. But they just spam it. They don't care if it's like a good performing post. They just share stuff and they do stuff. And he does a book. I know you guys have done that, but they just do everything. I'm like, it's crazy how like,

The different circles you're in, you do different things. Yeah. Because they have the whole comedy, right? Every time one of the troops decides, okay, I'm going to start posting a lot. Yeah. Everyone starts posting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter who it is. Like if...

tomorrow ethan starts going all right you know what i'm gonna start doing a daily tiktok yeah and then i'm also gonna just i'm gonna do like five stories a day yeah you'll see the troops start posting more stories which is a good thing not a bad way yeah it's whoever does it with yeah that's why i'm worried that we're all gonna start being lazy because we're all starting to like get tired of this life but um yeah like they'll they'll they work really hard these comedians don't they just go on tour all the time come home do a netflix series do just like i actually respect it a lot

It's the same side of this life. Those guys are like in their 50s, so they're a bit older. They are, well, yeah, yeah, but they're riding their wave, aren't they? No, no, I know, I know, you're right, you're right. So maybe I should just get my finger out my arsehole.

- No, but I put, by the way, I put everything I do, you know, into AI, like everything I do. And I also put like the money it makes me and like the cost of stuff. It gave me loads of stuff to do. It was like, you should probably hire like a content manager. I was like, that's a pretty good idea. Full time. And then it was like, you should probably stop making songs. I was like, fuck you. - That's 'cause it heard them. - No, no, no, no. If it heard them, it's like, do more of those. These are great music. No, no, it's 'cause I don't promote them. So they're not getting many plays. It's like, why would you make a song each week?

financially, but I'm not doing it for finance reasons. - Yeah. - So it's like, I told the bot, it helps me, you know, it's good for me. - It helps me remain a J. - Remain a J, yeah, yeah. BJ, now I'm promoting more, watch this, watch this. - Yeah, to be fair, the fact that you don't have like a basic lyric video on every week. - Hold on, but I told you I'm scared that it will ruin the views of my other channels. - Doesn't matter. - Doesn't matter anymore, but look at this. - Nice, it's got a lyric video.

- But is that like five minutes? Is that like five seconds or is that the whole song? - Yeah, it's a small one on TikTok. - I'm saying just post it on YouTube. - I will, I will. But I got a guy now who's gonna do loads of stuff. - Make a new channel, Randolph Music. Fuck it. - I've got so many, okay, true. - Randolph Weekly and then just upload one a week. - Yeah, okay, I just put it on, oh yeah, okay, true, true, true. - I don't know, just have it somewhere, you know? - Yeah, thoughts on the album cover? - Like it. - Thanks, thanks. I started improving them, you go back, Nick. - It's Harry's jet. - Yeah, Harry's jet. The one that exists.

So this is not my channel. Oh, I can't see him. But one day we'll do like a, let's rate my album covers. Some are very bad. That's my favorite one. Chapters are there. See the one where it's like a fisheye lens of like an old Cadillac. Yeah. I literally like typed, first try I got that. I couldn't believe it. Cold. Cold. It's like a 2000 draft R&B stung. Yeah. Everything's AI. Yeah. Yeah. It's all right. Anyway, thanks for watching guys. Join us next week for Nick.

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